The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Grieve Beave

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

Jay has a medical situation going on that unfortunately comes with gorgeous nurses. Find out what a grieve beave is and what Jacob's own medical issues brought on.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. I think Katie is very similar to you. She goes to bed watching 2020s and date lines. And I can't lay down without falling asleep. Okay.

I don't know what I think it's this giant head once the blood settles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This fucking knock. Are you like that, Christine? Yeah.

I laid out like I laid down the couch to watch something and I'm out. I will I will put on. Yeah. I'll put on AEW or an X team be like, I'm gonna watch some wrestling. I'll lay down here on the couch with Myrtle. And the next thing I know it's three o'clock in the morning and Katie's shaking me away

and I'm like, what happened? But 2020 and Dateline are like such interview-y thing. I mean, I go to bed watching cartoons, which is kind of stimulating, but I put on one generally that I know already. Sure. So it's like, I can just not really care. But I gotta say, in those like waning moments of like, your eyes are staying closed for like three seconds and then you're opening, you know, those falling asleep.

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I can fall asleep to sports in a way that like is comforting. It reminds me of growing up and wrestling is the same. This 2020 shit, I was trying to fall asleep last night and there was a thing about a weed guy who, another guy thought he had a million dollars so they cut his cock off. And I was just fucking half of this car. Please tell me which episode that is I catch the old cock cut off I think it's a date line And I was like yeah, and I was like date line dude You know what she was making the argument that their production is overall much better than 2020 2020 likes to shoot in with some

Bad interviews, but also the 2020 guys I don't like the way they do the voiceover where where they're like, and that wasn't the last time that she would be seen from. They've never been the same since Hugh Downs and Babs, but I mean, the people they have now, yeah, I really actually don't like one of their, I wanna 2020's people, Jacob is the guy from court came in live PD.

That guy you love, who I think's got bad intentions. Your boyfriend. Dan Abrams? Dan Abrams, your bad intentions your boyfriend. Dan Abrams. Danny Abrams your boyfriend Yeah, that was so funny. We've ever busted that out first in middle school I told you my mom my grandmother called all my buddies my boyfriends. Yeah, to all of her friends Okay, Jason's the house. They're not playing with his boyfriends and you're like, you mind? But you're saying it in, of course. That's the worst part.

Like you can't go up there and go, mom, please stop calling my friends my boyfriend. Just why? Your boy's new, your friend. You're very well. I have a boyfriend. She does. You know what? She knew those were my boyfriends.

She was, come on, Jason. You know, you like the old weenus. I, uh, yes, he did. I walked into that one. I was playing cards with my grandma last week. And Katie was sitting at the table. We're all talking and I had my, my thermos with the 21 jump street stickers around. Yeah.

And my grandma was looking at it and it's going yeah, Nana That's a TV show that I'm gay for just to make Katie laugh and it just completely confused her That's crazy like who's that me grow on your thing? That's Captain Adam for miss and he changed the force Yeah, turn the whole thing around actually made him a real viable asset. Well, you know what he wasn't that great either Yeah, better than the hippie though. He was better than Janko. Uh, falling asleep though to murder stuff like that, you just get jarred.

You're like, oh, what? Then I woke up this morning, I was like, my dick, where's my dick? Well, also what happens with though, if I fall asleep in a hotel room watching 2020, which will happen, it just starts going through 2020. So you go to see to murder, you wake up to like a different murder,

this time there's children involved. It's very jarring, yeah. Oh yeah, I watched the chameleon killer about that serial killer that put four women in barrels in Allentown, Pennsylvania, or Allentown, New Hampshire. And they found the kids, and they didn't know who the kids were,

and then they found him, and then his fucking daughter is like, yeah, my dad left left me when I was six turns out he was the serial killer. You're like, and we're living here in Allentown. But I was just waking up, I was falling asleep because I laid down and I just wake up and Kill kill Go it's murder oh yeah, oh I forgot you've been teaching murder without a talk and scream kill it people Yep, she she decides who's pay who pays What a week man? We got a lot of shit a week. We have so much to catch up on it Yeah, since we've been gone and he's just I'm just gonna say some rapid fire I was gonna throw some rapid fire ideas here. What's happening in the world?

Jet haze been cut off completely by his parents. Crazy. Tom Hanks took away the money. I had two cyst removed, pimple popper style, Dr. Pimple Popper style. Bye. Christine, it's good angle. Yeah, let's get me out of it.

I'll move it. It's fine, it's fine. It's good, we're good. Let's cross. Dr. Pimple Popper style, I got some Christine. We are fine. I know it was painful, but was it gratifying to have it done? Wasn't painful at all. They numb me up. But it was was humiliating. Uh, I'll tell you on every step of the way and they were great.

I will say these people were great. But when you go the first time to say, Hey, I have a sits. I thought much like Dr. Pimplepopper, I walk in and Dr. Pimplepopper's there, and they go, come back here, let's get that fucking thing that hurts all of you. Yeah. And I'm like, it's flared up at this point. And I'm like, please, let's get around.

Are you walking around like a sheriff? Yes. I got an old sheriff. Made that reference twice to the dermatologist. And I got to tell you both times They didn't get it they bomb bomb twice. I'm walking around like a gunslinger. I said that's good You could address it up like I am walking around like you know, 70 Sam. Maybe that would have worked Maybe a looney to know they did not get that just as like a man bomb bombing at the doctor is real tough

Yeah, we would announce him a comedian Bomin at the doctor is real tough. Yeah, we would announce him a comedian. Um, but I go in, I go in the first time it's a walk. Yes, Jacob? I remember when I was a kid, I had a killer line. I used to lay on every doctor. Who? I was a boy. I thought I was crushing it would start out by saying, hey, I'm allergic to pain. I'm so proud of myself. What up my joke? Did you ever have any allergies? Well, you know, I'm allergic to pain. What was the What was the other one you said there was more or is that your

My one killer When when's it when you quit it? 14 or 50 when you had to get when you had to get your spine fused you're got allergic pain It's why I've some bad news for you. You're gonna be in some well You're not gonna feel any pain if we do this wrong. You're not going to feel anything. Just remember looking back because I remember one of the doctors was a he went. Yeah. Oh,

Okay. Do you tell your dentist that you're here promptly at 2 30? No. I do love our dentist. Always make dental puns. It's like part of the experience. It's Kimwitz's family. It's my manager.

The late great Dave Kimwitz, it's his family. And they live in dental puns. No, exclusively. Exclusively. If you're in enough pain, if you're in any pain, in enough if you're in any pain that can probably rub you the wrong way. So I said in my eulogy the thing I said and that was I go it's so hard does it's true to see pain on the faces and and genuine like heartbroken conversations with people who have spoken to me

entirely in dental puns. It's really the whole time. Yeah. What are you asking? Killed. Yes. It killed it a funeral I Yes, a lot of people said it was amazing. We have a stage that they standing up for a uology buddy I'll tell you what because it's all I know on stages when I got those like three four laughs during my uology I was like those were the things that fueled me to keep going. I go okay. All right. They're warming up all right Like those were the things that fueled me to keep going. I go, okay. All right. They're warming up. All right You guys maybe get a jet maybe leave us some dirty stuff now. So

Yeah, you guys shave your balls here. What's the Kimmelwood's bush situation? It was a Kim was yeah Hey, Kimmelwood's ladies. What's going on with the beaves? Huh? Let me see your grief be From your grief be a grief be dude. That should be a great term. If someone you love dies and you don't even care enough to shave your pussy for a couple of months, yeah. Grief, beef. You just go all squirrely, spidery, inside ways. Oh, getting a grief, beef is hilarious.

Yeah, you don't love your husband unless you grief, beef, for you. You better show, grief. If your husband dies and you start shaving your pussy like the next week, you're a piece of shit. Yeah, grief, beef, that shit. Grief, beef. Who you showing it to? You scumbag? More than the guy for a little bit, your piece of shit. Sit shiver with your pussy. Yeah. Now, you know, Christine, if you die, would I shave my balls the next to? Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna get some sympathy pussy. Come on,

that's different. That's different. Listen, ladies. I'm a guy. You gotta clean up the shaft. You don't know what's happening out there Like Jay's anybody asked if you're okay like no, I probably shouldn't be alone right now I missed the most she's gonna be like did you shave your balls? I did it from my funeral suit. You know what I missed the most The touching Why is it also smooth and you know it you have worn slacks exactly I exactly I think the stress alopecia my nuts. That's so weird I think my hair fell out I think my dick hair fell out into a perfect little pattern on a bridge. He's very stressed and full Oh look oh

He's rising my little angels rising. You know Christine always said to me that if anything ever happened Her she'd want me to be with Phil in the blank whoever you are What's your name again? She said that I should probably be with somebody like what you're leaving again. Did you ever know the old toll tech saying that Someone needs to swallow the lovers load for them to get into heaven I'm not I'm not religious, but we should do it ceremonially for Christine Don't you think I one time took Ayahuasca in Central America and learned that if they have sex in order to communicate with the dead Your mouth just reminds me a lot of her mouth. We kind of felt so good on my wiener. Would you give me a ghost with Patrick Swainsy blowjob?

You mean we'll be over and I'm gonna fuck you okay, but you're But those two chicks but you're you're Christine you understand your Christine So you got me I'm something I heard through you. Yeah, and then I'll be like no no Christine one of you so much teeth Oh Christine would let me fuck her face for a little Christine actually was always cool with like a finger, but and it kind of is good for me so like you Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna get sucked, you know. I don't wanna say this because I'm real sad. I'm really, really sad. I'll come back in a month. I'll have a grief be for sure. Yeah, dude, get a grief be.

So back to your procedure. Yeah, well, I walked in believing that they were gonna look at this flared up thing that hurt so much on my way inner thigh. We're talking like where the... Two clicks out of the butthole? It's, I call it, what do they call that? up thing that hurt so much on my way inner thigh. We're talking like where the two clicks out of the buttole. It's I call it what do they call that the I call it three line. No, I call it three points where as cheek meets leg meets ball pit. Oh, that's fun. That's

like the four corners where you get on your back. Yeah, yeah, get on all back and be in four states at once. I did that in fifth grade. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's what it is. Idaho, South Dakota, I don't know. Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona. It's New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado, and Utah. Yeah, the four points. I, uh, yes. Four corners.

Four corners. So you had a four corner procedure done. Well, I thought that's what I was going to go in there. And they, but so I go into this place. I'm like, they're going gonna drain this some of bitch quick and instead it what comes in is a just a she didn't even gorgeous is the wrong words she was too young to be gorgeous she was hot like a hot young chick wearing a lab coat hey I'm here to suck off oh sorry wrong real you know who you come back she was like can you show it to me and I was we're

basketball shorts in case this happens and I don't know. And my underwear and I just hiked them up like, you know, really far up the leg and I was like, see right there she goes, oh yeah, that looks uncomfortable for it. She was, okay, she was, I'm gonna go get a, the other person who has to be in here too. And they were like, I think to get to that though, like we're gonna have to put on the gown and take off your pants and underwear. I were like, I think to get to that though, like we're going to have to, like, you have to put on the gown and take off your pants and underwear. And I was like, no. So they were, or she leaves the job up immediately, buddy. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you what I did.

I took off my underwear and pants. Like I take off with the bottoms, put the gown on. I took off shirt, shirt, shirt, the long naked from the waist down. Maybe tank top. No, it's not that vibe. You should have brought a bath towel. And then this fucking wrapped it around and been like, oh, okay. Well, though, I, this was brutal.

So I get off, you know, I'm sitting down on this, another piece of like almost like gown material they put down for my naked ass, so it doesn't touch their seats Yeah enough the wax paper sure no not even just like a big old Surgical matter whatever so I sit on a but I am going like okay this sucks She's probably gonna go get I assume a man to handle this and She comes back in with another girl just as hot. Oh Two girls that come in to lift the year link back. She I'm sorry before they come back in This is a B.M. B. She is the horn. Yes. I'm sitting down so my nuts are bunched up on my dick

That's in a cold fucking doctor's office and I'm nervous that someone's gonna see my dick So what I start doing is trying to slap it around under the gown before they come in. Here's the problem also. Paper gown makes no ways, it's like fucking jerking off with sun chips. It's the loudest thing ever. There you go. And I'm just trying to fucking, I'm trying to get it somewhere

and I'm telling you Dan, it's going, it's like, it's tug of warring me back. It doesn't want to, no, we don't want to. It's freezing and we're afraid of what's about to happen. Do you think they have a two way mirror, like a detective's room where they're watching you? That's the best part of what you see me looking at doors like while I'm doing it and they still watching the whole thing. That's my favorite. I said that on something else recently if not bonfire. Nothing's funny watching people sneak around when they're being completely watched.

Is the funniest thing. You just like staring at them and they're like yeah so I'm slugging cock in there try and just to just make it move and I'm thinking I'm even going to my head with that like this girl's gonna come back in here and be like I think it quicksuck on that before I know I don't like oh no a plump cock bambi we have company Really? Oh no a plump cock bambi. We have company I would have to drink it all up. Oh no. Oh no, we can operate so close to an exploding We need to take over closing the baby oil there else we might get Oh, we gotta go on here. Sky's only fans later So I showed it. I don't believe it. We're won't. Justine said, we don't belong anymore.

Well, I'll give you my credit card. I'll give you my card forever. Let's get back in there. Anyways, you come back in. These two hot slots. So they will come back in, which makes my dick not move at all because it's just pure nerves. And I'm able to sort of like cup my dick and balls like away under the gown while I show them

where it's at. Could I give you, could I give you what I would think my strategy would be? I would, is writer left leg. Right. Right leg. High up, right? High. So what I do is you take the gown and you cut it on the right side of your whole package

and then you push everything down. It's exactly okay. Yeah. It's exactly what I did. But either way, they're seeing like the fucking, I'm sure, awful connection area of my ass balls and whatever. I know people give me shit for bringing a backpack everywhere. Yeah.

Well, sometimes you leave an old remote in there and then you slip it under your gown. Ooh. That looks like you're working with? dog. Oh, yeah, that's what I should That's a Chrissy D did right now. That's that's famous at this point. Yeah, real control But you're right. Yeah, I should put a roll of quarters in my fucking like roll of quarters to my pocket I just fucking. Oh look. I don't want to think I'm fucking like boned up I wanted to see like a fucking whoa, whoa, it's weird. Like get out of here. I'm like what? What this is probably what? Get out of here. What, this is probably what's causing all the problems.

Sorry. It's so hot. So she touches it. It hurts. It's really inflamed. Yeah, I go, well, yeah, I go. So what is like, you got to take the whole thing out, right? Like you, I've been watching Dr. Pimple Popper.

You got to get that sack out and the blah, blah, blah. And they go, oh, no, we don't do that here here just you have to get an appointment for our person who does that that's weeks away So all I went there forwards to show two hot girls my fucking awful Between legs was humiliating. She has also company policy when you let when you leave we're gonna giggle behind our hands Oh my god, of course they did. Of course they did. 100%. I had a similar thing happen to me. This is like 10, 10 years ago. I went to the hospital because I thought, I don't remember why it was, it was having a ball pain.

I think I got kicked and, or no, I had worked out too hard and I'd, uh, Blue one or your not. Those are two very different things. Paul, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah. I had gotten, um, I had, like, strained it and I, too hard, like, a lifting. Yeah.

But I didn't know I thought something was happening to me. So like I have to get my my nuts checked so I went to the to hospital I'm in the emergency room and I'm just sitting like they put me in behind one of the curtains and that curtain opens and it is one of the most beautiful women I've ever talked to. Always. Unbelievable to this day. I'm like still think about it. Like, oh my God, this is a nightmare for me

because I knew what I had to do. There is no getting around it. I had to, she said pull your pants down. Oh, I'm in hospital lighting. Just me and her behind the curtain, like this is like, and I had use all my willpower not to think about how hot she was, and then she got, she had to get down on her knees to like, yeah. Did it move at all when you caught a rogue breath? When she was like, just hit your, we're.

I never had to have to work harder than I did to, to, I don't even know how I did it, but I started because she actually had to touch it all. Oh. The one that was hurting me and I was losing my shit at this point. She goes, I know this sounds unconventional, but I'm gonna have to lick it.

You should have grabbed it and been, you're incredible. You should have been like, you should be like, you're gonna move this out of the way and you can have a good excuse to grab your hog, you know what I mean to and like show it. So I don't wanna snap you with the wheel. Really base it, yeah, you're like,

you want this out of the way? Yeah. Give me the base squeeze. Uh oh, let me get my horse tail out of the way. I'm packing my balls. I'm just me get my horse tail out of the way I kept like really hold it and because to feel if anything was She just doesn't feel like anything's wrong It's connected right Let me look under your weeners. You're like oh How is the pain here or is the pain here?

I'm gonna use vibrations to see if there's anything in your weeners which ball is it this one They're gonna are here long long or We're this one right here I was completely jelly inside. Oh, oh. Oh. Dude, if you just shot all over, that'd have been great. You can't get, she can't get mad at that, dude.

You're sorry, you pinched it. It's like popping out of fucking massage power, dude. You're gonna massage my beans. I might pop on you. I've laughed and thought that a lot of guys must have popped the boner. I hear guys pop from lap dances I think that's impossible so like especially if she was a super hot doctor I bet dudes have popped but I bet she's so used to it now that she can bare hand it like someone turning two in the majors When I bet you know they don't need their glove is fucking grab it with one hand. They're like got it. It's inevitable

It's it's inevitable It might even be stage funny worthy to say it's inevitable, but anyone who's ever had to look at my cock as a doctor for the most part has been a being a beautiful woman. The last at least the last few times have been, no one's going to look at your dick that much in your life as a doctor, hopefully. But the last two times I have, when I had road rash

and thought it may be something worse, when I went there in San Francisco I went to an urgent care center, beautiful doctor, just saw my fucking terrified dick and then these two fuck, I can only describe him as club bottle service girls with lab coats on coming in to look at my fucking just probably discolored. Oh my God. Fucking well that next to Paul me. Well, that's it. I mean, I was completely like a hands down at my ankles with a herd in front of me. And dude, how are you? I'm a scratch right above it a couple times. Sorry, it's all right. I would have put that hot doctor, you know, outfit. Yeah,

jive glasses. Jive glasses, J. What's the hot doctor, you know, outfit. Yeah. Chip glasses. Jim glasses, Jacob. What's the hot doctor? Glasses, but she was like, what, you know, the coat is sexy. Do you guys remember the episode and then saved by the bell, where Zach was going to cheat on Kelly Kepowski with the hot nurse at the school? He was going to fuck a school nurse. He was trying to. No. And she wasn't down with it, but Zach. But even going for it, he was that's racy for what saved by the bill. Look at that

episode. She is smoking hot. I think it's the only episode to save by the bell. One of them. One of few that I've jerked off to. The lady was so hot. Wow. Enough to jerk off to the episode. I mean, we're talking 12. I was 12. I'm I'm not judging you. I'm saying like I'm more judging like the you could pop to something like that Just a pretty lady just look at the save by the bell episode if you can find any clips of it on pretty lady on a TV show would get me Maybe what I was young enough. She fakes accentual was that What is this show you were what would you watch a porn parody of save Well, this is produced by Peter Angle dog behind it Sucked by my balls. Yeah, dude. It's an episode where there's a new school nurse who's smoking hot. She's a lady and

Zach Whoa Shucks. Well, while you're looking that up I will finish up. Oh, yeah, today was that appointment I got and Triumph italy I went in they took it out. There was two little two little cysts in there and they fucking took them out They showed me afterwards like a pimple popper. Yeah, did you see the hole? You didn't watch it happen, right? I wouldn't have done that because I did't go goddamn thing did they stitch you up They stitch me up. Yeah, I gotta go back in two weeks get stitches out Which is good to impede my basketball guys. I hate to tell you. Oh, no, no, I spend by the way I asked specifically

Can I play basketball? It's that rather than not for two weeks? Um, I don't know if you guys yeah, is this it the time Zach Morris dump his girlfriend to harass the school nurse? I love you, too up his girlfriend to harass the school nurse. I love you, too. Do you like to sit down? Oh, no. I'm sure being held. This is harassing her, dude.

Damn, yeah, I'd tell you. That girl's hot, for sure. You guys hear what you dress as it up? No, I believe it. I believe it, but I'm telling you what it is. What you like about her in the time, it's always you're like, a lot of girls could dress up moderately attractive with gigantic hair.

Yeah. And it would make them look sexy, because you're like, that's just like with gigantic hair. Yeah. And it would make them look sexy. Because you like that. Just like the long hair. Just make you think a sexy. Oh, OK. You know, let me look at Kelly Kupowski's stupid hair. Yeah.

Coach giant is. And then he dumps her. All right, Pete, that's the diamond. Oh, I'm not sure. Oh, man, I can't believe we saw that girl's pussy. Yeah. You show girls. Me and McDaniel will escort that one. Lip. Woo. That was in seventh grade. Yeah, you show girls me and McDaniel will we score that one?

We're live. Woo, that was in seventh grade. Showed you. It's grip, dude. So great. Oh, maybe she's not as hot. I gotta tell you, dude, this chick's fine. Did I have low standards?

I'm so fine as well. Hey, you know, and by the way, much like Zach Morris, you fucking turn coat. You just turned on Capalski, who's significantly hotter than this chick. Wow, you know, I was looking for time you look a milk yeah dog does she have heavy tits when she pulls them out I think so now if we get to where she's dressed up now I think this is maybe stressed a little later I think I was just not a good get to it just imagine to her dress up yeah I was just imagining if she doesn't get, if she doesn't get like, stripped down, she doesn't. You said she put on a sexy shirt. For some reason I remember her wearing a purple hat that shows her cans. Nope. Oh, hang on. Purple thing shows cans.

Jennifer calls Zach in on what appears to be. Oh, buddy. This girl is all damn Look at though. Yeah, he's not swingers, dude. That's your thing. Yeah told you man But again jerk off a boy. I mean it is baggy, too, but she was aggressive look at that. Yeah small I was 12 heavy tits. I was 12. I thought about a grown lady taking a run at me. I would have popped in my pants She's she's we should allow to take those Mediterranean have allowed her to, that girl's Mediterranean or Jewish maybe. I love it. I love Mediterranean or Jewish, big old kids. Hell yeah. I call this, and I said I've been saying this on stage

for the thing I love real, calling this set of tits, are real truck nuts of tits. You don't love truck nuts, and I love big tits. The same thing. Now she was hot. But anyway, I went in today and another female nurse.

Did you see the first two that you saw the first time you went in? No, the whole different building. Oh, OK. I think you're all the way across town. But it's great because it's not like a hospital or anything. So it's like you're in and out. It was great. It was a whole thing like a half hour, but they got them out.

They were so gross. I'm stitched up now and that should never be a problem again. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM! and full shows always on Sirius XM!