The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Find Your People

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

Jay and young Paco perform gigs on the road together and develop a bond. Paco is the Bonfire videographer as well as a new comedian and Jay is more than happy to give him advice about the business. Bob's urges him to be just like Jo Koy and cater to his Asian audience. | Jay is currently watching "Dutton Ranch" which is the spin-off of "Yellowstone" and has a problem with the Shakespearean dialogue. | Comic Rich Vos visits his motherland and posts pictures of himself reading by the Wailing Wall. | Bobby declares that Joe Rogan was his comedy hero when he was just starting out in stand-up. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big Jay O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Jay's running a second or too late. Traffic was a nightmare getting in today. His way, not my way. That's why I moved to Westchester. It's always nice and easy. I told you to move to Westchester, but you had to go to Jersey because you listen to Lewis,

and now you're going to deal with a tunnel and a bridge. Oh, Bob Kay, sawmill. Took me 47 minutes to get here today. Unless it's flood. It's flooded. Unless it's flooded, unless there's one accident or any problem at all, then the whole thing shuts down because it's too late. There's one way in, one way out. There's one way in and one way out, and you're fucked.

Anything else. I actually, today coming in, I've never seen it, always wanted to see it. Guy coming in, you know, those little Hondas that day, what was that? Was that my brain? No. Oh. That one of the little hondas or the two, you know, they're zipping in, like a video game with the tinted windows, those jerk-offs.

You know, when everybody else is driving the speed limit and they have to zip in and out to show everybody their little mods they put on their car and their muffalo, they took it off. One of those jerk-offs passed me, and then his tire, whole tire came off. Whole tire came off. Satisfying. Rolling down the middle of the street on his stupid $20,000 rim. It made me so happy. And the best part is I was right. I was right behind him and then I was right next to him because all the people behind me,

fucked. I wouldn't be here right now because he had, there's no, there's no shoulder on the sawmill. It's just two lanes. So right behind me, it started traffic. So it was a good day today. I got to see somebody who deserved it, get it. There's nothing better than seeing somebody deserve it, get it. Because you know, he was zipping, boom, I'm going to get between the, and then his tire just,

the whole thing just fell off and rolled down the middle of the road. and I rode by I'm laughing. I couldn't see him because his windows were tinted but I'm pretty sure he saw me

laughing in his face. With a rim scraping? Talking to the mic. Remember how the show works? Was the rim scraping? Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah.

Oh, dude, so satisfying just to know that he was trying to keep going to but then he saw his wheel go past him. His wheel was going faster than him. Oh, God, there is a God. That's nice when that happens when you see someone get it that deserves it, and he got it.

And now he's still probably on the sawmill. I feel like Christine is giving cope. Well, if there's a flood. Yeah. But, I mean, you don't need anything to go wrong for there to be a problem with the tunnel and bridge. It's just New Jersey. It's just awful. Going up north is probably easiest, but you don't get as, I mean, it's way more expensive up there,

which is why we did Jersey. It's like way more pricey up there And also long eye The only other one that I'd done was Long Island Which is a fucking nightmare Going back and forth from Long Island is like Psychotic Anybody who moves to Long Island now

You're mentally ill I have a gig in Long Island a couple weeks I'm preparing for it mentally right now Because I have to leave it like one o'clock To get there for a seven o'clock show It's a nightmare The island I love the people

Love the shows It sucks It sucks I used to communicate commute to Jersey so I still have nightmares about it that's why I snapped at you Christine but even Lewis

had a nightmare going home on Thursday because it's a nightmare and it's not like living in the city and it's a whole new game you know what though a little more expensive where I live but you know what home right away zip zip zip I get one pretty what we're dealing with right now and I sent a bunch of texts

about it over the weekend is the World Cup's coming in and we go right past the fucking World Cup Stadium to get to and from work and I think that that, it starts on the 13th. I think a lot of that stuff is already. You think? Happening and it's awful. And I don't know what we're going to do.

I'm like, I'm panicking. I'm like, do we have to move to the city for June? Guess what I have right near my house? What? Train. Ryan Reynolds? I can watch. Well, yes.

And Martha Stewart and Ches Pomeroy and Dennis Lerry. And who else is up to? Oh, Edy. Wait, do you have a pool? I don't have a pool, but I do. I have a pool. I have the town pool of two blocks away. Ew.

I agree with you Not in Catona, no, ooh Nice You're right, it's definitely ooh I've never used it I actually, I wanted to go to Long Island because I'm beach And I was like, oh, I can live by the beach and live by the city But it's like fucking five hours to get to the city

You can't move to Long Island You can't, it sucks I don't know how people do it And then you have to become that exit asshole That cuts everybody off You know, everybody's waiting in line for an hour and that one Long Island asshole, they're all, they just zip up to the front

and then cut in. I want that to be illegal. I want those people to have to, like a $1,000 ticket or go to jail for a week. If you, if you're at an exit and you pass everybody and then slime your way in,

if you have that type of just shit in you, you do that, don't you, Christine? You're one of those. No, I wanted to this week and I was in a ferry line that was like two hours, but you can't cut over. You do not cut over in that room.

You have to be a story. certain type of person. There he is. There he is. Karate class, Renle. Kay! Jay. Jay. What did your master teach you about karate? Aggressive offense. Oh, sorry. Your offense is the best defense. Yes, no mercy. Only use if guys really annoying you and Paco was just getting on my nerves for some reason. What's up, buddy? Hey, buddy. Me and Paco spent a magical weekend together. Oh, it's always magical with Paco, isn't it? It was magical.

Well, sure, there's always going to be Japanese mysticism for sure. But take that out of it, just like a magical time. Yeah, some type of nondescript clothes he's going to wear that you could jump on a bike or go on stage or work at a dumpling shop. All of those things would work. That's his outfit. You could deliver your pinini on a vespah with oven mitts on the handlebars, keep his hands warm. He could do improv on the fly. Absolutely.

He could mime if he wanted to or he could do sleight of hand magic. Paco did a great job all weekend. He's funny. Stamford. He did a great job. Paco's funny. He doesn't seem funny when he's in the studio filming. He seems like he's, I don't know, a chadrool, one might say. He's just staring down at whatever type of snack he's eating that he has to eat because he bikes everywhere. The difference between me and you, though, that's funny.

Again, it's because I smoke pot for sure on this regard. We've talked about this before behind Paco's back. It's not an insult, but it's just a funny thing. You're like, Paco wants to talk about, like, comedy and, and getting through comedy and like different things about comedy and like you are like definitely like the dude please shut up i don't care and i'm i'm light a cigarette and go well paco comedy is a fickle bitch um the audiences the ebb and the flow the science can i talk to you about the science i am the science well because the advice i got from the great jo rogan uh when i was at paco stage i remember being Listen, Paco, I've been where you are.

We've all been there. I remember I had my first set of Catch a Rising Star where I bombed on cassette tape, and I would travel with it because I had a cassette tape in my Toyota Corolla, two-door, and I would have to pick up the headliners and drive from places, and I would always slip it in on the way home. I'd be like, you mind if I just throw this in

and you could tell me what you think? Oh, my fucking God. Force them to listen to my first comedy set. That's criminal. Which consisted of My grandmother was born with two thumbs on one hand She made a great pie crust But then it was a visual joke

Oh my God He said to listen to and assume what you did there She gave she went to see Spider-Man She gave it two thumbs up She worked at the Catholic Church On a three thumbs up On Ash Wednesday She could do two people at a time

Yeah No it's killing Yeah But why not three thumbs up Because you only give one thumbs up and she gave two thumbs up because she had two thumbs on one handjay I didn't do listen I wish you were around back then

maybe we could have punched it up I didn't know we were going to punch it up 30 years later I didn't know we were going to revisit it like this but here's the thing is that one day I went up to Rogan when we were working the Akua Koo when he was headlining I was middling from and I said yeah man the same as Parker hey man can I talk to you you got any advice you know and he went There's no advice.

Don't take any advice from everybody. Anybody. Anybody gives you advice. It's going to be sucky advice. Just get on stage and become who you are. And just stage time. Stage time, stage time. And then you'll become who you are over time.

And the second great advice, Louis C.K., comedy is like school. You go to kindergarten. Then you go to first through six. And then you go to seventh and eighth. And then you go to high school. And then you go to four years of college. And at the end of that time, you're a professional community.

Fuck. I gave the wrong Louis advice. What'd you say? Paco asked me questions and I jerked off on him. Wait a minute. Yeah. That's not the wrong advice. Okay.

That's the final exam that I took. And I said, you keep your mouth shut. You're going to go far in this business kid. And then I winked at him. And then I pinched his cheek. I actually went to Louis's house this weekend. Really? Yeah, he called me on the way back from New Hampshire.

Oh, would you need you to help move a bed or something? He knew you had a truck. He needed a table. Close. Bobby, Lou C.K. here. You still about that Ranger? It was close. I can't reveal what it was, but it was close.

Help him move a body? No, not a body. Not a body. Bodies. Not singular. Bishes will pay. We had to move a few bodies. No, I went up to us. He did call me and at the last minute and go, hey.

But, no, I just went up. He lives only 45 minutes away from me. He lives up further than me. Oh, really? In the woods. He's got like 50 acres in the middle of the woods. In his house. Damn, dude. That's hiding. It's a movie set. And then he has another, I don't even know if I should say this, but he has pretty much a garage that's a soundstage. Where? Where's the address? It's 1345. Okay.

Saw Devil Way. He goes, when does he, is he, once he away from his house, do you know? He's going to be away all weekend. Okay. All right. That's nice. That's good. It's 45 minutes from you, in either direction. Okay. It's so funny. You were like, what do you want you to do? It's like, yeah. goddamn. It was a little task.

You wouldn't mind help me out with some lighthouse work, would you? I'll give you $300 if you cleaned my apartment. I hope you went and cleaned his apartment. Don, I'm going to be a little late. C.K. needs me. I would just say, I would say, Don go up and helps Louis. Louis needs me.

I'm trying to think of things I did when I was young. I mean, I was actually pretty good. Like, probably a lot of the thing that, like, not stifled me, but maybe, like, stunted me to some degree was, like, my lack of like that because I know there's like bad moments of that like trying try hard but like you should try sometimes and I was just more like settled to be like I just won't ask anything I don't think you should try I don't think you should philosophize about comedy I think you should just do comedy because if I give him advice right say I gave him my advice and you give him your

advice and then somebody else gives him he's going to be all confused in his head and there's a certain point that you get past that you just get on stage and you just get on stage and you just get on stage and and be whatever the fuck you are. And comedy filters out the people that aren't supposed to do it. So if we just let him do that, he won't be around in a couple years. It will just filter you out. It'll just fucking file them out to itself. But I say more different.

I don't think I give Paco, I don't think I give Paco any advice. It's not advice. Maybe we're having this different thing. Paco has questions about comedy in general, not advice. And then I can't wait to tell my life story again. if you're going to sit there and listen to it for two days, I'll keep telling it to you. And then when I had this argue with my parents

and blibbidi blop, and then that hard time, and then I got to fight with the promoters, and then I got jumped on stage and something else and hardships. And what's that? Do you tell me about how Bert pointed out that you could have done both?

No, but I have pointed out many times before. I just think if I give you, I have given you advice. Yeah. But every time we work together, that you want more advice. I do. I like collecting advice and gems,

and I'm realizing how, like, gay that is. So I'm trying to do it less. They're born learners. You know what it does to you? Because you're aging. I have a notebook on these things. He asks Bobby for advice. Bobby, hello.

And then Big Jay tells his life stories. Big Jay, what are you talking about? Slowly over today. Oh, God, wisdom. I love wisdom. Paco in an empty food court eating everything but hot dogs from Nathan's. Fucking guy. Make me food.

We went to Nathan's and Paco got fishing chips and I got a cheese steak. It was like, we just threw everything out. You threw the fishing chips out? It wasn't cooked inside. That's not good. Frank Pepe's. Where were you this weekend? Stanford.

Why didn't you go to the, did you go to the Asian place right across the way? I told you to go three times. Yeah, we ordered from there the first night. You did? How was it? The Asian place. The place where we got the soup dumplings. Yeah.

Yeah, it's great. How great was the... It's delicious. Soup dumplings are always good. Did you get the noodles? No, he got noodles. What was it called? Nudorous.

I'm sorry, what was it again? Nuderus. Nuderus. Nuderus. Nuderus. I love that place. It's my favorite. That's the only place I crave.

Really? Yeah, the beef noodles there. I crave it. Your beef noodles? I crave your beef noodle. I find it. Here's the thing with Pacco, Paco, can I just say something to you?

I'm going to give you some advice right now. Sure. The more, right now, what are you, Voss? The more advice that you, now that you know what you're doing, you're funny, you get on stage, and you do your thing. Thank you.

It's this almost like a Mexican jumping beast. What did the guy say you after the show? He came up to me, he said, Bobby, I've seen you ten times, you're amazing every time. He went up to, who was the other guy on the show? Cody. Oh, my God, you're the funniest.

And he said to Paco. He said, Paco, you move well. Yeah, he said, I like the way you move on stage. I love the way you move. Paco, I love the way you move. But Paco, I like the way. I like the way. So, but my, seriously, no joking around,

there's a point right now where you just got to go do you. Because you're never going to build your comic ego. Jay has a comic ego. What? Let me finish. Okay. have a comic ego we have an ego hang on let me finish we have a comic ego we have egos that we're the shit we we hate ourselves we think we're gonna bomb we think we suck but then that

second when we get up there we're like I'm gonna fucking kill it and then we kill it you're gonna you gotta you gotta get that fucking ego you got to get that comic ego where you're like I'm gonna fucking murder this I'm gonna kill it every time it's so funny you say that because there really is so much there's times like 10 minutes before I go on state where I go, how do you just start talking to a room full of people out of nowhere? Like I just forget about it for a second. I go, how the fuck do you get up there and just start talking to people? Why would they be like, what's he saying?

What? I was on stage in the middle of an act out in Maine, and I had to turn around and bend down. You didn't have to. When I turned around and bend down, I literally in my head went, what am I doing? I shouldn't be doing it.

this. This is the stupidest thing ever. And I had to jump back up and turn back and say my line. Exactly. Margemilio. What the fuck am I doing with the marshmallows? Marsemelios. Yeah. Marshmaryos. Marshmallows. But we all have that thing before we're going up that we this is fucking nuts. I'm going to bomb. What am I doing? And then you get up there and something happens. But what's some of the best whiffs like meeting people. I don't I wish I had more of my own I've seen a few. Metzger's involved than a lot of them. What do you mean?

Explain what is a whiff. Like Lewis always tells a story I love it. He booked Todd Barry for one of his first produce shows ever. He was so excited that he was the producing the show so he felt like some somewhat of probably ownership over the show. Probably feeling good.

You know what you can say ownership. He still has that with skanks, story wars. Yeah, but I mean over this rags, everything he does. I mean, over the stand-up show this time. But almost just probably more, you're just feeling good about the show being full, I'm sure, or whatever. And he went up behind Todd Barry and started rubbing his shoulders. And he goes, you're nervous, buddy?

And he was like, I'm okay. It's one of the things you just say something. You're like, what the fuck did I just say? Why did I say that? Why did I do that? Metzker has the best, the best ones that was Dave Attell. It's so funny how, like, they became, like, friends. ultimately because I tried to foster that in the beginning so much

and Metzger just was the worst. His first interactions with him were when the chairs were all outside of the comedy cellar, way early Keith bringing us up. He's staring over his shoulder, I mean weirdly, staying right behind looking over his shoulder while. Tell's writing on little pieces of paper. I assume joke ideas or whatever. And he goes, and he goes,

DeTel goes, do you mind? and Kurt just panics and tries to say something funny. He goes, you're not the king of me, Dave Atel, which is so weird. And then Atelis goes, all right, well, you're not my bitch, so do you mind? And then he was kind of like, I was like, he was like, twittered off. And then the other one was at, oh, when I opened for Atel the first time at Caroline's, after the first day, I'm like, this guy's great. I got to get Kurt in this guy's presence for some.

I just think they would hit it off so well. It's very interesting. similar minds, I thought. I should get him together. Hey, I bring Kurt to the green room of Carolines, and I don't know why his first position he chose was sitting up on the countertop. You know what I mean?

Where the sink isn't there? In the green room. He just sits up there feet on a chair. Oh, God. And sitting with his ass up on the countertop. So, Othel's in a chair, so he's like over a tell kind of already, which is weird.

Othel's making a giant iced coffee. And a big Caroline, they used to have these big collector cups. They were glass. of you if you ordered one of their big drinks. And Intel's drinking an iced coffee out of one of those. And I'm getting ready to start the show. I was hosting. And they go, Jay, we're

ready to start. And I go, all right, I'm going to run out there. And Atel goes, I'm going to come watch you. And he gets up. And he goes, oh, I'm going to come watch it too. And Kurt just fumbles over his own fucking dork feet. And I mean, bumps into Atel. And Attel's hand hits the wall and the glass smashes. And cuts his hand. Oh, no. It's a thing. And then

I was like, it's fine, it's fine, let me just go. And I go, Kirk, get out of here and don't come back ever. I go, it's not meant to be. You guys aren't meant to be friends. And then the other one was, uh, that was the last one before they became, like, friends. But the, in between those two, I told there was also Stu Kameen, remember Stu Kameen's? Oh, God. That fucking guy.

Sue Kameen was a guest by the time I met him, a junkie in Philly former comedian. Might still be doing comedy. Oh, he was a comedian. He was well known back then. Oh yeah, he was doing stuff He was like getting all this show Not premium blend but was before Tompkin Square Park

He was actually in the mix He was above me getting a lot of stuff And it meant I thought it was something So he came back to Philly though I think because of drugs And kind of failing out But like he just started the black

He started going to the black club That I started at all the time And he would come in and get like money He would come in like Yeah he would kind of like bum money Yeah From people From the audience

You'd get in trouble for this And then go buy heroin and then come back and do his set. That's genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I might do that for snacks. It was fucking wild. It was wild.

I think at the time he also used to, like, I think one time also, and he was hanging out all the time with Kurt a lot. Makes sense. And Kurt's ex-girlfriend. And the funny thing was, the connection there, why they were, like, all friendly enough, was because he was...

Heroin. No, Stu banged Kurt's girlfriend. Oh, boy. Before. Like, before they ever met. Right. But, like, that was the connection. And yeah, and then he would just kind of, he would be around on time.

And when we started hanging out at the cellar, Stu Kameen, Kurt tells me, he goes, hey, Stu Kameen's told me that if I want to have a conversation with a tell to start something up with him, and goes, I should say that Stu Kameen says he's going to get you back that money he owes you real soon. And I went, Kurt, I would stay away from that one. It sounds like a loaded thing. Like it sounds like, it just sounds like something you shouldn't get in the middle. like the money he owed, not the, not thanks for letting me borrow that money. I'm glad I was able to get it back.

Like, it's still, it's still an open wound. Yeah. I would just dear clear of that. And, uh, and then we're outside the summer. This is when Dave was still drinking. So Dave goes over to the off the wagon bar at the end of the night always down the street. And Kirk goes, Dave's ended off the wagon. I think I'm going to go to call this Duke Eamid's thing.

I went, no, dude, you don't. I see you shouldn't do it. He goes, no. Now come with me, and I went, I'm not going with you because I'm telling you you shouldn't go. And he's like, I'm going. See, my advice would have been like, I'm coming and you should have absolutely do that. I'm not going to go walk up to him with you, but I would like to see what happens here. I should have.

So you're dealing in science. I'm dealing in influencing. I definitely went and filmed it on whatever phone I have. Just feed the beast. Feed the beast. Why not? You're not wrong. I went.

And well, then the Kirk comes so he goes over. Yeah. And then he comes back like 15 minutes later, 20 minutes later. And he's not even. seems fair. He's just back hanging out, not really talking about it all. And I went up to him, and I'm like, how did it go? He goes, it was all right. He goes, he was sitting at the bar, and I went up to him and I was like, hey, Dave Attel. Of course, full name, Kurt Metzger. Hey, Dave Atel. Studeyman, Sto Kameh told me he's going to get you back that money he owes you at some point

real soon. And he said it, and then Atel turned that, ran out of his seat. And he goes, I don't want his fucking money. And then went and sat in a booth by himself away from me. And I went, that sounds like it went terribly. I remember what I was doing, I was doing the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the palms but remember when Vegas was just Tropicana or Harris improv and you had to do like a week or Riviera and yeah yeah sure sure yeah sure yeah sure you had to do like a week or two weeks that's how Vegas ran you had to do a week or

two weeks and between 14 and 16 shows a week it was fucking it was death you would you would come back from that and be like I'm quitting this business this is what I just went through the war wasn't great when you were not the draw when they were just using you as like one of the comics you were making And $800. And you had to eat in the cafeteria. They used to give you a little... So you had to eat with like three Asian blackjack dealers.

I would love that, though. I love buffet-style anything. They go, oh, that's just a cruise slop. I go, give it to me. I hated it. I felt like such an employee. Barry Manilow said the same thing when he came in. Yeah.

That's right. Yeah, you had to go down there. But then the court from L.A., you know court. McCown. McCown. He and the other dude started at the Palms Friday Saturdays, where you just come in, you do two shows Friday, two shows Saturdays, done with Playboy. The Playboy Playmates would be on it.

And it was at the Palms, which was the hottest hotel in Vegas off the strip. So I'm doing it. I'm like, this is great. I got my own show. I'm doing it with the Playboy Playmates. And the UFC was just getting big. So they were doing UFC at the Palms at the time. That's how it was so small it was.

and I got a call from Rogan. I got a text message from Joe Rogan who I, he's my guy. He was my guy back then. And we were in and out. Gay. That's really gay. Dude, I would have done whatever he said. Well, you shaved your head.

I shaved my head first. Okay. Then he finally did. Sure. And I was glad that he did. And I was going to text him and say, hey, dude, let it go. Rogan, you must not have heard. We're shaving our head now.

You're my guy. So he texts me, he's like, hey man, it's Rogan. I'm doing UFC tonight and doing a show before, whatever. And I was, I was just like, cool, man. Hey, I got a show right in the palms. Why don't you come by? You can jump on, do a set. And then I wrote, I'd love to go to the UFC too.

I'd love to go see the show. I'm a big fan of UFC. Nothing. Since then. Dude, I told everybody there. Almost. You're very close. Almost.

Well, if you need your truck for something, I'm showing you. Hey, me and Lou, you're hanging out. Want to know if you can help us move this bench. I went and told everybody, I go, dude, Rogan might stop by. So they were like, what? That's my dad's coming to pick me up. Dude, they were prepared. They were telling everybody, look, if you stop, just let him in.

I go, dude, I don't care if I'm another joke, just let me know. We'll throw them right on. All the shows, I was like, oh, Friday. So then I, nothing, nothing. And then I go, they had a diner inside, 24-hour dining inside the palms. So after the show on Saturday, I went to the diner by myself at like one in the morning. And I sat in a booth by myself and just ordered a by myself meal. And I look over and Rogan comes in with Joey, Ralphie, all the UFC fighters that I love and know.

and he sits down at this big table, and I'm right there. And I'm just, you know, my eyes, my eyebrows go up, and I'm just trying to get noticed by other that I know, and they don't even acknowledge me. No. And I'm, dude, I'm almost close. Hey, Bobby, I'm not going to finish this dessert. You want it?

And the fights are over, everything's over, and I walk up, and I have to walk by their table to leave. So I walk up. You pay tribute. He's your guy. And I walked up, hey, what's up, man? He's like, hey, what's up and I was like

nothing bro you made a lot of promises to my heart I go I go nothing what's up with you he goes nothing man it's living life and I go all right man all right cool dude I'll say have a great night he goes you too bro have a great night

I told people you were coming you need to be a fool and I just went up to my room by myself and they stayed there and enjoyed a great night of UFC I mean not even a dude how is you show like you know oh couldn't make it not even though i would have took a lie i got hey man what's up nothing what's up of you nothing he's like oh man i completely forgot you existed no yeah who would be my

guy if rogan's your guy in that capacity what's my guy is that a tell it's a tell is your guy do 100% your guy you were no no i would say it tells my guy but like in that same like you like was rogan that far ahead of you and that like impressive at that point that you were like i mean When I saw a tell, I was like, I've never seen anybody. Like, I just didn't understand what he was doing at all. It was so good. Because I came up with the seven minutes of clean time when you go to on the Tonight Show. So every comic around, the evening at Caroline's comedy half hour.

Caroline's Comedy Hour. Yeah. Evening at the improv. All that. I came up, I was an open mic or middle or whatever at that time. So everybody in Boston was trying to get seven minutes of clean material to get on the Tonight Show, get on one of these stupid shows, even at the improv, and that's how you became famous.

I then saw MTV's comedy half hours with Rogan, who was talking about getting a blow job and how much pressure could you apply to the top of a girl's head while pushing her head down, you know what I mean? And I was like, this is my guy. This is my, I was dying. You show women's heads down in your lap? That is your guy.

Well, he taught me how to do it without getting, you know, without aggravating them. That's what David told it to me. I said, I want to hang out. out with him, so I started smoking cigarettes that will probably kill me eventually one day. Yeah, he was just an edgy comic on regular

TV that I was just like, ah, this, you can do it, you can be dirty and still get on TV, you don't need that shit, so. And he was from Boston, because I was going to say, Dice didn't hit you like that? No, Dice didn't hit me like that. He did, and then he came to Boston, and we actually worked together, and that's when I asked him that stupid question, and

he was like, dude, just fucking get on stage. Can I be your best friend, Joe Rogan? Oh, I wanted to be his best. We had a, we had a world win. weekend that weekend too we hooked up with chicks we hung out he was uh i thought we thought we were going to be best friends for life and he actually told that at ufc night well i think what happened he came back again and we worked at some uh is that why you got morbidly obese because he was hanging out with joey dyes and uh and what's he said ralphi may no i got morbidly i become like a

big guy to like deal with him you like how he hates my abs no that's not it i got morbidly obese because he didn't hang out with me it made me sad and i just ate that was my third fat and then You were probably like, well, now I'm overweight, so he'll probably like me now and still nothing. Nothing. What a son of a bitch. He came back. He actually... He went to Taekwondo and faced him. He came back to...

He came back to the gig in New Hampshire where he was headlining at some bar, some shit. This is where he was. He was just coming and doing it. This was before TV and stuff like that when he was just getting hot. And he did a bar, and I middle for him there. And we hung out. It was awesome. And I was like, this is the best.

This is like after we hung out that first time. And then he, he, he, I hooked up with this. country girl she was like drove a pickup drunk she truck she had Levi she was just country and I hooked up with her fat no no but it was gonna be yeah you know what I mean

absolutely does that make sense absolutely definitely you can see her pig face growing in around her regular face yeah you now she is whoever she is of course she probably's a brand on her back but she uh we went to a party

me her and this other dude I know and this little he was a little tiny He was a little guy, a little tiny guy. And he was on the show. Kind of annoying. But I think he liked the country girl. So he kept coming up to me and fuck with me. And he got really drunk and went back to this guy's house.

Rogan didn't come. And he started with me. He started like saying fucked up shit to me. So I just was like, hey, shut the fuck up. Fuck you. Outside now. And he went outside. And it was snow.

It was all snowing out. It was all ice. And it was. And I forgot that I was in cowboy boots. What? I was like, remember the cowboy, you don't remember this. For a minute, cowboy boots were in with a little shiny toe. Remember the silver tip toe?

Nope. Not up this, not this side of the Mason Dixon. It was right off of Z. Cavarichies. Where I had cowboy boots on. So I'm on ice with cowboy boots with little silver tip toes. And this kid's coming out, little fucker. And he came out and I had Mason. That's them.

And I had mace in my hand. I was like, I'm going to fucking mace this fucking kid. Oh my God, do you wear in cowboy boots and you have mace? You're acting like a chick in every possible way. You should have on short shorts. Daisy dudes? Maybe a vest and no shirt. At the last second, I was like, fuck, I'm not using it.

That's bullshit. I'm going to fight this kid. And I threw the mason in the snow. He came out. I hit him. I didn't know this. This is why I never fuck with wrestlers. I'll never fight a wrestler in my life.

He picked up the mason sprayed you with it? No, he actually beat the shit out of me. Okay. And then I had him in like some bear hug where he was down there. He took his head and just ripped it up, head butted me, dazed me. Then my ankle, because cowboy boots, I don't know, if you know this, don't have a lot of ankle support. What? And my knee slipped.

What if you fall off a bucking bronco, the reason you're supposed to wear them? No, not a lot of ankle support, not these ones. And I ripped all the ligaments off my ankle, and I just fell to the ground screaming. And then he just decided, he just kept pumping. punching me in the face in front of the girl in the snow and then my friend my friend who's actually a karate guy he was like dude he was yelling at me fight back man fucking don't take he's just trying to motivate me yeah get him a body bag and then i just remember him at one point went all right dude he's done he's just get off him and he put me in my my Hyundai five speed i had to drive home

with one foot. I had to shift gears with one foot. Oh, with the clutch. The clutch. And I had to go home and I had to go to the hospital. The hospital? Yeah, dude, it ripped all the ligaments off my, my ankle. I really fucked up my ankle. That little injury that I went to the hospital for was the reason why later, the, the, the, the, the, I broke my knee dude. It was from that injury. Do you, um, do you now have a newfound respect for how Rip handles problems in cowboy boots? I have a big respect for that show. I'm nuts deep in the dut and ran. by the way I couldn't I had to I had to I couldn't watch last week's episode why because when they

when they when they for a spoiler alert so you got 10 seconds when they did what they did to the cattle I I could I just I was it made me too sad oh me too sad gay really I didn't they they had to did to kill their whole herd of cattle yeah but they it's like rip had to go up there and shoot every single... Well, I gotta be honest with you. There's probably a much easier way to do that without having to sit there and individually shoot everyone in the fucking face. I don't know.

Something. But light him on fire? Maybe. There's no... There's only one humane way to kill an animal. It's a bullet to the head. What are you going to do individually cut to throw the samurai?

The way he was just cocking and shooting, though, I was like, he's not hitting them all. Some of them, he's just hurting for a little bit. That's ripped, dude. He's right on. No. I don't remember him being a crack shot. Was that a big thing? Crack shot. I don't remember they've ever mentioned that before.

He's a Crackshaw. I will say this. This show is light on nudity. Yep. The violence is good. And what I'm actually having a hard time with, though, and you've said this, too. The conversations between Rip and Beth are so, it's like, they're like Shakespeare lines to each other. Well, what they did?

Maybe we got to get getting good while good is worth getting. What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just crack a fortune? cookie and this is the problem this is the problem with marshals the show marshals is that every time Casey speaks it's a learning lesson at the end of every they have to that he gives a speech at the end of everything they did the that's why pedophilia's wrong until next week

Taylor Sheridan is not writing it though that's why he's out Dunn Ranch he's out of Dunn Ranch he's not writing is it not Dutton Ranch and he's not writing yeah but they always sort of talk to each other he always sort of talked like that but now it's getting like Do they have any conversation where he's just like, yeah, I'll take some coffee. Like, it's always like, do you want coffee? He goes, as much as the morning comes up every day and I get to see the stargaze upon your face. And I swear, things are going to be okay.

I would, in fact, like some coffee. Yeah, dude, every, there is, they try to have a moment with every, the end of every scene is a really a lesson to be learned. How did this dumb fuck who was raised on a ranch have all these philosophical answers for Everything that said. The father. He learned him all from the father. John Dutton. Are you talking philosophy too?

Because that sucks. John Dutton used to talk. He would have, he would say cool shit, but he did it sparingly. It wasn't as, it wasn't as, I think right now the writers are just taking that formula and doing it too much. Everything Casey says is a fucking, supposed to be a moment, which is annoying. Dude, feed me a Beth. mine to I'll be rip give me uh we got to make this work rip we got to make this work honey we we got nothing else to do baby only thing working for is if you're going to work to make it work

but if you don't work for what's in your heart there ain't no point working at all maybe that's a lot that's a lot of work yeah well man we got work to do you know the sun the sun hang on chicken got in the room you know the son and dutton ranch he's english um that doesn't blow my mind he also aged like a fucking like he went through a time machine and then he also taylor sheridan i'll tell you where he did pop in for one of the meetings he goes hey can we get a girl that looks underage half naked again as possible yeah just some real side tit and really some good shots right up her gooch and asshole tell you something Taylor sheridan has a type and it's in every underage blonde it's in every let me tell you something a type in every show but here's the thing the

guy the son in dutton ranch aged way better than the son in marshals Casey's son look bring up oh yeah Casey's son got ugly but he he I know cute kid fucking busted fucking adult yeah he's got he's got

acne where I think they got him on that drug that dries his lips out because every scene his lips it makes me thirsty I can't I get thirsty when I watch the show because his dry ass lips yeah his dry ass lips would be thirsty bring him up he's he's I Because he kept it.

He's part of that inbred family. Rip and Beth adopted Carter. Yeah, but Carter aged a protein. Now that's cute. Go to him in a scene now. Just type in Casey's son, ugly. Yeah, Casey's son, Ugly Plus. Type in his name now.

Let me get out of his name. Yeah, type in his name and ugly please. It is, it's uncomfortable. How ugly is? Well, it's just, you can tell that he has really bad acne. They have too much makeup. on him and his lips are dried out from whatever

whatever shit they're making him take for this show? I don't watch this show, but I will say this. You're being a little hard on him but I know what you mean, but he can still be a good looking... That's not now. Get a scene. He looks like Cooper DeGine and don't you dare say a bad word about how he looks. Here we go. I hate watch the show. No, that's him in a... Yeah, because zoom in if you want. He's just...

So you liked Yellowstone, but you're both hate watching Dutton Rand? No, I'm not I like Dr. Rand. I'm a hate watching. I like it a lot. She's going to be great. Ed Harris is going to be great. Annette Benning's great.

Oh, Annette Benning's fantastic. Everything, the connections they have already, the asshole guy is great. And guess what? There might be, they're saying they're setting up a connection between Landman and Dutton Ranch. There might be a crossover.

That's a smart move because they're in Texas now. They're in Texas now. And their cattle shit's going to shit. Cattle shit's going to shit, but they also, they have the cartel connection in Landman, and there's a cartel connection in Dutton Ranch with Annette Benning's ex-husband. There's some type of drug shit going on,

so there might be a connection, which would be great. Juicy. I think you're being rough on this kid. I think if he was in a boy band, he'd be getting posse already. I'm telling you right now, his lips will make you thirsty. Maybe he's on lips, for sure. The hottie in that show is Natalie Alyn Lind. She was in what show? in the show the dutton ranch

I think that's who you're watching it no I'm not I just I saw it in a promo because I know her from she was in a show called The Gifted which was an X-Men show that was on before it went back to Marvel it'd be less creepy if you just watched the show instead of just finding out what teenage girl is naked on it

she's 25 by the way how old was she in the other show I don't know Jacob you're 49 yeah how old was she when you found out of there Has she been naked? Has she been naked? I guess I won't tell you all any facts.

No, I don't care about facts. That's enough she's been naked. Don't be a baby. Just tell us. Oh, no. No, it was a Fox channel. It was a Fox TV show. It was a good show.

The blonde and the marshals are not so good. Little dumpy. There's no, the hot chick and the marshals is supposed to be the two marshals, but they're not. And they have a blonde that comes in with Casey, but she's a little. She's not a teller Sheridan approved, let's put that way. There she is hugging her own tit. She's got ginormous tits. Yeah, she's hot, dude.

She's hot. And they have a sex scene this week, which is great. Yeah. Yeah, they fucked her a couple times. Oh, that's not her. That always pisses me off. Well, for the audience. Well, it wasn't it supposed to be her.

Well, when we try to look for actresses tities, he always has some type of AI or something and it scrolls down. It was just a big meat curtain. And I was, like, excited that it might be heard. I don't think she has big beefers like that. No, a big beef. Oh, wait, hang on. Fepelo. Leaks 11 photos, if you wouldn't mind, please.

Oh, all right, what's her name again? Something Allen. Jacob knows. Hayers Allen. What is that? Natalie. Elyn. He knows her middle name.

I meant to, is that a word name? How am I supposed to have heard? You know a real name and her sag name? That's a big wieness. Oh, it's going to be a boring Pepello. No. Keep going. No.

No, no, keep going, no, keep scrolling, uh-uh, worthless, useless, youthless, stupid. From the show, what, what, what, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, panties, ass cheeks, we just saw this. It's all from the show. Nothing. Blah. Nothing. Boring.

Stupid. sucks. No beaver. They're not showing. The one thing about Yellowstone that was great is the first episode, Beth walks out nude, and you see her fully naked, which was the hottest thing ever, and for regular TV, it got an extra something. They got away from what made them. Yeah, Beth's tits. Why is Beth not naked anymore?

She looks pretty good. Yeah, she looks good. She looks good. Rip got a little heavy, which I like. I don't mind it. You got a little heavy. It's weird knowing he's a douchebag. It is weird watching the show being like,

you're a guy that yells out a comedy club. He's not supposed to be at a comedy club. He's an actor, man. He's a rancher. Yeah, he's an actor, rancher cowboy now. You can't. And crack shot, don't forget. Crack shot.

and, you know, he's not supposed to be at a comedy club. You got to cut him a little slack. I bet he takes Rip home with him. That's what sucks about him. I bet he brings Rip home. I hope he does. Honey, whatever you made is going to be good enough for me. Baby, I made...

Whatever vittles you have for me is going to be good for me. I got to get up in the morning. I made Lomaine tonight. I got a recipe off of Facebook. Is that okay with you? Baby, whatever you made for me is fine as it comes from your heart. When it comes to my heart, hell, everything tastes good. Oh

Hey dad can you help me with my homework Well what I know about math can fit into a thimbo But I gotta tell you something son I'm here for you And if what you need is me to go down there And do that with you And hell I guess I'll be up in five minutes Hey dad

Dad dad can I get an electric dirt bike When a man's journey becomes a man's journey You just get out there and fly And of course he's gonna need something to fly on Son I'll get you that dirt bike but not because you want it because you earned it thanks dad

hang on the chicken got in the house get out of your goddamn chicken stupid chicken fucking chicken it's very heavy on the meaning the meaningfulness of the words I can't believe he doesn't say the words like thou and thee I declare thee it's the writers the writers are just

taking that thing that Taylor could do good because it was authentic he believes in authenticity and these writers are just doing it. How did we not? I just saw it way down the list. It should have been number one on the list. What?

We shouldn't waste any of our time, dicking around with Paco, we're talking about all this bullshit. Let me guess. Voss praying at the fucking... Ah, boy. Voss. And for people that don't know,

Voss is in Israel for the last week, doing shows with other... What do they call them? Jews. Oh, yeah. I was going to say comedians. and he posted today on his wall, him at the wall. I believe this is the, what is this, Jacob?

What is this, the crying wall? The wailing wall. The wailing wall. Is the whaling wall? It's the whaling wall. But here's the problem with the photo. Number one, all the other people at the wall are just have their head against it. They were in a yarmulka, and they have the hands upside down, palms up, and they're

saying prayers from their hearts. and then you have Voss with a not a yamika he has a golfing hat on backwards apparently they ran out of yarmacas in Israel

they don't have a at the whaling wall they don't have a bucket of yamakas you can just take one out and then he's he's wearing a fucking Jew cape

he's got only person for miles with tattoos covering his body he's wearing he's got tattoos he's got all his diamond bracelets on and his rings and his bottle of water that he couldn't have

Left in the car. Foss couldn't be buried in Israel, let alone a Jewish cemetery. And he's reading out of the book of... He's slobbering on it. And he has... Oh, my... Fainu. And he can't...

He barely can read. I know. And then he has the GoPro wrapped around his forehead. No, no, no. That's the... Tofilling? To fillin. Yeah.

To fill in. Well, his is a GoPro. He's actually... This might be a GoPro for sure. He's doing a little vlogging. is there. He's going to fill in. He's reading this thing.

Now, can we get into these comments? It kind of looks like he's reading Twitter. I guarantee it's not a joke book. It's not his notebook. Are he also, are you supposed to wrap your arm? But he can't wrap. Well, you can't see his tattoos then. But he can't wrap.

Just the other arm. It's other arm. Elon Gold. But why would you? Other than when you married Bonnie, I've never been more jealous of you. Really? Really.

I mean, you could just go to Israel, which is probably relatively dangerous at this point and go stand in front of the wall and we should look like Voss. It's not really a jealousy issue. Tell you where it's real dangerous. There's something you could do. Palestine's more dangerous than Israel.

Depends who you are. Jay Moore just says simply, Beautiful. Does he really? Look. I mean, look, this is a good thing because hopefully he'll stay and teach the word of Moses

to the other Jewish kids. Don't touch your neighbor. Robert's wife. Bonnie, I'm going to stay. I'm opening up a comedy class in Israel. We need to take over. Who do you think liked it? Oh, Aaron Berg.

Of course. Well, you're talking all. I mean, look. Oh, God, sorry. What was that? Christ. Yeah, he is going all in. Yeah.

He's got to start posting some funny stuff. That's pretty funny, dude. I don't know if you get funnier than that. I mean, comedy's perspective, I believe. And when I saw it, I literally went, Don, Don, Don, Don, look, look, look. And I sent it immediately to the chat.

You know, we need to have, I see on this too, Finolia on, talk about the picture I got at him, fake laughing. And I think Mary Ellen Hooper was one of my favorite things ever. He's just head thrown back, mouth open laughing. I only saw it two seconds of it because I didn't want to, I wanted to watch it live on the show. There's only so much of it.

I know, but he did. What is he, does he get two jokes, two breaks? What does he get? He got three jokes on, which is perfect. That's all, that's good. You usually get two, but he got three. And I, I want to. So they all did five.

I want to see a transition. I want to see the transition, how he handled the, the Byron transition. They're pretty, they're pretty standard like, so Mike, you're married, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, but I want to hear his transition from that where he went from, hey, you're married, huh? And then I want to hear how he handled that. knowing what he knows what we know and what we've talked about

should we do comics unleashed and have him give us like crazy like tell them the feeds we need and then but never do like jokes having to do with that so Jay I understand like you've been collecting marble since you were cute like what is the fuck you talking about no I used to work driving for strippers

back and just like go to something other story or something every time he goes he goes so uh she goes shark attacks are back again news huh and I go I don't know yeah Robert you uh baby talk with you I've what are you gay you know I don't do that what's wrong with you what oh it's silly and they just do other jokes but different things no but I mean like uh last year's election was pretty crazy am I right like I don't know what the fuck that's got to do it marble click New York is being run by a socialist

have you seen that what the fuck hey Byron I'm sorry I don't know if you have the wrong notes over there but uh okay I was going to talk about uh getting a dog recently. He would still laugh. Go ahead. Talk about the dog. My bad player. That's not a good

firing out of oppression. No, that was a good D.L. You're locked into the DL. No, D.L. It's up in the thing. There you go away. You got to get on the scratch. I said what I said,

and I stand by what I said. I did not do that when I said that when I do that. That's truth spiel. Because I got to do that. I love truth spiel. Truth spiel. I've been doing your slow motion.

Thoughts, Jay. putting your fingers through your hair every time I wanted to think something I'd put my hand through my hair real slow He knew he done fucked up Pocko you have to take his video of putting his hand and you have to add Jay actually saying

Oh God I did say the N-word a lot I do look Do you think he knows that I like little kids? You have to put that on it over there Oh no Oh no Oh no Comedy

Rich Voss's own profile New special on Amazon Comedy legend over 100 television appearances. A hundred in you, at a wall crying. Oh, boss. Oh, Voss. What are you doing out there? I'll tell you what he's doing.

He's doing what he's supposed to do. What? Making us laugh. Going back to the Motherland? Going back to the Motherland. What if he comes back and he gets all his tattoos removed? And he becomes that guy. Him and Modi tour the world.

Oh, dude. Do you think he's trying to jump on that Modi money? Because Modi fucking came out of nowhere and is famous. Well, he went... In his own, like, lane, but I mean, big. He decided to go during the pandemic to all the Hasidic Jews and that used to come to the cellar. He used to come to the cellar. And he started doing all the...

And he found a people. And he doubled down and he's... He just sold out... Radio City. Radio City. And he's killing it. You got to find a people. I already say that.

Filipino people is your people. Stop trying to get Jay's people. Fat white people with fucking ironic shirts and hoodies. You need to get... Those aren't your people. My people. If you went full, heavy, hardcore Asian, you could. You want middle-aged Republicans?

That's not your people. Those are my people. You need to find your young little Filipino chubbies that will fucking treat you like Manny Pachial. Yeah. You've got to start doing that, bro. You've got to go to a village somewhere. You have to use money to bring electricity to a village.

Yeah, stop hanging out with us. Go hang out with Joe Coy, a fluffy, dude. Those are your guys. You should be with Joe Coy. You should be with Joe Coy. I've tried. You should also be. Maybe you should also join BTS.

You could join BTS. I've tried that too. You really tried to get with Joe Coy? No. You got to get with Joe Coy, dude. He's your man. Imagine, oh, if you open for Joe Coy, they're going to love you. You guys could both be in the Jabberwock's costumes.

That's true. He used to break dance. Dude. He comes out with the Jabalakis on his big show. He did. That guy is the biggest guy in the world with your people. He just did a 70,000-seat arena. in front of a bunch of people that look like you.

I know. Shane's about to beat it in Philadelphia by 1,000 people. With a bunch of people that look like him. Yes, yes, they will look like me. It's also going to be in my hometown where they all look like me for sure. Yeah, my people are almost dead. It's hard to find my people.

I lost my shot with my people. I wonder if Shane's show is going to be filled with Eagles jersey still because it's just the stadium that's going to wear their Eagles jerseys? 100%. Are you doing it? Huh? Are you doing it?

I'm going to it for sure. You going to go? Yeah, no matter what. If I do it, that'd be great. Paco, tell me this, Joe Coy, this is Joe Coy's comedy show. Tell me this is not you. Paco, don't act like you don't want to be a Jabalwaukee for five seconds. Buddy, you come out as a Jabberwocky, and then he goes,

my opening act, and you take the mask off, and you're like, what's up? And they flip out. And then you jabalwaukee away to fame. Some of my friends were actually Jabalakis when I lived in Las Vegas. The connection's there. What is happening? Joe Coy, his entrance, when he was. did Dodger Stadium is right here he's one of the Jabberwockies yeah so fine buddy you could do you could do this man

this is you this is up here why it's already been done dude it's not been done it's just been done what are you gonna still fucking fight people at skankfest it's not working you think comedy only has room for one person doing a full dance routine to start their comedy show what do you think it's crazy yeah dude you got to start getting your people man do you know any you know any of your language no dude i'm so whitewashed oh god Lewis really fucking made you a piece of shit. As long as you can do the accent. Yeah, do the accent.

You have to speak the language. Oh, yes. No, what the hell was that? He's a racist. Oh, shit. Yeah, Lewis made him into a racist. Look at you. I mean, if that's not an entrance.

Buddy, you know what he does? I'll tell you what he does. I like the way he moves on stage, just like you. Look at this, dude. This guy's killing. Oh, shit. Come on. dude who knew paco tell me that doesn't get your little uncircumcised penis hard

Paco that's honestly very very cool this is so sick this is Joe Coy on stage it looks like a concert with around I don't know 15 Jabberwockies around him he was one of them yeah and then they rip off the costume and it's him and then he has to go um so stuck in traffic the other day I was thinking how do you think that joke like a Jabowaki

I wonder what his first joke was how do you come out of that he's got to you got to give the old well it's going to be a bunch of like

give it up for this you gotta do all like the cheerleader you can't just go whew he goes that was fun um

you know I'm having weird relationship things this year you know what's nuts about my kids jabblewalking yeah

I mean that stage is nuts It's got a big 100,000-foot Trinitron behind him. Oh, my God. Jay would come out and just put a stool down and go, what's up? How are you guys doing? Put me on all three screens. Hey, that was wild, right? Those fucking guys?

What's up? You want to take a break so you can jack us all off? You want to jack us off, Jacob? Okay. Awesome. All right, I could use a fucking H.J. I'll take one. I'll actually just not take one.

I'll watch you have one. Okay. Whatever makes you come. I like the way Paco moves. We got to get Paco with Joe Coy. We got to get him. We're going to get you a shot at this, buddy. We need to make a Peaches Rodriguez-style stand-up comedy-slash-dance audition tape.

Yeah. Christine, we go to the next gas digital tapings. We've got to do a Jabawaki dance Paco half hour. Yeah. You're not showing enough of your skills. Yeah. Paco's dancing comedy jam. Yes.

Oh, my God. Dance Dance Paco Lucian. I'll do a lip-sink battle. Hell yeah. Everybody can just fucking dance their asses off. Guess where Bobby Kelly's going to be on the road. I'll tell you. a second. I'll tell you where I want to be. I'll tell you

the second. It's going to be a governor's in Long Island. Levitown. Long Island, to be exact, that's June 19th and 20th. Listen, I have to drive out there at like one o'clock in the afternoon on a Friday. Listen, it takes a lot to go to Long Island in June. A lot. I have to go out there and sit in a car,

smoke a cigar and a chair behind the place for three hours. Take a nap. So please. It's tough. Come out. Then the mothership in Austin, July 3rd through the 5th. After that, he's going to be in Port Smith, New Hampshire, Saratoga Springs, and Brooklyn, New York. For tickets and all tour dates, visit punchup.com.

Live slash Robert Kelly. And check out Bobby's new YouTube channel, Robert Kelly Comedy. And, of course, every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. at the Fat Black Pussy Kid Lounge at the Comedy Seller. Yeah, Port Smith is selling out. It's a very small club, so make sure you get your tickets if you're coming down. Big Jays going to be at Spokane, Washington, the Comedy Club, Spokane Comedy Club, this weekend, June 5th. and sixth, and then the Pantages Theater in Minneapolis. Wow, you're doing the theater, huh?

Two theaters, one weekend, I believe. So you're doing the theater, not the club? I'm doing Boisey that same weekend. I love that, dude. Good for you. Minneapolis Theater, right? There you go. June 13th. And then after that, he'll be at Buffalo, Harrisburg, PA, Winnipeg. Oh, you're moving up, kid.

You're moving up right in front of us. I'm very excited. I should push that Boise gig. Thank you, Bobby. And then he's going to be He's all over the place Big Jcomity.com Listen, you had your chance to see him in a small venue

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