The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Golden Showers (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Yes, indeed everybody, we are the working man. Well, today, and then not again, until the week after Thanksgiving. I'm Big Joe Cresson, this is the bonfire, everybody. Faction Talk, Series XM 103. Dan's off today doing billions. It's the big Thanksgiving

before Thanksgiving's he has to shoot. We're all the investment companies come together that break bread one time. I think I don't know. I'm a little behind on the show. Is that what happened, Lou? You don't watch it. No, I don't watch it. We're all too dumb to watch it.

You know what's great about Dan? He knows we're too dumb to watch it and doesn't bust our balls for not knowing the stuff. Right, right. Which is very cool of him. Yeah. It's very cool. I just think it's a shit show. That's not much. Oh me?

I just think it's a bucket of shit. That was great show. I just don't know the, I don't understand anything happening ever. Is Dan, I don't even know if Dan's a good or bad guy. Is he a bad guy? No, he's actually a super good guy here. No, no, he is. He is a good guy.

Like to the point where he gets pawned a lot. He gets like, they use them to play onto the people. I watch it. I have a loose idea of the story, though. Dan's my fee. And then it all kind of spirals out from there. Sitting in for Dan today for our last show before the holiday. Of course, it's got to be family, everyone.

From the Taste Buds podcast and opening, Kusey, yeah, opening, grand opening, Black Friday, everybody, after you get done fist fighting someone for a PlayStation 4 deal. Feel free to pop on over to Joey fucking roses, Sandwich Shop. Yeah. Standing in Rivington. 174 Raving Tin just passed Clinton. Stanton, Rivington. 174, Rivington, just past Clinton.

Full bar. Sandwich shop. We open at 12 p.m. on Black Friday. We're doing crazy Black Friday specials. It's going to be a scene. One for eight. Or two for 16. Oh, I see what you're doing.

The sandwiches are $8. Or two for 16. We're just going to have you Black Friday. Yeah. We're going to do some wild drink specials of black bread. I hope some fucking wacky moms come in, dude. Who knows? What if after fights break out because they see someone got the little robot toy for their

son they want. The black bring it to us. Isn't it great the black Friday deals was supposed to be about shopping for the kids and getting the deals for the kids. It is now just like, how do you furnish your home and everything on that day? I mean, it's, it's not for, I think presence is the least of the things people are busting in for.

It depresses me more. The videos of Black Friday, I find more depressing like about humanity to watch than like the storming of the Capitol even. Like when I watch, I think they're similar. Yeah, when I watch people, how they behave at the target door, I'm just like, this is disgusting man.

And it never stops. Even though to stop it, everyone's going like, guys, I guess we'll give you the same deal online. And they go, in fact, if you just wait a couple days, we'll give you maybe a better deal on Monday after. And they're like, now, I want a punch in neighbor. Yeah. Now I need to slip and slide that bad.

Then I'm gonna kick my old lady neighbor in the country just to get in that door faster. I'm not compete with those bots. I'm going to the door myself. We have the crew all here. Well, we've got Jacob and Todd down in flow rider. And we have our DJ Lou here. Well, D. Gay Lou, now that we know, D. Gay Lou.

Don't embarrass me in front of our guest. He? I mean, our host. Yeah, D. Gay Lou. Now that we know, D. Gay Lou is going to give the number later. I had a gay experience, Joe. Let's not get into it now. No, it wasn't a gay experience, per se, but he was not running from what he knew was leading up to a gay experience. He bailed last second and the reason he bailed my belief, no booze. Also one of them whipped out his huge cock. How recently? Three weeks ago, four. What what happened? Two guys invited me. They're near the bar. Let me get back up the bat. Yes, he was hanging out. He was kicking up these two gay dudes at the bar for some reason. There's more nightcap, please. They asked him if you wanted to come back for a nightcap at their place, which means... Oh, look, come on.

Fucking dick in your mouth. Yeah. That means if any couple says you want to come back to our place, I'm like, I know what's about to happen. You can ask me to fuck your wife in front of you or fuck her with you. Yeah. He was so slight of buildings. Two little twerps. I just didn't see it coming. In fact, I'm a bull.

Don't take your discomfort where your own sexuality out in these guys. Yeah. Oh, they were so slight. I thought about it. And I discounted it. And I never did anything. Would you have liked a larger man to make you feel feminine? Is that the problem?

Larger man wanted to let me leave. Well, wait, so what happened? So by the way, Joe yesterday he said he could have smashed their heads in if he had to. So he wasn't at least But worried just know that he didn't instead I got smarter instead He watched him jack off for a minute and split very interesting the majority of gay bashing comes from lately homosexual men true That can't accept themselves. That's right. What are you running from dude? Yeah, I don't know they let me leave So nobody got hurt. Are you worried that your twin twin wouldn't accept it?

So wait you they started whacking in front of you one did one one did his I mean, leave, so nobody got hurt. Are you worried that your twin wouldn't accept it? Ah. So wait, they started whacking in front of you. One did. One did. His bedroom door was conveniently opened. Joe, listen to this line. First, let me introduce everybody. Of course, we got Christine.

We got Christine here. And of course, our black tiger, the black king, Lewis. John. So. Who, I don't know if he's even friends with Loni more after hearing this gay story. It is weird now. I mean, more power to you. We can't go back to the hood and tell people about his friend Loni.

It's reduced by two men in a bar. Yeah. He went home with them because they were having it on the way there. They said, we're going to get him. And Lugo's, ah, come on guys, you don't mean that. What are you gonna do? Luke thought us two choices there were to go, come on guys, or give them, quote unquote, a knuckle sandwich.

Oh, Jesus, Luke. And he chose to just keep walking with them into their house of which when they got there, the whole thing was better nightcap. They didn't own booze. They didn't have any booze in their house. Jesus, so loose sat there for a while. Wasn't a while. One goes, one goes, we don't know how long it was.

I need it to you. I don't know, time stopped. Yeah, this is a web of lies here. The one goes into the bedroom of their beautiful gay apartment with the door open and lays on the bed and then he just goes, who will sit next to you? Bruce. He goes, little Bruce sit next to you? Bruce. Little Bruce.

He goes, little Bruce was next to him and Big Chris was in the bathroom. And little Bruce, Big Chris goes, little Bruce, I'm bored. And he goes, why don't you jerk off, bitch? And then Big Chris goes, good idea and pulls out a wallop hog and starts beating it and then loses. Brazen. Brazen approach. Wasn't brazen at all. I don and then lose says brazen approach wasn't brazen at all I don't think it was brazen at all a man came back to their house

outwardly on the street seemingly straight man talking all that shit outside but he still came in don't miss doesn't don't miss control what I'm saying I'm not saying they shouldn't have thought that they were gonna fuck Lou yeah Lou was giving out all the signals. Oh, the right five. He was teasing. He's a cocktees. He was asking for it.

The uh, but brazen just meaning the way they hatched the plan was like, I've been in scenarios that I thought we're gonna lead to three subs. I wouldn't be like, start jerking off bitch. I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with you. There's little tact in it. However, Lou was in a point of the situation of like,

he's there already. These guys made it seem they were pretty clear at this point that the plan of nightcap was over. What time was this? Barclays the two, so around 15. Lou, what do you do it? They were caught. He's in these little bill Barclose the two, so around 15. Jesus. Lou, what do you do it? They were...

Cock teas in these little billies. They were four of us. Oh, around Jersey. You know what it's like when you need one more drink, Joe. You're telling me you know what it's like. You don't have booze in your head. I don't know. Maybe I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I with it. How shit face were you? Not that much at all because I had my wits about me. Snuff that happened.

Now I'm starting to think maybe you were so shit face you don't want to tell what you did something. That's what I think. You think it happened? Yeah I think. And this is just like half truth to get us to move on. Yeah this is half truth. But the half truth. No you guys were right though right? It was almost gay right? Could you imagine? Yeah dude. Would that be so crazy if it was that gay? If I was like, oh my god If they both if they both came on with they called my moobs He said they were both great looking it was very flattering and that's why you stayed he wanted the compliments all right

That's when I have some gay conversation. What's wrong with you people? What is the current Latina woman you think saying saying that she's dating a Maddy Con? Oh, shit, she doesn't know about it. She doesn't listen to the show. No. She can't figure out American radio. Brad, are you back with the ex-girl? No, different Latina.

Okay. I'm here to find someone else to yell at them with a knife all the time. Okay. I noticed his white girl's not yelling at me with a knife. What town do you live in again? Clefton, New Jersey. I grew up in T-neck, New Jersey.

So it's Hood. Alright. You're talking to the Hood. Yeah, where a man wasn't able to express himself as right. Right. We don't even come out of the closet back then. We don't even call names. Maybe attacked.

There's a different town. Yeah. We don't get a lot of diversity. But then that young boy, that young shelter sheltered boy comes to the big city. To remind you of when you and your twin brother will work exploring your bodies when you were younger. Did it make you feel like that when you guys were compare leaners in a room? How close are you with your twin brother? We live together. Well, to me, that's this signal right there. It's goddamn right. I'm convincing anybody

Yeah, that's all right. It's fine. Well, you're gay. Who cares? Dude, so what the save time you and your brother shower together is the same body And so what if you guys wash each other's bodies? It's the same thing you guys are the same blood coursinging through your veins. When I kiss him, it's just like my own spit. Yeah, it's your kissing music, your practicing kissing yourself. I love to touch myself. I keep wondering. Oh, good. Keep wondering if there was a bottle of booze there. How things would have been. Am I right? That is the thing. We all know, Jacob. We all come down to the, we all have all come down to if there was booze there. Lou would have hung through that jerk sash at least. At least. I don't We all know Jacob. We all come down to the we all have all come down to if there was booze there

Lou would a hung through that jerk sash at least at least I don't even see I don't even know if he jerked. I just saw an erection point straight up But you saw a massive erection which takes a takes a bit of an ogle to get there How did you get out of there? I just walked out and I said maybe you guys are both good looking guys You maybe she just fuck each other. Bye. There are a couple Yeah, but like they were bored of each other. Obviously, they wouldn't need this big bear in their house. That's not true. It doesn't mean they're bored of each other.

It means they were trying to get some fresh meat. Yeah. They like to get a straight gay like you to succumb to their whims. They want to slap your white ass and leave a hamper in on it. It's just because I'm gullible. It's not because I'm a prize in the gay community. No, you knew it was happening. You knew it was going down, dude.

It's still happening again. I'm wise now, motherfucker gay community. No, you knew it was happening. No, I did it. You knew it was going down, dude. It's still happening again. I'm wise now, motherfucker. There was a... Maybe they were crazy. Maybe they would have fucked you and then killed you and buried you in a wall or something. I thought maybe they were drug addicts or something. You were hoping they were drug addicts.

Yeah, something fun. Of all the outcomes of the story, the real ending is the worst one that Lujas leaves. That's the worst of all the ending. I said if I was there, if I was already at that point, I'm not gay, and I'm not gonna try gay shit. However, at that point, deep in enough for the story, I'm gonna be like, oh, they just fucked in front of me and I just sat in the living room. I'd stay for that because it'd be like hilarious to tell that. You would try gay shit though because you you you wanted to kiss me on Dan Dunn's podcast last week. And I said, no, and you got like offended.

Yeah, you're the K1. Do you not remember that? You were a double fisted and truelist. That was the first thing, and I was 6 p.m. Yeah, but I can tell when you're a little tuned. I wouldn't make out with you. I'm sorry. They were saying on the thing, and I was going,

I'm not making out with Jay, no way. I think I probably was just letting that be the case. I wouldn't make out with you. And then you were like, and then you were like, no, I'm offended. I feel like Joe thinks I'm ugly making that with Jade no way and then I think I probably was just letting that be the case I wouldn't make out with you and then you were like and then you were like now I'm offended I feel like Joe like think some ugly or something. Oh yeah. I think you would have done it. I mean hilarious. What do you think Evans you think you would have done it? Yeah So hesitant now I don't know she could answer honestly if you think I would dump

I'm not homophobic at all, but she makes out for funny. You've made out with Lewis for funny. But so I'm sorry you thought it was gonna be like the funniest thing. I don't know if that's the thing. I'm just saying in my mind, I don't know if that situation is the thing that being the funny, because Dan's audience was definitely not like a wild audience.

I'm saying I wouldn't even make out for funny. Oh yeah, I would. Yeah, yeah, no, but I'm saying, there, funny wouldn't be me getting involved in fucking these guys in any way. However, funny would be where I was like, I was just their guy like they were like, can you hand me the Lou about out of the bathroom

and I'd like go fucking be like a ballboy for them? I would do that because I would find that to be funny. Let me ask you this, it's the devil appeared to you in that situation. It's a J, I swear to you. Eternal life. You jump in on this and you tell this story on stage, it is going to be what, like cement you into the annals of comedy

history. Would you do it then? What do I have to do? Get it up the ass. I don't know. My point I still would do anything. I wouldn't be able to. I get catapulted to fame and fortune you're saying. Fuck fame. You said, well, you said you make out a list for a laugh, right? You said you wouldn't have made out with me in front of Dan Dunn's audience because they wouldn't have got a laugh. My question to you is, is you're in lose situation, something somehow mystically you realize, if I were to join in in this in any way, maybe I just make out with them while they fuck each other. And because I do that, I know I will get laughter mile mileage out of this, like I've never gotten out of anything before. Would you do it then?

I don't know. Is this weird? Listen to this. Is this weird? I don't know why. Before I kissed naked guys in a sensual situation. I think I'd be more, it'd be more fun to me for like to line his bone or up to a guy's butthole and move my hand. I don't know why that seems less gay to me. That's easy because that's just tools. You know what I mean? That's not bad.

Like I agree with you. I would have no problem grabbing a dude's hard dick and Aiming it at a guy's but hold not at all and then move your hand when he pops a Censual kiss forget it. Yeah, that's where I'm like I'm like it's too real I have to kiss back Yeah, no, I couldn't do it yet. Yeah, that's the one that's well. Yeah, so I'd be a good whore Like be a good gay whore because like no kissing. I'm not giving you the fucking boyfriend experience. What are we doing here? Yeah, I'm just in here to, you know,

fucking lay out, have some giggles. This all said, if I was with a hot trans woman, I think I could suck her dick. Whoa. There's a lot of, factors happening there, changes. The factors happening there.

Changes. Lost weight. Oh, you're looking up at what you would consider to be like a softer face, right? Cause the train, you're attracted to them because they look like a woman. Mm-hmm. So I'm saying it's like a softer approach.

There's tits. Probably be willing to do more with a trans person than I ever would with a dude. I hooked up with a trans person before. Yeah, I think he said on the show. Yeah. Pre-op. I don't know if she, I just, she, she,

like jerked me off. I don't know if she had a dick or not. I didn't know. You'd be able to tell by the way she jerked you off. I didn't know. This is how I like it, soldier. She was, but she, I didn't know until I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know until we were already like in it.

Oh, really? Yeah. It didn't change your mind. No. I was like into it. Did you bat around at all when she said that you have to stop for a second and be like, all right, let me reassess what's happening here. No.

You were in it. Yeah, just for some reason I knew like it was like, I was getting this hand job and it was gonna be fine and like, not fine, you know what I mean by fine, but like it's, I just, I don't know, for some reason there was no, I knew, I feel like she knew that I knew that I didn't know before it happened and like it was just like, it was all good.

So at what point did you find out? I could just tell, it was when I was like, when we were making out, I could tell, I was like, once I got really close to, I was like, I can tell, this is a check with the dick. Ooh, or a check that you used to have a dick. And did you like ask her in the moment? No, no, no, no.

So it's just like this unspoken thing that you both, I could just tell, you know, you could just, you could tell. I'm not always, but in this circumstance, I could tell. What did they used to call 911 site when it was just not craters, have they called them? It's like two craters. Ground zero?

No, but what do they, you want to go down and see the fucking holes or whatever they call that? You'd like, you go, yeah, I'll look your trans crater where your donker used to be. Wait, there was people would go look at the holes of the buildings, you mean? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, the call, so I forget around zero. No, I know, term, ground zero, I know that, whatever reason like the divest, the foundation, yeah, whatever they were, that was sitting there, they used to call them like the craters or the whole thing, maybe the craters. They used to call manplussies Oh, yeah, the manplussies You want to go look at the world trade man? Look at those fucking man-made plusses

Where the buildings used to be Lou Change a game here. Let's say Chris and Bruce sure both had great tits Everything else the same. Do you stay a little longer? I do stay a little longer. Yeah, you want to see those titties? Just out of curiosity. Sure.

Now, one's post-op. Not Big Chris. We're not going to give up that big fat huge hog. Let's say little Bruce has a fucking mussy. What do you do? I don't know. I'd like to see it. I'd like to see it first.

You want to see if you fit? Let's just see what it looks like first. We'll go from there. You want to see if that fucking square peg fits in that round? If we have drinks, if someone gets me a goddamn drink, a lot of things might happen. You're so right.

We should have a trans dating game for Lou. They were so excited, man. They were so excited. They were like we we met this guy that looks like any furlong after he went to shit Bring a moment fuck his little terminator mouth Dirty terminator Are you John Connor? Ah! Are you John Connor? You-

Oh! Can we have a translating game for DJ Lou? We have to have trans listeners, I know, they've yelled at me and some like me. Can we make one of them a real one of God-born woman? Yes, but she's going to be a brutish fucking dyke of a lady. I mean, a real softball champion of the same. It's an interesting predicament, isn't it? Yeah.

It's an interesting predicament. Like, like, do you go with a hot trans, or do you go with a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Anthony, we would talk about Buck Angel and Bailey J. Mm-hmm. Because Buck Angel used to, was born a woman that, you know, she's a man. He's still a pussy. But as a pussy and Bailey J's exact opposite, and it was always the question of, would you have, as a straight male, would you have sex with Buck Angel's vagina? Or, or, you suck Bailey J's dick. I, at Bailey J, 100% every time. I would do, I would knock around Bailey J's dick.

Because Buck, that's a dude. Like Buck is a dude, you know? Like it's, I, I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to, he, there's a great documentary about him. That's really. Buck Angel. Yeah, it's really, it's really like got a, like a good spirit. He's very positive.

Like I was just, yeah, I've seen an interview on things before. He's like a, a good interview for sure. Yeah, yeah. And then there's Bailey. I mean Bailey. Oh my God She's starting to she's starting to look like the fucking nun from sister act to though Start to get a little bit of a the jeemmy face about her Bailey you know, I love you. I'm sorry like 10 years ago. I mean, she was, I'll tell you what, I felt, Bailey J is one that I completely, you know,

what do you say, quote unquote, fell for like the, like when I went, she was on, I did warm up for a Neil Brennan show. I forget what it was called. It was on IFC or something, a game show of some sort. It wasn't called like the index quadrant or something. I didn't really wear. The index something. It's taken from a magazine that does this.

The index quotient, something like that. Yeah. But I did warm up for that and she was on the show one time and when I got there and went to the dressing room, I just saw her sitting there like that and I was just like, God damn, who the fuck is this chick? And then she walked around and the whole thing was like sexy. And then they were barely jamming Oh, I've been really faunting over a dude for the yeah, she's I did I met I first met belly on Bobby Kelly's

Podcast and we became friends friends with her and her husband and Still to the state, but she's a she's beautiful. She's beautiful very stunning husband doesn't consider himself gay, right? I never asked him I never asked him if he- Is he an effeminate guy? No, not really. No, no, no, not really. He's not like a big, you know, he's not like Buck Angel.

He's not like a big rough and tumble guy, but like he's, you know, I wouldn't call him effeminate. My dad and step-pop would have jokes don't know if either of them would care. If I had a check with a dick, I don't know if they would give a shit so much, but they would definitely like talk. You know what I mean?

I don't think they'd care, but I think they'd definitely talk. I look, I think a lot of people from that generation would. It's a different, you know, as you said, it's a different time. Yeah, but I'm closer probably to even that where I'm definitely like, it's like,

oh man, you're doing a pretty wacky thing. I don't know, I said, I don't think I, not that I wouldn't do it. I'm just saying like, I'm more, I don't think in the world today, dude, rappers aren't afraid to come out and say they're bisexual and shit, different world. Oh my God, entirely different.

It's a different world as far as that, which is good. That's positive for sure. Very positive. But entirely. That was the funniest man I forget was the BT awards when, uh, what's his name? Little Nas X came out and did a performance where like his dick almost fell out even I think. And it was just a super gay performance. And it's like the face, they called one distant shot of Little Wayne. But I'll tell you who they didn't show during all that Method man But I mean all the new rappers are like fuck yeah, dude. I something will not as dick. Yeah, it's a very, very different world. I mean, that was like,

I think they used to not blur the word of all the curses they would take out. Yeah. They wouldn't take a baguette at a wrap. No, that used to fly on the radio sometimes. I think there's a, players anthem, players, grab your dicks if you love it, right? I think it's a, there's a line there where he says something like

Faggot, it's like pretty harsh, right? And I think that always made it in the clean thing. No, it's still, it's still so. It isn't like a Faggot X up or something X up makes the Faggot Hard to find something like that. What's interesting is I saw Big Daddy Kane at Barclay Center, a couple weeks back. And I saw that, that I saw in person.

And then I watched the Nas, excuse me, the Nas Elmatic footage, like when he was just doing the performances. And both of them took the word out of songs, like in key moments and replaced it with a different lyric. Really? And when I saw Ice Cube, we were together. When we saw Ice Cube do no Vaseline at Cluster Fest, he didn't say it.

That song, he said it a lot in the original. He didn't say it at all. So I think it's cool. He left it all the white man shit. Yeah, let's see. He left it all the white man. Danza for the white man. You white man.

Cluster Fest. Was it a cool song? Yo, I think I'm like a bunch of. Danza for the white man. You white man. Cluster fast. What was it, you like a bunch of ladies? That's what that fest was called right cluster. Cluster fest. That's where I first saw little dicky for the first time. You saw him again, Zenzan? No, I just like I didn't know who he was.

You and Evan's brought me to see him. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, I like that I didn't know who he was. Like you and Evan's brought me to see him. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, I like that show. Weird spot little dick, you know, like his TV show is good. Mm-hmm. Uh, it's funny. I didn't watch season two, it actually, but uh. Season two is great.

Yeah, it was. I heard it was really funny. Yeah, and it's more like cinematic. The storytelling's good. Like it's really drowsy in. Yeah, it's a good show and then he's great, but uh, what a weird spot to be in due because he's so good at rap. I know. But it's a 100% lyric comedic heavy so like The live performance. That's why I said we had steel panther at Skankfest Oh, no, it was awesome. That's pretty cool and they played a set and it's like I felt myself running around everyone loved it

But I mean I felt myself running around the end to be like yeah you guys That song you did right there's this lyric is so funny. It's all it's all common right right so like in a concert setting You can't articulate words that much you have to know words to know what anyone's saying. Yeah, it's I mean look little Dixie little dickies thing. It's like it's thumping over the base. You can't really hear how funny the songs are when he did that thing it's like it's thumping over the base you can't really hear how funny the songs are when he did that The 106 in park thing though that wasn't that funny. That was like kind of No, that's more to him to doing is thing, but if you listen to the lyrics, they are funny. They're ridiculous They are I feel like he could skirt the line a little rap in generals either tends to be violent or funny

He could skirt the one like I think the comedic stuff. He for the, like, YouTube, like the things where he's debating things with himself or whatever. But I think like, with like regular songs, he can absolutely skirt that, like, sort of, slim shady line of like, oh, it's like the humor, the lyrics are humorous, but Jesus Christ, this still set his life. But then he has to like, be that.

Well, that still has a foot in the world of comedy. That's the problem too, is like, he's got to do it. Still said his life. But then he has to like be that. Well, that's still, he still has a foot in the world of comedy. That's the problem too, is like he's, you know, I don't know. I would love it if a guy that looked like him just wrapped. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it'd be amazing. You know, like it's like, what is another guy? Who's that guy? It's funny, I tried to shit on him about this guy one time. I should have known.

Jack Marlow, is that his name? Is it rapper rapper Jack Marlow is a white rapper. That sounds familiar But he's like he did something on SNL and I texted Pete Davidson. I was like go that Jack Marlow guy, huh? Yeesh, and he was like dude. He's fucking awesome. He rules now. I was like yeah, I was just saying wow I love Harlow Har Harlow, Harlow. I love Pete, but Pete thinks Machine Gun Kelly is good too. I think he's good, he's best buddy. I think I got him up in fucking Kardashian's butthole. But dude, by the way, can we all just tip our hats?

I was thinking about this recently. Can we all just tip our hats to Keith Murray being, as far as I know, the first rapper that I was just like, I'm just gonna use my name. Oh yeah. I'm not gonna have a weird nickname. I'm just gonna be my real government name. It's gonna be my rap name.

Is Eric Sermon not his name? Yeah, but Eric Sermon at the beginning was E. Double. You're right. You know, and like, you know, they would say their names, but Eric Sermering at the beginning was E. double. You're right. You know, and with like, you know, they would say their names, but they still had their hooks. Keith Murray was the first ever to like him out. I was just like, no, it's just Keith Murray all the. I remember seeing it. My name is Robin Bogdanovich. I was adopted as a baby. I remember, you call me L. Dub now. When he did the, I think the first thing he was everyone was Eric Sermon's first solo album

And I remember turning it over and say it said featuring Keith Murray on a song and I was like This guy's just going by like his actual name. That's a Jewish guy. It's wild. Yeah, so Keith Murray Hello, did you bring bagels to the studio? But everybody does it now like you're saying Jack Harlow. Yeah. No people want their native be famous now. There's still a lot of rappers out going by. Craig Mack. What's the name?

Craig Mack. His name's not Craig Mack. It's not Craig Mack. There's no way it's Mack. And Mac. No. Oh shit. No.

That was like, a lot of guys use Mack as a surname. Two buried documentary's now I can never find. Is one clown short of fame or something like that. It was the anti slipknot from all the other Iowa bands. I want to see. And who did you say? Craig Mac. Craig Mac is the one about when he, right before he died,

he went fucking like super religious, cult religious. Yeah, I know. He was living in one of those places that was like in the in the sacrament that that shitty. Yeah Yeah, no, he went to a place like that where uh, yeah, but the guy like the leader of that who he was like Preach in the word of Craig Mack was just when they show those footage of him in his church He just like grabs girls tits and stuff like in front of everybody But he's that kind of weird leader You know, I mean, he's like thank you for coming sweetheart. It's like cup or tit and like and our ass like sender on her way

Speaking of all this I walk out. I'm at the bar today We got a bunch of contractors in there right now doing different stuff to get us ready the sandwich up Yeah, I walk outside the call sandwich up first. I say much up more. I walk outside the golf thing, which up first. Say what's up, Laura. I walk outside to talk to my, the GM we hired about something, and one of the contractors is talking to her, and I literally walk into the conversation, I hear him going,

because that's the thing, Christianity saves me. We're all open to demonic possession now, and I was like, what the fuck, dude? Go fix the fridge. Yeah. the fridge the fuck are you talking about I believe in demons too do you think this great will work is that gonna be okay oh yeah that'd be fine that's the Lord that's with the Lord wishes, right? If that's the Lord would like and that's what the Lord gonna get Yeah, anyway, um, I like to talk about

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Who said why don't we cover songs with a brass Like section and I'll scream the ears. It's all raging in some machine covers. It's a couple different bands. Oh, it's just metal It's so what so brass against isn't a play on raging against or it is it is okay? But they they but they umbrella out a bit War pigs. I heard they did on this thing. Okay. But it's a bunch of fucking brass instrument playing dorks headed up by the Smokin' Hot Chick and they're gonna do whatever she wants. And in the middle of what I can only guess is their drab, droll, boring renditions of music you

love as heard through a tuba. Places packed, by the way way look at this festival. Oh, it is welcome the Rockville festival Yeah, they went on right before tool everyone's there for tool. Well still that's a pretty choice spot now. Yes For tool. Yeah, no, no, they had a great spot. Listen, I'm sure if you go see it's fun. Whatever it is No, no, I'm not I'm not arguing that I'm just I'm like wow there No, there are audience sounds like a bad idea to me too. It's not, it is, but like, it's novelty. That's what it is. Right, it's novelty. I always felt that way about when Nashville Pussy

would open for a band that I went to go see, they're novelty. I always wanted Nashville Pussy to be good, and it was just boring. Alive, they're fun. I'm sure they are. No, the music sucks. Yeah, I always wanted it to be like, you know, like,

there's bands out there that fit in the, of the ilk that I wanted, like, super suckers is a great example. Super suckers are a great band. I always wanted Nashville Pussy to sound like super suckers. Yeah. And it never did. It just always sounded too cheeky to me.

It's just ridiculous. It was all about the girls with dyke out on stage, which was great. Yeah, that's great. But it's like those guys that you buck cherry, and you know, like, it's just too like. Buck cherry was a little more mainstream national pussy. They just their name was never going to get him over and they just committed to it.

I appreciate that very interesting. Yeah. Skanks. Mm-hmm. But this girl is hot chick who's dating a Peloton instructor. Whoever you want seems to know. I want to see a picture of her when after. Please. So, so what is it?

Sophia uterus? No. Euresta right Female Pelotonin structure or dude a female Jacob. It's 2000 fucking 21 dude You're gonna have to wake up and there was a woman or one Listen DJ Lou is getting dick down by fucking a little Bruce and big Chris and Women are dating women now dude. You have to get over that Florida. Yeah, it's true You down there listening to too much of that fucking now. What was the Florida racist guys name I forget Dog the bounty hunter dog the bounty hunter

There it is Now it wasn't it's a it's the racist from Hawaii. Oh, she is very pretty No, she's hot. She's like classically pretty and her Instructor a Peloton instructor girlfriend. No, she's hot dude. They go down. There's pictures of her like bikinis and shit You can get what you're getting you see what's up, but she's a very regular Fucking chick Did I mean like a normal chick is like, this isn't like a,

it's like a, remember Wendy O'Williams? Yeah. At all, like her thing was like, yeah, I'm like a scuzz sleaze. Yeah, I know, yeah. It was my kid, my pussy might fall out. I'm kind of gross,

but with a great body. This chick's just about being pretty. Yeah, no, she looks like, like she would read like, you know, wine enthusiast and stuff like that. Yes, exactly. Big great fake titties.

And then she just, she says on state, now, Lou, you have a little more information on this because you, uh, you were listening with Jim and Sam. Yeah, Jim and Sam, uh, they said that she came out before this song, before the piece song and said, does anybody in the audience want to get pissed on? It's a fantasy of mine. And she said she had to go really bad or whatever, right?

Because she takes, and Joe, you've seen this? Yeah. She takes a real piss on this guy. This isn't like, let me see if I could fire out a couple of things. This is one like in the middle of you go, boom. Yeah, yeah.

She hangs a piss. She hangs a piss in the sky. I don't understand the hubbub. And I'll tell you again, where I really find myself and it might be ages, differing from opinion. I'm with Howard Stern on a lot of things. A lot of things I just go with and there's some where I just go, oh, he's disconnected from this

or maybe it's not even him. I'm just different than Howard Stern in my thought process in this. He was appalled by this. He's a guy which always strikes me because he was such a, you know, like why can't we show pussy and why can't we do this stuff?

He loves farts and shit. All that stuff. But he gets, he's a germaphobes. Maybe that is the thing because he gets, like when squirting happened in his studio, he like wiggled out like way too much. And stuff. He used to have guys come on that we're into puke and like chicks with puke on him and stuff. But he would always know it was gross, but this he's like, he sounded a little like, and maybe I'm wrong.

You heard it right? Yeah. He sounded a little like, come on. It seemed like a little bit of an older guy, which I get, he is going like, come on. What is this right here where it's like a 30 year old how star maybe and a little more like, what a cool wild chick. Yeah, yeah. I subscribed to cool wild chick on this. I mean, look, God bless, I don't give a shit.

The guy didn't care, she didn't care, what's the problem? I wouldn't have cared. And I am all about like, I don't wanna be gross or smell bad or have fucking shit, you know what I mean? I'm like, if I puke, I go home. I don't know if I, but probably would have taken a little, bought a couple water bottles from the old concession stand and maybe like, hosed off my hair and face.

Her piss on my shirt would have just been there the rest of the night and I just would have fucking dealt with it. I bet you this guy didn't even hose off his face. I mean, this guy wants this chick to piss off. It's very possible, but I'm just saying, I don't think I wouldn't have done that, Except for I would have probably, I don't know what he did afterwards, but I would have hosed myself off to some degree on my face, but I lived with her piss on my shirt. Much more, I would have been more upset. And I mean

this. If I had a big ketchup stain on my shirt the rest of the night. Yes, because it doesn't dry clear. the night. Yes, because it doesn't dry clear. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM! you