The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - First Marriage Son (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Andy Fiori joins the Bonfire and talks music, including the Phish Meat Dance and he learns of Summer Reign's new gospel tunes.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@AndyFiori www.AndyFiori.com

And now the bonfire with big J. Ocasin and dance odor I'm wondering if my headphones work. Oh my god, they knew and these headphones are credible It is funny to take the energy is my take the energy from that to like It's a bunch of dudes sitting down on the table then because oh man. You guys ready to thrash or what's up when Rob's army wrote that He was like this is socializing music I like when we can do a loss tapes where it is I mean family dude is this Thanksgiving it is it's thanks giving Yeah, first off it is the bonfire series XM faction talk 103. I'm Dan Soder that's big Joe person full crew full family In today Christine Marie Evans DJ Lewitsky Jacob Atat and our black king, the black tiger Lewis.

We have officially say I guess for full family to be here. It's full family, which would be a big house is full family. But I think now we also have to say the hymns are family. Because they're cut. Well, I caught our Mr. Sister show. Yeah. Yeah. Our Mr. Sister show hymbeos now available by the way it came out people are loving it. At the stand last night people were coming to Josh and telling them they loved it. Really? Yeah. So Josh and Justin co-wrestling the hymbeos podcast coming up Mondays. If you even are a series of them, XM subscribers subscribe to the podcast one that looks radical for

us and that's the only way you can currently right now hear the hymbo's podcast every Monday coming out It's the Josh Adam is Justin silver in the crew That's right and they're just him bowing out just being hot dudes talking hot guy shit Yeah, I heard a strong argument for me being a hymbo perhaps I have got some hymbo in me I got a hymbo in me for sure. I wanted it I don't know what to do like if I need I wanted him. I don't know what to do. Like, if I need something ordered online, like, I don't know what to do. I panic and I look at Christine and she,

like, three seconds, she's like, yeah, I got it. I'm like, oh, I, I thought I'd have to pull my wallet out type in an expiration date. Someone said, I wanted to hate him bows, but damn, after listening to this from Reddit, I went and worked out two times and shaved my chest chest down a little next morning my wife blew me for the first time in a year look at that I'm 36 and she said that's a bet guys keep it going I was a bonfire listener day wanted them proud to be an OG. That's a great song. It's a great song.

You know, I love all of them. It's like, I was loving someone's like nice. We found Josh out of Myers' other all to count. It was like a super nice post for somebody. I look Christine She was in a way when it says she wants Justin. So she's trying to play that game. She tried to look bad ass. I don't know. That means you don't know what looking bad. I'm not trying to look bad ass in front of Justin. That's how it starts. That is how it starts. It's all it takes his brutus to fuck the fuck dockenskins and then the idea starts getting

flown around just like crazy crazy if I did that to you right? Do we officially crazy if I just arched my back and hummed? Did we officially introduce Andy? No. Oh hey everybody. Andy Fiori's in the house with us. Do you remember our son from our first marriage? He's back.

He's back. He was doing like a first marriage son. Yeah. Yeah. I got that energy. I had Andy when I was 17. He's back. You were doing like a first marriage son. Yeah, I got that energy. I had Andy when I was 17. He's happy to be back with Carol. Carol doesn't love you, but she treats you fine. Happy to have your attention again.

Yeah, go Andy. I had Andy young, and then you know, I went and made this family, and now we have him back. Andy definitely has an annoys a stepmom like energy. Yeah, he's just pod today. He's positive It's mildly down. He's gonna over here herb. You like when he comes over he plays that jam music And it's just a little meat stick today What doesn't even song name this song. Oh, yeah, I'd heard him to say it

This is a dance that goes along to it. It's this is the gay-ish Okay, I need the chorus it's during the chorus is this not the chorus. This is the chorus, but I need to start It's all it's all of course See I knew where I need to I need the lyrics It's the I can't it's coming. Don't worry. Everyone just be calm 18 more minutes. We're gonna get to that course Christine bring up the meat stick dance Yeah, please look up the meat stick

J. Got it. Hold on. Let me see. I can get some meat stick. Oh, one ten, I think. There you go. Oh, I forgot to. Oh, they do it too? Sometimes. Oh, they're doing them Japanese. Yeah, where's that Las Vegas shooter when you really need them? Fuck man.

What a dork orgy. Real dorky. Did I help? every vagina dried up except all the other ones? Whatever, it's fun when you're on a fucking body. Who been on a meets day? This is on mushrooms. Come on. Pointing at your head. This is lion dancing for hippies.

Exactly what it is. There's no difference in being at a country bar. No one's playing their instruments. This feels like a birthday party for a seven year old It really does dude. We're bad on that level mentally Tingo and the monster under your bed One touch your feet if you do the dance you do that We've done the bus go round and round set the wheels on the bus go round and round with you

Lolly pups and suckers all the best treats when you're a small child dancing Yeah, I feel like those feats it's a meat stick. You know what's that those lyrics are better than the actual ones Boba Boba meat stick. What if it's it's always funny to your head make a gorilla thing then turn to the side Also again, Boba meat stick. I like other bands, Lou. I like other bands with this kind of music There's always the danger that it's like the songs meaning is very sad and dark Like that's always what it is where they're like oh jamming on the meat stick was that mean he's like yeah, it's about sucking dick for heroin Yeah, and you're like oh god. Oh Put it in my mouth for a cup of the bucks. I got you meat stick and then there go

I cut your meat stick. Yeah, the dance is a little bit hard. Feed them for the smack. Give me some neck. I got the itchy blood. Put your meat stick in my mouth. I'm gonna eat stick. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, you have meat sticks.

Oh, my family won't let me in my house. That's the first place. Point to your head. Then do the point to your head. This really is, we really are the first family you're coming back. You're like, what are you into? Yards!

You're into the arts, you fucking pussy. This is the Joe List movie. Yeah. What do you like? Yards you're in the arts you fucking pussy. This is the Joe List movie. Yeah, yeah. What do you like instrumentalization? You fucking gilded out. You wanna fight? There ain't nothing that bank can do on stage. There's one person in a laptop computer can do with a mouse head on.

Damn dude. Would you like me to stick? God don't look at me like that. I get it. I mean, you're me stick You know, I'm in a wrestling I'm in a wrestling. I can't shit on you that hard I really lose secretly likes jam music doesn't want to tell us I do I was raised on jam music But more grateful dad. I don't know fish at all you're raised on jam music You were showing up to school in a van full of critters and jam music Got a hacky sack circle my mom would not have wanted me to hang with you

Got a hacky sack circle my mom would not have wanted me to hang with you Like that kids interesting as fuck. Yeah, what's going on? I can't hang out with coon skin a coon skin and whiskey and there was two of them I'd be waiting for your dad to pull up being like excuse me mr. Witsky. Can I see some of the critters? This is hold on my back with Matt. goes, this one right here is the fucking, this is a sewer rat. Oh dude. This is Nutria. And then two fucking.

This is a Nutria. This is a Nutria. I can't feed it again. Then two pale, freckle twins. Wigger twins come pouring out of the back of this van. What a love to do. Shout out to straight gold chains. You guys get the same gold chain for Christmas?

Oh, what was their name? I don't know. What made us wiggers? Shout out to straight gold chains. You guys get the same gold chain for Christmas. Oh, what was there? I don't know what made us wiggers. You guys did you guys Daniel and Chris my friends who were twins when I was a kid and Had more they got past it Yeah, one of them died and then I was like I was in it for the two Sorry guys, I'm out. I wrote the subway with the two weirdo twin tower guys this morning who stand outside of Series XM all day long. Oh, yeah, one two like six foot seven black guys and they dress exactly the same. Yeah, they've been out there for you. You said 20 years.

They think home shows the twin towers, right? What do they do? They just stand there and pictures and they just twin out. But I think they might charge people for photos. I don't want to maybe. That's what we, if we show up with you and your brother Luke, will you just come you think? Oh my god.

Like we have twins also. They go, so we show up with you and your brother Luke, will we get a discount, you think? Oh my God. We have twins also. They go, so that kind of nullifies your high prices? Yeah. I think they live in Queens, because I've been on the subway with them a few times. We get off at the same stop. We're all here. And then what's the, when you go to the train.

And then just straight outside the building. Oh. I don't understand what their game plan is. No, Jay. You get off at the same stop. And then you get off the train. Oh, is that a good old joke? Doesn't work. I know my old joke. No, Jay you get off at the same stop and then you get off the train. Oh Is that a good old joke? My old joke. I watch out though. That's cover territory. It's work

Yeah, that's them. Let me see him bring him up. They're fucking tall. They're tall gangly motherfuckers. You know, I come black You dressed like black look looks like they're so much stretched black. We'll We uh them and I have beef. What what they were my first booking when I was interning for the Sam Roberts show Yeah, I started doing this and it just went south. Did it really really weird guys? Yeah, yeah, do we We got your bumping mics. Did they keep I work. Yep. Yep. What what happened little what was your beef with them? Every time you turn around with their cocks at you in the face.

I don't care for their politics with. You got some good photos, dude. Oprah, Condoleezza. Yeah, this is all they do. I think they just hover and get... And then it's like outside of a series exam. It's all Oprah. Oprah's like, hey, you guys again, huh?

I don't think they have a social media manager. I think I saw them wrapping one time. Do they wrap too? They wrap so they're basically trying to get a lot of these people to co-sign their album. So they got mad at me when I asked why they're doing that. First hit bus next to Twin Towers. And what did they say? Oh they blocked me on it. Oh, everything. Oh, I have to hear their rap now. Mm-hmm. It's not good. Oh, no, I bet it's booty butt. They're claimed to fame, I think, was being fall. Step brothers with DJ K-Slay. Twins.

Okay. Damn, dude, which, you know how annoyed K-Slay has to be? He was very. He's like, I can't play your music. Do you think about that? If you get big, is like a DJ or a music producer your shitty family? Yeah, tries music is like oh well you produce my shit Louis Will did coke with Doc good and at his fucking barbecue. That's pretty cool. That's pretty chill

Shout out to K. Shout out yo yo Shout out to Koke I look at these guys going let's see You wanna hear him rap on the news? Yeah, I wanna shut it shut up coke Look at these guys going let's see here I'm wrapping the news. Yeah, I want to see him throw the news wrap topical I live for news wrap. Oh hell yeah, I was hoping for this six flows not which still ballin like chim Jones The two end towers we spit the greatest limits of all time the uptown legend They're love for hip hop started back in 19. I tell you right now that little taste with some rain bad God damn bye bad. I mean. 20 years outside the building trying to

push this. Jesus. That's the that's the game plan. We'll keep going. These guys have teeth like they've been trying to eat metal corn cobs. Got through like butter. But it was that the end of the video. That was the only clip of them wrapping. There's gotta be a YouTube clip of them wrapping. There has to be Mike and Kwame So these guys are outside Kwame or Kwame every I mean, oh they put on they put in all day shifts Yeah, I we were in at 930 bro They I remember coming in for open

A. D. or Jim and Sam and they'd be fucking They're never seen in my bed. Give me your CD. I'll make something happen. Remember when he played that guy CD I do yeah, that was when you had it. That was a dog park Dan move right there Dan like yeah, there. I just move on. I'm not looking to get in there Those guys talk shit when you're walking by they're trying to sell stuff or just keep my head turned who gives a fuck Yeah, they're there for scams Dan went in on him. He was about a CD. He was like, we went back and bought a CD afterwards. They felt bad It's a Dan though Dan felt bad. He felt bad for the guy the guy was definitely like a

Intimidating guy wasn't like a big big guy or anything, but it was just like a guy Then like he was looking for trouble possibly. Yeah, and Because you know, he starts shit if you don't buy a CD So that's a guy looking for trouble and Dan like started John with it was pretty hot. Those guys scare me they always call me big man. Well it's a big man and I go no thanks. And he goes oh he's walk away. Too big to buy something for me huh?

Yeah then they can buy one percent of. Sorry Massa. And everyone don't say that. Don't say that. You don't say that. Sorry. I've got a lot I'm telling you I've gotten this stuff before. I know. You know, sorry, Masha. And everyone don't say that. Don't say that. You don't say that. Sorry. Oh, yeah, I've got, I'm telling you,

I've gotten this stuff before. I know. One guy asked me if I was scared of black people one time. I think I said yes. You know, the right ones. Yes, that's a good answer. Here, just take this. That is a good answer.

Are you scared of black people? I've seen your happy. I appreciate your honesty. Here, there you go, man. That's me rapping. I recorded that in the bathtub. Would you rather live in a white or black neighborhood? A white neighborhood, please.

All right. I was pleased. It was always funny when you found out that people that would buy that city would take it back and it'd just be like a PlayStation 1 game. Yeah. It's just like twisted metal too. It's just like that was actually the day we found out that serious XM being the nation's premiere and only satellite radio system. I was a monopoly on it does not have a Usable CD player ask Jacob. I was like, we play this it was befuddled. He's like, I don't know we're recording both of the

I don't think we can no I go there's no way to record the show and play a CD on serious XM He's like there isn't No, but then remember we played it and it was like responsible rap. Yeah, he was like a fuck with the condom And you're like he could for you. That's nice Yeah, I bet you call her back the next day. I was a title track. I was thought this game was just a blank CD So that's that's what I'm sure it is a lot. I bet that's mostly But you just look you just pop it open looking in front of him He goes whoa, whoa, whoa, here. There's nothing written on it

It's the best if we should walk through with a disc man. Oh, okay, I can't say I'm for it first. I mean here at first He popped open. He's like we'll use his like use his water here. I go I want the one you were gonna sell What can I say jump up and down and hope it all the way to meet Oh What can I say jump up and down and the hoopadot the round the width of each stick I go oh my god Yeah, I know that up up a dude when you do a little thing You need to stop that day. It's fine. I don't know the fucking yeah the fucking gorilla arms thing Yeah, is that pointing at your dick is that to move? I don't know. I don't hear it is yeah the fucking gorilla arms thing. Yeah, is that pointing at your dick? Is that the move? I don't know. I don't hear it is remember the song is about a slot. Oh yeah, I found that out recently. Yeah. Oh yeah

Come up a dim I'm stuck in on my meat stick Is this meat stick? This is New Year's I was at the show of course you were we know This is super fun Why cuz he's mom's got on stage the dance they had some they had like all different types of nationalities come out Oh, I'm stums and they all did the door G is sounds so stupid now Well, he said door G affairs. I said door G We combined powers

No, he's the writing duo. I didn't know they could I didn't know they could be top bill. It's a Joseph Yuri I didn't know they could tour with fucking school auditorium So that the garden they do a special thing for new. This looks like one. Oh my god. He's right in the middle This one looks like when they a group comes to your school to learn about something. And then you go. I know. I know. Now with the company of other non-fished fans, I feel really dumb. I know you do because you, by the way, at this moment right here, you were doing it. You don't even remember how ridiculous up on stage because you were in the middle of it yourself. Yeah. And you're being the third row. You're trying to high five in African African your pupils were fucking posters. Oh

Shark eyes What Jacob you throw your soul into these concerts, too I get down man. I know I'm in a concert. I'm like apologize for that. There you are dude. No, I'm in like 200s I wonder how I mean, you know what I'm saying like there you are. I wonder how many eye rolls are happening The big bubba see bubba like 200s. I wonder how many you know what I'm saying like there you are. I wonder how many eye rolls are happening. You know the beat Bupa Z Bupa Bupa right up. This is all this is not a Bupa Rada. I do Bupa Z Bupa Dika Bupa Rada beat Bupa. It blinds up perfect. Is he the Bupa Rada? Hey, Bupa Rada. Hey dude. This is like fucking pink Floyd and Wizard of Oz. I never remember there being English in the maca right now. He want me, they all want me.

Yeah, that part. Okay. And maca reena is about a slut. I think it's about her cheating on her husband. Oh yeah, the translation of lyrics, right? I love cock so much, I cheated always. They bet they've been on a tentative husband. Incessurable appetite for penis

How much nudity have you seen in an audience of a show before? We saw titties at set break one time in Hampton in a one time in 7,000 shows That's crazy dude. I've seen more titsets rob zombie. Yeah, I've seen more tits. It's Rob Zombie. Yeah, I've seen more Tits it's more Tits at WWE dancing more to it. W. W. There's not a lot of chicks that go to fish. It's probably a 10 to one ratio. Really? So you tell me do you want to watch this international dancing? For dudes like they would tray works with like a choreographer's from New Year's Eve stunts. Oh my Christ.

But there's no good way to dig myself out of this. Man, no way. Trusky hippie chicks. There's a ranger's guy out there. There's a guy in a hockey uniform. There's a hot dog dude now. Oh, that's fun. Oh, what nationality is that? Italian.

Italian ice. Oh, oh, there's a Mexican guy holding a panini sandwich. Yeah, we cover everybody. Oh, there's a Mexican guy on a panini sandwich. Yeah, we cover everybody. Oh There's a Mexican guy on a bike with a sideways pizza Did you find this being beautiful? Meaningful? No, oh my god. Yeah, I was just having fun Fury how much did I stop you from wearing fucking Berk and stocks? I wore them in college No, I mean that was that outfit called the fucking yodel boy You're a little yodel boy outfit later. Hosen. That's what it is the Dutch boy. Yes, yodel boy outfit I think what I do that. I think one of the why would you get it on stage dude one of the three amigos was there for

No, it's always a surprise every new year's either's a new they do three sets instead of two and they count down at midnight the balloon Strips really fucking okay, maybe this is what we try to we're trying to get focused Our audience focused energy on making things happen. Let's get some movement in the world. Yeah Maybe we can get a whole tray of anesthesia and get you on that stage doing that fucking doof ball dance Not gonna do it again for New Year's Eve Meat stick. Yeah, sorry. I've been, bro. They'll never play meets stick again. They will, but I don't know when. Nobody knows when, because they changed it up every night

unlike Pearl Jam. Whoa, wow, why, what is, why is he catching strings? It's a flexion. Look at one go. It's a flexion. Pearl Jam changes it up every, it's fucking night, Pearl Jam changes it up. Sorry, you're just the first person I looked at.

Do they ever be the only of them cleaner? Corn probably plays the same, but it's gonna shoot every night. It's bullshit music. Corn. They do plays the same guy. Yeah, I'll shoot every night. Bullshit music. Corn. They do play the same set every night, yes. So no spring steam.

I'll throw some shade. It's more. You're not supposed to go see corn 17 times a week. Whoa, you saw, you saw rage two times in the same week. Sorry guys, it's probably the last time they did change it up. And it was not a time they did change it up. Sorry guys, I'm screwed up. But also rage of the machine that was because Christine's Like was super into yeah, I think the machines. I was doing it. I would have only gone once to that and

Yeah, we were against it. That was also might be the last time you ever see rage against machine perform and also Jacob stop laughing York stupid troubadour group is Stop laughing your stupid troubadour group is embarrassing Which one I don't boast about them. Should we look at you guys dad 150 times all over the the world Who is troubadour I think you talk about the term pipe troubadours and they're not my favorite Band I like oh, yeah, Jacob I don't die for the viewers. That is also stupid Jacob. Like spans behind fences. Yeah, it's very juke Jacob likes a band that you can street fight to Jacob, you how do you feel about south side Johnny?

Johnny and the raspberry juice Jacob follows diner bands Jacob follows diner bands Lose ill pissed off that my my playlist kicked a shit out of his whose playlist was the most popular out of the group I think Yeah, girl, there's not that burrito song. There's no oh Dandid nailer on that. Oh, and then a fucking burp exclamation point. I'm just living my life. I like it. Come get a taste You want some get some? You want to live a day of my life. I like it. Come get a taste. You want some? Get some. You want to live a day in my life? It's diary. I've seen a lot of red. I've seen a lot of red. Lot of down. Yeah. Renundo. Black

uh, black Lou. Your thing went down a lot. Damn. I think every guy went fuck the white chick. Got in trouble at home. Stop listening. Black Lou's playlist. Proke of Hollywood. I like Christine's playlist. Bad a bad religion, fucking. Yeah, she's, is her still, is her doing the best? Dude, Pennywise, Black Religion, right up my alley. Next level stupid. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it really, it really has a consistency and then it hits burritos and it all falls apart. It does fall apart. It's like, Matt or burrito is, and those are two of my favorite songs. I like, I love them. I can't believe that only has 31% or 36. But burrito's fucking blood ass. Dude Ranch.

Burritos is the best. Also, my friend's mom's name was Ronnie, and it says, keep on skanking Ronnie. So we, maybe it's like a attachment to it But it's not about him Whose mom is this cake? I'm just kidding. She was cool. Who is Ronnie her friends mom run a Older lady named Ronnie. Oh, what's she a skank? That's ding ding ding territory She was a skank. She just like definitely she you know, or I went in IE You know what they use better body than us and like warm

Makeable the time that you know what you were they used for them back then bar flies. Yeah Okay, I like it though Underwear in the personal hot Yeah, Ross sticking out of the top of the tank top. Yeah casual tank top, but a lacy bra Yeah, what did Ronnie Spector look like? Ronnie does that. Ron is Ronnie that kind of pig Christine. Ron Ron phenomenal. Talk about this sexual dynamo. What did Ronnie Spector look like? Was she fit that mold? Yeah, well a little bit she had like the fizzled out like big hair and stuff. So yeah, for sure she could be your friend friend's hot mom without a doubt, it goes out all the time on weekends.

Do you imagine any of your time? You see her walk by in a slut dress? Oh my God. If you're like a little girl named Ronnie right now, you gotta be a tomboy. You just gotta be like one of those little who started only fans. Yeah, either way.

Oh yeah. Just do feet stuff now though. Man, I know so many girls that would have just done foot stuff in college to pay their bills know so many girls that would have just done foot stuff in college to pay their bills. So many people do only fans, it just, it makes me, there's a thing. Go for it.

But it's just like, you know, they say the gateway drugs, some people just do pot and just do pot forever. Some people start with pot and go to fucking heroin. Some people will just do foot stuff in only fans, but I believe of, there's a large percentage of people are like, I'm just gonna do foot stuff and just like fetish stuff and then before you know, it's like well, I'm doing some like leather underwear kind of sex stuff. I'm just like a little bit of top of stuff before you know, you're just chugging balls on the internet. That's Gateway J J I'll tell you that. The porn gateway.

That's big J. Tokers. Yeah. You can start them on a little foot stuff. They do a little other spanking, a little, then some bikini wrestling. J. You know the guy. Do a foot and Tokers.

Just do your toes. Yeah. Got the name. The guy who yanked me off stage. That's what they had his information. Oh, right. Well, no, yeah. No, but the guy who was on, who me off stage the actual frugal was handing out

Cars at soul jose yeah, he was handing out don't worry guys. So Joe be doing a press tour about it again Next time anything happens in comedy That guy was handing out his card saying he was an only fans manager Whoa, which is like that's the the scumbias to scumbag moves. This finally this thing comes up where it's like women, you could take control. You really want to go and do porn. If you want to do porn, like it's all yours. And you know, the company's going to take their cut obviously. That's the Pimp, but you also, you're not any danger.

You're protected some degree and everything. So it's like, it's over the guy coming there and still be like, yeah, he probably somebody to work your way through the ranks that only found these deals can get confusing What I want to know is you're gonna get paid by the tow you want to get paid by the tow or by the heel Coming to things so last year you gotta start thinking about showing a little butt cheek or something I need you to start crushing fruit with your feet men liking they think it's their their balls Not for me speaking about feet feet, speaking of managers, yeah. I don't know. We didn't talk about it on Tuesday, but Jay met some

rain. She came. Oh, that she came to perform for Tampa. I live with her for a day. I love the thought of her. That's living with her for a lifetime. I love the thought of her. Just crushing twisted teas and tossing them out the window. So when did you get you already get inside? Yeah, so we all right, so we talked about the show, but where we left it in between shows a little bonfire context. Yeah, Jay was outside smoking a cigarette and he noticed that summer went to a bar next door with her front scot and they were hanging out and she was talking to a woman and the conversation got serious and they moved to a bar next door with her friend Scott and they were hanging out and she was talking to a woman and the conversation got serious and they moved to a table and then they came

back to the show and Jay asked, well what was that about? And Summer said, that was a manager. She wants to manage me for, I told her I wanted to get in a gospel singing and she is a manager for gospel singers. So then we found that she had posted some videos of songs and they weren't really Rehappening more it is turned. We can do this now. We're gonna send a pre-record. I'm fine with it. Yeah, let's roll. We got We really got a blue ball the people tonight though We started yes, it's fine. Oh, yeah. No, don't no blue ball dude. It's fine. We're on Thursday

We'll tell him to listen on Thursday. It's absolutely fine because You know, all right we started let's go all right So we're ready so we found a cover on Monday. Oh, what what a cover she was like. Oh a cut I posted a bunch of covers gotcha and so we're like oh what song is this Madonna song she's covering and then by the chorus We were like I kind of want to go in blind it It took us well We don't work on a blind work on go. We just we've only watched these I 30 seconds of one. I told a story about the Gospel person and she says gospel is her first love actually and hard actually. It's not what she's doing right now and The gospels truly what she wants to do

And then we didn't think about it only she goes I'm doing these covers So we're watching and none of us recognize the song and it took us a while into the song and realized, I believe these are all gospel covers. Speaking of the Lord, have we caught up with Shandra Pierce recently? Because she has a special, oh yeah, at the beginning of it. But the beginning of her special, we need watch okay, because the intro is fucking insane and it's at the rhyming Oh, okay, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, and then we'll do Sean's repeat. Yeah, yeah Lucy told me I Watched it. I'm say Lucy told me about like the uh, which is her special there. Oh, yeah All right, one thing at a time

terrifying Yeah, what's up? Yeah, what's up? All right, one thing at a time. Fairfax, looking. All right, one thing at a time. We got to do these. Yeah, we're loading our plates. I said this week we have a lot of stuff to talk about. But just give me any a taste of some rain covering it. A taste. No, no, no, now we got to go through them. You're going to get the whole meal.

I feel terrible when you said that. Like when you said that. Like when you said the manager said, basically the idea is I heard your voice and then have to sign you. That breaks my heart. Dude, can I tell you guys a story? My buddy, my buddy moved here.

My buddy moved here from Colorado, and he brought his girlfriend, who was an actress. She was beautiful, but they moved in to our apartment in Queens and like the windows rooms the one time I got to bump up And they were living there and my buddy smart and she was very sweet, but not the smartest and she was an actress And she came home one day and she was like I'm at a guy who wants to manage me He said he discovered this and this and this and he's gonna do this and I was like, you should just be careful about that, you know?

And she's like, gave me the energy of like, sorry you've been here for a fucking year and a half and you're shit going on for you. And I was like, yeah, I don't know, you just seem very naive and I even told my buddy. And he was like, yeah, it sounds suspect. And then she like met him. And then he was like, I got you a job she like met him and then he was like I got

you a job and she ended up bartending at a bikini bar. Fuck yeah. And I was like yeah that I don't think that was the manager. She's like no but I'm gonna do this and then I can afford to get the headshots and I was like nah she's a mall scam. Yeah 100% are you a model manager? That was it. How much can we $2,000? Give me these headshots for me. Yes. That's exactly what it was. And then she ended up leaving New York. Yeah, I don't forget this.

Doesn't this hurt you? Doesn't this bother you? Oh, knowing about summer. We care about summer. We do care about summer. Yeah. Knowing that this manager's going to understand what you're trying to get in the way.

I don't know if it's Well Jacob you're talking to the Mystic yeah You got to be cool how you talk Jacob first time Jacob first time Jay heard some rain went she's wide She's wide She's wide I don't know like I want to believe I should look at the card I don't remake the joke that was just an napkin, but that might have been really close to the truth

Luke, could you de-emer and she's showing us a quick if she has Is she gonna get a picture of the card for the lady. You have to type it now. She shows up at a church as a guest singer. You know, Jesus, I'm the main one. Tell him what's he. Look guys, let's give him, let's give Andy, give him a, just so I know you're familiar with some rain like the whole deal. Yeah, okay, okay

We got that out go to that top one Christine go to What we heard yesterday go back to I kind of want to see something new because this hurts You have to let Andy catch up She went home and put her heart and soul into this after your show, right? She went home. She went home and put her heart and soul into this after your show, right? She sells. She sells. She sells. She sells. She's singing from the diaphragm. Dude, if I could sell out this way on stand-up, on stage, the way she sells out, I would be selling out theaters. Yeah. I would be wearing out raw comics of all time. If I could let go, the way this woman let's go, it's incredible.

And that's where I said it didn't dawn on us till the middle of the song. I was like, oh shit. This is our Turning is around to gospel now So enjoy We have all you want to I got to I turn it to 11 rhythm all of off. I remember. I remember. I just watched the stick. I just watched their face. Bringing home.

She's gonna get a cease and desist for saying too much like the original. They were gonna hit her like they did with us with crash dust. They're gonna blast us with the CTDs. What is this effect? Black people are starting to circle the building. She speaks to people. You know it's Christian whenever they drop a lift. I need to lift anything. Can I ask you a question?

Now let's play the original. This is from Red Rocks. Shout out Red Rocks. Who's singing it? This is Lauren. She's a mother crush. This hurts so bad. Lauren Dagle.

Lauren Dagle. When I cannot burn. That's all I needed. I like summers better. I was gonna say, if you ask me who I'd rather watch in concert, Summer Rain a thousand times, I'm sure. I'm sure get to the I remember part Should be coming right here

I've only heard the song one of the time before and I will say this girl's off key. Yeah, if we're going by what the song the original that I would say The summer rain original you're talking about Ashley Olson up there. I would say this is fake. This is just goes fake in the funk I don't I don't hear the power of Christ coming through her. Yeah, I'll tell you what I hear is I hear Jesus can and ball into Suburrae right dude and he's wearing a spike jacket he's breaking through that like a homecoming team through a fucking fan Suburrae fucking here's why some marine rules she went home and said I'm gonna record first out of the gates the most difficult difficult of religious songs I've ever heard of. The neighbors to the above her and to the sides did not know it was coming.

Oh my goodness. Yes. And the woman goes, I remember. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut the fuck up! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain!

I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I'm gonna cut it down the mountain! I just want to go to sleep. I have to wake up at 4 for my chef. Please God, please stop! Shut the fuck up! I'm gonna cut it down about the blood for God damn please! I can't.

God, if you got somebody good jobs, I'll death fuck an old slut. Shut up a bitch! Shut up a bitch! Oh, you're a bitch! Oh, you're a shut up a bitch! It's just a lady trying to climb over a fence to cut down a tree in her neighbor's y'all amazing buddy Oh

She buried your teeth Yes, I'm a bitch Yeah, let's go back to Ashley Olson Boring No for these dogs Too pitching yeah Yeah, I want to give her a shot in another at the remember again see if she hits it this time that Remind oh yeah, I remember I just remembered almost forgot this is fun We're going to swatching some of rain and then watching the song

I'm gonna do that on every all three of these we're gonna be doing by the way At corn at corn the other night. Yeah, you were singing the boom dot the Ven were almost like is he the next lead singer for? No, there was a every show there was purple shirt at Rage Against the Machine. Yeah, a lot of times was always like the person that you're just like who's my problem here at this concert? You get that Jacob of places and we know it's like like, there was Purple Shirt was a, was Regent's machine. Yes, uh, Corn the other day, it was, uh, do you remember this Christine? Lesby and couple with one of them. The one just having a good time, the other one was trying to sexy dance the whole time,

but she is ripped beyond all possible rational reasoning. So she fell down three or four times, just dropped. And then they pick her back up and she goes right back to like sexy dancing to her lesbian girlfriend. And I was worse than too drunk and squiggly. I was thinking she felt the power of the girl who felt strong chance. Oh, you're all squiggly. Strong chance. I'll say that the girl who felt was the lady off camera and the lady who was like yelling at her a bunch and then doing lesbian dancing with her was, uh, was ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, I mean, that's what it's, I was like, I think this might be that couple. That's crazy. How do you squiggle dance at corn? That seems off. Oh, we've seen it. I've seen it.

It is. I saw it at the round because they're out of their fucking head. I saw a lady that looked like, you know, her boyfriend was like recording her the whole time. His sensual ride. She's clearly a former stripper. Oh, with that. Okay. What did you want to hear Jacob about? I remember the original. Like this girl I want to see if she actually hits the note again. Yeah, could she try harder? She hits a tough song. She needs more bracelets. Yeah.

Oh, get to it. Yeah, really. She sits on a stool like you. Dude, she's got a lot of culture mods. Like you don't really bring the crowd into her the way I do. You have to captivate and she's just not some a rain captivates, dude. And you better stay captivated because she might kick a fucking six inch high heel shoe at your face. It might be coming in. It might be coming in hot maybe in between song. She does crowd work like who throws the shoe Does she ever say I remember again

Gotta be one more different song I don't know go further into it If this is a seven minute long video and I don't think so yeah, yeah, a different song doesn't it I don't know they'll further into it if this is a seven-minute long video and I don't think songs yeah yeah yeah you don't think so yeah there's gotta be a finale the oh backing vocals backtracking Summer rain doesn't all by ourselves That song get the house song moving on from a low chin shot Jesus is already more impressed with summer rain

Absolutely. Yeah, safety net no safety net. She walks across the twin towers I think after the him bows you should bring summer rain into the fold become a whole production company. I do I will honestly produce our first album a summer for all seasons. I don't really know if we have the summer for all seasons God dammit that's genius. I can already see how many birds silhouette are gonna be on that album cover. Oh my god I don't know because that was beautiful fury Summer for all seasons Fury. Summer for all seasons? What? Damn, that was good.

All right, let's rip this one. All right. Now this one is called Wake Up Older. Now Christine, while you're playing this, let's play the original here. Yeah, no, we're playing summer rain first. Then the wake up. Yeah, wake up. Yeah, just search for the original once I hear the lyrics that she sings. Okay. It's called woke up holder. But it might be different. She's right. It might be summer rain translated. You know, when you ask your friend for a song title and they give you the chorus, but it's not the actual name I just tried to argue me. I said at corn

He goes oh, I guess are they playing fuck that and I was like oh, yeah, you all want a single It's called he's like dude. It's called fuck that I go. It's not called fuck that. It's called you know when a single and he's like His all he just goes everybody calls it fuck that. It's called you don't want to sing. Oh, and he's like, but everybody calls it fuck that. That's it. Everybody calls it. I don't think anybody calls it that. It's called you all want to. It's like, they say Bob O'Reilly.

They're playing Teenage Waste Land. It's called Bob O'Reilly. That's fair. I always think it would be called Teenage Waste Land. You're right. But here's the thing. I'm not arguing back. All right.

I end up liking the information, the correct information, better to clear somebody. Absolutely. I live in that. Yeah. So boy, do I love that. I love being corrected. I'm corrected so often. Do I love it? That's why I turn so hard. I don't know like the meat stick. I'm like, this is horse shit trash because I am not aware of it. Did you finally ask the drunk and lesbians and they told you that it was called? No, I should have really pulled them I go hey fucking drunk dikes Get over here. All right Josh you did this you invited the vampire man before you guys belching to each other snatches later You guys talking you constats

You guys talking late husks? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Gino or Yema? All right, here we go. We'll go up older. Wake up older? Wake up older. Different outfit, I think.

Body, any glasses, I think. Wow. Slips in my makeup. Didn't give my teeth blush I crashed on the couch and now my mouth tastes like yesterday's news Jim Beam All the places you say

If only you could talk you tell me why he walked out on me and you This is karaoke. Obviously. Excuse me. I like the lyrics. Nothing alive. Yeah. The five day coupons. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics.

I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. I like the lyrics. Not gonna lie. Yeah.

How long should you all that note for? Is that 75 seconds? The breath control. All right, now play the original. Yeah. Damn right on it, Lou. That was insane. Seem as transition, I can't tell the difference. Yeah, is this summer rain, right? No, no, play the other one.

Yeah, guys, play the summer... ...covering the original. I don't think this is gospel. Okay, now play summer rain to this part. Yeah, we gotta get to that. By the way, she uploaded this yesterday? No, no, you're playing from where it was She got work ethic dude something you know nothing about it. You do it a meat stick dance This girl fucking hustling out these streets

What is that blue thing that keeps appearing on her neck? with this com and danger what is that blue thing that keeps appearing on her neck I think she's tagged like it oh the thing it's a right tag go back we missed it you guys you're gonna take it out like the matrix when they pull that thing out of the belly button It's a call waiting How the hell is she single

Oh How the hell is she single Some lucky guy crazy, but I think it should sound better if she took this effect off There's no effect. What you've been talking about that's for a broader. Yeah, dude. Well, whatever it is Those bells ringing just the voice of an angel what is star maker? Next on I can do this to an amateur prove on you. All right, next song. Who is this? Wait, and also who is the picture behind her? The Marilyn Monroe. Oh, that's what you need to know about.

The defining scheme is that. Blanchicks that are crazy are always super into Marilyn Monroe. What you dare? Crazy like a fox. Am I not wrong? I'm fucking know what a gene. If you go to a woman's bedroom and she has too much pink or pictures of Marilyn Monroe Run yeah a lot of pink socks. Marilyn Monroe's like sticking out her tongue in all her pictures. That's a sign

God, what's the last one? Perfect That isn't okay a little different hairdo. No, she got hold this up yesterday Got manager now. Same night. I don't know if I should have. Five twisted T's later. Whatever's going on though. That blue light's really involved. How did it gain hot? Oh it's what her headphones do. I actually think I know what it is. You should spin your whole body. You're overmodulating.

For something that you don't fall apart. It should have been the name of the song. It should have been the name of the song. Completely wrong. I think it really is. The the first moment picked was the best I remember To say something then some rain, I spent some time with a girl now. Yeah, some rain. You're her manager. I can tell you real man I'm sorry. She has a manager. She has it. I would never overstep No, she's the first one everyone is she wouldn't pick a song that didn't

have some degree of difficulty that she could show her chop song. So you're always gonna pick the first song. For the first song, we didn't know that was gonna get to that wacky part. This one's got something coming. Pause it. You want to go to the regular one first and find out where the part is that we're going to be like. Do we know what this original song is? Miranda Lambert. Perfect.

Oh my god, identical. Right? Are you sure she wasn't lip-singing this? it's gonna be one lucky manager go deep Christine she's gonna belt at some point you know it's not the beginning no one opens with a fucking scream where does she axle-ros? She axel rose. I'm sorry. You're gonna die! Did I love the scream for a song? Proceed please.

Proceed please. Keep getting the eyes twitches. Oh. You give me your arm. What are you gonna give him? No, let's watch it do it live. Oh What are you gonna give him? No, let's watch her do it live on the YouTube one. I don't think there's that pop you're looking for though Why are you thinking it stays the same level it does hey? You know the song ten million. No, but I just went through it and cue and I don't hear anything great No, she's gonna whale dude

No girl doesn't whale at one point in the song. All right Colonel ladies whale Just guys know anything about ladies It's only about a fucking Pearl Jam sausage fest There's not a lot of girls in Projam is there Loss being so oh, you shout out thick with muff Seen jump ahead more to the thump have you ever heard a song before I do like that she's dressed like macho man that Jank she's got on Like fucking elbow tassels her nose is too small all right Lou turnpike troubadours filled with hot chicks at their concert

So eat it true be horrors Turnpike troubadours Hey there mr. Tin Man The summer plan instruments Brando Lambert all of our features are writing them the middle of her face like I mean in the same spot Her eyes knows and mouth all the same piece We've been to editor it's too close together So much to move their holes. There's like a bit of one piece. He's so good at this. I guess you didn't well

Blue is right. You're right. Lose you didn't well I see it for each all you talk Well, then no reason to to beat ourselves the death with that Why don't we take a break and we'll come back and we'll go through Sean the Pierce latest you said the whole thing of it is out I think it's on YouTube is crazy You said said the opening. Yeah. So we'll watch when we come back. We're hanging out. The whole family's together. Everybody. And if you're rejoins us today. Of course, you know the Pandora playlist this week is songs for him bows. And you only have to look up the bonfire space XXM. Yeah, the type in bonfire space XXM and you'll get to all of our playlists and you hear songs for the hymbos

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I'm with my nephew. Honey, how are you up coming out, Andy? Fuck, thanks dude. Check right, coming out October 6th, the day before. Day before when I was birth, though. My pops birthday. That's why I would, yeah. Is it really?

My daughter's is the seventh. Nice. Maybe he lives through her. Exactly. Do you want to worship her in a weird way? I don't know. I don't know. Would you like to worship her?

Because maybe she is. No, I feel awkward. She's, she could be your dad if you want. I don't think so. You don't want us going to be your daddy? Would you like to worship her because maybe she is now I feel awkward She could be your dad if you want I don't think so you don't want to be your daddy No, I don't need you dude. That's not cool dude. That's awesome dude fucking check right coming out October 6th I'm excited man. Thanks into the DJ Lucid was awesome. Thank you. You went to the taping so did Jacob Would Jacob did say it was awesome. I've seen it. I don't know. Because Jacob said it wasn't awesome.

He was there though. Now I'm fucking excited for that everybody. Make sure you check that out October 6th. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM!