The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Go Corey Go!

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

Corey Feldman's premiere episode of Dancing With The Stars is here and the guys have a sneak preview. A Bonfire fan snuck footage of Corey practicing his moves before the big night. Jay & Bobby speculate how long it would take the Feldog to break out his famous Michael Jackson moves. | What do you do when your Hollywood starlet wife is a hoarder? Denise Richard's ex-husband walks a camera through her messy living situation complete with ten dogs. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I'm sick and tired of no menthol cigarettes. I'm singing tired of no menthol cigarettes. What the fuck is with you, Canada? What the fuck is with you, Canada? I'm not sure. Bobby, you don't understand the plight of the black man. I don't.

You don't understand revolution. I really don't. The way a couple of brothers like us had, too. Talking to you, Black, Lou. I'm looking to you, Black, Lou. A couple of brothers like me and you. Oh, yeah. You guys, neither one of you have been through a revolution.

What is this? You guys went go-kart driving when you were kids. I did. You guys are both mini-golf babies. What is this, Christine? So, I don't know how we didn't know this, or if we did know it, we forgot about it. But in 2012, Corey was on dancing on ice. On ice.

Yeah, a camper reached out And said, you guys know, I didn't know I checked out on this show Because the only interesting thing was that Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fucked her skating partner and ruined both of their lives Really? Yeah

Sir Michelle Geller? No Original Buffy The original Buffy the vampire Christy Swanson That's not Buffy That's not Buffy. Chrissy Swanson

That's who's Buffy to me To me is Buffy That's Buffy Almost exclusively Buffy She was in that one movie With Charlie Sheen Yeah She was also an episode of Syke

I believe I thought she was a great Buffy She was a fantastic Buffy Does Corey Feldman have the exact Look and body For an ice skater? Yes I mean he is perfect

Yeah the guy's definitely Got Brian Boitano face He does I would love to have a belt that thin. Oh. Yeah, take it. He learned to skate for this.

Yeah, I bet he knew. I bet he knew how. So far, they're pretty much just... It's all a sham. Pretty much so far, they're just skating. Yeah, skating pretty good. Which is more than I can do. He pulled...

This is terrible skating. This is... I mean, if they were just... The rink together, it's cute. She's doing all the work. Yeah, he's really just kind of like... He's just kind of skating. He's forgetting a smile, though.

He's so intense. He's not smiling. He's using her as the stabilizer. Oh, look, he's counting. Five, six, seven. Five, six, seven. Spin, spin, spin. Six, seven.

Twist. Grab, pull, in. Oh, break it down. There he goes. Let's tell you what. Not bad. It's fine. This is not where he's going to shine.

They clipped his wings and told him. on the fly. That's not the move. You got to let this guy have his full Michael Jackson repertoire. You can't Michael Jackson on ice. He just did it. No, he just toe-picked. First of all, how do you know ice skating terms? From the film the cutting

edge. Okay, well, there you go. If I were a weirdo. The film of the cutting edge where D.B. Sweeney and Moira Kelly fell in love while being thrust together as D.B. Sweeney, the disgraced, maybe, hockey player? The disgraced hockey player has

to go into the world of competitive team figure skating. And he's teamed up with, hang on, he's teamed up with Moira Kelly, and they put it together. Is Lou bringing up information for you? Are you just remembering this? D.B. Swini and Moyerkelly are. No, all these facts. Is this from your brain?

Yeah. Wow. Do you want to know anything else about Moyer Kelly? She was also in the Twin Peaks film, not the series, but she plays Donna Packard, Laura Palmer's best friend. What was another movie D.B. Sweeney was in? That stupid one, where they all got a fire in the sky, where they all got it abducted?

Abducted, yeah. Wasn't he young guns? No, he was. He may have been in young. Oh, I think he was in, he may have been in Tombstone? No, he wasn't. No, not in Tombstone. Go to DB Sweeney's, IMDB, please.

He fell off physically. Oh, he looked bad? He doesn't, he, boof. Yeah. But he had weird teeth back then, too. He had those, like, his teeth were all rotten back then. I guess he's in a film Bone Lake Really?

No Wait, who's the guy that teaches the open mics at comic strip? D.B. Sweeney. No, what's his name, though? Is it Sweeney? D.F. Sweedler. Oh. Eight men out. He's in that. Yeah, he played shoeless Joe.

Yep. He was good in that. Well, everybody was good. Oh, he was also in Lonesome Dove. He was great in that. It's easy to play an old baseball player. What else was he in? Two Tickets of Paradise. He was fantastic in that. He was going to be humble.

He was a mega-old. He was a revelation in megalopolis. He was in the film B Positive. The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre. Empire. The show Empire. The two dumb mix. Okay, that's a short.

See all, please. I want to see where it fell apart. Keep going down. Is that a TV series about ice? Going down. The word ice was around before this department. It fell off. pretty all right chiroact yeah you gotta go to the 90s yeah well I want to see where

if you keep going to yeah but he's what he played taken to Bernie whatever that means go down to the 90s Christine please I thought you said you want to see where it fell off yeah I do we know where it starts I know it starts in the 90s so it's stop there okay his hair was thinning he was close to 300 pounds the other way is that he describing me all right the cutting edge. That's where we all fell in love with him. How did Corey just describe me in the background? Did I

hear that? Was that you lose? Is that my voice? Fire in the sky. Fire in the sky was a big one. That was a big movie. He was in Hear No Evil. He was good in Memphis. He moved your head. He was in Spawn.

Spawn? I like Spawn. All right. He was in C-16 FBI for 13 episodes, so he had a good run there. Then he got canceled. He was let go. He popped the one episode of NYPD Blue. This is when you start going. When you go from a movie star, when you go from a movie star to TV.

Oh, he's a voice and a thing called dinosaur. Is when, okay. There you go. This is it. This is the fall apart. I say it's before that. Yeah. It's when he started doing TV.

What's the thing is like right after, the last thing may have been. The last thing that may have been a big deal. Fire in the sky Fire in the sky He's the one that got abducted too He is In the movie He's the guy

It was incredible His timing Was incredible So All right back to dancing with the stars Please How do we get on that D. B. Sweeney

D. B. Sweeney Yeah You asked me how I had found out about toe picking The film Cutting Edge starring D.B. Sweeney and Moira Kelly Was toe picking in that? Is that where you got it?

They point out what the thing about the difference in the ice skates are is that the ice skaters have toe pick. They have toe picks or the ice or the hockey players have toe picks. What a weird. I've seen that movie a bunch of times. What a weird thing to retain. Oh, yeah. Toe picking. That was the moment it made it, then the movie that made it real for you.

Yeah. When you were like, oh, this is, this could be real. Really, the whole point of the movie was just to get a sense of who Moira Kelly was. like so I can see her as a celebrity so that I can go back and watch in Twin Peaks Firewalk with me when they have that two guys, different guys at the same time just sucking her titties.

There's the house by the way. They're redoing it. It's actually a gay couple. It's a gay couple with kids that are redoing the whole thing. It looks like an AI image of what they could have made Christine's haunted aunt's house look like in Rhode Island. Yeah, they look like that.

They have all the bikes. If you go there, they have the bikes. All the bikes from the Goonies are out there and they have one i think the car the jeep is there a sloth hmm i don't think so is there a tunnel that goes down to the Fertelli's uh yeah runner okay yeah that's available okay sweet you have to sign a waiver though it's too modern oh that looks like a total flooding hazard yeah that's a flooding problem though fuck no it's up on a hill it's on a hill it's above sea it's above sea level dude what do you mean Mm-hmm.

You've never been, had your life destroyed by water before. That's true, dude. That's so funny. I was pitching just carrying a box through water up to your tits. No, it was the dog. Oh, the dog, yeah. In my hands and in my computer bag. With all you're burning it?

Yeah. Yes. I was going to need that porn in the bathroom of Carla's friend's house we were about to stay at for a month and a half. So glad you're moved on and you're happy now. That stunk. Goonies never die.

Nope. Hey, my lawyer. It's our lawyer. Yeah, oh, you with Chunk, too? No, not anymore, but I love Jeff. I love Jeff. So, Corey Feldman needs to be moved through on this. Vote early, vote often.

Vote a lot, please. Is there any dancing that we can get a little preview of? Is there something on his Instagram? Well, anything? We may have got a little secret, little info, a little something on the back end what do you mean by that we're giving an anonymous tip anonymous tip well an anonymous little video was sent to us really from set that we'll put out no no no he can't put it's anonymous dude oh okay so it's just for us to

watch and drive everybody nuts at home yeah this is rehearsal yeah you get sued. Rehersals. I oh my God. Oh my God, rehearsal sucks. This is a I don't want to watch it. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't want to ruin it.

I want to watch it tonight. And then we'll go back and watch this. Buddy, if we watch this right now... What a tease. I know, but if we... Okay, stop. I'm just going to say, you can watch it, guys. I hear you. All right. If we watch this right now, Jay had made a bet with everybody in this room last week

that he thinks he's going to do some... That's already wrong. Michael Jack... But you don't know, in there somewhere, he could do something. It's already against what I was saying was going to happen. But in the middle of the song, it'd go, boom, stop, and then go into the... You know what I mean? Michael Jackson thing.

It's very possible. But you're right. You said the whole thing. He's going to come out guns and blazing. Yeah. So... So we'll see he's not doing Michael Jackson just yet. But he might break into it in this song.

We could take it. that bad. It's very possible. Does he do something Michael Jackson-esque in the opening night, or does he hold it? Michael Jackie. Janet? What do you think? I don't know. It looks like they're going to try to take him out of that first round and see if it... Maybe we're going to do one or two things with the Michael Jackson shit. Throw it forward, best foot forward. Then go out there and do his impression, and it'll get him another week. Or you try to believe that Andy Richter is a big fat goof, and everybody else is going to falter and look weird,

and the gymnast chick is going to be too mussely for her partner, that it all crumbles, that he can move, he can coast a few weeks, and then when you need it, Michael Jackson. Is that what you think he's going to do? Are you making that call out? I don't know. I'm saying I think it's one of those two, though. Jacob, what do you think he's going to do?

Do you think any MJ's coming out tonight? I don't think so, because only because it looks like this is a theme, They all have to do like Latin week or something. That's what I think, too. They have to do theme things. I think he's going to hold off and it's going to hit. We looked it up. It's been back and forth through the years.

Years ago, it used to be a theme night. Everyone did a theme night. Sometimes there's an elimination. First week, sometimes there isn't. And they said now it seems they've been letting them do more of like a self expression. Like they kind of do pick the kind of dance they want to do. You don't think if he's picking it himself, you don't think that. I don't know if that's the rules anymore.

Oh, if he gets to... If he gets to pick himself... Freestyle. He's gone off. He does a little bit of what she says to get the judge... And then I say he goes and does his thing at some point and shows them what he's got. Well, I mean, I did think of most of the move myself.

I think he's going to hold it for, like, a secret weapon. I agree. I think it's going to be Billy Jean. Do you think that he holds it for a secret weapon, but you don't think he gives a little bit of it, a little taste of it in the first night? So you think he's going to come out and just do what he's told?

You think he's going to bang not one Jackson-esque move? Every week, I assume that's coming. Yeah. Not one. Little hip thing. There's no way. I mean, it's just in him, but you're like moonwalk? No. He's not going to moonwalk, I don't think. He's not going to robot.

No, but he's definitely going to no, he's definitely going to do like a point to the ground kind of thing or a shoulder, like one of his shoulder things. all right he's going to do that okay you think he's going to so we all agree that he's going to do something MJ yes absolutely if that's what I hope he tries to hit a fucking toe stand and just breaks his fucking nails oh just snaps his ankle and his sparkly socks turn red man the dance now has any has anybody ever gotten hurt on the show yes people have gotten like injured where they they're out yeah wow okay so

maybe that could happen even the professionals get injured huh yeah it turns out it's a more dangerous than you think being gay well it's been pretty dangerous since the 80s no being gay why tell me why I've been having raw dog sex since 87 why what's what happened I like queers I do too Christine I do too that's weird that's where we're bag sluts um Misty May trainer had to withdraw after an Achilles tendon Oh, that's a bitch one. Tom DeLay had both of his feet fractured

and Christian de la Fuente broke his arm live on television during a performance. What kind of performances are these? You don't think he's going to break something doing some MJ stuff? I mean, wow. Now, we can watch it now. Do you want to watch the clip now? You do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, because I did get a little

taste of it. It got exciting, but I felt Any time I feel that much excitement, I have to pump the brakes. I got you. You know what I mean? You're going to come early. If it's right or wrong. No, you want to give me a good showing. I don't know.

What do you think? Should we watch it? I'd watch it. All right, let's watch it. It's going to be different tonight when the audience. Here's why, look at it from this perspective, Bobby. Why is she pinching her nose right now? Fuck all he knows.

I don't know. Sorry, I have hiccups. I'm trying to get rid of them. Oh, please keep them for the whole show. Oh, please, just in the background. What this will be exciting to see is see how he does. here on rehearsals, you can't focus on me because you're looking at Christine.

I just wanted to hook up again. I think I did it. Damn it. Okay. If we watch this, we can see if he gets better or falters for the live show. This is rehearsals, and it's happening tonight. That's true.

You know what? You make a great point, Jason. Can I call you Jason? You sure can. Jay Jason. I like it. Christine, hit play? Corey's stealing Josh's platinum blonde hair. As of now, he's just standing.

Oh, this is the song? This is bad. It's Billy Joel song. Oh, he tried to moonwalk a little. Wait a minute. Okay, this is very exciting. Good form. Pretty good.

Very rigid. right very rigid I think he almost fell and grabbed her oh I'm not gonna tell you what happened I was I'm not gonna tell you what happened at home no no wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow I'm so glad we watched that

That was awesome That was better than what we could have It was not better And I was saying it's like Oh my god He hit those dance moves like Emmanuel Lewis There's no way Oh my God

Why did I doubt he would do that? My God Couldn't help himself And let me tell you something It works It fucking works Do not I got hit with both those bullets

Everybody don't get upset with us Don't get upset with us For not telling you I got here right in the chest With both of those Both of those bullets My God, that was perfect Well, they grow up dancing together

So it's a similar style Don't tell anybody but Everyone know in the middle of this dance You're going to be satisfied You will find satisfaction That was so good When is this show on? Tonight 8 o'clock

ABC and Disney Plus it says and then Hulu tomorrow. But does that mean we can watch it on Disney Plus tonight? Yo. But here's a... Yeah? You could also watch it on... Record it on YouTube TV.

Okay, good. You know, here's... You can watch it on your little thing. Hmm. Watch it on your little thing. Cable. Cable. Yeah, ABC, 8 o'clock.

Hey, but now, here's the question. Yes. Because we are waiting for this. We're anticipating. And what we want, it happened. now the judges do they know Corey's background with the dancing do you think they understand when he whips out this stuff are they going to look at it like he's doing cheesy Michael Jackson shit are they going to be like there's the Cory we know we're circumventing the judges we're going around them around them and we're going to just vote him in the judges will know there's a mockery happening the other dancers will know there's a mockery happening there's one person in this world who will have no idea there's a mockery going on.

Go on, take a guess. Corey? Yes, Corey Feldman. It's going to be him. There's enough negativity in the world. Yeah, there is. There is. There is. It is. Is it bad that I'm going to vote for him because I like it?

Yeah. It's a wrong move. No, you're doing the right thing. Whatever gets you in that booth. I want to talk a little bit because it ties into Corey Feldman. What? When I watch the... Your fingernail polish?

My fingernail polish ties into him. It goes right into him. It matches his hair. They, uh... You should die your hair like... If he wins... Yeah? If he goes to the finals...

Striking blonde. And we make this happen. Mm-hmm. You should just put you... You should do your hair like Corey. Crazy blonde. Just platinum blonde like Corey. Okay.

Yeah. I'll be a bombshell for a minute. Okay. Do it be a bombshell? You're a bombshell right now. I watched, um, all the, uh, Charlie Sheen, You watched it all? You finish it? I didn't finish it, but I got through a lot of it.

Did you get to the Corey stuff? Didn't get to the Corey stuff, but I watched the first one and then half of the second one. Somewhere in the second one, you watched them both, right? No, I didn't. You didn't watch either yet? I got rid of Netflix. You got rid of Netflix? Why? Because they're racist? They didn't give Monique enough money?

I never watch it. And the Monique thing, yes. And also you're pissed off about Monique, not getting what she deserves? A little bit, a little bit mad about it. Get that white girl $20 million. Come on, man. Did you watch it, Jacob? I didn't have Netflix now.

I got Netflix now. So I haven't watched it yet. You just got Netflix. That was the weirdest no I've ever heard in my life. What are you? My son? I got net. I lost Netflix, but I have Netflix, so now I'll watch it.

Did Lou give you his Netflix? No, I got my own. You just picked it back up? I got my own Netflix. Oh, I know what happened. Everybody got booted off their family's Netflix. That's what happened, isn't it? That it is happening.

That did happen. Yeah. Jacob has to get his own Netflix. That's hilarious. It's nine bucks. They get you. They get you. I watched a lot of it.

It's really good and he's amazing in it. He's so good at just he's owning all his shit, which I love, and he's so honest about it. He's honest. It's very unlikely. Was that Christine's computer? Yeah, coming through headphones. You're fine. sorry she's ordering bags

how do you not hear that oh she doesn't have her headphones on that's what's causing it I'm queuing I didn't know he could I don't get mad at me because you make the noise I this one over here I like when she snaps at me she's fiery I like it um what's up buddy yeah Charlie Sheen in this documentary

he's got through I think he comes off kind of douchey but I do love how clear he is I think it's very honest he's definitely douchey But the fact that he's kind of still owning his bullshit, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, dude, it was fucked. And he's saying, you know, you, you know, I'm on the set of, I'm on the set of Wall Street watching Platoon win an Oscar. And then, you know, and the other thing where everybody was like, dude, you were the best thing in that writer who said he's the best thing in, well, watch out.

Ferris Bueller. And that, you know, all that shit just went to his head. Well, I'll tell you what really got me was it looks like Denise Richards looks like Charlie Sheen at one point was far ahead of her at roadrunner speeds. And then Charlie Sheen drew a cave on the side of a wall. And then instead of her going through it like the roadrunner, hit it full speed. What happened to Denise Richards? That is a different human being. Alcohol.

that's alcohol face is it what it is that's alcohol i mean it's that woman aged 30 years in five years yeah that's alcohol do you know and drugs her estranged husband just did an interview like she has a hoarder house they just he lives in the house because they're separated he can't get out he can't get out the house is i can't get there's a pile of newspapers you can't get out of buddy it's a 3.5 million house and it's a train wreck at one point at one point they had i told you that time anybody that. Damn, that's crazy. It's all right, dude.

It's like 200,000 under your place. Yeah, don't, right, whatever, dude. It is what it is. You think all that money you'd spend, you would have got locks in your doors. No, I don't need locks in my town. That's why I moved there. She had, at one point, I think, 30 dogs. It's 30 dogs.

30 dogs. He's still living with him, his brother, his two parents, and 30 of her dogs. They live downstairs, and she lives upstairs. Right? And it's all. Something like that. Whatever's going on, it's insane. This is the third time.

We're hearing full news reporting or something coming through. Put your foot down, man. Yeah, what's going on? Look, I've only been here for a couple years. Oh, I hate daddy pantsing. You've been here 10 years. I fucking hate it. Put your pants down.

Put your pants on and fucking make it happen. It's crazy. Come on, man. I did. No, more. You want to hit her? More. Hit her.

Here you go. Go. I'm going to wind up and hit her. Here we go. You ready? Let's do it. Pay attention, bitch. You're about to catch it.

Go. harder one more okay give one for me get over here bitch there now tell Mr. Kelly

your stugats I'm stewgots why is it so adorable when she does it somebody hasn't had their face to the glass in a while yeah she really hasn't shit god damn

they forget they do forget because you have stuagots I turn it down I'm sorry take pride in your work as all yeah she's trying to find to the The great part.

Hey, take pride in our work. Oh. What the fuck are we just saying? You were just talking about him. That's vague. You're a vague. You're a vague. Oh, we're talking with Denise Richards

and how fucked up she looks now. Yeah, she looks bad. But all those... I can't believe it's the same person. But it's funny because, you know what? What hit me in this is that him and his dad were going to fight at one point. And he goes, my dad took his teeth out.

because he didn't want to ruin them. I'm like, oh, these, I forgot about Hollywood, that they just have, like, fake teeth that they put in and hair shit. It's all just phony horse shit. And we're catching Denise Richards on the tail end of her career where she's not, has cash coming anymore. You know, she can't get all the extensions and all that shit.

I mean, look, that's all fake hair. I guess she started to go. That's not her hair. No, but it also doesn't matter. She just looks like fucking hell. Yeah, but when you take, she was like, when you take all those things out. Starship troopers. When you take all those things out, Jay, you take all her hair out.

She has hair like my mom. God. It's just a little thin, thin, greasy hair. No, my mom. Sorry, Mom. I love you. She doesn't, that's not her now, is it? It's, it is, it is, but it's not.

Does that make sense? It can't be her now. In the documentary, she looked nuts. She looked like 70. Yeah, yeah, no. She looks like shit, for sure. She looks pretty good there. She must have saw the documentary, and that gave her a fucking oomph to get her shit together again.

Is she dating Maynard James Keenan? No, that's not Maynard. I don't know who it is. That's just a dude with tattoos. You've got to see that clip of a estranged husband. He walks the interviewer through this train wreck of a multi-million dollar house. Who? Denise Richards.

Her ex-husband. Oh, yeah? Yeah. She's a terrible guy. No, he's a great. No, she's a fucking piece of shit. She's a hoarder. The house is a mess.

The house is a mess. She has 30-something dogs. And they walk you through the house? Yes. He's like, look at what I have to live in. Oh, it's like his social media posts. Like, look at this monster, what she's doing to me? No.

Or it's like a better homes and gardens TV. Yes. Like, an interviewer comes, interviews him, and it's, he walks them through the house. Where's the video? Show him the video. Why are we explaining it? I didn't think to send it. Well, think, now I'm going to find it.

Yeah, what are you got to do? Yeah. walking through the house going she's a she's a maniac she won't throw anything all the house is trashed she's got he's like she has dirty something dogs that i have to take care of so all the these all these dogs are just running around the house his family lives there with him downstairs so they're separated yeah but she's just you know a mess upstairs remember that playboy though with her bush yeah it's great it's worth it's good bush it's a good bush it was a good bush it was a real good bush high high bush a high rectangle yeah you don't see that a lot not a high

a high rectangle you see a high v you don't see high very much anymore you should see mine you got a high i got a high as high as you got to have a flat tummy i don't i don't i got it just takes the levels it takes the levels i have mine looks like a mountain range i can't believe you have to go fucking police the subways after the show bobby it's all right i'm fine with it bobby joined the guardian angels earlier today you'll find out on thursday yeah if you guys take the f or the m of the d You're fucking dead. No, if you're a criminal, you're dead. Oh, yeah.

But if you're just a citizen that's trying to get somebody. You'll be very much alive. You'll be alive. You'll be so fucking dead. Look at this house. There's nothing better than a celebrity not living well. Oh, God, it makes me feel good. It does make me feel.

Look at that. Oh, there's shit everywhere. There's a Peloton next to the TV. Come on. That she got for free. This isn't as much a hoarding issue. This is just pure mess. I sent it to Christine.

You know, that petan, that peloton she got for free for just managing them on the, on her Instagram, not knowing that just clothes was going to be on it. That's her place for to dry off her rinsed out tampons. Yeah. I rinse out tampons. Why am I going to buy more tampons? Here it is. Ready? He's like, now she was hot, but she's not that hot anymore.

Not this kind of hot. Yeah, not this messy hot. Look at the kids' room is just a disaster. How can you make your kids room shitty? That guy sucks, too. His last name stinks, too. I mean... It's a $3.5 million.

It's so funny when you're smoking hot Hollywood Starlet girlfriend just sucks. And she's like, I drop juice on the floor. He goes, uh, that's cool. He goes, you cleaned it up? No. What, did you just spill it? No. No.

Are you going to clean it up? No. Why is he living in the bottom of a rented house with his parents? They're estranged, not divorced, I guess, so that he's still living there. He just wants to work out. Because he likes to watch. And brother. I think in L.A. too, is that the guy can get money off of the girl, too.

It's not just one way. It's 50-50. So she's probably, they're probably working it up. But my point, they were renting. of it. Who rents? Why does he live with his parents? A $3.5 million house. It's nuts. Living downstairs is as weird as anything, though, too. Why don't you live downstairs by yourself? Why do you have your parents there? I don't know. Maybe they're sick. Maybe they're paying. Maybe they're rich. Fifteen dogs, two sick parents and a fucking freaky-faced lunatic living

upstairs yelling about Charlie Sheen. I know. And he's a brother. But he's good looking. Are you ever beaver? But he's stuntman good-looking. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like he was, he was, he had a shot at something back in the 80s. Like he was going to, he was going to be something. And maybe, and now it's just finished. He can't be nothing. Are we going to see this bush or what's up? It's not loading.

The bush? She was trying to bring up to her bush for her. She had a great bush. Yeah. She was hoarding pubes. Some call it a bush. She'll call it hoarding pubes. She won't get rid of them.

What was the Matt Dillon movie? She showed her boobbies. Wild things Her and the other girl Fucked him in the pool She never cared about her movie nudity at all But that Playboy was huge She went for it

When they go pussy and Playboy I'm always impressed Without air brushing out their pussy lip Their pussy split Oh by the way that's the craziest thing ever Jacob I told you I watched the Stone Age last night When you that first upshot of the girl

In her bikini She has a camel toe That I would say is an inch and a half deep. It goes, it's and it looks like it's wet inside. It's pretty it was pretty blatant. What are you talking about? The movie The Stone Age, I watched

last night's old old you again. And there's a scene where they go up to that, the hot chick in a bikini and she has like a camel till, like somebody noticed that. Someone noticed that when they shot that. It's crammed up there and it looks like it's wet down the middle. It seems like they told her to cram it up there for the shot.

And then it got wet? Maybe. That could Hollywood magic that's back in the day when you could do that hey can you make that thing wet oh man we used to know we used to know a bartender and all the crew at stamp New York at one point we're all actor people we went to one of their plays and he had to have a boner yeah Matt the bartender had to have a boner for the scene and he just says on any given night just one of the two girls in the play just like go back there and like suck him or whack him off a little bit just to get him hard so we

can go do the scene yeah and I'm like he's like yeah dude's theater stuff I'm like come again I love it I love it can't do that anymore I'm unfamiliar with that in the theater yeah I do know about gays and fat people I have Joe uh Joe Russell suck me off before I go on stage of course you do that's called paying your dues well yeah god damn right I saw I'm old school Hollywood dude yeah Bush was good Bush yeah that's pretty good you know also had a good playboy Bush Robin Givens also should have did she have Bush I'm trying to think Did she have a big rectangle too? I don't remember.

That seaweed, though, I'm not digging that seaweed swimsuit. It's kind of gross. Yeah. Looks like she, yeah, it looks like she has trash on her tids. Gross. Jay, 15 years from this picture, she became a crazy cat lady. Or dog lady. Yeah, she's a.

That was the interesting about the Charlie Sheen thing, too, is how he got that part on Ferris Bueller. like she just called him up and said hey come down and meet him and he was late and he got fucked up and he said I'll see you next week and then he came in and he was rehearsing with his dad in the car going to to play MJ right yeah and then he was just like putting like ash in his eyes to make it look dark and it was kind of interesting that he got that how we got that part you know you got very excited about the Thespian parts me I wanted to hear about

the drug prostitutes and fucking Corey Hame. But, as we all had guessed, the second it was said, it is untrue that he fucked Corey Hame. I mean, I'll completely, I'm going to go to believe it, one, because we know Corey Feldman, he's been called out as a liar many times on a bunch of goofy shit. And Corey Hame's own mother was like, after Corey Feldman made that claim in the documentary,

that it was Charlie Sheen, who fucked Corey Hame between trailers on set or something and he was like On Lucas Yeah he goes It's absolutely crazy That guy's a clown

He's just saying stuff to say stuff It's fucking wild accusation And here's the thing Charlie Sheen could have actually never Acknowledge it was That thing came and went so fast As a blip on news That he could have not mentioned it at all

Because no one took any seriously The fact that he rebrings it up It's pretty interesting That he's like Also I got accused of this And what a fucking idiot that guy is. Well, three, too, he said he used Crisco. And nobody, no, he's, no, there's lube.

It's not, you know what I mean? It's not the fucking 20s where it's like, you got to use some motor oil. Yeah, I mean, you're in L.A., you're in Hollywood. You could stop at any sex door and get some hot Criscoe. He said he criscoed, his, uh, Corey Hames asshole. Why did he, who has Criscoe? Lunch ladies. Yeah, did you go craft service?

Hey, man, let me get some Criscoe. Can we mean Lard back there? You don't fuck with Lard, right? Maybe I'm wrong. Allowed himself to be sodomized. There you go. Look at his cameltoe. Oh, is this, what is this the movie?

Yeah. And, whoa. I remember that. You got to go back and pause it. I mean, it's in there. Yeah, but that looks like it's fake. It's not. That looks like it's made.

Stop. They didn't have CGI back then, Bobby. No, that's a real. Holy Lord. That doesn't, yeah, they tuck. that in, bro. And you see it's like a little wet almost? That's her pussy. Yeah, they tucked that in to make that. You can't. And I might be crazy, but I think I see a couple hairies coming out of the side there. Feed me, Sima. That's a mouth. That's a Venus

flytrap pussy. Yeah, that thing looks like it was beefy, huh? Oh, a real slapper. They had to tuck that in. So, uh, you Yeah, everyone, tonight is the night. It's official. Yeah. Tonight's the night. And you're going to be so happy. If that's what we saw, if that's what they do.

It is. That's rehearsals for the real deal thing. How cool is it, do we have spies? Wait, you know what I just realized, too? I think that wasn't his outfit he's going to wear tonight. No. I think that was just his clothes. Street clothes.

He has sequed street clothes? I think so. You saw him wear that on tour? I think it's just as fucking I have to get up, take a dump and go outside for a second close For tickets on all tour dates, punchup. com, make sure you vote

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