The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fun Soundtracks For Tragedies

Episode Date: November 29, 2024

Jay plays a game where he scores party songs to video of horrific tragedies to show the power of music. Conversation of Pedro from The Real World comes up and as it turns out, Bobby was dating during the AIDS crisis. Jay gets inspired to change his fashion to that of a drag queen. He plays video games like Candy Crush and shows Bob how it's done. Black Lou shows off his Oculus vest and Jay sees it as a lonely technology. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Who's the lead singer of this? What's his name, right? Iggy Pop. Iggy Pop. Yes. I always wanted his body I know even now. Yeah, I mean now. Nope. You would take it now. You're absolutely right. You know what? I'm backing out of that. I would take it right now His current right now body you would take right now. he's substantially older than you. Yes, 100% I would do but his body back that punk Punk rock. Yeah, so just skinny. He popped it rule. I mean, I don't know if I take it now, dude I'm gonna take that back watching. Hang on one second. I'm gonna that looks like

Fucking somebody's grandmother in Florida naked. Yeah, but you're watching motion shots. These are candidates. If you just saw a picture of him, it's all right. You know what? It's terrible. It's not good now, dude. I'm going to take it back. We're looking at his body now on the what is this?

The interweb? Yes, the interweb. The interweb. And it's disgusting. He looks like tan mom. Yeah, he does. He looks like tan mom now. God damn it.

But back in the day, I mean, his body was sick. I mean, he looks great in the suit here. Yeah, as long as you cover up those fucking saggy tan tits. Yeah, you gotta get rid of those flaps. Yeah. But I'll tell you what, he hung in there pretty good. Bring up the Lust for Life video.

He was already old by this point. How old? 50s? Lust for Life? In 2000, 1999. I'm wondering, do you have to use drugs to get that body? Probably. Yeah. And have bisexual sex.

Well, I got half of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In my brain. You haven't lived it just yet. I haven't lived it just yet. That's why. Yeah, see, he was still pretty old here, man. I fucking love him. What a fucking freak. Turn this up, too. Iggy Pop Royals.

Johnny Williams. Oh, his teeth are just dying. Diggering the gloves. Diggering the gloves. You know his breath sucks. He's going through a lot of strut days. Hey, man, where'd you get that lotion? Yeah. So cool. Ah, he's so fucking, his hair, everything is just great. That straight hair that, you know, most women have to go to an Asian woman and pay $400

to spend three hours in a chair to get that. Not him. Not him. He just had naturally ratty hair. No. Pinched straight ratty hair, the way we all wish. Oh God, do I wish I had that. And you gotta say this, you're right,

his body is goddamn atrocious, but he put a little facial hair on now, and I tell you what, still looks pretty cool. He's 77. 77. If you dress him up right, he looks pretty cool still. If you put him in a little John Varevedos. Yes.

Yeah, look at Christine's eyebrows go up because I tuck fashion. Yeah, he looks good. But here's the thing, guys like that will look good in anything. I mean, just those suspenders. I've always wanted those little thin. White Supremes suspenders?

Yeah. I hear you. The white Supremes look is an underrated look unfortunately It really straight through time by the way. I mean the Hitler army the Nazi army Hugo boss. Yes, beautiful beautiful outfits Yeah, and the bomber jacket White t-shirt suspenders pretty cool fucking look. I'm not a big fan of Combat boots with skinny jeans tucked in.

That's where they lose me, the bottom part. But the top part? That's where they get me. A nice blood red Doc Marten. That's where I check out. But everything else about it. I've always wanted those. See the really dark, I've always wanted those.

Jeans? No, I have jeans. The dark red Doc Marten. You can get those. Yeah, I know. But The dark red, dark mine, dark mine. You can get those. Yeah, I know. But I can't wear them with the bald head. I can't. No, I can't. Yeah. I'm a bomber jacket and your tiny suspenders. I like it. I like a thin suspenders, man.

Hang on. Show some respect, Bobby. Someone's talking. Uh huh. OK. Yes. If you translate, I'll tell you what, the guy makes a lot of sense. If you translate that, I'm pretty sure it doesn't make that much nonsense. Something about that was making me think the Jews are what's fucking me over right now. Life's going haywire because of the Jews.

Jacob? Anything you'd like to say, you son of a bitch? Yeah. Jay, you're Jewish. Oh yeah. Yeah, you are Jewish, I always forget that. You are so not Jewish looking. Look at it all of a bitch? Yeah. Jay, you're Jewish. Oh yeah.

Yeah, you are Jewish, I always forget that. You are so not Jewish looking. Look at it, all these useless cameras. That could have been five more Jews. These lights, these lights that we never use, it's two more Jews. What else, these computers that don't work? That's another Jew right there.

We could have got so many Jews with all this useless equipment. That TV's never on, Jew, that's another Jew right there. You could have got so many Jews with all this useless equipment that TV's never on Jew that's a Jew Anybody who's listening who hasn't watched Schindler's List just go watch the end of it. You'll get that joke The started looking at everything he owned and telling how many more Jews he could have purchased to keep from being killed It was a good movie was a great a great movie. Some would say a laugh out loud riot. Well, I don't know if I'd say that. Oh.

I would say. Joel Siegel says it was a two thumbs up wild thrill ride. As good as old school. Yeah, a tumultuous time shown in the most dramatic way with flickers of Benny Hill. Ha ha ha. I remember the girl with the red balloon. What a big deal that was, movie making. Yeah, well there was a move song

I don't remember this song no 99 Lanes you know you're putting a little bit of the cart before the horse here, buddy I like putting the car before the horse because you know what the horse needs to break sometimes Yeah, so much you pull the horse along. Yeah Yeah, 99 love balloons a song from the, I believe early 80s. But one of them was red. No, no, no.

They show her the red. Luft means red. It's the red jacket is what she wears. No, Luft means red. Even this part, just seeing it now gets to me. Yeah, because eventually what you do is you see that red thing like in a pile of bodies, right? Yeah.

Yeah. So that's what it was. I don't think Nenna's 99 Luftballoons was about this I think 99 Jews 99 Luftballoons Spielberg stole it from Luna but if they played that song over this it would actually could go with the video buddy I've played this game so many times. Soundtrack means everything. On Legion of Skanks years ago, we did the Watts riots where they were blowing black people down the street with fire hoses, which is crazy. It's fucking crazy what they were doing.

Put wipeout over that video, and now it looks like everyone's having a goddamn blast. Right, it looks like a fun summertime. Yeah, it looks like a fun summertime. Just do me, blast me. Yeah It's all soundtrack It's all sound you can put a fun soundtrack over the Holocaust for sure How about this? Can you put the part where they're all on the train and the women are like poking their fingers to get blood so they can make

Rosy cheeks so maybe the men will like them and they don't get killed if you put quad city DJs Come on ride the train during that part. You can't not get excited. I think I can't I think I can't I think I can Come on ride the train boobie and ride it. Can we please do that? Christine please train scene how Schindler's List? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah There's already a second one out. I know, I didn't see that yet. I watched, because it's hard to find. Because it's season five. I was looking for season six. There is no season six.

It's still season five, correct? It's season, end of season five. End of season five. So I was looking for season six, going, oh, god, but then I found it. Yeah, they're just finishing it. Yeah, it was great. So you saw what they did, what they said. But they're not totally sure on that. Did you find the train scene yet?

Right there train scene. Well, that's what I clicked on but I'm not sure Yeah, get to the train where they're all in the train. There they are terrified in a train Now why are they before they pull in? Well, they're gonna be going to gas chambers, but back it up a little bit Before they pull in well, they're gonna be going to gas chambers, but back it up a little bit Mm-hmm Let's get to where they're on the getting on the train. This is Schindler going to pick out his Jews. He's picking out furniture This one looks strong and healthy Two more Jews we could have got Christine fast for a little bit. Okay. Let's get them on the train. Is this really gonna kill a bunch of people?

Oh there it is. Look, a train of people going to gas chambers but... Some of them are giggling. Yeah of course because Quad City DJs just kicked in. Oh she's like this is my jam look at the one Oh, here comes the girl with the throat cut. Ah. Woo, woo. We're watching all these women on the train. They just found out they're going to die, but still, watch the DJs play. That was a little Nazi girl. Just let them know this isn't a fun train ride. And ride it. Come on, ride the train, you Jews.

Gotta ride it. I don't know if this is, they still look terrified. No, Bobby, because you're not dancing. Oh, sorry. And ride it. It does help with the dancing. It does. Oh, pulling it, pulling it now, Schwitz.

When I say ow, you say Schwitz. Ow. Schwitz. Ow. When I say ow, you say Schwitz. Al! Al! When I say Al, you say Schwitz. Al! Al! Cues. Oh, the Mark Norman 12 inch remix. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. I mean, they still look terrified. I think they needed to dance on the train.

Yes, because they haven't gotten to the part where they get off the train, and they're at the club. The wooden club? Yeah. Ah, when I say holla, you say cost. Holla. Cost. Holla.

Cost. When I say holla, you say cost. Holla. Cost. Now stop the music, holla, holla, cause. That stop the music, Lou? Right back to sad again. Yeah. Just like that.

The Holocaust is one of the most terrible things in our history. Terrible. They did have ramps though to get them off. It's not like they made them jump off from the- That's cool. You know what? No one does talk about the small things they did do. I mean, they could have just said get off and they would have jumped off.

That would have hurt. even if they had to eat Complete gruel always real silverware. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah Yeah, the wipeout thing was one of my favorite things ever Huh, can I see it I'm sorry I want to see it so bad you want to see those two things blended up together You want to see them? But my big J miss Big J mashup if you could please bring mashup? If you could please bring up White Bucs, if you could please bring up Watts riots, black people being blasted down the street with hoses.

If you wouldn't mind. Now this is- I have a DJ in my soul somewhere. This is the Watts riots was back in what year? It's the 50s I believe, 60s? 1965. 1965. 1965. And then there was the other riots,

the LA riots that was in... 93. 93. Could you do it? That was because OJ got off and Rodney King got beat up. Could you do something to the Rodney King getting beat up maybe? Oh, absolutely. What song would you pick for that, Jay?

Okay, let's think. Rodney King, it's a series of white cops taking aggressive beatings on a black guy. Well, you could do where Rodney pulls up in the truck and they rip him out of the truck and beat the shit out of him. Oh yeah. Reginald Danny, you mean?

Excuse me? Reginald Danny. Reginald Danny, yes. The white guy. The white guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, Ice Cube, one of the nastiest lines in rap ever that I love in Natural Born Killers,

the song Natural Born Killers, he goes, snatch him at his truck, hit him with a brick, and I'm dancing. That's with the thing. Remember they beat up Reginald Denny and then the guy started like dancing around him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, damn, Ice Cube.

Did they start dancing? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, they were dancing around him. He couldn't have been more of a hilariously long-haired trucker guy. what y'all do It is what this guy is white Yeah, I tell you what I could definitely think of a better song to go along with the Reginald Denny beating

And the Rodney King beating. Christine. I can't find the hoses I'm going through. Well can you just look up black people being blown in a sheet by hoses you don't put Watts riots. Maybe I had the wrong riot. I think she's afraid to type that into a Google search. Why? This belongs to Sirius XM, this equipment's not connected to anything. Just bang it and it'll erase itself. I mean yeah literally. I don't know if you, but we're a nudge of a monitor away from being off the satellite. Christina, also, can we get the picture of the girl in the red jacket off the screen? We know what happened to her. It's bumming everybody out.

You can't put music to this. It's a still picture. It was the, um... Birmingham. Birmingham. Right. I forget. Potato, patata. I forget some of my... Yeah, I get some of my black tragedies. What was the um... Birmingham. Birmingham. Right.

I forget. Potato, patata. I forget some of my... Yeah, I get some of my black tragedies confused. Now, this is... Now you can just watch it regular and you can see there's no argument here that this is absolutely fucked up what they're doing. It's terrible.

Yeah. You can put the actual volume on this, please. Commissioner of Public Safety Eugene Bul Bull Connor ordered police and firemen to attack the children with high pressure hoses, batons and police dogs We know! Images of the children being...

They're all inarguably horrible and it's like firefighters that are doing it They're treating people like fucking animals and they're provoking global outrage Dr. King was also jailed during those protests Oh, they're treating people like fucking animals. And they're shh....provoking global outrage. Dr. King was also jailed during those protests. That's crazy. Now, that said, we could all agree that's crazy.

That's terrible. That's not okay. I mean, the firemen are using firemen putting out a fire technique. There's several people holding it. Can I ask a question? Real quick, did the firefighters have to wear full firefighter gear for this? I don't understand why they had to wear the hat and the oxygen tank and the jacket. Well, they're on the clock.

You wouldn't get paid for it. Bobby makes a good point. There isn't an actual fire. Yeah. Not if you wouldn't get paid for it, though. And it's Birmingham hot. I mean, you could have just wore your hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure. Now, if you wouldn't mind, Lou? I mean, it does look like a fun time. It looks like it's. Oh my god, what a blast. Christine, give us some more hose work. I don I want to see dr. King bumming me out Whoo? Everyone's going I'm going back to the back of the line. I'm so going again. Oh Bring it down

Let's get a little whip behind the ear Fire hose challenge hashtag fire hose challenge You see the point really just as Bobby it's all really how you look at things It's not effective. It's all it's all the sound bed is what you're saying. It's the sound bed It's the background music was a black man. We could all agree that that was a horrific event that was happening there. Yes. Terrible.

But that did not look fun. You throw a little music behind it, it looked so fun. I'd jump in. I would jump in in a heartbeat. I'd go, me, me! I'd go, get out of here, you're not white. And I'd be like, that's racist. You're not black.

And then I'd stir up racism against white people for not letting us get in the hose. They wouldn't even hose me, I was the only white kid in the neighborhood. I couldn't even go in the hose. That't even hose me I was the only white kid in the neighborhood I couldn't even go in the hose that's how they treated me whoa I mean can I just say something to back then much better sign making oh yeah they had I mean that look at that sign equal opportunity that's very well written you had to take your time you had to take your time and go in there and really make your sign yeah you gotta make it now everything is computers you You can get stuff printed up. Yeah, it's on a fridge cardboard box Someone's selling a zillion of them. That's the same thing over and over again

I mean those signs were really good Jewish gaze for Palestine Which is my new group I'm starting now Bobby yes, I want you to know something I bought 8,000 t-shirts to say that involve varying sizes You weren't here when I started taking my new t-shirt ideas. I have a warehouse and every time I have a t-shirt idea I'm getting pure inventory I'm loading up on eight thousand shirts per idea and I'm gonna keep them and then I'll make my money back as we sell Them right people are saying drop shipping, but I think that's too fucking new school for me. I say have heavy inventory.

12,000 t-shirts. 12,000 t-shirts. And what is it going to say on it? I already forget. I think it was Queers for Palestine. No, Queer, Jewish Gays for Palestine. Jewish Gays for Palestine. Gay Jews for Palestine.

Gay Jews for Palestine. Thank you, Bobby. You just, I almost cost myself a million dollars. You just saved me there. You know what? You can get half a million dollars for things I make for gay Jews for Palestine. Thank you, Bobby. You just, I almost cost myself a million dollars. You just saved me there. You know what? You can get half a million dollars for things I make for gay Jews for Palestine. I don't want the money.

I'd take a pivin. I mean, say no, don't even say another word, dude. You got yourself a pivin. Thank you. You see how I like to arc it in? You do, it's nice. I send it out. You've gotten very Australian with your arc.

Oh, absolutely. Nice first pivin of the day. I like when the pivin, it's nice when you see the pivot like goes away from you and then it cuts back to you. It's very nice feeling. Ooh, ooh. It feels like it was meant to be my pivot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I let it go and it came to you. Yes. Damn, you got so much peanut butter in front of you. Yeah, TJ Miller sent us in a box of peanut butter, of his new peanut butter, and I actually really like the container it comes in. It's plastic. And he gave us cherry chocolate.

Peanut butter, which I'm very excited about. And then he gave us... This is a toffee crispy peanut butter. Did he send us spoons or did he spend this all over this table and shove it right up our asses? He did not send us spoons. But I did not check the box. Watching Jacob carry a box of

25 things of peanut butter in the room with all his strength He he can muster was very very fun seeing him struggling opening the door Well, I'm very muscular so that wasn't it wasn't that I am great shape But I work out I had all my my winter gear. Okay, okay. So it was awkward more than heavy. Understood. Yeah, carrying in the likes of an Eskimo. Drew that. Yeah.

Do you guys remember, what I was thinking about with peanut butter, remember the second real world? Was it the second one with Puck? Does anybody remember going back? Puck? I remember Puck. That was San Fran, right? Puck and Pedro who had AIDS and

The big argument over the peanut butter Christine bring out the peanut butter fight Pedro was super Spanish and he had AIDS yeah, and he brought it up a lot yeah, but you know that I have a you know I have a me and mess. You say wades. You know I have wades But you know that I have wades and you put your finger in my peanut butter and that's what they're no no no it's not spinning is it's the peanut butter incident don't do verse peanut butter you put your finger in my peanut butter that's one of my favorite impressions and I have wades and you put your finger my peanut butter Fucking puck Wow He was very I mean talk about dirty

I have a's and you put your finger my peanut butter You know dirty you have to be with the guy with AIDS to go, yo, you put your dirty skateboard finger in my peanut butter. In my peanut butter? I'm worried about getting your AIDS and having double AIDS. I think he ended up, did he die from AIDS eventually? He did die. He did.

From AIDS? He's dead. No, he died. Peanut butter? Botulism? Yeah, from Puck's dirty thumb. You know what, he didn't realize that Puck saved him that day because he didn't know he had a peanut allergy.

And then you know what? I finally ate peanut butter and it's what they mean. Oh wow, he died young. Huh? He died at 22. That was like- Must have been right after the show. That was like real AIDS.

That was like Tom Hanks AIDS, Philadelphia AIDS. Philadelphia AIDS, for sure. What age did he die? He died in 94 yeah that's before they had the cocktails before Magic Johnson fucking yeah everyone wrong man you get it look we can't lose him we have to give them the cure now we were gonna wait 10 years to get rid of more of them we can't have magic Johnson you can't have magic that guy fucked so many white. We can't have Magic Johnson die. We can't have Magic Johnson die. That guy fucked so many white women, we can't have the world thinking that you're dead for sure

if you get this. So this release, he... the season he was on ran June 30th to November 10th, 1994, and then he died on the 11th. Wow. He died right after... A day after the last episode aired. Wow.

Damn. That's pretty crazy. What was the ultimate thing? AIDS flare-up? I mean, a cold or... I don't know a whole lot about it Yes, splinter It splinter. I don't know Listen AIDS back then though. Oh, he's Cuban-american. So we brought AIDS here where you went Bobby Remember you went to the home of AIDS Cuba. It's not the home of AIDS is now actually Atlanta is the home of AIDS now No, it was you went to the home of was. You went to the home of AIDS.

It was not the home of AIDS. Yeah. Oh, can I get some cigars and AIDS while I'm here? Yes, human being. Bobby, bring me back some AIDS. I gotta say. Yes? Like, imagine you do know a guy as AIDS,

but back then you didn't know you're paranoid as hell. I would say you certainly get it from sharing peanut butter with fingers. Yeah, so I'm saying, like, if you're a guy, are you gonna just take a guy with AIDS peanut butter and stick your finger in it and eat it? No, I wouldn't even know back then. Yes, back then. You were scared to be in the same room. But this dude, he's saying, had no issues whatsoever. Just let me have your peanut butter. It was Puck.

It was P. It was puck He would have let Pedro fucking raw dog them for five dollars. The guy was a bum Yeah, puck didn't even use toilet paper to wipe there and he's alive. I'm sure yeah puck I think probably still alive. I think you guys see shit together eventually Adrian why do they say Adrian Don't become blood brothers even though he's super cool He's still alive you can get dinner together, but don't share a fork and you could kiss him on the forehead But not if he has a cut on his forehead streets of

Being a friend with Pedro 90s nobody knew anything Podcasts is shit together. Oh, no. He's growing. God He's growing garlic. I used Pedro's toothbrush then Philadelphia starts playing. You shared a toothbrush you probably got a spit in your spit now you got gum aids. Now you have to defeat gum aids. Personalities man, I mean this guy had no fear. What, Puck? I believe Pedro had no fear. He fucked somebody without a condom during AIDS.

That's fearless. Who did? Pedro. Yeah, Pedro was fearless. Yeah. But Puck ate his peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went out of his pocket.

I was afraid to fuck women when AIDS was around. Yeah. It was terrifying. Especially the women you were with with penises. I've never. And AIDS. I've said the guy with pink fingernails. I've never.

What? I've never. This is support for breast cancer. Nothing to do with AIDS. It has nothing to do with it. Breast cancer. What? How dare you?

I was. I celebrate with the NFL breast cancer awareness. I was terrified of AIDS when AIDS was around. It was. Yeah, me too. It was like, it was the same thing as COVID. COVID and AIDS was so similar. I stopped fucking guys altogether. You did? Cold turkey.

Even blowing them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Wait, you were actually, like, having... Gay sex. ...sex during AIDS. Jay, you lost your virginity in what, like, 93, 94? 97, 99?

94. It was still pretty... 2012? 2012. What's your virginity in what, like 93, 94? 97, 98, 99? 94. It was still pretty... 2012? 2014? Wait, which virginity? Yeah, I feel like, I don't know.

I have a date for each hole. I was banging. During AIDS? Yeah. I was banging. You were banging in the AIDS epidemic? I was banging... Bobby used to bang You were banging in the AIDS epidemic? I was banging. Bobby used to bang people who went to the AIDS clinic.

He's like, she's probably there for some paperwork. She's probably just there to get some literature about AIDS. Yeah, but I was banging. That's when I was into sobriety a lot, and I was going to those AA dances and banging chicks with three months. Yeah. God, how do you not have hepatitis?

I should have got something. Bunch of server chicks, like dogs. Hepatitis C blocked the AIDS. Peanut butter was the only cure. I told you, I went to a doctor because I had sex with a girl without a condom and I was afraid I had AIDS, just because of the girl. And he was like, do you share needles?

Do you share needles, drugs, heroin? I go, no, I'm sober. He goes, do you have sex without a you share needles, drugs, heroin? I go, no, I'm sober. He goes, do you have sex without a condom with women? I go, yes. He goes, do you have sex with men without a condom? I go, no, I'm not gay. He goes, no, you don't have it, you're fine. I go, what?

He goes, it's so hard to get AIDS in a vagina. You don't have it. As long as you don't have an anal sex with women without a condom. So how did Magic Johnson get it? You're not banging, just banging dudes. Come on. Bangin' dude, come on.

Is that why you think your son's a little twirly bird? My son is, my son is not gonna get AIDS. He's gonna have a baby, but he's gonna have a few kids, but he's not gonna get AIDS. No, you see Magic Johnson's son? Oh my God. His name should be AIDS. What's going on, a lot of Hollywood names AIDS

Fantasia He was really just flamboyant before now looks like he's transition. What's your thought those things like that? That's Jay and fucking six months Jay's gonna be wearing a dress like my man. Oh, that's actually Jay's outfit I've seen that outfit on you. We just need one more You own that fucking exact I did Conan on that Those are your your summer shorts Pretty sure it's the outfit I wore on Conan Somebody sent me a thing that you look like the Queen from Melrose. You're slowly becoming the queen from Melrose.

What's the queen from Melrose? Have you pulled up a queen from Melrose? But I want to say me, H. Johnson, and one other gigantic trans enter Hoop It Up this year in the men's Couch Potato League. Does Hoop It Up still come around ever? I think Hoop It Up's over. Only in LA. What?

Magic Johnson's son dressed like Cleopatra. What? But he's not the only one. There you go. Good for him. Oh, absolutely. There he is right there. That's Jay in around seven to eight months.

Oh yeah, wearing a mink sherpa. Listen to his voice too. So I'm like, who's Rolls Royce is this? I was in awe, you know what I mean? And then, it wind up being Michael Jackson live right next door to us. Oh my God. Cosmo.

The ghost of Pharah. Cosmo, introduce yourself. Tell us who you are. Because some people probably don't know who you are. So my name is Cosmo Lambino. Cosmo Lambino. Also known as the Queen of Melrose. Yes.

I've been on Melrose 35 years with clothing stores. It's all day long. Oh you know, you'd go in there Also known as the queen of Melrose. Yes, I've been on Melrose 35 years You know you'd go in there and buy fucking three thousand dollars worth of shit fucking challenge I'm gonna enter next year's Queen of Melrose pageant. I'm gonna take this bitch's title What doesn't he do? Melrose you've been to Melrose right in Melrose has a bunch of fucking weird clothing stores. He's an entrepreneur genius. What are you not understanding? Look at him.

Like all the clothes that the rock stars wear and all the people wear in LA, all that shit. Look at this. He does that shit. All right. Look at this. Look at this, that, that, them. That's your dream, he's wearing a Kikiko blanket. Ouch.

You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I can almost, I can. Rachel, can you make me a Rachel, He's doing that's your dream. He's wearing a kikiko blanket. Oh You're not wrong Rachel can you make me Rachel is it Rachel kikiko? Renee Renee Renee kikiko. Can you please make me a full kikiko? Wrap around Sherpa with a hood very big hood and something. I just pull over myself and just really just dominate my area wherever I'm at. I want to be a real problem at an airport if you know what I mean. Well why do all these people not working help me with my bags? Yes. I bet Josh has shopped it.

I bet Josh has shopped at the Queen of Melrose stores. I mean I bet Josh has done another thing at the Queen of Melrose stores. Let's see what store the Queen of Melrose, what kind of stores, because this thing, it would make me uncomfortable at any situation. What, that, this person? This person. I don't know, her family, or his family,

or whatever the, whatever the, Their family. Their family, sorry. I apologize for not using the correct pronouns. Good job. Their family. You're a retard, that's back now. Wow. I could say pronouns. Good job. Their family. You're a retard, that's back now. Wow. I could say that. That hurts.

Their family, I think is in the mob. I think she's. That's what this interview's about. Yeah, her family's in the mob. And they want nothing to do with it. They, no. No. Not now.

Anyway, I gotta go knock off a cigarette truck. That's about when I got involved in the loose on the size Yes, part of the love tons eyes soft white underbelly Cosmo, what's the name? Cosmo lambino What stores is Cosmo lambino open? It looks like these three. So we have Cosmo's Glam Squad. Please.

Cosmo and Donato. Take us to all of these. And Shoe Whore. Shoe Whore? Take me to all of them. Yes. Go to Shoe Whore first. This is our boutiques.

Thank you. I know you love Shoe Whore. Why can't I just see the boutiques themselves? That's what I'm trying to find This is a lot of merch. Oh, he sells a crown. Yes. Oh It's just about their partnership, I just want to see the clothes I can go in there and buy Do you have high heels for a man size 14? Yes going there and by. Do you have high heels for a man size 14? Yes! Oh. I bet they do have. Oh, get those ones going all the way up to the thigh.

No, wait, I don't want a muffin top on my thigh. Look at the sneakers right there. Those are right there. Oh my god, yes. Those are already ready to click into a fucking. Tell me you wouldn't get those black and red ones. No. Christine will tell you why.

Too. Why? Too much much puff I don't like puffs roller blades yes it looks like honestly you get to click those into a whatchamacallit how much of those red the American flag ones down the bottom left these yeah that's gonna be like what 500 600 bucks no I'm gonna say seven thousand dollars no 229 it's not bad. It's not bad at all dude get him you want them I do you go to page two please they did what's his name's cost him for his fight Deontay Wilder Yeah, which actually made him lose the fight because it weighed seven thousand pounds. It was seven dozen pounds. Okay now we're talking I do like a cargo

Combat boot I do like a boot with a cell phone attachment case on the side. That is hot. Christine, how about the one with the swizzly heel? Do you think they have that in the men's? This one? Yeah. Let's see what sizes they go up to.

Thank you. No. The 10s and 11s are all sold out. Oh, yeah, because they're for guys who dress like women. A 10, 11, and 11. What is that? it's a gold high heel with a what is it a lightning metallic heel gold shoe whore Bobby do you know anything about fashion? I do not I do not I'm wearing Pumas I think right now. So this is the storefront. I don't care about shoe whore They don't have anything I could wear get to the the other places. I wanna dress like a fucking fat,

Chinese, heavy metal fan. I know. You're close. You're right at the cusp. Yo, I wanna wear leather crop tops. Remember when Bobby first came to us, he was wearing like a leather mink? Like that look didn't stick for you at all.

What was it? A leather mink. Remember? Remember you were wearing like a fur coat when you first started this show you were flamboyant as fuck. No, no, no It wasn't a fur coat. Oh, I know you're talking about my little it's a teddy bear coat It's like a it's like Teddy. That's not flamboyant. Yeah, have little ears. No What I did have little ears I've never bought anything with ears. And didn't have a little nose and a little part around the nose? No, it's not have a hood with ears and nose, no. But like a little bear nose? No, it didn't have a bear nose.

You were just wearing a bear nose? No, I didn't have any bear nose. That's my nose. No, there was a bear nose. It was attached to the hood then. I had a, it was called a teddy bear coat. It was a little, it's a little warm winter jacket. Can we make a bet, can we make a bet that the loser has to wear one piece, three piece suits for the rest of the year next year? Every day you have to come in in a onesie suit. I know, I would love a onesie dude.

A zip up, he goes, man, Bobby wears a suit every day but that thing is disheveled. I would leave it in the studio and just put it on as I came in. Oh right there, no that's not my, I would definitely wear that coat. I have some Panther ears. I want some Panther ears on my hat.

When I did Alaska, we went to the fur shop up in Alaska, and I did try on a wolf jacket. It was fucking beautiful, like a real wolf coat with the hood on it that looked like a wolf. Yeah, I gotta get a, oh, it had the mouth? It had not the mouth. Okay. I think it did.

I had the ears. I think it had the mouth. You're a jungle boy. Buzz Bob, you have a full open mouth. I would get a fur coat. Fur coats are awesome. Oh yeah, I'm just spending all my money, so I wanna get a nice expensive fur coat.

You look good in a fur coat. Yeah. Get the one that you've had your eye on for years sure get that. What is it? Oh, I know you find the picture It's like blue. It's like a blue. Oh purple. He's so you're so gay. Yeah You're so gay it's good Yeah, I'm gonna have I'm gonna live a flamboyant year. Where'd Jacob go? Was it too gay for you in here? Jacob where'd you go? It's too gay. We're talking about fur. Yeah, I think fur is murder Did you go out there and throw red paint on a helpless woman?

Was causing no problems whatsoever? Do you have a fur coat Christine? Fake oh there it is Yeah, but fake isn't the same as real But I know you love animals, but now, when we were just killing animals to make fur coats, and there was none of them left, there was like three wolves left, but now they're back.

Like every animal's back. Wolves are back. They're back there, literally overpopulating a lot of places now. Whatever this dumb animal is, this thing's not. This is chinchilla, I think. Oh, chinchilla, that's great. I thought it was like, this thing's not. This is chinchilla, I think. Oh, chinchilla, that's great. I think it was like rabbit or something.

I think it is chinchilla. A rabbit chinchilla. That must be soft as hell. Rex rabbit chinchilla. That's a pretty coat, man. How much is that coat, 3,000? No. It was less than that.

I remember I called, and when I called the guy, who makes Wu-Tang's jackets by the way He said to come down get measured and everything and whatever the quote was it was somewhere around like 25 because it I'm gonna get there I'm gonna go there. I go to Anthony Aiden's for the glasses. I'm gonna do all these down the Lower East Side I want to take it into the audience. Yeah, I know time come on man. Man, you will go get lunch down the East Village when Yeah, I have no time. Come on, man. Me and you, we'll go get lunch down at the East Village. When?

Whenever you want. Let's go next week before. What day? There's no lunch day. Next week, I leave, I think I leave immediately after work here Tuesday to go on the road. You're not doing Thanksgiving? I'm doing it.

Christine, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? No, we're going to go to my sister's. We're going to his sister's. I'm performing in Philly all day. Oh, I already asked, yeah. So that's fine. So he doesn't have a show on Thursday. No show Thursday, but I have to go down Tuesday night

to do morning press. With Press Send It, Steve? Yeah. Love those guys. I think we're almost sold out most of the shows, but like... I love them too, but can't you keep up Friday? There's some tickets for...

I think only one's sold out. No, they're not going back in the studio. Oh, no. But they want to have me in, so I always like... If I'm in the air, I like to go do their out. No, they're not going back in the studio. Oh, no. But they want to have me in, so I always like, if I'm in the air, I like to go do their thing. They're awesome. Preston and Steve are so good. They're great. Such good radio, very fun, easy to do.

So, like, yep, I'm going to go and do that Wednesday morning. And then, so no, no, there's like, and then the week after, there'll be a thing. But the thing with we... This week, I come home. Next week, I come home because I'm doing, I'm filming Tires on Friday and then I have to come home that night, go Saturday, Sunday, Houston,

come home Monday and right here. You're doing Sunday Houston. Yeah, they didn't want to get rid of the weekend when I had to film the thing on Friday so they just shuffled shows to Sunday. I'm sure they'll be empty and it's gonna be a waste of everyone's time. Houston, you're huge. You did Skankfest in Houston.

We did do Skankfest. It's gonna be here, it'll be sold out. But it'll be funny, either way. But it's like, plus I need like the alone time on the weekends too. What do you mean? Just hotel, like things, just like a few days to like do nothing.

Just to be by yourself? Yeah, that one I think, well I might have John Card in there with me actually, I can see. Doing tummy time? Yeah, definitely lots of tummy time. You need some tummy time by yourself? That's how you decompress? Tummy time, yeah.

Smoke weed. Smoke weed. Tummy time. And. Look at nails. No, no, no. My nails are done on the weekends. Now, when you're on tummy time typing on your computer

things to look up, and you look down and you see your pink nails, does it... All I see is my thumbs, because what I do is... Oh, I forgot you can't type. No, no, no, it's not that. You can't type. I can't type, but it's not what the issue is. I know what I'm going to on the computer Just YouTube is up or whatever streaming service to watch something right?

What's in front of me is my phone on candy crush, so I see my delightfully pink nails black pussy pink And just see them working the buttons with thumb stuff candy crush untying knots Those things those kind of games untie knots. Yeah, I play an untie knocking. It's kind of games. Untying knots? Yeah, yeah, I play an untying knot game, it's great. What is untying knots? Oh, it's so good. I play the ball game. Where you shoot it at the bricks?

Yeah, you have to shoot the bricks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's always fun too. I can't, I'm so addicted to the balls. I'm a candy crush? I don't play candy crush. Untying knots. I never got into candy crush. Should I get into candy crush?

This knot thing might be fucking up my alley too, because I get any candy crush this not thing might be Fucking up my alley too because I like tying knots not things so fun. Why would come over here? Turn this microphone on Lou over here. God. I love you Bobby the knots. I love when you get alpha Yeah Twisted tangle is the one I do Twisted Tango is the one I do Now you see you come over here, I mean it is it I mean that it has all the All the colors you've had for your nails on the front screen. I have to update it a little bit So just toot no I

smell toot I don't fart in studio ever I Smell toot maybe I smell bad. No, no you smell fantastic. I can't believe this is the update. That stinks, this is so anticlimactic. So anticlimactic. And all the colors are very vibrant fingernail polish. Super. Is this where you get your inspiration

for your fingernails? No, Candy Crush would be more of that. Well this is. This looks more Candy Crush-y. This is pretty vibrant, I would say. Yeah, here we go, okay. Okay. Now, unt vibrant, I would say. Yeah, here we go. Okay. Okay. Now, untie knots.

So fun. You see, it just gives you what almost seems like an impossible twist-up of knots. Yeah. Hang on, I have to clean my prize. Daily reward. Okay, now, and then here we are. So this is a video game where you have to untie knots.

Oh, it's so great. Okay. It's so great. So satisfying, Bobby. Look at that. Ooh, and then when you get rid of the knot, it goes away. Ooh, can I try one?

Try to unhook, yeah, dude. Let me try one. Get something. Mm, ooh, I got the difficult part. By the way, you have to do three full boards in this little amount of time, so you're going crazy slow. You're blowing it.

Okay, I'm not blowing it. I'm not blowing it. It's crazy how much you're blowing it. I'm not blowing it. You're panicking me You just go in this can I go that way can you go underneath you can but you did I just did one Yeah, you got rid of one. I got rid of one I know you're trying to do right here You want to get it through that loop yeah, you can sort of do but I say stretch them and rip them stretch them and rip them

Okay, okay. I want that way well Methodic stretch you got to do this and then you yank it oh yank it all right, and then I'm gonna want that way. Well, look, you have a methodic stretch. You gotta do this, and then you yank it. Oh, yank it. Alright, then I'm gonna go that way. Yeah, but it brings up a whole new board. Um, you cost me a life. I'm not gonna make it a whole thing. You're my friend. But, you cost me a life. Twist and tangle, but it's a good one.

I cost you a what? You cost a life. It's not a big deal. Who cares? I mean, it sounds like a big deal. It'll redo a life by the time I get back to it again. It shows you my record looks kind of weak. Okay. Well, I apologize I failed on the first little part there. It's kind of hurts But um, yeah, no, it's those remember. Do you remember when phones first came out the snake? No dope wars No, you don't remember dope wars. No, it came out on the It wasn't the Blackberry,

it was the- Soctic? No, Handspring. Looked like a Blackberry. Yeah, you had things that no one else was getting at that point. I always had the first phone, the newest of the new. Yeah.

But it was a game- Did you get a Zune? A Zune? A Zune MP3 player? What is a Zune? It was an MP3 player. No, never got- It got killed by the iPod.

No, that was was actually what's his name the singer came out it was part of the zone was it a singer yeah what's his name fucking you know woke what's his name Neil Young Neil Young no that that was pono's a pono's which was his own zoom I know no it was his own no pono's was like music cysts like like an iPad I know like Apple music iPod it was his own no ponos was like music Sys like like an iPad. I know like Apple music iPod It was supposed to be like Apple music iPod no no no but he came up with a device, too It was like a try is a triangle device. Did he yeah, please see if the problem is yeah, he had a Ponos ponos it was like it was it was a weird-shaped

It was odd to me because I am a Sonos guy, but this is not related in any way. Pono's. What a weird thing to do. On Dope Wars you used to have to, there it is right there, that's it, Pono. He had a Pono player and he was trying to sell that stupid triangle thing when the iPod was out,

the iPod was out which was perfect, and he wanted you to buy this thing that didn't fit in your pocket. The packaging is delightful though. Yeah, the packaging is nice. You gotta like that packaging. It is nice, but. Wooden case at Pono.

Yeah, but it was a stupid idea. It was very dumb. Neil Young was dumb. Stupid Neil Young made his weird voice over everyone. Make sure the packaging's good. Make sure it's not plastic the environment counts a seals seals and stuff

Yeah, he seems insufferable Neil Young dope dope wars were you had to buy and sell dope. Oh Yeah, certain drugs was all drugs you had to buy sell drugs and you made your money and you went from like a Like a low-level dealer to the you know high level dealer Yeah, you got involved a little more in like game you played halo for a minute. You were into those things I was in I was in the actually I wake I used to play quake with Joe Rogan Yeah, but all of those things like there was just never I was always just like I played my sports games on the console And then on phones, it's always been mindless angry birds brick breaker

candy crush like every time I get a game where it's more involved like a Adventure game or some kind of walkthrough thing on my phone. I'm always like I don't this isn't what I want to do on my phone I want to have mindless just like flick another bird at the thing up I'll aim the bird at that part and see if that, which is all stupid games. I used to Quake, I used to play Quake on the computer before they came out with the Xbox. And you had to play on a keyboard with a mouse.

So I had to learn like WS, all that shit. Wow, what a geek. And I used to play, Rogan was a big Quake dude. Yeah. Like he was fucking great him and Dane we would play I mean into the wee hours of the night They actually had a board where they took you know they took the characters, but they made them mini So you were in a kitchen and you had to fight people in this kitchen, but you could go into the microwave You could jump into the sink. It was like

Ever is it so graphics were ass though. I bet no they're fucking fantastic in this kitchen, but you could go into the microwave, you could jump into the sink. It was like, everybody was, so. The graphics were ass, though, I bet. No, they were fucking fantastic. You'd be looking from a plant across the room on a windowsill, and you'd see a dude go into the microwave on your scope, and you could shoot the on button and blow him up in the microwave and make him explode.

It was, Quake was insane. Quake was great. What cut you out of it? Don't worry. I stopped playing. A girlfriend. A real life it? Don't worry. I stopped playing. A girlfriend. A real life girlfriend. No, Max.

I stopped playing any of the games is the year I had Max. I just didn't have time. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't be up to five in the morning playing Call of Duty. Quake. I had Soldier of Fortune.

Remember Soldier of Fortune? You ever played that shit? No, I just played that all the time. Phone game also? No, I never played phone games. Never was it, I was into war games. I never played that shit? No. Oh, you've played that all the time. Phone game also? No, I never played phone games. Never was it, I was into war games. I never played computer games. I would get so annoyed at people who would go to computer.

My friend John got a Macintosh, and there was like a boxing game on it that you had to use the pad. No, not even, it was like the number pad for, but one of the fighters was Rocky. Like it had great, one was a kangaroo but it was the best technology at a time, but you were just like it sucks not playing with a Controller. Yeah, it was a curve. I'd rather go just play Nintendo. I hated the curve. But once I learned the curve

I actually had a special keyboard for gaming For my hands, I would put my hands in number Remember you said earlier in the show you don't have AIDS? I tell you what, I got so into that. You're right, you can't get AIDS when you're fucking a dweeb who never gets pussy. Or you'd be lucky to get gay dick at that rate when you're playing these fucking video games. I had, I remember one night there was a girl playing,

I was like four in the morning, Dawn was in the other room and there was a girl playing. And you could talk, so I had my headset on. And she was just like, hey, she had like a sexy voice. So me and her went into some like building as our characters and we, I jumped up on a box and she went back and forth with her character. Like she was blowing me.

It was really just a soldier blowing another soldier. It still did something. She was like, hey, come over here. And I followed her into this abandoned building. And then my whole team, our whole team was fighting over here trying to win this game. And I crouched down and put my little thing there and she kind of just went back and forth with her head, her character, so it looked like she was blowing me. She's like, you like that?

I'm like, oh, fuck yeah, I like that. Were you talking to each other? Yeah, we were talking to each other on the headset. She's like, you like that? Oh, yeah, put it in my mouth. And it was just two army guys. You had cyber sex while you were watching two army men have sex with each other, blowing each other?

Yes, I did. And you loved it. I not only loved it, I wish I could do it again at some point with now that the graphics are so good. I feel bad that today was your therapy day. You already had it, you should have brought this up. Do you remember Lara Croft? Sure.

That game. Tomb Raider. There was a sequence you could do where she would get naked. No. Yep. No. 100%.

Christine, bring up naked Lara Croft sequence. Bang, do it. But now here's the thing, if you up Naked Lara Croft sequence. Bang. Do it. But no, here's the thing. If you look up Naked Lara Croft, there's gonna be a thousand things. But I'm talking about something in the actual game. In the game. No.

Yeah. They wouldn't do that. Why wouldn't they do that? Because that's not how games work. They don't put in dirty secrets. Yeah, you don't know that. I do. You don't know games.

It would be a thing. You're a fucking thumb person. I'm a full keyboard guy. I don't know. I... Bring it a thing. You're a fucking thumb person. I'm a full keyboard guy. I don't know. I... Bring it up, Christine. Madden, NBA, I make you look like a fool. Dude, Madden, NBA, first of all, you can blow...

LeBron James can take his dick out if you put in a certain code. He slam dunks over a guy and his cock goes in the guy's mouth. This can't be true. That's true. She has a great pussy though, Lara Croft, from this fake thing. Fucking beautiful, man. No, it's a mod. It's like someone did this afterwards.

It's not like in the game. It's not a secret in the game. It's someone did something to the game. Yeah, you can unlock a mod and put it in and see her naked in the game. Lara Croft looks like a guy now. The new ones. Really?

The original girl, the actress, the digitizer was Camilla Luddington. I don't know who that is. Beautiful actress. Let me tell you something. Wait till you see her. Who is it now? I don't know. Hannah Gatsby.

Hannah Gatsby's large girl. They kind of butch her up. She can't even climb up the hill. Oy! Ay! Ay! Kick it! There's nine other lesbians pulling her up on a rope.

Ooh! I don't want a man's help. Lesbians, you know it! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for Lara Croft. She should have played her in a movie. Stunning. I remember this. She's very athletic tomb raiding tits if I may say. It's Jacob's type. Little dimples on the ass. I like little butt dimples. No one ever said I hate those. Do you know what I hate? A really great ass with those dimples. Makes me sick. Call me a weirdo, but it makes me sick to my stomach. I think playing video games that they add the little weird shit into it is kind of hot. I don't know if they do any of that stuff anymore. I thought it was neat. Like in the baseball, RBI baseball, in Genesis, there was like a... If you touched certain buttons, he would do a spitball.

It was like a little square would open up, and it was like you weren't supposed to do it. In fact, most of the time it would be, they'd hit, it was like either a strike, like you would get away with it, or it would be like he'd fucking rock a grand slam or something on you, but you could do it. Like once in a while it was a spitball, but it was like a secret, it wasn't in the thing,

it was like you had to get whatever magazine, Game Informer magazine in the back would tell you that at one time. Yeah. Spitball. They used to have that with Tek one time. Yeah. Spitball. They used to have that with Tekken too. They had secret codes. Like a cheat.

That you could, you know, but you had to like, you know, you had to have like 19 fingers to do it. Well everything on Nintendo, I believe, there was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start. Yeah. I think. That's close.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start. Yeah. I think. That's close. Up, up, down, down. Left, right, left, right, B, A, select start. And that was 30 guys in Contra. Oh no shit. Oh yeah, that was the biggie for me. 30 guys in Contra, I'm going to beat Contra. Kill that mother brain. And Metroid, also you were able to get

a bunch of lives in Metroid. Yeah, they had a lot. These games though, I had that Steam Deck, and I'll tell you these games, when you go back, like, dude, I'm gonna fucking run through Metroid again, and five minutes later, you're like, I have what looks like an actual basketball game I'm controlling on my TV in the other room.

You know what I mean? It doesn't really add up, so that Steam Deck still, I had to play Mario Brothers and shit, silly games. Like, the intense games I'd have to play on a big TV. Well, Lou was brought- Grand Theft Auto and shit. Lou brought his vest in. He has a vest that you can wear now with Oculus Quest.

Yeah. So it actually, you can feel people coming up behind you. It should be the most comfortable in the relationship that Black Lou's wife has ever felt that he's there for the long haul. He's given up on purchasing things that'll make him look cooler,

and he's super stoked to show everybody off his vibrating vest for his Call of Duty game. I tell you what, Lou, I love it. That guy is happy to have a family and he has settled in and loves the shit out of that family. I tell you what though, he wore the vest here. Didn't you wear it here? You wore it.

Goddamn right he did. He wore it here. Everybody tried it on. Yeah. It was fucking amazing. What's it called again? It's the Woojer vest. W-O-O-J-E-R vest. I wanna say to the- It's called the No More Pussy.

I wanna say to the advertising team of SiriusX, can you please get us some cool fucking Woojer vests and shit like that? What are you gonna do with this? I will wear it all the time. You don't think I'd wear that all the time? Why? Oh God. But the thing is, he's also wearing this just walking down the street like Tony Manero playing music it vibrates to music also

Oh, yes playing it on the street. You can't help gonna stop every three blocks to come Sorry a lot of bass in this one. Oh You can't help but dance when you put this vest on it's making you dance It's you can't have a dance is it's basically like giving you electronic shocks It's also this is what they use in physical therapy to make your muscles stimulate I would hate this because if I bought this a couple years ago, I'd have to call them up Do you guys have an extension? Do you guys have yeah, it's pretty fine

It looks like something you have to be thin to wear is made for something for such a fat activity. Hey, you wanna never leave a computer chair the rest of your life? Here, put this on, skinny. They actually have video games now that you can, it's like you're on a circular treadmill. So you can, like when you're playing Call of Duty,

you can actually run and crouch down and actually run in the game. You shouldn't. As your guy. I don't know, it's kinda cool. No, no, no, go live life. And stop being in front of a TV playing video games. You're talking about a guy who goes away

and spends most of his time on his tummy watching Joe Manaree's videos. Yes. Joe Manaree's documentaries. I'm not taking in the new hits. I kind of like it. I like technology like that. No, I do. You're right.

On the weekends I do like hibernate for the most part. Unless I have somebody and I take them to lunch. If someone's opening for me, we'll go to lunch or we'll go around a little bit. But if someone bought you that, you wouldn't wear it to listen to music? No. Would you wear it working out? No. Would you wear it masturbating?

Would you wear it watching Christine masturbate? No. Would you wear it working out? Nope. Would you wear it masturbating? Mm-mm. Would you wear it watching Christine masturbate? No, I would wear it if one day we were like, oh, let's do pictures where we all dress like Tupac. I would wear that over a white shirt and have it blunt in my mouth and do like this with a hat that's got a very long top to it that kind of flops over.

I would wear that to the beach just playing my music out loud.