The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Gatorade (feat. Ruby Lynne)

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

Content creator Ruby Lynne sells her fluids and panties, which makes the crew a little squeamish.

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And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kersen and Robert Kelly. I have a Valentine Valentine's Day. Done. No. Who? Me. Oh, your own? I have a Valentine Valentine's Day. Don't. No. Who? Me. Oh, your own?

I'm my own Valentine's Day. You stop it. No, I won't. Kristine, as you walk by Lady, why don't you bust open and show her what you got for Valentine's Day. Go ahead and walk by. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. That's an old Jew saying that. It is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, she smelled those old Jew saying that. Really? Yeah, it is. Yeah, she smelled those. Oh, yeah, that is gorgeous. She walked in. I hate Stephen Singer.

I hate Stephen Singer.com. I love it. God, I didn't get anything like that from David. That is nice. I was at, coming home last night. I bet you treat David way better than Christine treats me also. You definitely.

I was at the cell last night, my late night doing whatever, and I went home at around one after having it out with Liz at the cell there about her mean. Oh, wow. Yeah. And then, um, got your wife's and deli flowers. I stopped at Walgreens around one 15 in the morning. It's not bad. And Yonkers on the way home.

And, uh, there was a lie a lie, probably a 25 minute line of just guys that look exactly like me holding the exact same stupid thing. Just a shitty bouquet of flowers. You're going to spend a lot of it and get a nice bear. Christine still loves a bear. I got her at Walgreens 12 years ago. I got her a stupid balloon, a Russell's, a nice Russell's,

but I did get the turtle. I got the turtle. I didn't get the, you know, the mixed jelly shit. Yeah, turtles not bad. I got the turtle and I got the two bouquets. I got a stupid card. Emotional. I didn't get her emotional.

I got goofy. I got a little dog with googly eyes. Oh. That you shook and the googly eyes went. And it didn't, I don't think it said, it said something dumb inside. It wasn't, it wasn't, I think she was bummed out too. Cause she opened it, she opened it, she opened it,

she goes, oh, okay. No, it's just a stupid card with a googly eye dog. Yeah. Wow. He was going to get her tennis bracelet, but he couldn't get the link to work. Well, I'm glad I didn't because I was going to get her the other one, which is not as, that would have have sucked if you and Don, we had dinner together,

and I said, look at mine, oh look at your smaller one, Don. I was gonna get the one carrot. Half. Half, I was getting her half a carrot. Yeah, that's the link. It was one. No, the original one that you said you liked was half. Half.

I went with two. Yeah, he did two too which I would not do for that old fucking battle axe they're getting to take you to Florida next week bitch you guys have a better but you have a better relation than me and Christine well you have to understand the first carrot is to say I love you the second carrot is to really twist the knife to remind her at some point I'll go it's like look at that thing and look at how little you do to make me happy and then it becomes Ruinning such a great moment

You gave her a two-carat tennis bracelet on Valentine's it's still the day yes You just introduce our guests who she can get involved in this conversation I feel like she has some notes She's wearing a lot of bling. She's lovely. We met at the AVNs last year, everyone, and her new book, Granny Panning's How I Made a Fortune, selling my worn undies available right now for purchase on Amazon. It is adult film star Ruby Lynn. Is that a good thing to call it? Yeah, yeah, content creator. Thank you. Content creator. That's right. It's the new term. Is that what good thing to call it? Yeah, yeah. Content creator. Content creator. It's rights to new term. Is that what it's called?

Content creator now? Right. Yeah, that's what I'd say. It's almost all on computer now. It's very rarely on your TVs anymore. That's right. So content creators. I thought a content creator was like a kid

making a spaceship on YouTube. Also. On a fucking Mentos and Pepsi. That's also. Wasn't that a father and a son camping together? Yes. $25 Wal-Mart challenge. But both can be called an unboxing video.

There you go. There's some gray area on what that means. There's some gray area. Oh, here we go. What is this? It's the book she wrote. It's Granny Panties, How I Made My Fortune, Selling My Worn Panties. And let me tell you something.

You, I'm glad, you, those are granny panties on that thing. They are. Those are, I don't mind a granny. I don't mind a big panty on a girl. I like a, I'm not a, I guess the G strings are right, but I like a nice panty. You know, fabric in there. Yeah. It goes up over your belly button. Yeah. No, but this isn't the panty you're looking for. This is the panty that's the fetish for somebody to have a grandmother's panty sentil, I would say, right? Right. Right. You're a sexy lady, Ruby, I don't mind saying, and you're not rocking these on the regular. No. No. You have G strings? I have it all. G strings, thongs, bikinis. What's the regular panty day like you're going on every day every you're packing How much what kind of panties you pack it? I'm packing true classics

Bob you got so I know you got side endorsement you motherfucker, and I'm gonna find out So what kind of pain is you rocking like all the time on a daily basis probably a bikini. Oh, all right Mm-hmm. I like that or no panties now. Did you really sell old panties to guys to make money? I did So let me ask you a question. Did you have to like? Did you really wear them or did you just dip a bunch of panties in mothballs? Just a little concoction of like witch hazel and just like older things. Yeah, just a warm cup of tea. Oh my gosh.

A spider egg. This is my new blend Earl Grey witch hazel. This is Naxima. Naxima a little. Summer's Eve a little. Yeah, a little douche. I'm not a grandfather, and I enjoy all of these practices we're naming, by the way. I have a little noxema.

You're a grandfather? I'm not a grandfather yet, but I behave like one in the bathroom. I do a lot of, a lot of creaming, and, yeah. I do nothing. I shower, I don't wash my face.

Look how beautiful his skin is. And I just, I just, I don't even use soap on my face he's 66 years old 67 I saw my panties Tidy what he's for love So when you did you really wear these panties and send them out? I did. I mean like when you get a car, how do you authenticate it? Like you know what I mean? Like how do I know? How would I know you're really? Bobby's a Rolex guy. Authentification is

everything. Yeah I want to know what the box papers are for knowing that you're panties. Did you sign them? So every buyer gets a picture set of me wearing the panties. Okay. So they get that, they get proof. Okay, proof. And you know, you can't fake the creaminess, you know? You can't fake that. What's cream?

Yeah. There's cream coming out of you? Do people make requests where they're like, or do they make requests where they go like, I wanna see a video of you wearing them, doing like karate kicks in a sauna or something? Something like that. And that's where the birth of content

and my only fans in clip stores came from is because I started getting requests from the guys for videos of me doing things in the panties. You make the money on the content and then you get to send the panties off themselves. Right, so you charge them for the video but then I learned to, I did research and learned to repurpose that video.

I keep throwing out my butt plugs like an idiot. You could sell those for a lot of money. Probably. Not his, cause they deteriorate over a couple of years. It's cause all of my creams themselves. money probably not his because they deteriorate over a couple of it's because all my creams and salves. His looks like a like a licked lollipop after a couple of days. Oh yeah. So me and you were influencers.

I'm an influencer too. You are. Damn man. You got a marketing plan. I can tell. Yeah. We're influencers. I love to influence.

So now do you still do it? Absolutely. You still sell panties. I do. I could buy your panties. You could. Could I send you panties and then you wear them and then send those back to me? Or do you have to, you have to buy the panties? Nope. So if I have, I've had many guys that have a special request, like I had a guy that was into like the vintage, you know, girdle type stuff and panties and then what I would do is put them on my wish list. And they would buy them. It'd come to me. And then I do, you know, I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buy them. And then I would buyies and then what I would do is put them on my wish list and they would buy them. It'd come to me and then I'd do the photo set or the video and the wear and then I'd charge them for all that and mail it to them. Could I mail you my wife's panties and you wear those and then send it to her with a video going bitch? Well maybe, oh I don't know about that.

I don't know if it's this enough money, sure. Really, I don't know about that. No, I don't know if this enough money sure Is it the whole panties or you sell like half panty I have the half of them they buy it by the whole thing Oh, yeah, the whole panty. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they just get Maybe they just want the back of the front. I don't know how to go. Yeah, I want the waistband. You give the creamy part to Bobby. Yeah. I would assume that's the most expensive. Oh, the cream part? Much-sharish part.

I'm sure, dude. So charge more for that area. That's like the mustard when you open up a crab. Jacobson to sexual assault panties. He wants a nice rip in them like something happened. Oh, well, I've done. I'm learning like everyone else. Pantanny hose destruction

videos. Did you ever think of getting like a card like a baseball card and getting a pair of panties and sticking it in there like the tops cards? You could do that. Well I do have stickers and stuff that I send them. Scratch and sniff. Yeah there you go. Do you how long have you been in the business movie? Four years. Four years, relatively. As of this month. And you're doing guy girl stuff and the whole thing, right? All the above.

Are you, do you have, is it sort of like an out plan to do, because this is, or is it just like part of the game, like doing this? Because you can get in the, where you don't have to do, just making content, doubleing your money, selling the panties and just like we said, doing karate kicks or squats or whatever guys want to see in them, you don't have to do camera fucking anymore, right?

It almost becomes defunct. I would say eventually, and I talk about it in my book, I would love to be a coach, you know, or mentor to people coming into the industry, especially if you're at my age. I was 53, 57 now. So yeah, I would, I definitely want to continue to give back to the industry in some way. What did you do before the industry? How did you get, I mean, I'm 53. You said you were 60, 60 something. No, I was joking. I'm going to tell you real quick. I do love that you believe it. It's a comedy show. We're going to throw some shit out there.

I know. No, I like that you didn't really ask many questions about Bobby being 67 years old, that was nice. I was like, oh. It's gonna kill him. What did you know? Unless he looks about 15 years old. Because I said you look good. I was a social worker. That's so funny.

You look good for 67, 53, you look like shit. No. So yes, I was a social worker. For who? For a Medicaid population. Right. Where I lived. And so I worked with a lot of homeless people, substance abuse, that kind of thing.

And Miss Ruby, you would get the finest, go ahead and give me your panties. Save your money, save your sandwiches, give me some of them dirty ass panties. Give me the cream ones. But yeah, I got into a Facebook group at one point called Scarlet's Chambers. It's still there. It was women just kind of supporting women and a couple of the gals in there were talking

about selling their dirty panties and making all this money. And I wanted to travel and as a social worker, you don't make much money. And so I decided hustle and I didn't want to go back to bartending or something like that. So I saw that immediately random, my computer got on the website, made an account, went to my drawer, found a pair, you know, what was the nicest pair of underwear I had in there and listed them. So you just took off, you ran out of panties, you had to jump, go to

Walgreens, Walmart late at night, get more panties? Yeah, sometimes, yeah. Ross, Ross is the best place. Go to Ross. So I'm like, hey, while you're helping the homeless, run to the bathroom to fart in those panties real quick for me. Did you ever get overwhelmed when you had to get like other women your age to come over and put panties on? No, no, I was booked out. The first time I tried it, I didn't do too well at it because I didn't treat it like a business. So fall of 2019, I gave it a, that's when I made that account.

And I just, you know, wasn't taking good enough pictures and I just wouldn't put any effort into it. So I deleted everything and my husband and I went on vacation in January of 2020. How long have you been married? Bobby grow up. Sorry, Ruby. Bobby's a bit of a square.

He's my video guy. He shoots all my content. So were you married to him before or after this? No, before. We've been together like, gosh, 16 years. How do you also, you guys have just an open relationship? Or did you, were you nervous to go, Hey, I got an idea. It's a little weird. No, because he knows my entrepreneurial spirit. And we had been in this week since we met each other. So it was no shock at all. I'm an entrepreneur.

And I'm about to get into the business of BBC If you're not into fucking poor no keyword search talk So so you guys are swingers so you kind of in the culture already right it was it wasn't like you just a regular Couple square couple and then you were like hey, I'm gonna sell some stuff on the side and he was like cookies No, my pain. Oh, yeah, he wasn't shocked at all. Cool. He was shocked at all. But yeah, we went on vacation and I'm like, I really think we need to do this.

Like, you need to learn to use my fancy digital camera. You know, I'm just taking some crappy, you know, Android phone pictures or whatever. And, He had to go to a community college. No, he didn't. He started searching. Honey, would you film me getting gang bang? These college. No, he didn't. He started searching. Honey, would you film me getting gang bang?

He's looking at the paper. He's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could do that. This weekend's a little tight, but I can write you next weekend. Just give me a second. I'm going to do the New York Times wordle.

I'll be right in. What were you saying? How many? Three? Yeah. Yeah, we could do that. He was totally fine with it. Totally fine with it. Does he enjoy it? That turns him on though watching you do this also. Right. Right. Hell yeah. Yeah, he shoots all my content because he knows all my good angles.

I'm going to start selling the hair and the shower drain of my wife. Oh, yeah, there's a big market for all that kind of stuff. What? Yeah, I'm dead serious. Bobby, you're trying to come into something that's absolutely outlandish, and she was like, yeah, no, definitely. I can't tell you how many Gatorade bottles of urine

I've mailed out. No, I didn't say drank. I know. Well, that is... Somebody else is doing that. You sell, you, wait a minute. You sell it, and you send it in the mail. Yeah.

Do you take the Gatorade off it in case somebody else gets it by accident and yes I take the label okay yeah you don't want the neighbor to go hey look at this they sent me Gatorade do you make your own label but you still have like the it has no label but it says piss has your blood type on it if we have to restart society, this is me. I'm positive. That's great. So like in the garage, like when people have entrepreneurs, do you do you have like extra piss? Like do you have like, do you know what I mean? Do you stack it up? Do you store it up? What do you do? On demand.

Grab the lampshanks out of the garage freezer. It's right next to my piss. I have a collection kit. Grab me two Gatorade piss and one period juice. I got to make those up. Gary and Cleveland. I got to cream up these shorts. I got a 530 with a couple of BBCs.

We're moving and shaking. Entrepreneurship takes a lot of work. You got to get up earlier and go to bed later. Now how do you pee, like do you just pee into a cup? Yeah. And then pour it into the Gatorade? Yes. So there's a special cup?

No, it's just like an old measuring cup that I dedicated for urine collection. So it stays in the shower area. It doesn't look bad. I like the picture she wears a doctor's coat and does a bunch of beakers and stuff around. Oh, Dr. Ruby. I do have that first thought up.

Do you have that too? That's mine. Yeah. I would like to do that. Yeah. You wanna play doctor after the show? Bobby, would you like her? First of all, I don't like, she just took over.

Bobby, piece of noodle right now. She really did just, she completely just shook your knees when she said that. I'm a little spicy. Oh, you are. That's the show. Can you check Bobby's prostate on the show? I think he's blushing.

His cheeks are red. I really do. My wing wings wiggling up and down like a dog. We call that jumping. I'm jumping right now. You really are an entrepreneur. No, because I just recently got into, what, was it, was it called granny porn? I guess, right?

Oh, what is it? Okay. What is it? Guilf. Guilf. Guilf. Yeah. Granny porn.

Well, real nice body. Well, it was, did you watch my stuff? I have, I haven't watched your stuff, but I will watch your stuff, but I, I just read, and I, I'm old. I'm a fucking old dude. I'm 53. So I was, I was, I was sitting there going, well, I am into this because that's the type of women I like. Right, right. Yeah, I don't like young girls that talk too much.

I like an old girl that lies there and nothing, and you don't show any emotion at all, except once in a while when you really do hit that spot. Yeah. It's like, ah, ah. It's more like that. And then you hear something click, it's a hip. I do have two niches.

I mean, I have the step mom, you know, role play. So I have like the 25 to 35, but you know, majority of my fan base is I would say 40 to 70 because they want to see you with guys just like them. What's the youngest you would fuck? What have I? It's 19. I shot two scenes with a 19 guys just like them. What's the youngest you would fuck? What have I? It's 19. I shot two scenes with a 19 year old last year. Fun?

Yeah! Really? Yeah! He knew what he was doing, you'd say. Yeah, he was in the industry at 19. Black gentleman? No. Playing your step son.

He was playing my step son, yes. My kid. I like that one. How big was his wiener? But I have shot a step son scene with a black guy. So many taboos in that one. How big was his wiener? But I have shot a step sun scene with a black guy. So many taboos in that one. Is that right? What, oh really?

What city was this in? Because was that going over okay? Did you, because my one is that we're traveling, me and the step mom, me and you are traveling. Okay. And we have to stop at a little weird hotel, but they don't have double beds, they have the one bed. And then we're hanging out playing,

you know, maybe Yachty or something. And you're like, it's time to go to bed. And I'm like, all right. And then, you know, you're sleeping and then you have a little nighty on or something like that. And then the night I'm like, oh God, and something happens and you kind of, you're like, you feel, and you're like, oh God.

And then you kind of just, you know, I start to like, you know, was experiment and kind of look around and you can, and I'm kind of investigating, but you can feel it. And you're the step son? I'm the step son. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that's where I'm kind of old to be the step son.

I don't know if you saw my face the whole time there, but I am not being able to get through this picturing Bobby as the stepson He said that line one. You're my stepmom your stepson. Yeah, leave me in and teach me and I'm looking at Bobby's Gandalf the gray beard. I would shave that I would shave this I would shave this You have to tell me actually where I would wear a young outfit Now one thing about an older lady I do like, you make an Angus Young joke and she laughs and gets it. If I made that sing joke to Christine now I have to explain ACDC and the history and the problems and where they're from and

Bond Scott and then the guy died and they had to get the new one and it's just a whole to do instead of just laughing. So you remember the step son's name? Yes. What was the character? Oh, well I don't think we, I think I just called him by a stage name, which was Maddie. Yeah. Oh, okay.

You don't remember the character name. Well that's- Maddo, Maddie was the character name. Yeah, we don't necessarily change our names when we shoot a scene. Yeah, he keeps his same stage name. Nice. And did your husband still work?

Is he still- He does, he still works a day job. I retired from social work in April of 2022. Did you have to because of what you were doing? No, because the money in this business was three times what social work was. Well, you didn't want to homeless guy be like, I know you. Um, I actually did see someone that was on my caseload at a swingers meeting

once, that was interesting and she said, I always liked you. I knew that. Oh, that's great. You're so cool. I'm not even upset you took my kids away. Probably the best thing. Because now I get to do this. Now I get to do my passion.

Swinging. Oh my gosh. because now I get to do this now I get to do my passion swinging I haven't had anybody recognize me that I used to want one I was pretty angry that you took my kids away because I was doing fentanyl in the water in front of them but I gotta say at the end of the day the best thing because I was able to get myself off drugs in the shape and in pornography Can you sign my granny panties out of there to watch us selling my worn panties? It's not for me, it's for my son.

This is my, he goes, this is my art of the deal. Now a lot of... So this is, you're teaching people how to be successful, not just in this business, but in any type of business they want, that's what this book is, right? Yeah, I wrote the book because, you know, I got into this business at such a late age that, you know, I think I've proved that

you can enter the porn or the adult content creation arena at any age, you know, it's not just for 20-something year olds. Hey, you're right, you're never too old to turn away from your entire family. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't look they're happy. You have kids? I have five adult kids and 10 grandkids. And everyone but one of my children was acceptable. My, one of my boys, he and his wife did decide to disown us. And so we haven't actually seen those grandkids since 2021. They believe in Jesus. It's a long story.

I don't know about that. Is it a God thing? Is it a moral thing? No. Who knows what it is. Right. Yeah. I mean, you gotta understand that.

So it would be a hard thing for people like a son to accept that a little bit, right? Except that I raised my kids to be very open-minded. I didn't go to college until I was 41. I got a degree in public health, a second degree in pre-med with a minor in gender and sexualities. And we used to have very open-minded conversations at the table.

I think I said, swing your parties to that. We said, swing your parties to the house. The kids brought you our derbs. We were in creeps. Right. And so they were raised to be very, very open-minded. So the other four were like, we're not shocked at all. Like, are you making good money?

You having fun? Yeah. Okay, awesome. Keep doing it. But yeah. You think it was the guy's wife or something? Yeah. It was the wife.

Okay, so it was not him. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think the pendulum swinging in a way though, that there's not a stigma? Like I said, the concern always, especially with grandkids I guess now, would be the kids are adults. So the grandkids is that

someone in school being like, hey look in two clicks I could find your grandma's hooch right here online. And that's the thing about them getting like a embarrassed or bullied about that. Right. I'll probably be dead when that happens. They're all very young. Very young very young, yeah. Because it goes, not my problem anymore. Yeah. Take grandma's creamy panty money and go get yourself some therapy. Here's my legacy, you know, you deal with it now.

Just make sure they know who their grandma is and what she looks like. Right, right. You don't wanna make that mistake one day. That's right. And two, check this out, that's your grandmother, you piece of shit. What?

What are you doing before? It's your grandmother. She has the same eyes as you, asshole. You're jerking off to yourself. You guys have the same eyes. What is the going rate for the Gatorade bottle? A piss? Oh, are you placing an order?

I'm just curious. He wants to know if you have a layaway. Depending on the prices right now, I might have some of your piss sent to Jacob. 100%. It's like a hundred and probably a hundred and twenty five dollars for a Gatorade bottle shipped. Alright, we'll be placing one order to Jacob and how much for a panty? So my panties start at eighty dollars a pair. That includes two day wear, pictures sent to you and shipped it discreetly in the US.

If you're international, then the shipping cost goes up considerably. Could you send me a pallet of Gatorade bottles of piss? This size, but like where it's like, you know, the 24 in the case. You want a 24 pack? Yeah. I want a Costco size of piss.

How long would that take you to make that 24 pack yeah now she's a grandmother dude probably two over nights I don't know what's hopping a car and see how many times we have to stop in a half hour hey did you leave your hose on oh just that bottomless fountain of piss back there? Yeah. That's my old lady. Yeah. Did you guys get a donkey?

No, she's just making orders. She's filling orders. It's Valentine's Day. Oh, we're not taking this to Shark Tank yet. I'm looking for two sharks to get involved in this. Lori, I want you to handle the qvc.com shit. Kevin, Mr. Wonderful, this seems like you're a sommelier. Couple of questions.

So what countries have you shipped to and what do you mean by starting at 80? What do you do for the price to go up? So, answer the first question. I've shipped to France, Canada, England, and... Dubai. No, not Dubai. That's the money, that's the real money.

There's one other and I can't, it's not coming to me right now. Palestine, Israel. No. You gotta, Ukraine and Russia, she has no lines. You gotta get into that. She's not political. You gotta get into that Emirates market.

Oh, I know, right? You get in there, that's, charge whatever you want. Right, the add-ons, So they can request add-ons, they can, everything costs. So it could be additional days. It could be additional pictures. I have one client right now that orders like,

he's into leggings. So he'll order the leggings, I put them on my wish list. And then he's into stuffing. So then I'll wear the leggings for two days, no panties. Thanksgiving stuffing? Well, stuffing the leggings up in you. Yeah, probably. And doing a video.

Oh, so you're the turkey. And they're the onions and gizzards. And the pantyhose, the pantyhose, is the bread. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, and those run like 150. So he buys the, you know, he buys the leggings off my wish list. They get shipped to me and then I wear them, do the video, and it's about $150.

It's funny though, like, have you ever, like saying you're doing the stuffing, and your husband ever walked in, hey honey, oh shit, sorry. Oh gosh, yeah, totally. I'll be up on the kitchen. Hang on honey, I have to shit in this thong. No, it's more like live webcam,

and I'm in the kitchen, and I'm up on the counter, you know? Just going at it, and I it and I walk in honey. I thought I got surprised you by bringing the grandkids. Oh my Christ You can go kids. No never to drop in. How do you see my cereal bowl? Come on? So yeah, there's all kinds of add-ons that they can get if they want a bit, you know A boy girl video with me wearing the panties a cream pie all kinds of add-ons that they can get if they want a boy girl video with me wearing the panties, a cream pie, all kinds of stuff. Cream pie, how do you get? No one's asking you to shit anything, huh?

They have. They say no. They say no. Oh, really? You said no? I tried it. Well... You tried, you were constipated?

No, actually that had nothing. Well, it kind of had to do with panties, but it was a panty buyer who asked for a scat video. So she was taking a dump. Yeah, basically. You need to put Madam Youssef on your wish list. So yeah, that was the one and only time I ever did that. Oh yeah. You did it.

I did it because I was new. I'm not a fetish shamer. I was, you know, you was gonna pay good money, so I decided to try it but I soon found out no amount of money was worth that. I couldn't get the smell off like it just... It was like Mexican food. What'd you have to do? Just wanted you to shit? Well yeah on you yeah there's a whole thing you defecate and then you like rub it on you like lotion and yeah there there's big money in that I'm sure

Okay, so what like how how many? Well, you're doing the derail as you fucked up. Oh like about one second in Yeah Five-Fucked Up Honey! I was like, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey-ah, Hum-Mah-Hey- But there are plenty of creators out there who make a lot of money doing that. Oh, I'm not judging at all. So I'll let them have that corner of it. For sure. Did you, you didn't get walked in that day, I assume. No, no, no, no. You'd be like, honey, stay away.

I have to play with my own dude. That's crazy. Yeah. Did you eat a certain, did you, did you, did you look in like, like if I, if I was going to do that. No corn. No cashews. Yeah.

What? I didn't remember eating corn. What movie is that from? The movie of hate. You're so confusingly hard and nauseous right now. I really am. Just beautiful eyes. So did you look into how because there is a method into how to do that. You have to eat a certain thing and right, did you look into that? I just say, fuck it. I'm just gonna go shit on myself. I just said, fuck it.

Yeah. She just said, fuck it. He went for it. That's great. I gotta respect that. I'm just gonna shit in my hand and rub it on my knee. I thought the video would just be a request, would just be shitting.

I didn't picture it. Well, I've had that too. That's no big deal. Yeah, you can do that. Just set your tripod up and. What do you shit? Like too. That's no big deal. Yeah, you can do that. Just set your tripod up and... What do you shit? Like, you know, do you have a certain thing you shit into?

The toilet. Oh, see? That's no fun. It goes right into the water. Oh, you wanna do... It's whatever they want to see. I wanna see... Bobby, you wanna get a satisfying splat onto countertop or something?

I know. Just on wax paper on the hardwood floors. Oh. Surrand wrap. Yeah, see if you can make a carvel little cone, you know what I'm saying? Count her top or something? I know, just on wax paper on the hardwood floors. Surrand wrap. Yeah, see if you can make a carvel little cone. Use parchment paper, it won't stick. Yeah, like that chick yesterday. Bluh.

Yeah, no more of that. You're done with that. Oh yeah, I was done with that four years ago. But you'll try anything and figure it out and see if you like it. Is that the weirdest thing you've done? Yeah, I would say that is definitely the most extreme thing I did, yes.

What was right underneath that? I don't know, lollipop and the pussy? Yeah, lollipop and the pussy. I learned really quickly, you do not put things with sugar in you. Why? Because you get yeast infections. Immediately gain weight. Yeah.

It's like mainlining it. No, you'll end up at your doctor. Why are you getting so heavy, Jay? Because I've been chugging milkshakes with my asshole. I've been eating my... Hey there, candy bars and my asshole. You could try that for your caffeine. So when you put it up there,

it gave, it fucks up your chemical balance. Yeah, that was a custom video request to have a lollipop. When someone asks for a cream pie in the panties, Yes. Is that, are they getting a pie? It's a lottery, it could be someone from a scene, it could be your husband, it could be...

Yeah, so usually it was my partner, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I didn't actually do my the very first collab I did with another creator was in May of 22 May of 22 Yeah, if I came inside Christine and then she immediately got up holding her pussy show. I was like I gotta go get my panties I forgot in the other room. I have to go queef into these

I feel queef coming to these and just you're walking like fast it only be a little cum and they want to fucking refund they would want to refund it was really look like an i-booger yeah so yeah this isn't what you fucking said was on the website pushing everything yeah she's got all that hamburgers coming out and they'll come yeah, she's gonna go run and have no water and then spitting it Tell you what they do with it when they get it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I know what they do with it What do they do with it? So I drink your piss some some guys will You know suck the crotch until there's nothing left some guys use the pain dude oh my god oh that one I don't know why that particular sentence got me I

was actually looking at her gold necklace phasing it up I was like a lot of guys used to in the very beginning order what I called a cum shot, and they would like a, you know, a Jell-O shot thing of cum. So my husband did a lot of research, Tommy Lee's book he read, and it's like how do you, celery, and then there's also a vitamin cocktail, and so he does that.

And guys drink it, eat it? Yeah, they drink it, eat it. I don't want to sex shame anybody, but there is a thing, there is a limit. I mean, like, I like, I don't even like regular Jello. Never a Jello with some dude. I never met jizz. There's a lot of fetishes out there. Come in the Jello. Yeah. No, no, you come in the Jello shot cup. Oh, not Jello in it. No, no, no. And then you say it all. And you mail it off. I'm with that.

I'm silly. Or a full condom. I'm sorry. Bobby was mostly upset about the ruining of Jello. Yeah, the Jello sucks. Or a condom full of cum. Your husband's celery jizz, well, that's fine. The guys who are into the cut-colding fetish

are the ones that are buying that. The condom full of cum. Yes. What do they do with that? They just drink it, shake it up. They drink it. They drink it. You know what they do stop playing dumb Kind of question is there that's what I would think one or the wood dry out But two onus but the cuckolding fish. I feel like it's my favorite kind of porn to look up. It's what I look up primarily No interest in the ones. I don't think they all had only I don't think, is it always implied that cuckold involves

the guy's gonna get treated like a gay, a common dawn or something? I thought like, the idea of the watching the wife fuck, I got that, but like it's never, but is cuckold always that? Like you have to be like a bitch to someone like God yelling at you. But watching your wife get fucked

isn't necessarily cuckolding either. That's, maybe that's a turn on that you just like to see your wife get fucked isn't necessarily cuckolding either. That's maybe that's a turn-on that you just like to see your wife Get railed that doesn't have anything to do with you being cuckolds always gonna be you got to go there and slurp some dudes Come here or well, there's just so many variations of that fetish You know, it's I just shot a scene In August last August where it was a cuckolding, and it was basically a girl-girl scene, but we were making him watch,

and he couldn't participate, and we were humiliating him verbally. So I mean, that's sort of a cuckolding fetish as well. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Do you wanna sit in the corner? No, I don't wanna sit in the corner. I wanna. I don't like it. Do you want to sit in the corner? No, I don't want to sit in the corner.

I want to take your big jugs out and play with them. Did you ever cut your nose? That's what I want to do. I love old ladies. I love the way old ladies dress, because you're like, like you dress like a starship commander. Oh! It's hot.

Yeah, it's like, you look sexy as hell. It's my style, classy, not trashy. Yeah, you're very classy, beautiful necklace. I love your short hair, so pretty. Thank you. I gotta be honest, when you were coming, I didn't look you up before you were coming in. I just didn't, because I wanted to,

I just wanted to meet you. I want to be surprised. And when you, I thought it was some, I thought it was gonna be some fucking, like my aunt was gonna walk in. You know what I mean? Hey, how are you guys? I sell my trousers with coming in.

She's a gilf, simply because, well, one, she's a gilf actually, but I mean, and Lane, you know this better than I did. What did you say, like 27? You can start doing milf porn now. Yes. It's like milf starts at 27, it's wild. Not for me.

Those age flips. I think the whole milf and gilf thing is also about attitude, you know? It's about your life experience. And so they do lose a lot of that. Even though someone at 27 could be a mom and they truly are a MILF, but there's just an air about that MILF next door type of thing. There's also a physicality that a MILF has

you know, that is attractive, you know. I love my wife's MILF-y tits. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I like regular, you know, young girl tits, they're fine, but I like my wife's one tits bigger than the other. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And we tend to have, you know, bushy pussy. We have some hair down there. My wife's half American Indian, so she has just a little tiny patch. Yeah, which I like too. That's all he gave her It's her reservation of pubes There's a little patch and he goes it's barely even fertile Oh the great eagle is landed Hello, Dawn. Who was the guy in the show that called me a milf?

And I was like, I'm not a fucking mom. Oh, Christine, you're a gilf anymore. I know. You're almost a g-gilf. A great grandmother I'd like to fuck. What a g-gilf. I use a g-gilf. Pretty much all the porn stars that win gilf. You're going to swallow before you say it. G-gilf. I'm not. I use the gilf. Pretty much all the porn stars that win gilf.

You're gonna swallow before you say it. The gilf. Pretty much all the porn stars that win the milf segment don't even have kids. Oh, I bet. And to somebody like me, I find it, you know, mildly annoying, but. Yeah. I bet.

Well, how we can see a mirror of like, your awards are all niche, they're gonna be, right? Right. At this point. They're not gonna have you for the best new starlet. No. Yeah. It's gonna be a. Right. At this point. They're not gonna have your best new starlet. I know. Yeah. It's gonna be a, that's wild. Is your husband get to, has he reaped any benefits in this as far as like you getting other girls to hook up with him?

Like from this, from like the porn world? Well, he just started shooting collabs on his own last year. So he is doing that now as well. And then I'm his videographer, his camera person. What's his piece like? Nice? Yeah. Yeah, is your nice piece?

Yeah. Big? Yeah. Big piece? I'm not a size queen, actually. Nice. I'm about person... That's what you say because you have a huge

cock-lick in your house. Christine says she's not either and she's lies. No, I really am not. I'm about personality. Are we gonna have fun? Are we gonna laugh? You know it ourselves and just have a great time. Do you have an AARP?

I have not joined AARP yet. I'm just wondering, because BJ are joining. They have fantastic benefits. They do. They have fantastic benefits, yes. They do. They have fantastic benefits. There's like one cruise line,

you can get a decent price off of it. And outback, you get discounts at outback. I don't know if you know that. All set up at Steakhouse and Texas Roadhouse, which has the better bread. We're going to take a break here, but right now, Granny Panties, how I made a fortune selling my worn underwear by Ruby Lynn. Ruby, it was great to have you in. You're so fun.

Thank you. Thank you. And you're beautiful. And I can't wait to buy a nice bottle of piss for Jacob from there. Oh, Jesus. Thanks for having me. Just know two bottles of piss, at least, that you send out are going to go to this man's front door for sure. You got to go pick up a book right now as a step by step guide

on how to find success as an online party peddler. Great book. Ruby and Elk and Elk. It's a party peddler. Panty peddler. Panty peddler. Panty peddler, oh, party, sorry. Also, just in case I wanna double up

and get Jacob a birthday and Christmas present this year, how about a dump in a box? What's that gonna run? Oh, I did that once, not doing that again either. Oh, why, kiss the mailman, can't be asking questions. No, it's just, it's not my thing. Back door is closed. There you go. Shelf down for business. That part of the store is done. Thank you for coming by. Thank you. It's just my thing back back door is closed

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