The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Halftime Catch Up

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. We have Christine DJ Lou. He's away from the drops so I have to space that out a little bit. I know you need our black king, the black tiger Lewis. Jaws. Had a need of him, you know, needed him in arms for reach for that one.

And joining us in person, he's finally came home. It's Dr. Feel Good of Cell, Jacob. But not. We got Jacob on the main stage. Christine. Put up a poll right now the main stage. Christine. Put up a poll right now. Carl J. Hammer Motley Crew. Motley Crews go to the Mollish Pearl Jam.

How long do you want it open for an hour? Three minutes. Three minutes. Two, it's three minutes. Only I want five people. People listen on the main. People love seeing the drums played upside down. They do.

You got the em right, they do. With fire coming out of it and shit. Janice the love. Stalky dick. Yeah. any vetters mom any vetters mom Bob doesn't want to fucking wear suspenders with tiny whiteies on stage. No, he couldn't They all have mom buzzed right now every single one of them dying behind the league guitar. Oh, yeah, he is dying Vince Neil does have mom bod for sure Vince Neil. He's Oh my god. He's got portly road island wife body Yeah, dude. He had what happened to our love life

Yeah, for sure damn dude. Yeah, that's it He got fat all out works too. You're even porn stars get fat. It's the same thing It's like another person's inside them just pushing their body Just it's not rowey polly. It's like firm. It's like someone filled them with air. It's bizarre like they're on Mars and total recall Yeah, it looks puffing out. Remember Carmella Bing you must have loved her because she was a big tit porn star Then she just got like fat around their boobs, but like in the most but then it's like rolls It's just like but that I remember the funny mirror, but then she got back into shape. Did she and then she ballooned back up? It's like it's like boxers. I like when they balloon up

That's when they feel more attainable. I feel like when your body is yeah, I remember everyone loved to you mess Now look who's still waiting in the wings this guy here. Guess who's good. Don't make me keep stalking. I'll buy you dominoes Just come with it. It's gonna be beats place open this time and I baby baby. I can get you some rock. Hey, baby You're a rock baby Jacob welcome back to New York City. Thank you. Thank you. Do you feel ready? I've already got your tissues and hands.

I feel you're paired for the city now. Sanitize your station. How's it back? How's it back at the apartment? I mean, it's kind of quiet. No couple fucking. Couple's not fucking. No, they're going, dude.

They moved to fuck Island. That's a bummer. Nobody fucked like them, man. You made you feel good about the world because they were so into each other. They moaned like, Nessie, I had a roommate. Never heard fucking like that in my life.

I had a mirror. I've never heard a couple of fuck like him and his girlfriend in college where it made me be like, all right, well maybe I should. That's college, girl, friend. These are adults you're saying. And also adults that were together and living together. So damn, that passion is hard to keep going like that, like that, much moaning and groaning.

They moan so, so well. How many times a week at the height? I mean, they could go for four, four nights a week. Four nights a week, and then I could hear them twice in the night sometimes once three times me and Christine say, ah, ah, before than we say more than we mone and grown we have said, and it's like this thing's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, my shoulder. Yeah, no, I'm alright. Everybody can smell my stink pussy.

Is the apartment everybody can smell my stink pussy? Do you just feel like, do you feel like Captain America at the end of the Civil War? You're just you know and your cabin lonely alone. Yeah, yeah Do you hang out a fury still in the story right? I haven't seen him yet I'm gonna see it well. Yeah, we hear the mark as the fury. Yeah Have we not thought of that before Write it out right now put down trademark put down mailing it to myself as we speak and no one else can use it As for Fioria

Congratulations, I guess to the Los Angeles Rams and their seven real fans were one in the Super Bowl Do you just congratulate whoever wins who gives a shit? Yeah, I don't know. It's a segway. I don't give a fuck Think the fan bases. We know this kind of weather makes you think about one thing in my right New York football. Guys, super will happen last night. See, that was not a transition, dude. That's really good. Let's try to get you do another one now. I go guys, at the end of the year, at the beginning of the year, there's the end of things. And that's why we celebrate with the Super Bowl. And all things come to an end. Yeah, I need congratulations, Ramsams fans wherever you are. No, there's like seven of them I watched the riots of them in LA and there was like three guys and rams jerseys half a bird cry sure

Everybody else was just jumping around fuck like I remember when Cleveland won the title And I was there everyone was head to toe and calves shit Yeah, and then this one it was like four guys were pumped and everyone else was like, let's go fuck some shit up downtown. You're just raiders, Jersey still. Yeah. We're still celebrating.

We're celebrating movie teams. You're like the sharks? The sharks that's from any given Sunday. That stadium's beautiful, but it's the opposite of what football's supposed to be. It's like a beautiful warm stadium. Yeah. Yeah.

Like is this a resort? He doesn't seem right. And then there were all this self throw blankets there. And every any sense, everyone was dressed in spaceship colors, purple and like dark pink, like the rock and Billie Jean King. Everyone was dressed like, did you notice a bunch of the players in the Bengals, like their shields or pink?

Yeah, they're like violet or something. I don't know. That guy getting the call for running on the field and celebrating with the Bengals when he was the street Who's on the teeth on the team? He's on the team. He's just in street clothes and you fucking with nuts. I know I know right over was like Ah! And that was when I saw that I was like that's a guy I can really understand because I feel like I would be that guy We're just good so excited about you guys and then they throw a penalty, like, oh, sorry, dude. From the opening get go, that whiff on the girl singing the national anthem.

I didn't see the national anthem. We were getting food. It was so funny. They just whiffed and showed the wrong person when they announced the girl singing God Bless America. They were like, well, it's one of these ethnic looking broads, and they just had the wrong one on the screen. The camera man, is it you?

Nope. And then they went back to the, because they were like, one's a country singer. Yeah, what it is. Oh, and the camera guy went, I'm gonna feel bad about this. Now, I don't think it's the black.

Instead of looking for the Asian, he girl with the Asian-y thing. Yeah. He just assumed the black one wasn't the country star. And this is just a camera guy. Yeah. He is eating so much crow right now. I'm just be like, who gives? He's like, he doesn't get it still he's like all right all right thing I

don't know these two people I didn't know either the more he's blaming on someone else don't should have pointed it out yeah don't know directing don't told me to shoot he didn't tell me where to shoot he didn't say which one I'm sorry the rocks you didn't tell me if it was the dink and a colored broad. I don't know, I'm not even union, I'm scared. They're the rocks, cross-pigot lines for this thing. You know, I got a tagging on my back now. She started singing, I switched cameras to that one. I lost the leg, not to war the diabetes. The rocks, weird coin toss toy and caught after the coin toss

Just having the rock coin cost. I'll never not say it that way again. Yeah, well the towing costs dude. We all screw up Yeah, I'm not making fun of you. I love it. I do that a lot. I've been calling it the towing costs for years I just own it and it goes well. You can't use it because I don't know if you've noticed. I trademarked it and mailed it. Go to dancoder.com, you can buy a toy and cost shirt. It was really weird after the toy and cost. You do. Have the rock come out and cut a promo. He didn't do it right though. He didn't fully commit to rock.

No, he went half rock. He did sort of the lines. He goes to the millions of people watching and I'm like, oh, you're not taking up to the millions. Millions. Everyone'm like, oh, you're not taking it up to the end millions? Everyone knows that. It feels everything. Doesn't matter if everyone knows it or not, like, Christina doesn't know,

but she wouldn't have given two shit to either way, but the people that love it would have loved it. Man, you guys wanna talk about a Super Bowl that was marketed to us men in this room. That entire Super Bowl was like, you guys grew up with all this shit. Remember all this shit? Yeah, I hated, not hated, Winston. I wasn't a fan of it. I didn't think it was a great Super Bowl was like you guys grew up with all this shit remember all this shit. Yeah, I

Hate it. I'll not hate it by just didn't I wasn't a fan. I didn't think it was a great Super Bowl I thought they wasted some on the commercials They wasted a lot of money on celebrity this year for commercials that didn't require them at all whatsoever Man is it a bummer to see all that crypto money take your favorite celebrities that usually don't do commercials That's the new Japanese soft drink Crypto you've got Larry David doing a fucking commercial where you're like Larry David already has four million dollars. Yeah You know it's weird though my daughter and her to her roommate or friend were over Mm-hmm kids 20. I think the oldest ones watch 20. Yeah, 20 And all of them are like they're like you have crypto? And they were like, yeah,

I just got it as well. So you guys got a little and the other two were like, yeah, I got something like, God of life, please, no. Yeah, I asked, I was like, all right, kids, should we get crypto? What's going on?

And they're like, we all have it. And then I swear to you, she goes, her friend who's in the Air Force, goes, this is a child to me. She goes, yeah, she goes, well now they're gonna start taxing. As I've last year, they started taxing it. You have to put it as like actual tag was when the SEC had their sanction on the thing. I'm like this and I went, oh, and then I just went back to watching TV.

You know what they learn this from? TikTok. You know swear to God. Christine. Maybe the girl learned something in school, you knit with stuff. Try to, but you know, were they learning all this stuff? They don't teach you learned something in school unit with stop trying to but you know where they learn all the stuff. They don't teach you that shit in school. Do you know where the person who came for the cure for COVID? Were you figuring it out? Tick tock, tick tock. One of those crazy stuff.

Found a kidnap girl. Tick tock, tick tock. You know where that was? Christine was an excuse for being on tick tock so much. Yeah. Trying to save the world. Guys, I'm following the algorithm. It's going to be one of those things where now I understand my future will be Ted Kaczynski ask. I'll just fade out.

I won't know how to use commerce. And I'll just go into the woods of Montana. Hey, is Bill bombs? Speaking of getting fucking a masculine and going out in the woods, that beard this weekend. Did you see love it? Did Kath have a new vigorous? A cat with your life. and going out in the woods, that beard this weekend. Did you see? Love it. Did Kath have a new vigorous approach in life? Kath was catching some beard kisses, dude.

Yeah. We were very, we were up in the cold smooching on this fucking Oh my God. Love it, dude. A chilly night with your bearded man. Man, I must have been in heaven. I'm telling you right now, Jets, the gift it keeps on giving. I told Katie I was like, this is,

this is pretty sweet, pretty sweet living from beard. I gotta tell you, that was like, one of the only times in my life where I was like this is pretty sweet, pretty sweet living. Trim beard. I gotta tell you that was like one of the only times in my life where I felt like I, it was like some older brother shit where you're like, hey can get your beard trimmed. I was like, alright. That's someone that never had a dad. You're like, it's pretty cool. I thought that was adorable. Yeah.

I love it, dude. I'm gonna do it. When do I do it now? Once every three weeks? Every three weeks? Yeah. Alright. Gotta go.

Take fucking 50 minutes. I love that you just never been to a bar before. Yeah, my mom always takes me to the sun. I'm the son of a woman. Yeah, I was there. I didn't think of these things until I was older. I went to horizons until I was 18. In fact, when all my black friends would get their shit to tuck it up,

I thought it was ridiculous to go that off to them. Dude, what are you doing? Vecchi and we removed the queens. He would go to the Dominguez brothers. Nice. And then he would come back with a fucking line. Get my high and tight. Dude, and then he switched to cutting his hair in the bathroom.

Flow-be style. Yeah, I think just a buzz. Basically a flow-be though. Yeah, when I had convinced girls I was dating, that I lived with mercenary. When he told you that. He's gonna get, you know, he's gonna be okay. But right now he just needs to extract revenge.

I live with Frank Cass. When he told me he cuts his own hair, when he told me that, I was like, you should be allowed to hit chicks. You're not from this time. Dude, you shouldn't get in trouble for hitting a woman. I'm, yeah. He's like, I understand that you think milk is water

and that rough enough women is good and smoking cigarettes. The only thing is gonna be able to make your baby healthy. That's how you calm down. That's how you take deep breaths to cigarette. What do you want to take a pill? Yeah. What do you want to look awesome?

Hey, Vecchio, and you left your caud oil in the floor. Yeah. You just weird oils to take. Yeah, it's my elixir. You can get an adabin voice. I know. See aer. You can even Dan Adamson voice. I know. See a lips there. Give him that Norman voice.

There's a comic and long out I think named Fat J. And like my ex wife liked a post or I don't know if she's going to show with some of the name Fat J, but like, that's pretty funny that's some of the name fat. But it's just like a meaner name. It's like a leader version of your name Well, he definitely ended up went big J was taken because big J because what else can I use what's another one? How about Chubby Jay, this is him on a podcast. Oh, was it a zoom stand-up show? Oh, don't make no that's oh, that's fat J down at the bottom

Oh, oh, I get it. He's heavy. Hey. He's ripping butts. Dude, maybe you guys can rip butt a cigarette or a joint. I don't know either way you guys are hanging. Oh, we are hanging either way, but I'll tell you what dude as a as a fat J myself, I've never looked at somebody more and I'm saying this to you. Stop smoking fat J dude, I know people in glass houses, bro, but I mean, I don't know. I don't know. For some reason, I feel like that's the power man 5,000 when worlds collide. That's Ralphie Makerstein, your Beez-a-Shit. Yeah, that's that.

That's Big Irish J. I've heard of it. How did you, Big Irish J, have heard of? How did you find out about Fat J? I just, like on Facebook. It's almost just like a mean name that they'd call you. Actually, it was really fat J and you go, the text is like, I already as girlfriend sent me a thing saying, who's this imposter? There was, I don't know what it was even for the same guy,

but it was a sticker on a trash can that said fat J. She goes, this imposter. Now I just wrote back like, ha ha, it's a tribute band or something like that. And, but like it did, I was like, what do you mean, Poster? I'm not fat J, big J, bitch. Yeah, you just call me fat.

Yeah, you just call me fat. You're just gonna walk through a land, through land, by the way. But I just went, hi, it's a thing. No, I think it's a stupid group. And she loved that response. And he's like, moving on. Well, I guess if you wanna call me fat. Hey, there's a new tub of shit in town.

It looks like Annie Ho. Dude, look at this. Look at, look at pussy Dan. pussy Dan's coming to, I don't think, I don't think that's a pussy Dan. What is this guy? Oh, domain name? Hey, hemorrhoid soda.

Who's that? This guy's gonna be out here and you're like, I don't think that's, you guys don't need to call me that. Damn, we have, we have so much time in this first hour because commercials, we don't have any commercials. Yeah, it told you that gave Nikki Glaser that Bobby Bonilla contract, paying her till 2025.

He cares can do as Nikki's thinking about products right now. We have to pay her for that. She's got a sing with Jimmy, dude She has sing with Jimmy. She needs that quit money. Who knew that song she wrote now turns out It was murder Did she know why was Nikki glaze the suspect in the Bob's packet made it? Why was she so quick to let everybody know they were really good friends We should give you all the detective voice. Why'd you put out the song? Well, it seems as if you put out the song and take away from the fact that your friend was murdered.

What were you thinking back there? Rhyme, don't you understand? I saw you. The way you moved with it. You hung out with him in Milwaukee. You had a night of laughs. But that wasn't enough for you. So you met up another minute Orlando. You're smashing with a hammer. You're backs against the wall, kid. I'm the only one who could help could help you don't you understand I heard through the song. I listen to the lyrics You gotta give me something give me so you killed them didn't you just tell me you did it I can help get out of here. That's my party. He's a little on edge She think he think Nikki's gonna have the moment like in the future for she's on the water. She's I

Pop She's on the water and she's I Then Andrew Collins follows her holding her hand I can't afford yourself please just let me go I won't And she does think where she lets her head go and then slides through his hand fall back into the. I always love you. Man, that's just going to be a clown. Yeah, man, it's coming out that Bob Sagadide of a massive head injury. Yeah.

That he took a big head injury and then went to bed. A doctor said it was a... I'll say it. It was Stamos. I met the guy. So there's something behind that smile. I see. My money was on Kool-E-A. Should we do it? Should we make a clue game with the members of full house?

I don't understand it was actually Olson in the library What was the goddamn dogs name? It was Kimmy Ghibla in the garden Kimmy Ghibla in the garden with their scissors She he was we'd find out who cut it. Ow. He was damn cool, yeah, the whole time. He's getting sucked off in a movie theater,

then going murderin' his friends. This guy parked it through, damn cool, yeah, it's Ben of Proble. The speed? He's been off the radar for decades being a problem. Uh, after performing a stand-up comedy show, Bulls and Knuckles head there. I don't know he goes everything went good tonight But somebody threw a tomato can at me. Yeah, he goes those swinging paint cans a la home alone really damaged me

It's inconsistent with taking a baseball bat to the skull damn dude or by the way We're following 20 to 30 feet, which is a lot of feet for sure, but following 30 feet like What was that second story? That's a 30-story drop. His injury stretches it back to the front of his skull with a... How did they not notice that they took him out? Or they go, oh, he owes... It's his heart just.

Or he owed the carusos of Orlando, a little bit of scratch for some... He knows for how I was half joking, but was he murdered? I thought he had had trauma, like he just fell or something and it was like Oh, I heard he just one doctor singing it's consistent. It's consistent with the baseball bat I heard that Jeff Ross got him into a fight club and then Your second rule fight club who you can't go to the doctor Yeah, you cannot make this a public thing. Please. We cannot Sleep it off dude. It's so cool to fight you Bob Sagitt. I'm sorry, sleep it off, dude. Dude, it's so cool to fight you, Bob Sagitt.

I'm sorry that I went full Edward Norton on Jared Leto on there. I'm sorry. I can see your apologies. I'm sorry, I started, I started laughing crying while I was hitting you. You were standing there last week asking me what my favorite episode of Full House was.

I'm sorry. Oh, the autopsy report released Thursday painted a grimmer picture about such injuries. Knowing that his head had been chewed on by wolves. That is like stuff. There's stuff that's coming out of his later. He took his own way. Or he was bitten by a wolf and he killed himself before he could turn. I'm turning before the full moon.

Get out of here. Uh. Noting he fractured his skull multiple places and sustained bleeding across both sides of his brain. That's fucking good. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Someone dropped him directly on top of his head and then he got in bed and put his arms on his. Did he take a fuck right then he have his hands like we crossed on his body or something like that or his hand. No, I was joking around about that. I was saying that what if he if they No, no, I know I'm holding a sword with his hands in the middle of his body, Viking funeral style. No, I know, but there I thought there was an actual thing of his arm was across his body or something like that. Maybe took a pile driver like Owen Hart did the stone cold and broke his neck. No, his neck was broken. Yeah, they didn't fucking protect his neck.

Taz wrestled with a broken neck for a couple matches. Taz's son's awesome. He's an AEW. It just happens, everybody. Guys, it couldn't be, it could be done. Um, I wonder what the fuck it is. He was also COVID-19 positive when he died. Oh, he was probably going holistic and trying to beat the COVID out of his head.

Maybe brain leeches. It was sucking out, you know? Drill a hole in it. I always heard he was pretty old school. I heard he was in a Renaissance medicine. I remember we were hanging out at the Renaissance. We were eating mutton legs, telling jokes. We were both drinking beers out of big old stone mugs.

You had a mustache and me to not laugh. And then we found out we were fighting for different times of the night team. You just gotta tell me, Nicky, did you do it? Why did you kill Bob Sackett in Orlando? I didn't. Yes, you did. We're gonna spend here all night, dammit. I was a Disney Disney I was?

Yeah. What if Kanye murdered Bob Sagitt to set up Pete Davidson? This thing is so much bigger than you! It's a candy ice-cream with conspiracy movies. You don't fucking get it. The Pete Davidson thing, uh, which I'm with so many subjects will be always do it Monday If I did he keeps calling Pete skeet makes me laugh. That's very funny and then also pictures

He's photoshopped the one thing Kanye said it was funny just the wording of it Like when he's posted a picture of Pete dressed in a certain way and he just goes look at his dick head here He's like just doing what I said that was funny about the picture that had peat him together and pee Such the wrong guy you'd want to be fucking your chick just his like faces and pictures and stuff and like he Conny finally did that exact thing. He's like look at his dude. What's happening? Why how did I lose to this guy? He just can't believe it. It's just them floral jeans. I heard a big Tweety bird shirt. Come on man. How do you get that man? I wrote I did college dropout

You're ready to put my waders on and walk over there and knock you the fuck out. Oh, dude if my bear is you better not catch me an ankle Love ankle deep waters. Yeah, you are done. I will move like a shark. You have soggy feet. I'm a fuck you shit up And then he posted his text you said You have soggy feet. I'm a fuck you shit up and then he posted his text you said Oh the Pete texted him. I guess yeah, bring that up. It was just Pete This actually I felt sort of bad for Pete cuz I'm like it was just Pete going like I'll just try to text him and be like hey, man What's going on, dude? How you being cool about and it just it goes so not how he was hope there was no Mile thing of him going like dude dude, you know, whatever.

Well, squash it won't be squash it, but like, buy him up. So whatever is he just posted it. So God damn fun. How much fun here would have been if Kim Kardashian started dating like a real estate agent or just a normal guy? And he's like, look at this dude Keith. Yeah. Fuck it asshole.

Gonna take Kim to nice dinners. And she's like, yeah, I don't know he went to Cornell We met through a friend Who's corny and Keith Portino? Fuck you, Keith forever Decent Italian restaurant and the fuck village man you work very hard the service industry is tough to get ahead in They always keep reading go down since they read to better. I can't read it No, I know it's what it says right here. Whatever he's probably says respect you as a man

I'd never get in the way of your children. That's a promise. That's a promise By the way, getting the way of your children is such a funny way to put it. Yeah, I'm always ready to let them go somewhere Else, dude, so I could plug up your chick. Hey guys, I'm sorry. I make you kids wear North's canceling headphones as I rail Kim upstairs But she you might know this is a screamer I'm a squirter. I'm not God man. When that butt starts wiggling. I start jiggling The kids getting nervous. I pop off. I'm a bit of a screamer I'm and I'm not gonna lie. She's tiny. I can slam her around all over the place and then unfortunately I made it least something to drink so I can't put my monster away until it goes down a little bit.

If the blog doesn't pump out, I'll break it if I try to put it in pants. So your kids might see my waiter? But don't worry, I got a mockulosis. It's such a big penis. I never get in the way of your children. That's a promise. How you guys go about raising your kids as your business and not mine? That's, it's a weird sentence.

I just don't teach trying to be like, but as it goes, it's not my business that you raise your kids as your business and not mine. That's so, it's a weird sentence. I just don't piece trying to be like, but as it goes, it's not my business at your age, your kids. I think they should be in public school, but it's not mine to say. I would hit, then the middle one would hit more. Quite honestly, I would probably say Chuck the curriculum, because I think North seems more like a learner by doing it.

Go back up like Every day into that. Yeah, you really though. I mean you really don't want if you if you're follow up You're following you really don't want Pete machine gun Kelly running around your mother-in-law's house and they're underwear take a picture And you're like okay, all right. That was the other in her house I think that was at Chris Jenner's house Is it really and they're just like eating popcorn in the underwear? All right. This is my kid's grandpa for a shoot.

It's Frank Havin' Klein shoot. It's still weird. It's got big weaning on. So you wrote, I do hope. Someday I can meet them. Can all be friends. And then yeah, he just put up. Well, his response was, look at this dickhead.

But he kept calling her Hillary Clinton's boyfriend. X boyfriend. And then he wrote, no, you will never meet my children. Oh, it's so funny. He also does screen grabs like a dad. We do screen grabs it and he's like, I post it. Funker. He did pizza picture of Hillary Clinton.

And he's like, look at this. Hillary goes, Google the Hillary Clinton shit. It's real. Oh, yeah. Also, uh, yeah, there it is. There's a picture. Look at this big dickhead for this and Hillary Clinton's ex boyfriend. Uh, Chase response was very funny.

Oh, what do you put? Cause yeah, because yeah, I want to call you. Kanye was just, I'll pay you triple whatever double. I'll pay you double and you don't ever have to go back on that show again. Which chase should have taken that deal. We go, all right. That's so far out of the center.

So funny if we just took the deal. Yeah, it goes, okay. And then Jay wrote on a pad of paper, sorry, yay. But I would never betray my friends. And then the next page says, if there anything less than triple salary, that's right. 90 K a day. Next page, full medical, full dental, four weeks VK corner office, plus a pair of red octobers, size 12. And you got to make some beats or from a being the slap butts.

What else? What else? And you got to tell me what you're going to wear to work the night before so we can look like J rules. You do that for me. I'll Rambo that whole building. Yeah. It's really, really funny. That's great. Yeah, man. I mean, it's got to suck if you're Pete because you're like, you start dating it and you

know what comes with it, but what you don't expect is just unsuperable Sunday to be one of the most talked about things during the Super Bowl because Kanye West, who I think I remember talking to Pete after that, there was that one picture of him in Kanye West and I think Kid Cudi and something. Yeah. They're all together. That was the one where Pete, where Kanye made Pete pay a couple of years ago or something.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, but like Pete was like, I remember after that, he was like, you know, I was fucking just in a room with Kanye West. Yeah, for a while. And now he has to be brothers. Now he's asking about brothers and his mortal enemy. Yeah, really? He's gonna write, he's gonna inspire, he's gonna live forever. Yeah, he's gonna write what you already has with Ariana Grande.

So funny. Dude, Pete's mentioned in several pop songs. Dude, he's a fucking, that's, that is what it's very funny that there's several, by the way, different genres. He's a dick muse. that is what it's very funny that there's several by the way different genres He's a dick muse his cock is a muse you're waiting for a song to make like Dan so to say do the voices He's like big head Weird ears all right He Davidson I hate you

those like, Pete Davidson, I hate you. Give me back my family. Ah, Donda, Donda, Donda, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to my family back. Give me back my son, Christine, who knows Pete, by the way, and should be. There's no one piece. He was a near child. I said, I said, I'm too old. But she should be totally team Pete. All Christine keeps saying anyone's that brings up. She just goes He just wants his family back. Yeah, dude. You're more cognated and Pete remember that when Pete comes around More cognated and Pete remember that when Pete comes around because you gotta come around you can come around

I'm gonna tell him you know I can't wait to tell him the Christine has turned on you I I was looking at what's funny is when I looked at the Kanye post last night So I was like what the fuck are these and I looked at him again I look to see who liked him and like sag what the fuck are these? And I looked at him again. I looked to see who liked him and like sag a lot. Like a bunch of comics were like liking him. And it's like, I bet you like Kanye's posts. My cannon, the dead of Pete shows up.

You're gonna like Pete. Yeah, no, I would never. Yeah, just go team Pete. Blindly, who gets a shit? Blind, yeah, dude. I mean, I do think he's not doing anything wrong He's not doing anything. Yeah, he's divorced. Yeah, he's not doing anything wrong. Didn't break it up He's getting divorced I guess which is legally single. Yeah, he didn't pee and do another

He's not doing anything wrong. I'm just saying like it's funny And he's crazy though to have an artist So you grew up listening to start to hate you like if I started fucking Steve win woods x wife Brassard genuinely Steve win or you win or you piece is shit you fucking pieces so far. He's a child a childhood hero Dave Grohl be like fucking you dance odor. I'm like I like Alicia's nice Dave and you guys had your thing and it's over. I think it's exciting. I'm fucking your ex girl I think that's cool. Just I get dance. What do you hear all sin? Stop coming after it's exciting. I'm fucking your ex girl. I did that school just I Whatty Harold sin stop coming after me. Yeah, I'm sorry

It's gotta be crazy. It's fucking coming for you dude. He goes fucking Jake Jill and halls on my shit That's gotta be good. Chris guy say it's in pretty wild shit on the phone to me. I don't know and I don't want to go to the cops Yeah, like dude are you alright, so do you remember how I told's all just doing that girl? Yeah, well her husband's pissed. Who? Tracy McGrady. Yeah. You guys don't answer it. It's just Mario Lopez.

You go. It's a ring with your doorbell, Tim again. I'm telling you, just the other side. He punches my door for fucking a half hour every night. Says he wants his family back. You're going back my family. Beat it AC Slater. Hey, you know what's not my name?

Yeah. I like you better, the college year is squaring him. Dude, I get enough of you on my hotel television. Also, that's a new level of fame and comedy is when you do mayonnaise commercials. I officially have dubbed that a level of money. That when you're in your Amy and Pete have played mayonnaise When you're mayonnaise money when you got mayonnaise money that means you don't you don't have to do jokes anymore

They just people talk about you your mayonnaise money also. They directly ripped off Terry Tate off a slimeback It was too high to come up with a creative tweet, but they straight up just ripped off a commercial never Said anything about it before that, I don't think you think there's been any controversy, but like, Helmins, throw a couple dollars, maybe a black actor to be mayonnaise instead of keeping

having these white guys just be, the white mayonnaise. You're getting the whitest. You get our whitest whites and then make the mayonnaise. Yeah, and listen, as someone that really enjoys mayonnaise. Oh my God. It's pro curveball, dude. Bringing someone else so we take the heat off

and swipe boys loving this mayo. No good mayonnaisees. It should be a ridiculous thing that ever put on a cheesesteak. It's the best thing. Oh my God, it just moved. When you said that, I never thought about it. Never thought about it.

No, do when someone put a mayonnaise on a hamburger the first time I was like fight or kiss. I love me. I need this. My buddy, turn the channel if you hate it. I milk to you. My buddy Glenn, his girl, shout out Glenn, big fan.

Glenn, his girl, where is X now is X girlfriend, kids mom. We used to hang out like her house lot. They had sort of the party house. I said that before in the show Parties wrong word just more like the flop hang house and They got cheese sticks once they all got Mayo on theirs now is like that's Mayo on a cheese thing It's like cheese takes ketchup you idiot and they were like now and then when Glenn backed it up He's like now I tried it when they said it's Mayo And then they went back, I've never had a cheese steak. Psh, without mayo since, it's insane to not put mayo on a cheese steak.

Well, not with, you don't put it on once with whizz. I don't, because the size is gonna look weird when that creamy white and whatever goes out. Yeah, that's all right. Cheese whizz in mayo. But, no, you gotta catch up on the cheese. We're gonna get high enough, are you high enough? Oh, I don't need high enough. If they were like, they accidentally put mayo on the cheese. Good high enough. Are you high enough? Oh, I don't need high enough.

If they were like they accidentally put mayo on the cheese was one, I'll be like, we'll live. Yeah. Black glue, do you fuck with mayonnaise? I love mayonnaise. Yes. I love mayonnaise. Jacob, do you love mayonnaise?

Come on, that's a crazy one. I knew that. But what if it's like tree mayonnaise, whatever it is? You can't just tree mayonnaise. Can I eat that? Are you telling me to look at grass mayonnaise? I don't know, that healthy olive. I don't know.

And a miracle whip. Miracle whip's weirdest fuck. It made his weird. Why can't that, why can't it fucking gross? About no word on a thing. It's on a regular diet. It doesn't say mayonnaise anywhere. Listen, I understand I am not one to talk shit

as someone that publicly loves milk and mayonnaise. The two M's of my life. But Miracle whip's fucked up, dude. And I know people are gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna get it I don't know it's sweet hold on a quick question cuz my fucking spidey senses are going off DJ Lou Do you like Miracle? I'm okay with it You are trash garbage. Yeah, man's good. Yeah, I was good. You hear the flamin my voice You know I get all this shit. No, I know Mayo for sure Miracle whip

What's in it? I don't it's sweet it up. It's like you're a beautiful person. What is that even? Is that the background? He's lonely dirty pussy Dude, what's that new drop for the in-ground trampoline can you hit me that one again? What what is that even? What? What is that even? In Greek, Miracle is a sauce condiment manufactured by Graffinds. Oh, it's a sauce condiment.

It was written by an alien. Who writes that? It's also called dressing. It's not any dressing. It's fucking goop. It's got everything and it is wrong. Cornstarch, powdery, because,

bites. It's just corn syrup. Can you also bring up Helmins mayonnaise recipe? I wanna see side by side. I'll tell you what, we're just judging Miracle. Might be exactly the same you think. Just mayonnaise, yeah.

You're gonna say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know that it's, it's got a snap. It's an egg, right? Man, it doesn't have the, that weird thing at the end that Miracleip does. Much less stuff going on. So we know a water, eggs, yolks, vinegar, salt, sugar, we're gonna eat it. Stink pussy.

Stink pussy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now there's modified corn, there's no high fruit toast cornstarch. High fruit goes cornstarch. It's actually not, that's a miracle, not mayonnaise. So that's the sweet. That's the sweetness I was talking about. But I'm saying how funny is that? That like, it's actually miracle is worse for you.

I think it's, can I, yes, Jake? I'm sorry, because I have to just cut into it into I said that to myself all week and long Look if I said that drop less than 300 times I'd be shocked what drop in my apartment Everyone can smell my stank pussy I just kept saying it over and over like Can smell my stank pussy And they can film like dirty pussy Dude the the what about what what is that?

What's what I mean the placement camera group just put up a picture of an in-ground trampoline goes I'm just gonna leave this here Someone said the almost yeah, I got that one of those like I was drove off the road when she was like What is that even? What's everything? What is that even? It's all right there. It's all right there. It's all right there.

The whole explanation is the title. It's all right there. The other one, I'm not cap repeating once. Shout out Frank. You've never sucked a dick. Never. Never. Never.

Never. You remember he called. Oh Frank. Oh Frank. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. No. Frank rules. The Franks is out there. Awesome. Franks is out there blowing dudes. Mary. Well now it's not. He killed it. He's got his husband. You know. Yeah. Don't be very faithful. Frank is faithful. You stop it. He's a great caller. Yeah. Um, also shout out Linda from Long Island. I hope you're still alive. Hey, Linda, we hope you're doing alive. Hope you're doing well and still alive. Um, we have to talk about the, I'm gonna come back to the Super Bowl, but Super Bowl. Half time was so hyped. I'm not so excited for it. It was such a talk. I thought it was like fine.

Roy would junior head in my favorite tweet about Aftime because it was all white and black. And he like did, if you bring it up, he goes, director, all right guys, so for the Aftime show, we're gonna do a little black and white motif. I want you guys in, Mary J. Bladjicka and we're white. And guys we're gonna put you in black, Snoop, Blue.

And he's like, okay, but we're gonna have the guys in black, bring up the tweet, it's very funny. But it's true, Snoop Dogg was an all blue sea walking shadow. And then everyone else was like, well, we didn't dress up. There it is. Rehearsal looks good. Now let's talk wardrobe. I was thinking Mary and White and all the guys in black Snoop Blue. Director, he had the thing is it sets all white. So I think if the guys contrast the white with a little black Snoop Blue. Yeah, he'd Snoop just showed up in a full fucking crypt bandana blue jumpsuit.

His wife had a matching outfit made too. I love it. It's like guys super well, big a station where he's like, I'm a with sweats. Yeah, what's up, dog? And then Mary J. Blige showed up like someone took her pants. She was.

Yeah, at least she's going to a fucking Jeff Jarrett's funeral. M&M, she goes, what happened to the space cowboy die? Yeah, for shizzle. A family that reps together stays together. I have death row records changed. Oh, my God! Yeah! Honey. Me and my girl dressed in black. They're not really the same. Hey. Man, Snoop Dogg has clown feet. Yeah.

Does he have 74 extra laces holes? Looks like side-cho bob. Hang on, make way for my fizzles. A lot of people don't know this, but I got cloud hizzles. Cloud hop his. I wear size 17 shoes. Oh, yeah, alpha Cloud Hizzles. Cloud Hop Hizzles. I wear size 17, she also. Yeah, Alpha Shazzle, I should be seven foot three dog. Can you, Lamar, so short.

It's all right. The way you showed up was cool whenever I was in those little boxes. Yeah, yeah. I thought the halftime performance was good, but it was very NFL, it was all watered down. Yeah, it was all over the place. It was.

I didn't get the set at all. I didn't get the set. I liked it. I liked the set. I have the idea to just block that out. Yeah, but as It's for people at home. Yeah, for sure. They're not doing it for the people this day No, I know, but what an unlucky thing if you're not seeing it at all It's all having a front of you. They had no idea if 50 cent was there. He's just hanging like a bat at all. It's all having a front of you. He had no idea if 50 cent was there. He was just hanging like a bat. Oh, it was breathing.

It was breathing hard. You know that he was like, dude, I'm gonna go when I'm going. They're like, Fitty, we need you to go right now. Fitty, we need you to go right now. He's like, I can't, I can only fucking hold for so long. And I got a saying to his upside down. And I think he's, oh, blood's going to his head.

He goes, you can fuck. I'm gonna fuck it for the book. Give me down, give me down. I can't go. His eyes are bloodshot. His eyes are bloodshot. Guys, oh God, the guys were losing Fitty. I'm gonna give you a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time.

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Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. Give me a little bit more time. like he's like 50 years old. Probably upside down. Of course he did because it's ridiculous. Do you know why I was upside down? Jacob, you should have boomer. He's such a boomer. Now it's from his music video. Bring up in the club please. Christine, but you're going to see how he looked in the video when he's upside down.

You're like, eh. Someone Photoshopped on Twitter. I forget who did it. But someone Photoshopped Daniel Twitter. I forget who did it, but someone Photoshopped Daniel Kormier upside down, and I was like, it's funny. Sort of, yeah. His arm's still working. You've never seen the Indicub video, Jacob?

This was his classic and old-foot story. I thought that was like, I would've thought that was basic foxhole information. I can't believe you got hired at the foxhole without knowing that. Yeah, I'm surprised. I bet they would've fired you if they heard that I'm glad I was able to I'm glad we were able to keep that from them

Now he's in a remote location. This this is the video that premiered. I know Jamie's catalog Learned fitties. You're in New York have a little fucking respect They're on the base of the moon you know ready Jacob jump to the thing fucking respect. Hong Kong. Hong Kong. They're on the base of the moon. You know, you ready, Jacob? Jump to the thick. Eminem is a doctor now. He's got his doctorate.

Yeah, Chris, you could jump around. Here comes. We're going party like it's shiver. Baby you're a sip of cotton like it's shiver. And you know, we don't get it. Oh yeah. He's upside down the video Body can we come bring back wearing jerseys so fun

Yeah, his back when he was jacked, but also I want to thank Sean who sent in a cool 49ers Jersey I think I the, do we have the note stuff? I think I'm on the bag. I was shot nine times, Jacob. No, I guess. How many times you've been shot? You've been shot. Zero. You can't, that's nine times cooler than you. We know.

As someone who exercises a lot. How hard is it? How hard is it to hang upside down? And Jacob, could you do this? I've never done this exercise. I could, I could probably do a few crunches, like they're upside down crunches. I guess what?

I guess you can't do that anymore. Fitty cent. Can we bring up the video from Super Bowl last night? I just remember, don't forget then. Wednesday of this week, we have to try to suck our own dicks here. Remember? Yeah, I don't remember, I remember talking about it. I remember putting it in.

Just got to get shot. Your pants aren't gonna be all for anything. You just got to get shot. God-ish. Got it. You think I was suggesting that we all try to suck our own cocks in here. Hey, Christine, gather around and watch me and all of my friends try to suck our own dicks.

I don't know. You guys are in the crazy shit. You just jump right over to Jacob like that. Look at that. They looked right out of me. Turn on me. Right Jacob. So it gets to jail on the weirdos they are. Right Jacob.

Jacob, Jake, you were saying this. Are they? Oh. Oh, he's not really hanging. You know what I mean? He's up side there. I mean, he is hanging. But they're like, he's at his waist.

I thought he was like- Oh no, I don't think he's at his waist. I think he's like- Oh, okay. Eh? He's hanging from some. I mean, there's a lot of people holding his feet up there. You're like, crap, fuck!

I always see that guy in the middle. It's not a good one. Don't you guys drop me? He brought me. He doesn't look terrible. She's very unflattering to be hanging upside down. I'm also thinking of something. I'm in the heaven of sex sign to make it like the lyrics alone. Isn't that, is that like any better than. Which we call it boob coming out.

What, say he's in the fucking and not making love. Dude, he's just in the club. What a mule. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Is that like any better than which we call the boob coming out? What say he's in the fucking and not making love

Dude, he's just in the club. What I'm live. I'm not arguing it. I'm just saying why is this like I don't hear any shit about the lyrics at all from this Yeah, people are saying for what having this saying it was like too dirty for the NFL Well, it's yeah, whatever second my dick getting up in my but hole. Yeah, I'm fucking my girl I'm going ask the mouth and your goggles my balls bitch sit on my dick. Hey, Joe stino's presents Getting your whole stuff shoot the motherfucker in the face and then I fuck his mama right in front of his face. Huh? Yeah, I was like, you know? Jacob, what are you doing? Are you downloading his entire content? Are you gonna get all into it? I'm gonna get all into it. I'm gonna get all into it.

Huh? Start with G unit and work backwards. I want you to know about a little guy named Mr. Name Lloyd Banks, no, little. I think you know what I should play to be drunk. You just haven't too many before like Mary you got to get you in your sequence Oh baby gonna get on down time to get funk or rated overall rated What is punk or rated overall? What did you think no stink in nation punk adation flunkidation? What'd you think overall?

I just was whatever it was like Everyone's lips singing who's last year Adam sinking everyone's lips sinking Fuck all you Adam who is it Adam? Levine yeah when he whipped that as fucking tattoo body was that him last year? No Who is last year cuz I Weekend the weekend Running around in a rat maze and before that it was Shakira and JLo. I was at that one what happened where to go?

I got to watch I got to see this stop playing. You're not signed in to see it though Why do I even pay for this thing? Oh? I'll say why pay for it to watch pedophile hunts. I'll tell you this Dan, nothing to talk about. You guys don't want to hear about it. It's fine. But that guy, the big guy with the beard, reached out to me randomly. No, not randomly. He's like, dude, I heard you guys been talking about my thing on your show. He's like been a super sweet texting. Uh He came friends. Yeah.

And he is gonna come when I'm in Houston, Texas. And he can take me on a hunt. Really? Are you, so you're gonna be one of the guys in the living room? Baby. I don't know if I'm gonna storm someone's living room, dude. I'm gonna be like, guys, I'm gonna get out of here.

This seems like, I don't know if it's, I don't know, I don't know the league out. He's gonna be so funny if the guy Boston him knows he goes hey, are you are you big J? Oh, he goes J Skank hands No, no, don't do that don't do that don't put that on YouTube. Oh look. They don't say no more pain remember black loser That's me about Mary J. Blodge Where do you say what else are you gonna spell respect wrong what are you gonna spell Respect wrong for a wreath of Franklin catches up. What did he say? I said I kept doing like making fun of Mary

J. Budge but no at the Super Bowl with a bunch of these Midwest hillbillies like no more pain Please don't give no more no more and then Christine said I think it's no more drama. I go she says but she sings no more pain. And they went, I don't think so. And then Black Lou just jumped on her side. That's the root of the problem. I'm a white girl.

Jay always plays at the L. Jay operates in one side or other. You have old school kind of like a... You are loyal friend or enemy. You are, you have two speeds kind of like uh you are you are loyal friend or enemy you are you have two speeds dude what's in the Clintons you're my enemy you're an enemy for you've been asked me what's I do you side with on what's out of you go back to the in the marriage you bludge I want to say I'm gonna argue she's hammered oh well

I don't know that back up a little more that's just scratching her hair under her wig. That dance move? Dance at a dance move? I'm not just making weird faces. She looks like Wendy Williams right before she passed out. It's just, it's a weirdly intense song for Superl Half Time. Yeah, I thought Purple Rain was a terrible choice. Which they're all saying was the greatest half time performance of all time.

Sure, I'm not serious. And you stopped Purple Rain was weird. It's just, it should be like up beat. It's fucking football. Playing ballads. I think they should really go against the grain. Book Gary Glitter. Rock and roll back.

Rock and roll part time. I think it's time we forgive Gary Glitter. Dude, that would be huge guys It was Vietnamese children. He was He didn't did a little American kids. It wasn't fucking beautiful white baby Also, how cool is it when you score a touchdown and then this slap to do that? They started playing this like these are things are gonna play when we get Joe Rogan down this show I said he's like guys

He can't be here. It's his music. And he comes out and it's full fucking disco. Hello everybody. I'm back, mother fuckers. Blind your babies up. Guess what? A bunch of crypto paid for me to come back here and perform this in between evidence. Shish kabab of little dicks and pussies. Donald Trump's last act was to pardon me. By the way, I knew it. The teen and he was good to momma. Hitting. You guys knew I fucking rocked your stadiums for 20 years. Frightened eye! Every night on Icoherent Boy by an Island.

Yeah, I called that a light week. Dick goes in and kids go, ow! Kids go, dick Kids go out! This is it, then. And the kids go out! Yeah, I'm on lists all over the world! You should have a Thai boy dancer. Yeah, dude, just come out and vote Thai boy dancers.

It's me and the Thai boy and the Thai Ice Teas! Can you bring up if Gary Glitter is in fact dead or not? I'm fucked up and you fucked up and day and got a shirt and we're gonna be all right. I like to say I'm fucked up you fucked up and then just some random facts. That's how I make one of those balls. I'm fucked up and you fucked up and lose sitting there and we're gonna be all right. And it is Monday night. It is Monday night. Gary Glitter, very Gary Glitter dot the dead are alive

He's very much alive see in prison Don't you dare say that you're gonna be crazy if you're in prison with a pedophile and the guys like you know I wrote the biggest in zone hit ever Oh shit I killed a family of four in their sleep. What did you do? He goes my fuck kids, but before that I wrote That was you huh dr. Dre was it two different pianos to not play you played one of the pianos for a minute it's a mixing board like he's mixing the song no it's yeah but it's him it's him playing house that's thinking that wasn't a real

mixing board yeah no stop it really I know it's not real. I'm just just you know, in real time, this isn't happening. They wouldn't trust that. Christina, me favorite get every commercial. Hey, can you also stop showing Rob Gronkowski trying to steal fucking Jesus Christ, dude. Medical benefits from the Patriots. Yeah, right. Well, he's on the bucks now. Yeah. Well, he's trying to even to right. I don't know. Yeah. He'll leave. I don't know what if Jimmy G gets traded. Let me say M&M's eyebrows like they were drawn on. I didn't see his eyebrows. I didn't either but there's videos and stuff that will show you. It's crazy looking.

I think he just for men's as brows. I hope so. Look I respect the wall of chain for sure. The sagging though. I don't have a problem with the way he's dressed. He looks like Nate to me now. He's like, hey y'all, I just got done with my tour. You want to watch me rip it? Everyone's dressed like Rocky. I think Anderson packs and I'm playing. He starts doing something different.

Maybe so fun to do a half-time performance where you don't have to play. You said the act like you're playing. He's typing one of those alien keyboards. Bip-boop-boop-boop-boop! Yep, I'm in touch with Clark Park 90. In this... They're not playing They only let the two-way guy play

Well tweet that I guess the back is playing I just like a Fucking meridians able I was sitting on the couch. They're just like hey, we're done. I know I can't stand that long my sciatica These boots cut off my fucking butt cheeks And I've blooded my butt cheeks with these boots. I don't know why I'm saying no more pain mom is in a lot of pain dogs barking Yeah, I got it. I'm rubbing these dogs down We got some howl and then he took a knee which I didn't realize was for Kaepernick You know I just thought it was like him doing like the you know know theater thing where they act like they're not in the scene anymore and Don't pay attention to me. I'm a rock now Generally didn't think it was for capital got that is him being like and I'm gone. I'm no longer here

There I am and I'm finally somebody with the balls to Neil and NFL game. Like I did it first. Like I did it first Like I did it first. White guy did it first. White guy did it first. Ally. What did the concavver next door from M&M? You heard it here first, everybody. I would be scared shitless to play the piano at halftime in the Super Bowl, because you're like, fuck, what if I fuck up?

I mean, he only played... This just wasn't like great by the way Christine another one bouncing around the house But for weeks now talking about this half-time thing and she goes you're gonna see how cool it's gonna be because they're gonna go Zahdda angle wood and the place is gonna go nuts then they did the song didn't do that part She get going they're're in Inglewood. No, you don't get it. They're in Inglewood. Like Friday was there.

I thought that was gonna be a whole thing. My friend said, my friend Emily said, it's because Nate Dogg's dead. That's why they didn't do it. That's why. It's also because the stadium's filled with a bunch of people that got tickets that aren't fans, they're just there

to be at the Super Bowl. Yeah, they've never performed for this may survivalists There's 15% of the people there actually fans of the teams everyone else is just corporate sponsors and people they got free Fuckin think it's it's such a doomsday prepper. This is one of the signs. It's coming. Yeah Honey get more dry cereal. Oh God. We're gonna need more dried out food and fucking water fresh water. Oh balls. We have to get commercial do we An hour oh my god Yeah, oh we have the gift to gab you and I for show

Oh for Hatsunebush. Oh for shizzas. Did I not tell you this that Sam Neal hates my guts and I love Jurassic Park? That's not real. I'm fucking his wife. This is starting to think of it. You guys, Dolph Longram hates me. He's so pissed at me. Chocolate Vendeeam hates Jay because he started dating JCVD's ex-wife. Dude, Dolph is about me. A hunter's son, Leeland, is my fucking disguise would kill me if he saw me. Dude, hunter, her's homesley hates my god.

I have the childhood hero's got to be the best one. That's got to be the best. You know, remember the guy who plays sledgehammer? Yeah. That guy fucking put like a note on my car and punched my window out. What if I told you Dan Castamilla, the guy who does Homer Simpson's dress? Fucking hates me.

I can't remember his dance something. I was like, I go, remember the dad from Wonder Years? That guy put hands on me. Damn, why? Damn, why? Start fucking his ex-wife, you put a hand on me. Dan something I remember the dad from wonder years Dude John goodman had to be pulled off me Dude don't bring up goodman around Sutter. He's got a legit problem. He had to be pulled off. It was so embarrassing All of them goodman's good men's old and in bad health. And he fucked that up, dude. And he grew up on King Ralph. Uh, killed him. We're gonna come back and we're gonna solve this Bob Sag at murder.

Yeah, it's the Bob fire. Also, I have to, right, fucking Eugene Levy's text to me. I'll piss off so I'm trying to become his kid's father. Yeah. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM! you