The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Happy Birthday... We Guess...

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

It's DJ Lou's Birthday and he gets a bunch of gifts and surprises from his friends and girlfriend, none of which he is grateful for!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

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That's your manchuria candidate launch point just through the phrase that I need to say to activate you Welcome back to the bonfire series XM faction talk 103. I'm Dan S Dan Soder. That's Pete J. Overson the birthday birthday Lou DJ birthday Lou Jacob slicing up donuts. Jacob got some sweets for Lou and Lou is Lou He can't who'd it he put it what's wrong? No, I didn't I just uh are you made you didn't get to work on June 10th? No, I I wouldn't a slave. I observed. I want to work. Can I come to work? I took a knee. I took a knee.

Jacob, what do you- You slight-you slicein' up some donuts? Yeah. You get a little sample plate? Jacob talked to me a little bit. What's calling these donuts? Jacob, come on. These donuts look like a expert.

What are you doing? You think if Nikki Dinky was in here, she wouldn't be upset that you're not explaining what you're doing? You think perhaps there's a-you make a little tasting plate? I love Nikki Dinky was in here she wouldn't be upset that you're not explaining what you're doing You think perhaps there's a you make a little tasting plate. I love Nikki. I like that Do you G.H. Right by right by the studios right on a 40 what is it on 50th or in 49? They have a 360 interesting consistency. Did you love it Christine? Yeah, I really like this place I've had them before there's a location downtown Of course you can ask a question. Yeah, of course you can ask Can I give you these hands can I ask you a question? Do they have jelly-filled donuts? I'm not sure

Check it. Do they have jelly-filled donuts Christine call them is the number on the back of your punch card My favorite place is donut pub anyway, don't a fucking rules Bobby took out there I'm there have been there you guys are both trash. And donut planet? I don't know, donut planet. Donuts are for birthdays, only pieces of garbage. Look for people that care about self-care. Yeah, Jacob, get in there.

So are these, are these cronuts? Um, do you remember that? Remember when everyone lost their shit? Dude, when we got a crispy cream and Aurora, you would think the fucking pope was in town. I can't believe people juggling lines for all that dumb shit. Dude, we got a crispy cream in Aurora. You would think the fucking Pope was in town. I can't believe people driving lines for all that dumb shit. Chick-fil-A. They would like, wait, my senior year in high school is when we got a crispy cream.

And everyone was fucking shit and blood. A new dairy queen? Dairy queen? Alright, now hold on a sec. I got the end of second. It's Blizzard month. What's the Blizzard month? It's nine to wait in line for three hours for dairy queen. I got it wrong. So we got a, we got a, a,

Mertle State in Boston with Katie's parents. So we flew back to Boston and drove down. I was sick as fuck, but the only thing I wanted to do was take the rental car to Dairy Queen Sunday night. Before I returned it at Newark Airport to get blizzards and I was so I just felt sleep because of jet lag and I was sick. So I didn't get to I was so excited to get a Dairy Queen blizzard. Oh fuck whenever we have a rental car Katie and I was fat out and like let's go find a dairy queen. Just eat it the fucking car. What do you think? Little sample? Jacob, what are you doing? You're feeding everyone now. Jacob, remember you you doing? You're feeding everyone now. Jacob, are you yelling at all of us?

Remember how you fucking get mad at it? I'm not touching that, because I know the people hate when I eat, and I love to eat, and I don't love just take a little bites. Don't love me when my eyes drip and long. I really hate that I just did that, because my worst. Yeah, you did the thing that you hate the most that we do. Jacob, you're sloshed.

Well, we'll tweet it out at the Bonfire SXM. I will say overall, the trip to London was a bummer, but the shows were great. Bunch of campers. Why the Chelsea lose? Yeah. Try to think of one thing. You didn't know that.

It was a boxed by a black guy with threadlocks. They, the shows out of the six I got to do four, a bunch of campers were out there, got to have dinner with a camper, Langdon, that was fun in Chinatown, hanging out with some comics that were local, was the temperature all the way down. Why am I wearing a sleeveless shirt and I'm baking the deaf?

Does Jake could put it on Jacob thing? That's why I always make everybody eek because the food's going spoiled because I'm fucking sawing in here, you lunatic. Like, what was my screen fogging up? So human here. What's wrong with you? Why would you have to do one as birthday? I fixed it.

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, you put it on. Jacob,. You normally have to make it cooler. Well, stop warming your blood up and fucking Florida so much. No one knows how to react to your temperatures when you come back. Yeah, you came back with Florida blood. You're all over the place. You think it's cold always now. Like an old Florida Jew. It's so nice and warm down there. Yeah, just lay out a rock. Did you think it was warming your DJ, Lou? I like it now. Whatever you did, it's good. But before I did that, but as the birthday boy, I was starting to aspire. That'll be nice, dude. I'll just be cold, okay? It was cranked up. No, that wasn't me then. Black Lou's face says, what you talking about, Willis? I did not turn.

I never turn it all the way up because I'm not what you talking about Willis. I did not turn. I never turn it all the way up, because I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. I just don't like it all the way freezing, which you're okay with. I'm just sleep-ish. It was hot. You're okay with me freezing, I get it. I'm not okay with you being too hot.

You have so many layers on. You wearing bottom under armor. Because it's cold in here. You can't bundle up and make it hot I thought you had a studio blanket now you're black serious blanket You can't just you don't think it's cool to sit there swaddling a room full man Dude you know who else has a blanket? That my friend told me a story. My friend used to work with P Diddy. And she said that P Diddy had a comforter

wrapped around him in the middle of a meeting and he fell asleep. Really? You remember that room? Yeah. He got it off in a blanket. He was, when she worked at Diagio and he was like pitching something for Sriracha

for a new flavor. And he told one of those guys, he's like, I need a blanket. They brought a comforter in and they wrapped them up and he fell asleep. He was so cozy, was he? Yeah, play, play, play. Oh, dreams can't stop.

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I can get a pouch, and you can be my Joey. I bought foot warmers and hand warmers for the, that I have upstairs. You do know that's a real over in June? That's crazy to have those. Pride month nonetheless? There's times in the studio I've gotten such a bad headache from how cold you like it. What?

What? You've all of the... Damn dude, your aunt Arda came. But you realize that that's crazy on your end. That much of a reaction to it. I'm the only one that's saying something. Lou is just as cold as I am. Which Lou?

Him mostly, but Lou. Him, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Because both of you leave. One of those people. Wow, dude. Wow. That one was really good. Oh, wow, Jacob.

When the you guys leave at the end of the show, the first thing is fucking freezing man. A fucking freezing in here. Damn, did you got a mind? You got you got you got Jacob like Nicholson and the shining. Time and everybody out. Now just at the end. So when I leave everyone's pissed that I keep it cool. Sorry I care about the equipment and the quality of a show. I don't mind wearing a thermal in 95 degree weather just to come to work. It doesn't bother me at all. It doesn't even bother me. So I'm not sure what Jacob's talking about. It felt like sarcasm. I didn't like that at all.

No, did they love wearing their winter wear in June? It finally comes out. I always have to have a sweater in New York in the summer because it's always freezing whenever you go inside. And you know, yeah, got the mreddit is because our recognition is fucking proper over here. Thank you Dan. What's happening in this room? I like it you just need to bring a sweater. You don't like shit Christine last night by the way cranked our air down the 60 degrees. I keep it at 67 degrees. What the fuck are you freezing meat? 67 and it just like you guys are really overreacting to 60s degree weather 70 is crazy

I don't think I'm even big enough for you think it's crazy cold 70 pretty chilly 70 That's just gonna wear something though. What the hell's being said my dad kisses like 74 That's what I'm talking for 72 is okay 68 and I thought they're in law and Florida is keeping it like 81 That's with you that's nuts my parent to keep it too fucking hot. What do they keep it? 115 76 what's too hot for you? You know 76 that's too hot for you Yeah, Jake is a particular animal What is your degree? What are your degrees of comfort? We should just keep a thermometer on you now that Dan's turning on you

Also, you're getting all up My turn. I was asking how cool it keeps in this studio. I'll do this. I'll do your jacket. He blocks you for saying 70. You understand you're the only one that likes it this cold. No. 70's. 70's perfect though. My feets he's got a little gold. It's not. It was not just 70 in here now. It was warm. Oh, I don't even know. I was fine. Whatever it was. Maybe I'm gonna get a nervous sexual tension for me and DJ Lou. The birthday I thought this was gonna be the big day. Oh you guys are gonna be like, I'm gonna unlock you.

You're gonna be more sensible though, no you haven't opened your present yet. Oh god I got you. I'm gonna do it later. I got you a little rabbit that I can control. Hey Lou open your prize. Hey open your prize. It's a remote control dildo. Hey open your prize. I can That's vibrating on the way I can control from my place. I'm gonna make you shoot goo all over your studios You're gonna get a little prize you gonna give me a little hanky panky later damn Damn, I don't think so Jacob Did you Did you give Lewis shorts? No, yeah.

Give him that birthday gift, dude. Give him that birthday gift. That's not for the birthday gift, that's not for you. Yeah, we're all more than halfway through the show. Yeah. Plus, if you can give anybody more clothes, apparently I'm freezing everybody out. Right here. I'm with you.

Meanwhile, Dan leaves the country. That's where his voice goes. Not because of the chili studio I put him into I like a chili. Chey. Yeah, excuse me on ice. You don't mean that I do get so warm in here so quickly. Yeah Mr. Haskiss are now that we're on the air. Wait Wait, do we want to announce what our gift is opening? Do you guys completely? I don't know what it is just yet I want to see it. We'll describe it when he opens it up. I Didn't realize everybody as soon as I leave just shit talks me in my love of air conditioning. I love your concern

I'm I'm I'm what if I said I respect black people's accomplishments coming up with air conditioning What if I said I'm sorry a white man didn't fucking make it is Brendan from bgf designs taking care got loose and booty shorts. Hell yeah dude. Oh. Sick boy. Oh boy. Oh man, what are you getting? You got juicy booty in there.

Tell your mic concert, but I can hear your shorts. Yeah, I don't like them. What? You don't say they've had a gift dude? Plus, I mean, they don't have to fit, so. Are you ripping off, are you ripping off Brendan Shaw with that name? No, I'll just spell different. Yeah. Black ripping off are you ripping off Brendan Shaw with that name? Now just felt different.

Yeah. Black Luke and cover you. We were trying on the after really quick. You're ripping off Tom Segura. You're making them for an actual thick boy. You need them to be bigger to fit a larger. No, no, no, there's supposed to be skin tight. Yeah.

Yeah. And also we all want to see that scene where you put your butt into the jeans where you pull them up open. I want to see that so where you put your butt into the jeans where you pull them up open It's just I want to see that so bad I got a change in on what we want to see you wrap that peach, dude You'll put your bodyshorts on Jacob go call Bruce and big Chris and go fuck them in the assholes They know you I don't ask our channel He's gonna have to start the thing by saying like you remember Lou the one that got away You know the world with the apple bottom jeans

Oh, I remember Chris he's talking about the Badonka Donk from the couple months back You remember remember Boulder booty I'll play this grease tunes Remember the guy that his his music section was gair than the two of us on Fire Island? And we were like putting some daudtry and he was like, Mom, musical theater. Yeah, because you never, you haven't came until you've came to the wall. I wish you had a Broadway production. Well, you gotta get those on now.

I'm not even in private, I don't know. Look him over your jeans then. Put him over your... Speaking of those two gay fellows who will cost me I ran it to one of them. I ran it to the little one. Oh you ran into him. Is that where the rest stop? I tap my foot three times in a Burger King bathroom and I recognize that Wang anywhere Turns out a genie appeared that was Hello, hello, Elaine

Do you want to hear about it yeah So I ran into him at the bar and this was like towards the other night so I was kind of busted up So he's like I got him on the ropes and yeah you're a cash net rain check Turns out the sun shines under dogs as twice a day. I said you look really familiar because I didn't play I didn't recognize him really he goes it's Bruce and I go oh Yeah, and then he gave me a face like I should know who he was he went yeah, so I guess you go back and watch a lot of guys Wack off God we have some kind of history that I should remember he went it's Bruce you did the thing a lot of guys whack off. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay.

Oh god. Like, we have some kind of history that I should remember. He went, it's Bruce, you did the thing. Remember, you watched me whack off to completion, and then left, and then told everybody that you left before I finished. It made me make you a come-on-let. It's me, dude. It's Bruce.

Come on, let it flip to it flipped it remember you'll go on your back Come on Bruce, it's fucking good dude. It's the drink rotted your brain. We're gonna teach other out. Oh my god. Remember this? I'm never done this Remember I told you would hurt less if he shaved back there. Yeah, you don't remember this. Oh my god I said it's just a snag don't worry remember I know you don't remember me. I my god. I said it's just a snag, don't worry. Remember? I know. You don't remember me. I'm Bruce. I remember you.

You're bi versatile. Uh, DJ Lou. Uh, I'm sorry. You saved me your phone as the popper king? So he walked off pissed. Uh, yeah. He was confused that I did remember him. I bet.

Dude, yeah. He's like, how many times does this guy get whacked off his phone? After a long night of looming two gay guys. Honey. How are you alive the way you get lured? I'll never forget that night and I wasn't there. Oh Jacob you microphone just broke down. What a shame on my birthday. Oh Like I tell my girlfriend I'm not game other fuckers You shouldn't have to say that a lot to your girlfriends I was that not a girl. You should have had to say enough times to have to yell it

at other people. I want that drop so bad. I'm not gay! As I say to my girlfriend all the time. I am not a gay man! As I say every night half hour after I get home from quote unquote work. I'm not gay!

When 50 to 75 minutes of my schedule are inevitably blotted out. You think doing a casserole ingredients by themselves, baby? I gotta get that from Scorratch. Just easily tricked. I don't wanna hear anymore about it. No, we not, dude. We've seen you guys ready to shut up and fuck. From Bonnie and me.

Stop talking. Get the fucking. Carla thought that J was gay. Yeah, for Dave specifically. What? She looked it up. What? Yeah, when I... I... Fucking Carla thought that Jay was gay. Yeah for Dave specifically She looked it up. What yeah, when I I she thought Dave was just like your slam piece. I like I don't even know what it was but like just like her computer came on yeah And the thing that was on it like up on the screen was a what to do if your husband's gay

And she was I guess I can see by the way as I was reading the checklist, I'm like, she has a great argument. Spend time with a man more than you has moved a man into your house where he spends time with them, sleeping downstairs with that man instead of your wife. He goes, oh my God, there was so funny to think that a several, it doesn't read well on paper.

There are, it's funny to think that there's several days where Carlos just walk around being like, he's gay. Alright, well... I guess him and Dave are going down to the Bujua to pound fuck each other. Oh, I guess we'll just cope here in Isabella and we'll find a way to... Nah, if Dave's dick went on my butt date I heard. They'd heard and always automatically, yeah.

That opened me up like fucking blade vampire mouths. Oh. Tighten up tight. Tighten up tight. Tighten up tight. Tighten up tight. That opened me up like fucking blade vampire mouths Tighten up tighten up That's so great See right into him and then he was weird and then walked away you you were already hammered Yeah, did you think you owed him one maybe? It didn't occur to me who Bruce was until I walked away from him and then I go, oh man, I dodged another bullet.

No, you didn't. I said, I did. No, they're mad at you. Now they're gonna roof you and really take your ass. You're gonna wake up and you're gonna cut it down this the easy way. And you know, it was gonna turn you in. Will.

Damn. He's like, you should've called me on my birthday. Should've wished me a happy birthday. Should have wished me a happy birthday. Should wish me a happy birthday. Now you're getting rammed out by Chris and Bruce. I just like the grease musical, that's it. That's the only one, but you love it. You love it too, and I'm not gay and you're not gay.

I do love it, but when we said we were gonna do Halloween together, you said you were Sandy. You called it like I was gonna call it first. I'm Sandy. I go okay You could be here. I already got the full leather outfit. I'm bad sandy You're definitely gonna be bad sandy None of that fucking week middle the movie bullshit. We never had this conversation. You're being a big shot. What?

Kim what's a big shot about that? You're being a big shot Thank you. Thank you Is that the sandy outfit you could buy that You look up Extra-large men's dirty sandy outfits Bad sandy Christine for man, please Bad sandy for a man. Yeah.

If they don't make it just you know, Amazon, you're fucking getting canceled. Do you know I love that it actually- You're being exclusionary. I actually love that it's called the bad Sandy. Yeah. Bitches bad. A bad Sandy. That's what I call jerking off on a beach.

Getting a bad Sandy. I call it a castlic. It's a plus size. Thank you. Oh, Lou. All day long, dude. Yeah, dude. Be fucking large.

Be large, Sandy. And I'll be Zuko. Yeah, dude. You can get that. Look, we can get that dunk into that leather. All right, Lou. If you'll sing the song with me, I'll get the plus size Sandy costume.

I'm not gonna be happy, but the footage will be worth it. I will do that. Can I say something? Go to the 5x. Perfect. Get me that one. I will. I'm a gonna be happy, but the footage will be worth it. I will do that. Can't say something because of two five X perfect Get me that one. I will I'm a 2x man Five definitely a 5x woman

I wouldn't fuck me if I was a chick Let's see how I look in this bad sandy outfit. Louis if you agree to sing the entire song with me as Danny Zuko I'll dress up like sandy and I'll go tell me about it stud. We're gonna have to get you a good wig for your Travolta hair. You better shape up be the be the man. Sure I can have to cut some weight but yes. No no neither. It's a cutting weight. We're going just how we are right now. You guys are game ready. The real Sandy had to be sewn into those pants. Christine, can you look up plus size Danny Zuko costumes now? Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Man, the inside of leather stretch pants that you would put me in would not smell good. That's coming out sticky. How much else sweat in leather pants? Oh, Danny Zuko Jock uniform? Oh, you have to wear that one, that's right right look you got to take that one and take it off Yeah, you have the black shirt under it. You don't need a leather jacket. We don't have to go crazy with this I just want you in a super tight black shirt and tight pants like me, but a boy version

Okay, and Christine can be pregnant Rizzo not pregnant Rizzo. She's pregnant right you could be whore Rizzo who thought she was pregnant This way when people ask why are you drinking you go bun in the oven People who saw I can't believe that chick did the podcast with the pregnant belly That was yeah, sorry that wasn't today. That's on Thursday's episode. Yeah, you can't believe porn happens with I mean that's the that was the no I know it does I've seen that was the I'm telling you that was the best case scenario of Pregnancy porn she was only fucking her boyfriend. I guess the father of the kid and a girl It's not as crazy. There's some do where it's like 20 person gang bang on a pregnant chick I don't think any of those guys are the father

I don't think that even one of them is, which does make it more tall. It does. Apparently though that's a good way to get pregnant is to just like have a gang bang and then let the sperm fight it out. Jesus. And then the best sperm wins. Do you check up space? Sex it on. What? That's my bibliography for that information They're just like hey just fucking get cream pieed by the whole block You want to get pregnant have a gang bang like you're clearly so scientifically apparently that's the best way to get Yeah, 40 loads of night 40 little half of it actually if it doesn't you weren't meant to have kids

Yeah, dude, so you'll get pregnant from raw dog cream pie gangbangs Your oven's broken. Yeah, then you guys to go. Oh, I forgot for the last year. I've been wearing an IUD Did you try to get 40 person gangbangs all year? Yeah, yeah, now. Yeah You can't get gangbang by 40 guys and I Christine Then we're gonna have to need you to tighten up tighten up tighten up tight You think I call it an option today somewhere crawly prolly England Dan you didn't tell us a whole ton

I'm never traveling to a white country again. I'm done going to white countries. Canada, UK, they both got me. Yeah, they really do. No, Canada, you know, Canada I got COVID on the last fucking day, or maybe, I don't know, I probably got it in Austin and then did a lot until three years ago when you went to Wuhan that you should just stay in the country and do a fucking eat that bad dude.

You're like, no dude, I'm on the wet market circuit out there. Sorry dude, I'm crushing, I do these do these fish eye jokes that fucking murdered her. Sorry dude, my bat suit piece though. But I went to England and I got there, flew there overnight and then the hotel wasn't ready. And then you know, like you call him and you're like, all right, I didn't really sleep on the plane. And so then I went and saw Jurassic Park.

We covered that on Thursday. Sure. That's shit show. We briefly touch Park. We covered that on Thursday. Sure. That's shit, Joe. We briefly touch it. We'll talk about Morris. People see it. Spoiler alert. It wasn't great.

It wasn't great. But then got to, you know, Sunday hung out, my allergies went fucking nuts over there. Apparently their hair, their hay fever in London, is like one of the worst it's been in a long time. Oh, also they're scurvy in other old-time English old-time English. I also got caught with sea monsters tickled. Yeah. I got bit by fucking Nessie. Yeah.

But when I got there, I was sick at a head cold. I got fog poisoning. Jack the Ripper got me. I landed, I was sick as fuck last Thursday. After we did the last bonfire, I woke up on Thursday and had a head cold. It was like worried, it was COVID, checked it wasn't. And I was like, all right, I just have a head cold

and it's bad. And then it got pretty bad. And I went to England and I was like, all right, well, take nightquill and dayquill. I'll do the usual. And thought I was fighting out of it. Did Sunday woke up with Bad Alleges Monday, but then went and did the show.

Show was great. You know, it was like a small little comedy club. People were there. Damien Lewis came out. It was like fun to see him. I haven't seen him since he stopped being on Billions. And so just hung out. Spoiler alert. You don't see them. All right. Well, fucking catch up, catch up. Tighten up, tighten up, tighten up. World Cup Tuesday, my shit was gone. My voice was gone and tried all day to like, I went, walked around. You know when it's like you're sick and you feel like shit and you're walking around it's hot. It was like hot in London. Do me and you are so with each other, I think particularly, to pretty

gabbing bitches on the phone because we just can't even, I called Dan just to check on him. And it was the day after you went back You had to cancel another one. Yeah, I canceled Tuesday and Thursday Right, so Thursday So I was doing a lot of opposed to the Thursday and Thursday I called you were like I think I was telling you about the airplane getting canceled everything and you were like You're like right away. He was like dude. I really can't talk. Yeah, it's just It's best and I can't talk at all like 20 minutes later. We're like

Dance to like is I'll be funny. Have you said I can't stop doing it. I was like holding my neck. He first said he goes I can't talk and I went of course I'll like do totally and then one more thing was said and then we're just talking shit about all the new Netflix Specials. Yeah, I didn't believe they fucking peep wraps What the fuck is that? And then I'm like, oh yeah, I can't. It hurt so fucking bad. Wednesday's show was fun, but it sucked because my voice, I was basically like trying to talk the whole time.

Just be like, you guys ever know what dates, but the crowds were awesome. Ton of bonfire fans from across the pond, some Americans. You're nice. But I had a really good time besides being extremely fucking sick in having to miss Tuesday and Thursday. And the horrible food. The food, you know what, by the end of it?

I love the full English. Yeah. I was bummed I was supposed to do Adam Rose podcast and couldn't make it to Liverpool. Adam Rose. It's from Liverpool, British comedian. You might have met him when he came over. Oh, okay, so it's not like

I'm combining to Right, I'm think of Mike Rowe dirty job. Oh, no, no Adam. What's his face? He's a comic from the first man versus food. He's super funny comic from the UK. Yeah, and They have a podcast called have a word which when you if you go over there, you should do it their shame was on it They're a fun podcast. I was looking forward to it, and I fucking woke up on Thursday. Wednesday, I was like, oh cool, I can talk again. It's only gonna get better. I got steroids, you know? They're like, I wouldn't solve the doctor on Tuesday,

gave me steroids. Juicing up. Juicing, I was just fucking loud, I'll say to them. You're shozing a little bit. And Wednesday, I was like, oh cool, I did the show, but I was like, Thursday will be better. I'll wake up and it'll be fine. And I woke up to take a piss on Thursday morning at like six in the morning, and I was like, oh, cool, I did the show, but I was like, Thursday will be better. I'll wake up and it'll be fine. And I woke up to take a piss on Thursday morning

at like six in the morning and I was like, I love it. I think that's all I could make. I was like, oh, fuck. Damn, man. Thursday, you called me late evening. It was like about like nine o'clock when I talked to you. And that's when I was like, hey, that, and then I just steamed

and watched the whole season of the offer, which I told you I didn't like the, that, and then I just steamed and watched the whole season of the offer Which I told you I didn't like the first episode, but then I loved it. I loved it. Robert Evans. I'm doing Barry now Do Barry, but also check it out because I the Robert Evans. Did you start watching it? booby, baby get into it. Baby booby. Come on. Baby booby. Remember Kinnatorius and all that? He's like a character and then the guy that doesn't does the voice. Yeah That's fucking great. Yeah, so it's funny. You don't have any like Adventure stories of the trip because you were sick so much of it. Yeah, that's what it was shows good shows

The show I did four shows all the shows were great. It was great But I really I hung out with a couple comics, you know Dave and and Lee and which is like I couldn't smoke weed because my throat was shut down so I started eating their edibles I'll tell you right now British edibles ain't shit British edibles ain't shit and they're air conditioning shit because they don't flavor things They don't put weed in their edibles. Oh, I missed But I he like I got hooked up through Dave like his buddy was like all bringing like a hundred and fifty milligrams of chocolates. What does that even mean? But I know the hundred and fifty milligrams. So I was like, like, that might be the world's

largest Hershey's kiss or a fucking spec. I don't know stupid metric. What does it mean? But the weed, you know the weed does it your hundred and fifty milligrams. I don't. Yeah, you do. So I ate half of it thinking I was gonna get fucked up and I was fine. And I was like ounces of weed was like, I don't know. I was sick and then I couldn't get high off the edibles and then I was just like, this fucking sucks. How many miles of weed was it? You give it to me and miles of weed. I'm gonna give you full kilometers of THC. But then I came back, I flew back to Boston, drove home with Katie and

Myrtle and then woke up yesterday, fucking crazy sick. Like, yellow snot, I'm on antibiotics, but it was like, dude, I don't know why I was sick for fucking 12 days, but no more white countries. I'm only doing Southern Hemisphere. Yeah, or Asia. Central Africa. Yeah, get ready to do.

You're gonna see my, I'm not even going to South Africa. No, no, no, it's too white. Yeah, yeah, I'll do South America, I'll do Central America. Dan's doing the Congo for X-pats. Yeah, come on out, drink some coconut juice and watch me fucking rip. Some jewellies.

Yeah, but it was overall man, I liked going to London and it was cool seeing how many bonfire fans were there and I'm excited. I'll go back next year and do actual shows where I can talk because that sucked. You heard that Fiori? You heard that Andy Fiori next year you'll get to do the same two days again. Nice. I'll give you two. I'll give you two more two more days Let's take a break and eat something. I was gonna say let's take a break and when we come back We watch Amy baby Amy baby. Yes. How shout out to the camper that sent it to us.

Yes, new song. New song, dude. New song, go on. Video premiere. Right here live on the bonfire. Sorry, I'm so unhealthy. Right here on the bonfire. I'll see if I say it.

It happens. Right here on the bonfire. He's like just thinking about Will and Michelle. I hope he's still. He's like just thinking about Will and Michelle. I hope he's still talking about you. He's like just thinking about Will and Michelle. I hope he's still talking about you. He's like just thinking about Will and Michelle. I hope he's still talking about you. He's like just thinking about Will and Michelle. I hope he's's about your girlfriend and brother. Yeah, it's got me thrown. Run my backpack.

Whoa! And now back to the bonfire with Big J. Ocarus in and Dan Soder. It's a girl in the UK. If you guys are wondering, J and Lou nailed it framed by frame. They did the song. Come on, Lou. Come on. Oh, you stayed out. it framed by frame they did the song come on Lou come on whoa summer sun something's begun oh the summer now come on Lou do I look drunk I can't do this soba can you do the full movie

drunk like if you're drunk you know every song if if you were a hammer So I look drunk I can't do this sober. Can you do the full movie drunk? Like if you're drunk, you know every song if if you were a hammer. Well, shut up. Create a face What if you were a hammer? Do you think we could take you to like one of those musical theater bars near time square and your Broadway and they played the piano? You would go nuts. Hicky from Karnookie's like, oh my god Yeah, I wouldn't even have to be that drunk. Don't like karaoke, not one of those piano bars. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Those piano bars where you see a nice bruise

and little Larry. Can you dig it? I knew that you could. Yeah. Obviously, the other deal. Drunk lips. Getting sad. Yeah.

I think the sleeper chick and this one was crunchy Straight people like Reese your face or yeah sure, dude. Who's your favorite girl? Sandy that was your gal. Oh, yeah, I had a crush on said sure like dining man off. She was a pig She was the one who got all dressed up squeeze her titties up and then fuck the guy Didn't look but they didn't make a thing about that at all. The American TV show came to a high school and started making out with one of the fucking girls. Hey, guy grabbed a chick. Crazy.

Right, that's crazy. That was the one I like. Thank you, guys, and friends and all that's it. And now a few guys are gonna be- I don't know if she became the bitchie, the bitchie older boring sister on empty nest. Paws her! She banged this guy, rusted piece.

Don't worry about where the camera is. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Guys, guys, who did it all around us down? Oh She bang this guy rest in peace Who oh, yeah guys gas dude is all around us damn Vince Fontaine Vince Fontaine right did she bang him He was definitely making out with her. He was he was grabbing a tit and everything and they were playing high school students Damn dude seniors though. I guess it's all good in the hood, huh? You think Bowser dunked his dude on something? I don't know Bob a to Bob a hang of dang dang a hang of dang dang too much teeth Also the nerd girl I thought was surprisingly hot Yeah, they really made her like this dumb fucking like beat it nerd bitch like he easily one of the hottest girls in the movie Well then the lady that danced with the bad guy

was just like a woman. She was just like a woman that run in the middle right there. Is that a lady? Yeah, Spanish lady. Oh yeah, she was just a fellow. Let's go talk. She had three kids already.

Yeah, the best dancer it's Saint Bernardettes. Where's the reputation? And she's like, whoa. Why don't you shut your mouth, create a fight? Why is it so weird like that? Christine, keep on the crater face line. It's the weirdest, like, ax mouth, create a face? Why he says it's so weird like that Christine keep on the crater face line Still weird as like Axen he has no something something create a face Dan, do you want to get Lou drunk and just watch him do all the songs? Oh my god

Josh I'm saying just like a Mary seam and I'm gonna fucking hand jive with him No, man, you'll get into it. Do me a new hand jive and we're born to hand jive. Yes, black Lou You're great odd-thru Hanjave. Yes, Black Lou? You're a great, odd, thrupled night. Yeah. Oh, grease night. Grease night, greasing alone. I tell you what, you gotta make that like three, you gotta make that three, four days into the week.

Yes. Because it's gotta bring everybody back together. Grease is, will bond everyone. Yes. That's the move. Jacob's warming up to it. It's not going to get any. He just says yes.

He's gotta be getting blasted on social media by people wanting this show, if you're not seeing it at all. But people are definitely asking for odds. Someone said I tell Jacob I'll pay him $50,000 to do it. Really? Well, I mean, I'd have to get that money too. Here's the problem. I'm not doing favorite nations here, Lou. Here's the problem with that. I can't have you be at at hey I can't have you be super stoked on the money thing because then you're going to go there it's not going to be unfold naturally. Need you to do it for the art. No, you know what I'm an artist. I'll nail it. I don't want you to act. No, I know. I know. I know what you'll be upset with lose decisions. It's going

to come very naturally. It will. It will. Yeah, she was definitely 50 in this movie, Cha Cha LaRue. At least 45. Well, should we get that music video? Yeah. We got sent a new music video from a bonfire artist that we love so much. Who tweeted to that us? Bring that up.

Juliana Rose. Juliana Rose tweeted to that us. New song from Amy Bee Bee Abby. Amy Bee Baby. Amy Beebabby. Oh, me Vita Loka. I like that. For the fans, dude, says it right up the top. Oh, so there's going to be nudity. Pretty sexy. What do you think the fans are? We'll see. I mean, we're about to find out. If the opening shot isn't her gaping asshole, then this is not for the fans. Maybe it might be a slow roll you think Dan you don't think it got their fans really wanted to start with fight

Oh my god three songs it took first to finally get to this girl's gaper. Yeah Don't play it. I bet there's no Oh, did she might be doing some only fanship? That might be what this means for the fans. Oh, she's grilling. What? She got a grill. What the fuck? The production value has... It's getting worse. Got gotten worse somehow she must have moved to a different apartment

What the fuck she lost her camera people don't want the fucker in the building look at this geez Yeah keep me going, let us party all night long And those cops are shaking Dude is that, was everybody fucking pussy's out? I guess they got a blur at her I guess her fucking... Lab was hanging out the side Puss These dancers by the way are not her friends

No this is something that you make at a local bar for the owner for his birthday Yeah really it's all the girls who work there? Yeah Yeah this is like a tilted, kill Christmas present. Yeah. Go back though, because I want to hear her fucking bust in her flow. The girls aren't her friends at all.

Wow. Wow. What a mean girl thing to say, Jay. No, I'm telling you. That's so mean girl of you. They're just hires, clearly, because they're not like, they're not engaging with her at all. They're just doing their own thing. Yeah, they're looking off camera. Is this fucking for real?

Is this for real? Is this for real? Is this for real? I'll say what's got significantly better choreography than a comeback king by Cory Feldman. Dare I say Amy of the Babies a better dancer than Cory Feldman? Damn! You heard it here first. dare i say any of the babies a better dancer than korea filthman damn you're ready here first is that was that old move from the first video

damn she's she's really starting to become like a mom or something easy naked Why she have a poll noodle in a bar Suck my farta go back that up do that up. I need that line. Ostalavista's where you need to remember that also She's not even Spanish. Well, well guess who is Lou God plate Yeah Suck me the pharta. Oh, you came in a weird time admittedly. Yeah, that wasn't a good time Oh, you think it's a crazy foreign girl wrapping about farting. We're watching your music video close it out I promise everybody in the house. Yeah Welcome welcome to the bonfire for the first time in the studio DJ lose lovely girl for you. Second time in the bonfire, she did the...

I was gone, the show. Oh, oh yeah, I mean in the studio. This is the first time in the studio. That's what I mean. Yeah, I said she did the live show. We're saying the same thing in arguing about it. I'm every lose birthday we get like this with each other.

God, can't tell. We're fighting for his love. Huge fan of Bennington. Huge fan of Jim and Sam. Listen every day. Welcome to the show. Lou's trying to make his birthday a hibernating. Doesn't want to talk about it or anything.

I know. He told me not to do anything. So I figured just a small sliver of cake would be okay. Is that okay with you Lou? Is that okay that she loves you and brought you treats for your birthday? I mean we just had cake. Will this be the first of your birthdays where you don't hit her? Strike her for bringing you sweets.

I didn't put her in the bag. You know I worry about my diabetes. Yeah, it's a crack. No, I get it all from my drinks. How did you get in the building? I organized this. It was called Operation Cupcake with Christine and Black Lou. Damn. And she stole your badge.

Yeah. Also when you made a copy of it. You were going to sleep last night with your badge still on. Yeah. Idiot. Yeah. You're a fucking idiot. You give it up security cleanses. It's placed several times. Wow. It just made Lou uncomfortable that he got up here. I don't like birthdays. I told you all this. Why? How old are you now? What's the day? This is why bugs people are asking you how old you are. Yeah, what are you a Dominican little Liger?

Why do you so weird fine dude? I'm not gonna turn you in for anything. Yeah, we go back to watching Amy, but baby No, I don't know she did just say suck my fart. Yeah, can you go back to the suck my fart? Oh, I'm pleased Yeah, that's just how Spanish you can translate. I think I know what suck my fart means. Here comes. Suck me la farta. Yeah, suck my girl fart. You don't know me la farta? You don't know me la farta!

Oh, she's explaining now. Me la farta is... She brings that line back a few times. Suck me la farta! Me me la farta! Damn, the song sucks. She's a one-hit wonder. She sucks.

Yeah. Yeah, whatever fucking weirdo behind her is pushing this Who's making again you always go look at the Fuse and you see the guy it's that old guy that's the guy made it come on baby. I'll fund it Yeah, he goes out to you little dancing dance It's not Lou does sound a lot like our impression of Lou though. It's not though, but it's not though But it's the funniest watching these page strippers not enjoying hanging out with her.

You know, like I guess you told us you give us a hundred bucks for the day. What a- That was the most unsexy ass slapping I've ever seen. Now there's unsexy ass slapping in that. Did I think this was gonna be a cool rap video? Yeah, I don't know. Wow. What are the views gotta be going way down on these things? Did they think this is gonna be a cool rap video? Yeah, I don't know.

What do the views gotta be going way down on these things? Well, for a first song? Yeah, party all the time was a hit. Party all the time was like a legit TikTok hit. Oh, is it on TikTok too? Yeah. Chin up eyes, got here. Oh, 4.4 million. 1.4 million dude.

I don't care. Take that to the bank. This is shot so much better Now dude, we just love the song so much. Yeah Okay, I thought that she was definitely first We got the party, T-letter. Welcome back. Did you have a birthday? We're trying to celebrate. I know you hate it, and we're trying to avoid talking about it by putting on Amy Booboo Baby.

Happy birthday, dude. But we want you to have a good birthday. You sure want me to get me some campaign, I guess. You want to go to a Turkish bathhouse with me and whack off next to each other? What do you want to do? Well, I got to do it. Did your day. Well, I got to race, Cartray.

Yeah. Well, I got to drive race cars. Can you say what the two of you're doing? I mean, you guys are dinner? Not even today. Not even today. They're not for later in the week. Because they're on a very busy day today.

Why don't you guys go get a couple of pictures from Kmart? Oh my god. Better yet. Go to Times Square. Madam Tussaud. Go to Madam Tussaud's heart. Thanks, man. You can take a picture with Jimmy Kimmel. Made of wax. A wax, Jimmy Kimmel. You could do a lot worse than that on your birthday. Look at me. Do you like to see DJ Lewin booty shorts? They brought them booty shorts. Black. Babe, they're still calling me gay and making photo of my... I'm just asking. No one thinks he's going. No one's saying all this

Touch Yeah, oh you gotta wear these Yeah, right? For my birthday Yeah, which is on Monday Whoa Fuck birthdays Wow, you can't tell we're not to like her birthday

Yeah, she can love her birthdays She can love her birthday but but it's not the birthday. She doesn't even want a present, dude. She just wants you to put on your thick boy pants. I won't even fit around. That's my actual wish. Yeah, they got so much gag. Yeah, they got things.

Oh my gosh. Just stretch over the thing. Your bot's gonna get hugged so nicely in those. Oh, dude, do some like front bends in front of her and she'll probably be able to see your knob through your pants. Dude, just install a light bulb. Just climb up on a ladder and those. See if she doesn't smack that booty.

Little flash photography, see if we can see bean through that. Oh, what? Is there a ghost in the room or is it just a large weiner? Oh, there you go. You guys gonna take pictures like this? Yeah, you guys gonna go take picture pictures. Oh.

Loot didn't say that loud, but you could tell he wished that you and Will would make up. Yeah, I do too. Oh, all right. Here we go. We're building bridges. We're mend defenses. Well, it looks like Will's the villain. The villain, if you will. Yeah. No, dude, we're gonna make the ad DJ who's not like this. There's nothing comfortable about today. We're talking about, we're gonna mend fences today with cake, with cupcake.

Dude, we've got cupcake, we've got baked goods. We've got custom made shirts from Brendan. Come on, dude, BGF designs there. He's going through a lot, I don't know if he told you, but he bumped into his gay boyfriend again the other day. And Bruce did not. The only thing I said to go home with him. Bruce was, you know, Ed is all hell.

Yeah, he had to make a last, he had to make a late game time decision not go home with them again He's a gay wasn't the other day. Oh, sorry. We had you run into him At the gay bar It's the same place man first time gay bar. Is it a gay bar? Hunts point now you don't just hang out at a gay bar do you? No the bar that I read into whiskey roads. Whiskey roads, shout out. Shout out whiskey roads. Shout out whiskey roads, gay friendly.

That's the one. Gay encouraging. That's the one he told you about. Yeah, we watched them have sex while he watched the masturbator. You know that's the one, you know that show that you like the pedophile hundreds? Yes. Yeah. That's the place that they hunt.

Friend Bush from. Oh, right, right, right right right yeah yeah you can't slander somebody illegal I'm gonna have to dump that wait did they didn't say his name did they wait did they hunt Tom Johnson confirmed pedophile did they hunt a peto at that part a friend of mine from high school turned out to be a peto turned out to be loose what were in love. I didn't have a word for it. I didn't know what love was yet. What kind of petta, how do you get caught?

What kind of petta, the one who fucks kids? Yeah. He got, he fell in love. Oh, a diet petta. We'll get, he's petta-like. It was like a 15, 16. A sodium. He was talking to an undercover cop on one of those sites

for young girls. If he looked at it, he'd really hit the shittiest possible thing. Could've just been an asshole on the internet trying to humiliate you. Yeah, guy with actual cops. Guy with a catchphrase that just corners you when you're trying to get a fucking card details. Bro, my guy. Yo, my guy.

Even the one that's kind of cool ended up, isn't he like a, like, an insurrection guy? Nice. Not an insurrection guy, but like a mad guy Oh the guy that I went out with oh, yeah, yeah big time He's all pedophile hunts and fucking get out of my country and fucking keep your fucking bullshit health care Damn dude, I'll buy my own health care guys rider die and trans are gross But I'll tell you what's grosser slightly

and trends are gross. But I'll tell you what's grosser, slightly pedophiles. Just by a hair. DJ Lou, we wanted you to have a great birthday and we wanted you to celebrate. It was very sweet, Michelle wanted to come to the studio. I think it's very sweet, but what someone says, they don't like birthdays. Yeah, just listen to them.

No, yeah, you gotta like say, hey, let's just skip the birthday shit. Look, I know you think you don't like birthdays, but you love cupcakes. You love booty shorts. You love wearing booty shorts. I hate attention. You love booty shorts. You love wearing booty shorts. I hate attention. You love chocolate cake.

You love chocolate cake. Oh, look at that, it times up. You're being really rude right now, Leo. Can we have a minute? It's my party. I'll cry if I want to, Christine. That's our birthday. Solstice birthday doesn't give you a long day.

Long stay in the year. It's just a long day, long day bullshit for Leo. I'm sorry, whatever those gay guys did to you with that bar Lou, but you can't take it. Or whatever, or whatever. Is that where you're from, man? No, but I'm not gonna tell you when I will be. Is that, man, that thing?

Last year? On the year 50? I'm not in. Okay, tell you when I was. You have great dick hairs yet? Oh, look at that. You guys wanna plug something, you get 25 seconds. Yeah, bacer.com, bicicacombie.com. Done. Oh, what's going on with your dick hairs?. Oh, look at that. You guys want to plug something, you get 25 seconds. Yeah, bsr.com, bsicommy.com.

Done. Oh, what's going on with your dick hairs? Does this gray? Does this critters do anything to you on your birthday? What do they do to you? What do they do to you? Dude, enjoy your birthday. He came back.

Did you ask where the other guy was? Did you ask where Bruce was? Everyone in which DJ Lou a happy birthday. I guess what I just have to say to you is, I am paid. Well, let's get you in there short, and we'll find out if I'm gay. Happy birthday, Lou. Happy birthday. I guess what I just have to say to you is, are you paying? Well, it's getting their shorts and we'll find out if I'm gay. Happy birthday, Will.

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