The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Happy Birthday Queen Christine!

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

The Great Christine Marie Evans has a milestone birthday and the gang is celebrating her. Bobby pampered her with thoughtful gifts. Jay took her to see live music and bought her a car. | What happens when someone more famous than you dies on the same day? Absolutely nothing to you. Hulk Hogan, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Ozzy Osbourne all died within days of each other. Comedian Rob Shapiro died also and not a peep was said about him. | Bobby had gigs in Maine over the weekend and forgot all his bags. He is quite angry about it and blames his wife for not having his back. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, The Bonfire with Big J. Olkerson and Robert Kelly. Hi, this is Cher. Today we wish a very special happy birthday to the Queen of The Bonfire, Christine Marie Evans. Now let's celebrate her by turning back time and playing our favorite Christine drops over the years because she's the best in the biz and we love her. I'm a fucking washed up whore. Haven't done coke in almost a decade, but I guess I'll go fuck myself. I'm so good at Shakespeare. You want to go back to going down on me for an hour every time we fuck? We would just like jerk off next to each other on bears or hump each other's legs.

My tight little ass is so wet waiting for you. I'd argue that part of my job is looking at black dick. I could have a black child. I am a genius. That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. I'm all for weird sex. You dump me? I'm trying to fuck Justin.

You're a Jew. I'm a dancer. I dance every day. Well, you shit all over the apartment. Oh, so funny. I have my headphones on. I can't hear. I have music playing.

One guy like couldn't stop trying to put it in my butt. I fuck fives and sixes didn't date him I just blew him once I mean I've sucked way more black dick than Nazi dick I can tell you that you feel like you can't like help young women without having people like fuck them in the process Wow Jesus you and children. A fitting tribute. I could have went on for another five minutes. A fitting tribute. Christina said so much.

So much. Just terrible things. It's the bonfire. It's Monday. Big Joe Everson, the great Robert Kelly. Hi, buddy. Hi. Jacob didn't care enough, so he's in Florida. No, he didn't. But we have the's in Florida. No, he didn't. Um, but we have Black, we have the Lus here. Black Lu, DJ Lu.

Yeah. And us two sitting in, of course. It is the queen of the bonfires. Birthday. Happy birthday. Four O. Wow. Crazy.

Four, put a W on the left side of my cheek and a W on the right side. I'll bend over. Wow. Fil'll bend over. Wow filthy 40 Now it hasn't hit her too hard. I feel like today. I feel like she's doing alright and that's because my guess was because While she looks fantastic for 40 40 and fabulous. I'd say can I admit something right now? Yeah that happened to me today Wait, can I finish saying? Yeah sure Can I admit something right now that happened to me today? Wait, wait, can I finish saying this?

Yeah, sure. Christina's 40 and fabulous, but her personality aged like dog years. So she's been, I think so she's 280, she's 280 years old in personality. Yeah. But 40 in human years and looks fantastic. She's killing it.

I was on my Facebook today because I'm an influencer. Sure. I have to find out what's going on. Of course. And. Finger on the pulse. I was doing my little scroll

and all of a sudden this smoking hot girl, I was like wow, who's that? It was your hoe. This what? Christine, it was this hoe right over here. I was like oh my god, it was your hoe this was team. It was this whole right over here. I was like, oh my god It was just stupid pool selfie, which as an influencer I admire as a comedian. It made me want to punch a wall Yeah, but as an influencer I did it was you took this really nice Selfie of yourself and you put it on your Facebook because we're friends and I was like, wow, she looks you look great

You look good and you put it on your Facebook, because we're friends, and I was like, wow, you look great. Thank you. You look good. I put it on Insta too. Oh, well. Jay doesn't like any of my posts. I don't follow. I didn't see it. I genuinely didn't see it.

As a comedian, I wanted to throw up in a shoe, and then drink it and throw up again, and then shit in the shoe, and then eat that shit, and then puke again. But as an influencer, I was like, oh my God, it was beautiful. But as a comedian, again. Disgusting.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, but influencer, wow. Wow, I didn't know it was you. Not that I don't, I think you're beautiful, I do think you're beautiful, but that was. She's not that beautiful? No. No, she looked great.

You look great, Christine. Thank you. We have, we have treats today. Oh. We have, I got you cupcakes for everybody, for your birthday. Here you go. Oh.

Pass those over to Christine. Christine loves cupcakes. And I got you... I say crush all six. I got... Don't, she can't. And I got you. I say crush all six. I got. She can't. And I got you me and Donna Max got you a bunch of presents for your birthday.

So there you go. So you can open them up on the air. But open the wrap one last. OK, there's one that's wrapped open that last. Yeah, there you go. What do you got there, Christine? Spooky New England, tales of haunting, strange happenings and other local lore. I love it. Right. I love it.

It's a book. It's a book by the pool. And I know it's got a little witchcraft and a little spooky shit because I know she's into that. She likes spooky things. Like spooky things. She likes her men's spooky. She likes her backyard spooky. She likes her,. She likes spooky things. She likes her men's spooky. She likes her backyard spooky. She likes her jersey sweaters a little spooky. Yeah, she likes, you know what else she likes?

She likes spookies. She's into spooky penis. Well, she's done more of that than Nazis, so that's what's important at the end of the day. Oh, I I forgot that's a spooky too. I was talking about scary penises. Oh Okay, I thought I was trying to clean up what you said And I do I want to set it then it turns out I was like Bobby watch it and then I thought you went for it and I was like, oh, all right Let me see if I get back pedal ass out of this one and then I was the only one who said it

Or did I trap you? Jacob What else you got? What do you want to give Christine for 40th birthday? Maybe a little online? Cybersex sesh for there on the computer. I'm not gonna lie That picture did it for me the pool pick Jacob am I crazy that pool? No, I I pick. Jacob, am I crazy? That pool pick. No, I thought she looked hot. I gotta see this pool pick.

Yeah, buddy, she looks great. She just looked like in charge. She looked cute. Yeah, she looks like she's a little like, fuck off, I got shit to do, but here's your photo, you bitches. Here's your thirst trap that you've been begging me for in the comments. Oh, Christ.

Well, I gotta tell you this. I'm a little nervous. Why? Look at the comments she got. She's she's putting lyrics up. Oh, I. What? I don't only put my way. Hang on. I don't understand. I saw the photo. I didn't look at what what are you saying? She put up lyrics. It's a sign. Usually of what? Christine's brains about to break again.

That's not true. I put up lyrics. I don't even write. I only caption in lyrics. It'd be funny if it wasn't lyrics. It was actually a song she wrote when she looked at herself in that photo. What is the lyrics? For Every Young Bob Dylan.

Why would you do that? Because I have. It's a very personal song to me. Why? Because I have lyrics to it on my mom's grave. All right, well, there you go. I'm going to back out of this one. I'm not going to make dead mom jokes on your birthday.

Your mom's dead. Your mom's dead. What else did I get you in there? What else you get? What was the other thing I gave you? We got you. No, no, no, what else? This is something else in there.

It's a mother-daughter's massage. Keep going. Look at that. That's for you, Jay. See, I think of you too, but I can't have that oh you You have hollywood teeth my hollywood teeth dude will come out You can't take him out to have a couple bites little salt water taffy at the end You forgot you just stuck one in your mouth. Dr. Kimowitz would have lose his shit with him. Oh my god

You can never have salt water taffy again. No, really I'll be okay So I'd have is the end of the world what else is look at little lobster candies Jake and have some of those Jake have some of those lobster mince. That's a sign Your breath I'm sure has been fine, but at 40 you're gonna get like your inside of your body starts dying Yeah, and there's only one a few places for it to escape Yeah, it's called house cooch and mouth. Yeah tonsillades you get tonsillades the back of your tonsils start to die and it fucks up your breath It's alright and your menopause will menopause burps are the worst and then your body's gonna dry up Yeah, and then you pussy actually dries up and then it dies, but it comes back to get it comes back to life again

But like for days. Yeah, it's like oh she's back and then it dies, but it comes back to life again, but like for days. And it's like, oh, she's back, and then it dies again. But it dies worse. The original plan was to jump off the Hollywood Sun on my 40th birthday to avoid all this. Let's fucking do it. I just find myself not in that place right now. Because you feel... because you got a pool. I got a pool.

You got a pool and a floppy hat. I have a pool and a floppy hat. And you look good. When you took that, be honest with me right now When you took the photo you like this is going up Jago's thirst trap And I was like I'm posting a selfie for my birthday so everybody can wish me happy birthday Yeah, you have a little Christy McNichol smirk a little pinky Tuskegee Darrow smirk if you look close Maybe she's even doing you're giving you a Clarkson wink

a little bit right look at zoom in on that You got me a Clarkson wink. A little bit, right? Look at, zoom in on that. I want to be a lady that golfs. She looks good. You gotta go check this picture out. I mean, except for the stupid queer lyrics. God bless.

Sorry about your mom. I'm sorry to hear about your mother, but that does suck. Posting lyrics. You look good. Your hair looks good. The hat flap down is good. The glasses. I'll tell you what though, it's not, at least they're Bob Dylan. They're not. Kanye lyrics were coming up a lot

before. If you put up the Hail Hitler lyrics, I guess that'd be more of a red flag to worry about. This might just be some old lyrics. Christine, you don't take us down memory lane, you're thick. Yeah, we don't want to see that. You got one good photo on your Instagram, right? You're bumming the rest of us out. Yeah I mean the one with Billy idol is fucking I mean just you look like you have autism ridiculous

Like ha special needs kitty People call me people say I'm so ugly on the internet People meet me impersonal like oh, you're actually like better looking than I thought you were they say this all to you No, not to me into the better looking in person, yes, I do get that. We all get that, Christine. Being mean on the internet is just a, on the internet. Daily occurrence. I mean, people walk up to me and go, oh my God, dude,

you're not as fat as I thought you were. Thanks, appreciate it. God bless, fucking loser. Christine, you look great in that photo. You look great in life. What else did I get you? Come on, let's go with this. Well, this looks like a dress. Well, what is that thing? No?

What is it? What's it called hourglass? What's it called a peace prevent? What is it? What is it? Angel rocks read it keep reading turn it Sorry, it's so dark in here. Oh, I'm sorry the hourglass designed by honey. Wait, stop put that down open your other gifts Open that gift when you prize open the gift that's wrapped open your prize Yeah, this is perfect for the the the book for the book For the book doesn't make it lighter in here. There you go Magnifying glass you can read I got you a nice magnifying glass so you can read the things for the show

You could solve in-house mysteries. Yeah, you can saw you get it. I got you a nice magnifying glass so you can read the things for the show. You can solve in-house mysteries. Yeah, you can solve it. Where did Jay's dick go? Yeah, you can write murder. You like it though, she's using it. Christine, because the show was called Murder, She Wrote. So you could write murder with the glass.

Christine, you're gonna use that way more than you think. You're going to love that. Well, now I know Jacob's had multiple magnifying glasses. When he's looking at coordinates on an article map. Plotting your course for when you hit the high seas. But Tots know magnifying glasses. You like that magnifying glass, don't you? I like the hourglass thing.

Isn't that crazy? It's a dress. It's very cool. It's a hat, it's a dress, it's a skirt, it's a scarf, it does all kinds of things. Could be an elegant hood. Could be an elegant hood, Jay. An infinity cow. An infinity cow, no offense.

That's, it's not an insult. It's not. No, I'm not calling it. No, it's not an infinity cow I'm not calling Christina an infinity cow, which would be a great which means a forever cow Which would be a great insult for a fat person you fucking infinity cow No matter what you're always gonna be fat. You're always gonna be a fat fuck You will be a fat infinity cow. Um, you like that. You could put that on your vagina and Jay can look inside of you. That'd be interesting. No, is that gross?

Is that bad? No, it's good. I know it's in there. It looks like, do you remember when Shelley Duvall turned into that one room of The Shining and it was a bunch of skeletons and covers and cobwebs sitting in chairs looking at a TV? That's inside her. That's inside of Christine.

A bunch of old dudes. Just skeletons. Just skeletons. Just skeletons with cobwebs on them. Just sitting there, just looking at a television. But they move. Once in a while. They jostle with their body movements. Happy birthday.

Thank you, Bobby. You're welcome. 40 years old. 40. I happen to know that Black Lou and DJ Lou got you both dick pics. So I hope you like them. They can't take them back Oh, I got you one of those two not of me of max. It's in the it's in the it's in the bag It's a polar of his cock. I'm each

You're just possessing it which I guess is nine-ten. Yeah now it is now that I love a big dick But it's in the toffee. I wrapped it in one of the toffee So you have to eat the toffee and one coffee too. Yeah, can't have that either. You can have chocolate Taffy taffy not toffee toffee's carmely taffy is sweet. I can't really do either I got chocolate. I gotta throw it way in the back of my mouth. You can have chocolate cupcakes, buddy I got your cupcakes. I got you more. Everything's good So you're back, I assume. I did not.

Sunday didn't sell out. I didn't sell out. Yes. We sold out a couple of the shows, yes. It's only three shows, right? Four. Four shows, two and two. Two and two.

I wish it was actually Friday we We just won that would have been sweet Just cuz I don't you know Friday late Friday late one of the hardest shows Friday late night is one of the hardest shows tape to fill I mean if that's you know yeah, if you have to fill shows it's um It was good man. The club is amazing you were right about the club a lot of fun really cool above a Chinese restaurant local comics local comics were there You were right about the club. Lot of fun, really cool. Above a Chinese restaurant. Local comics. Local comics were there. Yeah, the club owner was amazing.

And the part of town that it is in is fucking weird and creepy and kind of ghetto. We stayed down at the Canopy Hotel, which is down on the cobblestone by the water, which is all families and couples and ice cream and all this beautiful, amazing food everywhere. But then you go, families and couples and ice cream and, you know, all this beautiful, amazing food everywhere. But then you go up to the club, and it's on that,

fuck, it looks like Jersey City. Yeah. Which is weird. You know, it's like, you know, the birds change. Down on, you know, the seagull's down at my hotel, and then there's crows up by the comedy. Grr, grr! Um, but, yeah, it was great.

It was a great time. It's just, dude, I don't know about you, but traveling with, I don't know if you've ever traveled with your kid and wife back in the day, two gigs. It's like you got to live two different lives. You have to live the, all right, let's get breakfast. Where are we going to go? We had the dog. I had to walk the dog. Go over here. We'll walk over here. We'll ride a bike. We'll go to the beach. And then at night you got to go do a show.

And they'll come to the show, and then they're in the thing, and blah, blah, blah. And then, it was just a, it's a lot. You know, I don't think they understand, you know, when I do a show, I kinda work out, chill, and don't, until the show, I give everything for the show. So it was a lot of, a lot. We had a blast, though.

Me and Max were walking around, he was waiting up for me every night, like sleeping on the bathroom floor. Weird. So that I would, when I came in, he would wake up. So he'd be like, let's go walk. So we walked every night at like 12, 12, 30, around Portland, and it's a fucking nightmare.

But in a beautiful way. Everybody's trashed, going to clubs, food places open, shitty karaoke. Oh, good people watching. Good people watching. So that's what we did. We went over and got pizza and sat on a bench and watched a bunch of girls puke. Nice. Did you get to see a loose tit or anything? That's big. No loose tit. Saw some bum, which was great. Little butt coming out of some Daisy Dukes. But the best part was we were walking back, and'm very protective and this guy was going to a cop car fuck you you fucking motherfuckers I'm fucking you won't give

me a fucking ride home you fucking assholes go fuck yourself you're all a bunch of fucking ass piece of shit white gentleman white gentleman of course right over there and and then we walked by I'm like back just stay with me and we walked by and there's nobody in the car. He's just yelling at a cop car. Nice. Which is, Max was like, there's nobody in there. He was like, you weirdo.

So yeah, it was good. Portland's a cool town, really cool town. Yeah, a couple girls wanted to fucking hang out, but I couldn't do it. Mark, you had Max. Me and Max and Don. Two girls were like, where you going? You're funny.

Why don't you come drink with us? And I was like fuck I want so bad Because we skipped the drinking just fuck right here Can we not we gonna fuck here can we So fancy as we just fuck here. Oh, buddy. I would love to go just if I was single Yeah, I was just gonna get girls fucking him, whatever you want. Get whatever fucking drink. Here's my MX bowl, I'm drinking, do what you gotta do. And let's go. Just don't be too drunk to one of you suck my asshole

while the other one works my balls while I whack off. What? I'll suck his ass. Wait, what? He wants us to suck his asshole, I'll do it, you just work his balls. He was funny, whatever. Oh, all right.

It smells weird down here, you wanna switch? It's a humid weekend. It's humid, his balls smell like fuckin' blood and money. What's up? I wanna tell you something, I'm looking at a... What? The three big deaths came. Ozzy?

Ozzy, Malcolm, Jamar, Warner, and Hulk Hogan. Yeah. What's funny, this couple concerts this weekend, went to see Total Men at Work, Christopher Cross, on Friday, Saturday, Pantera, and me and Dave Smith, you know, we get to hang out very much outside of skanks anymore, you know, he's out.

He's got his family, he's way out in Jersey. He's living his life. He's living his life, absolutely. And like, you know, it's funny when we get these cool moments sometimes, like, just remember, like, just shooting the shit and making each other laugh. Yeah.

And how are we, I mean, it's fucked up, sort of, but it is hilarious that when Malcolm J. Walder died first and you're like, oh, here comes the rule, then Ozzy goes, suddenly. We get the reports. Then comedian Rob Shapiro, who's Rick Shapiro's brother, he might not know Rick Shapiro either. I'm sorry. It wasn't Rob Shapiro that brother. He might not know Rick Shapiro either. I'm sorry. Yeah.

It wasn't Rob Shapiro that died? No, Rob died. I mean, Rick Shapiro is the one the... Who's super sick but lives. He lived, Rob Shapiro died? Yes. Oh my God. Right.

Wow. But here's the thing. I didn't know that. Rob or Rick Shapiro, here's the problem with the timing of this that happens. The twins? Sure. Yes.

But here's the problem with what happens there. Next morning, Hulk Hogan dies. And then you go, oh no, I guess so Rob Shapiro's out of the big three conversation immediately. It sucks, you'd rather not be considered ever. Dude, how hard we were laughing at the concept of that. It goes, oh man, you see that? It's like Rob Shapiro, Ozzy Osbourne, Malcolm Jamal Warner. It goes, Hulk Hogan is like, fuck Rob Shapiro's death.

That's not important anymore. It's not even Rick Shapiro. It's not even important anymore. You're not even Rick Shapiro. You're Rob Shapiro. But just, it's such a funny, it immediately takes place, and you just start thinking to yourself,

man, I hope no one famous dies around me, or just so to be considered and then booted is way worse than not being considered at all. Dying with some somebody famous around you is the worst because you're you're the other guy. Well Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson that was brutal same day. Same day. Farrah Fawcett first and then Michael Jackson later in the day I believe or was it vice versa whichever it was no one gave a fuck about fire falls No only down the south. Oh

They gave him a fire fall. So only a bunch of rednecks Klu Klux Klan was like fire fucking that yeah instead of Michael Jackson Yeah, they have that poster on their wall, and then someone was like really you don't like Annie. Are you okay? Good. Hey sings Annie. Are you okay? You know what? All right? He's bagging fuck that little fucking dick-nosed bitch They both felt 228 a.m. Wow And he died 226 p.m.. Twelve hours apart almost Yeah, wow 12 hours, but if you got here's the deal me and you were on a plane with Shane and it went down Mm-hmm. I mean Shane and friends if

and you were on a plane with Shane and it went down. I mean. Shane and friends. Yeah dude. Absolutely. That's what sucks. Yeah, no I know that was really, I mean like, it's called the Tracy Morgan accident. There was a guy who died in the accident,

but it's always gonna be called the Tracy Morgan accident. Yeah. It's never the. They had to carry Artie out, a bag of bones, Harris Stanton fucking walked out of there, the cigarette was still lit. All the other guys became millionaires, except for the guy who died.

And it's called the Tracy Morgan accident. Remember Tracy Morgan and those guys were in that accident? You mean the guy who died? Uncle Jimmy Mack? It's so funny. I mean, yeah, the celebrity's gonna get all the fucking burn on those things, but three celebrities going in a row, it's just so funny that like for a day,

for like half an evening, I was like, Rob Shapiro, that's the third, huh? Comedian dies. I mean, I know nobody knows him outside of a small circle of people that I know, but it's happening in threes. It's all made up anyway. A zillion people die every day.

So it's all made up, but then you realize, you go, nope, Hulk Hogan pushes Rob Shapiro Right in and there's no fourth place It happens in threes and no one else gives a fuck about the other ones you think God was like I Rob No, that's not good enough. Give me somebody else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah He goes the world doesn't seem to be losing it over this Rob Shapiro. I like him I'm a fan of Rob Shapiro. Apparently nobody else is. I called him home. Who else do we got?

Hulk Hogan, you know what? Take him. Yeah. Hulk Hogan, he's good. 15 years too late, might I add. Could you imagine, we were talking about that, what, Hulk Hogan's last toe in the water of wrestling was to come out and get booed

for fucking five minutes straight. It's funny that they booed him at, was it WrestleMania, right? Raw. Was it raw? Raw ever. Okay. On Netflix, oh yeah. Yeah.

And they booed him, they gave him shit, and then now they're just up his asshole. Are they? Yeah, they did a whole big thing. All the wrestlers came out. On Raw? Yeah. Oh, I guess tonight. Tonight will be Raw. No, they did it on SmackDown.

Triple H, they did a big event. And he came out and they did a big 10 ring salute. And everybody's, like, you know, up his ass now. And they forget that... I think they booed him because he was with Trump, though, right? Well, that's what I'm saying. He had too much time to get, like, political slash call the guy

who was fucking his daughter the N-word. Yeah, do you think he knew he was dying? He was like fuck it, I'm going out, guns a blazing. He told his son that killed his best friend, not your fault dude, that guy must have done something bad with God to end up in that coma that you smashed him into a tree with. No, he's fucked up a whole bunch.

Yeah. A whole bunch. The, so funny, the scandal, the scandal that he was in, the biggest scandal is like the thing he was a victim of. That's the one he was a victim there. The scandal? Yeah, the scandal. The scandal.

You know I love scandals. I know you love saying scandal. Scandal. Scandal. The scandal. You know I love scandals. I know you love saying scandal. Scandal. Scandal. Yeah, you know Kalta was involved in that, right? In killing him? Yeah, dude. In killing Hulk Hogan?

In killing Hulk Hogan. No, he wasn't involved in it. They tried. No, it was one of his old employees or somebody. They tried to implicate him and he wasn't him. He had nothing to do with it. It was somebody in his own, in Bubba the Love sponge his own people don't know we're talking about here The Hulk Hogan scandal was scandal scandal scandal. It gets like scandals

It's the scandal talk with Bob and Jay buddy. We should have scandal talk every Monday We should have all the scandal. Yeah, if you guys have any scandals send them into a skit Monday at scandal bond fire Monday. Just talking about all the scandals. Yeah, if you guys have any scandals, send them into us. Scandals Mondays? At Scandal Bonfire. Call in with any of your scandals. Yeah, call in with any of your scandals. You guys know the numbers. The scandal was Bubba the Love Sponge's wife, who was like a porn body type chick.

She was a Tampa, yeah, hot chick. Yeah, porn body. Fake titties, yeah. I've seen him chick. She was a Tampa. Yeah hot chick body fake titties Yeah, I've seen him. She showed him to me. Yeah. Yeah, very hot. I was at a bar She just didn't know was her this is after the scandal really I was at a bar after my Was it after my special? I think was after my special. Heather Clem pulled her titties up right outside at a place Yeah, they were nice boob. Very nice. Yeah, she's big titties big titties Heather clam yeah great. It's when they went on stern But uh, they have a relationship I guess where it's like she could fuck other people. I guess people he knows And he's got security cameras in his house and Hulk Hogan went over to plow this guy's wife

Yeah, he did it got filmed, and then it got leaked to TMZ and all that shit, and then Galker or whatever, and then he sued them. And he's not friends with Bubba the Love Sponge anymore. It's funny, because how do you get security cam footage from the guy's house? Like, how do you get that? You have, I mean. I have no idea.

Look at his tan line though. His tan ass. His little tan line ass, he's got a white ass. His super white ass. Her's got a big peck or two. Hey! Oh yeah, his wiener is big for sure. Oh, I know where that's from.

Who's that from? Is that from you? Is that from you, Lou? No, it's not from me. Who's it from? Is that from you? Is that from you Lou? Who's it from? Go on Who's that from? Christine just got a beautiful bouquet of flowers It's a beautiful bouquet of flowers for Christine's birthday from Jay's manager Yes, very'm Genevieve Zien. Yes.

Very nice. Nice thought. Oh. That's very nice. I mean, she's got to carry that shit now. It's kind of awkward. He just made her give her a taxing present. It is awkward that my manager trying to fuck my shit.

That's awkward, but it's justifiable. But the fact that she's going to walk with that whole bouquet back to the parked car through Times Square is annoying. It will be a nightmare. Just send it to the house, Adam. It will be a long-term nightmare. It's gonna be, yeah, you can't get coffee now.

You're done. You can't have shit, you gotta go right back to the car. That's beautiful. It is beautiful. It is beautiful. Very, very nice. So yeah, he fucked. Maybe not as good as my presence, but whatever I mean those are gonna die mining the last forever

Hulk Hogan sued a stupid website for a bazillion dollars, which they didn't have so we got the couple bucks They did have and shut them down shut the whole website down and I like gawker too. I don't remember it It was cool. I like that. It was a TMZ, right? Something like that, but a cool site you go to, all kinds of stupid shit. But yeah, it was 140 million. And he settled for 31 million. Still a lot of money. It's a huge amount of money.

And he was funny, he opened up a stupid restaurant. Did he open up a restaurant? Come on. What is it called? Hogan's Place. No, it's not. In Tampa, Clearwater, I guess, it's where. Oh no. I was gonna go and they were like, it's not really here, it's sort of in Clearwater. What is it called? Hogan's Place. No, it's not. In Tampa, Clearwater, I guess. Oh, no.

I was gonna go and they were like, it's not really here. It's sort of in Clearwater. What is it? Well, his son's... Wings? Oh, yeah, just like Americana, like beach food. Is his son there? His son's DJing.

Jimmy the Mouth of the South Heart runs karaoke on Mondays and they watch wrestling on Mondays there with people. That's kind of cool. It's kind of cool, but it just seems like it's a weird spot. What's it called, Hogan what? Hogan's Place. Hogan's Hangout. Hogan's Hangout, I don't mind it.

I'll do it. Mind it, you wanna go. I'll go check it out. I wanna fuckin' invest. I wanna open one in Times Square. Hogan's Hangout? You wanna franchise a Hogan's Hangout? I wanna franchise those all over. We looked at the menu, it doesn't look,

you know, dollar oysters. That's great. Sure. Dude, you know, dollar oysters. That's great. Sure. You know how big this would be in Aruba? Hogan's Hangout. You know how much those natives in Aruba love wrestling? They watch it like, fuck it, we watch football. Look how you get excited for it.

Yeah. One dollar oysters, minimum 10 oysters. You know you want more. Three daughters, orange creamsicle buckets, $25. What is it called, three daughters? Three daughters, orange creamsicle buckets. How many daughters does he it called, three daughters? Three daughters, orange creamsicle buckets. How many daughters does he have? I don't know.

I think it's one. One. Why three daughters? I don't even know what that is. Is that how many friends of his daughter that he fucked? And they're gonna be watching Power Slap Live at 9 PM. I heard they're gonna open up one in New York. Where?

Hogan's Hangout? Yeah. Oh, I like it. After posthumously? I don't know, he was about to. Jim and Sam, they said it's still opening, but I can't really trust Travis. Where was it gonna be? In Times Square?

Real quick, Jim and Sam is done. Oh, did I say Jim? You said Jim and Sam. Over. Oh, I like them both. Jim's gonna podcast. You want advice, go to that. It's Sam's show now, the Sam Roberts and pals.

I know, I listen. Hulk Hogan's 7 million at New York Bar will still open after wrestler's tragic death. Is it tragic though? Didn't he just die from being old? Well, 71, but I mean old and destroyed by wrestling, for sure. What did he die from?

We know the, what's his name, from the Cosby show died from the wave hit him, took him out, right? The current, yeah. The current sucked him out. In Costa Rica. It's a tide, a tide pool, right? No, a tidal, what is it called? Tidal wave?

No, not a tidal wave. A whirlpool? Not a whirlpool. It's called a- A rip tide? Rip tide. So when the rip tide came in, ripped him out, he tried to fight it and come back in, A whirlpool? Not a whirlpool. It's called a- Riptide? Riptide. So when the Riptide came in, ripped him out, he tried to fight it and come back in, which

you're not supposed to do. If you get sucked into a Riptide, you're supposed to let it take you out into the ocean, lie on your back, relax, and then swim diagonally across the waves. He tried to just fight it, and that's what fucked him up. Panicked. He panicked, tried to go back in straight, didn't know he was in a riptide. And another guy almost died too.

Well he lost his father figure. Oh, the Cosby? Yeah. Yeah, it's a tough thing. You know, you're supposed to go diagonal across the waves with the zippin' and the boopin' and the boppin'. I told the boy. The riptide and the boppin' and the bippin'.

What's his wife's name? Camille. Camille Camille I told the boy I told the boy Claire Claire Theo when in the riptide of the riptides of These out there so they don't have they don't know why he died or how he died just he died. There's no there's no Party I caressed I think he had a fatal case of Hulkamania. He just ripped his shirt off and lost it. Oh man. He is a real American.

He died at 71 years old. 71 dude. That's not that far away. But while he was here, 71 years of fighting for the rights of every man. Yeah. Not women. No chicks. Except this NWA, Hollywood hogan was kind of a dick that's true he was only fighting for himself it's the eye of the tiger what is this picture Panda Express no he's opening Hogan's the Hogan spot right now it's gonna be called slam this one

oh slam yeah why I don't know because it's difference nine thousand square foot he said 9,000 it's gonna be right across from MSG MSG slam. Yeah, what a dumb idea. I like Hogan's hangout is so much cooler. It's gonna have ass food Yeah, I mean all that stupid stupid. Those things have ass food. But why not try a little bit? Why did Jimmy Buffett lend his name? He's dead now.

But why did Jimmy Buffett lend his name? He died too. Didn't he die? Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. Jimmy Buffett lends his name to all that shit. And then the Jimmy Buffett restaurant over here,

like we went, it was like a gag almost, because you have to. It's fucking terrible. It's terrible food. Who's at the diners dive it drive in and die dives guy Fieri guy Fieri's restaurant sucked it saw where'd you go Times Square had in Times Square really yeah he was all excited was it like a thing that was like it burgers and whatever's yeah it was all his bullshit

that he been to and big portions and duck plates. Dico Pizza? Yes, it sucked. It was so overrated. Yeah, well Rest In Peace, Hulk Hogan, Rest In Peace, Ozzy Osbourne, Rest In Peace, Malcolm Jamal Warner, and mostly Rest In Peace, Rob Shapiro. Rob Shapiro, you know Rob Shapiro. I always thought Rick was the crazy one and Rob was the normal one. No, there is no normal one though.

No, I found out there's no normal one. They were both kinda out there. Yeah, one just did the same exact thing but wore sweaters. That's the difference. One wore sweaters and one had, he wore pants so low you could see the top of his dick hair. That's Rick.

That's Rick. Had his dick hair out, the other one wore sweaters. The other one wore sweaters. Well he came up to me. Didn't Rick. That's Rick. Had his dick hair out, the other one wore sweaters. The other one wore sweaters. Well he came up to me. Did I? Yeah buddy. I didn't want to interrupt, but I wanted to, to say that one Iron Maiden's drummer,

Nicko McBrain, I think he did it right. He has a barbecue rib joint in Florida. Does he? Yes, Nicko's Rock and Roll Ribs. You gotta be careful saying that. Niko's Rock and Roll Ribs. I bet it's not good. Yeah.

I heard it's good. I mean, that's all they do. I mean, you can't fuck up ribs. Right? Yeah, no, maybe they make a good barbecue, I know. But I mean, like when people do like this thing, like the big, like Toby Keith's, I love this American bar, whatever that was called, like fucking trash.

Yeah. Shitty place of awful food. But what could you have for food that would be unique? Unless they open like Bruce Lee's diner. It's not. It was all dim sum. It's not that you have to be unique. That'd be a good idea.

It's gotta be good. Let me tell you, Bobby. Let's do a Bruce Lee's dim sum, dude. I know soy sauce. He doesn't know soy sauce. Because I'll tell you, we had it at the garden together again and I was at PNC on Friday and ordered it again. Somehow and and by the way this it's not an accident it's not just us thinking the burgers great at these two places are great especially PNC it's not just us thinking the burgers at these two places are great, especially PNC. It's not just us thinking that. Because when we were ordering,

we were almost asking about some of the other stuff, and the lady even said, she goes, there's nothing better than the burger. The burger is exceptionally good. And it really was. The PNC burger was great, and I didn't wanna like it. You were like, try a bite, and I was like, no, I'm not sharing a burger.

Take a bite of Josh's burger Yeah, I was like yeah, yeah, Josh. I thought it was Josh's burger. Yeah, you gotta try this I was like no, I don't share my burger, but then I bit it and I was like god damn it. That's a good burger It's a great burger. I think I went and snuck a burger. Did I sneak a burger? You didn't sneak you just went and got it. Did I go and get it? And then you like shared it around That's my old days when I used to sneak. I'll be right back I go to the bathroom and just go get, I did that, I went to Dolly, was it Dollywood?

Is that what it's called, Dollywood? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that's her park, yeah. I went to Dollywood with the Kaltas, the Kellys and the Kaltas went. And I snuck away. There was a clam shack open, and we walked by it when we first got to the park and it was just opening, it wasn't open,

but I just, I pinned it on my Google Maps, my Google fat maps. And they all went, walked around, I go, I'll be right back, I go to the bathroom. I went and ordered clams and fries by myself and ate them in front of some ride. It's shameful. Like a fatso.

Why you just wanted to go get clams with you? Huh? Because I didn't- You wanted to be alone, you wanted to isolate. I did not want to share my clams. I didn't want anybody to fucking go give me a clam. Oh, you were worried that everybody else wouldn't get clams and then it would just be eating

at your clams? No, I was worried that if I got a clam, first of all, we already ate. Okay. And- That's important. We already ate. I clam first of all we already ate okay, and that's important We are story. I forgot that part. We already ate yeah, and you shouldn't be doing if I know I was not supposed to go get a clam plate with fries by myself But I did I went back and I and I did it now I'm you know what now that I'm more in shape. I'm glad I did it got some clams

I still remember those clams. Yeah. And they were fucking good. Were they? God. At Dollywood. Love them, yes. Landlocked place.

Landlocked place, but fried clams you can't. Fried clams, okay. There's a fry guy. Now we're changing. I was not just eating clams. I thought you were eating clams. I did eat clams this week and I got steamers. Okay.

Which I forgot how to eat. You have to take the little foreskin off the ding ding and then dip it in the water and then dip it in the butter. No, you don't. Yeah, you do. You hold that little nipple at the end. No, you take the clam out and then you gotta peel the little foreskin off the clam.

Oh, I don't, I just eat it. You can't. Why? You can't, because that's where all the salt and shit is. The sand, I mean, you take the sand sand off Okay, so you gotta peel that off It's like a foreskin off the lamb and then you dip it so you dip it peel it dip it Hit the water and then dip the butter and then stick it in your fat face So good, I love clams

Of all kinds of clams. Yeah, I'll lick a clam. I'm more of a flounder guy lap flounder what? I'll lick a clam. I'm more of a flounder guy lap flounder what? Sorry, I had to move my mic for a go over and high-five Bobby Lap flounder hamburgers that now the hamburgers at PNC is way better than the MSG. Yeah, okay, uh Yes, they care a little more it's better but the MSG one is fucking pretty good. MSG one is good, but I do, both times the next day, I shit out a cinder block. Really? Yeah, like it came out like, phew.

Yeah, it's thick. It's a heavy one. It thickens up your insides. Yeah, so, and it's salty. I mean, you take your socks off and your socks are still on. Can I give some concert review? Yeah, please. Well you who you with first of all First of all, I should send some of these videos to Christine to put up nice because there's a cup

There's one I got the mosh pit going fucking crazy a pantera. Yes, you did. Yeah Yes, Jacob your thoughts Jacob honey, we were taking kind of a we were taking kind of a Pole we're guessing what you got Christine Jacob, honey. We were taking kind of a we were taking kind of a poll. We're guessing what you got, Christine. For her birthday. Yeah. What did Jay get? Yeah. Well, Rolex. We get. Yeah. The concerts, really?

That we had like we're set up. I wish that you had been able to come to Toto because we got like last minute Yeah set up in one of their little sweet areas and it was so cool. I saw it was awesome I just I never I never done that didn't men at work Come out and sing with them the guy from men at work. Am I crazy Toto? Yeah, just at the end Yeah, the end for Africa and Christopher cross. Yeah, he came out. Yeah, they came out saying yeah Yeah Yeah, just at the end. Yeah the end for Africa and Christopher cross. Yeah, you know, yeah, they came out saying yeah Yeah, so it was really nice and then Pantera was great one with Lewis and his sister and we all love Pantera We're in the pit at Jones Beach Jones Beach is one of the best venues. I've ever been to right on the water

Yeah, that is Jones Bees is fun. Yeah, just beautiful outdoor amp. It's just gorgeous. Yeah playing doing comedy. That's fun, too I saw oddball there and I mean, it's just really, there's a venue like that in San Diego too. I did the virus tour there. We did Jones Beats, which was fun. Is Jacobs in Florida, right? Yeah. He says.

Yeah. I mean, that's where he says he's at. I don't know for sure. I party. Okay. Do you know for sure? I don't know for sure. Yeah party okay. Do you know for sure? I don't know for sure um Yeah, so you did you get any presents though like a gift or is that you gift?

I said he just cut me a brand new car Yeah, I got a brand new Jeep House like a pool like I'm pretty uh I'm pretty yeah, I What I asked for? Jacuzzi? Well, funny enough, I say in the videos, Christina, they're coming through. Funny enough, I was, look, she, yesterday I thought she was like, hard-handed me,

like forcing the card on me to show me this bracelet she liked. What was she doing? She goes like, look at this bracelet, isn't this great? And like two times to me. And then when people came over, when people were around, she did like again, like a, oh my God, look at it. And like passing it in front of me to show people,

like, oh my God, look at this thing. And I was like, oh, it's the same thing. I'm like, that's what she wants. And then later on when she pointed it out again, I go, well, you want this thing, but what is it so I can get it? And she was like, no, no, no, I wasn't like that. I go, you were forcing,

I'm being playful still about it though. I'm like, you were forcing it pretty hard on my thing. So then, after that, I spend the next hour aggressively trying to find this thing to get it. And then I eventually said to her, I was like, hey, look, I'm actually, you might have to tell me where that thing is because I cannot find it.

She goes, oh, I bought it for myself. So it's gone. I'm on too much tea to even deal with that. Yeah, you wanna break a fucking hole in the wall? I wanna smash, I wanna grab this microphone. home? Oh smash. I'm gonna grab this mic Let's fucking nuts That you I can't yell at your girl that your girl you gotta take care of it. Give her talking to all right listen What the fuck?

Listen You can't First of all stop playing with your lips so cute and looking at me like I've hit you before This is freaking me out She's got scared like I fucking let me hit Christine every once in a while Christine You cannot Show your man

something that you love on your birthday and Pass it around in front of other people saying, how great is this, and then go buy it for yourself. Okay, there's not a world where I thought Jay was gonna go on Poshmark and buy that bracelet. I mean, look. I was really showing I wanted a pendant.

I went on Poshmark. You did? I didn't know. I didn't know he was looking for it. And I told you when you said it, I go... It's an app. It's a website, but... For geese....t I go As a website, but for gay tasty to a gap Takes you a gap takes you an app

Takes you to a gap app. It's for the geese. No, I'm kidding. Maybe no, I'm on it Hey, I don't know what it is scandal for but it had a bunch of bracelets Except that one because Christine has removed it from the items available list. So you bought it. Mm-hmm Because Christine has removed it from the items available list so you bought it mm-hmm You have you can't do that that is nuts the fact that he you you presented it, then you showed it again She's emotionally 280 years old give her a break dude. Yeah She is very old she needs a one of those I got you Christine one of those she needs a magnifying glass to read Her dog aging her brains aging dog, that's crazy though if don't ever do that to me I'd be bullshit would you walk forever?

Came close this morning. Yeah. Yeah. Why and it wasn't even over something like this smaller No, because was it she used the end of the toothpaste and change it Well,, when you go on the road, when I go on the road with the family, you know, and I'm the show trip where it's a vacation, but I have to do shows. What a nightmare. It is. It's tough, but I do it because, you know, whatever. You got to do it. That's what you do.

Pure obligation. I do this, and you pack, make sure the hotel's all right, whatever forms need to be filled out. I mean, you know, a lot of marriage for me. Then you shut out the rest of the year. Right. Yeah. And so we were leaving, she forgot the check. I go, you got everything?

She's like, she got the check in the hotel room. Which bothers me, I hate that. I was like, you know what? To me, it's like, I just worked, I worked to make this money, and no one gives a fuck about it. And now I gotta cancel the check and get a whole new, someone might've cashed the check.

I gotta think, I don't wanna think about the show. After I put the mic down, I'm done, and I get the check. I'm done, I check out. I wanna go fuck and live life again. Now I gotta- Listen, in fairness to Dawn, she thought there was a 80, 90% chance that you guys were gonna be living up in Portland, Maine.

If you had a nonstop sellout, you were gonna Billy Joel MSG it. She was looking at Airbnbs for the month, which is true. But she forgot to check, I got bullshit. And then, yesterday when I was driving home, I forgot all my bags, my computer, my bag with the, my little side bag with all my serious scan, my card and all that, all my stuff.

And I was like, it's like, I know it's my responsibility, I know, but it's your responsibility to help me. I drove back from Maine, I did four shows, I gotta pack, I gotta repack, I'm gonna take the kid fishing, then I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna drive five, gotta pack, I gotta repack, I'm gonna take the kid fishing, then I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna drive five, four hours, four and a half hours back to New York to work, you're gonna stay here.

Is this one of those situations that really only the back of your hand could solve? Yeah, or face to the glass, maybe. Maybe this is a face to the glass situation. But it might be face to the glass, or it might be back of the hand, because face to the glass is a lighter offense. I mean, there's a certain point where the back of the hand

is maybe needed. Yeah. It may be face to the glass. I don't know. If the lesson really has to stick. Face to the glass will buy you a couple weeks of a turned around attitude. Yeah.

But you put five across their chops, and then that'll change the tune for a little bit. Yeah, right across the chops, and maybe the head hits something on the other side, like bounces off or something. I give Christine one of the chops at 32. She didn't open her mouth again until 37 years old. That's fantastic. Five straight years.

Yeah, so three years ago, you whacked her in the head again. Yeah, I gotta give her a doink. A doink there. The good old days when you can hit the dingbat. Yeah, until she stops writing lyrics. Until she stops texting lyrics. I gotta ding her in the head. Bing, doink.

Yeah, we had a fight this morning. I was just like, I'm not blaming her, but it's like help me. I'm leaving. All you have to do is do you have everything? Did you get your thing? Do you have your backpack? Help me.

They stayed up there. They stay up there. I come down here. Yeah. Sunday nights. And then I drive back Wednesday nights. Yeah. Pound wiener.

A lot in between. I mean, as soon as I got in last night. Nice. And then fell asleep. That's why I didn't give you a cough. Do you go butt cheeks on the couch? No, I don't do a pound on the couch. We just got the West Elm couch. So I don't want to butt cheeks on the couch. I go right give you coffee. Do you go butt cheeks on the couch? No, I don't do a pound on the couch. We just got the West Elm couch.

So I don't want to butt cheeks on the couch. I go right into the bed. Butt cheeks on top of the comforter? I go pants off, socks off. Wow. Underwear. Treat yourself. Dude, I make love to myself.

Make love to myself. And then I... I couldn't tell you the last time I jerked off naked. No, dude, I get full naked. And it's weird too because there's a little crack. I can't, because of the AC in the window, I can't pull the blind all the way down. So there is a little crack.

So somebody over across the way, if they wanted to, could see a middle-aged gentleman taking care of himself. A little pound sesh? A little pound sesh. And it was nice too. Because I haven't masturbated all week. So your load was immense. Middle-aged gentleman taking care of himself. Little pound sesh? Little pound sesh. And it was nice too. I bet. Because I haven't masturbated all week.

So your load was immense. Well, load was immense, but the penis was, I mean, rock. Yeah? And yeah. Plus with those girls going, hey, let's hang out. I mean, that fantasy was in play. There was another girl in the crowd that had the fantasy in play. Damn, dude.

And then, yeah. Bobby, question about your load. Is it bigger now with the team? Yeah, I shot and hit, I hit here. I hit my, right underneath the crease in my arm, my forearm, right under the elbow. Not the arm you're using? The arm I'm using, and it shoots up it hit my right under the crease in my elbow Which which is pretty distance. That's pretty impressive. That's distance. I'm going I'm 54 dude. I think I think

I'm saying I mean that's my 53 or 54 Yeah, it's pretty damn good Yeah, and then this morning before I was actually leaving and I then I was like, I'm gonna go take care of business. And I went in, took care of business. TCB in a flash, dude. Yeah. Remember your agent had that tattooed on his leg? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think he still does. I know he does. TCB in a flash, man. Elvis, baby. Good God. Yeah, so the tea is definitely, and the other one I'm doing the peptides helping too. What peptide you taking?

Cera, Cera, Cera lomum, lomum. Oh. Cera lomum. Cera, Cera learner. I mean your nips big and your balls small. I hope so. That's what I want. That's the kind of fetish I want to stop my only fan. It's called uh. Puff nips. Puff nips small balls. I need that on us puffer nips can be ugly dare I say on a woman Sometimes they're nice, but I've seen it be bad a puffer nip. This is a real was like puffed Yeah, I don't um isn't that that's a young girl's tit right isn't that like a develop of it looks at the top of a cupcake

right, isn't that like an undeveloped? It looks like the top of a cupcake. Like volcano titties, right? Just where the areola for some reason looks like, like someone put like a fucking, like a donut on top of your front of your tit. It looks like a nipple that was about to get hard but never finished. Yes.

Like an undone tit. In between. Yeah, it's like having half a werewolf face and half a regular face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like having half a werewolf face and half a regular face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it is a weird boob. And it doesn't get hard. You can suck on it and it's still the same, right?

Christine, have we vamped enough for you to pull a puffer tit nipples? Sorry, I'm trying to get these videos. I'll send them, we'll do it on the break. We have a break in a minute. She was buying a new bracelet for herself. You need yourself a new bracelet? I'm so infuriated at that.

You know what you should do just to bust a ball, send her the money. I said I would do that. it how much is it Christine? Like originally or what I get it well originally what'd you get it for it's originally 1800 but for what? 24-carat pussy hell yeah You pay how much did you pay for the bracelet 400 really? How the fuck did you do that stolen Apple pay? Oh what no what how did you do?

No, I know how you got it posh mark. I got used I buy less if used no, okay It was somebody's anal beads So does so does Jay used Wow Yeah, your boy Josh is So does Jay. Just used. Wow. Yeah, your boy Josh is... Did he go to the show? Friday?

He went to both? No, not both. There you go. Thank you, Christine. There you go. They're weird, right? Yeah, they look like ice cream cones. Now some girls can pull them off. Where? That one, the third from the right, second row? Ay, ay, ay. No, no. Yep She's pulling it off though. I think make it bigger Christine. Oh my god. What are these called puffin nipples? Yeah, she's pulling it off

Yeah, but she's but is she a legal they look like They look like undeveloped girl. Like are we looking at? Okay, are we gonna get in trouble for this? No, it's legal somewhere Are you sure for sure? I don't know if these illegal titties There's Mexico. It's legal. Yeah Is it always do you know? Is it always Jake you have to stop you gotta stop bro. Here's Jacob, bro, bro, bro. See bro finish enough Thank you Man some of those are brutal

Yeah, yeah, I don't like these puffer grates. those are brutal. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like these puffer nipples. Those are all right. Those aren't even puffer nipples. Those aren't puffer, those, no. They're not puffer. So it looks, so it's gotta be like some type of thing though, right?

The areola is like off the tit. You know what it is? It's like the tit didn't bake enough. Yeah, it looks like your tit's wearing Lego hair. They took the tit out of the oven too early. That's right, didn't set. And the tit fell. Didn't set.

It's like souffle. The tit didn't, yeah. She was supposed to have way bigger tits than that. Go back to that, Christie. That's what it is, there's not enough tit to take up the space of the nips. Yeah. Puffy nipples, medically known as gynecom Comastia or puffy nipple syndrome are characterized by an enlargement or protrusion of the nipple areola complex

This can occur in both males and females often linked to hormonal fluctuations excess breast tissue or the presence of fat deposits Christine please show me a guy with puffy nipples. That was all women I didn't even know guys could have this. A raised nip? A raised areola in your nip? That's crazy. You wanna get him? Let's do it and then go shirtless to like a concert. Oh my god.

Well these are mo- you keep putting in porn you piece of shit Christine. Yeah stop you slut. God somebody gets 40 she wants to look up dicks. Those are just regular. I mean I get why slittiest slut. God, somebody gets 40, she wants to look up dicks. Those are just regular. Those are fine. I mean, I get why if that was your one thing that you hate on your body, hating it.

I think I have those. But no big deal. Let me see. No, your nips are good, dude. Do I have good nips? Yeah, you do, a little tiny. I do have good nips too. We have similar nips, little tiny ball.

I like that little ball. I have a little nipple ball. Get these guys out of here, they should be shamed. Those are stupid the other ones. You know what I do like though. I like That's what I think Jacob snips would look like Jacob No, he doesn't he's insecure he thinks he does he does Jacob take your shirt I was ridiculed. I told you that Jay Jay. Yeah, but those are just people looking for something. Jacob, take your shirt off.

Your nipples are fantastic. Come on, let's see. It's crazy what you're saying. Jacob, real quick. You're home. You're not in the office. No. Come on.

I'm not gonna do that. Jacob, stop this craziness right now. Come on, Jacob, for us. Crank your own nip. Purple nipple yourself for Christine's birthday. They were way worse when I was a kid. I'll say that when I was a teenager. I wouldn't take my shirt off.

It's Christine's birthday, dude, you can't fucking wag nip for her? Yeah, dude, do it for Christine. Show your upper chest. Wow. She's not into me. She showed you her upper chest earlier today in that picture, remember? Christine, is that true?

Is he not your type? You're not into Jacob, Christine? Real nice. Way to hurt his feelings. You're not into Jacob? That's fucked up. That's fucking crazy. I don't like that at all.

I don't like it either, man. Just cause it's your birthday. I like when you asked her and she went. Ha ha ha. Oh. Ha ha ha. Man, Christine, I didn't know you had, I didn't know your leg was that long

to kick Jacob in the nuts all the way to Florida. Ha ha ha. Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of times where I would have fucked Jacob. Oh. Did you get that? Of course he did. Wow. Of course he did. There's plenty of times where I would have fucked Jacob. Awwww. Did you get that? Of course he did. Wow.

Of course he did. There's plenty of points in life, not after working with him for a decade. Jacob's now going to think about jerking off on the break. Let me find out if we catch Jacob jerking off on Zoom. Oh, hey guys, I was just listening to Christine say that on Loop. Is this a live ad, Reed, Lou? No, it is not. Oh.

We don't have ads? No, but don't take it personally. We got dropped by dick pills? Damn, that's the last bastion. We got dropped by dick pills. We got dropped by that fucking other. What was that other thing, Jacob? The other dick pills.

Debt relief. Oh, debt relief? Oh yeah, debt relief and dick pills hates us? How can we get dropped by debt relief? I think we're the only ones, that's a good question. I think we're the only ones Wednesdays that do have reads though, that's pretty cool. Nice.

Yeah, that's great. Suck on that everybody else. Suck on that Sam, two show Roberts. Suck our dicks, Sam owns the network. Yeah, suck our dicks. You had your own billboard in Times Square, fucking Roberts. Suck our dicks, Sam owns the network. Yeah, suck our dicks. You had your own billboard in Times Square, fucking Roberts. Suck it. We should take a break.

God damn it. We don't have a live read. Can we make one up? Can we just do one for our favorite show? Happy 40th birthday, Kristine. I'm going to have a cupcake. I'm going to do a live Kristine read. Yeah.

Yeah. It's my 40th birthday. Happy birthday to you posting a blowbang happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Christine happy birthday to you are you one are you two are you three are you four are you five are you six are you seven? Are you eight are you nine are you? 13 I Think me and Bobby were both giving Lou like the cue to like fade us out to the commercial

But yeah, you just didn't never heard the are you one are you I know but out into the commercial, but he just didn't. I never heard the RU1, RU2 thing. I know, but did you hear that? Yeah, we're just doing like the famous L. You give us the hand job, we give you all kinds of, all right, let's do it again. Yeah, no. RU5, RU6, RU7.