The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Gene Simmons Of Kiss Stops In, UFC Fighter Mickey Gall Talks Street Fights & The Guys Plan For The Apocalypse

Episode Date: September 17, 2018

It was a crazy week on The Bonfire.UFC fighter Mickey Gall got fighting tips from Dan and Jay, and talked about a bar fight he had in Denver. The hosts of The Bonfire realize they were both in-the-store kids growing up. You don't want to miss the young adventures of Jay Oakerson and Dan SoderAfter binge watching The Walking Dead, a worried Big Jay feels he and Dan need to pick out zombie fighting weapons immediately. Tune in as they debate which machetes, tomahawks, knives and a bow staffs are best for their post-apocalyptic lifestyles. The legendary bass-player for KISS, Gene Simmons, stopped by the Bonfire and hit on Christine, talked Judaism with Jay, as well as making the cover of Playboy magazine.

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Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM. The whole crew is here starting the show with us today. Yeah. I was very excited to be able to have him come in fresh off a one minute 19 second victory. 69 seconds. Yeah. Minute nine,

69. What a fucking gentleman everybody. Mickey Gal joins us. Yeah. What's up? Um, Mickey, when you won that fight, you had control from the very beginning and then choked him out when

got up and I love cocky in a fight because it seems like you're always pissing the other person off. But just going for it and you started going right away, started pointing to the watch, like, was another time, how fast that was. I'm like, yeah. Yeah.

And then you have to go shake his hand a minute later. Yeah. Man, that was easy. Do pleasure to meet you. Yeah, you go Breeze great job out there. We know happened that I I said a day in a white I was I was talking in like a week or so before and I was like dude You got put me on Fox Sports 1 like let me kick off the main card. Yeah, and he was like ah There's this fight that fight whatever reason you're on Fox Sports 2

So I was like all right. Well if I make it quick You got to're on Fox Sports 2. So I was like, all right, well, if I make it quick, you gotta put on Fox Sports 1. Yeah. That's great. So I made it quick. So I was like, what time? Was that fast enough? Yeah, right.

You're gonna put that on? Yeah. That'd be great if your corner through you will one or a two for how fast you're like, you know, on Fox Sports 1. You're like, get it. Is something like that, like your game plan just worked perfectly?

That was in the game plan. I was like, I was ready to like bang out. Like plan just worked perfectly? Um, that wasn't the game plan. I was like, I was ready to like bang out. Like I wanted to like have a, I been working my stand up a lot. So I wanted to put on like a good little like, you know? It's so funny man, when you guys talk about stand up just in my head, it's just really be like, Hey, so dating with that. Ah, that's weird. Like, Mickey's killing me.

Stand up game is tight. Just keeps roasting the people around, trying to make the guy giggle enough so you can punch him. You got something with this ref hug You see the way the ref walks it's like walking dead over here like Nice beard dick haul my right you know what I'm saying you been looking at this guy too all night Bikki stop we're supposed to be We're supposed to be fighting Thank you guys here it is to be To go on if you can make some giggle when you're supposed to be fighting them that'd be really good and extremely distracted

And would that fuck you up if someone sets some hilarious shit? Yeah, I feel like I before the plane go this way can be together Yeah, let's break down I'm ready to break down both her walls Okay, you're like in the clinch just like yeah, I'll let you win for a speech What's going on man if you tied them up on the fence needs go what are you wearing? What's that color body's tired of what I was gonna be All you are smooth you're so you are tense

Were you in a street fight as an adult? Yeah, I was in one like When we go to Denver Figures so you're in Denver downtown Denver. Yeah a lot of drunk. Um, no, so we were there for the UFC It was when a cowboy thought Mazvidol hell yeah, right love cowboy. Yeah, he's a man from Colorado too Yeah, yeah, he's a bad ass. Yeah sure and then it was after the fight We're drinking so wait actually we rolled over to this this bar with Dan Henderson. Yeah Pat Barry rose name of Junus Like there's a whole bunch of fighters like wrote like we when we got there

They're like new us all like new world like coming like we went in Who else there like I akin to I was mean like a bunch of people. Like Jesus. So we were there and we're a little drunk downstairs. I go walk into the bathroom. Yeah. And I kind of like bumped to people.

Yeah. Like I was a little stumbling, but it's crowded. You know what I'm saying? I was like trying to walk through. So this is one of those things where it's like, how are we saying before? Like, my life is not a fight now. Yeah.

A little more. So I turn around and go, go sorry and both of these dudes were in fight senses already They assume fight Sanchez immediately by the time I turn around I like to I like to pump them I turn around to be like oh sorry guys and they're squared up to yeah two people with hands up and I was like oh shit And I just boom I hit one and and then I did he went down and then I I must so the next one I was going to airport This kid must have hit me because I like feel my head like can I practice yesterday like why am I fucking head hurt? So I hit the first kid and then this other kid I guess hits me and next thing I know I'm on top of him Yeah, and he like kind of has me in a guillotine and I'm like no one's a fucking guillotine especially

I don't think anyone guillotine in the world definitely not as dude in this Denver Yeah, I'm from our vada Anyways Mickey golf bum rushes me. I thought you know me call me the team You know that call me at all state you'd rather have your jaw broken than get put the sleep And they politely flips you over brings brings life back to you, goes, wake up baby. Get to me if you want. You know what I did right there. What the fuck?

Next time be careful when you're walking down the steps, great things. Welcome to Loto, welcome to Denver. Yeah, so I'm in this guillotine, and I'm like, right about to get out, and I'm like, I'm gonna crush this motherfucker. I'm on the floor of this bar now, right? So I'm like about to get out and I'm gonna hit him, and then I'll, right, is I'm like pulling my head out, I feel like the security on my back, like bar now, right? So I'm like about to like, I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna hit him. And then I'll, right, I'm like pulling my head out,

I feel like the secure on my back, like, Mickey, anyway. I mean after something like that you want to change the scenery Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta get out of there Yeah, I don't know happened to the first guy either so I don't want I was good to leave I didn't know You weren't if you weren't a professional fighter and you was the guy walked in there and did that you do want to stay at that bar Oh, you should have that bar the rest of the night. Yeah, you got signed spoke of Marbro red and I fucked that window That's gotta be a fucking Oh, you're the shit at that bar the rest of the night. Yeah, you got signed spoke of Marbro Redden. I fuck that window. That's gotta be a fucking, cause that guy probably, that guy's story.

He's like, we're on the bar. It's fucking dude, these fires come in. And it's bump into chat. And so immediately I draw, I draw the sword out the sheath, bro. And you know, it must be his fucking hit. You know, oh, fucking, he hits chat. I go in, I get him in a pretty sick key team about to check him out. Secure he's all all like please let him go. He's a nice guy

I'm all like all right, maybe he's professional fire like I don't want to ruin a guy's career cool So I he's up. I got fans. I got my fantasy draft tomorrow Makes a little bit of sense me you are parking lot kid. Oh I was I was in the store kid, and my mom worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did rental tuxedos, and I was just, so it wasn't a lot of people coming.

It was one of those, the staff just kind of hung out all day, waiting for the four people a day who come to rent tuxedos. I was a ring bear in the fashion shows, yeah. Really? Tuxedo fashion just, my mom had to go, and that'd be, I'd be a ring bear. It's that one time we had to leave to go pick my, and I think I got the story completely correct. One time we had to leave a fashion, my grandmother came.

Okay. And when we left, I'm still in my little tuxedo. Mm-hmm. We're driving back and we had to go stop at a police station to pick up my aunt of my aunt and uncle who were at a time heroin addicts. Okay. We had to go pick up my aunt, her daughter-in-law,

not my mom's brother. Yeah, the daughter-in-law to pick her up from jail because she got caught, I think, fucking like blowing a guy for drugs. Cool thing. Awesome. Yeah, she had to leave a fashion show. Yeah, you're a man of the-

I'm a Nicki Minaj and I just bring ghetto right to the fashion show. Did you just get in fights with Manolo fucking? You're a dancing. We gotta go, I'm a my my my nicky Minaj and what you guys bring ghetto right to the fashion show Did you just get in fights of Manolo fucking you? We got to go. I'm sorry my angel general just blew a guy for drugs turns out you blow a guy in a park in the daytime Anyway, my grandmother drive home with my aunt fresh and a jail with cock on her mouth And you know itching for drugs probably just got deliver back to my And you know, itching for drugs probably, it's God, I'm gonna deliver it back to my uncle who's definitely itching for drugs and wondering why, he sent him out to suck cock,

why is she not back with drugs yet? She was not now, I need a doctor, pepper, and a shot of stuff. Meanwhile, she's sitting next to Mr. Pee not. And he's just saying there's a little tuxedo holding a cane. A little fat kid, a little fat kid holding a kid. It's like a ho-in, Cheryl. You being a store kid makes a lot of sense. The only time I was ever a store kid was when my dad worked

at Dan's Lickers in Mill Valley in the Bay Area and he would just take me to work every morning. And I got to turn on the open sign and that was like the payoff where I was like, we pulling it, let's do it. And I was like, but then these homeless people just come in and my I was like, we pulling it, let's do it. And I was like, but then these homeless people just come in and my dad was like, it's so weird to know

that he was a raging alcoholic, but he was shitting on these raging alcoholics because he's like, look at him, he's fucking bombs and I'm like, I can't even get a job bartending in a bowl now. And I didn't think it was weird that they were showing up at fucking 7,38 AM to buy booze. He was like, it's a store. People buy booze.

Where else do you get it from? Yeah, but that was like, you're an alcoholic. And then I was just the kid that was in the liquor store, just in the corner with my wrestling toys. Like, hey, mister, is everything falling apart? How long was that? Uh, like two or three years, I go back there sometimes when I'm driving back from my grandmas, if I'm driving down one oh one I'll like you know pull off in Mill Valley and go to liquor store like buy a gatorade. Yeah, you walk in here like dude I spent a lot of fucking time in here and the first time I did it I was like I can't wait to tell the guy working there like you know I kind of lived here is a kid when I was like

7 8 9 I really like I worked here every summer and winter and I go in it's just this old Asian man and I go I used to come here And I was a kid I go buy something you go I go I used to come in here when I was a kid. I go scratch off. I go Gatorade he goes So You didn't even say Yeah, four times and I was like you wanted to care so much Yeah, not me. I was the back of a small, formal, wear, storeroom. Yeah. Waiting for the DJ my mom was bonin' to send that across my

way. This is for Jason. Yeah, doing his homework right now. It's Michael Jackson's Thriller. That's the reason. Here on B104.5. The B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B Philadelphia. That's the reason we are who we are, those,

because it's just a string of short stories. One of the guys my mom would have babysit me was a guy named Chaz. Yeah, he would let me, I think my mom had a crush on him. He's younger than my mom a little bit, but we're talking about my mom being 20. No, but like, oh, he's 26. 27. So was he like, this is like 23, 24. I mean, I still like that 23.

Do I'm tired? We don't have to date with my mom with a guy who was wearing a Corey Felman hat and rolled up sleeve blazer and had like a tail this explains everything and like you know and like a and like a team is wearing like the open tie you guys go to think like he was dressed like did you guys went to a restaurant no we went to like the New Jersey state fair the Pennsylvania state fairs and yeah and went on rides with this douche bag It's gonna date with a kid who's bigger than him That's a mister. Can you win me something? I don't fit on that one asshole Young I mean like eight maybe yeah, I remember going to the way yeah probably like some other thing I would think that I don't have memories from being seven or eight But I must because my stepfather you must cuz my yeah, well my stepfather came around

Yeah, I was 10 and I just remember so much things before my stepfather you must because my well my stepfather came around. Yeah. I was 10 and I just remember so much things before my stepfather So I must have get fun I think memories are too clear for what I see a three to seven year old yeah or eight year old or nine year old being Yeah, I meet them and see them. I'm like. They're not gonna remember any of this one. Oh, they do I remember going to the Western style. So I just stopped mol see them. I'm like, we're not gonna remember any of this one. Oh, they do. I remember going to the Western style. So I stopped molesting children. Yes, that should stop immediately. I stopped molesting children. I go, I always go tan and under I say. Yeah, there's no thoughts. I go, Jay, I remember my stepfather tanning. Because before that, I couldn't be getting teed off on my every man in my life. I'm pretty sure that's why everyone kept me around.

I was just a little fucking, a little put out. A little pincushion. Yeah, you all made me a stir. I was like, one of those tomatoes, they just keep looking at the pincushions. My mom let, show it on some stairs. My mom let me when I was a little bit older in my early teens,

build like in the garage downstairs, because it was a duplex, but each person inside of the garage, but the other lady didn't use the garage either. Yeah. So I got my grandma bought me a half-size heavy bag, hung that from it, and then I'm just putting down like sleeping bags

and blankets and my friends, they were gonna stay down there. In a cold, dark garage, but how great is this? Up to rainy and garage, we didn't do anything bad. I think compared Dix. That was probably the worst It got is what you worry about your kids are doing. Yeah me and buddy's definitely doing the old leg. Let me check it out No check yours out. We bought a we bought a heavy bag and a boxing heavy bag at the mile high-flee market My mom I was like except bag droves like please. Oh fucking we got mine

So a punch out the gaff to me my friends compared I was like, please, I'll fucking we got minds like a punch out the gaffer me my friends compared to Randy Henken had a pig So skinny big hunker Jewish kid, but just a fucking wallop Milton Burl, huh? Press it uncle milty this fucking song on Facebook guys guys covering. He's got like red dragon tattoos and shit Yeah, his wife's got a big old smile, but he's covering it He got like a shape and she like that if it didn't grow he'd be fine. Wow. I trade my I trade my dick for his 11-year-old dick He had man now as a boy dude Harry

It's big old fat piece. I remember I remember 20 He's pretty Hankins dad I remember I remember 20 Hankin's dad Oh Mr. Hankin in the backyard. Yeah, I was away from the group. He got me. I was a straggler That's the same house. I told you where we Went up and he's like my dad's got a guy from my dad's gun and we went look this dad's gun and right next to it was the pocket pussy That's what people the gun away was like who goes it was the pocket pussy. And if he put the gun away, it was like, he goes first with the pocket pussy. So great. By the way, you know,

Matt his dad would be if he found out a bunch of little kids fucked his pocket pussy. He just wanted it. We all realized after the first kid went that nobody wanted to go sing. Oh, as he fucking laid a gist and I don't remember who was. Oh, man, Trisha, Trisha,

my buddy Byron, a tit by accident. And he hasn't stopped laughing about it. I saw your mom's big Christmas card too. It was middle school and it was like we were smoking cigarettes or whatever and I smoked like cigarettes so I'm like dude I can't go back up to my room. I like left something up there. You gotta go up there. My mom was like it was home after work and she'd gone to the gym so she was like in the

shower or whatever and then Byron has this really high pitch laugh. He's still one of my close friends and he comes down the stairs and he's like, we're like 13, I was like Byron what happened? He goes, I swear it's Bob's boo. He starts laughing. And I'm like, how did you see my mom's boo?

But he goes, she came out of the shower and she heard a noise because she thought we left and Byron ran back up stairs, she came out of the shower, and she heard a noise, because she thought we left, and Byron ran back upstairs, and she came out of the bathroom, and it was like that, and her tip was out. She was like, ah, I like that. I'm byron to solve on titty. That's so great.

It was like one of those things were for a week on the bus on the way to school. Another person would find out, and they'd be like, Byron saw your mom's tips, and you're like, do she saw one tip? You didn't kill your shower. And you didn't kill yourself you see your fine rebounded great Fire and her Joe blow my mom's back out a couple times. Oh, that's I heard friends parents have

Also Joe so it was you know how you had a Joe I Joe Byron had a Joe he got stepped that name Joe so he was like Oh, he goes, oh man. This is the way he's sitting. This keeps on going. Dude, Byron's the shit. He's a commercial electrician at Colorado. He's fucking, he did it and he goes like this. He goes, oh man, I think he just fucking your mom.

I'm like, dude, shut up. Let's go outside and smoke. And he's like, oh. He's not, man. You smoke when it's over. I want to clarify a comment I made Tuesday on the air. Yes. You both, especially Jay, was picking out Apocalypse Skier.

Yes. And I told him, don't buy Gerberts made in China. Yeah. I got a lot of flack on the internet for that. And I stand by my statement. Oh! In the dirty of it is made in China. And what you were looking at.

I saw that in reviews. I absolutely believe was made in China. Gerberts does have a high-end line that's still made in Portland, Oregon, but My job as a producer. What is it my bottom line? I swear to guys to ensure the show is at its best Yes, and my hosts are taking care of exactly if I send you out into the apocalypse world with some shitty made in China send you out into the apocalypse world with some shitty maiden china gear then i'm an asshole producer yeah absolutely and i i deeply care about dan and jay and i'm not gonna give them something that i think is not gonna let them survive fighting zombies in the apocalypse i'd be lying you if i didn't tell you last night i looked at this stuff more online and by the way but there is here's the problem can i just say that careber kit? Yeah, is the only zombie apocrystic machete. If you

want to practice with it, I would say get it as a practice kit. Jacob, I say to you want to really get something? I say, me how? By the kit. There's a there's Gerber does make an axe that I would recommend to you. But the hatchet, for hatchet, a hatchet, a hatchet, I mean, now you're speaking my language. But the hatchet alone is like $185. For one? Yes.

So $1,000 will get me nine around a hatchet or nine. But I'm saying that if you want to buy a good hatchet, just hatchet, so. I'm a hatchet, Dan. I'm a just, not a hatchet. Good steel costs money. Second one from the top. Yeah, that one's bad ass, dude.

That one right there. Yeah. What's up? What's up, dude? Let's do this. Look at you, you want that one's bad ass dude that one right there. Yeah, what's up? That's the what's up? Dude, let's do this look at you gonna be staring down the ass under that I don't think you know all fuck dude. I don't know. I don't want to be on the spicy side of that Just fuck that I mean, that's a wicked machete. Oh, dude. I know it's not the most like curvy and all that kind of stuff I do like the gator tooth one afraid is'm afraid it's not gonna hold its sharpness. Okay, why do you say that?

None of you know that the zombie heads, the zombie heads come right off. The squishy. We talked about it. It's gonna dull eventually. If you go through the head until like wood. But what if every night by a fire, I sharpen it while I tell kids the stories

of how the world used to be? Yes, that's gonna be my favorite while I play my harmonica. They don't be playing harmonica. And I'm gonna have stories of how the world used to be. Yes, that's gonna be my favorite while I play my Dad'll be playing harmonica and I'm gonna have a still be a team. I'm gonna have my eye patch on I'll be like there was a Bear that children used to read about called Winnie the Pooh. I'm like, and you still have two eyes I go I did God damn live and dead Lose playing zombie yeah, he's gonna going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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He's gonna like, many Mr. T. Yeah. He's gonna have a lot of feathered earrings. Yeah, come on man. Oh, Jay, that ain't what happened at all. I go, we're ass-ending Sue City. Goddamn dead cock-secret's-cronol over us.

Jane gets the idea. We miss Jacob every day. You brought us these knives. I'm sorry, Jacob. You have to be the one that dies. I have to grab Dan at one point and be like, we found a place before. I go there.

We'll find another place. That should be the tagline for all those walking dead fear of the walking dead shows. We found a place before. We will find another place. There's always another place. There is. So we have to build our own kits.

Me and Dan have to build individually our own, how we would do. What I want Jacob to do is come up with lists of all the things he named, a bag to carry in it. I don't know if he knows, at some point, I'm gonna have to get a bowstaff to prove my worth. You are. Look up bowstaffs real quick.

And all the cut. and also broadsword Should we go full-blown pirate though and it's gonna fire? Yes That's all I know the guns that have the two it's the two hammers on it. You're all do a tiny elephant gun Christine typed in bowstaff and it went right back to this douche that we were. He said, yeah, dude, that is some sick both staff work. No problem. I can do that. No. Right now. Give me a stick right now. There's no way you could do what I'm just did. Yeah. I do. Get a step. Find us a both staff. Tickles are no. Get done a tell. I'm here. I've got to be a problem. My panel. of both staff get down a mop handle broo stick i can go

yeah this is flag girl training i can do this because i was on flags i can't just ice christine just locked down her weapon for the post-apocalyptic totally pretty awesome christine having a post-aplete letter have it she has where the uniform no or like a apocalypse version i want to see She has like the general fucking bad on here like the you know the band war. Yeah. Oh, dude

And then we never she's doing only car flag girl. Where's flag girl? Yeah, she's scouting She scouted and by the way when she starts fucking zombies up. You just hear a marching band Just a kiss I swear I think I say when she starts fucking zombies, I think she's bound to. Yeah, she goes, I mean, options will be limited. When she starts fucking zombies, she's gonna fuck his own. She's gonna at least give it a shot. I go, Jay, I hate to tell you this, but I just scouted over that hill and there is a zombie

Jason Mamoah. He is hungry. He goes, and they are three zombies going to town on Christie. He goes, what, they're killing her. He goes, no, no, she's covered herself in zombie butts, they don't kill her, but somehow she's getting them all to fuck her. Yeah, I don't know if she bought them.

Zombie drinks. I can do that. No problem. No problem, damn. Dude, there's no way you can do that. Right now. There's no way you can do that. On the streets, they'll throw money at me.

At the Bonfire SXM on Twitter, we'll treat out this video that Jay easily cannot do. You're just wrong. Dude, I believe in Flag Girl. I do not believe in you. You think Christine is better than me? Yes. How about I stick fight Christine?

I'm between shows. I've been waiting for that since the first episode. Is it rubber foam? Christine Ghetto. You want to get two sticks into what's to do this at home? Fuck yeah, dude. Get those.

Buy those. Buy those right now. Two six inch bow steps. Can you, can you, can you, can you buy me a night stick? Oh, watch where everybody that I've also ordered underwear recently. Christine!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Off Amazon. This shows things anal loop for him. For him. Welcome to the show everybody. Gene Simmons, the legends himself, in studio with us. Thank you for giving us this round. I'm sorry I had to walk past our playboys.

They were fans sent. Judge our fans. I was on the cover of Playboy. Was that you and four chicks? Four chicks. That's a good one. I may have been either the only one or one of very few who've been on the cover.

What's man on the cover? Yeah, there's not many. No. By the way, you have something in your nose? Yeah, yeah, it's a nose for you. Fishing accident or something. Yeah. No, it was just, you know, it's funny.

I made this decision in my mid-30s too, which is pretty weird. So it's changed. Yeah. Yeah. I'm from mid-transition right now. I only got the chasbono hair cut. Look at that.

That is great. Three chicks. It's three, I'm sorry. Shenatova, by the way. Shenatova, that's Ashkenazi's. Faradit, this is the correct use of the language. Shit. Damn, man, you're really less than the bus that hour too. That's whatadita's the correct use of the language. Yeah, shit. Damn, man. You're really russin' to bust that out, too.

I'm a guy. I'm a guy. Yeah, I'm a boy. I'm a Jew, but I don't know that thing. But you worship a Jew. And so your girlfriend's about to leave you. She's smiling. Oh, yeah. I mean, is she really... Is it your girlfriend? Yeah, yeah, she's my girlfriend. Sure. Yeah, no, I agree with you.

If she ran off with you, I would take that for the story. First of all, you'll send her back in months. Oh, yeah, show her the crazy tongue. No, no, I can't do that. You can't show her the tongue? Well, the floor's a little dirty. That's true. It's true, they don't care about it in the studio.

No, I don't have a dirty tongue to brag about this. It's really not about the size, honest. It's more about the fact that it has a spinning dry cycle and it can whip up a good goddamn froth. That's it. Oh, that would have lovely way to preview Cunnelingas. What do you mean lovely? All of a sudden you're criticizing me.

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I'm saying it's a great, I'm saying it's a great, I'm saying it's a great, I'm saying it's a great, I'm saying it's a great, I'm saying it's a great. I was saying it's an eloquent way to tell women you're gonna eat her pussy is but I didn't say that So you know I see this on my finger. Yeah, you're gonna fister while be honest with you gene I'll be honest with you. You're gonna lose that ring up there There's some sick off the rings first. I lose that ring up there I'm telling you I'm hungry now. Let's get a burger. It's things out in the back. You're gonna lose that ring Do people pitch you businesses a lot? I get approached all the time about ideas, but I bet on the horse

So when Paul and his brother first he and I met we just I talked about their kids They were your kids weren't they yeah, and I was trying to be nice. Hey, what do you guys do? We're in the soda business, huh? What is that? And they started talking about upstate New York. Tom, that Indian word. Good Jack with it. God bless you.

It's something that a lot of time people call Indian people. That's moving to the neighborhood. Yeah, we got a bunch of shit Jack. It's a place up there. I used to go to Pacific Coast Mall, but now there's a whole bunch of Chicago. What is up there? My grandmother is making on the sidewalk.

My grandmother feels uncomfortable eating at that restaurant when there's so many Sygeco. So you know there's a slot machine to TGI Friday, the whole town's going to shit. Okay, so back to sanity. There we go. We have a cannabis company restaurant chain. We have the largest box set of all time, jeansimmonsvalt.com. Yeah, oh, we're aware of the fault.

Yeah, we were looking at the $50,000 experience. Yeah, 50K gets you into the studio with me to do crazy stuff. And then I can go to your home and eat mom's cooking for 100K. 100K is you come to the house and hang out with the fam for the F. Our thing was we were trying to crowd fun to bring that money up so we could send you to a place where it would be like someone who's not a fan yeah and have you burden them like burden them with eight hours yeah you're gonna be like hey guys we got to write this we're supposed to write a song I have to

get out of here it's like I don't know down I'd love to go to the movies with you but I have to write a song with Gene Simmons now because you bought this for me. Why don't I say no to this? How much did you say? 50k. The 100k, though. The 100k, yeah, 100k.

Fine. Yeah. Alright. We did it together. I just say you know, we said to one of our just like, just like a young black friend who's only in the current hip hop, and just go, hey man, I just spent a lot of money on you.

I'll get you awesome gift. My Gene Simmons can come hang out if I can. Dude, open your keep your tape. It's fine. But appointment to cancel it. I want to say you are. Julie, things always impress me besides your Judaism.

It's a side from that. First things always Judaism. Remember the tribe. What is 12 inches in Jewish? Nothing. I'm going to come this. By the way, one is 12 inches in Jewish. Nothing. Yeah. Oh, look at you guys. Yeah.

I'm gonna come in happy New Year. Oh, that's not happy Jewish. Happy New Year. No, that's really funny, but we own the banks. Woo. Yeah, they're here. Well, we were saying most of the children here for a second. In your vault set, 150.

By the way, in Israel it It's I go vault but go ahead 150 unreleased 167 167. Yeah, I'm released solo songs there their tracks some of them You know rock and roll night calling Dr. Love Christine 16 with a van Halen brothers Three tracks with that I co-rolled Bob Dylan, including the songwriting session. There's an awful lot there. If you started to listen to it now, you'd be here almost 12 hours later without a PP break. That's the thing we were saying,

and we started looking up at a curiosity. Led Zepp one in their entire career, made 104 songs or something like that. It's such a prolific, when I heard that number, I have prolific that is. You just never stop writing. I'm an only child.

Yeah, I have a lot of time. Only children really, it's a lot of boredom growing up. But yeah, Jean, thank you so much for coming on the show. Fuck yeah, man. That's a pleasure. You're welcome. Say that again, word again. It's good Jack, what up?

Good Jack, what up? I want to say to you too in a moment, for real, my stepfather when I was young, my stepfather came to my life and I was 10 years old and huge kiss fan and brought that in my life. And I'm still to this day and day and all test to that. Like I've turned him on to kiss music

because he wasn't as familiar. I've been a huge fan for a long time. So it's really a pleasure to have you in here. It's been fun. I should have told you how good looking you were when I first walked in. It's okay. Just just a time. Show me that tongue. Say it with your tongue work. Don't start something. You're not going to finish. Alright guys, I have to go have gay sex with Gene Simmons. We'll be right back. It's the Bonfire. Alright,

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