The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Gen Pop (w/ Judd Apatow, Pete Holmes, Shane Gillis, Bobby Kelly & Mike Finoia)

Episode Date: January 21, 2019

Judd Apatow and Pete Holmes join the show and talk about Bill Cosby adapting to jail. Shane Gillis discusses Trump celebrating the Clemson Team with McDonalds. Bobby Kelly and Mike Finoia discuss Louis C.K. with Big Jay & DJ Lou can’t get backstage at MSG with Sebastian Maniscalco.

You're listening to Comedy Central. be sure to follow us on all social media at the bonfire sxm the new season of crashing season three premiering sunday january twentyth on hb o at ten p.m. everybody my outfriends pete homes and jada apatow what do you think he's doing right now was a cosby oh man fucking sharper in the back of a toothbrush fucking get extra cornbread what i think i was trying to figure out is he

bragging about being bill cosby we're trying to tell people he's not Bill Cosby. I know. I think they haven't been a wing where he doesn't see any other Gen Pop. That's what I think. Yeah, he's not in there. He's not in there with the animals. I think he's got that milky eye just sitting in a corner telling old war stories,

smoking a cigar. Are you familiar with the seven days? Son pull up your pants. He's still telling the police the pants and fucking prison. Yo man, I'm murder to guy. I speak English. I speak English and the robotics will not work in the certain play area. So block these speaks English. I'm trying to think of the worst stand-up material that you could do for David Ouff for his character

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No, yeah, and it's in a book like he put in his mouth. Cosby Mock's consent. Yeah, I had a real thing. No, yeah, I've been expecting you since the late 70. I've gone through several plates of drum. The bodies were all there. I've refused. Even I started to believe I didn't do it. There it is. He's the snowman killer. That's where he's at. Yeah, exactly. There's a whole article there where they're pulling up. They found this weird...

Yeah, in the book. Yeah, in the book, Cosby tells readers how lucky they are to have graduated since they no longer have to deal with campus sex police. In a chapter titled, more precarressing agreements Cosby describes how silly it is that men need to get permission out of sexual relations with women they find attractive I mean say what you will about bill cause because they don't brand for decades the guy operated on crow magnine law Fuffable for the dome and dragging above the feet Oh FUMPABOM over the dome and dragging above the feet

and you're gonna bust up the feet and you're gonna get the hair and drag and work the dupe and the bing I mean, it's fucking crazy. They gotta keep him by himself in prison. Because everyone's, I bet there's a lot of people that are like You can't just fuck anybody. Yeah, I want to fuck Dr. Hustle.

But he probably wants to be around. People's where you can tell his stories and brag and Yeah, I was in the eye span. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, yeah I spy yeah we saw it's an Owen Wilson movie no it was a rubber coat damn it I wonder if he pitched a stand-up night to the guys just to try to get a set in maybe for morale I can go up there and tell some jokes about how I took the labels and I put them to the sleep I'm on the bus I'm gonna see you in the car I'm gonna make a mix

Yeah, it's like it's like fucking talent night in the movie What do you do to run him in this about that murder? Yeah, Richie over here is an arson He's gonna tell him with money How he feels when he sees the building's burning and the crackling and the slush We're shot over here then a drive by I got into the driving of the shooting and the bopin and the crackle and then the slush shot over here. They're a drive by I got the driver of the shooting the bopin the bopin because he's a standup. You know, he misses doing standup He must want a gaggle of people around him all day long. Yeah, I don't think he's sitting alone in there He's he's trying to

Volunteer somehow. Yeah, I'd probably try to pony up. I'll do the laundry you idiot protect the cause And if I was like if I was in there No, no, no, I try to be friends with them because you know they're probably some good security There's Jen pop. I don't know what he's saying. You think the ultimate punishment is yes to eat off brand putting in prison now Viscous in a way I don't care And can they please be given to me sealed? I don't trust you. That is a hard thing when you've been eating from your personal chef for 50 years.

Yeah. That's gotta be part of what is unpleasant. End of beds? Like, you know, the beds, he's been wealthy for over four decades. So his beds are like this thick in padding. And now he's just on that slime, that thin slab. If you think Huawei is a store, you won't mind prison.

Yeah, but if you've been having a person on a little shaft, like an omelette shaft every morning, if you think Wawa is a store, you're just correct. Yeah. And you just have traveled this great land. If prison's a food is like Wawa food, well then sign this guy up. I'm gonna shoot this guy in there.

Yeah, right now. What do you wanna do? Off DJ Lou? Yeah, I'll do it. this guy up. I'm gonna shoot this guy in there. Yeah, right there. What are you gonna do? Off DJ Lou? Yeah, I'll do it. And on camera. I'll do it off camera. Tell me I get wow, wow, every day, and I get to talk to the cops.

I get to write my slamp homes. Filling in the unofficial third mic of the bonfire, Pennsylvania's Sheets Nation zone, Shane Gillis. Yo, let's get it. Let's get it. She's a, in RIP Cooper, we are here. Oh, where is Jacob? So I'm surprised to not hear fucking hardying you. I think Jacob has a thing for Shane.

He does love Shane. He does, right? In a way like, we would make good lovers. Just an old man and a young bull to get deep up in him. Dude, you was just pounding him, feeling all of them deep inside of Jacob feeling all his whole body wrapped around yours I'd make him scream like Lagana No one can make him scream like Lagana right when it's you Would you ever let Jacob fuck you?

Yeah, dude. I'm a generous lover. So but would you start or finish? fuck you. Yeah dude I'm a generous lover. So but would you start or finish? Would you be the bigger guy? So you think if you go first maybe there's not a second round but you let him go first there's a guaranteed second round. Yeah I would take him from behind first. Yeah. Yeah. I get thrown off every time. I would finish. might finish at the same time I would be do would you my friend when you saw high school basketball games my buddy would get my ear and tell me how he would fuck one of the other two but like in a way where he'd be like it's not gay because it'd be missionary and his dick would rub up against my stomach therefore getting him hard and he's like you he's like what if someone did that to you and you enjoyed it and you didn't want to?

I was like, stop. We were just watching high school basketball. I was like, this is me in my ear like, I did. Jacob, we were talking about your and Shane's sexual chemistry. It's palpable. Dude, he's dressed up today? Yeah.

I know, listen, I know there's jealous J, but I'm jealous Dan now. Yeah. You didn't throw that on that's a pressed shirt you Peter Manning is for guys under five eight I didn't know there was a little person No, there was a fucking little person Why do you gotta put it like I don't know how do what's the soft turn about that? Is it Peter Manning? Just say you got it Peter Manning changed my life this store. Hello. Welcome to Peter Manning

Well, you know have to drop your voice Manning and I'm five foot two you know what it's about the cups when you walk Are you gonna make a chocolate like a J Fox buys clothes there. Well, I don't know if he buys them. Someone... No, no, he's on the website. Yeah. Dan, that's so demeaning going in there. At least big and tall, they're not...

I don't know, I'm like, yo, are you a fat fucking... Fat is fucking in here. Hey, house! Hey, house, you wanna buy a fucking jacket? We got some big dog t-shirts for you. You're gonna be dead, so this material's not that good. Hey, Andre, the giant disease. So this material's not that good. Okay. Hey Andre, the giant disease.

Your heart's gonna kick in front. Get out of the series, come down here. We got some fat shirts. Yeah. Little guy that had to hide it, that suck. Well, they have to put a name in front of it. Yeah. They're like, are you going to Peter Harrington?

Oh, it's Peter Manning. Tiny sh- Dude, what do I feel? Fuck. Peter Manning. Well, good for Peter Manning. Use a little guy with a fucking head full of steam. Normally I'm a man of a public, but I'm telling you it's just it's all about the proportion. Like everything you like it is when H

Everything's wider and that they make the shirts make like a regular shirt will be a dress on me. Mm-hmm. It's just too much So he's the bover at Shane's house. I just see him walking out in my sheets camera down to his knees. Hey, baby Is there any iced tea in the fridge? Shane rolls over. Morning lover. Oh, I'd be filling that go T up. Yeah. You guys would have passionate sex. It definitely smell You're the post sex would smell like ham Open butt ham pre-sex and smell like ham. Yeah, a lot of ham. Presex, it smells like ham. Maybe a lot of ham smells. You were sitting Jacob doing the whole like, yeah? Yeah?

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Wow. Hell yeah. Wow. I knew you, when I saw Donald Trump lay out that fast food meal for Clemson University, immediately I was like, I know for a fact that Shane's way unborded this me I couldn't have been more on board

If you ever wondering if fucking Shane was down with Donald Trump he dropped all those hamburgers on Clemson I mean if there had to be multiple players on Clemson they're like wait we're just getting fucking hamburgers and pizza for sure but most I bet there was a good majority of guys are like fucking all right. Yeah, a Whopper. I get a Whopper and a fucking chicken assiago ranch and you get to hang out with Donnie Trump. No, there's no way he hung out. You think he just milled the right mostly white players. So he definitely chilled really. There's none of the black players what a lot of black players respectfully declined. They're like I'm good, but the white guys are like I get to eat burgers with the man.

Yeah, four five is Clemson. There was a lot of South Carolina walk-ons that were probably like holy shit So I just want to let you know I'm a big fan of everything you'll do it I want that championship for you classic South Carolina though the black guys did all the work And then the white guys went to the white house and we're like we did it Clems and champions well Where's your running back? I am the running back. It's a mystery guy that's there for GPA. He goes, my name is Tulsa McNulley, the third.

I own this land. Dude, Trump Daddy, Dishonout Bergers. That's so funny. It's so sick. He's in his coat, like he's leaving. He's single mom in him. Like he's like, guys, dinner's on the counter. I'm gonna be right back, Okay. I got to run out

Analysts dude his outfits whoever his tailor is is out of their fucking He dresses like he looks like the fucking caterpillar from fucking Alice in Wonderland. Yeah, his torso Every jacket he wears his torso is huge. He looks like multiple kids are hiding in a coat. They always, like, and they're controlling him under a coat. Like, if you open it and it was eight year olds, it's like, and then it would make a lot of sense. If Trump was just filled with eight year olds, and they're like, what do you want to give him, can't say to go, hey, I'm burgers.

I love hamburgers. Like, get out of the way. Get out of the box. He's like, he's saying like, trip or something. Say broccoli too. Had broccoli, mom's like, broccoli. Get it away. Just kids are running Trump. He'd say like shrimp or something. Say broccoli too, at broccoli. Mom's like broccoli. He had just kids running Trump.

Trump is just clearly an autistic man. Yeah, and people don't give, we should as a country should be very proud of ourselves from electing the first autistic man. You think that's how the right should sell it? That's how the right should be. Sounds like a real thing. You're gonna make some erratic choices.

Good luck with your razor commercials. We picked a special man. A special man to represent us He's very special burgers burgers. How do we keep him out get a wall Bad guys don't like walls. He goes just bad guys bad guys don't like the walls Dude, I just the one head slap when he said hamburgers in the room Like what should we get him? He's like hamburger someone goes when he said hamburgers in the room. He's like, what should we get him?

He's like hamburger, someone goes, fuck, fucking guy. Damn it dude. Can you get one right? Dude, what in this guy got one fucking, if you think he said tacos, that would have been better. Just spaghetti. Although, if you would have got fried chicken,

that would have been the- If you would have had constant football team and it got him. Everyone at CNN would have been playing oaky cookie in the middle. Like, did he say chicken? Let's all just jerk off to it. See, you just hear everyone at CNN come at the same time.

Oh, Atlanta is flooded with Jizz. CNN, I said, Jizz, and you look right at Jacob. I have a flood, Jacob. Jizz. Is Atlanta the name of the Jacob's butt? Is that, oh man, about to get biblical. There. Hey, everybody, this is DJ Lou.

On Wednesday's show Robert Kelly filled in for an absent dance order with guest Mike Fanoya and here they are talking about Louis CK with Jay. Enjoy. You know, I wanted to ask you about, because I listened to it today, I got a chance finally. We had a Judd Apatow and Pete Holmes in the other day, me and Dan and we just didn't, we ended up talking about whatever is having fun

But we didn't get into I was funny at the end of the show the week He was that in the show that make the show at the very end I went I would have totally asked him a rake them over the coals about all that Louis stuff But I'd say I didn't want to he was afraid our everyone goodbye I just sat here and didn't say anything either but I don't really know what I mean I Be happy to have an argument with him, but I just think I'm so out of his like atmosphere Joe Dapetel that I'm like I don't know. I didn't think of anything of doing it

But I heard him in norris. You listen to it what I heard a little bit of it It sounded them just him stating his case in norris and stating his case I mean it's it's like I's, look, I, I stick up for Louis because I know Louis. He's a friend of mine. I know both sides of the story on all the events. Sure. Most people know one side and are judging it from there. And now he comes back and he does is stand up. And I'm actually doing a couple shows with him just to kind of great. So he doesn't have to go

out there by himself. Somebody yeah. And so we can talk to after a show too, man. It's big. He's working on his act. Yeah, and he what is he supposed to do act from as permission on all his jokes? And who is he supposed to do? I don't understand this is that okay. So there's a certain ruling class of comedians that are in power right now that we have to run our jokes by? No, and the concept that is ridiculous, absolutely. I thought there was, Joe Naptop made one interesting point, I thought, and I'm fully on the thing. I can't wrap my brain around why he felt the need to express it.

And he said, I think on the show a couple times, like, well, we can't like critique comedy, where I love to critique comedy, he goes, I don't think he should critique. I don't think you should be critiqued publicly by a colleague right that's what I think it's like it's like a manager of McDonald's like going on Twitter to shit on who's fucking up at the front desk You know, I mean or whatever but it's also you the biggest part is that it's not the McDonald's front desk

You know in the lobby when you walk in McDonald's for a next this is a Scientology Fucking Donald's front desk. Yeah, there's a toggle bell desk Maybe milk concierge. You don't want to fuck that up the I think the this is my theory I'm not my theory my my outlook on it is that it's not done He didn't do a special he didn't't, it wasn't, all right, here it is. I want you to see this everybody and judge me on this. He, somebody recorded his thing a few months in

to the fucking most devastating thing that's ever happened in his life happened. And you're expecting him to come out and deliver what? It's not done. You don't know where he is. Well, they're all human about it. He should be delivering some sort of like acknowledgement of something and some sort of thing. Yeah, it is very weird.

I do think the core of shitty of this is that somebody recorded and put it out there. So I think it's weird that Judd wants to critique something. And he also keeps going back to, he says something about like transgender people too and the punching down and blah, blah, blah, whatever. I didn't agree with any of that. What I found myself, the only interesting point I thought he made that maybe kind of perk up at all was because it was something I said already about

Louis. When I heard the Louis thing or of it, I didn't really even hear the set whether the joke's funny or not, I don't know, I know it's not done so it doesn't matter and Louis is brilliant. I do, when I heard know it's not done, so it doesn't matter. And Louis Brilliant, I do, when I heard it was going, yeah, he was going at the Parkland thing, whatever, I was like, wow, that's like a weird, like I think forget like, you know, why are you going at something so,

I all harsh things together, just in this position, and it's like, maybe I should write more of those, like, you know, that means he's got brilliant jokes about like peanut allergies, do you know what I'm saying? So it's like, I think it's weird that he's like, he's diving sword.

I get to what can you do? And I think he should have done it. And he did it and the repercussions are what they are, it's what I think are ridiculous. I do think they're ridiculous. I think the world getting behind and cheering behind that, the girl who was the survivor of Parkland, like, Tweet, to me, the chest out of going like,

why don't you come to my house and say that joke? Like, because that would have never happened ever. Like, you know, a monical whiskey getting a suck in the president's dick, like a slut joke. You're not gonna tell that it's a Lewinsky family reunion. You know what I mean? Like, if you did, you'd be a legend. Dude, be your fucking man.

I'd tell you what. If you went up and told that joke, and that drop a mic, and said, boom, suck it. Suck in that president. Suck it, Mike. Bonfire Monday Tuesday with Z Thursday. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss You should write that. But my biggest thing is this, is somebody recorded it and put it out there and people are judging something that's not finished. It's a guy who's working on a new set

that will be released. We don't know if that joke, I have jokes that I cut out that I didn't do in my hour that maybe wouldn't have flew or that I grew out of or was like, yeah, I'm not into it. That's not really, it's a kind of hacky or cheesy, whatever it is. You're judging him like he released an hour

on fucking Netflix. That's what shitty about it. That's what fuck, whatever the finished product is is going to be hilarious ultimately and gaspy because that's what he goes with those subjects. That's what it is. It's a gasp where I get it. I understand the purpose of doing that.

He did a pedophile joke on snl right right and and because it made because people laughed and The way he did it we all said fine sure nobody said shit. I'm glad you say that because I'm glad I said because it makes you happy the only thing This is so nice. I love making you have we do we have a back-and-forth and do a radio program. That's good fodder That's good for more things that you look like about. Well, again, my thing is only that when he's going to write, and I know it's a style of writing like kind of those harsh, gasp jokes, and it's not supposed to be going to these people. I hate that the kids saw it and then right away go. It's like, hey, tough guy. Make a joke like that. It would have never gone that way. That's not who it's for.

We all do that in comedy, but he just said, when the perspective of somebody is shifted, that's something that you don't have. You don't have a perspective shift because you do know, do you know what I mean? But when the world's, and you know, the world's, this is why I can think maybe Louis is just not a little like in tune. What's happening? I don't know. I know he knows the levity of it for sure, or I can think maybe Louis is just not a little like in tune what's happening.

I know he knows the levity of it for sure, or I should be the weight of it, you know, for sure he's getting that, and I feel, I do feel bad for him. Well, he even says on stage he goes, what are you going to take my birthday? You're going to go, you've taken everything. But that's the thing that happened now is you have, you know, a guy who doesn't have anything to lose, because you took it all. And now you're trying to take more that isn't there. It's not there.

Like you can say. There's more to take, but I mean, there's not that, no, if you can't. But how would you get, you can't take his money. There's nothing else to take. Because you know what, they took from him, his power. Yeah, his fame. Yes, they didn't take his fame, they took his power,

they took, he's infamous now. So while we're famous, he took his fan base. But his fame, his't take his fame. They took his power. He's infamous now. So while we're famous, he didn't take his fan base, but his fame, his power is his fame. At that point, is he could green light shows. He could tap you and go, let's do a show. And that's it, that's gone. So now you put him back to just as a comic.

So now he's just gonna do what he's funny. He's gonna go try to find funny and he's gonna do what every wants to do, whatever, I know guys that were hacks, stole jokes, known hacks, and then at one point they went, I don't wanna do this anymore, became crystal clean joke writers for the tonight show,

and now they're just monologue clean hilarious guys. So you can't sit there and say, you know where he's going or what he's doing or what his journey. He can do it every once. And now the fact that they're, they're being judgemental, uh, people can do. So what you're saying is it's okay for people to record our sets anytime they want. Now, now, and then go release it and judge us on it and take stuff away from us because a small group of people look Does everybody think jud or Pete Holmes is the oh my god? No, there's people that don't I think he's funny

I like jud okay. I like Pete. I have no problem with those guys But I'm not gonna sit there if someone's sitting with off I have people to go he oh he's fucking unfunny And I'm like well alright, all right, whatever, I don't give a shit. Why are we gonna have this conversation? Why are we gonna have this conversation about what you don't think Judd is doing right on stage? Okay, I don't, I do what I fucking do.

You do what you do. Maybe yours is clean, more acceptable, more worldly, or you can get on places and not as offensive. What I do is offensive. To some people, is it the most offensive fuck now? But I don't judge the people that are fucking really offensive either. It's what we do and who you are as a person.

That's a big thing. So to go back, the only thing that Judds has made me think, and again, I just think don't think it's Judds think they put that out there on Twitter. Yeah. But he just, almost more of an explanatory thing of why it would blow up like that, not that we don't understand why the world here in the park and joking wanting to be made at somebody gives you an excuse to.

But he just said, you know, when you find out Michael Jackson is molesting children, yeah, or you know, when that's proven or whatever it is, you know, if that was proven to be true to you or Michael Jackson admitted that in some way. As Louie did, when you hear like pretty young thing, he goes it kind of makes you take it in a little bit differently, I go, sure, I get the point.

So I get one of my favorite jokes in the world, Dan Atomins, pedophilia joke about Michael Jackson. Cause he was a better, he was easier for him to be a pedophile cause he had rides. Yeah. Most pedophiles are working with candy. I mean, you can, I mean, you're hilarious.

Of course. He goes, you know, the kid walks up and he goes, hey kid, come here to the van. Come on, get in. He goes, you have rides? I'm not gonna suck you dick for a now a later. Yeah. It's hilarious, but I'm saying this.

So to say, but this takes something as fucked up as pedophilia. Yeah. And to make a joke about it, now we have to worry about everybody that's ever been molested, hearing it, because it's like you said, it's not for, it's not for the man. It's not for you to hear. We're not coming to your house and forcing you to, if I don't listen to certain jokes. Now, what I do, do I, you know, I don't have any jokes about parkland shootings,

it's just not my thing. But I don't hate people who try to find funny in those jokes. The comedy club is the safe space. Yeah, it should be. You don't need to say we, we say the fucked up shit that you can't, so you can laugh at crazy shit.

All the fucked up shit in marriages, all the fucked up shit with religion, you don't think Christians thought George Column was a fucking go-and-a-how with what he said about God, but they were sitting in the audience and they're Christian laughing their asses off because God always needs money. It's like, that's true.

Holy shit. Judd sort of explains that at one point in the thing, he goes, that was something with like abused victims of like transgender people being abused. So he just saw something with that recently and it effected him, but again, he's making the mistake of like you're letting your feeling affect like the greater thing.

You're like, maybe we should just take it easy on trans people because they get murdered in record numbers. It goes, it doesn't make my joke not funny, man. Right. I would never just go, Hey, people, trans people get murdered in record numbers. Get it? Like, he's got to be some substance around a humor of that. You know, I mean, because I don't know. I don't want to go up there and tell a sad story about that. Well, not, but you're saying that we can't make make fun of all you're saying is that you shouldn't make fun of trans people You shouldn't make fun of gays you shouldn't make fun of blacks you shouldn't make fun of women in a bad way You shouldn't make fun of shootings you shouldn't make fun of now you have to come up with a list of stuff

We can't do in rooms. Yeah on the right now we all should not do this. Okay. Now we're living your life Yeah, you're not living. How about the guy? Say you're a jukebox now. So now I live your values system. I live your religion. I live your views. I'm you.

So you're just, I mean, that sounds like fascism to me. That's crazy shit where it's like, look, but I, here's the thing, I like Judd. I, I, me and Pete aren't gonna hang out, but I like them We do share some things we share a ripe hobby again. You want to be on season for crashing But I'm saying it's good guy. He understands how to cast the show You really sound like you for teedy it right now I'm saying is that we all we all we all have empathy for people

We all give a shit about people it doesn't because you do a fucked up joke, doesn't make you a piece of shit. Exactly. Have you felt any feelings of jealousy that you know that Lou, DJ Lou's come out to see several times that our gigs it respectively carolines or the seller or stuff like that. And he's going to go watch his real love Sebastian Menkiss Calcos this weekend at the garden backstage. No, I'm just a regular guy. He didn't give you backstage. Get through life.

Shut your mouth. He didn't give you backstage. No. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob.

Jacob. Jacob, did you also just assume it was backstage? I just assumed it was. Yeah, so did I. Who never gets on a list with it. Isolate, isolate that audio because it's so hilarious. It's such nefarious. It's such evil like that. No, but my mom went to see Sebastian and the LA at the,

it was the Greek theater. You should have said Lou. No, I said Lou. Could you get, because I know he does meet and greets. went to see Sebastian and the LA at the, what was the Greek theater? You sure you bet stage? No, I said Lou, could you get, because I know he does meet and greets. I said, can you get my mom to go backstage for a meet and greet, it's her birthday. He said, dude, done deal. He had no power.

You could get it. He tried. I mean, I gave him a lot of money. Tell her to pack a bag because yes I guess I'll do you one better she's gonna stay with him for the week I'm gonna I'm gonna helicopter from our house you know what this is crazy and this is just my power see-bass Jacob you are in luck because you happen to know the guy who knows the guy

Nothing able to get my mom backstage for fun. Lou you work directly with him I don't want to say anything, but I think I turned down by his ticketing department You had to speak to his ticketing department I'm gonna. I mean, Jay. Hey Lou. Yeah, wait a second. Do you have Sebastian's phone number? I do, but I don't want to bother the guy. You talk with him every week. You're working with him. You should be like this. Dude, I'm so psyched to watch you from section 114. Not even that.

Just the text that goes, so where exactly are two 90s C&Ds? Yeah. What does obstructed view mean? I didn't know cool they're doing sitting from behind the stage. They said they're going to be televising it in a separate room. Do that's so funny. He's in a banquet room at the high at next to the garden. Here's a free cup of coffee and your choice of cookies, Biscoph. He's gonna let you backstage, but you have to take care of his Nana.

And just for the last half of the show, Lou, I need you to push my grandmother into the studio space. How much closer could you be with a guy you couldn't? You could be lovers. I was not that close. Jacob, I'm sorry, but I'm glad I didn't get your tickets I appreciate it I have

appreciated it a lot I heard that you even tried to get my mom but I'm saying you of all people should you want to get backstage what you don't really fully specify what did he get your mom nothing got me no he couldn't he tried to get her like a backstage meet and girl like a photo did he get her to the show no they already at tickets so he couldn't. He tried to get her like a backstage meet and greet like a photo. Did he get her to the show? No, they already had tickets. So you couldn't even get tickets to the show. No, Jacob, they already had the tickets.

I understand. I asked if Lou had its juice to have her. Why would they buy tickets when they know that her son walks the halls with the same man? Yeah. He has his personal phone number. I don't know why you laugh. He's hard. Jacob, Jamie Foxx fucking hated you. Whoa. Jamie Foxx didn't hate me. He just didn't know I existed. It was a complete difference.

That's your share. Yeah. That's very different. Yeah. Jamie Foxx goes, who? I go, Jacob a talk. And that like some party. You're a party later. Jamie's at the seller. You're like, Jacob a top worked on a foxhole, because I didn't know who that is. That's like, by the way, he said that with the bitterness of that he has Jacob at one point. He goes, hey, can you get me a small walk

on part and Ray too? And Jacob went, Don D'Al. Yeah. Jamie, Jacob ran your channel from New York. We weren't, we weren't many huddles together. You don't remember? You don huddles together you remember me didn't he film the new tight he did a Tyson movie did he really yeah i think they know you have the inside of after i left foxhole it was over i made when i make a break i make a clean

break you got no more Jamie i can't wait to have uh... an evil jay couple aftrop ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to have an evil Jacob laugh drop. Ha! You were so happy that Lou's sitting in the fucking beach. I'm not happy, I just, yeah you are. I wasn't happy, like I think you should go back, be able to go backstage. It's insane. I'm not laughing at him, I just think. The backstage in Madison Square Garden

is immense. There's so much space. I'm laughing at the absurdity of the... It'd be great if you got back. It'd be great if you got back. It'd be great if you got backstage, like if you asked Pete and Pete got you backstage And then you surprised him asking backstage. He's like, what are you doing? How the hell did you just skirt my security?

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