The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Full-Blown Bag Addict

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

Jay plays a public domain song to open the show which triggers Jacob to wax about the nerdy books he's been reading. He admits his crush on the actress who played Supergirl on TV. "The Fappening" gets brought up and Jay reanalyzes certain private pics from it. | Bobby fills his addiction holes with designer bags instead of sex, drugs, and booze. He's a junkie for both designer and functional apparel and tries to explain his need to the group. Bob calls his wife Dawn to get permission if he can buy a very expensive bag or cheat on her. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Robert hi Jacob Lewis Lewis Jason Christine Christine As you know, we now use exclusively public domain music so we can play it for as long as we absolutely like and we can Just let it go in the background and there's No like and we can just let it go in the background and there's no repercussions no one's gonna be jamming my ass over this there's no consequences everybody who would jam my ass about this has been dead for years and years yeah so I think we're in good shape now the show as you know is now exclusively public domain

music all of our rejoins all of our beginnings will be public domain music. All of our rejoins, all of our beginnings will be public domain music so we can play it freely. Now I'm not going to lie to you guys, we can't do a lot of sing alongs to these unless we write lyrics because this is before singing was invented. We can sing Happy Birthday. We are allowed to sing Happy Birthday. Camp Town Races I believe we're allowed to sing. She'll be coming around the mountain I believe is also. I think we can't do that one. She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes? I believe that're allowed to sing. She'll be coming around the mountain, I believe is also. Come around, I think we can't do that one. She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes?

I believe that. I'm almost certain we can. You sure? I'm almost certain. All right. I mean, that's a goodie. Happy birthday for sure. But not Stevie Wonder's happy birthday.

That blind motherfucker will jam our asses so hard. My ass will be jammed. Yes, it is public domain. Nice. Hell yeah. I like the intro. Classical music. It was nice. It was nice. It was refined.

It was refined. It's not gonna change the body of the show. It's still gonna be a bunch of cunt cock stuff. But we can come in like gentlemen. We're still gonna bring up some videos and just talk about videos that we don't really give details to. Yeah. We feel like we're gonna be a bunch of cunt cock stuff, but we can come in like gentlemen. We're still gonna bring up some videos

and just talk about videos that we don't really give details to. Yeah. We figure if we... We're trying to handle one problem at a time. We've solved our music issues. Now, are you gonna be able to stop me from exclusively watching television while people listen to me do that?

I don't know. I don't know! But you'll try. I'm gonna do everything in my power to. Baby steps. But listen, the fear of ass jamming is gone. So that's good. The fear of ass jamming is gone. It's gone.

You don't have to worry about it. We don't have to worry about that anymore. Well maybe you do. Why? I don't know. Maybe a different type of ass jamming you like. Oh, I thought you were gonna say no. Finger on my ass, that's for love.

Yeah, I think I love ass jamming, exactly, Christine. Thank you for chiming in. Thank you, Christine, for chiming in. Based on the music, can I bring up an intellectual thing that I've been meaning to bring up to you? Whatever you need. I would say please. Please. Thank you, Bobby.

Jacob, the floor is yours. I really feel like I'm becoming less intelligent Please Please thank you Bobby Jacob floors yours I Really feel like I'm becoming less intelligent or maybe I'm not as intelligent as I thought I was I was I was like Moderately intelligent, you know, I really that kind of confidence. Yes that I have a basic knowledge Okay, basic intellectual level whatever that means. I don't know I think it's smarter you to say that slightly above average Sure, I think that's about right. Yeah, I Read at night. I always enjoy reading before I go to bed and you know, I have two levels at night I use I'll do what I call my my

I have two levels at night. I'll do what I call my entertainment light reading. I just finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You're all done with the vampire list that? No, that's not my thing. Oh, okay, sorry. I'm not interested. Harry Potter's your jam? Yes.

I love Harry Potter. All of them? I just read the entire series. I just finished the last book. For children, for kids? Or teenagers, I don't know. Just keep it score. I think they became teens.

Yeah, tween. You know. Yeah, you're smarter than the books. Adults can enjoy them too. Absolutely. Wait, you just, you read the whole thing like for a second or third time? I don't, I think the last time I read the entire series

was when the last book came out So it's been a while or maybe I read it once more in between If your long game is imprisoning children and keeping them some sort of a cage to keep you company in your lonely old age You're gonna need something to talk to them about Harry Potter is one of those things yes, and I can go deep He can go deep. I bet he can yeah, yes Damn, right. Hey kids, gather around. You're all my children now.

You're like a Freddy Krueger doesn't molest kids. You just want to read to them. You don't have to keep them in the cage all the time. You want them to be able to come out and feel safe in the living room. You would like to have children like cats. I think that'd be nice. There you go.

Now is it intellectual of me to think to myself it was a mistake for Harry to give up the elder wand? I don't know. I don't know. Exactly, it's my point. I can ask a question real quick. That's not an adult. That's not an intellectual level.

Where's your frontier? He knows what you mean. I don't know what kind of wand. The elder wand. The elder wand. There's an elder wand. A wand, I know. Right.

Well, in Jacob the Fair's of Jacob, your accent says a lot of words, not even close to what they are in spelling. Elder. Or maybe he said elder, but he meant elder. But he did. Can I say something? I swear I didn't.

Jay, the music wasn't playing in the background. Therefore, I revert back to my... Your Boston roots. My Boston roots. So if you play the music, please. Jacob. Yes, Robert. What is an elder wand?

Well, because I read the whole series and I'm not saying, you know, this is the intellectual level where I'd like to be, but for enjoyment, and intellectual like myself like to cut back. That's the, it's considered the greatest wand ever made, the most powerful. Now he had an original wand. Harry had his wand, which was broken. And then it got broken and he...

He got Dumbledore's wand after he was killed. Dumbledorf? Lou, can you stop the music for a second? Yeah. I didn't want to go down that road. How is your dick ever dry? How? I mean, come on, man.

It's amazing. How is there not a trail of women waiting to sit on this thing? Jay, right? Yeah! How much pussy do you get during Halloween? I really have gotten off course here. My apologies. Lou, the music again, please?

Forget that. Forget that nonsense. That's for kids. That's kids play. That's not what I wanted to bring up. Actually, I would say inappropriate. And if Lou wanted to cut that to save me, to maybe let me get laid again.

And then it cuts into our lunch time between shows. We came up early just so we have a little longer with Chick-fil-A. But sure. Yeah. But I'd like to get laid again. And then it cuts into our lunch time between shows. We came up early just so we have a little longer with Chick-fil-A. But sure. Yeah. But I'd like to get late again. Sure. Sure. Right.

I'm sure you would. Listen, eventually the people who are appropriate age to read Harry Potter will become adults one day. Yes. But I don't stop getting old. Right. They do. But maybe, maybe, maybe there's a way

that you could do that. Maybe there's a spell. That's right, Jacob, all right, all right, all right, batat. It's not gonna happen. You know what I love about wizards in school? I get older, they stay the same age. You know what I love about fucking Hogwarts girls?

I get older, they stay the same all right all right. Yeah, somebody should really redo These are the ideas that I could throw out there the world never come through on so much new dazed and confused but with Hogwarts Shit oh is that an owl is that an owl out my window? Looks like somebody just got their invite to Hogwarts! I think we're gonna like it here. Oh my god, look at Hermione. Is that her name? Hermione? Yes. Look at Hermione over there. What? What a fat ass! And for the ladies listening, where this is a comedy show, I bring that up for laughs. So I hope I made you laugh out there.

Yeah, yeah, you brought the giggles. That's not really me. You also inspired one of the best ideas ever. Harry, Dazed and Confused Hogwarts. But my point is, now I'm done with that. I finished the book, but I have my adult books. Can I ask a real quick question? Right. How many books are there?

In the series? Seven. Seven. One for each year. And then they... It's a thick book, right? The fucking medical school? Ha ha ha ha.

So he only went to seven, there's only seven grades to be a full-fledged wizard? Right. I don't make the Hogwarts rules. They don't have a wizard college you can go to? No, you're done. What if you're an Asian kid who's like excelling at wizardry? Could you possibly graduate early? What if sorcery is just so in you that you could pull it off like a doogie Howser you come in Hogwarts, and you're just already seventh grade wizard. You're just like this kid's bored

Could be a five-year-old teacher there. I Yeah the kids, I know the kid seems like a problem but it's because he's fucking bored man. He's acing the test, he just doesn't want to be here. Alright, I forget, oh yeah. Do they have encampments at Hogwarts for Palestine? No, everyone works together.

Everybody works together. What, everybody works together. What? All right, so they're not... It's not come up in the book. She didn't write that, but I... Yeah, everyone's there. Everybody's there. Okay.

Yeah, you sure? Yeah, but you don't know what... which one of the, uh... like, the Slytherin... Harry never stopped going to the library by a group of other wizards? Well, there's some kind of a troll. There's some kind of a troll that's definitely a Jew, right? They have like, there's always a big-nosed Jew monster

and then they make a monster. 100% of the time. No, actually, if you go to the, I believe- There's a troll and he does have a big nose. I'm pretty sure there's a, the bankers, the- They're goblins, they're Jewish goblins. They look like Jewish goblins. If you go by the stereotype, they're all big nose.

They're all big nose. How about the guy who owned Anakin Skywalker in the first, or that Phantom Menace movie, also an old Jew, for sure. Well, he didn't have a big nose. Hey, can you call Dave Smith and see if the goblins at the bank are Jewish in Harry Potter?

Are these Jewish bank goblins? Those are goblins. They don't really get into what they do on the holidays, but you can guess. Well, it looks like 47th Street. Is this the Diamond District? That's Hogwarts? Holy shit.

Yeah, they're pale, ugly goblins who have long-hooked noses and run on the banks. Actually, I bought a Speedmaster off that guy last week. Holy shit. Go to the guy who owned Anakin Skywalker. Do Star Wars Jewish creature. So Jacob, what were you saying? What was your point of you telling us

that you read all the books? My grown-up books. You're grown up big boy books. I do like, I guess my age range, I like... Wait, is this not gonna end you having a nocturnal emission because of reading that book for a bed? Oh, no. Oh, thank God.

My fairies, look. There's the Jewish one from, and they all talk like this. They have the accent. Mokdil, mokdil, mokdil. Yeah, he has the banker accent. It's so... The Shylock accent, if you will. Yep, and we really, we just close our eyes to him

when all of us Jews laughed along and now look at us under constant attack in the Middle East. I knew what was happening. Yeah? Yeah. You felt it. It starts with this, Star Wars.

But so I'm reading like Revolutionary War, history, Civil War. History of the Third Reich. Civil War is your favorite. I have that book. I know. Civil War is your favorite. We all know Jacob has that book.

It's a swastika front and center in his house. Like he lives in Kanye's attic. Yes. Is that your favorite war, Civil War? Not the outcome. Revolutionary War. Not the outcome, I'm just saying the war itself. No, Jacob, you would really flourish

with a couple of slaves, dude. You're probably bummed about the Civil War. No, Jacob, you would really flourish with a couple of slaves, dude. You're probably bummed about the Civil War. No, no, no, I think the outcome is appropriate. Yeah. Okay, if you say so. You think you would own a little farm somewhere? Not too big, but not too small. He'd have a little bow tie and suspenders.

Thomas Jefferson's pad. Yeah. Outstanding Monticello. Well, yeah, you had the fucking with banging black chicks dude they're judgmental. Yeah I mean hundreds of slaves. They go this couch uncomfortable. I'm sorry princess you're a slave and she was like I don't care slave gotta lay down on her back better be comfortable. Is that more Jewish characters? Sad Jews? So yeah.

They said that, fuck, god damn it. What's her name, Sally? Field? Jesse Raphael? McDonough? Right? Thomas Jefferson's gal. Sally.

Why am I blanking on this? I've read books and books. Loretta. Whatever, you know it. You'll know it when you hear it. Tawana. Sally Hemmings. Apparently she was so. Scungini? Whatever, you'll know it when you hear it. Tawana. Sally Hemmings. Apparently she was so.

Scoongeeling. Oh, we know that already. Did she make dresses? She was black, but she passed as white. Thanks, Jay. Like sometimes in France, they didn't realize she wasn't considered black. She was light skinned.

She was light skinned. She was that light skinned because everyone had been so many. Is that the one on the right? Really? Yes. Like Lil Kim now. Like six generations. Did she like Lil Kim now. Like six generations. Did she get Lil Kim's surgery?

No, naturally, they just kept. Like Michael Jackson. She fit a logo to her way right into white culture. Whatever that Sally Hemings, we're looking at a picture on the screen, it would be. Lighter than that. Like the guy.

More like the guy. The guy that's playing Thomas Jefferson. Do you think the statue in Times Square is of Sally Hanna? No, I think that's of Yamanika's sister. Oh, Tomonika? Tomonika. Oh yeah, she was that light skinned because everyone was Uncle Tomonika.

Uncle Tomonika. Uncle Tomonika. Uncle Tomonika. Uncle Tomonika. That's a great insult for Yamanika. You're hanging out with too many white people, Uncle Tom and Eka. Out there in the woods with them white folks. Uncle Tom and Eka ass bitch.

Uncle Tom and Eka. God damn, that's funny. Well I'm reading a biography of Winston Churchill now, so I got a couple of going, but the new one I'm reading is founding. He was the Prime Minister of England, England. London? See we're on the same intellectual level.

Did you say London? England, no I asked Dave Smith this the other day. I go, Winston Churchill's come up a lot, just give me the basic, what I should know about him, because he was the Prime Minister and he was a loved war No, is that Dave? Yeah doesn't like Churchill. I Don't know care. I don't know he got into a little conjures you cuz he quoted Churchill Who did Dave Dave Smith on something and then no one back and found the real full thing and

Like he proved tried to prove. I don't know if you saw that video that Noam put out where he went back and proved everything that Dave said. He tried to prove it wrong or something weird. Did he? He went a little nut. Can I say something? I don't know, dude. Because if Dave says something, I'm like,

that's interesting. And then Noam says something, I'm like, that's interesting too. And then if Dave sends something back to Noam, I'm like, that's interesting. And then Noam says something, I'm like, that's interesting too. And then if Dave sends something back to Noam, I'm like, that's good. I don't fucking, I don't have the ability to go. To know or care. Find out.

I don't have the energy. Interesting conversation, guys. I was up to 11.30 doing Max's words, and I didn't know what any of them meant. I had to use, I was like, fucking. Stuff that Dave and him were in back? Dawn! I didn't know what any of them meant. I had to use, I was like, fricking... Don! I couldn't, I was doing his work.

Oh, Max's homework. Max's homework and I kept having to yell, hey Don, and she woke up, stupid. She was pronounced horse. No, not that bad. Oh, sorry. He's definitely smarter than me. Max?

100%. Why would you tell him that? I would never tell him that. Never tell him that. No, I'd never say that to anybody. I'd say now start hitting him so he knows he's not tougher than you either. Okay, I'll go tonight.

Yeah. I'm gonna beat the shit out of him tonight. Just like, no, just don't beat the shit of him. Just. I'm gonna throw him down to the ground where he hits his head and it hurts. Yes. And he goes, ow.

Yes. And then I go, sorry. Right. You have to let him know, he goes, I'm still extremely stronger than you. I'm gonna do the same stuff I did to Don. Yes. When we first met. Straighten around.

By the way, you put out a video the other day, man, Max, I'm trying to find the Bobby in Max. He looks exactly like Don. He's got my... Spitting image. He's got my bum chin, that's it. Your chin? My chin. He's got my bum chin, yeah. He looks, really, he does, he's got that...

Isabella, I used to think had my eyes, but now the whole thing's just Carl's face. Yeah, he is turning into a weather bee. Just a boxy Polak. With a butt chin. With a butt chin. Nice. So go ahead, Che, get back to your children's books.

The one I'm reading now is Founding Brothers. Founding Brothers, is it a big boy book, or is it like a? It's a'm reading now is Founding Brothers. Founding Brothers, is it a big boy book or is it like a? It's a big boy book. Founding Brothers? The Russell? It won the Pulitzer Prize in 2000. It's a short book. I thought there was a story of the Sugarhill Gang.

The Founding Brothers? Is it a short book, is that the only books they allow you to get out of the? About the Founding Fathers. Oh, okay. Black Lou, I didn't see if you laughed or not. The Founding Brothers, is that the autobiography of the Sugarhill Gang? The Founding Brothers, thank you. Thank you laughed or not the founding brothers. Is that the autobiography of the sugar hill gang the founding brothers? Thank you

The founding brothers This is public domain is a hundred years old. Oh, yeah, boo-doo Tell mo tell cut it off Lou. I'm not getting jammed What Isn't the super fun thing about series that we can play whatever we want, whenever we want? Do you not listen in meetings? Are you outside during coverage?

They told me they will have my ass so fucking wrapped up in court over us playing songs for over 30 seconds that we will be fucked out the ass. First of all... We might as well give our contracts back. Jacob instincts were right on the money. Jacob came in one day and he goes, I hate when you guys sing and have fun together. And I didn't like that.

And then I played Freebird all the way through and Sirius came in here and they started crawling. They opened my cheeks and they started putting their heads up there. And they were like, we're always supposed to play 30 seconds of songs. I felt bad because when he was doing that, I actually turned away.

Bobby turned away like the fucking Blair witch victims He just stood in the corner and waited for his turn to get some and you know what it never came never came I just went on my phone. I was texting Don going don't it's happening. Oh, no actually Bobby dude We were outside with Jim and Bobby goes he goes Yeah, and again he goes I'm worried about you guys falling in the traps of watching a video and not describing it enough, or talking about just sitting there watching a video.

And Bobby goes, yeah, he goes, we gotta work on that. He goes, but we always say, oh, that thing, if we're doing it, it's funny, we have the gym voice, saying, guys, you're watching a video. He goes, how about just don't do it ever? And Bobby just turned away and looked in a corner. He shut Bobby down right away, and then he tickled my shitter a few more times, and then he goes, just so you know,

I can crawl up there, but I'm not gonna. And he let me know, though. He let me know that he's in charge. It's like, Jim, you've been saying this for nine years. I don't understand how radio works, sir. Hey, hey, Jim, Jim, when are you gonna get the hint? Jim, I don't know how radio works. Stop expecting me to.

We know how F-U-N works. I had fun writing this room, and I hope you're enjoying. Yeah, buddy, I can't help my son with his homework, but I can sure have fun with my friend Jay. That's it, that's all I know. Hi. Great radio hosting, Bobby. Keep it up. Nice. That was good.

Thanks. Jacob? That was one I didn't know you had. I never use it. I don't remember coming up with, hey, let's give pep talks to Bob. What? Fucking Christine's giggle, man. Just to bring it full circle, so like Harry Potter I can crank out 100, 200 pages in a

city. But they're written for children. Exactly. Don't call cranking out when you're talking about children's books, please. I can crank out a couple of Harry Potter before I go to bed. Again, I would say teenager to young adult. Yeah, okay. You can crank out more to the earlier ones

than the later ones though, right? The later ones you have a hard time cranking out to. Yeah, they're all starting to get underarm hair, bushes and shit. Yeah, their voices dropping. They're starting to explore their sexuality instead of you bringing it to them. You don't like Hermione when she gets boobs?

Yeah, boo, get out of here. Get out of here with those noobs. She's in that shitty attitude now. Yeah, when they all have the same chest, that's when you could crank it out. Yeah, I like when you were a young, impressionable ginger who did whatever I said, didn't ask questions.

You don't like when he turned into a real ugly ginger. What is she, is she a hot adult? Did she become a hot adult? Yeah she did. Emma Watson? Yeah she was hot. She became really cute. Woman, very pretty woman. Just like that girl. She in stuff anymore? No.

She kind of stopped acting for the last five years. She's done. She made a lot of money. Yeah she's alright man. Yeah she's alright man. She's doing art. I think she has a vodka company now. She's strong face Sucker cocks Wow, what the hell man? Is that Scott Disick that's her brother or her boyfriend that's gonna go come on dude. She's oh wow Yeah, she's hot. She's got a it looks like a really smooth tight pussy. I know it's a weird thing to say from a bikini picture,

but Christine, do you get what I'm saying when I look at that? Yeah, I mean it is like all box. I'll tell you what she's got. It's all box, right? Like there's no puff. The picture's just like. There's no puff.

I mean, her pussy is a slit in the middle of her legs. Yeah, it doesn't look like an English box. It looks like an American box. It looks like a real nice tight American box. Not some beef or fucking stew, swillin', lippy. Some beer, warm beer drinkin' English box. Yeah, just some Guinness flappin' fuckin' clam shell. Can you go to that one?

Right there, yeah, click on that one. She's pretty. I mean, you look pretty. I mean, look at you, Bobby. I do, and I like that in porn, too. I like when porn, they look at each other. Point of view porn? No, when they look at each other and they porn they look at each point of view porn and they know when they love each other and they make out I hate point of view porn oh I love it no no not point of view you're talking

about something different I like point of view porn but like loving sex I do there's a girl I fall a woman I follow that she talks to you here's a scenario the husband goes up into the there's a party downstairs the husband goes upstairs to the bedroom to grab something she sneaks in hey What are you doing up here? And he's like I said a grant and then all of a sudden she goes on top of him and just starts talking I know I'm not supposed to do this. I know everybody's downstairs and your wife's downstairs, but I've been wanting to do this for a while She just takes her breath down. She goes is this bad. I know I know I shouldn't do this But I just have to just take it out. I have to take it out

I know everybody's downstairs, but we do it quick And she's talking right to you pause it for one second. Yes, sure. Is that public domain? Yeah, okay. All right, ten seconds left. I'm leaving money on the table here apologies apologies I'm out. I can't go back Yeah, I was getting too turned on. I was turning myself on. Same situation, what I like in pornography is in the same beginning scenario, husband goes upstairs

and then everybody at the party turns into a raging sexual animal and then they just take this lady in and 18 guys have sex with her ass. She loves it. But they have sex with her ass and her pussy and they they toss her around and then one guy fucks her and then Walks off and then another guy just comes over and just stuffs it back in also. Hmm. So

No one's gotta be looking at each other. Yeah, it's different. I mean different strokes with different folks Jay's about love and I'm about passion I'm not really, I'm not really. Jay's about love. Jay's about love and I'm about passion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see the thing, or terminate our timelines, but I saw a news thing today that was like, what was it, not Cassie, a male prostitute said

that Diddy had Cassie say, ask him to piss on her face and on her mouth, and she did, and he forced her to do it. Did he was forcing her to do it? Damn, did he was in this, again, these are like... What was that again? Can you force somebody to pee on somebody though? Can you force somebody to ask somebody to pee on him? But if Jay said to you,

Christina, I want you to pee all over Justin right now in the pool, would you? Justin? Well, pee all over him, or I'll beat the shit out of you. I want you to pee all over him. That's beat the shit out of you. I'm sorry. I want you to pee up. That's what he's saying. Yeah, I guess that's it.

There's the situation. Well, if he said, pee all over Josh, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you? Do you think the concern is the difference? Let me ask you a question though. What if you had to pee? Yeah, you're going to. If you were like, I have to pee, and he was just blocking you. Bobby, it sounds like you're boiling this down until he gets to you and goes, all right,

fine, I'll let you pee on me. Like, you guys expel all the other friends first, you go, oh, I guess it's just me then. I guess I'll do it. I'll pee on you. I don't want you pissed on me. I don't want Ozempic piss on me. I got, no one takes Ozempic here, Bobby.

Sorry. Mm-mm. Malingo. Malingo. Malingo piss. I don't think either of those things are a thing. Malingo piss. Ozempic or Malingo piss. I don't think it of those things are a thing. Malingo piss. Mozambique or malingo piss. I don't think it's a thing.

Jacob, I'm sorry, what were you saying? Finish your wrap it up, because we're right there. Something about a girl peeing on P. Diddy? Something about you cranking it out to these books. Why are you telling me about how vanilla I am compared to even you? I like when they make out.

Why, because you want to pee on Emma Watson? What's going on? No, like the thing, I'll tell you one thing I watched. It's the most vanilla thing. It's episode one of Supergirl. She tries on the, her. You're re-watching Supergirl. No, I'm not.

You just remember it. No, YouTube sent me it, like they know me. Oh, you haven't seen this since it came out. Here's Supergirl on some prep. Dude, it's a five second loop. Like one of those quick videos. Sure, Boomerang. I don't know what that, yeah.

And it's just her in not the costume she ends up wearing, just like a bra and panties Supergirl. Okay. Right? And so I just, I think I watched it for 10 minutes straight. But you had the photos of her getting rammed up to cheese. No, I just I do remember those those are those are can I just say something those are in the mix whether you know it or not

Her trying on the first costume, where is it? I want to see it you do want to see I do J I think will say okay, that's's pot. Oh the girl was hot for sure. She was very much. I guess fucked in black and white pictures particular costume Sure, I love on YouTube. I love the black and white pictures. I was so sexy. I know he introduced me to them Yeah, I'll never forget where I was into her vagina nice wiener. It's her getting actually fucked such Beautiful pictures of her getting actually fucked, Such beautiful pictures of her getting actually fucked. Like Annie Leibowitz took it. Yeah. But somebody took those.

For sure. A third person is in the room. Right? They have to be, but I believe, unless I'm not remembering right, his wiener is in her. Yeah. Could he have long arms? Oh, like a selfie shot?

No. I think you see both of his arms are in it, I believe. No, it's a long shot. Does any of them have a little remote control on their hands? Ooh, that's a good question, Bobby. I do think the answer is no. Now, why would you take a photo of you

getting reamed like that? Is that for you guys to look at? Maybe. Or is it art? It's the bourgeois photo shoot of couples. We keep looking up to see if Christine's down to yet. I just wanna see it again. While she's looking, I'll wrap this up.

I had to find her name first. It's Melissa. Melissa Benoist. Supergirl naked dick in her. No, no, no, that's. Supergirl getting fucked. Oh, and then also bra and panties. Yeah, yeah.

Super bra and panties on YouTube. Yeah, or or super girl trying on costume or super girl getting fucked most of the noises cock Mmm pussy black and white sex is it designing the dress This right here. Is this it? Oh That was it yeah, this is it Is this it? Is this it? Oh. Is this it, Jacob?

That was it. This is it? Yeah. In her fucking little gymnast outfit? Did you call this bra and panties? I don't know what to call it. It's a fucking. Short shorts and a fucking top.

It's a long sleeve top. Yeah, it's like a. Yes, and I said. Aerobic instructor. For me this is like porn. That's crazy. That's so hot to me. Child porn.

You don't think she's hot there. She looks like a child gymnast. You're out of your mind. She's very hot. Inarguably she's very hot there. Also looks like a very flat pussy. Bobby and Jay. she's hot there. Absolutely. She's very hot. She looks like a child gymnast. You're out of your mind. She's very hot. Inarguably, she's very hot there. Also looks like a very flat pussy. Bobby and Jay. Jacob's getting offended.

Bobby and Jay, how do you think she looks? Young and hot. She's hot and smoking nice little bellies. She's cute, adorable. Can you bring up the black and white of her with a penis? Yeah, the black and white photos were getting fucked up. But why would you whack off to this? I didn't say anything to that.

You didn't say, but you did. No. You just watched it for 10 minutes. That's more crazy. If you didn't whack off to this? I didn't say anything to that. You didn't say, but you did. No. You just watched it for 10 minutes? That's more crazy. If you didn't whack off in those 10 minutes and just stared at a thing looping, it's crazy. I didn't whack off, then. How long after?

I spanked back there for 10 minutes. How long after? I don't remember. Because you're a two-hander. You're a two-hand guy. You like to pin the base down and really work the top. So, Jacob, I'm not an angry woman. She's in gym clothes.

This is not, this isn't even like a bra and panties. I didn't know what to call it, I said her costume. Yeah, stick up for yourself, Jacob. Sorry, I don't know the women, garment, whatever. I don't know the fucking terms. It's a shirt and shorts. But if you tell us, there's no reason to get this angry, but you did promise me and Bobby bra and panties,

is what you said. You got me and Jay, can I say something? Christine's just defending, you got us all worked up for bra and panties is what you said. You got me and Jay. That's underwear. Can I say something? Christine's just defending. You got us all worked up for bra and panties and you gave us short shorts and a rubber cord. This isn't even underwear. Yukon's underwear is not underwear. The Knicks dancers would wear this as a full costume.

That's hot to me. It is hot. Okay, then that's what I said. That's what's hot to me. You're very upset for no reason. We all agree it's hot. Because your girlfriend's attacking me because I didn't get the right terminology. We're all attacking you for for no reason. We all agree it's hot. Because your girlfriend's attacking me because I didn't get the right terminology.

We're all attacking you for that exact reason. We're attacking you because. Can I just make a suggestion? Can you bring up the black and white with the penis in there? I'm trying to find a tune. So we can wipe our palates. What do I say?

Fapping? Fapping. Just to wipe our palates. Let's all wipe our palates. I don't approve, but I'll look. Of course you don't. I don't approve because it was stolen from me. No, these.

Yeah, that's it right there. Oh, this one. Yeah. Did somebody color them? Ooh, what the hell? This is what I hate about going to these sites. You've got to watch five seconds of just terrible stuff. Somebody colored those.

Now, Jacob, this is more spankable for sure. It's not my thing. It's not your thing? It's not your thing? It's not your thing? That's everybody's thing, Jacob. All right. Look at that. Oh my Christ.

Zoom. Can you zoom in? Supergirl. Yeah. You know what? Very modest house. By the way, weirdly enough, it says Annie Leibowitz in the back. Do you see that?

Christine, go to the back corner. There's a thing that says Annie Leibowitz right there in the back corner. That's so funny. Very strange. There's the things as Annie Lebowitz right there in the back. Oh, that's so funny very strange That's not right I'm also impressed with her bed. Maybe this is pre supergirl,. But Jacob, yeah, I don't, you're getting defensive over something, it's just, it's a weird thing to call bra and panties.

I think that's maybe a boutique hotel. That's why the other stuff's in the background. It could be a boutique hotel. I think it's boutique hotel, but I do, his leg with the hair that goes all the way up to the top. Benoist. Jesus Christ. Look at that one, go to that one with the, no, no, no, no, no, no.

She should just do a porn movie. She's already done it. Yeah, now this is the one. We're looking at a photo of Supergirl. Not a Supergirl, but she's, I believe, doggy position. Whoa, hang on. And they, look at his head. You don't know she's not Supergirl right here.

His dick would be ripped off. You don't know, maybe he's super. Let me ask you a question. Look at his honey. You don't know she's not super grow right here His dick would be ripped off. You don't know maybe he's super. Let me ask you question. Look at his arm They did color it. It is color his arm is black. We know yeah. Yeah, they're black and white pictures Yeah, I know also his dick is gray. You see that? Yeah, it's great in his hand. His arm is gray We're looking up. She's in doggy position. She's really cute. I Can't even see her face. I just know that she uh she loves it every angle gorgeous. Yeah scroll down So little tiny god Jacob with some simple kryptonite you can make her your slave

What there you go there's soft core So you like the little gymnast outfit better? Jacob Jacob gonna take a long lunch break today Hey Jacob, I mean maybe you need to look at porn more often and stop getting turned on by the gym Yeah, dude, that's stupid. That's crazy to waste your time with that. Look at that, look at her boobs. It's not a waste of time.

Look at her breasts. You're spending 10 minutes looking at a girl in workout clothes where you could just smack off to her pussy getting blasted apart like that. Why didn't, YouTube sent it to me. What am I gonna say, no, I don't want this? They know me better than I know myself. I mean, the choices you have.

Yeah, I get it. Oh, there's black and white shots. I wonder if somebody was taking those pictures or if it was probably like a timer or a clicker thing maybe. Well, good timing. I honestly felt bad because it was hacked. That was not hacked. Those were sold.

No. They were sold. I bet you got $100,000 for those photos. No. She probably got $10 for those photos. No, I think. The I bet you got a hundred thousand dollars for those photos Ten dollars for those I think Yeah, yeah, it's pretty great really fucking shitty It's super duper shitty, but the world the world adjusted right around it. Yeah, nobody really cares and the girls don't get like she does Yeah, nobody really cares and girls don't get like, uh, villainized. Who?

Her? But she cares, yeah. Girls don't really get villainized for it. Ah, let me tell you something. They care, uh, she's gonna care to, listen, maybe it's destroyed her life. I said I didn't feel that way, I didn't overthink that about Pamela Anderson, but she was pretty wrecked by that whole situation. But did it happen, what was the timeline when this came out?

I think she was on the show. This? Yeah. That show, I think she was on the show. That show was currently happening, but they wouldn't get rid of it because of that. She wouldn't be canceled because of that. It probably got her more fans watching the show. Agreed. 100%.

And if you were on a TV show and it wasn't doing good, and you put out a video of you and Christine going at it in your pool, that would make more people go at it. The Leslie Jones fappening is life ruining. Yes. That was life ruining. That's actually dinner ruining.

Those are the worst pictures I've ever seen in my entire life. I can't have certain foods anymore because of that. I mean. Hummus. She looks awful. She looks crazy. Wow. What? What are you wowing? Look at the picture. She looks crazy. Wow. What?

What are you wowing? Look at the picture. You caption it. You caption it. She's so dark her fucking teeth look jaundice. Oh my fucking Christ. That's not her. Oh God. Yes it is it is Wow. Let me find if it was Lenny That's Lenny's dick look, I'm just getting butt fucked. Let me see. I know it's in the butt. Oh The white guy. No, it's not. Here's what I do appreciate. She's opening the bar That looks like a what is that? Her cooch is more tucked away than I thought it would be I do appreciate she's opening the, ah, that looks like a, what is that? I'd say her cooch is more tucked away

than I thought it would be. It's a crash, isn't it? Let's scroll up, what is that? Is that the cooch? Yes. That's not her sleeping? Yeah. I bet now you think the athletic shot is nice.

The what? I bet now you think the athletic super girl poses nice. I'd rather look at my mother naked than see that again. I'd rather you all see my mother naked again. I'd rather see at my mother naked than see that again. I'd rather you all see my mother naked again. I'd rather see my mother scissoring your mother naked. Scissor like SZA scissing? Wow.

Scissor, wow, fuck. That is. I forgot how jarringly terrible that is. Yeah, Jesus. To bring this all back. Yes. Yeah. Now the book I'm reading, I cannot get past a page.

I'm having to look, one sentence had three words I had to look up the definition. The adult book. The founding brothers. The adult book. The story that you're looking at. It makes me feel really dumb. And then I have to not only look them up individually, then I have to rethink, oh, how do they mean it now in this sentence?

And by that time, my brain is scrambled angst. Maybe this book is just a little beyond. No, it shouldn't be. Why? It's not that bad. You're going from wands and wizards to the war of... The founding fathers.

Yeah, that's like a whole different thing. Well, I know that. You're going from fun... It's not's like a whole different thing. But I know going from fun. It's not the last book from teenage wizard angst to fucking the founding father. What words do you understand of founding brothers? I can only remember one word right now. She isn't it. Perfidy.

Perfect. You don't know what perfidy is. No. Wow. Wow. Wow. You don't know. I had to look it up. And that's one of three in a sentence, I think. You don't know what it means. You don't No. Wow. Wow. You don't know what perf- I had to look it up, and that's one of three in a sentence, I think. You don't know what it means? You don't know what perfidy is? I can't, that's the thing, Jay.

I completely forgot the definition after I looked it up. I don't, I didn't retain it, which makes me feel worse. Perfidy? Perfidy, Bobby. Bobby, it's ugly. Am I even getting the word right? Can you even fake it better than what you're doing? I mean, you're staring down and typing.

I got a ring notification. If the boss was in here, he'd be halfway up your ass for going on your phone. I was a ring notification, and he would know I'm on my phone if you didn't rat me out, you rat. I rat everybody now. You are?

You think I'm gonna get jammed myself? You think I'm gonna be the only one sitting here with my asshole jammed? Jay's a little rat now. I work for the company hard. Do you not know what it means? Yeah, of course I do. P-E-R-F-I-D-Y.

Sure, dude. It's not like the biggest word. Give it to me again. You've heard it before. Spell it again. P-E-R-F-I-D-Y. I wanna say something to do. I'm looking root word perforation, breaking through.

It's deceitfulness, man. It means deceitfulness. I wanna jade this. Why don't you let me try to break it It means deceitfulness. I wanted Jadis. Why didn't you let me try to break it down? I'm sorry. I just know the word. You looked it up. I didn't look it up.

It looked it. Don't be a rat. I was doing Max's words last night and it was one of his words. Perfidy. Perfidy was one of his words. Yes. All Max right now, see if he knows what perfidy means. Why are you doing Max's homework for him?

I'm not telling him how he did it for me. I didn't know it. You said he had to call Dawn in, a third party. Hey, whatever, dude. Who cares? For grade school words. Dude, it's not grade. Don't turn on me, because I know what perfuny it means. You don't even know how to say it again the second time. Don't become per... Don't be perfuny.

You're just putting your phone in your bag. Don't be perfuny. You're... You'd be real perfuny. I used it in a sentence. You're gonna put your phone in your bag. Why? Because you cheat. I don't have a bag. You're a cheater. I don't in the sentence. You're gonna put your phone in your bag. Why?

Because you cheat. I don't have a bag. You're a cheater. I don't have a bag. You carry nothing but bags. I lost my bag last night at Dojo. You have bags for your bags? I am up.

Dude, I'm going bag nuts. I bought another bag. Why? I can't stop. But for what? What's wrong, Christine? You should be on my side. You have enough bags.

You have a lot of bags too. You have to transfer. You have to transfer shit constantly. How dare you fucking, how dare you bag shame me? You got have enough bags. You have a lot of bags too. You have to transfer. You have to transfer shit constantly. How dare you fucking, how dare you bag shame me. You got me into bags, you bag slut. You came in here with the bags. You're a bag slut. I didn't do that to you.

You got me into bags, you slutty whore bag. Bag slut. A bag slut. Listen, I'm trying, if there's anybody company out there that does bags. You need some more. I want, no. I want to make my own travel backpack slash bag. I want to make a bag.

The Bobby? I know the perfect bag. I know it. I know what it is. You don't want to say it out loud though. I can't. Of course. But I know what it should have and I know how I want it to be and I've tried I

Tried to sure take me here a little bit go on. I think it should be Actually, it should be multifunctional. I think it should be more than one bag I think you should be able to get somewhere and say you're going out and you want a smaller bag, right? Maybe a sling it should detach off of the other bag. Maybe you want a backpack. Maybe you need a little more room when you're going out. Maybe you're going out all day and you should be able to put backpack sleeves on. And then maybe you should be able to attach it to where it can go on your back or it can have wheels. It should have some type of charging thing in it. It should be a multifunctional bag.

And I know it should be able to be held on your back, it should be able to wheel, it should be able to do a lot of things. And I think I wanna try to design a seat. In the bag. Inside the bag? A thing that flops out, you can hit, push, whatever, and it comes out and you can sit down.

If say, you're at the airport and you're just chilling for a second, you wanna sit down and take a break, there's no chairs, you can use your bag. I have a design. Your bag's gonna become a whole chair. It's not gonna become a whole chair, it's gonna become a seat, different between a chair. A chair has a seat, just a seat.

And a lot, you know, you don't really need, you know, the new trains, they have little No, I don't. I forgot that you're a... The new trains? What? Are you traveling by steamer now? I forgot that you don't travel by train yet.

What trains are you traveling on? Yet? Buddy, the trains in New York City, I use them all the time. Oh, subways. Train. Got you. Yeah. And I used the train to come,

I used the train last week to come into New York. I got right down the street, I walked, got on the train, came, don't. You love train travel. I'm with you. I'm not autistic. No, not at all. I don't like your tone with trains.

You love trains, that's the big deal. Why are you saying it like that? You have train tone. Because you like trains, they calm you. I don't, that's not what I'm saying. Yeah. I, I I you get to control your little universe when you have your little trains. You're the conductor Buddy you you're in charge. I'm telling you right now dude. You're you're being perfidy You're being perfidy turn your phone down. No, what's fine, I'll turn it down. You wanna be perfidy? Deceitful? Your phone's the third mic of the show.

You never turn your fucking ringers off. My ringers are off, dude. My phone's off, I can't use my phone. I'll bet, ah, sorry. I'm gonna have to make a side bet for this. So anyway. As you would know, I should be like, I'll bet someone $20 that one of Bobby Sting's tones

go off during the show. On a two show day, for sure. But, okay, bet it. No, I'll bet someone $20 that one of Bobby Sting's tones go off during the show. On a two-show day, for sure. But you'll pay attention now. Well, but you know I fucking pay attention for like three seconds. That is true. I just go away. I could still completely take this bet

and you would not remember it moments later. It's four hours, dude. We got two shows today. And we're gonna break for lunch. Ooh, and lunch does make us retarded. Unless we get talked to again. Oh no. We're gonna get our lunch. Ooh. Lunch does make us retarded. Unless we get talked to again. Oh, no. We're gonna get our lunch ruined.

Oh, my god. By Jacob's instinct, buddy. I'm gonna eat in the rain so we don't have to get talked to. Jimmy, you want to talk to the guys who are eating in the rain? Do you have an umbrella? No. Where's Jay? He's out there just sopping wet.

Eating a wet Chick-fil-A wrap. You wanna talk to me? You come out here. I did everything you asked. I've done all of your bidding, sir. Leave me be. Oh my God, I'm crying. I got tears.

Yeah, I just think that I can design the perfect bag. Christine, look up multiple functional bag. Modular. Look up modular bag? Modular bag. I think that you should have, and I bought one, and I have this too, if somebody wants, I'll give it to one of you guys

if you want it. You already hate it. I've seen you bring it in. The white one. Nope, not that one. you guys if you want it. You already hate it. I've seen you bring it in. The white one. Nope, not that one. That's actually called PAK. That's a modular bag, but it's great, but it's a little too heavy.

What's it look like? Pack, PAK. But the one that I got was actually. What's it look like? Pack's the word. Yeah, look it up. I can't describe. It's a backpack, but it's actually like,

they call it a weekender backpack. So you could go away for like three or four days with it. Now, could I adventure with this? Yes. Yeah, that's the one I got. So it has zap. Yeah. Well, bags for your bags.

You don't like this, Bobby? I love this backpack. PAK is one of the best travel bags I can have. And everything on it is... Oh, is everything vacuum sealed? Is that the deal? No, that's the thing they didn't do with this, is they do have a new bag backpack

that has a, you put your clothes in it, and it comes a little vacuum, and it sucks the vacuum seal, which I do love. Because I do use travel cubes. I do use all those cubes. Because it does make it easier to put your clothes in something but I Have an idea for a bag. So here's the thing and this big this bag does come with a little sling bag

You know the the waist clicker the waist support you take that out and it's a sling bag, which is kind of cool But I you were fanny packs. I wear fanny packs. You shouldn't why No, I wear fanny packs? I wear fanny packs. You shouldn't. Why? No. I wear fanny packs. It's an acceptance of age and not cool. No, I wear a fanny pack as a sling, not a fanny. Right, you never wear it as a fanny pack. I have. Oh, don't.

Well, I wanna be honest with you, I don't wanna lie to you. Yeah, don't. I don't wanna be profite. But don't do it again at all. All right, I just don't wanna be profite with you. Don't be profite then. I'm trying not to be, and then when I am honest with you, you make me wanna be profite. No, I like that you're beingidy with you. Don't be perfidy then. I'm trying not to be. And then when I am honest with you, you make me want to be perfidy.

No, I like that you're being honest with me. But I'm saying don't. I don't mind it, but here's why I wouldn't wear it. You're the world minds. I know, but I'm too fat still to wear it because my stomach hangs over it. If you had a tight ab stomach, a fanny pack looks gay and dumb as shit.

I beg to differ, sir. Do you? If I had a short. Show me any picture of someone, a fanny pack looks gay and dumb as shit. I beg to differ, sir. Do you? Show me any picture of someone rocking a fanny pack where you're like, that actually looks cool. Bring up the rock. You said the word. Absolutely. The rock with a fanny pack. Tim Butterly, yesterday.

Tim Butterly had one on yesterday. Nope, it's not cool. Tim's not trying to look cool. I thought I looked great on him. And it was all these weird colors that he loves. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he looks totally cool, this guy. Oh, look at the rock with the fanny pack on. You're right, that looks super cool.

His belt's also very cool, and his tucked-in turtleneck with a chain over the turtleneck also. Yeah, pretty cool, right? He's murdering it. This guy would've kicked ass at pulsations on Bethlehem, on Bethlehem PA. He would've killed Revere at the palace on a Thursday night.

Yeah, oh yeah Bobby, you're right. Mimic this. Yeah. Bobby, I think you should start tucking in your shirts. Okay. I say get a couple turtlenecks. A couple turtlenecks. A couple turtlenecks.

You're gonna have to get yourself a herringbone chain, it appears. That's great. And. I think I might have one. And you've already got the watch game going. Don't forget the bracelet that matches the necklace. Bracelet from the necklace, And also, if you could,

and I want you to think hard about this, I'm thinking a metal tipped belt. The end of the belt maybe has a metal tip. Like cowboy-ish. Little cowboy-ish. And if you really want to go for it, if you're feeling crazy behind that fanny pack, maybe you take the belt for a little trip

underneath the front of the belt, up, over, and down. Tuck it down like a belt knot. Maybe a little belt knot. Like, hey, look down here. That's where the action's up, over, and down. Tuck it down like a knot, like a belt knot. Maybe a little belt knot. Like, hey, look down here. That's where the action's at. That's absolutely right.

All arrows point towards your fat dick, living behind this gay-ass fanny pack full of, I guess, a colostomy bag? What's in there? What do you keep in there? I would always guess the colostomy bag. I don't really like a... all joking aside, not to be profinity, but I like. If you just keep saying it,

well eventually it's gonna be used right. Yes, I like the sling bags the best. I'm a big sling bag guy. I love a sling bag. Sure. And I just bought a sling bag that is multifunctional. It has a bunch of different things. I just bought a sling bag that is multifunctional. It has a bunch of different things. So it becomes, it's a sling bag that becomes a duffel bag

that actually you can click on a thing to put your laptop in, and then on the back of that, it has backpack straps that you can get onto it too. So it can become three different bags. Where do you need all these different functionalities? That's what I mean. Well there's a whole- I bring, every time I, for a while,

I had a Herschel backpack in my suitcase. Then I had something else I would bring, oh, a different kind of backpack. Yeah, but you check. And a suitcase. You're a checker and you have a... Excuse me? You're a checker.

Checker. Checker. Whoa. Checker. Checker. Checker. You check your bags. Yeah, but just watch it.

Just... You're a checker. Okay, hang on. Slow down. Slow down, bro. Oh, Black Lou's oh black losing picture what's up black Lou what's gonna check uh checker checker checker check I don't like this I feel like I'm gonna get an ass jam on this one I feel an ass jam coming Jim's gonna get an umbrella. Hey listen, I know you're eating out here on the wet.

Hey, I noticed you over here eating soaking wet, trying to avoid a conversation. I, you check your bag, dude. So you, I don't like checking bags at all. I like going in, going right through security, getting to the lounge, going to the plane, getting on the plane, getting off the plane, going right out to the car.

I don't wanna wait for the bag, I don't wanna check a bag, you smoke, you like to check the bag, go have a cigarette, I'ma get the fuck through it all, get on the plane, get the fuck off. And then futz around with a fucking four-tiered bag. Well, I have it, well no, I have it so it's I can go on I would like a bag that I go on the plane unclick underneath the seat and the

other one goes on top and I'm done like a transformer like I don't ever have anything I need to have under the seat in front of me you know what I just bought a transformer no and I'm gonna get in trouble for what is this a sling bag slash parachute slash umbrella you You remember the bag, Christine? Yes. The Louis? Is that the new bag you got? What are we staring at each other? The Pharrell?

Is that the new bag that you got? I think I'm gonna, I think I got it. You think you're gonna? You think you got it or you're gonna get it? You know. I'm gonna get it. You're gonna get it? You don't have it yet. I haven't got it yet and I haven't had it found. Wait a minute, I I'm gonna get it. You're gonna get it. I'm good I haven't got it yet, and I haven't had a fun

Because I will you are you what are you getting your phone for put your phone on? Text on your husband's a rat Let's call Don. Are you out of your mind? It's better if we bring it to her you are a rat I'm not gonna tell her behind your back. I'm saying let's call her and tell her. Do not tell her. She will murder me. She's gonna murder you if she finds out that you did it behind her back. No, if I get it and it shows up I'll be like look I had to do it. Would you rather have this bag or cheat? Cheat. Oh then just cheat. Okay. You could tell her and then if she ever catch you cheat you can go Oh, I didn't get this bag and then I bet that she will

Why don't we ask dawn would she rather you spend three thousand dollars on a bag? I'm guessing by the way, or would she read really? Would you rather spend that money on a bag? Yes, is it too much? You've got seven thousand bags I don't have that much stuff. I'm gonna give away a few of my bags. Giving them away is crazy. Do you want a bag? No! You've got plenty of bags!

Shut up! Just take a bag, you piece of shit! I don't need any more bags! Just take it. You got a new house, you can store it. That's it, she's gonna take up space. You want a bag? You're giving away that one?

No, I'm not giving away the pack. But I do have... do you want one? I have a garment bag. I have- You're giving away that one? But the pack, no I'm not giving away the pack. But I do have, do you want one? I don't want anything you wanna give away. I have a garment bag. I got a couple of reusable wah-wah bags they give you now. No I'm good. Out in Jersey they don't give you bags, you just buy reusables.

Jacob, I have an extra pack if you want it. Now can I say something though? I have a bag system that is a travel bag with wheels with a backpack that goes on it. With a lawn and leaf bag. Zips on it. In between it, and a body bag inside that. And then a Jimmy hat inside of that.

Look at that, dude, look at that. And then inside of that, the tiniest finger condoms. Look at that. I mean, a travel bag is what I'm looking for. What, this black woman, is that Leslie Jones? No, it's a guy, first of all. And it's not Leslie Jones. That's the bag you're gonna get?

How awesome is that? Yeah, sure. How awesome is it? It's nice. Isn't it? Yes. And here's the thing with this. They're not making, once this bag's gone, you can't get it.

You're gonna have to buy it in the gray market. And then it's gonna go up to whatever. What do you think Carl her daddy's talking about today? Just fucking masculine shit? No. Just talking about fucking pussy and working out. Wherever you're talking about, fucking bags. And deciding if underwear is underwear or workout clothes.

We're talking about, first of all, we're talking about Supergirl, we're talking about magic, we're talking about big words. And we're talking about traveling. And how to about big words. And we're talking about traveling and how to be a man and travel. So this is all tech shit. This is all manly shit. There's nothing tech about what we're talking about.

Dude, travel bag? Black Lou, black me up. You're talking about a Louis Vuitton bag that your wife's gonna beat you up for getting. When you travel, Lou, you need a certain bag. You need a tech bag to carry all your stuff. Text on right now. What? I can't use my phone. Would you rather me, let me see that thing again. Let me see that price. You need a certain bag. You need a tech bag to carry all your stuff. Text Dawn right now.

What? I can't use my phone. Would you rather me, let me see that thing again. Let me see that price. Just go to it. Okay, there we go. Here's what I want you to say. Would you rather have me spend this much,

you see what it is, on a bag or cheat a few times? Okay. She's gonna say both. Now what would she rather? That's not true. Dawn does not, hang on. Hello?

Hi Dawn, you're on the radio. Why? We need content. Listen baby, can I ask you a question? Okay. Do you know that black Louis Vuitton bag that I like a lot? The duffel thing? Yeah.

Yeah? Would you rather have me get that or cheat? Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? You gotta tell her how much it costs. We'll blanket in post. All right. It's, how much is it?

Five. It's $5. Or? Or would you rather have me cheat a couple times twice? Okay, wow you're not getting either, okay What are you Willy Wonka You get nothing sir, all right, yeah, I get nothing. All right. Give me a give me some snacks for tonight All right, all right, I love you now I am looking at those track pants

To those track pants are hot. How much how much are those? Let's get those. You get the pants, I'll get the bag. 2300. Wow. Come on, dude. Let me tell you something. Designer clothes is a whole different level. Buddy, these are $40 sweatpants I'm wearing.

Yeah, I know. Maybe. I don't care about clothes as much as I care about travel. Bags. I know you can only carry one at a time. I'm a bag freak, man. I'm a bag slut, like Christine. Christine's a bag slut.

You gotta turn your, you guys, well she's, you know, come on. She's a bag slut. You know that you're a bag freak man. I'm a bag slut like Christine. Christine's a bag slut. You gotta turn your, you gotta, she's, you know, come on. She's a bag slut. You know that you're a bag slut. Admit it. I'm not that much of a bag slut. There's a couple pieces that I collected over the years and a few gifts that I've received from my boyfriend. She has zero financial responsibility.

But there's, there's gifts that you want that he knows to get you because you're a bag slut. I've actually never shown Jay a bag. I cannot buy this bitch another bag. It's so stupid at this point. How many bags do you have? This is, this isn't good.

It's a lot, right? No, I don't think it's even that. I mean, it's like five? Well, I was gonna say bags altogether, probably a ton, but I mean there's probably bags near the coast, like 20 bucks. Yeah. I have those bags too.

I have those bags. Yeah. I like bags. Why? I don't know dude, why do you like fucking nose rings and fingernail polish? I know why, cause they always fit, we're all fatty. Cause I look fucking, cause I look dope.

That was pretty good. It's actually not a bad reason. It always fits. I don't look like a guy with fingernail polish, I'm fucking... Because I look dope. That's pretty good. That's actually not a bad reason. It always fits. I don't like a guy with fingernail polish telling me I'm going to look like an orange peel wearing a bag around my waist. You will. You will.

If I put a bag around my waist with these nails, I'd be a full-blown lady.