The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Give Me Something To Break (feat. Jessimae Peluso)

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

After watching the new HBO Max documentary on Woodstock 1999 the guys take callers who were at the infamous festival. Jessimae Peluso joins the show and tells the gang about her new show Tattoo Redo. Dan decides he wants Pete Davidson to play Kid Rock in his biopic.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6M.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Today we should have open phone line call in if we have a phone number somewhere. It's right there on your thing if you're watching live.

But whatever our phone number is, call it, if you, I think, have a direct story to Woodstock, and if you were there, there's a lot of people that are there that are our age. This is perfect our age. For sure. If you were at Woodstock 99, would love to hear from you.

Well, after you watch the documentary and you watch any clips of it, which we just did before the show, you watch Kid Rock's performance from Woodstock 99, you realize, you don't think about this when you watch clips, but they did a wonderful job of really telling you how fucking hot it was there for those three days. And then you watch the performance and it goes from being like, oh, I wish I was there for those three days. Yeah. And then you watch the performance, and it goes from being like, oh, I wish I was there to being like,

thank God, I am watching this in a comfortable couch in an air conditioned room. I will say if you're into that kind of music, because it was genre for sure, man. It really led into heavy, completely at nighttime, all three nights. If you're into that genre of music, maybe never a better concert for that,

but to watch it from side stage would have been just epic, wonderful. Any part of being in that audience, close, far and everything in between looked like a goddamn nightmare from the get go. It's why I don't go to those kind of things at all. Because Johnny Festivals, well, I certainly won't do it in like the Aureus to do it, man.

In his 40s like that, I'll just throw it out there. But like, I'm gonna go camp at Bonnaru. I'm like, have fun, dude. Yeah. Or let's, what I'm gonna do is, if I'm gonna get a couple of my to gathering of the jugalos, if they have a saw on like the skanks and I'm like, dude, I'm going that, I'm leaving that night and going to a hotel. Yeah. I did no way. Am I sleeping outside? The giant festivals like that? In 2015, both of us performed at Bonnaroo, so did Ari, so did Norman, Michelle Wolfe. That, Robby May.

Bobby. That year, Bobby Kelly. Bobby Kelly, it was unbelievable. It was an unbelievable crew. And you do get preferential treatment. You get our artist's treatment. So you get to skip the lines, golf carted everywhere. You stay at a hotel.

They don't tell, and you can, you can watch from side stage, you can watch from a VIP area. You can, you can wanna go to the music, to the board with your friends, but then I grow a friend bullies you into staying side stage while your mushrooms kicks in. There's a lot of different options that are going on. Jacob, I think you'll chime in on this with me too. It's just like, I can't, and I said,

I'm, it's a quality I don't like about myself. I really don't like. I admire Aries like, yeah, I'm going to go to Singapore for two months or a month and then it's like, I'll see, maybe I'll stay there, maybe I'll go to wherever and I'm like First of all if I was even somehow you'd be able to get me to go on these wacky trips with you It would have to be so like where are we going where there's electricity and blah blah blah, you know I need to charge my phone I'm like, oh, yeah, I need to charge my phone. Where you gonna say black glue? Oh, sorry, I'm just not a that person to do those things.

I mean, it's just not my thing at all. And I feel at times, I'm like, man, maybe I should be, I have a little more of that in me. But, and then there's other times where I'm like, no, why do I have to go ask, so what three days dude, you don't take a shower and you shit on the floor and whatever ends up happening. I'm like See I'm a person here. There's no one between me and I don't feel like I should be I don't think I'm an asshole

Cuz I won't do but I do wish I had more of like that Fuck it throw caution to the wind things. I wish I wasn't so anxious about it. However, I just go Why would I have to do something? I don't like I don't like sleeping outside at a concert and shitting outside. You know, I mean, like, I don't want to. Well, that's how I read about that. I'm scared about that. Having a free spirit, having a free spirit is something I do admire about Ari, but not the actual venues he goes to.

I have no regret that I never gave a shit about going to Woodstock 99. Never interested me. It didn't even once, because you were, were you down here, were you in, where were you at? Were you in Jersey? I know you're down here. Jersey.

You're in Jersey, you're. I'm not. Yeah, never interested me. I wanted to, I would love to see Metallica, but I'd rather just go see the metal, the metal lands. Well, here's the thing, when they watch it recorded for television and everything. Do you know, I mean, it's recorded on paper view. Yeah, right, but I'm saying you see it. We just watched Kid Rock's entrance before we started the show today.

And it's fucking awesome. It's a The concert wise watching the concert was awesome. Anywhere I would have been in that crowd. I wouldn't have been like what an awesome show. I'm too consumed with like, do why is this guy next to me screaming constantly and like he's trying to start boss pits. So they say in the documentary music box, Woodstock 99, they do an awesome job of showing that the Woodstock in 69 and Woodstock in 94 were kind of looked at through these rose colored lenses. Like they look back at it like it was such this amazing experience, but in reality

they had a lot of the similar problems, but I told where watching the documentary, I have never, there was this one quick clip of Woodstock 69 and I've never felt more like I knew exactly who I would have been there I know exactly the guy would have been which is they always show clips of people dancing at Woodstock 69 like this And they're like gyrating, you know, it is like doing like hippie shit There's always a guy near him. It's like all right All right, and that absolutely would have been me well I'd have been like guy. Hey, watch out Let me tell you right what it took me back to and this is why this is why I said it hit me so profound was I

Like I love that music because like when I'm almost going to myself like why didn't I even consider going to Woodstock 99 it took a time that I could have like done something like that. Yeah Could have I lineup was right up your alley. For sure. And it was like, yeah, do Cheryl Crow, you know, do Jewel, but I was like, daytime Jewel, daytime Jewel. But yeah, no, it's something I would have been into seeing, I guess, but I'm like, why don't you consider it? I didn't even thought about it possibly. Yeah. Going the Woodstock 99. And it's because what I would know would be the same reason when I went to OZFest

every year, I'm like, here we go. I'm excited. I'm gonna see Manson and Corn and everyone's on the show. And then Ozzie, your black Sabbath. But I spend the whole day scouting. I'm just looking at people. And it's musely guys, be it shorter tall, whatever big fucking dudes, this is their day. They've been working out all year to get a chick, to get a hot chick, they can bring

this thing and then just alpha dog the whole day. And I hate that guy because I'm not an alpha public like, like lead a charge or a chant at a fucking concert. It's not my style. And the guy who's doing that and screaming next to me, and like if I saw a guy like Woodstock 99, just guys recklessly, I told you, you just found a lot of this to be in the show. Raged up white guys who break shit

and then they all cheer about it. It's like they cheat. It's so, you know what you see there? The culture makes me, I feel like a nervous woman walking through that. I'm like, they're gonna, like these guys are nuts, man. Clutching your pearls, but I hate it.

But you know what else has that same exact energy? Is when sports teams win championships in cities riot, and then you have people destroying shit for cheering where they're like, yeah, and you're like, you're through the post thing into the fire! Yeah. Why?

Because the blues won the Stanley Cup? Exactly. We tore down a thing. We unnecessarily tore a thing down. Yeah. But they do a wonderful job in this documentary of setting up, basically how the festival was a success, the first first two times and then the third time. And if you're going to watch it, I would say, you know, come back to this episode because

there's going to be a bunch of spoilers. It is... Well, we do have some callers here. And what's probably, I just want to read the notes are great, says Kevin and PA, went with a group of friends and had some fun. It's like, I'm hoping he's not gonna go dude Every day when you go back to your tent. There was just naked pastel girls Reach up and grab it

Shannin Glazer of course of course she was on stage with ICP. I love Shannon. I love Shannon. Uh, she's the best. She was 17 and went on stage with I said, well, got to take that call first. Shannon. Hey, Crackle Crackle gang. Crackle Crackle.

How are you? Um, you were 17. You went on stage with ICP. Now, didn ICP in this documentary quarter little shit because we're like naked clown girls dancing. Yeah So I want to point that I want to point out why you think it's typical that I would be on stage with ICP This was first and last ICP show ever this was first and last I see peace show ever. What a way to pick one though. Woodstock 99. Yeah, if you're the best I see peace show to see.

Did you go to Woodstock for the whole lineup? Why did why with I see P or were you pulled out of the audience or something? Well, no, so I went with some friends, all guy friends because there were no girls who wanted to go with me. I was way into Metallica and rage and corn and stuff like that. And I also, I still love my Dave Matthews band, so I was there for that too. Yeah, we could have seen all the same bands. I would have gone with her to all the same bands at 99. Also remember Metallica was still fucking cool at this band put out

saying anger yet uh... they were still cool but actually people are angry about the napster yet but still it did still wasn't you still here the saying anger roba i mean that was a they weren't

say what looks like they killed it a bit live in the afternoon and hair cut yeah you can't look at the hair cut yet they've already done reload i think but then yeah a bit live in the afternoon. They had haircuts. Yeah. It was metallic with haircuts. Yeah, they had already done reload, I think, but then. Yeah. Yeah.

So, you know, I had been to a lot of concert today. I've been to a few. So I went with three, well, two friends and someone who drove us. And when we, uh, Friday was when I see he is there. So we got there right when it open third day um... how hot was it out and back

it was awful and i know that in that they like to talk about like oh yeah all these women got right because they were asking for it because they didn't have clothes on it was so hot and everything was on asphalt yeah because it was it was held for those for those of who don't know the third woodstock is actually held at a military base And they liked it because the fences People couldn't just sneak in for free for free the big thing it's such even what stock not 69 like they're complain about It always was we got fucked because people tore the fence down

Yeah, and it just flooded in and it became no more cover charge So they made no money like that and so now they were like we're making sure we make our money Which I get just a divide of what they made a good point in the documentary Shannon I don't know if you saw it yet, but they made a good point it's I watch today to prep. Yeah But they did say a thing like about it Like the whole thing was like turning a profit Like completely but the in and then the military, the idea of being on a military basis,

they're like, why don't they just call it like, rockfest, rockfest 99? Yeah, I think it was actually a mobi who was a wet blanket the entire documentary. A mobi? Well, you're not gonna fight that guy for a barbecue. Jesus fuck. That guy, what a, what a fart in the face.

The entire documentary. Just a fucking finoe has great terms for us. It goes with wet fireworks. that guy what a what a fart in the face uh... the fucking phonoia has great terms for the goal of wet firework wet firework we will we'll get back to mobile later but shannon in the documentary they so they talked about the key to the asphalt and so you you're saying that of course women were naked it was fucking brutal and there were just as many guys but you but nobody's coming up to rape like a big saggy ball.

Yeah, yeah, no, you're right about that, but there is no support. Yeah, it seemed like it was fucking off. And you did, so what, how did you end up on stage Friday with insane clown posse? So Friday was actually like a good day. I feel like I got the express like good experience before we left before things went to hell, but you know, we were there for ICT. My friends were really into ICT and I was listening to them at that point and my friends said they will let any girl on stage that gets surfed to the front. And I didn't agree or anything. They

just picked me up and surfed me to the front. Cool. I got a good tech of friends. Yeah, they like shipper in. Having never seen an ICP show, but knowing they're gentle of I just I didn't I wasn't prepared for what the stage was like it was like a haunted house. You know, there's all kinds of like creepy shit and clowns. And so the first thing I did was I ran to they just had buckets of fego bottles. So I grabbed the fego bottle, started shaking it up and just started spraying the crowd with fego. Nice. Which I'll tell you this at first when you get hit with fego in Woodstock 99 at first it's a cooling spray of liquid and then within 10 minutes it's just hot sticky. Yeah hot sticky soda

Christine you bring up the same clown posse's performance we better do shed it up there spray and fake And you better be naked shenan Shannon Shannon. No, I had, I had clothes on thankfully. So that's more 17. Thank God. Shannon, did you see any horrible? Oh, Jacob, you see any horrible stuff happen? Like what was your experience? Well, I speak. So just to finish real quick, the violence day just picked me up and tossed me off the stage into a security guard's arms who just caught me and said have a nice night. Honey and just placed me down. Well, his name is Violin J. So it was pretty good experience. I think as far as I go, a lot of bad things that have happened otherwise. But so Saturday, you know, there were people playing all day and it was hot

all day. And so I was over at that big stage, which turned out to be, you know, where you had Metallica and Rage and when Biscuit. And so I was there from the beginning of the day, fully trying to work my way at the front because I wanted to be up close for days and after you've been and the second he hit the stage i dropped really and thanks yet thankfully like i'm five one thanks a few people saw me because i probably would have been trampled otherwise that picked me up and they handed me over to security and uh... i woke up like in the medical ten

and i have an official would stock medical relief form for a while did you friends take you home after that? No, no. I had lost them at that point. That was by the time I came out, it was like a land of smore, a sub in Florida, and biscuit goes on. I just started trying to find them. And by the time I came back around there, things were starting to tear apart and we ended up back at the campsite.

But this place was so big, like, unless you really knew where your campsite was, you weren't going to find it again. Did you get the stages where the stages were a mile apart? Yep, and so Sunday morning, we started walking around and checking out what happened Saturday night and saw that the wall was totally ripped down all the way around the place. And then the driver, our driver who was high on mushroom stepped on a nail and it went right through the top of his foot. Jesus fucking. And it was from the wall. people knocked on the water a bunch of

nails picking up and he was so out of it that he just kept kind of moving its foot and i think i get some and and so he ended up with a cut headness shot at what the first come uh... mott of hurt myself on over there on that

i think i'm pale myself like j. Oh no, I got the stick monitor. And the driver, the driver also got us kicked out a candidate the night before Woodstock. Because Canada, Canada called him too shady and we agree. Shannon, are you not? For a couple hours and kicked me out. Are you not friends with these group of guys anymore? No, there were like friends, boy friends back in high school. I mean, I'm 39 now. Okay, I was gonna say because- No, it's just a little bit older than Dan, so-

Because I was gonna say that's really like not- Those guys did not take care of you. No. I'd almost have said we won't bring- If I didn't think I could take care of you, I almost said I wouldn't bring you. I love taking uh, girl friends and everything. The concerts my whole life, but I mean, I am, it's not their fault. Immediately, I make it my burden the entire day. Christine's been victim of that before. Where's the whole, can you see? Can you see? Good. Where's we? God damn it. I know you're saying you can see see but I know you can't see. So let's just go. I'm fine. No, no, let's go over here.

There's got to be this guy's banging around. This guy's going to bang into you. So switch spots with me. Jesus fuck the whole five dancing drum circles. I know you have this is different. it's you friends who are like my friends boy friends they could care of me it was a shady driver who stepped on the nail and got us kicked out it got us denied and she's in Canada and everything else but of other crazy things that were happening I mean so you know in that campground and they really weren't checking anybody when you're coming in there trying to make sure you didn't

have food and water so they could charge you for food waters. Yeah, which they made that point. They said. Yeah, they said that that was like part of the content. Like what made a lot of people pissed off was it was clear they just gave a fuck about getting a profit. You, maybe, and peanut butter and jelly. And we got there Thursday when it opened. So from Thursday to Sunday, that's all we had for food that we brought in. We were just eating like fried food or whatever we could get. But Sam, at Sunday, it was like Lord of the Flies. I mean, it was, they just, they just took all the food and water. But also right next to our tent, though,

you have guys that are just cooking magic mushroom grilled cheeses for like $10-20. Just out in the open and everybody else is selling beers. So like whatever you didn't want to pay for to the man, there was a hippie there selling it to you within three feet of your tent. It was probably shady. You could probably make a good amount of money if you brought in your own beer and sold it also you could probably blow you could probably blow a hippie for a girl cheese magic

mushroom sandwich easy at least a handy yeah you could probably trade some sex stuff yeah that's what you want to do that but yeah and the other thing what people were passing around like joints Laced with like I stopped smoking weed for four years because like a hippie next to us I'd hey have this joint and later there was somebody with a snarling like mouth on their forehead like growling and snarling And me and I freaked out I'm that guy later and yeah, and he's like oh there was angel dust in that I was like what? So it was definitely like a 17 I got pretty much as much out of my system in one weekend

that a and I really didn't go to festivals after that. It kind of sourdough yeah how could it not? It seems like I said. Like you have any in all of this you haven't even said i know you're focusing on the bad stuff but you probably don't even remember like this band was so awesome because you're probably a million miles away or like oh yeah yeah right

so hot or we were trying to find shade or we were obliterated or you know or there was a lot of aggro energy there i was lucky with who i was with the life of you didn't have that energy but yet i mean there's quite a few people that had heat stroke there

jesus i thought it that one guy that died they think from here hypothermia hypothermia that's uh... i mean that was nonstop that that was out of overdose well want to talk about the aggro thing and Shannon. Thank you for the call so much Appreciate it always yeah crack rock rock rock Christine you guys miss you. Yeah. Yeah, well, maybe we miss you. We're gonna be back in some of the episode Christine can you bring up that ICP Performance just go further into it to see if we can see people milling around sprang some fego.

I want to see Shannon 17 17 long and lean. I know the aggro thing, that's the whole point. First of all, by the way, I want to say about the insane clown posture performance as we see it here is that a violent J. It's supposedly one of the hottest days ever. Yeah this whole weekend is crazy hot and violent J is wearing shorts and a dungery jacket and I can only tell you I know it's because as a fat guy he felt like that look like made him look a little bit cool and he's dealing with what's happening under that jacket. He's dealing what's happening underneath that jack and that's just lack of self-confidence. Well that's why he's wearing. It looks like he's gonna be shaggy too,

dopes. He was wearing like superman costume. He's now naked almost. Yeah and also though he's keep spraying fego and it's for a reason. Oh yeah well that's the problem. Violent Jake keeps drinking fego. Like now Brogur's supposed to send it after the audience. Yeah, well, that's the problem. Violin J keeps drinking. He's like, no, brother's supposed to send it after the audience. Yeah, quit drinking it. I'm addicted on all these calories. Go down a little further so we could see if there were there's people on the stage. She says all the scary stuff up there,

which looks like that's. I mean, that's a giant stage too. I was cooler than everyone at that jerk off concert. No, Jager. It's funny when I see peace make up starts like smearing like a warrior. Yeah, like Legion of Doom. Yeah. You guys had a tough match, huh? So seeing on the like damn dude it is hot up there.

Well, the aggro thing, that's what I'm saying. I really like, I love the music, but I really don't like screaming like shirtless next to guys It doesn't really I don't know whatever that bonding thing is yeah, okay I like to sit there and bob my head maybe sing the songs along a little bit you know I mean like if you were the chick put your hands on her shoulders Maybe put your arm over her arm while you guys pump fists. Yeah, I'm okay with all those things and sing I do not want to fucking smash bodies with you. And I certainly don't want to hear you just keep screaming

and pushing shit and breaking stuff. What? What? If you could have euthanized all the aggro shit heads in this crowd, the world would be a better place. Yeah. All right. First thing you look for is

Hemp chokers if you were in a hemp choker, dude, you're out ski the only time you're gonna catch him sleeping is during a Dave Matthews band concert That's when their guards are low Pending and it was sewn up. Dave Matthews crowd that he was even like a lot of titties here It's fun. Yeah Dave Matthews and his pajama pants. He was like damn I'm getting boned up. But also what was amazing was women with a tits out while they're getting heatstroke and a boy's dream. I let him. Oh, when your mouse petting during a Dave Matthews band song because you ate magic mushroom grilled cheese in a ball of string. When you're the few girls who came who were actually

hippies and have armpit hair and don't mind showing your big saggy hooters in a bowl. Oh, when you get sprayed with fego and the rest of the time you gotta walk around sticky and a hot smell of like pineapple. What the hell the hell did they make? Cotton candy flavored soda in a hot smell like pineapple. What I have a hell that they make cotton candy flavored soda in the bomb tree. Yeah man, I the agro shit it's immediately like I don't I don't know when they're like it's this

energy. I'm the man and you're like cool. But the energy is actually they'd be almost be like why are you so mad young white guy like I don't know both of my parents have to work because I wish we had more cable channels isn't almost what it is like as both their parents had to work that's kind of what it was so they were home alone and just didn't we know what to do well they they make I mean that's the running theme of the documentary is that this was a time where dudes were angry for no reason and women were being sexualized in a way to make them

but they were genuine, they were real actual bullies. Yeah. And the very, which is weird now in 2021 because now you're watching people get bullied online and the only person in this documentary that deserves to be bullied is Moby because he is I wish he would have I wish we bring up his tattoos. I wish you look up his tattoos. I was so curious what his momentum writing tattoos on his body are. It's he's got neck and face tattoos because by the way Moby has an album that is fucking great that I loved in What his momentum writing tattoos on his body are. It's he's got neck and face tattoos.

Because by the way, Moby has an album that is fucking great that I love the nice one. I started smoking weed. Days go by. Yeah. No, that's 30 Vegas. You dirty Vegas. Your Vegas is dirty. I like whispering. Yeah, this one.

Dude, I used to get so high in the parking lot at Yaya's after a bus tables. Well, whispering wind is my jam by him. I love love that. So here's the thing just a jerk off Vegan for life on his neck door. God, dude. He really I don't like this guy I might buy his album though. So weird that we're gonna shit talk him and then I might go go give him money No, dude. Billy Corgan seems like a next level content. I love the smashing pumpkins. Yeah Um No, dude, Billy Corgan seems like a next level content. I love the smashing pumpkins. Yeah. But he was in the documentary the whole

I mean, a moby is in the documentary. He whined about it because he's like, well, dude, you do electric music so they had to do it like a night time at the raves. I think he's bummed that he wasn't like a main stage guy or something. Yeah, well, he was fuck off. Clearly butt hurt from the jump when you see Moby in the documentary because the first thing it it is it's a clip of him at Woodstock 99 in his bus and he's complaining that his name is one little signage on the sign and he starts shitting on everyone. That's how you know he's but hurt. Yeah. And so let's find the bands that we don't know. Jonathan Davis was great in the documentary because he's described

He was like, yeah, it was really bad in saying things happening out there and the thing is like now on stage like fucking right Unreal Because I almost went to his zone. I had one of the shows of my career and I really did I collapse the second I got off stage and it was just one of the greatest things ever goes now what's going on out there Just monsters terrible people. Yeah, he had the best interview because Jonathan Davis and it was just one of the greatest things ever. He goes, now what's going on out there? It's monster's terrible people. Yeah, he had the best interview because Jonathan Davis's interview was basically being like, you would, he's called it a rolling wave where he was like, the music would hit a little bit delayed the farther it went back.

So as it would hit, you would watch like a human wave of like, and he's like, it's insane. He's like, then I just left my body zoned out and had one of the shows in my career and you're like, I can't imagine. I think I do that one point. I didn't even watch it enough to see it when he's on the floor, like, freaking out on the ground. Oh, but do you know what I mean? I do. I wrote to him after I watched documentary.

I go, dude, that was fantastic. The show looks like it was, I've watched your set so many times on it. It's unbelievable how fun that looks. And yet there was so much nutty stuff going on, man. But you were, the interview was fantastic. And he wrote back, thanks brother. That's what most of our texts, things look like. That noise sounded like this. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr his I go here comes JD with another diet ride probably like thanks brother

It's probably gonna tell me what let him to write freak on a leash He's probably gonna hit me with some other inside woodstock stuff, but uh nope just thanks Yeah, I mean there was there's so many parts to get to in this documentary that were very interesting the first one get to in this documentary that were very interesting. The first one was on pack. I really did not realize how much MTV was hated in 1999. So put a pin in the next it's a good full subject jump into we should take a break. Our guest today is the host of the new show tattoo redo premiering on Netflix tomorrow July 28th. Please welcome Jesse May Palusto. Jessamated, you happen to watch the Woodstock 99 documentary on

HBO Max? We highly recommend it. I need to three, three main points about giving away a bunch of stuff. Lotta, a lot of hyped up angry white dudes, a lot of hyped up angry shirtless white dudes. Number two, hyper sexualization of women I mean a lot of women that were naked being groped and really inappropriate shit going on number three I'm happy so happy to so what show is it there at all these naked people let's show let's so Jesse made the trailer and uh... you get to see moby being a real fucking wet blanket right off the

jump yeah moby honestly should get raped i mean what a m&m was right to dislike him as much as he did i mean really like moby moby want to be a girl so bad someone fuck moby you want to be a you want to be a chick so hard you fucking nerds i even he's just he's just bumming me out man. Wow, he's gonna be so fun. I don't even remember Moby. Is he a bald guy with like a weird jaw line? He had like a weird kind of like a little

little conversation. I'm also currently downloading some of his songs. So we're on a real love hate relationship. She's gonna buy. That's 30. 90 90. Oh, I'm just like. it. That's $30. That's $90. $93. I'm just gonna like... Limpisget. Limpisget corn rage against the machine, Metallica.

Is it too late for red hot chili peppers? No, they were. No, we're not chili peppers, Megadeff. Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow, Lannis Marisette Jewel. GMX. Oh, singing from her van Yeah, it's so funny to put that it's so funny to put that foggy morning tea music I wanted this fucking hot box of hell of a kid rock him on a one-fifteen PM and fucking leveled

Kid rock might have had the set of the whole festival now I just say I did his cruise a couple years ago, right, right before quarantine. It was a kid rock cruise. It was called chillin the most, but I kept calling it chillin the moist because it was there was a lot going on. And he was he was a fantastic performer. I've seen him. He's unbelievable. Fantastic performer performer. He played piano guitar. He DJed he wrapped he said valid Tell you I've seen almost fell off the stage. I mean he's a fucking rock star I've seen him live I've seen him live many times in Christine I played his music about you Christine's always like I shouldn't really dig the

Recorded stuff at all, but she does acknowledge like you got to see him like he really is he plays every I want to he's so entertaining and he's such a showman and really a gentleman I know everyone that everyone's talking about political points of views I don't give a shit he's entertaining and he was very classy and his him and his wife are very nice and what did that alcohol what did that boat look like though that audience on that boat kind of like if the COVID molecule was blown up to both sides. Okay, just like everybody.

So very spiny people, spindly spiny people. I will tell you something, endless tattoos. And of course, yeah. Not tramp stamps, but like, it's a full passport book filled of tramp stamps on one human being i was a ginormous yeah i would go with a lot probably with a lot of sun faded tattoos

so you know only then really good really good guess sun and moon combos he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he I bet there was a ton of what's your birth sign tattoos that are just faded into some freckled skin. Oh the God Smack sun. Yeah, exactly like wavy suns. I got this dolphin on my yeah, I got this dolphin with this fire sun Yeah, I was at a God smack show. Yeah, I do the dude stamp. It was a blast, man. It was insane. It was just It was like right literally right just, it was like right literally right before the quarantine was like one of my last gigs. It was just such a great send-off into this, whatever this is. All right, everyone, don't listen to your

government and don't forget, we'll be back here next year. Nothing's gonna stop us. Kid Rock also did a thing where he said all this concerts, $20 tickets. Yeah, that's great. All concessions are like $5 and that's what's what's all merges $20. That's awesome. That's talking the cheapest concert ever. He said he's just for that. He's rather who probably will promote it himself and he's just doing it like that. I'm like it's awesome. I mean, that's great. Why not? That is great. He's got enough money. He's got plenty of money. He's going to be a beautiful wife. Yeah, well, you need at that point He literally was up on stage with just to get the pit and try to love someone

He was naked with overalls with his face hand painted on the denim. All right, I bet hand painted or air brushed I thought that but it was hand painted. I got closer and you could see it was very Bob Ross. It was like, happy little kid rock. I last just said. Yeah, I just said. Dude, kid rock is like flea market cool. Oh, yeah. That is a great way to put it, dude.

Yeah. He's like, the patron saint is flea market. I do, he seemed like he was like the bad kids skateboarding around while his dad ran, tried to run a legit thing in that flea market. Yeah, where he's like, I can't say you're the carpet for that much bomb, I'm gonna get killed on it. And then he was like, hold on,

my son's being a real rascal. And he's out in the hall, he's parking like, I'm getting the paint and trash left on my way. I'm gonna tell people to get in the pit when I grow up. Hey kid, you rock. Yeah. And then he goes, that's it. Stop fucking around with that

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I'm not allowed to do people do people understand to be like no not at all? Oh Hi, mom why I said you want to suck some me That's no tell me least pretty cool, but I was basically have sex with me I do goes no guys want me my little person friend is Does Josie can call a major though. You can't say major. That's about work Dude be David's in his kid rod on if that fucking happened You can't see, how long major do I have to say? That's about a word. Dude, Pete Davidson is kiddin' right? If that fucking happens, everyone can have this piece of,

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