The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Ghengis Bob

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

It's Saint Patrick's Day and the gang's back together in their NYC studio. Jay and Christine have moved into their new house and plan to get chickens, humming birds, and rats. Bob shows a sexy old photo of himself where he looks like Genghis Khan. Later, Bobby passes gas in the studio and laughs hysterically at his accomplishment. Jay declares that it's concert season and ponders what shows he wants to attend this year. Bob texts Farrah Abraham about her Bonfire appearance last week and stand-up comedy performance. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly I guess me an Irish get you a couple perks on st. Patty's day Because my boy big Jay just gave me headphone rights. I just passed it on I said no this is This is Robert Patrick Kelly day. I Love you, man. God bless you and God bless the Irish. Happy St. Patty's Day, even if you'd look Puerto Rican like me. And you look nothing like Irish. Somebody... Fuck somebody from down south.

When you're handsome against the grain of your race or religion, Yeah. Be that Jewish and then like you know Irish like Justin you take a big a lot of pride in that Justin's really it means so much to Justin Silver the Beastmaster that he's Jewish although he believes he looks very Italian. 100%. And you... I didn't even know he is Jewish till right now. I'm not gonna be friends with him anymore He's so Jewish. It's it tastes like I was gonna have milk, but it was orange juice. I don't like it. Oh That hits it hits that hits you thought it's gonna be milk and then it was orange juice. That's gonna make you spit it out

Justin oh my lord Yes, and you Look Puerto Rican. I do although you are but you love that I didn't do it you used to I mean the thinness of your mustache was mind-boggling it was In Jacob, I actually know the hospital get that done. It was I mean it looks like it was like it was like sewn in it was it just Dusted his upper it was I mean it looks like it was like it was like sewn in it was it just dusted his

upper lip I mean laid there Why are you I mean I have full Irish. I want to Irish Sicilian I have a little Sicilian in me. I'm gonna send you a photo right now look how fucking thin that is Motherfuck that's thin oh geez oh oh god I was a cover for that video what happened Bobby did you eat your mustache well I'm gonna I'm gonna

send Christine this one I'll send it to the bonfire is this the thinnest it's ever been buddy I found this one this is a new you know I've been through you know sexy Bobby sure Puerto Rican Bobby yes I've been through, you know, Sexy Bobby. Sure. Puerto Rican Bobby. Yes.

We've been through. I feel there's a lot of overlap in those two though. There's a lot of different, you know, there's Lifeguard Bobby. There's Shades Kelly. Shades Kelly, Influencer Bob. Influencer Bob. Bobby Strings.

Buddy, I found a version of me that I didn't know existed. Oh God. And wait till you see. I would love for you to name this one. Okay. I feel like I know what I'd name it, that I didn't know existed. Oh, God. And wait till you see. I would love for you to name this one. OK. I feel like I know what I'd name it, but I would like to see. I wonder if we fall in the same place.

I just sent it to Christine. It's in the chat. It is. I've I've. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Christine gave the laugh of a fucking 70 year smoker. I can't wait. I've been holding onto this photo for you all weekend

This came up on my feed and I was like I thought it was AI. I thought it was somebody made something This is a version of me that I I was for a very short time I I didn't I forgot about this. What's the error of this the years? This has to be in between This is in between 2000 this before Max is a body I knew this is in between 2000, this is before Max. This is a Bobby I knew. This is Bobby, yeah, this is before Max. I think before me and Don got married, still dating, but serious. Because any time I was fat, I was serious.

You know what I mean? With Don? Yeah, when I wasn't serious with Don, I was fucking... You guys would take a break and you'd be fucking doing one-armed pull-ups in the garage clubber Lang I think the one we lived on 43rd Street and probably a few years into that okay where I became this version Which I would love for you to name because I I forgot about this Bob. Okay. This is a Crazy version is this motorcycle jacket on a Vespa Bob? No, this Bob okay this is a crazy version is this

motorcycle jacket on a Vespa Bob that was a funny one this is not English English Bob you're wearing a fucking the dope leather jacket like you had those nice leather jackets and then with the stripes down the side and then you come up with your knees touching on a scoot telling telling everyone it was the best idea. By the way, I'm a susceptible dope. If I had the money, he'd have got me to get one in a second. I was so jealous. I was like, man, that's the way to do it.

I could be zipping in here from Queens on my vestment. Bob was like, easy, dude. Park around the side of all. Holy shit. Oh my God. Swarthy, Bob. I don't know what you have. I don't know if it's-

Captain Bob Sparrow? Oh My god That's Bob the Merciless Throw a caption on that one why not? I don't know how I got look at that you're talking about my mustache of course you're talking about the thing I mean I don't remember this this era of me your eyebrow control is Shogun going into battle what it's the rock oh he's definitely giving a people's eyebrow by design that's on purpose I look like the rocks third cousin that still lives in Samoa. Oh my god, you really do. It's pebble This is this around the same time did that geisha character Comes out of a Chinese restaurant holding it a fucking cleaver in the middle of a knife fight you just come out of their thing and you give them a little bit of a run for his money,

whoever the hero is. Well, this is the one where I went, there's a famous, I think a video out there, maybe when we were out there Hard Rock doing Opie and Anthony show and we were Halloween and Colin had a grass skirt on and I was like, is that your Comedy Central contract? And he went, you look like something you'd get at a gift shop on the way out of Honolulu I think this was that error This has to be that error for sure, but this is where he might have got sister ping is what you're thinking Yeah, which is when I played the who's a real person by the way sister ping

If you look it up It's like it's like the sister ping in this guy is like RuPaul. He's in and out of drag when he's not, when he's not doing his job. You look like you have a headquarters, you have a headquarters inside a volcano. Buddy, you understand how much I was saving this for you. This is such a good picture. By the way, you don't even look bad. You just look very specific. It's just like this is like you orchestrated this look,

and I don't know if you're being funny or not. Like you are the guy. Like you're like when this shows up, and then you start talking and it's you, it's like whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is this guy? Bobby? But I don't remember him. Like I remember all my Puerto Rican Bob,

Sexy Bob, Shades Kelly. I remember my versions. I don't remember. Centuries long feuds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Feudal Japan. Yeah. Yeah. Um. Yeah. It looks like you could be a Highlander. You could be a Highlander and this is as modern as you could be a highlander

You could be a highlander and this is as modern as you could get you found your look back in the pirate time This goddamn music he's playing is fucking killing me It's so funny. I don't remember like I want to talk to dawn be like dawn What were you thinking cuz she was thinking you were leaving the fight Zorro every day Well, you also weren't always making that expression What were you thinking? She was thinking you were leaving the fight Zorro every day. Well, you also weren't always making that expression when you looked like this. Dude, that's corn mustache.

It's corn. You have corn mustache. You should have played in corn. Dawn won't let me leave the house. I was wearing all blue one day, and she's like, you can't leave. Bring up Got the Life video and tell me that Bobby shouldn't be in corn. I don't know how she let me do that. Like how?

Well that's always, they say the woman's move is they dress you like a jerk off. So, and they go, no, you look good. Christine goes, Christine tells me still, I really like the wallet chain look on you. And all people do is make fun of it. Yeah. And I think she loves that.

Look, Bobby, you have Jonathan Davis got the life mustache. Where, where, where? I like those moves. She loves that look Bobby you have Jonathan Davis got the life mustache WC dude, where is he? I mean you definitely have Do a picture do Jonathan Davis got the life picture. You'll see Bobby's got fucking corn corn facial hair. I, dude, that photo came up and I was like, I thought somebody made it of me, and it was actually, I'm like, oh that is me,

and I was getting glimpses, like flashbacks, like I had amnesia, and it was like these times are coming back of battles I had. Bobby, you were a great warrior. Christine, back that up a little bit before the chorus. I think those are the times- Yeah here it is. When Lewis hated me. Alright back it up a little more.

Good, that's good. Dove C. The lyrics dude's right there for you. I wish you could see his mustache better. Who is it? That guy? Damn corn rips. Oh yeah, lead singer dude. JD! I call him JD because we toured together. Yeah, what does he call you? Big J.

Bob saved me, and I hate him. They all have versions of my look. The drummer has my goatee That's not the drummer anymore fuck that guy why Cuz my friend is the drummer who's your friend Ray Luzier Ray Luzier He's the he's a drum of this band the drummer from corn forever now really well It's not forever since I my first tour was his first tour with him. He just left one day what a dick Just left. I have talked to the

Like I need singer about this before he was like, yeah, dude He really left one day and we didn't talk to him for like four years even before it was like even some sort of like Hey guys, I'm out of the band if you didn't know it's so weird. Hey, I know you've made two albums, but uh Yeah, I do look like him. Yes. There it is. If he got stung by a whole lot of bees. Well he would have that look too because he had some sort of a blood issue where he would blimp up. What did you call me, Genghis Bob? Genghis Bob.

It's perfect. Look at that, dude. Burn me up, burn me up. I gotta see it. Ah, oh my God. Fucking Bob the Life. Wow, dude. Dude, corn Bob.

We gotta give Bob a corn name. I gotta see it. Ah! Oh my God! Fucking Bob the Life. Wow, dude. Wow. Dude, Corn Bob. We gotta give Bob a corn name. That's what, I didn't have any greys in my beard yet. Damn. Yeah.

Yeah. That's the brow from Corn. You don't remember brow? He was great, dude. He played keyboards for two albums. Brow. Brow. That's my move. that's my signature move.

You can just have a corn. Oh, I'm so excited for corn system of a downer. Are you going to that? I don't know, am I? I don't know. You're my concert guy. I don't buy tickets anymore because you say don't do it. Because I was buying stupid things.

And then I told you I'm gonna buy Jack White and you said don't. And then you never did. Everybody forgot about Jack White. I didn't. You did. I told you two weeks later. I know. To buy the never did. Everybody forgot about Jack White. I didn't. You did. I told you two weeks later. I know.

By the way, we whiffed on Jack White. But I was about to buy the tickets. Well, we are, we were more upset with the fact that Josh Eddermeyers went and didn't tell anybody that he was going. Well, because, well, he's not a dick, that's a Josh. That's called being Joshed. You got Joshed.

Yeah, you got Joshed. That's what he does. That's right, you simply got Joshed's what he does Marcus Marcus King remember and the next night he's like dude come back tomorrow, and he was like he never called I was like to call me. I'll come with you. I'm here. We're at the comedy cellar never. Hey, it's a call me since Denied yeah, we got Josh You know you played in corn briefly we were together Josh didn't you got him dude guys, you know you played in corn briefly We won't take great cancer together You went to a what a great concert together me and Josh the four-hour concert that Jacob was too old for last year

I Believe you you were you were tired too and Josh said the same thing great concert little long Where was a little long for I was a little long. The Cure one was three hours. That was nuts. It was three, but it felt like seven. It felt like days. It's like going to a day at a festival. It's a bunch of different acts.

It's ten different acts doing two songs. She got to see Peter Frampton. Do you feel like we do? Wow. Which rules. Michael McDonald. Oh wow. Cher.

Oh my god, when was this? I saw that, you must have been so happy. Last Thursday. How many hamburgers did he eat during the concert? No hamburgers, but we did have peanut M&Ms and Sour Patch Kids and Diet Cokes and waters. We really lived it up. Fucking two lesbians having a fun time.

She's not mentioning his two hot dogs on the way in. You had two hot dogs? No, no, no. She'd always say Josh. Dude, Josh, we went to Terminal 5 to watch his show, and he got the grossest hot dogs from the place right outside, but he just like, he has to get something. Yeah, because his metabolism is just churning. He has chimpanzee muscles that never shut off.

You're not wrong. You're not wrong. His bicep goes from fucking neck to elbow. It's nuts. His body is wild. But he doesn't have the killer instinct of Genghis Bha. That thing is great. That guy definitely has a knife on his side at all times.

That was my head shot for like a solid second. That guy's wife? That guy dominates his wife. Yeah. That was a different era for Dawn. You didn't take no shit when you came home with that fucking luck. No.

Since you guys brought up the tickets concerts, I was gonna bring it up off here, but you know, we're talking. You guys have your connection. You think you can put in a word for Oasis tickets? Connections the wrong word for it no connection we have agencies yeah that will get you face value tickets when possible. You can say you can make that one agent because even though we're at the same agency his agent gets him tickets my agent gets me in B rooms around the country

no I'm kidding and also for Oasis you got to get in line they're only doing two shows and I didn't even know they were on sale it was impossible it was impossible but you'll get to Oasis buddy relax. Relax. It's a tough ticket. It's a tough ticket. I mean, it's a tough one. There's no such thing as a tough ticket. Well, you said that, but we didn't go to... Jack White?

No. What? I was going to buy the tickets. I had my finger on the button, and I remember you going, don't... I'm not taking blame for this. Okay, but let me just blame you for a second, and then not take it. Okay. Let me blame you, and then you don't have to take it.

That's fine. Okay? I will, yes. Let me blame you. All right. And then you don't have to take it. That's fine. Okay? I will, yes. And Christine, you can use this. I can't, when I see that Genghis Bob up there, I know that guy lives inside of you still. I don't want no shit. I don't want no shit with that guy.

Damn, dude. Holy shit. Buddy. Buddy. Dude, you're the fucking founding member of the Satan's Cock MC. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a one percenter of the Ching of Wings. Buddy, I have my finger on the button.

I go, I hear you going, never, don't do it. You don't buy tickets, I'll get the tickets. And I literally said, don't stop. I really wanna go see, I go, well wait. I go, Jay said he'd get the tickets. She goes, I'll buy the tickets right now. We all wanted to go. And you said, I got it, we got go, Jay said he'd get tickets. She goes, I'll buy the tickets right now. We all wanted to go. And you said, I got it, we got it, it's good.

And when I, I can't bug you. You're also overselling my, I got it, I got it, it's good. It's just, I'll get them through. We'll see if we can get a hookup, and then if not, we'll just go through. Oh, stop, stop, stop. Go through CIA. Go back, go back, go back. Sure.

We'll see. Not that we'll see, we'll get them for sure. Yeah, that's what you said. Yeah. And we didn't. We just completely forgot about it 100%. But everybody forgot, you could've, listen, I was like, it's not until,

you said it was in February, it wasn't. It was, or no, you said it was in November when you talked about it, and then it was not in November, it was in February, and then just no one brought it up again. That's all. So everybody forgot. This is a conversation if you would have said, Jay, the concert's coming up, and I went, shit, dude,

nothing came through and I couldn't buy them or anything. That's not what happened. We all just forgot. But in the future, should I not buy the tickets? Yes. But I have to remind you about the show. Right, but you could also tell Matt Frost to do the exact same thing. Listen, I'm East Coast. Can I talk to Matt Frost?

Yeah. Can I straighten this shit out, please? Sure. Thank you. I'm fascinated by that. Why is your agent... Get Matt Frost on the phone. He's West Coast, and he's East Coast.

I've never asked Matt for anything like that It has nothing to do with the agents the agent You're mad for a vibe the agencies bought tickets and they have X amount of because they can resell at face value to their clients What what are you looking at? You have Matt's number? I don't I have to only email him. You've lived with him He told me not I've never lived with Matt. I stayed at his house. Call Adam, wait, wrong place, call Justin. Tell him I need Matt Frost on the horn immediately. You think I can't get to this guy?

You think you can hide him away? Buddy, I don't have his number. I'm gonna curse him out the way he's treating you. There's no treating me anyway. Bobby, you've shown loyalty to this guy. I love Matt. Through 55 different jobs he's had. But here's the thing,

it's not that he wouldn't get me the stuff, but here's ready, he only had two jobs. You're backpedaling. I'm not backpedaling. He's had 11 jobs in times I've known him. He's had New York Comedy. Mm-hmm. New York Entertainment. Then bought New York Entertainment.

New York Entertainment bought New York Entertainment from Barry Katz. That was his company. Then he went to Paradigm. And then he went to CAA. Right. That's four jobs. All right. You said two. It's already double what you said, but it's also

You said I was using hyperbole for the sake of I don't even know what hyperbole means, but I was using it, too I learned it recently, and I think I use it right and I like it. I don't know if you did Hyperbole yeah, yeah, I'm exaggerate. What is it? I could have what does it mean? Exaggerating statements not meant to be taken literally. Yeah, I'm hyperbolizing about Okay, not sure if that's a thing. Let's look up. Can you hyperbolize? I'm high. Maybe I'm hyperbolizing about Matt Frost me Not having his number That's a thing. No, you're using it wrong. Are you sure? Yeah, it's not exaggerating. You're lying

You're using it wrong. Are you sure? Yeah, it's not exaggerating. You're lying Using fallacy Smart we are so fucking smart here. Well, I just wish that the tickets would have came to fruition Okay, good use. Thanks, but I also wish that yes Somebody I wish I'd put Jack White concert in my calendar like I do with most of the concerts I want to go to. Well, next time. So I can't completely forget about it until it already happens. So next time I have to sell you and then make sure she knows.

Yes. So that she'll remind you. Yeah. Right. But we'll never get to see Jack White again because he'll never tour again. Why do you believe that's the case? Because he said that at his last show. He goes, this is the last time I'll ever do it again. So if you don't get

tickets, you're done. He didn't say that. He said it to me. You're using hyperbole. You know what? Hyperbolize, nice! Not bad, not bad. Look at us, we together worked that out. We're like those dumb Siamese twins on Sesame Street. We worked it out together. Slowly, but surely. Well, all right, well, I would like to go to the, I would like to go to the concert with you. There's some, can I tell you all the ones that are coming up? Sure.

You gotta tell me what you're down for. All right, I'll tell you what I'm down for. Ready? I'll hold this. April 3rd. Okay, this is up and this is down. Thursday, April 3rd. Right, go. Deaf Tones tones Mars Volta at the garden

At the garden. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, if I don't see them cuz that you said they're great. So okay, okay Okay Christine you have the thing in front of you stuff. That's only what I have for April and then coming up in May is Manson No, oh, yeah, Manson. I've always wanted to see Manson gotta see man and you say that he's back like it's a it's awesome. It's great Okay, great. I thought on Monday. I was up. Thank you on a Monday right after work. Okay We got two thumbs up one two What else Christine?

Let's not forget. Oh, oh. Oh, I don't... July, I know this one. July 25th. Friday night. Toto, Men at Work, Christopher Cross, PNC Arena. Wow. Thumbs down? Here's why. Here's why.

What, July 1st? No., what'd you say June 1st? June 25th. I said July 25th. Because I will be away. I won't be here. That's Friday. I'll be gone Friday Okay, then you're gonna have a really sad weekend of FOMO. Why? Because the next night. Yeah, Jones Beach Pantera Jones Beach Thumbs up on that one So wait waiting for my you're gonna be gone Friday wait a second. I'm Toto, but no go back go back to Friday Toto Fridays January 25th Toto PNC

Men at work also in Christopher cross are there. Alright, now it's a thumbs up. Now it's Saturday. Saturday, Pantera, I'm on a Marth at Jones Beach. Is Josh going? Uh, if he's in town, I'm sure. Yeah, thumbs up. And then, is it August? Is that corn?

Yeah. What's the date? 28th. That's the Thursday, right mm-hmm August 28th Corn system of a down MetLife Stadium. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be here. Why are we gonna be it's the 28th. It's the last week of August It's the last week of the summer Thursday. It's the last week of Sunday. I mean last week of summer Yeah, but we're up in the dude you can't come back

I gotta bring max town to see corn system of it down or don't don't say it like that because then I'm a weak spine I'm weak. No, you're not a weak. I'm weak. You're weak. I'm what you're not weak. You just said I'm weak No, you said you're weak. I didn't say that. Did he say it if I did it was a mistake or a 14 slip 14 slip Did he say it? If I did, it was a mistake. Or a? Forty and a slip. Forty and a slip. Sorry. So no. Yes, corn.

I'll go. Is Josh going? 100%. Then you're out. I don't have enough money for food. Met life. That's gonna be good on the floor of that Corn system of it down. I would like to go to that nine snails is the following Tuesday Barclays

The night is the other There means I'm so excited. I'm only buddy. It's the sea. It's concert season. You got to make these decisions I say go to all yeah Nice nails is gonna be insane the bar if was back, if we weren't up in country, if they weren't up there, I gotta find it because like I told you before, Max is getting to the age now, he made friends up where he's at, I'm coming home now, he's out,

and he was hanging out downtown. These are also his prime, and I'm sorry to say this, his prime jack years, and he doesn't want to have his parents six feet away from him. Everyone's sexually frustrated up in that tiny house. Well there's not even a door, we have sleeping lofts, it's a curtain, I can just hear them. Yeah, exactly. Sounds like a squirrel trying to mate.

And you said you're gonna throw an inflatable hot tub up there, that thing is gonna be lousy with load. Yeah, it's gonna be egg drop soup. It's a, oh. Fucking, it's gonna be egg drop soup. It's, oh, oh. Fucking, I got it on him hair. Don's gonna get out of there. It's gonna be good. That's how they make, it looks like spaytzel.

Spaytzel. What are you making, a funnel cake in there? Yeah, I know. Well, he said, do we have to go up for the whole summer? So I think from now on until he's older, he's not gonna wanna go up there for the two months. And then when he's older, he's gonna wanna go without you. Plus we got the new, oh, dude, I'm psyched for that.

But I can't wait till he goes, dad, I'd like to take. Can I kill a girl up in New Hampshire? That's not what I'm saying, I do not want that. I do not want that pop Pop if you I'm just this hypothetically if you buried a body up there. I'm speaking the Genghis pop right now If you buried a body Way back where we hike. Yeah By the way, yeah, speaking of hiking and taste something funny. I was in a Lowe's Hardware yesterday

Yeah, picking up a few things, and I saw an old lady. Sorry, you were picking up stuff? Yeah. What were you picking up? I'm so proud of you, dude. Door stops, a shop vac. Buddy, I'm so proud that you're becoming a man. Thank you.

Now pretty soon you're gonna have to get rid of some of this accoutrements. No. Christine says it looks awesome and chicks love it. Christine doesn't like you. She doesn't want you to be with chicks. No. I'm starting to realize, by the way, I've told everybody this advice before and I've

never thought about it myself. Yeah. What are the dashing and fucking dress clothes every day? Yeah. She is excited when you walk out like that because she's safe. Yeah. I was like, I'm getting a third nose piercing. She goes, yeah, go ahead.

I'm gonna shit. Yeah, why don't you get a bigger chain to nothing? Man, I love those. I love the color pink. What is that color? Is that a new color, right? This? Yeah, what's that one? That's biggest for a couple weeks.

What is that one, though? This is ballerina pink. It's not a, it doesn't pop like black pussy pink. Christine hates you. Christine. Hate you Maybe do you have to find a? Nail salon in Jersey, are you gonna go back? Oh, no, I gotta find a nail salon Jersey. Yeah, no doubt. I can't wait but um Walking around look what is funny also asking people for things that lows with pink nails I never overthought that until this moment. Hey, you know where the hammers are?

I need a mitre saw and a hammer. Your little fingernails flipping in the wind. Bought the toolbox. You got a toolbox. Got the big toolbox. Did you buy tools? We have tools. Did you get the little mini screwdriver kit?

I'm gonna order it right now. No. I'll get it for you. Not yet. But we got toolbox, ShopVac, pretty excited about the ShopVac. ShopVac's cool. Batteries? What else do I got?

I got me and Christine both work gloves. Yeah. I just passed the work gloves and I was like. Did you cut your fingers off yours? Okay, solid purchase. Don't think I didn't think about it. Yeah, our work gloves are pretty great. You're gonna love the ShopVac.

I'm excited for ShopVac. Did you get leather work gloves or did you get the're gonna love the ShopVac. I'm excited for ShopVac. Did you get leather work gloves or did you get the canvas one with the leather on it? I think I got the canvas with leather on it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good choice. They're good for everything from gardening to mechanic work, it says.

Right, because you do a lot of both of those. I don't do either, but man, could you imagine if I started? Yet. I'm thinking about getting into some light gardening. Of all the things I could have chose to go masculine with that was the one do tomatoes get do a tomato I don't know about even growing a new thing. I just want so bad this our yard It's so big and so trashed Then it's like I just want to get that like done

I want to be done so I want to learn how to like... Buddy, this is the easy way into being man gardening. Tomato plants. Get a bunch of tomato plants, you put them in the soil, get some sticks, they go climb up it, all of a sudden the tomatoes grow, no problem, you have to do shit, just water them every little bit, and then you walk out on a day, grab a tomato, slice it up, put it in a salad, like a man.

It is making me smile thinking about pulling a tomato right out of my yard. Black Lou says no. I love the idea, but you also have to remember birds and squirrels, he's gonna have to cage it in some kind of way. Well, here's the thing, tomatoes you really don't, but like, I would think strawberries, they eat those,

those are hard to keep. Like, the squirrels ate the strawberries. But the cucumbers, zucchinis, and tomatoes, they didn't really mess with. God damn, Black Lou just came and shit right on your picnic. Because it happened to me last year. We tried to do the same thing. You tried to do tomatoes?

Tomatoes. I was going to make my famous once a year gravy. Here's what you do. Ready? Here's what you do. And I solve it right and I solve it right now because I solved it because I wanted strawberries you go get The little fence right get your work gloves on you bang it in to the ground, right? And then you put the tomatoes in there and then you put a little bird netting over the top and they don't get in And there you go

The squirrels can't get in the birds don't get in you grow your tomatoes And then July right or bringing on go out grab a tomato little cherry tomatoes to pop them right in your mouth like treats My favorite once a year gravy Dude, maybe you're ready. Yeah, make it you're gonna plant the spring plant my first day off I'm gonna make a nice gravy do zucchinisinis, we had, cucumbers are the best. Those are good. Why is everything so phallic with you? Because, man.

Can I tell you something? I just grow a Christina Garden of dildos from in Golden Gate. You come back, they're all half, they're all halved. Yeah, they're all under the bed in half, and she goes, squirrels got to them. Black, blue, red, squirrels got to them. This is what black lives right, squirrels got to him. Tell you something that'll set you apart

in your backyard that you're gonna love. My parents used to have that in New Jersey. Hummingbird feeders. When you have hummingbirds, they look like they're just, hovering, yeah, it's crazy looking. It's insane. It is wacky looking.

Here's the problem with the hummingbirds. They're beautiful. Bird feeders and hummingbird feeders, here's the problem. You're right, bears. I've never had a bear problem. Well, because you live in Queens. The only bear over there is, looks like Jay. At my parents' house in New Jersey.

Oh. But I mean, that's not as, no, it was a suburb, I don't know why you, Is there a lot of hummingbirds out there? You'll get hummingbirds. If you leave a bird feeder out. Here's the one you get. Specifically the hummingbird feeder. Here's the one you get

The one that goes on the window get one that suction cups on the window like that's just nuts. Oh, I don't want that happening That looks like that looks like a problem like that. It looks like pans labrath. You don't want that Hey, you went to bat your backyard like a goddamn horror movie movie? Yeah, you don't want that. Should we get chickens? No. What? You can't get chickens. Chickens, your neighbors are going to hate you. Oh, yeah.

Because you have, baa. Oh, what is it? What's the rooster go? No, no, what's a rooster? What if you get a rooster? What's a rooster? Baa, ka, ka, ka, goo. Baa, ka, ka, ka, ka.

Wigga, wigga, roo. Are you trying to do a cock-a-doodle-doo? Cock-a-doodle-doo? No. Baa. Baa, ka, ka, ka, ba. We're a little do a cockadoodle do Sounds like the Cadbury buddy all right Every morning in here that shit. They'll hate your face. You don't want that. That's a rooster. Yeah, you need a rooster to make eggs. What? No, you...

Huh? Doesn't the rooster have to fuck chickens to make an egg? No, they're just periods. They're chicken periods. I'm sorry. Yeah. You don't want to... Unless you're breeding, you don't need them.

So that's like Christine would just shit out one of her eggs. Yeah. It'd be like if we were cooking Christine's periods Okay, I got you now. Sorry. I'm dumb. Yeah, don't you need a rooster though with the chickens? Are you sure? No, if you're breathing you do if you're you just buy the chickens. So if you want What's that pigeons oh New York, that's not a pigeon I don't that's not chickens in my backyard you can't have chicken hummingbirds you're

gonna love them it's not like that they're just beautiful you get the one that sticks on your window in the kitchen and you put the little syrup in it and the hummingbird will come up to your window and they can't see you why can't they see you yes Lou anything Lou, anything else you wanna destroy? Just wanna let you know, bird seed attracts rodents. Thank you. Yeah. Squirrels, just to let you know. Well, this is a syrup you just said, though.

The syrup, yeah, the syrup. Such a downer, I never had this issue. I don't want rodents, I don't want rats. You don't have them. You're not gonna get rodents if you get the hummingbird window one. What the hell is this chicken coop? That's a chicken coop get the fuck out of here. Yeah, we got a goddamn chicken coop. I Mean, that's kind of cool

Get your own eggs, dude When I worked on the farm up in New York when I worked in the juvie farm when I got into trouble and they Made me work on the farm for the summer I will go out every morning and get two eggs out of the chicken coop and make fresh eggs. That's insane, dude. I can definitely see you putting your hand underneath the chicken, Jay. Yeah.

To get the eggs. And when they don't produce, I'll grab it and cut its fucking head off. And then do some sort of a Santeria thing in the yard. Dude, maybe you get chickens. I'm not getting chickens. Christine wants chickens. You should definitely buy out.

I don't want chickens. Christine's gonna turn into a fucker. What are you gonna do with chickens when we're not home? She's gonna get her own, she's gonna become an influencer, I bet it. She's gonna start going, hey, it's Chrissy. I'm here with the chicken coop. JD wanted me to get it, but he's away for two weeks,

so he doesn't know it's hurt him. Chrissy's coop does sound good, though. Chrissy's coop'm here with the chicken coop. Jay didn't want me to get it, but he's away for two weeks, so he doesn't know it's hurt him. Chrissy's coop does sound good though. Chrissy's coop? Oh my god, dude. Aw, that's so cute. Can you please get that? I'm gonna be a trad wife influencer. Will you get that Instagram handle right now,

Chrissy's coop? Chrissy's coop. Chrissy's coop. Hey, Chrissy's coop. Hey. Yeah, hey guys. Just out here in the shallow burbs. Yeah. Jay doesn't want the eggs from the coop,

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I can't wait to taste you again. Oh, that's not what she wrote to me. Uh, no, she wrote, was epic. The trip, I said, you know, it was cool having you on. It was epic. I can't wait to do an hour plus long show. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

Who reached out first? Uh, her. What'd she say? She, uh, did a thing. What? Who reached out first? Uh, her. What'd she say? She did a thing with the post, the repost. She posted, I retweeted, then I said... So you wrote, you wrote first. Stop staring at it like it's gonna change history. I'm trying to, I'm trying to.

Keep staring. No, no, I'm trying to read, I'm trying to, cause I get confused who's who. This is me. This is me. Ready? Don't angelic face me. No, because when you give the angelic face, you know it. You're stalling and trying to think right now. Because you're giving me angelic face,

and it brings me back to my childhood, when my aunt would look at me like you did something wrong. Tell the truth. Don't do that. It's because you did something. You did something. Bobby, Genghis Bob's coming back. Genghis Bob is gonna come back.

We're gonna bring a lot of him. That was the most audible swallow I've ever heard in all of radio. Did you hear that? He went, so let me take a look at this. I hope you, because I fucked up on my text. It doesn't make sense. I hope you stand up.

But that's what you wrote. Yeah, it was wrong. Hope you stand up. It was supposed to be, hope your stand up show went well, but I wrote hope you stand up, period. Because you stand up. It was supposed to be, hope your stand up show went well, but I wrote hope you stand up, period. Because I'm stupid. I hope you stand up.

I hope you stand up. Show went well. Thanks for coming on. Lot of fun. That's what I wrote. First. No, second. No.

She posted the thing. She accepted the post collaboration. Yeah. And then you wrote to her. No, it came to me. I thought that was from her, right? collaboration. Yeah. And then you wrote to her. No, it came to me. I thought that was from her, right? No. Yeah.

Nope. Yeah, I'll say yeah. I can say yeah. I'm on radio, nobody knows. Nobody knows nothing. You reached out. Nobody knows nothing, no. Bobby reached out first.

Hang on, here you go. Jacob, go look. Go over there and look, Jacob. Jacob, come over here, I'll stab you. Go film, Blacko. Jacob, come over here, Jacob. I dare Jacob Jacob come over. I'll stab you go film Jacob come over here. I dare you to come over here. Come on Jacob come over here Why can't just look at your phone just over your shoulder Well look over my phone Jacob come over here you wanna look over my phone you want to please you want you want to put me out of here? You want this Bob this what you want you want?

She got the thing right? Then she this thing came out she She hearted yeah, which was to back to me right this was from him Hearted to me. I wrote you there you go I wrote stop. I did not she I wrote you there you go I wrote I did not I This was from you right black Lou posted us us the show the show she hearted to me my thing personally

Hearted right you see the heart That's from her to me me to us us, from us to her, her to me. No. Yes. No, heart, everybody got the heart. Her, us to her, right? Her to me. All right, Bobby.

So I, what? Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. Then I wrote, I hope you stand up, period. By the way, heart isn't saying like, let's have a conversation now. She's just saying like, oh no. She just hearted you back.

All right, so I was like, okay, I wrote, I hope you stand up, period. Show, hang on one second. Show went well, thanks for coming on, lot of fun. She hearted again, great, that was it. I got the first thing, hope your show went well, because it's the thing, and then I was like, you had a lot of fun, blah, blah, blah.

She hearted again, Then she wrote back this. Okay, this is from her. This is so many words. Do you wanna read this? Or you want me to read it? Let Jacob read it. Look, don't be afraid of that mic. Jacob, essentially, please.

Was epic and can't wait to do our plus long show. Stop. Like her. Yeah, that wasn't like her at all. Well, what do you want me to do? This is time to work on your character worst where it's like a bubbly fun fun fun Fair Abraham Farrah it up was epic and can't wait to do our alone our plus long shows My crowd was sad it my crowd was sad it ended so soon was amazing can't wait to get production

Amazing can't wait to get production Productions at it up online and looking forward to going to the skank to the quote skank fest comedy festival and going after organizing a Full tour all year. I pre I appreciate you and your team My team because it came from us. Yeah Yes, she wrote a similar thing to me, but I didn't reach out first I Didn't reach out first we as a show reached out. Where's this picture? We saw gangers Bob. Where's the picture of thirsty Bob? She said she posted her special I I hate Sherlock Sherlock Oakeson is she reached out to, too. Let me see. So I wrote

Well, she well she reached out originally we put it out. She came back. I said thanks for coming on Blah blah blah. We thought this thing was gonna get a little tread some Subtraction from the dookie story turns out everyone was stoked on the fact that she said in passing that she takes ketamine We didn't explore that at all. We were right to the poop. You think, can I go? My friend, I know he does that. So the poop, did it.

Did it feel just amazing when you were done? It was so weird. She did. She mentioned a few things that were very interesting. Just we had her. She was doing some of her jokes, which we should have had her do more of which was great from her set and then we didn't we really blew over the ketamine and Her daughter We were really trying to get to that poop. We blitzed right by the dog Well, the things you don't talk to somebody about their daughter and then about their poop video

do you know I mean you got to pick one per visit and You know what I mean? You gotta pick one per visit. And, uh... We could dig heavy into the being a mom next time. We've cleared the poop thing up. We got to the bar. I'm happy to... I know all that now. That was a thing to one person... That she shouldn't have showed.

That he shouldn't have put out there and shared with the rest of the world. Now, it's the smallest part of me, super happy that you did because I would have never gotten to see that poop video. Right. Sure. We should do a poop video.

We should do a poop video because if it did that for her, where she's at, if we had just me and you side by side. Just walk up to the camera and be like, ooh. And then just go, ooh. And just watch it just come out. Yeah. Those are the two sounds you would make, too. I was the first, you were the second.

Tell me if, oh, another debate I need to have right here with the crew. I'm happy this came up, speaking of, because I have just been whaling my asshole with that bidet. And I will say it's only twice now I've used it. I like, me and Christine are in a debate. She believes you wipe, then bidet,

and then go back in for the wipe. So I just bidet, but I will say this. I still have to do a decent amount of wiping afterwards. You need to change your diet. I still have to do a decent amount of wiping afterwards. You need to change your diet. In reality, we're not supposed to wipe at all. You understand, like dogs, do dogs wipe? No, they shit, pinch it, and their assholes are clean.

Fish. Most of the time, dude. Look your dog's asshole after he shit. When, when don't I? Fuck you talking about, dude, that's's my thing Christine would look our dog's asshole Well, a dog can take a shit and come right back up of the house and jump on the couch. Nobody cares, right? You are if you're shitting where you have to wipe so much that means your diets a little off But it might be from the stuff you're taking that your poop isn't

Maybe yeah, I did have a bit of a dry log today, which tends to catch the sides more. But did the water go in? Oh yeah. Isn't that great? Yeah. Let's see when I have a real nice delicious movement. I'm starting to learn the remote control though. The heated seat is nice because I sat down and it wasn't on.

And I was, ooh, it's chilly. And then you just push the button and I was like, ooh. What about the heated water? Sure. When that water, now don't get it too hot cuz you'll get addicted to that You want to keep it right in the middle cuz you don't want to go because there's nowhere to go It can't get hotter. It really wets up my whole ass though. I will say you wet up, but you have the dryer, right? Oh, I'm not using the dryer. I would here's what I do you get on

Poopy mm-hmm You you a hundred percent do not wipe first. That is disgusting, because you're spreading peanut butter. Look at the face she's giving. You know more than all of Japan. No, I just am so surprised. You're fucking talking to Genghis Bob.

The point is to let the bidet do the work. You're working, you're still doing. Christine, when you wipe up a spill, right? If you took a wet a dry paper towel and wiped up the peanut butter on the counter, right? There's still gonna be peanut butter, correct? If you got a wet paper towel and cleaned it with water It's it's off. I love how condescending he's being it's gone. Same thing with your asshole When you shit sexy shit and you wipe a up dry paper you're smudging the poop You're making it worse you're smudging the peanut butter when you use the water

You're cleaning it all off and then at the end you use the dry paper towel as a I would say a test swipe He's never looked sexier to me, and then you dab it Clean it off, and you'll look you'd be like oh nothing there We're good the way he just talked to her and after the first six sentences he'd go blah blah blah blah correct Then she would have to go yeah He goes and then you do if you smudged it around it would smear it right right and I man that was good Well, I'm too far away to push her face against that window. I know. So I had to use words, Jay.

That was a good. You did. You did a verbal face glassing. Verbal face glassing. A verbal face glassing, dude. That was fantastic. I know she didn't get mushed, but she feels mushed. I feel mushed.

I do. Correct? We all can agree on that. That's basic information that everyone knows That was good, dude Say we die that mustache and get Genghis Bob back. Let's get that thing darkened up We should all do a Genghis Bob. I would do a Genghis Bob. Let's all come in with Genghis Bob you too Christine Take it. No, just take a month off. Yeah, just take one month off.

Yeah, you and Dawn can both just not go to the salon. I would never. I'd sooner die. That's so weird that if we ran out of electricity and everything was done, that our girls would look like us. Dawn and Christine would look like hipster guys in two weeks. Tweezers work. No, all that's gone. You have nothing. Why are tweezers gone? Because they gone they went in the fucking new key

They did because the tweezers survived the fucking zombie apocalypse Used to mustache well Christine this anyway Christine no one's gonna leave the house with tweezers if zombies come correct Correct I would. Nuclear bomb hit, you see the mushroom cloud coming, no one's gonna grab tweezers, am I right? Right? Right? Christine, what do you think they're gonna make the planes with when we don't have enough

steel? We're gonna have to use our tweezers and scissors and razors to make the planes to attack the aliens that are attacking us, right? Am I right? Capiche? Capiche? Capiche? Capiche? Capiche? Huh? Capiche? Anyways.

Christine, I'm gonna start throwing capiche around the house a little bit. I'm liking that. I've never said that word before in my life, but I'm liking that. You gotta put your fingers together with your thumb. Two fingers in the thumb. Capiche? Yeah. I'm gonna be home in 45 minutes.

Dinner should be ready. Capiche? Capiche? Tonight, Don's gonna be home in 45 minutes dinner should be ready capiche Capiche tonight dawns making boiled dinner So tomorrow yeah, we got a double show tomorrow. I feel I'm sorry. What is boiled dinner Irish buddy at st. Paddy's day Boiled cabbage sure sure potatoes. We're getting it tomorrow. Oh you got and and The dude please one beef, please don't lay cabbage farts buddy potatoes. We're getting it tomorrow. Oh, you got it. And the corn beef. Oh, dude. Please don't lay cabbage farts. Buddy, not only am I going to have cabbage, corn

beef, and potatoes, I'm going to eat a lot of it. And then tomorrow, when we come in, pre-show, look out. I'm going to be like Bobby Brown. Oh, it's a bummer. It is really good. We have no. Oh, it's a bummer. It is really good. We have no she makes. I would because when we have when we had a slow cooker, we would make corn beef and cabbage. Great.

I can't wait. We don't have our kitchen is literally upside down. I'm going to have eight o'clock tonight. Walk in. Sit down. Corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, and carrots. And tomorrow when I come in here. Come on. Dude, that was crazy. I mean, comedic timing wise, fantastic.

Woo! It's a whole new day. You can't get mad at the timing. The timing was world class. I'm gonna be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a The arms rose up the timing it was right at the end of the sentence. It was a real Exclamation point it caught on microphone. I believe a little bit the dull thud You're gonna rob a bank I've also come on everybody I've never seen Bobby happier also I mean you see how happy this guy is When I found out Bobby Brown was fighting on stage. You see that video? No, please bring up this video Bobby Brown on the when he was on the new edition when he was back on tour

And he did the reunion at the show that Lou went to see apparently on stage He had such bad gas someone's getting mad at him. They were getting mad at him who what's his name? Watch the video the rest of it Rob Tresvant. They were hate. They were so they at him. They were getting mad at him. Who? What's his name? Watch the video. The rest of the band. Ralph Trezvant? They were hate, they hated so bad. Ricky. Oh my God.

Ricky Bell? Yeah, I was mad at his face. Nobody fucking wants to hear Ricky Bell. Shut the fuck up, Ricky Bell. It is hilarious. He's just going, yeah, I was just farting the whole time up there and he was getting mad at me. The only motherfucker who could tell.

Gross old man though. The only person who could tell Bobby Brown what to do is Ralph Trezvand Everybody else in that band better shut the fuck up right that's the way I feel here only one can tell me something you Jay Everybody else I'm Ralph Trezvand tomorrow. You're gonna have to deal with my toots Hey, just smell them Did you get it Christine no, it's not coming up. It's in the chat. 16? 16.

Yeah, pink it too by the way, I want it pinked. Pink? Pink it? Um, yeah. There you go, right there. Oh this is it dude, look at this Bobby Brown. Everything has better food. How was it? Did you eat any of it? I had some rice and beans. Oh boy.

So you know I was lightin' up on stage. Oh my god Bobby, thank God on stage. I was light up. I mean every step like. I almost thought I was gonna. It was reckless. Ricky kept turning to me going. I saw you guys laughing together on stage, you and Rick. Was that one of the moments that's really gross every little step you take accidents on stage that's his wife now yeah it's before the news he aged just like a motherfucker she looks like me in a wig she's pretty whoa you know mix up I'm pretty oh oh you were complimenting yourself. Yes, I think you're taking her down I was not taking her down. I was taking her taking me up you piece of shit always wished I could help pull off

Kango hat We'll try it. They can't you hear you don't mess my hair up, but the gayest thing I've ever heard you say Really, let me say some pretty gay stuff. It's true Bobby Bobby, I can't. I have a nail appointment that day. That's gay. Yeah, that's gay. Bobby, would you prefer an arrow pointing up or down in my dick hair? That was gay. Hang on one second. I gotta cut the last mitten finger off.

You believe that? So during the concert he was just tooting his ass off. That's crazy. Also it's like, like I've never farted on stage like doing comedy or anything ever. Because like one, I think it kind of shut that off. But two, I would just also be like, I don't know. It's just like on stage you're supposed to feel as like cool as you can feel I guess. You know, everyone's looking at you and shit.

So laying out a fart while especially while I was doing a dance routine and singing one of my hits. Nobody can hear you. You. Oh, he there. I told you, I was at the Comedy Connection in Rhode Island. I farted. I had such bad gas.

And I was letting him rip, and the guy in the front row, his wife, turned to him in the middle of my set and punched him in the shoulder. Like his wife, turned him in the middle of my set and punched him in the shoulder. Like, really, like, stop it. She blamed him for my farts. And I've never felt happier in my life. Bobby Brown is good to go solo. I think Jay's bringing up a good point.

It shows that Bobby Brown is over it. He's mailing it in at this point. Because it's not like, I'm on stage. Look how sexy I am. Performing for everyone. It's like, Oh, I got gas. I'm just going to. He's like, if I need this money, I have to go do this show. And he doesn't care if his underwear is dirty. Well, Jacob, I'm not at that point because I've changed my whole protein diet. I got new protein. If you notice, I have not tutored in here.

I did notice. In a long time of course Now it's overreacting this fart was 25 minutes ago at this point yeah, but it takes time to hit us If it's still in this room, I'd be blown away Bobby if it's still room you should be fucking Should be studied yeah, no it's gone. It wasn't even it wasn't even a It wasn't even a smelly one. Wasn't even a smell. Did you smell it? No. Jacob, when Bobby gets up, go stand next to him though. When he stands up, see if he releases it.

You think it's just fucking being under wraps right now? I'm just letting... You think maybe it filtered through this Herman Millar? I am warning you as a friend. What can I do? Do what you can do. I don't know. Find something. Okay, I'm warned.

What options do we have now that we're warned? Take a rest day. It's a long day too. Oh, it's a double. Two shows of fart. Yeah, but I'm not going to last two shows. Oh, I bet you could. I mean, I'm going to eat a lot.

How much is beef you throwing down? I'm going to throw some corn brief, but the thing is the cabbage is what when I eat steamed vegetables like steamed carrots or any stew a stew affects my body in a very beautiful way but in a bad way like packaged sausage yeah okay like stewed vegetables for some reason the stew part of it when you just get them in that thing and that watery carrot and wet vegetables really work your ass all over. And the cabbage is really, it makes it bad.

Okay. So tomorrow, and plus I have a protein shake before I go to bed tonight, which is not, maybe I won't do that. That might be too much. Like a bedtime protein shake? Why the hell would you, why would you do that? Cause I'm working out when I get home tonight.

I'm doing this new regiment where before I go to bed, I do a five minute weight workout on the muscle group that I did that day or the day before. And then I do a 30 minute incline progressive treadmill because I got this brand new treadmill for the house. And I get my heart rate up to like 137 and to lose weight, because I'm trying to lose more weight before the summer.

After I do that, I take a protein shake, because if you go to bed and your body's trying to repair muscle and you don't have food, it will actually store fat. But what about the corned beef? But you're gonna have the corned beef, yeah. That's your protein. Yeah, I know, but I usually have a little protein shake.

I have to eat and then do the workout and then I get a protein shake before I go to bed. But don't. Just eat more. I don't know what I'm saying. I'll eat more, that's a good option. I don't know. I'll eat more corn beef. There's no good option here, but I would say...

Maybe I'll drink the corn beef juice. I'd love to. Oh God. I'd love to oh god I'd love to do a workout of my house if somebody would order the equipment Do you I did say I would call do I'm gonna order it no, what are you getting? Just like a bench press and stuff like that get the tonal. You know, I love it. I'm gonna love it You love floor mats the rubberized floor mats. What do you mean? For the gym?

For the gym. That's done. We had it done already. The whole floor is the fleck, blue fleck mats. I like that. And then I'm getting rogue dumbbells, five to 75, with a rack. The ones that switch when you...

No, no, no, I'm getting the rack. I'm gonna tell you something right now. I got the Adjustables are the two sets of them. Yeah, I wish I got the rack. Yeah, it's nice Just to grab a weight start doing and they're also like, you know, they're locked in they're not like It's like a rubber the rubber rubber. Yep rubber with the metal in between and then Gonna do you need a good bench? Got a great bench. You got decline-incline? Rogue combo bench. So it's got to, you got to do, Christine can do squats off of that.

So what are you missing that she wanted, that you wanted her to order? All of it. We have none of that equipment. You didn't get any of it. You said it like you had it. It's on the list. Oh. But we have to put the order in. Now when you get it, what are you going to do with it?

Lift weights with it lift weights with it? Yeah, we should start working out weights has never been my issue lifting weight has never been your issue you mother You mother you turned on me? Goddamnit, I tried to direct the everywhere else That's everything we're getting right there. Well, oh, dude, that's sick Now does that decline too? No, I don't think so. I mean, that's a lot. That's everything we're getting right there. Well, oh, dude, that's sick Now does that decline to no, I don't think so. I mean, that's a lot. That's crazy You don't have to spend that much money though, dude. Let's not talk about that to people I mean, they're gonna look it up. I mean, I'm not good. I got my weight bench off a fucking wayfair

He's I'm not talking you out of that beauty. Yes, that's crazy Jay look at those welds need that I love that, you know, you know, just I can tell you why no bullshit That's crazy dude. Look at those welds. You need that. Can I tell you why? No bullshit. You look at welds. I'll tell you why. My step-pop is the one who sent me this stuff to get this.

He's like in this world. So I remember going to pick up our York, driving the New York PA to go get the plates and the benches. And it's about the weld. The welds are really good. These welds are never gonna break. Yeah, he's real big on the welds. Did you get those?

Are you getting the welds, the plates? Yeah, me and him went back and forth to figure out this setup. I mean, that's a professional setup. Like a one-person's professional setup. Buddy, that's a, I mean, I got my way bench, I have two of them. I have one I got at Wayfair.

No, it was Walmart, sorry, Walmart. Whoa. And then I got the other one off Facebook Marketplace. Oh my Christ almighty. Oh, see, those aren't for working out. Those are for having sex with gay cowboys in your backyard. Oh, Bobby, you see?

No, I got the one for lifting weights. Can I just ask you a question? Bobby, you bought the one to ride the cock of a black cowboy. So you're not doing that? No, no, no. Oh, oh. No, I was just going to try to fill out my chest and arms a little bit. All right.

Because the most expensive thing on my thing was the black cowboy. Absolutely. That was the hardest thing to get. That is. In today's market, on Facebook marketplace even. In Katona, that was the hardest thing to get. I'd have to assume. I'd have to assume.

All right. Well, we're gonna take a break. I think we gotta take a break. But great news, no ads. So we didn't really ruin anything. Well, there you go. Oh, we should talk about this fucking weekend coming up. Buddy, we got a very insane weekend coming up.

Corn mob. We got a, me and you are doing shows together. Yeah, it's gonna be so fun. To have fun, to hang out, to have a good time, and to see you guys. Watch fun body cam videos all day and hang out. We're gonna be hanging out, we're gonna be doing the Seneca Niagara Falls Casino

and Resort. Me and Jay are going up there. Little Paco's coming. He's gonna open. Oh yeah, if you give us me and Bobby combined $1,000, you can spend a magical night with Paco. Yeah, magical night. That is a decent proposal.

I'm into decent proposals. Yeah. And that comes with snacks and liquids. Absolutely. Of your choice. And a meet and greet with me and Bobby when you're done. And you get to keep whatever Paco wears for underwear. That's correct. You take it and we'll sign it. Yeah. Which is great. But let the blood dry. Let the blood dry. So make sure you check that out. It's this weekend. It's this weekend. So please come down and see us. It's gonna be a blast and we do not want to be in front of just old people with oxygen tanks. Please fucking show up. Which would be funny too. If we had eight people show up and they don't know who we are. No, don't

do that. No, don't do that. We're gonna be up there. Bring it all. Fucking dudes, sexy bitches. Yeah. I think it's animal friendly, whatever, just fill those seats up. Fill them up, this weekend, Friday and Saturday night, Seneca Theatre, and then I'm gonna be in Tampa. Yeah, you got Tampa, Nashville, awesome. Oh, this is the one, forget everything else. Nashville, Zanies, Wednesday the 7th, I got a 7 o'clock show and then I'm doing your show yeah you and Lewis story wars story wars as a night of it as same building yeah same building same building same place so maybe you'll pop on the show look who

knows everyone's sitting around maybe you check that out For me, I'm all over the fucking place. I'll tell you where you are. I'm going to be in Nashville, that's the same thing. Oh, Atlanta, first time in a long time. Austin, Texas. Tulsa, Oklahoma. BigJayComedy.com and of course, first half of the special. Them, Christine, go to it on YouTube.

What number are we at? How are we doing? YouTube.com slash at BigJayerson subscribe second part coming out for life Get on it now because if you subscribe to it and you hit their bell and you like it It's gonna remind you so you don't have to think about it. Just come right to your YouTube thing and your email You got a million. No, not yet. What is it at nine ten? My god. Are you excited? I hope it at a million? No, not yet. When is it at? 910. My God. Are you excited? I hope it hits a million. It's gonna hit a million.

I mean, it's gonna hit a million, but I'm saying. 910, I hope it hits a million. What if it just stopped at 911? I like the first comment. People love double points, dude. Yeah, I love double points. I know, unfortunately. Well, this is a conversation from another time.

Goodbye. All right, we'll be back, yeah.