The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Football Season Is Upon Us

Episode Date: September 14, 2021

Football season has started up again and Dan encounters an annoying fan at the 49ers game in Detroit. The guys go over a few salacious subjects and discuss what grosses them out more. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com

I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. Ocerson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder. Football opening weekend. Man, congratulations to your Philadelphia Eagles. Did.

Buddy, check the score. New. Texted you, uh, non-football football stuff. Mostly about what I was going through. you filled out the Eagles. Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you?

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Yeah. Donda. Also, the home of a lyric that I is over 20 years old that I recently have a big problem with. What's that? I downloaded ludicrous back for the first time and he has that song your fantasy and the opening line is I want to do you on the 50 yard line while the dirty birds kick for three and I don't know if anyone's ever made this point before but why the fucking your fantasy song did the Falcons get held to a field goal? I bet that was a rhyme selection. Sure, how about take a knee? it's the end of the game. It means the run out the clock. You're looking for people to have a little bit more,

that would be nothing to Christine. I don't care. But you knew what a field goal was before I met her, I think. You may have caught up the kick. I'm just saying, Luda, if you're a real dirty bird's fan, you would find a way to rhyme touchdown. Find a way to rhyme it. Luke these microphone cord or this headphone's cord is the stickiest thing I've ever felt my entire life was somebody sucking on it and we're also let's not forget we're in the

King of all gay studio. Well I actually should tell you. Oh no. Oh no. Oh god. There are other beads on every couple inches of this What I was gonna tell you is toddler radios now and here from three to four It's sticky hands and snacks Just be right. Yeah, they got a this is mine so I can do that. Yeah, they got to cover They got a covered bowl of apple jabs. Yeah, I come in here. I'm like, why are there so many loose cheerios? Dude, when you give a kid a little bowl of dry cereal, and you open it, and with some of them are wet,

you know, could you put some back? You suck on a few and put them back. Kids are just like, you know what? That's enough. That's enough of that one. It's hang on the net for later. All right, you guys, that's a good cheerio. Oh my God. I'm like, that's enough of that one. It's hang on the net for later. All right, you guys, that's a good cheer. Oh my God.

I might get hungry after this attempted walking. Mm. I don't know. You want to feel like I took that one for flavor? I'm trying to watch it. I'm getting a little bit of a gut. Get a little bit of a gut. Put that dolly part in diet.

Just chew it up because I'm busted out of my onesies. Is that what dolly part in does? Yes. How's keeping it? Well, I mean, that's fat, didn't it? We know for sure that she says she does that? Is it chocolate milk and only chewing your food and spitting it out? Urban rumor.

If she said she did that, she would be canceled. Yeah. For how do you body issues? Oh, yeah. Unnatural expectations on women. I don't care. I just wanted to have big tiddies in a little ways. Dude.

How much do you give up getting woke on a dolly part and struck gold back when all you had to do to get men to give you money Was just have giant knockers I mean just fucking it be polite Yes, that's all you had to do they hurt my back, but they built this empire. Well, hey boys What you doing you want some ice tea and they're just like hey dolly? Why don't you have everything? Here's a house in the car. Thank you. All right.

I hope I can get these massive pung tings in front of her. Oh, I dropped my tickets. I dropped my keys again. Oops. I have to go ass over it. She sometimes, dolly parton sometimes, choose without swallowing. Our taste buds are all in our mouths.

Once we swallow, we don't really taste the food. The pleasure and satisfaction is in the tasting and chewing. All right, get it, dude. Baby Bird and mother fuckers. Other Dolly Parton baby bird me. I take that bite. I'm young Dolly Parton. I'll tell you what.

I'm thinking about it. There isn't, and I already know the answer to this for DJ Lou. He says bring it on for a second. He'd let a fucking, an average looking chick, salad shoot from a mouth right in his, but I can't think of the girl attractive enough to that I could ever spit food into my mouth.

It was one of my look, dude. That's, I mean, that's, that's a roughie. Or blow a snot rocket in my mouth. Whoa! You couldn't be hot enough, it's impossible. That I wouldn't like puke and just be completely turned off. That will Ferrell sketches one of my favorite where he goes home with Chris Parnell.

Oh, dude. She chews up Julie Margolis. I can't believe it. She chews it up in Spitz and his mouth. Horrific. It's Chris Katan as the little brother. He's like, no, do me, apple pie. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No, no. Oh, do me, Apple pie. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's so fucking gross. Really? Yeah. I don't find it that gross. Oh, dude, what the fuck? You have the weirdest things are not a big deal for you.

I know. I don't know what's wrong with me. So bizarre. I mean, I'm not like I would do it, but it's not like disgusting to me. I'm like, whatever. Hey, for me. You swallow it.

No. I wouldn't do it, but I'm saying like it doesn't. But there's a girl. Stop. So I'm like, whatever. Ain't for me. You swallow it. No. I wouldn't do it, but I'm saying like it doesn't. But there's a girl. Stop. So I'm saying, so that said, there's a girl hot enough that if she was like, that's the thing that turned her on that gave you was like, this is the thing that really gets me there.

I'd be like, could you do grapes? I don't know, I'm not gonna feel. I don't know where I put it. You wouldn't let Christine do it? I don't know where Christine do. I don't know where you put now. If Christine was like this, this will make everything in my life perfect if you just let me take. I just find somebody to do that. Okay.

There's somebody out there. Apparently, maybe you guys were meant to be in your across the universe love story of working together in a Mexican restaurant. She's just blobbing in my mouth. Years later, you guys are working together on the radio. Then you fall in love. Over to your love of baby birding food, do we show them? Over, over, already chewed food.

Now, it is gross, but I don't think like I think looking at asshole stuff is grosser. Like that, like, I'm an immediate wretch. Oh, you think a woman's looking at her asshole? But like, remember when you showed me the video of the deal's getting lost in the girl's butt? I still remember being like, God, God damn it. It's just like, you'd rather have a girl baby bird

food into your mouth than, watch a woman lose a dildo on her butt? Yeah. Like in person? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Oh, Jacob, I'm glad you couldn't hear that

Jacob looks like he disapproves of everything we're speaking of Jacob. I am so happy you were not here to hear that Oh boy, I don't say that that's crazy. I don't know. It's not crazy I think it's crazy to be okay watching a woman with a dildo, but you're going to watch the dildo boy So stuck in her butt like it's gone. Yes, there's no grip piece, but in this process, Dan, yeah, you're seeing naked ass, ass hole pussy probably. That's cool. Uh, all that stuff. In the other thing, you're just getting fucking

chewed up food spit in your mouth. You like that better? No, I don't know. I just don't, I think it's like I'm more grossed out by the dildo being lost than watching someone eat someone else's food. I don't care about that. It just doesn't make me do the deal. I'll talk about phone call or something.

I went to the sides on this one. I'd love to hear the sides on this. I think like the open asshole stuff for me is like tough to watch. It grosses me out. I'm like, eh. Wow. But like open, but like, I'm not saying I would wanna eat it.

I'm not down with eating it. I'm saying watching people do it, doesn't gross me out. It's silly. Whoa. So okay, I'm saying, I'm saying, the correlation I was making, maybe this will change your answer.

Maybe we had a misunderstanding. Okay. I can't believe your answer. Seeing in person, you'd rather watch someone, no, no, I'm saying rather than watch a woman lose a dildo in our asshole and wrestle with that, you'd rather have a very attractive woman spit food into your mouth. Why don't, no, not for me. I don't. Okay, that's where we were confused.

Yeah, I'm saying watching them do it. I'm talking about watching. Watching either thing. Yeah, so right there watching girl. But if Katie was like, that's the thing that I'd be like, chew it up, sister. Oh my lord. Oh my lord.

Thanks Jacob. Oh, Jacob. You thought that. I know that's a drop. I didn't have to look at my Jacob. Do you know that was a drop? Yeah, I don't know. That's, wow.

Once we get the phones out. That's love. Yeah, I don't know. That's a wow. Once we get the thought that's love. Yeah, you love her. I love that bitch. I love that bitch. No, that's love for sure. No, I'd have a real mean. Christine, that'd be a real sticking point for us. Man, I think it would be funnier the reveal of it.

Do you think she would say? No, yeah, it's just funny. It's just like, but what if if to what if that's very funny Where do you draw the line peeing on you? No That's come on peeing on me or drinking like peeing on you now out of my peanut me. Okay Take a dump on your chest. No take a dump on your belly I don't miss be interested to see if she could do it if it'll stay. Yeah, wouldn't you be interested to see if Christine could fucking nut up and get it out?

Yeah, it would be our last hang. Yeah, oh, but I don't know, man. I think the eye contact would make me laugh too hard. I think it would seal our butt hole up because we both been giggling. No, I should face away. Huh? You get to watch your crown the whole deal.

Oh, man, I can't, I can't know about that check it out. Yeah Your lines are the phone lines open though. Yeah, go ahead. I'll let the one thing I know how to work what great This new technology so much new technology. I'd say where do you fall in the fence that would you rather? Watch girl wrestle with dildo in her but holeole or watch. I just felt so changing food from their mouth. I just felt so hopeless for that girl. It was just that it was just lost up in her butt. Buddy. They can get anything that goes up your butt,

they can get back out. Yeah. It was just like a weird thing for me. Maybe I'm weird. I don't know. Maybe it was my one year pre-med, but anything that goes up a butt can be retrieved, I think. Yeah, you were like...

Anything physical. You were the analved, I think. Yeah, you were like anything physical. You're the anal dougie house. Yeah, it can't crawl the other way the whole way. It can let me winks. No, no, no. Oh, maybe an animal's dying in your ass hole. I'd guess in minutes. Oh, say yeah.

Yeah. There ain't air in your butthole, is there? Don't have a drafty butt. There's gotta be oxygen in there. Is there air? Do you think roads in there like live like when you throw a baby in water, they just look at the way to swim. Yeah, they just go out of the kitchen.

Yeah, they just gills up or something. They're just like, they're gonna fight their shoulders through. Just get all the way up. And this thing's what he knows, he goes up in a butthole. I know this terrain. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're

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because I had to write notes down. And I'm like, I'm not fucking giving this up. No, no, no, no, no. So that by Thursday, how you went to the ninth or game? But I'm like, I don't even wanna talk about that. It technically wasn't football talk. It's talk about what was going on at the end. There's a lot of football stuff. There's like, how you went to the minor game? But it's got anyone to talk about it. It technically wasn't football talk. It's talk about what was going on.

There's a lot of football stuff. There's a lot of, it's, it's, it's, going to a Detroit Lions game is very interesting because it's quite the opposite of the Philadelphia Eagles. I will say any fan of any other team, don't go see your team at the Eagles stadium because it's, everybody's been like it's uncomfortable. They try to fight you.

Lions fans go to the sea game at Fort Field. They give up so fast and then it just feels like a home game where they're just it was weird. It was weird to see they're very nice. Eagles really had a way. I don't know what's going on in Atlanta, but that crowd was very big Eagles. They didn't make it. Mega cheers the whole game when they were four. Forty-niers traveled real well to Detroit. Detroit hasn't had a good season. They got a new coach. When I found funny is there was a lot of fans, they're passionate.

The Lions fans are die hard, but they also have this like, well, that's our season. Like they kept making that joke. And I'm like, I think you guys actually really have that kind of mind frame when they're like, well, I mean, why wouldn't I? What was a blowout?

So I mean, like, yeah, but even when it was 7-7, when we went up 14-7, they're like, there it goes, and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One guy in front of me was like, I just wanted it to be competitive today, and then he left like, and then it got competitive. So I felt bad for the guy,

because so many people left. Yeah. But number one, the Fordfields Awesome. It's just a great, it's like an easy square box right in the middle of the downtown. You can walk in. I don't feel like there's a bad seat in the place. They have a song and it sucks.

And I was so excited to tell you. They make that Eagles song, fly Eagles fly. It looks like a Grammy award winning song. Really? And I had to hear the line scored a lot of points So I had to hear it at least a billboard award Now you guys you get an ace an ace in a Grammy cable ace cable ace in her Grammy. That song's fun. Five See

fight goes down one two three J. Went Hertz, the Bonte Smith, now all year long dog. Let me preface this by saying the lion's intro for their team had the best. I can't see in one second. Jett. Two, out, we best game all. My pouches, my pouches. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Um, they're in the introduction for the offense at the beginning of the game. Best mashup of music from a city I've ever heard. Really? Started it with eight mile, lose yourself. Then it goes into Kid Rock, ball with the ball, then the white stripes. And this is all mashed up so they're taking

different parts. And I was like, both me and my buddies were like, this is fucking good intro song. I was the striped from Detroit. Yeah. So they were using all Detroit, you know, in Motown and shit. So you're like, just fucking cool. And they're bringing out the teams. And then they score the touch. And ball with the ball. Why do you be here? Lose yourself in the moment. I mean, each team has something, but like an actual song when the team scores. Yeah. It's like, I've only heard you guys, and then the Lions.

Yeah, while the Tampa does the, they blast the pirate ship, right? Yeah, and we have a fog horn, which doesn't make sense because we're in Santa Clara now. So we're not even in the bay. They're going to stop using live animals. Didn't want to get fucked or somebody riding. I got fucked up not long ago.

We watched that video. Oh, no, but did you see Caroline a panther's new digital mascot? No, bring it up. They have a Panther mascot. I'm going to find it. Digital. Yeah, it's like it's a digital only on TV. Yeah. It's just a giant panther running around the field.

It's like a massive panther. Like John Carden, the guy who goes in the road, he sometimes was with me in Charlotte. Yeah. And he, uh, he went to the game. He went to that. Uh, he's a panther's fan. He went to the panther's one. Yeah. It's called gridiron Heroes. I think that was the song. Well, you were so angry through it. I just feel like it was way cornyer in person. Maybe because I was like, it was pretty fucking corny. Yeah, but you were like angrily talking through it. So I didn't get to hear it exactly. You're like, I don't know. Fuck this. I know. I'm wrong about it. Well, now you got me all shut because I said that I'd rather watch people feed then a dildo get lost in the butt You should be shipped by that everyone likes they like dude. I don't like that though. I just think it's silly. It's funny to watch

Yeah, I mean I'd rather watch a girl I mean there's things I'd rather watch a girl shit and get a dildo in my ass You know I mean fair You're choosing things. Fair, fair. Same, but some people would be like, I don't want to watch somebody shit. I'd rather get a dildo in my ass. This is it. This is the, they call it a mixed panther,

which I don't know why they're saying that. Can people in the stadium can't see it? I see, it's mixed reality. What does, what does that mean? It's only, because only we see it, right? It's probably on the screens there. No look. It's like the I gotta be honest with you. I like it a lot Dude, that's so awesome

Your nuts for not liking this it's funnier if it's a guy in motion cap suits. That is hilarious. It's just running around. And they turn off the weird camera. Does that thing, it's just a guy like, I'm like, oh no. Did he guys run this evening? Oh, I'm a panther. He's looking himself.

Look at his hand. They're giving the golem treatment. Dustin, what are you doing? He's our panther. They would show it again. I loved it. That was so, I gave me goosebumps. That was so cool. It's just no one but no one in the stadium sees it on the Megatron you do

Now cuz look the screens the eyes You think it's it though now somewhere they're showing that in the stadium At home, it's like the fox robot. There's so few people there also. it's just crushing, it's just crushing humans right now. Oh my god. Sam Darnold is out. I think it's super neat. Also, I think the eyes are laid over. So no, they are, the eyes are laid over the screen. So I bet in the audience, they see that. Oh, they're watching it. Yeah. It would be fun to hear if the players on the field were reacting and running from it. Yeah. I find it. Yeah. Yeah. I was running through your famous beers.

I did. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. I might will tweet out the digital picture. Digital like a guy coming out like a or somebody else because they have this at another stadium. They should have like some kind of like a gladiator come out like fight to put. Yes. And I need to come on fight the pants.

At halftime. Well, at halftime with Lions game, they busted out the classic dog and frisbee show, which is easily the greatest live NFL halftime show you can see. Yeah, these dogs. I mean, the whole audience super sweet, though, it doesn't matter if they're a really nice audience.

No, that's where you need more filly audiences than Detroit. Filly audience, do you think we'rey audiences than Detroit The boy dog and then They just send one last long one and he get if you got the last one though They will give him the love like you got all of them but the five you missed dude. You're eating shit dog Do the pressure that dog and 75,000 people booing aggressively going to I the reason I started this by saying, like, Philly is the place I would tell Nath to go to, because it's the only stadium I've ever gone to in my life

where multiple people have reached out to warn me. Like, hey, just don't wear your shit. And Detroit was like, I saw so many 49ers fans and I was like, I bet these guys are gonna be pretty salty about it and they were so nice. They're just like, hey, go lions. You guys, is that Jimmy G? Is he gonna be good to see us in here?

I'm not a fan of your team guy. Yeah, hey buddy, but something that no one talks about is the amount of volume of old wiggers in Detroit. It is astonishing. I'm talking about 40 to 60 year old men that are still full like, what's up Doc? I was only a body. Dude, the guy behind me was just in this tank top and the whole time he's like, man, he's

bitch, he has 49 years dog. And I like look back and I was like, oh my god, when I look back and he was like, old white dude, I was like, oh my god. How old? 53. Wow. A rough 53. Wow. A rough 53.

Wow. Tiny guy in a tank top. Okay. And he was going. What else was he wearing? Dude, this was the best. You have shades behind his neck? At first he annoyed me, right?

And then he became, I want a podcast in this guy. I just want to listen to this guy watch the world because of everything he kept. The 49ers. Well, I'll tell you what the 53-year-old Wiggers take is not often Presented to the world. So dude. That's a that's a very small voice Dude he was mad to say his name you know how stadium music's all like hits Metallica They do songs that you know they'll do shit like that right? Whole time he's going man some bullshit this song's 25 years old man some bullshit dog

Let me get some new music up in this what the fuck dude. Well, this shit's gay He just started saying that he goes yo this fucking DJ's gay dude? This shit's gay. He just started saying that. He goes, yo, this fucking DJ's gay dude. This shit sucks dog. Oh man, when he was a brand new wigger, that was okay to say. It was. Oh, that was like, okay, this guy's got a little... He's got a little sass.

Oh, sass, coutude. What a little stinker. Yeah, he was like, dude. And then he just started talking football. And his knowledge of football was clearly very little like he had an Acorn of knowledge and acted like is it still you think his dad makes him come to the game? He doesn't want to go dude. It was this is what he kept saying son if you're gonna live here I need somebody driving to the game all right dad shit damn he goes

49ers be running it shite high school. Yeah throw the ball. Why don't you guys stop being racist. Let me bring my black girlfriend. I'm like, we're not racist. I'm gonna tell you a bunch of times. If you have a black girlfriend, you keep talking about any girlfriend, bring her over. He goes, you guys don't want her up in the house. He goes, listen, we know you don't have a girlfriend.

Yeah, black for otherwise. You're just saying, anyone you love, we love. You just know that I be listening to music. It's got curse words in it. Yo, you don't understand Yeah, cuz those songs don't speak to you. Can you grow up like that that kept being as phrase the whole game For everything that was his high school really yeah, dude. He for everything, you know You know break and candy

Was his high school? Every football thing it was like what is this high school game? Just kept saying it. Fall start. Puts. What is this? High school. Honestly, you're not off.

They broke the 49ers, broke the plane on one. You know, got the football over and scored. And he's like, shit, we ain't even gonna get a review. What is this high school? And I turn around and went, his arm broke the plane. He goes, this ain't even gonna get a review. What is his high school? And I turned around and went, his arm broke the plane, he goes, this ain't San Francisco. This Detroit. And I was like,

oh, all right dude. He was ready to rock a little bit. I don't know dude, he was definitely surly by the time we were up 38 to 10. Oh yeah, he like got, dude, the best part. Well dude, here's a great news. The guys who learned anything about stadium fighting. Oh, I had the lower ground.

Low ground apparently is though is the guy Don't think I didn't think that I was like I got this guy. I'll pull this little up I'm pulling this little wig I'll pull him over my own start fucking beat up those ugly goggles Or whatever. Yeah, Olli GM about to rain down hell on you I'm gonna not get wave cap off your white on you. He's fucking- I'm gonna knock that wave cap off your white hair. He's the hand dude.

You're gonna have to go back to your apartment complex and make up a lie. That's the fuck your shit up. You got an issue you're into again. I'm about to chan me up. You're gonna be a big fight with the motherfucker behind you. I'm not you taking that tunnel to Canada calling yourself snow when I'm about to do the whole fucking shit up.

But he just kept. Dude, the best part was his friends that he was with were very nice They were very very nice the whole game the kept being like hey that was a fun One of the guys what fun you know, I'm staying fun dog that ain't fun. It was his high school Yeah, she does wack like wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wigg just everything he was doing. He's like, man, I'm telling you right now, dog, staffer, bro. We meet his staffer. Like, I don't even know why we got rid of him. Why we get golf? He ain't even good.

And you're like, dude, this is hilarious. Oh, that's great. Yeah, it's not that cool. And I didn't think about it. Yeah. Immediately I told Katie, I was like, dude, there's so many old white dudes. You think they're black here.

And she's like, M&M effect. It's 20 years old. You're right. And you said you wanted a podcast with this guy. Like, I agree with you. Like, his take on the world is probably pretty interesting. Oh, God, yeah, pretty interesting take on the world. Like, he is, I'm always,

He's like, if a Max and magazine would have came to life. Again, it's a different thing than ham. We named the ham, and sometimes a ham will be at a sporting event. That's not a ham. Who is it just like the what do you it's not a personality I don't share the in a public place to look at me. Yeah. Yeah. Like I would never anything I say to friends at a football game. I talk like we're in a car. You know, it's like not that I don't whisper to everybody. Yeah, he was doing. I walk out just like

talking where like three rows away can hear you clearly like, dude, that's wacky. But it's been a couple, this is the first football game I've been due since the pandemic. And so I forgot that when you go to football games, there's just guys that love to stand up and yell and there are always an alpha. It's not always an alpha.

Sometimes it's, there was one guy, a drunk guy, a couple rows back that was talking and he was talking so much shit when it was still a game And then as it pulled away you heard him get like humbled and is you know, he was still drunk and yelling But he was like hey, bossa take a playoff Because he's just in fucking golf space all day, but It would sucks is when you're on the road and they're kind of defeated and you have a fan of your team being a dickhead.

Oh yeah. That sucked. There was this drunk guy in a most rarity just being like, what's up? What's up? And then like, I was without magical and he was like, hey, fucking tone it down dude, tone it down and the guy's like, fucking pussy's.

He was like doing that kind of shit. And you're like, dude, all right, we're up're like dude all right we're up a lot and then they came He left and then they came back and it was like that's what fucker do that come back Stadium was dead empty and somehow it would be to shit out of you That most are Jersey at that point did I would a fucking rock you shit? I don't mind then you're gonna have the wig or all over your shit dude that wigger would have been on my back He was tiny too. I feel like he was like five foot six. would have been on me he would have been fucking yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo I know Warren G I'm knowing I'd be doing do we get calls? Lou yeah, I

Like how loot I like how Ludo's calls where they call on and talk this about we threw a lot at them Yeah, we threw butts we threw that lion song cuz I wasn't sure if it was it in fact I was angry about it It's take one of them all right potluck If it was Ed in fact, I was angry about it. It's take one of them. All right potluck Not I don't know I don't see this screen at all. Well someone just hung up All right break that scared so this Grant from Atlanta grant from Atlanta. What's up, buddy? We're figuring out the studio stuff. Hey, what's up, dude? We're just taking calls off our phone on speaker I'm glad you could hear us because Jacob can't still Jacob has no idea what's going on on this show

We're watching him peruse eBay He's not even choosing to listen on series XM app. What's going on buddy? Hey man you've made the comment how the Eagles had a good showing down here in Atlanta but it's not that they travel well. It's just that there's so many of you northern mother fuckers down here. He's out of is? Yeah, they're there. They just, oh my god, it's such a transient town. I guess up there, I mean, the cost of living taxes and everything are so much better down here that everybody's relocated.

So, well, sometimes it is. It's funny for like financial reasons. That's why it was so funny. Some of the years that the, uh, that the sixers were terrible. Yeah. I mean, from the beginning, you know, they had 10 wins. Yeah, you guys got like the first pick, like the plikes, right? was so funny, some of the years that the sixers were terrible. I mean, from the beginning, they did 10 wins. Yeah, you guys got the first pick. Like the pikes, right?

The few games I went down there, like if it was something like the New York people would be like, oh, I can go get a ticket here. If I fill up my car with gas and a mobile, they give you tickets to a sixers game. Yeah. So it's like, let's go watch the next destroy the sixers real quick. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense on why. go watch the next destroy the sixers real quick.

Yeah. I mean, it makes sense on why the Falcons were deep though, like like fans, dirty birds. Yeah, dude, I think Falcons fans are passionate, but Atlanta being a transient city like that, he's right. People are just coming to be like, I'll go to this team, I'll go to that team.

Yeah. I'm going to be on the walking dead in the background. Yeah. I want to be in stranger things. I want to do all that kind of weird stuff. I wanna do all the fun stuff that's filmed outside where people are sweaty. Yeah, Atlanta's good for outside sweaty shit.

Yeah, that's what they make there. I wanna play a very sweaty, no air conditioning fans, only courtroom scene. Yeah, that's why transient cities always have like Steelers fans everywhere. Tell you what, hard place to be a wigger Atlanta. And I'll tell you why good luck keeping shoes crispy white when most of the surfaces grid clay tonight.

There is a night one thing I hate always about Atlanta. Is that God there? I'm ready. Well, it landed at Lanna like, it's gotten so popular, kind of like Nashville a little bit. Thanks for the call, Grandpa. Yeah, thanks, but I saw, you know those bikes that bachelor at parties ride around?

And there's like eight of them. And that'd be best, right? Could it be any group of douchebags? Yeah, it's groups of people and they bike around and they drink. I don't know how I never thought of this, but I was walking back from getting lunch in Detroit, and I was like, oh, go to the place where they all get off the bike, and sometimes people

fall. I watched three different, I thought you three groups get off, two different groups someone fell, because they were drinking. Funny. Yeah. Oh, and he fell. Oh, and he fell. One was a lady, and that's what it was like.

Yeah. Dude, it was great. Where they fat by the fat are hot. Fat. Yeah. The fall falls funny when they're fat It was it I'll tell you what exactly what the roller coaster promotions were confident fat to you drunken loud Yeah, then stumbled yeah fell left and I felt bad because I was like I should kind of a tough time getting up It's like Now the NFL's back you know what a player takes out a coach and immediately

you're like, oh, oh, no, oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, that hurt. That hurt big, dad. Oh, that hurt big time. Oh, Dale. A piece of that just, the tip just got me, Odo. But it was man, it was fun to be back in a stadium. It was fun to watch.

I mean, the Niners got to win. They pulled it off at the end. But it was just fucking fun that football's back. And Niners played the Eagles one and overs one and no. Yeah. Well, black Lou won't show us got the face right now because the Cowboys stink. Man, I did not think they were going to keep it the Buckingeers like that. They had a lead. Yeah, but still. They're worth the end of the game. They're starting right guard was out. There's a lot of shit going on So vulnerable right? Swiss cheese dude. I can't wait for you guys playing when you play them first. I don't know

Not sure cuz I know it's giants Washington they stack at the end of the year for some reason So which is odd she's not like that, but uh He goes to the bucks this year. They got a Panthers so do it and they're doing NFC South. Yeah, then why are we playing you guys? That's just a one-off game. Maybe let's see. You have 49ers Eagles. Oh, just tried to play the Cowboys one day soon. Yeah, you're playing the third week. You're playing a week from you're playing us then the Cowboys. Look at that. Two bonfire games back to back. Oh, you know, it's awesome about that

It's the day after Moon Tower come. Wasn't that yep coming back from Moon Tower We come back on Sunday and you guys are the Monday night football game because we're the Sunday night football game We play the Packers. That's our home opener. Yeah after Moon Tower speaking of Moon Tower. Are we going full cowboy? Of course I'm bringing the duster? Bring your duster. Yeah, it's up to you. The duster gets hot down there. I do. It's like going to be a hundred degrees. Yeah, so you don't bring your duster, but bring your country western. Oh, I got, I'll listen. I'll bring the hat. I'll bring the shirt. I got some new country western stuff. What? I went down the last time I got another country western shirt

Without me Okay Okay Josh wanted to go see Alan. Oh Josh wanted to go to Allen, but he's my homey. Oh He's my By the way, I funny I didn't warn Josh about any of that stuff So he's got them bartered on the internet one He's my homie stuff. Oh, no, this has to be bonfire He goes a backtrack found where it came from

Hit the following he was my home. It's great. I love but you know, I love about Josh like genuinely is like You know, he heard it and then like he makes the joke in a bunch of you know, I mean like yeah He jumped in on it, which is right. It was and so dad he goes I'll remember one time we got sandwiches Yeah, Josh is very good at rolling with the joke sure. Yeah, there's people that aren't I get it No for sure there's people that like old text you mentioned you talk about me in the bonfire and you're like yeah, why? So what welcome dude? Yeah, shut up. It's called a rub you idiot. We can call you a jerk off Well, I'm flying back from Tempe so I can't See the game. I know the only flat I can get out of Tempe to get back to New York

Without it being fucking 11 45 at night is right during the game times again Five here's a airplane going by. Hmm. If we could figure out a way that I'll hold off. No, you want to watch it at home. No. You know, I find a watch football with when it's as close. I don't want to get,

I don't want to either want us to get mad. I don't want to either one of us. I wouldn't get mad. I'll tell you, mad is the wrong mad. Upset. I was like bummed about the game going by. I'm telling you, mad is the wrong mad? Upset. I was bummed about the game going, I'm telling you I get over a quick now that I'm at that age. Yeah, you really, I'm starting to notice I don't, even when there are like the lines are

coming back. I was sucks. If the Eagles are terrible at the show, I'd be like, nah, fuck to you, I guess it's like kills Sundeck. It's more like the enjoyment of my time than it is like something I'm like, alright, don't play a good next year, I guess. But like, no right, they'll play again next year, I guess, but like, no, I care. Like I definitely, I'm die hard fan for sure. I'm like, I've never been a part.

I can't punch somebody over a sports punch. Not at all. I know that I'm just saying like, I'm certain to learn that even get there for anything over sports teams. But I guess that's, that's like a point of why I'd probably never go see the Niners and Philly again is because now I've realized with my time I rather it be a comfortable experience. Yeah, of course. Then going there and having my fucking near, you know, ears between the girls. I never told people I was going to go to watch the Giants Eagles when they play right

here. But I also, for the first time this year in December, I'm going to be in Portland at Helium. The weekend the Niners played the Seahawks in Seattle and I'm kind of like There's every time I want to go see a game Obviously, but most of the time I'm like I don't want to go to Seattle Going Filny is like filly's different Seattle like when you guys gonna yell at me Okay, I'm gonna be sad at you. Yeah, I know. Philly is like, Philly's different. Seattle, I'm like, when are you guys gonna yell at me? No, you're not gonna be sad at you.

Yeah, they're like, hey, by the way, you're not gonna get a coffee tomorrow. I'm like, hey. Where do hawks fans go when they lose? They go to the bed, do, do, do, do, do. Philly fans are like, follow them home. Yeah. They're like, no. Fucking kill his mom.

No, why, guys? You guys are having an off-sign. Turn off for life's support. Yeah, yeah. Seattle's like, that was mean. You guys were mean. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes, every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows.

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