The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Goosed Up To Win

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

Big Jay and the city of Philadelphia are both having one hell of a week. Lebron James has joined Jay's beloved 76ers and last week he got to perform at Lincoln Financial Field, the home of his Eagles. Jay was one of a few openers for Shane Gillis and he arrived 5 hours early for a sound check that never happened. A man who Eagles fans know as Big Dom hooked Jay up in a way he's been waiting his whole life for. It was a historic and star studded event which included: Dave Chappelle, Meek Mill, Jason Kelce, and Bam Margera. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. How annoying. We both got checks. Just Venmo me. For a love a God. Yeah. I love T-shirt, Kevin. I love him so much.

It's like my Nana. I love him. But he texted us checks. Like it's... You love your Nana. I love my Nana. She's gone, but I still do love her. And I love T-shirt Kevin.

Thank you so much. Comic World was done. Get your DJ Lou t-shirts there available now exclusively only there but I haven't gotten a check since I think it was in college Yeah, oh yeah like a handwritten check. Yeah, I haven't seen somebody write cursive For real this will never make it to a bank I know I don't know what to do I'm not gonna see don't know I don't know I don't know I don't do banks I want to give it like a bomb and be like if you could figure this out Do you know you can deposit them from your phone now? Hey do you know that I got married? so I don't have to fill out forms and spell shit

and deposit things? He just, Jake his thing, he wriggled this fucking check up and threw it up there. He just bawled his checkup and threw it right in the camera. Kev, Venmo. The fact that you're a merch guy and you don't, you set a check.

What kind of business are you running? God bless him There's a breakdown too Did you add it up With an abacus Four big J shirts In the fiscal year Weird

Weird Yeah Here's 98 bucks You had a crazy Time off I had an amazing week I really had a lot of fun Everything

First of all I wanted to Thank the Bonfire fans Who came out to Portland Shit Two sold-out shows Two of the fun of shows I've done. I made in a long time. Oh, hell yeah.

Fucking awesome. So it was great. We had a, this is funny dude. It was a fishing town. There was a, um, she's a comedian. She's a trans. Oh. Not.

But, um, no, she's cool. She actually said, I am coming to the show with my boyfriend. Oh, cool. Yeah. And, uh, so I'm outside after the first show and she comes up. Oh. Hey, what's going on? But Max is there.

Oh. So Max was standing there and then I was like, hey, what's going on? Sweet girl. I don't know how to say. I'm not trying to be mean at all. Sweet girl. Very, very pretty with her boyfriend, great. But when she came up, she was like, hey.

Cock out. No, she went, hi, Robert. How are you doing? Her voice was. Doesn't figure it out yet. So I don't care. I know. I understand.

But then Max was there. And he goes, Dad, I got to go. and he just left masturbate he just left and I was kind of like oh I hope he's not ready to talk to you

about that boner so I went I ran around the back I said goodbye I'm going to the show and then I went around the back and he was just in the back of the little

loud the theater there there's a bench at the stage door and he's just sitting that kind of with his hands on his head like he's thinking

and I go Max what's going on what's wrong and he goes dad I wasn't ready for that and I go listen bro trans people you know trans people

he goes no no dude I don't care about that I get it she's trans I just didn't know that she was and she walked up and she had these really nice boobs and I was like whoa I was kind of like wow and then when she talked it fucked my

he goes it messed my brain up I didn't understand what was going on confusing but I was right My guess was actually right. You got him saying, right? He got fuck up because he was like, oh, look at those tits. And then, hey, how are you doing, Bobby?

What's going on? He was like, well, I don't know. Hey, partner. A boob job. A boob job is a boob job. Well, yeah. I said a penis is a penis, too. So I was like, it's all right.

I go, it's a process, dude. It's a process. You work on, I think the voice is last. Yeah, let him know. I think voice would come before tits, if you asked me. I think it should be. It should go choice, boobs. I think odds are at this point.

Max is growing up in a time where he's probably going to have sex with a trans. Nah, dude, he's all fucking man. It doesn't mean anything anymore. You wanted to suck on those titties. You wanted to suck on that guy's titties. Yeah. It'd be great if I sucked on a dick and he was suck on his teeth, have a real dad and son experience.

That would be good. Just high-fiving each other. That would be good. Just looks down and goes, dad, you're gay. Hey, whatever. Keep sending Dawn off on e-bikes. You'll get there Your mom every six months she loses more of her face

In gravel rash Dude so I like my weekend was great My week off was great but your week Like was I mean It was all over the place too though We had a Our dog got hurt that sucked

Your dog got hurt Yeah from one Never had that before Oh it's so scary She had her nail caught in pavers, I think, and ripped one of her nails almost off and, like, bleeding everywhere.

Oh, God. She was hurt. It sucked. The pavers in the backyard? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Shit, dude. Would it got jammed in there? Mm-hmm.

Oh, don't play that. That's not a factual sound? I know, but I don't like, that's probably one of my least favorite sounds. That sound and, hey, Bobby, how you doing? Is that your son? Is that your son? He's ripe for the picture.

I'm looking. Max, don't be scared of my voice. I'm working on it. Listen, I drink mimosas and mowlobo on the beach. These very fake boobs can be wrapped around your very real prick. Yeah, my balls can be on your father's chin at the same time. You ever have a hot chick's balls rest in your eye sockets? Do you know what a hot pocket is?

That's when you suck in my tits and your dad blows my ass. There might be some turds back there, but grow the fuck up. There's nothing a shower can't handle. You might be plowing through some mud back there, but listen, that's the name of the game. That's the name of the game. You want to roll with the big boys. Yeah, you got to eat that cream out of the devil dog if you want to have fun with me. This is where the big boys come to play.

Oh, is that the paw? Are you sure it wasn't attacked by a demon? Yes. No, I got stuck. Oh, my God. The whole paw? We had to play Swebford demons like two weeks ago. You did?

Okay. That's not. Show the saddest picture. Oh, God, that's so sad. Oh. It's so sad. Is that the sad picture right there? No.

She hates this thing. Of course she does. She looks like an idiot. She looks like she ran real fast and shoved their ass up a smurfs or served their head up a smirfs ass. That Dean said, look at that. Look at that little baby. Oh, my God. It was awful.

It was such a bummer. They have dog chairs and the vet. Yeah. Is that a little doggy chair? No, she was a couch. Oh, I thought it was a little doggy couch. That would be great to get a doggy couch for the dog. She had no idea what was going on.

What a scary day for. She broke her nail, fell in the pool after she broke her nail. Did that hurt? We thought she jumped in the pool and were kind of like, oh shit, she did it. She finally jumped in instead of, like, taking the stairs in. Oh, she fucking handicapped. And then she came up to the step, but she swam. She wasn't making crying noise and anything.

She was already over the nail breaking off. I guess it'll be hurt and then didn't anymore. And then she came out and was just, blood blood everywhere and then when we cut you know try to like grab her leg to kind of look at it like it did hurt her for a second and then she hid in the trees and wouldn't come out she was like afraid of us

which is the worst feeling she was shaking it was pretty scary should be afraid you you guys did it to her yeah I know and then they bandaged up her little fucking tutsy oh is she back to normal now or no she has to wear that stupid fucking thing on her head she has to look like that yeah only for about a week for how much blood there was and how nerve wracking it was I mean I was

hysterically crying. It was awful. It's... They were able to pull it out. They sedated her. They pulled the nail out? Well, they sedated her and then they pulled the nail out. No. It's gonna grow back, right? They said it may or may not. She's gonna be one of those. What? She'll be fun. What's the fuck is that man? So freaks. I know, I hope a little nail comes back, but it was really good.

I can't wait to trash your dog if she did the nail doesn't go back. That big tornado day. Keith's going to come on. Your TV's too small and your dog's missing the nail. I hate it. I hate it. The day of the tornadoes

garage flooded. Did it flood? Backyard actually just in general was like the water wasn't draining like fast so it was like the backyard's like what do you call it? The carpet outback like the Indirathor carpet

was like the edges of it were like floating on water. Was that coming in your house? Almost. I mean, it was right there. The little table? No, but it didn't, thank God. But it was close.

But it did pour into the garage. Did it, how deep was it in the garage? 10 feet, maybe. 10 feet? That's not bad. No, it wasn't the end of the world. It sucks. It doesn't matter.

It goes under stuff. Did you get flashbacks? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You did, right? For sure. I hate flooding. It's my biggest fear of owning a house is flooding.

Yeah. My old house, the backyard, when we first got it, the backyard where the little rock garden I made, the reason why I made that rock garden because it used to flood. Oh, I thought that was because you'd like to be serene and find your center. It was that too. But it used to flood and it would go into the crawl space. We didn't know that. Oh, really?

So the first, like, a few months there, whatever, it flooded, I mean deep, went into the crawl space. space. I opened up the crawl space, bro, and it was like a little lake. So I had a higher guy to come in and do a brand new drainage thing and then do another one in the backyard. And I had to get a French drain, all this stuff. Everyone's got to get a French drain. Yeah. Lewis flooded again, French drain. Did he flood again? I have to ask somebody about a French drain, apparently. Did he flood again? Yeah. Oh, God. He's probably pissed. He's getting it all handled though now. Now it's going to be like fixed. problem will be fixed but the thing is it's he had the thing I guess you know it's booked to be

fixed like the work is booked and it's booked for like whatever this week or something or but I'm saying this happened last week you know he's already booked but like in the time waiting for them it was another crazy torrential ring you can't control mother nature Jay she does what she wants no shit when she wants it that bitch is like just regular bitches they do what that's true spiel um true spiel it's true spiel what day of the week's october 10th can somebody look at it's on a I know automatically it's a Thursday it's a Saturday yeah but I was talking in the Spanish Sun Calendar it's a Tuesday yes well you said Thursday I said Thursday but on if you go to the

Spanish Sun calendar that's it's on Thursday but if you go to our you're talking about our calendar that we go to like as Americans it's a Saturday am I already booked I'm not looking at that calendar Are you looking at the Spanish song calendar? Yeah, now she is Okay, yeah look at that calendar Hmm I mean Paco has a whole other calendar

Yes I'm home? No, you're booked Damn it, where Seattle You're booked every weekend For the next 50 weeks That's fine

Jesus fucking what are you doing Huh You have to Because you're on my life dude You're on the verge right now Um yeah You're on the verge of course today You're on the verge of

of becoming one of the next... Oh, you mean success. Success. Oh, I think I'm on the verge of like a fucking, like I need to fucking stay on the road. Oh, you're not going to handle success well. No. But you're on the verge of it. I'm not saying it's going to, you're going to actually achieve it.

I think you meant on the verge of madness. Like on the edge. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're going to get the opportunity, but you have a potential to fucking tumble out of control. Just come over, dude. I mean, dude, you did something. I see it. I see the progression.

Let me ask why I asked for that day is because I'm already out on the road. It doesn't matter. I wish there was some way we could like zoom it together or something because game one, I believe, of the NBA season. Of the now 41 percent of their games will be nationally televised. That was announced today. The Boston Celtics will be facing the Philadelphia 76ers game one of the season. With LeBron? Oh, yeah.

And Jalen Brown. And Tyrese Maxie. And. And. Oh, God. V.J. Edgecombe. And Joel M. Bede. And Anthony Simons.

Yeah. And Cantabious Coldwell. I mean, they just, I don't know what's happening. They fired that old general manager who liked old guys. Not that LeBron is old, but, like, he would just bring in, like, old, like, kind of washed up guys. And this young guy has really done a good job. I have no respect. for LeBron.

I would say that if he went to the Boston Celtics. I like, I don't like guys that came to the Celtics. I like guys like Bird and, uh, white guys. No, I like Magic Johnson, guys who, and, uh, no. No, no. You like bisexual guys. Michael, Michael Jordan. Bisexual guys.

I like guys who spend their, spend the majority of their career with one team. Of course, yeah. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that Brady spent the majority of time with the Pats. at the end I get it you kind of have to that always does suck though the end

switching but he also switched in one another championship but I don't mind it's different but um Byrd spent his career with the Celtics I'm not a thing of it I think he my heart was actually like uh I think he should go back to Cleveland should go back to Cleveland that's where you should have went should have went but I uh you know once they say

once the decisions made you might as well just go out it'll be a fun year but here's what happens they did that with the Yankees with Arod and they wound up fucking, he sucked. He fucked them. And that's why the Red Sox won. They're going to be the talk of the NBA

this year. That's all that matters. I don't, maybe it's terrible season. Who knows? It'll be fun, though. It's going to be fun. I mean, dude, if you guys don't win the chance. Here's a problem with it.

Only expectations to win the championship. If you don't win, you guys fucking blow. And it's LeBron's fault. No. If they don't do it, it's because they can never met, but the big argument I keep hearing is there's only one basketball. That's the big thing they say.

Yeah, that's true. You have five stars on the floor at almost at all times. There's like one ball. So it's like, who wants to be the guy? Yeah, whatever. They say stupid shit like that anyways. You have the best team ever assembled almost. You have a dream team, like the one that would send to the Olympics.

It's a pretty wild team. It's fucking nuts. It's pretty crazy. It's nuts that you guys have. So the only thing that will fuck that up is ego. That's what the concern is. If they don't mesh well, because that's what happened with A-Rod. He didn't mesh well.

He was A-Rod. And he thought he was the motherfucker. Remember the time he slapped the ball out of the first? Fresh Baseman's hand. It says it in the beginning right there. He's a rod. The guy's a total fucking rod. He's a knob.

A knob. He's an a knob. He's an A knob. He's a knob. Yeah. I mean, it's going to be fun. Now, that'll be what if they win every single game?

Pretty awesome. And everybody in the country becomes a Sixers fan. I got to tell you, I don't know. I don't know if I will ever be welcomed into that organization as like, Jay, please come down and watch a Sixers game. We'd love to get your seats and were there any kind of regularity with that. I don't know if that day will ever come. I think it will.

But when I was waiting, hang on. Let me tell you something. Please say one thing. Don't bury the story. I'm not. I'm telling you one thing about it. Okay. Well, you should tell us the story.

Standing? It's a pretty epic night you had. I'll tell you all right. You should get to that. I will. You're kind of going in the middle of the story. No. And telling us the kind of punchline before you give us the setup.

No punchline. This is before I've done anything. For you, this is amazing. This is amazing. This is anything on the story. Okay. I'm just saying. Just checking.

This is standing, waiting at Lincoln Financial Field. The guy's Big Dom and his right-hand guy whose name is, let's see, Brian. I have it. I shouldn't have guessed. I have it in my phone. But he's, yeah, big Dom. They told me, they said to me, in most casual of ways. This is before the show.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Do you ever, you ever get to come down the games? Yeah, I try every year to get to, like, at least one down here, and I always go to the one in New York. I'm glad you summarized it for us here, but I know it's probably longer. No.

No, I've been watching for a long time. Me and my, you know, my pop, my stepdad, my mom used to have sex with a bunch of guys, but the one guy that I did connect with, we used to watch all the time. And, you know, I always wanted to come to a game. I mean, you know, I've been invited before, but I always pay, you know,

but I love my favorite game. Let me know, let you guys know that, oh, my God, I'm such an Eagles fan. I love this. You're making an assumption based off of texting. Yeah. That's different. Verbiage.

Verbaly. You're better. You know, no, well, not better. And I also verbally, I want to get out quick. Did you bring up Kid Rock Concom? I didn't okay I try to get out quick if I can yeah on those and this was brought to me by the way Right they started talking to me and they said do you ever I said I tried to go to those two every year Like two a year and they so casually it goes well that when you're coming now you let us know

Get you all taken care when you're coming now when you want to come to a game now just let us know and we'll get you all taken care of And I went Can you don't do not say that if you don't mean it and they were like he's like no totally He goes dumb says this is a big dom guy Tom we're all good for uh he goes jay if he wants to come no game, right? I take care of him stuff. He goes, yeah, and I went, I've been doing comedy for 28 years, and I think it was all for that. I think it was just for that. It was just for that right there. On the road to Victor. You should have. He's famous. Big Dom's famous for, he'll like get in the fights with the other team's players on the sideline if they come over.

Can I tell you something? Usually when people have nicknames, they never match up to their nicknames. And he's big dumb. This motherfucker, they looked at him and gave him that name. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a guy. He's an exact type of Philly guy you don't want to fuck with. I don't even know what he's, like, he's their security technically?

He's a senior advisor to the general manager. That is a made-up mob fucking job. Chief security officer. Yeah, that's made up. Hey, we're going to put Big Dom on the payroll. All right. He had a security officer. Probably.

He's my age. What a cool guy. I don't know. I love guys like that. From South Philly's whole life. He's wearing a necklace. He's got a couple of necklaces on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that guy's fucking massive. Look at his head. Look at his head.

Oh, yeah. That hat. Oh, he's wearing an Italy necklace. Of course. Is he wearing his... Dude, I want to meet this guy. I'm going to become a goddamn Eagles fan. He's my boy.

Is your boy? Have you? Have you texted him since? None, not at all. You should have. No, but the other guy did. He hit you up. The other guy did. What do you say? Dude, make sure you let us know when you want to come to games.

Like, it's like real, you know. And what'd you say? Absolutely. I'll take you up on that for sure. Do you have Dom's number? Yeah. Number? What do you get for Dom?

DM maybe? Fuck. Fuck. You didn't get his number? I think it's number. You guys number? I don't know. You should text Dom.

I'll get a hold of Dom. You should just text. I don't know if his name's Don. We're calling this guy, Dom. This isn't the guy. No, it's another guy. This guy, right? right here, big dom.

I don't have his number or not. You don't have his number. I can message him, I guess. But you don't message him. Don't message him. Do not message him. Do not DM him. Look at me.

Look at me. Do not DM this guy. Don't think about it. I won't. I wouldn't. Here's the thing. You know, ultimately, I don't know if I'll ever even try to call in this thing.

You have to. You should pick a game like tomorrow. Yeah, you should, buddy, you need to look at the schedule. Also, do you remember when I met a guy, when I did go to the Sixers game instead of Remember I told you I met a guy was like a golden sax guy or something? That guy messaged me after this night and was like, dude, you got to let's host you in one of the boxes for a game this year for the stuff.

And I was like, you got to do that too. No, Jay doesn't like being hosted. Can I say something? Listen, this is your problem. This is why everybody loves you. It's because you're just in every, you're in everyday dude. You don't want to be hosted. You don't want to be a problem.

You don't want to be on the cuff with anybody. I don't want somebody to walk me around. Yeah, you don't want to be. that stuff you don't want it but you but if you want fame do you want fame no fuck my fuck my speck dog oh sorry do you let me ask you another question do you want money yeah yeah you want a lot of money you know what comes with money what fame no look at me look at me not if i stop comedy and invent something cool you're not inventing anything you don't know that first of all we invented the flanker what else did we didn't we invent some

Didn't we had a whole invention? I'm going to have to make a girl. I'm going to have to make a girl electric bike. Electric bike just for girls. And then when you get it, it's just going to be a fucking big mixer bowl. Here you go, idiot.

Get back in the kitchen. Yeah, make a cake. Stop trying to be a guy, you dumb bitch. Yeah, hey, here's some checks you should deposit do. I don't know how to do this. You stupid bitch.

And go dye your roots. You embarrass me down at the lake. The night. You bloody whore. So I got to go down and open for Shane, yeah. Yeah. At the Lincoln Financial Stadium. It was crazy.

I was there all day, which probably maybe was like the better move ultimately. It got a little like, boring is the wrong word. It wasn't boring, but it was like long. I got there like 2.30. Why did you get this so early? He said there was a mic check I had to do. And then when you got there, I didn't. There's no mic check.

No, when I got there, they directed me to the stadium. And then they were just like, you'll grab your mic. microphone from her and then you go up there there'll be a stool up there for you and uh your song starts at 11 seconds in and I went I don't think so I think it starts in the beginning and he goes you want to hear from 11 seconds in and he played it for a second and I went do it from the beginning and he played from the beginning and I went from the beginning is good he goes okay I will see at showtime and then just sent me off into the world but you couldn't really leave I could of, but I'm glad I didn't actually in that regard, too, because that area was not prepared

for, you know, 45% more people than you've ever had at a football game there. Because the floor now, it's a sold-out football stadium. You know, they don't have concerts or something there? Not with that many. I don't think they were prepared. Well, it was definitely. The most amount of people's ever been in that place. Wasn't there something at one of the other stadiums, they said?

What do you mean? I thought that there was something going on because all the stands are right next to, no. All the stadiums are right next to each other in Philly? They're all right next to each other, yeah. It's a really neat setup. That's fucking crazy. It's a neat setup in certain things. It could be a bitch if there's, you know, an Eagles and a Phillies game happening can suck.

That happens? Oh, yeah. Wow, that's weird. But it's also a cool thing where there's sometimes where you can go to an Eagles game. And then, you know, you go to like the 4 o'clock Eagles game. It ends at 7 o'clock and you can go to the Sixers game. That's a fun. That's a fun night.

Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. Where is the spectrum? Where was that? That it's so It would have been like It's the parking lot of the vet basic Or the of the link more or less

I've been there a couple of it That was it that's Where is it? It's right there It's in the middle In the middle The little one in the middle That's the spectrum

Right there Yes That's it That's the spectrum I've been there a couple of times I saw the Sixers play with Dr. J Yeah

Nice No no Charles Barkley Oh Charles Barkley And I saw monster I was gonna go earlier in that fucking geese osby

i don't know if i can do it i don't know if that was me either just something old fucking white basketball player so so you're there now are you the only comic there oh yeah so no other person is there on the show except for you right and then uh i think because i think mccusker came and left at one point like he went to do his mic check that it wasn't necessary i guess

and left and then uh i so we just got hung there all day Was it, where was your green room? Do you have around green room? Mm-hmm. What was it? It's called the Lincoln Lounge right there. Oh, wow.

Pretty cool, Brian Dawkins, picture behind me. The lighting's all eagles like green and white, which is neat as shit. I don't know what that is that room. It's strange. It's strange. It's probably for the wives and family.

I don't know exactly what's weird about it has had also had two, like, on the one side of it was just like wall of TVs. The other side of it had two, like, gates that can open up that would be like countertop so it was almost like a concession it could be a concession stand sort of also the Celtics have all the green room the the um the dressing rooms for the Celtics but they have a room like that for the wives yeah for the wives to all hang out with uh you know VIP backstage type shit um what i did have access to all day which i did make use

of a couple times going back in was just going being able to go into the locker room and stuff and that It was pretty neat. Yeah. And then, what's we call them? Whose locker? Whose locker did you, like, get the... They're not. They're no one's locker.

Oh, you didn't know? Oh, they don't tell you? They're not labeled yet. They're not in the building yet. So they get different lockers. Isn't it... Doesn't the guy know? Like, somebody worked there?

Like, this is what's his name's locker? No, I think he could change probably season to season. I thought they're very superstitious about that shit. Some of them are... The first ones when you walk in were apparently Brian Dawkins's lockers, but then Cooper DeGine himself said, I don't know if that's true. Someone said it to us. They were like, that's Brian Dawkins, where he had the double locker. He had a double locker. Yeah, because he had Brian Dawkins and Weapon X.

Explain that? Well, Brian Dawkins is the man. Right. Takes off his street clothes and puts them in his man locker. And then he becomes Weapon X. So he's two different people, one who plays football and one who is a person. Have you not watched 40 hours of documentary on this guy? No, I'm not. I'm sorry. I apologize. I did, so I thought maybe. So he had two lockers, you were told. God, I look so fucking awful on that picture. You look great in that picture. What are you talking about?

You were wearing the sleeve list, so I'm not posting it, but I do love the picture. I think you looked great. Let me see that picture again? No, my fucking belly looks all. So somebody told you that that was his locker and weapon accident. He had two locker. That was his spot. Somebody told you that? And then what did you do? And then later, I asked Cooper Dejean if that was true. trying to make conversation with him. And he was like, I have no idea.

And then you just, did you say something after that? No, moved on. You just took it. Yeah, took it and go. That sucks when somebody set you up with facts that aren't. No, he's actually at this point, I will say, Cooper DeGine, of all people on the Eagles, currently at this point, I have now met several times. And like, it's the most comfortable I be and still being uncomfortable around one of those guys.

Because, like, he knows who I am now, for sure. He knows who you are, but he's not treating you like. Who you are. No, no, no, nor should he. Because he's who he is. Yeah, but you're who you are. You just went out and performed in front of 70,000 people. So what was dope was, as the night moves on, now people start showing up.

Yeah. The first thing I see is Cooper DeGine and Jordan Milata. They take me over to them to be like, they're going to be introducing you on stage, which I was like, well, that's fucking pretty dope. That's crazy. That's awesome. So I was pretty excited about that. And then it's just hanging around and you start to see more people.

Bamar J.R. is there. You know, then shame. People start showing up. My family starts showing up. When my family shows up, Dave Chappelle shows up. Wow. Dave Chappelle has,

I've known him. Not known him, but I mean, like I've been in his orbit. Years. In places 25 years. Yeah. Right when I got to New York, right when I,

my first place in New York is when I got, was helping out on the Chappelle show a little bit, like doing some punch-up stuff for Neil and almost got the show was, and after that still he was never like, I mean, we walked by each other almost like touching chest to get by each other in hallways and like, hey, hey. Yeah.

No acknowledgement ever. Maybe he was at the roast. He came over and gave me such like an adoration, like before, before anything. Still never said my name, so I'm never quite sure if he knows exactly who I have, which is funny. He thought you would jelly roll?

It's possible. Possible? Yo, man, your music's goddamn good. It speaks to me, man. It speaks to me. Man, I never liked country till I heard your song, man. I look you made him a country-western guy? Your accent went shit there for it.

Oh, man, I'm gonna have a heap-all-in-me-g-h-h-h-ha. You want to fucking that guy. Get him back. I don't know how to do it, dude. Chase after him. Chase after him. Go chase after him. You love him so much.

So, but he, so he comes over to me and my family and starts, like, give me, like, a big, like, a sweetest hello. And then, you know, I'm like, oh, they're saying, like, hey, this is, like, my mom and, you know, and Carla and his, and he goes, he's hugging everyone down the line. So nice. Really sweet. Crazy. And then, and this is before you performed.

Yeah. Wow. Well, before I performed. And then, you know, it all. All start, once it started happening, it started happening kind of quick. It all was going quick. So then Bamar Jarrett did like an intro. They played a Tires preview, a Tire Season 3 preview, which is fucking great.

And then Jason Kelsey goes up and introduced Meek Mill, who comes out and does dreams and nightmares, right? That's the song, the Big Philly song. Comes down and does dreams and nightmares. I don't know the song. I mean, I've heard it played now a bunch of times, but I don't know it at all. but watching Isabella mouth the words while she's filming it. Because there's also like a very spoken word beginning.

Before it gets in the music, it's like, and then there's something and the star rise and bub-b-dib-ha-ma-nam-ha-ha-ha. And she's just like, just all, every word mouthing it. And I was like, well, she's having a ball. And so then he, then Jason Kelsey went back up and then does like essentially like a version of like his speech, his famous Super Bowl speech where he trusts like the mummers.

Yeah. It's killing, of course, too. And he brings up McCusker. McCusker did great and like which made me feel far more comfortable you know what I mean

because I was like I wasn't really nervous about it leading up to it at all I wasn't like keeping me up at night or I wasn't overthinking it I'm like the biggest show I was like the biggest show ever

it's like sure but I do feel that way it's kind of like the same job different place what the fuck am I get I don't do anything different well here's the thing about it is that

there's no X factor well if you bomb you bomb in front of 72,000 people I don't know how you could well now here's thing if this was like

an Eagles game And they go, for the halftime show, Jay O'Kerson's going to go do 15 minutes of comedy. Like, that could go horribly bad. This is like so gused up to win. For somebody who's bombed in front of 14,000 people at his home stand, it hurts.

It sticks to your bones. I've bombed at those Mayhem Fest, I bombed at a couple shows. Yeah, dude, it's in your DNA. I'm pretty sure Max has it. But I'm saying the point was, I feel This was an unfailable situation.

I understand because it is a comedy show. They're there to see Shane. Unless you went full of character and you were like, go Dallas and if you were just doing a thing and they would just start bullying you. But like they were so... Can I say something though? Even if you do... Ready to play along.

Okay, it's going to hurt. In front of that many people, you got a fucking murder. Well, Matt did great. So he set the fucking like tone for good, which was great. And then... But I mean, so while he was on was when the guys were telling me like the... They're going to get me tickets now. where you know that I could be hooked up.

Right. When I come, which was exciting. That's a little nerve wracking because if you bomb, then you're not getting those fucking tickets. I'll tell you, for not being afraid at all, not being nervous at all. I will say something is so funny, how white that audience is, though. When McCusker was on, I just looked, just kind of scan over the audience because I was now standing on the floor. Yeah. I've been on the 50-yard line, but like off to the side.

And I'm looking out, and I saw one person and one person only, his black wife. I mean, I saw, it was so fucking. funny and then i about big dom and i said turd in the punchbow and he was like what i go no no it's an old joke turn the punch ball oh you don't listen to bonfire no it's an old joke don't want to that i don't feel's wrong who would have got that joke i think dom big dom big dom i'm like right right exactly right that's i was saying the same thing no brittney's sweetheart but yeah it was but it just was such a white event that i just looked over and i just happened to see

you know me of 70 000 people just like walking down an aisle's like oh well it's pretty it's pretty so um Matt did great and I said and he went up he went off and then they were just like because Jason Kelsey didn't go back up and I was like oh I thought they said Jordan Milot and Cooper dejean I thought they were going to go

up on stage and like say something but they just had them like in like a tunnel and put a camera on them and then they film me of course from the fattest angle directly up from my dick but they it's a pretty cool moment though because walking to

it's me walking to the stage like they did they film it like they they got you walking going back to them please tell me you had a cigarette and as you said your name you flicked it no and stepped on it like like Olivia Newton John back it up but Bobby you haven't seen this yet right no I haven't seen any of it I wanted to wait

hopefully you guys can hear pretty good wow I couldn't guess what that noise is sounds like we're outside all right guys we're outside now we're gonna watch outside it's nice what's going on figure out Oh, my God. What's she doing? She's nice day outside. What's happening to her?

All right, here we go. Wow. So pause it for a second? Could I just say, that sounds like they're booing. Back it up. Do you know what that is? What is it? So it's so funny. Isabelle actually disappointing me by asking me this.

Actually bummed me out when she asked me. I go, what's wrong with you? But Lewis and they're not alone. 15 other people have come to me and they go, why were they booing? They don't think they're booing me because the Eagles guys are on right now. Cooper Dejean and George Milada.

They're not booing them. They're saying, they're saying coop. Oh. So that's that thing. They go, coop. So everyone was like, Isabella said you got nervous for it. She goes, I thought they were booing you and they saw you walking up because it wasn't Shane yet or something.

I was like, oh, that would have sucked. I would have fucking blown. I was like, lucky for me, I saw when, you know, and I knew, I didn't even, I didn't know that was going to happen necessarily, but it doesn't, it didn't make sense when it started happening. I'm like, oh, they're going nuts for Cooper to me. That would have put you behind the eight ball. You think?

If they're like, guys, one more guy. before and boom shit because they were doing that on Shane's tour you know when they were announcing they would have something like don't you remember the ones we did in Florida somebody who got shitty with me remember

yeah yeah because they were like one more they were like next whatever when I was up there they were like next what? Yeah they were there to see come out early if I'm done yeah exactly yeah you had to fucking trash him a little bit to get but that would have sucked for the 72,000 people all right so let me see

let me see this pretty neat so I mean this is I mean, that's so crazy, man. What's insane. Look that stupid couple right there. Can't find their seats. Let's go to keep going back and forth to us. There you are. You're on the Trinitron walking up.

Look at you. Wow, dude. As you're walking up. Wow. Listen to that, dude. They know who you are, bro. A lot of them, dude. That was neat when I was waiting to go on, too.

A lot of people were getting stoked when they saw me. Come on. Can we you better than that? Thank you. What are you guys ready to laugh now? Hey, guys ready to laugh now? You guys ready to laugh now? You guys ready to laugh now?

I'm pretty sure I can hear your girlfriend of the background. Woo! Woo! Getting fucking pimples on your pussy. Thank you, Jamie. Thank you, Jamie. I would have loved if you yelled out, thank you, Jamie after one of your jokes.

Thank you, Jamie. Everybody left now. Everybody left now. I tell you, what was really cool during the day, though, because I was there so early, was seeing how many of, like, the, you know, when you first walk into something like that, everyone's got to be right away.

Like, we got to go through your bag, take your belt off. Bob, you got to go through the pressure last year. Like, sure, whatever. I get it. Security. And then over the course of the day, those guys all came up, like,

whether be individually or together points and they were just like and a lot of them were doing the uh they go all love and laughs over here man and i go ah all right dude just like the just like you know just like the orange shirt guys and the security guys like all love and laughed over here they're i mean bro that is they started letting us in and out without having to bother with the security every time they said as long as they saw us they said if we don't lose sight of you this is what i love about you though you're in that night all that craziness that is a once in a lifetime thing. That happens to 1% of the fucking population

gets to do that in our community. You did it. You murder. You go up and do that. And then I guarantee you're in your hotel room by fucking, I don't know, 1142. No, I did you go home. I was supposed to leave the next day for Winnipeg next morning.

Oh, what a fucking anticlimactic. No, I did the thing. It was a little anti-climactic. Well, no, it wasn't on, after the show. was kind of cool. So then I'd have to show when I was done. Yeah. I want to have to go smoke.

And then who comes, I mean, hustling out to like smoke. And I was like, I wonder if he's going to say something to me. Bamargera. Yeah. And he came over and he was chatting and having a good, I mean, he loved my Bush jokes. Pussy hair bush.

It's a good joke. And I don't do politics. I mean, he was loving that. And then he's like, Michael, he's like, will you wait? Are you going to be right here? He's like, my wife wants to meet you. Wow. Sure.

And then they brought them out. hang with them for a while. Then, I'm trying to think of some of the cool moment. One of the cool was, again, just to double down, the thing was, Chappelle was leaving at the end of the show, and he was getting in his car,

like, in the tunnel, and, like, you know, he just kind of looked over at me, and I gave him, I was like, I was a good seeing him, and then he came out of his car and ran over to me, and I said to my mom, my mom was right there, I go, oh, you're about to see something really cool.

And I said, there I go, and he came over, and he was just like, Man, that was inspiring. He gave me such nice, high compliment. You said you're inspiring? Yeah, it was awesome. Are you sure he doesn't do jelly roll?

It's possible. We have to wrap it up. Just when I became inspiring to Dave Chappelle? Fucking Jacob. I run the fucking rules. All right. All right, well, I guess we could talk more about it later. We'll talk about it tomorrow on the live show.

If I feel like it. Oh, come on. Story sucks. Inspiring. You inspired. Story sucks, I said. Whatever. Here we go.

We love you guys. We'll be back. So now we're shades inside. Shades inside. We'll catch you guys tomorrow on the bonfire. Jacob says we have to go. He hates my story. Crackle, crackle.

Until tomorrow.