The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fooled By ChatGPT (feat. Rich Vos)

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

Rich Vos is a legend of comedy, but an amateur at detecting ChatGPT. Also, Mike Finoia goes on a pedophile hunt with Big Jay!

And now the bonfire with Big J. O'Coursen and Robert Kelly. Oh, I danced. Jay, I danced, I got tits. That's my move. Oh, oh, oh. You shake that shit. Put the shit in the glass. I'm shaking them. Do you think Vals would show this guy disrespect the opian anything? Just not being here. We come back from break. Well, you know, he has to leave early. Does he really?

Yeah. Can I tell you why? Guys, guys you have to we have to take listen The other day I started yelling at max about something I stopped I go he's a 10-year-old I'm not gonna yell Vos is 66 You know Stan we can't we got to consider that he's gonna he's got a he has to check he got a listen He got a hotel room to do skanks tonight You know, Sammy's got a, he has to check. He got out. Listen, he got a hotel room to do skanks tonight. You know, Sammy, he has a hotel room.

He's he then drive home 48 minutes through. He's getting old, dude. We have to, we have to understand. We're looking, he's not walking around in traffic right now. Is what you're saying? We're lucky that he makes it back to the studio. If he finds it back into this room, he's outside just like walking with his forehead against the wall. He's in the old opening.

I think studio going, ha, I'm smart. I'm smart. Here he comes. All right, here he comes. Oh, that's great boss. That's great boss. Great 30 minutes. Boss probably didn't believe he'd be strong enough

to open the door. He was barely. I mean, I didn't believe me. He'd be strong enough to open the door. He was barely. I mean, I work out every day. Well, six days a week, I lift. And then the other days, Popeyes. Oh, I went to, man, it's so good. Popeyes, what's your gut? Popeyes and drop loths. Chicken breast.

Popeyes not good. Popeyes, if you're not good, it's not good. It's not good for you, but it's good. Taste good. Why do you have a southern accent? Not good for you. First of all, first of all, what happened to you?

How do you pop ice is fucking great? It's crispy. Chick-fil-a is the better sandwich. I didn't get to sandwich. I got a chicken breast. Do you think they have a bun? Darosa. You guys fight like you have gay secrets about each other.

We've not secret. Trying to start a podcast. They're killing it. A gay secret. I'm like, are these guys gonna fuck her fight already? That should be a new podcast, fuck her fight. Christine, can you divvy these out while I... I didn't know this was happening. This is a very big moment for us.

What's happening? I'm not sure which way to get to witness. The, I'd say, yearly, maybe yearly even, re-up from the Renee over at Kekiko blankets. She's trying to lights up. Yeah, you're gonna wanna see it feel these, buddy. You're gonna look. Bobby, this is Bobby's first.

This is Bobby's first. Bobby, my first. You're about to luxuriate. A luxuri- I love to luxuriate. Is that a word? It's the up your level of luxuri. Oh, or please Bobby I want Bobby to touch it while I read the letter okay why don't I touch it and read Christine's lines that you couldn't read oh my god remember how much Christine suck shit at acting okay right

right now just a letter we know I'm home what blanket what's the name of the blanket cakey cokey cobe smells Is that you the first time? Oh shit Chanel and rain god good the underside. I am feeling this feels like I feel like go in oh I feel like I'm holding a caribou I'm snuggling with bunnies. Oh my god. I want nothing like oh my god. It's so soft Conviction I share one it's soft on the inside in the out yeah usually and it's there's no part in sucks

It's cool. How is it cool and warm? How does it do that? I wish I wish my wife felt like this she will now rich. Rich wants the finger bang your blanket, dude. Let him do it. Put your hand in there, Rich. Put your little hand in there. Now rub the clip. Oh, isn't that feel good, dude? Bobby, you're a little baby, though.

And that's your mama's fur. You're laying, you're sleeping. This really does make me want to hold something. Yeah, yeah. Myself. Oh, my job. Oh, my god, and it comes a little ribbon. How big are they when they unwrapped like a king blitz? It's like how big are they? Is that like a nice like cover your whole opener? Let's see. How am I gonna wrap it back up Christine will you help me? I don't throw the ribbons out

I keep my keep my Christmas. Oh you keep your rhythm. I'm gonna use mine for a penis ring Oh, that's huge dude. Oh, this is a king. Oh King I'm a king you can make a fort and a half out of that body. I am a king Oh, what does that feel like? I feel like pretty awful for a few as I game a throne I feel like this is like pretty awful for us. I feel like game of thrones Bobby is Can I borrow a bag of your bridge? Bobby is swaddled right now I got my nr. Pie cash and I got a free blanket. I do

Have a John Snow vibe going right now. I do We're maybe broken to a guy rescued from the white Walkers. I've seen the White Walkers. They are coming. Winter is coming. Winter is coming. She wrote a very lovely letter. Bobby Renee, she said, as most noted, some listeners reached out.

They said they placed ordered for the wife or the anniversary because of us. We've been talking about them on the air again recently, so she sent us over all new blankets that are just So great and she wrote a PS our followers. Can you use code crackle 20 C-R-A-C-K-L-E 20 for a discount uh And you can also use oh that one's just for us if we want to get more which we do this is this company's we send all of our

With some Whitney Cummings the things you're gonna think we're so awesome. Do Whitney Cummings gonna think we rule so hard when we send her baby this. Thank you so much Renee again these are Jacob's he's hard right now he's so excited. I mean this is your baby shark gift. No joke this is a great gift. It's all blue. This is gonna be a great gift. I'm bringing this up to the old Can I have it? That's a little house blanket. This is gonna be up in my bed. Oh That's a beautiful color. That look that'll look at on a 1700s Victorian share ottoman while we go this or maybe some gold lame. Oh That would look when you wear your when you wear your gold

Maybe some gold lame. Oh, that would look funny where you're gold bathrobe under that. That'll look great when you play your ood. It's so nice. What's the name of that red? Period red. Period red. I can't argue that. I want that.

I don't want to feel it. This is like smell my sandwich. Dude, Mike, feel it. Feel it, Mike. Rich, you're out of your mind. I'm going to. Oh. Rich, feel mine't heard of it. Oh, that's good. Rich, feel mine again.

Feel it. That one looks like a chinchilla. This is like a chinchilla jacket. It feels like a free banger. Oh, it feels free. It was awesome. It's nice. It's a nice company.

That was very nice company. Oh, there's a beauty. How many of those do you have now? Hang on. We don't know. We're have now hang on we don't know what we're Loon. I don't know what color we're getting. This is the You have to go to step one a year. I mean the excitement is Should be six black. We get one to it. Do they have a brown? Is it? Do they have like a brownish one? Christine?

You're a brown guy. You're one of those. Why would I like to have brown. I like that maroon. Brown is a red. Brown is very white trash. Well, we do in defense. He's right. We do own, I believe four. But you don't know the brown one.

I believe there's a fawn color. I'm thinking more for my dogs fur. Like it wouldn't, you know what I mean? Got you. Got you. That makes sense. My dog would knock on your this one. It wouldn't be clean so you can get the fur off it. Huh? You mean dog fur would get this one. We wouldn't be clean so you can get the fur off it.

Huh? You mean the dog fur would get on it and you wouldn't notice it. I just went. Huh? I'm just saying that the dog fur wouldn't be so prominent on the ground. I just was disgusted with the boss but did not say he just went. Huh? What?

The fuck did you just say? You look on the... Oh, man. You look on the monitor right now you can see loose wedding because he doesn't know what color Blanket he's getting who oh black will he's nervous black will you nervous? What there's no such thing as a bad one I'm gonna tell there's no such thing. Want me to pick for you? It's not a bad nerve That's funny before you know so now you might you don't like don't just announce that you're looking for a brown blanket in your life And then say I'll pick for you

I'm going home. I want to put this on the bed. I'm gonna get fully naked. It's okay. Don't you go off. I'm gonna lie in the middle of it I'm gonna make loves and don't jerk off on it. I'm not good jerk off on it Bobby just looking like the oldest baby. Let me tell you something. I've thrown a cake. I'll be fan of it. I know baby with a heart on a gizz on his chest. I've thrown a cakey-close cakey-close over my naked weenus before. I bet I bet with a lot of air conditioning to us. So we should do tummy time at Skankfest with these. Navy. Just over our two she's over our little ass knuckles. Um, before your boss has, you have to leave early boss, right?

What's that? You're six years old. I was reading online. The fucking England is so far ahead of America when it comes to movies and TV. They have a dating game in England. Full frontal where you're in the league. I've watched it all week.

I told Bobby I told Bobby to watch it it's it I told Bobby to watch it yeah I thought Bobby to watch it me and Christine started watching it I fast forward through it the talking but I am blown away by the show it's crazy can you explain it to me again is it on Netflix make it a make it a traction it's called they

first thing they show you is on HBO it's six people in different color like you know like foggy foam booths basically in different colors uh-huh and then the first thing they do is like, you know, like foggy foam booths, basically in different colors. Uh-huh. And then the first thing they do is like, if, what do you like, guys and girls or girls or guys, they put some variety up there. And they just lift first thing they do is they lift the booths up and you see everybody's

digger pussy and then they turn around and show their ass. So the first thing you see when you watch this show, genitals, is genitals. And is it in a, a square? It's, it's a, it's a foam booth over them basically, a foam booth that you can see through. Is anybody up to the stomachs, or right below the stomach,

or just right above the genitals? So you just see dicks or pussies, right? Does anybody have packing or they're all packing? No, there's tiny, tiny dicks. There's a, most people are just sort of like average, just like being, there's tiny, tiny dicks. There's most people are just sort of like average just being there's a couple of big ones. But they're all, something about them is all like, there's some quality that the person who's picking,

like that they all have. There's like some couple of qualities they said they like in a person that they all have. They don't know if that's personality, things or whatever. But like, I assume for them says they're in the big dicks, I don't know if you'd ever saw where they all have big dicks. But I think they try to make it not that superficial, because that's what the idea is.

Who's gonna pick, look at me elastic. Who's gonna pick this? Who's gonna pick this? Who's gonna pick this small? When that thing opens and there's a little tiny mushroom. I'm telling you, that's the surprising thing. Some people have gone on, I've seen him kick off people Because it's just the penis is too small also kick people off for being too big like right away like we're being to someone being too like in shape

It's really weird look at Jacob's face Are you happy? Imagine checking out a plan. You can't wear that you can't wear that in here though. You're on the on the snow planet of Hoff. Remember the girls in school that used to wear those fake minks Yeah, that looked like that color. We were all live in the 30s when they were a minks Yeah, you see before indoor heat. Hey, she's got a minks on you know Prohibition drove a high black market. So can you So can you just imagine beyond I'm sorry boss mad at me fucking I never saw girl were a mince jagged

High school in the 80s, dude, they were fucking mesh 80s dude they were fucking mesh in You're no spring chicken what the fuck I am but I'm a new cook sage I wrote my letter my poem to Dan cook by the way did you yes, I did you are late on if you want Robert Kelly is about to say something for rental discretion is advised. Okay, we gave you ample time to tell your parents that it's coming. Oh, dang cook, talented. When did you write this? I wrote this during the break during the break. Okay, you got AI on your phone. I do not. I wrote this on my phone with my thumb. You saw me going quick. Mike, I will tell you it's not professional to come in here and call somebody a liar Yeah, and it's a rookie mistake. I just want you know, then it is a

Rookie mistake. Yeah, it's a rookie mistake Mike you boob Why would you make that rookie mistake? Broadby Snickers Rookie mistake Mike. Maybe you just need a snickers instead of putting your foot in your mouth like an idiot Snickers the official chocolate bar of the NFL check out Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more. Mike? Oh, Dinkook. The talented soul. I write to you with the heart of gold.

What? To express my joy, to share my plight, and ask you for a chance a shining light. I heard the news. You tied the knot, a union of love, a happy thought. Congratulations on this new chapter. May your love grow forever after. But in this moment, I must confess, avoid me a sense of distress.

For the bonfire show, it lost its spark and I longed to be back to make my mark. Please let me into your life once more to bring laughter and joy to the core. I missed the laughter, the energy you shared, the moment we created, moments we created in the way we cared. I promised to bring my A game each night to make the audience laugh with all my might together. Bobby, yes sir. I don't think you're off, but I just feel like a riff. I mean, I know, I know arts are, you're not supposed to take everything so literally. Yeah. It sounds like you're trying the to leave here to go be back and dang cooks like team again.

Yeah, no, it's not that. It's just, you know, in case it does feel like you're almost auditioning through this through the written rhymes. Well, I wrote a poem for that too. That you'd like to be. I wrote it after I read this poem, I have another poem about how I feel about you. Oh my God, do you actually have one about how you feel about me?

Hope you get my lesson by Dr. Su's. Do you want to finish? I just know let me tell this poem's actually gonna end with Vos going and you sent that to Dane could It doesn't have to send it because now people know it. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be out there. This is worst in sending it Oh yeah, it's gonna be out there. This is worst in sending it So Dane I humbly implore open the door let me implore Whoa Explore the chance to join you shut up. I messed up so Dane I humbly implore open the door. Let me explore Wow, the chance to join Let me explore the chance to join. To join.

Hand in hand to create comedy that will forever stand. Let us reconnect. Let us unite. Let us bring back the magic shining bright. I'm ready to make you laugh, my friend, and make this journey one without an end. You're ruined on my son. Oh, and make it.

Oh, most respect and admiration. I await your decision filled with anticipation. Thank you for considering my plea to be part of your world once again free. Robert Kelly. First of all, you didn't write that, Jeremy. That would take you hours. No. Why don't you talk about, dude? I write from the heart.

No, he's a bit of an artist. No, he's not. Please. Listen to me. He wrote first of all bit of an artist. No, he's not. Please listen to me. He wrote first of all, I'm not going to snitch on him, but he came and it goes, you want me to read the Dane Cook poem I read if you remember. So he didn't do a term break. He did it last night when he was smoking a cigar.

Fuck you. No, not a rich would happen. No, no, no. I said the Dane Cook joke and Bobby Bobby city made it and then stalled time Yeah, and then he wrote it during the break today. Yes. No way he wrote all that during the break in what a rookie mistake Right Jay? No, no, no, we're at a mistake That's the mistake from a Rookie mistake I'm not Ricky mistake I'm like like that more. He was they have paid for the more

They only pay for so much Everyone's bad enough out everybody's killing it now nobody's doing any more mistakes except for boss thinking that I Who's gonna send this to Dane I wrote it? I know you're not sending it. I'm not stupid Why do you think I didn't write it? Because one Why is something that long would take forever? Mm-hmm most people you can't type them quick With your thumb, okay?

Second of all you're not smart enough to write it that fast because you are stupid third of all It didn't even rhyme barely it wasn't a poem. There's this, it didn't even rhyme barely. It wasn't a poem. No, it's as you pleaded. No, we're having like, oh, we're having a fucking actual radio moment right now. Why? Like a real radio moment's happening. What's happening? No, no, it's unfolding in front of us. Bobby, you're being a piece of shit to me right now. A real radio moment is happening right now. What is? His resume to Dane Cook on there's a day's wedding day. No

Me yelling at Bobby. No A whole bunch of rookie mistakes. There's no more rookie mistakes. Fuck Mike for the love of God Guy, we don't get paid for that This is a real radio moment we had right here. Boss is not picking up. He's not at all. He's not. What? For for sure. These were all written by artificial intelligence. How you can do that? I want to tell him because I feel bad. I feel we're going to laugh at him behind his back on it where I'm like boss Because that one that's where I was like we're having real radio moment boss goes No way you didn't write that during the break. It was last night by a candle

Thinking about So the first one was written that way too. God damn it boss. How do you get this? I can write that to my wife. Yes. You can't, but here's the thing. Bonnie being your junior probably also was aware of AI. Junior.

Junior. Junior. He's not about junior. Well, several years is junior. Well, okay, so I'm not up on everything. No, no, no, not AI. I'm not up on it. I didn't know it's writing poems

You only me the only thing that made sense. He was the music he was playing in the background What the frig my baby stomach's mad at us. Oh, I hope you Some of you are blanket throw it that in my Bobby do me a favor throw it throw it dark to anywhere in that poem Yeah, and read three or four lines. And just knowing your heart that a part of the boss was in his head back and forth like, are you ready? He probably did it last night. Listen to these words. Hear say in the in the in the letter was the best. I heard the news. You tied the knot a union of love. A happy thought.

Congratulations on this chapter. May your love grow forever after. I mean, are you an at-home? That's like Ivy League. Bobby is very creative. He said he was stupid 30 seconds. I didn't say you can still be creative and stupid at the same time. That's very true. It is true. I'm creative and stupid. Yeah Stupid and not creative You can be any combo with the situation. There's no writer wrong. You have nice teeth. I got him like the fake ones remember What did you get? Oh, you got the veneers? Yeah, they came out nice. Yeah, they did a good job me and Mike also in our wild Indianapolis weekend Went to a pedophile hunter that I watch she did a sting house in

Indianapolis in a pretty bad neighborhood. They basically air B&B and Then they get people who come over thinking they're gonna fuck a 12 or 13 year old girl and then they catch him. She didn't say they catch him, they just... They actually did catch him, they had like a big pet-o-net. You know what? Buddy, I'll tell you what's a little screen. I'll put it over the top of some fat guy with pants pulled over his belly button and he just starts screaming. Yeah, yeah.

You're caught. They're bold. And they go, Wap, Wap, Wap. We should do a pedo catching thing with a pedo. But in that, it's a big old net. It's a big old net.

Yeah, it's just from the ceiling. Yeah, it just drops down. And he starts running. He starts running against the net like the, like, I'm gonna screw be doing, they throw something over and they just go like, just keep pushing their hands up. But they don't distinct house, they lower people over, she will shoot the shit with them

for a few minutes, try to give them to say some incriminating things and then say, you know, we have a YouTube thing and we catch pedophiles and people who come the predators who come to meet underage girls. And then the Christ, and then the girl, that was AI. Yeah, that was AI. There was AI, right? That was AI, stomach. And then her gay camera guy comes out with another with a camera and they start like filming him and asking him questions.

They try to get him to stay and like you know admit what he was doing or Have some come to Jesus moment. I guess. Yeah, I love that part very dangerous side say with Just the two of them. That's and they did several when we weren't there But why we will start I mean when I see them they all start to try to Refriend them in a weird way to get them to open up. Of course. They do, come on. We've been there. Yeah, I've been to lunch.

Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're like, look, look, dude. The laws are the laws here. The guy I went with in Houston says that, tell me he goes, look, man, they have 13-year-olds fighting in wars in Africa. You know what I mean? So I'm not saying, like, you know, I get it.

14 is what's 14, but then it's just getting to admit stuff so they can give it to the cops. But yes, girl, Mike was on I saw two. Mike was only there for the first one. Well, you were at the house. Yeah. Yeah. To go to the house and it was like an even catch you. They did not. Can you believe it? I wanted to crack. She also had my special playing in the background when the pet, when the pet of house coming. One of the guys is like, Hey hey, what's up Jay? What's up my big fans? Can I say something? Crackle crackle. Let me tell you how Ego maniacs all of us are by the way because it's happened to me before and Mike was there for it this time

The girl when the guy comes in she's watching my special just like for the funny of it. She just goes Hey, you know big Jay is you watch big J ever. And then they go like, no, you hear me go. He looked to be like, you're sad that a pedophile didn't know you're comedy. I said, dude, it clicks a click. Yeah. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Hallsass, pretty much immediately. Races out onto the street and gets in his car. He races out, yeah, yeah. And then, oh, you know what? I don't know if it was, I can't tell if it was him or not,

but I think it was. That first guy who just, yeah, the guy who raced out of the house, they sent that footage over to the moderator of their like YouTube page. So how crazy is this? It was their cousin. The moderator's cousin. The moderator like gets this footage and goes like, now, is this like a joke? It was their cousin. The moderator's cousin. The moderator gets this footage and goes like,

now, is this like a joke? That's my cousin. I told him to make a million dollars in merch next month. I go because in their chat, she told me she goes in the chat after that. When the two moderators are like brother and sister or something or they're related and someone goes, that's my cousin.

And then someone goes, oh my god, that is my cousin. And then every one of the chats someone goes, that's my cousin. And then someone goes, oh my God, that is my cousin. And then every one of the chats started going, that's my cousin. I go, you should make a hashtag. Every time I've pretent like a pedophile video comes on and goes, that's my cousin. It's always that's my cousin. But how weird is that?

Like, did they, did they, did they rat him out? Is, did he get in trouble? Oh, they said, that's what I asked. They said, uh, the cover up. Yeah, like he was like kicked out No, it's funny. We get to you don't usually get to hear the aftermath of it But those the two moderators came to the show that night Afterwords and they were telling me they were like yeah, no, it's like the family of his wife

Like I was told the kid, you know that the kids Well, what was it supposed to be a young boy or a young girl? And the cops. 12 year old. The cops don't like that. These people are kind of more like different cities. The cops hate like these guys doing this. So they'll like, and then she said Indianapolis and Wisconsin where she's from, like they

really like, like they just don't help at all. And they're almost like stop doing this. Why? Um, I get why because they're not because the kids are so hot nitty. No, there's also something I feel listen. I do. Well, the cops hated the guardian. The guy's stuff. We don't have much here. Stop fucking it out. It's they don't always create the case. Let let it go down. It's dangerous enough. I don't have to do do there's so many like I

Think it's just they don't have they don't build good cases necessarily it looks bad I don't know if these are like when they're trying to prosecute I don't know if this stuff matters because there's a lot of like loopholes and and just like entrapment to some degree and like some of these guys like fight the pedophiles in these videos So it's like that throws the whole thing out, you know what I mean like You can't like hold people against their will. They always say it, but they kind of intimidate them to stay some of them. It's all different by the way. Different people handle different ways. Like when that guy ran out, that thing like she didn't know and stopped them.

So it's like, yeah, we kind of like is this like ghost hunting? Sort of. Well, in the sense that yet it's like it's content, I think more than Yes, that's 100% right. More than it's like it's content. I think more than yes, good deed 100% right more than good deed. It's content for sure I was trying to get the click Yeah, but but also helping a kid and I do also feel like she said That a guy like they they caught a guy who turned out had like actual like victim This wasn't like he was on the internet and like yeah, I guess I'll go meet this 14 year old.

It was a guy who like admitted in his thing that he molested several children before. Jesus Christ. Yes. And they said, yeah, it's pretty wild. It was like, what are you going? I gotta go. You gotta go, what?

Was this getting too hot for you? I was talking about pedophile hunting, which is like, I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Like, are so they hear because anybody got a magnet Delete your hard drive. Oh, that was a fucking long way for a joke Say what a very short way for a joke. We didn't connect the dogs. I mean I'm magnet That's a fucking primo nerd joke right there. Yeah, you get a

I can primo nerd joke right there. Yeah, you get a seven 14 Mac. Yeah, no, yeah. Have you deleted a hard drive? Who's ever deleted a hard drive? I saw it the other day on a movie. Dude, I throw my out. I throw them out. I have them.

Do you? Yeah, it's a roulette. You burn them in fire. I hope it comes back to me when I'm 65. Just me. You get burn a fire as all you want. It's either in the cloud or whatever. It doesn't matter.

Just me getting stuff in my button, Brazil. Is this you, Papa? That is me. Voss, where you heading out? Well, I gotta go check in my hotel and I'm doing a leave you in the gangs. You know what I was just doing, leave you in the gangs? One of the stars of it, he's sitting right there.

He's not checking into his hotel. Listen, listen. Why are you yelling at me like I'm a kid? Okay, because she's acting like a kid. All right, do I have to talk to A.I.?. Why are you yelling at me like I'm a kid? Okay, because she's acting like a kid. All right, do I have to talk to A.I.? Why are you mad at me? I'm not mad at all. Voss is gonna tell several people

when he's out of ear shut of all of us. A lot of conversations is coming week going like, you see what this A.I. can do? That's totally. Are you kidding me? That's where they are? 100% ain't gonna tell Bonnie right when he gets in the hotel. I'm not gonna tell her.

No, he's gonna write stuff to her. I'll tell you about it on my podcast. Are you guys tricked me? No, you should use it. As we said, see how before Bonnie realizes things you're texting her or AI. It's because you tell my, I want to tell my wife. There's the thing that you can ask, right, Bob? I'll be like, I want to write a text to tell my wife.

I love her. You can't do anything. Like, I tried to write a poem, how rich boss. I love her. You can't do anything. Like I tried to write a poem how rich boss is stupid. It won't let you do that. Yeah, first of all, how do you get to AI? How do you get to AI? How do you get it to do it?

You gotta take 95. No, I saw no. And then you take it on the Bronx River. It's 31 on the Hutch. That's all. Why don't you go check in with Don. You know, if you want to do it, you get to you yell at your computer. AI, you go check in with done you Yo your computer

Idiot I don't mind headliner and a cold I'm a fucking I've been headlining longer than you know you have you I mean I was doing comedy for you were born he gets so mad He used to get paid in 17th century paintings. He did blue. He's the little boy, a painting. Wasn't a jester.

Yeah, he was getting a little hat. Bring in the fool. Hey guys, how are you? Rich Vos' new half hour special 30 minutes with coming out tomorrow apm on YouTube absolutely fucking YouTube let's say the YouTube slash Ridge Vos or go to richvos.com. I'll tell you I like I didn't see the final cut But I know when I was taping this yeah, I

Killed yeah, I was taping it. I just you were at it right? Was I oh good I killed. Yeah, I was taping. I just, I'm at it, right? It was great. Was I? Oh, good. Oh, my God. It's such a comic. That is, you want to know how comics are? Yeah, that was it.

I'm the shit, right? I think. Yeah. I think this is the thing. Christine, you were there. I was in with you. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was, it was fun taping. He said I killed and then he looked at Christine. Oh, she was there. Oh, did I? Oh, boy. Also, youtube. He said I killed and they looked at Christine. Oh, she was there Also YouTube dot com slash rich rich boss was giving me a bit of an issue So I posted the link on Twitter. So if you go to our Twitter, you can subscribe to Rich or go to rich boss.com my wife hates me podcast is back and let me tell you something to where we have a studio now She in our basement. She still hates you. Yes, but she where she wore a nice sweater New weeks. We have same hate Great great slogan. Yeah, dude. She looks so good. I don't see it

Yeah She looks very pretty. It's you can tell the difference between you two You can tell the difference between you two. Well, this morning we sold our house last week, and now the check clear today, and I was divvying it up, sending it, you know, her, you know, around. You split the money? Well, no, we put some of my daughters' account, some of the business account, some of her accounts, some of my account, you know. You have separate accounts?

Yes. Okay. And we have a business account together. Okay. Yeah, you, well, you know, that's how we roll. We have separate bedrooms too. Hers is gigantic. Like I said, I have the middle of the room.

You have, you know, please tell me you didn't make it like your room like the last one. Oh no, it looks good. I got one post from the Oscars, but it looks good. My room, I got shelves and stuff, a lot of shelves. He good my room. I got shelves and stuff a lot of shelves He has a room you have a teenager's bedroom in your house now. I mean, it's kind of I got a desk. He's 66. He has his own bedroom with posters on the wall Framed it's not a poster funny frame poster

I mean this marriage is a sham It's a fuck what. It's a fucking... What are you? What are you? Why does Bonnie Stage is like, well, you know what I took my best years? Dude, I don't get it. I really don't get your marriage.

She makes me laugh. She does make. She makes us all laugh. They're perfect together. I really do see it. I always... I think of the best. Every now and then she'll fucking...

What is that? what is that? What she has talks like you Every once in a while Hey, Vos Chuck your jack now like these specials that they taped are they getting a lot of action and stuff? They're funny people though. I mean Kurt look how fucking funny Kurt is. I mean, he's so fucking funny. All the specials were fucking great. All of them are killing it on YouTube. Good. We had last week we had Jordan.

Yeah. Johnson was not killing it the first day. Yeah. Her podcast heard an e in last week. Yeah, how was that? Oh, what the fuck? I get so many podcasts and this and holy fuck. Yeah, it's called promotion. Yeah, I'm too old. You're not too old. I'm you are. Yes. Sit down. Can you give me a little try to get an extra plug? No, I'm not. I sort of got, I thought it was over at seven. Mm-hmm.

Well, I mean, yes, but we kind of stacked the end of the show. Oh, I like that. Let's go back to pedophilia. Okay, so. I was into it. I did have somebody wanted to tell you, I'm fucking blanking on. You love me? I do love you. I don't like on that ever. I never blank on that. You're the only one that cared about me this weekend.

Friendwise. Why? I think you're my best friend now. I think you're in the number one. You're so lucky. Yeah. I am. Yeah. Jay was like, Hey man. Jay went, he said, Hey man, I'm around all day. If you want to call me later, if not feel better, but I'm here for you Yeah, so if you get bored, I'll just like around Wow Bug me with your sickness I'm gonna kill you Yeah, you did Jake I didn't cuz I was sick Sorry, you have to send with that expectation of return Jacob. It's not friendship is Thank you remember when we had that talk to Jay, remember when we were talking about like,

there's the first line of people that you call, and then if they don't answer, there's the second line of people that you call, and then there's the people that you just text. Yeah. And when a textor calls, you're like, oh, no, we're not there yet. Well, it's a text friend's calling.

This is supposed to be big. Who's your radio? Who's your radio call? Like coming back from a gig or in the car where you need some radio But you don't want to me and Voss are at 100% each other's radio like Saturday night 12 30 driving back from some shit gig two hours three hour ride Yeah, dude on the road if you want to bullshit. Yeah, he's my radio call. I'm his radio call Well, everyone's also I feel like if you've worked with a tell for, he's my radio call. I'm his radio call. Well, everyone's also, I feel like if you've worked with a tell

for all he's your radio call. Yeah, like a tell. They'll talk on the phone. Oh, yeah. He reaches out, but it's all, but it's, I was against late night. It's like, wait, like, three a.m. Yeah, like three a.m. he'll, you up,

and he's just going outside to smoke cigarettes and wants to just shoot the shit. So I've only gotten the, hey dude, what's up? What's up? Hey, do you do this joke? Oh yeah. I've only gotten that joke. Well, I love checks.

Everybody loves that because everyone knows like the wackiest, my wackiest one he sent. Would I always love it? I think it's such indicative of him. Like, what would I have about this? I'd be like, Jay, do you have a joke about civil war reenactors and strap on dildos? No.

Nope. No, that's it. But just do years, dude, even if I did just two years. I think I thought I was the only one he asked, oh, do you have anything like this? No, everybody. He sends out the funniest shit. Joke check. Joke check. So how the pedophile thing wrap it up, man? Let's tell the story. So that guy ran out right away. The second guy came. This too. We had another one, yeah.

He was a fucking nurse. And he showed up in the garden to sit back down for a little bit. Was he in the nurse clothes? No, no, he was, that's what I gotta say. And this is gonna be unpopular. Jay is making his, putting his fingers together. It's gonna be unpopular. Jay is making his putting his fingers together. It's gonna be unpopular.

One of the things I judged is 12 years old, 20 something year old, 50 something year old. Whoever you're showing up to meet, you're showing up to fuck. You're showing up to like present like... Have sex. To have sex. These guys all come over, just dressed very like from, like they're like, whatever. They're just gonna have to grab a pack of cigarettes or something. And it's like, they're all on something.

You think they'd show up trying to look a little like cooler than they look? You're saying that 12-year-olds have expectations too. Just think like you want a lunch box in a cool trap or you want to present something. You want to present, I don't know. They come over looking so like. Yeah, like maybe they're at home with their family and they go, I'm going out for something.

For sure. Oh yeah, for sure. I'll ask the way they are. He's trimming his pubes. Hey, how does this look all right? Where you going? I just gotta get milk. It just look like a Pokemon to you. You trimming your pubes. Hey, how does this look alright? Where you going? I just got to get milk It's look like a Pokemon to you. You're trimming your pubes to get milk

Why start at the house you want to do they have the bait there the kid there The 25 year old girl who does it. Yeah, just come cheese The peanut butter who's the peanut butter on the trip? What's his name? We should do it and use Jacob as our bait Jacob you want to get molested Jacob to get a lot of clicks dude All we're gonna do is get you a backpack some pencils. You're a cutie patootie. Yeah, do be the guy who goes Be the guy who goes the furthest to like you almost fuck them. I just walk in in your coloring We're all firm. You want a cookie? Jay, Jacob just like this. Hey come in the room for a second. I gotta get something. Just say that real quick.

Hey, come in the room for a second. I'm hard. I'll say what was a funny thing at one point they put out Salami and pepperoni and crackers, but just like for us again between waiting for the people were you there for that? The cracker, but the slommy and I did a Creative suggestion was I told I go you should Leave the salami in the crackers out when the guy gets here and just be like hey, like I'm excited you came I was just eating some salami in crack. It's like the thing that's not we're getting ready to fuck Like the smell of so much like what Jacob you say about here all the time. It's all I thought about I was like Jake if you say about here all the time, it's all I thought about. I was like, take it out of the box.

I was just crushing some slime before you got here. It's such a middle-aged woman snack. You just like, do you want shardines? I'm a big fat shardines. Rich Voss, everybody, Rich Voss, his website, what's your website again? Go to richvoss.com or YouTube slash richfoss tomorrow 8 p.m. Half hour special from gas digital, unbelievable, killed it, killed it. You got to check them out. One of the most important things. Tomorrow 8 p.m. Watch it right away. Get those numbers going. If you go fast, comment,

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