The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Happy Jim (feat. Rachel Feinstein)

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

Rachel Feinstein and the gang peek into Jim Norton's marriage adventures.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I don't know how you did the first hour of that talking about the fact that I... You're a citizen. I don't know how he did the first hour without talking about the fact that I... You're a citizen. I met Lynn and Nolan.

Oh. And it spoke Smottle Lynn. How was it? They're both great. Both sweet Lynn is so pretty. Yeah. Yeah, pretty your impersonator. Yeah, she looks, I mean, she's hot on the internet.

Smoking hot. Yeah, she's I mean she's hot on the internet Smoking hot. Yeah, she's like very like Naturally pretty is it weird to see somebody's but hole in the meet them in person and not you know have that in your head No, I know we'll say that if nothing else the SDR show is for me It's prepare prepare prepare prepare prepared me for it is It's that is that I've seen your asshole. And now I'm meeting you, the person. Yeah, that's a weird and I can separate the two. You can separate the two.

Yeah, that's a weird during the segment. She sent me pictures of all the woodwork that Nolan did. Building his castle for his queen. He built a headboard furniture, the shed, the decks. Beautiful work. Where was it again? He's building a prison to keep her in slowly, but surely. the decks, beautiful work. Where was it again? He's building a prison to keep her in, slowly but surely.

Yeah, we trapped ours. He's making her build her own prison. I built everything, every square wrench from crown mold into chair rail, to floors, to lighting, to plumbing, doors, windows. So this is the type of guy you get. I know we're waiting for our guests, but there was a... Who is, where are they from again?

Rachel Finestein, is it Mal, I think? No, no, no, she's not from Israel, first of all. Outside of Houston, look at how outside of Houston. Oh, okay. I mean, she's, I mean the pig tails. I didn't realize my shirt's, I told just now. I'm here for the gang, buddy. All right, no, no, no.

Her pig tails are smoking hot, and he's got a thickie. He's got a big piece. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a big head too. He's got a nice hammer. That's a big head. Great dude though. Yeah, they were sweet.

They were so cool to meet them. Yeah. Because we've been talking to them for about them for so long or with them. I do. But yeah, she sends all kinds of stuff. Yeah, I'm sure she's of say I'm sure she's a I'm sure she's a she's very cute a lot of woodwork. Yeah, yeah, Lynn for the win

Mm-hmm. What's that one? Is that a video? That's her carrying him. Oh, she said her big thing is also she has a long-time desire She wants to carry you Jacob. So that's probably makes you feel pretty good. Yeah Hey, can I say something though? Can I say something that That's Max's long desire too. He wants to carry Jacob. Jacob has me feel that women and children want to carry you. Does it make you feel like a wheelbarrow champion? My son wants to carry you around on Tuesday. Now who's the city sissy? Thanks a lot Lynn. Oh, everyone loves Jacob though, man. People love Jay. Every time a city I go to, they love Jay, because they always tell me it's awesome. Yeah, sorry about that. Was it you?

They want to carry that one was me. That was you. That was just a stomach. That wasn't mine. I surgery this weekend. I said, I said sorry. Just on it. Sorry, but I'm a mess. I'm an animal. Should we re-subscribe to Lynn? Sure. Mike Finnelly showed me the thing this weekend. Sorry, but I'm a mesom an animal Sure Mike Finnelly showed me the things we could are these old news that I haven't seen It's Bert Nerny dubbed over with the casino

Like Pacino and the Nero thing I'm it's so goddamn funny. It's as funny as as Nikki and Jim's new YouTube page? No, no. Yes, it is funnier than no. Let me think about it. Take a second. Is it funnier? No.

But I have no other emotions besides funny for the Burton or anything. I love Jim's. I mean, we're going to watch this clip. We're gonna wear a We got away for Rachel. We have to wave a radio, but Jim's Always funny. He is a funny line. It does pretty good. But it's I mean, I think they're shooting for a. I mean, this is right up your alley. My alley. This is up your alley.

I think it was more of gyms alley. Right in his old back alley. I think it seems more of Jim's alley. Right in his old back alley. I think that he's going to definitely if this becomes a TV show, it's going to be great. This might be the thing that wakes up zombie Patrice. He comes back with just a hat. When you see this trail, you feel like Patrice's hands are going to come out of the ground Return to the living dead Sick reference. It's a sick reference

Wow this yet we have to wait though. We have to wait and it's killing me We have to wait if you uh You have to burn anything? This Bobby is gonna make you laugh so hard. You don't have to play the whole two minutes because it's very visual But like I want you to get to Yeah, yeah, not that far. Yeah right there. So it's I asked you when the fuck it was this you if I could come out here get this through your head You get this through your head you mudd a fuck

Oh Where's Bernie? That's the only reason without me you personally Every fucking I'm squeezing take a piece of your fucking juice. That way you're gonna go. You're fucking warrant. Don't ever go over my fucking head again. You motherfucker.

You. This is very pertinent. He showed me that. He showed me that. He showed me they have a Fred Flintstone, which you don't have to show this at all. It's Fred Flintstone and Burke, and our Fred Flintstone and Barney,

and they're doing the raging bull, like the raging bull scene. It's just Bert coming or Fred coming and he'd be like, you fuck my wife? Where is that? And you wanna see it? Yeah, yeah.

Raging Fred. This is the best part of the internet when people figure when something- She fucked my wife. When some idiot just puts something together like this. What do you get to balls? They ask me that question. I'll ask you again. You fuck my wife.

It's a stupid question. You're a stupid fucking. I'm not stupid enough to answer it. The fuck kind of question is that? It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy question.

You're crazy fucking. No, it's really. It's so fun. The way they do this. Raging Fred Christine. Raging J. Christine. If you don't get this right. Raging J Christine Raging Jay Kristina if you don't get this right Waging Jay yeah jump ahead to the when they start talking. Oh, great I know what you're saying. I know you got to do it. Fuck, man. You want you to fucking leave me? Yeah.

Come over, fuck you. Over, fuck you. It's not work. You're over, fuck you. Bring it over. Just take it. It's like a piece of charcoal. Bring it over.

It's just a piece of charcoal. That's the thing. That's the thing. It's just a fling stone stuff. It's just a fling stone stuff. What? You fuck my wife. You give your balls big enough to ask me that?

I'm actually again. Did you or did you not? It's a sick question. You're a sick fucking. I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer. I'm gonna ask. Understand, you're fucking wacko. Fuck you!

Let's rule boy you. Fuck you fucking! So good. That's it. God damn it. That is brilliant. Yeah, I think they're very old some of those things, but God damn it. That is as brilliant. Yeah, I think I'm very old some of those things, but God damn it. That's so good. You show me that when he goes, you'll get this. Do

you fucking head and he's just touching his face. And then sconces knows you. You do fuck you. What's the reason is knows? Tell me you're fucking nothing. Oh, shit. That's so good. Stupid question. I'm not going to fucking answer. Yeah. You're a crazy fuck. It's a crazy question. I'm not crazy enough to answer it. That's great. It's so good. That's stupid question. I'm not gonna fucking answer. Yeah. You're a crazy fuck. It's a crazy question. I'm not crazy enough to answer it. That's great. It's a crazy, you're crazy fuck. I gotta watch that movie again.

I haven't watched that in a while. Raging Bull? Yeah. I heard it does not hold up. Really? A lot of people say it's one of the few movies, like Scorsese really just like, eh.

Like when I was younger, I kind of liked it. I thought it was crazy, but it's so, so long. It's long and it's also like, when I was younger, I kind of liked it. I thought it was crazy, but it's so, so long, and it's also like, so farcical too. Good word. Thank you. Oh, it makes me want to popsicle. What do you mean, farcical though? I just as weird like his home life just seems like it was a,

It's real. I'm not talking about the, like his fights and stuff. Like just the home life stuff is, That'll happen. No, I think he, that'll happen. Cause he said, well, I mean, you got to kind of take it.

Yeah. Mm hmm. I mean, dude, I think he had a complete falling out with his brother. You think he's fucking making shit up about hitting his wife? Yeah. Yeah, probably at that time. Sure.

No, I mean, well, who said this is like Jake Lamar is worth. He helped write the movie Jake Lamar. It gets based on book right based on a book. Yeah, isn't that who wrote? Who did Jake Lamont didn't write the book? I think he did he was an entertainer I'm sure that it goes I think he did I'm sure he'd help cuz you know, he's fucking doesn't have a spell is this pre-COVID Wait you guys talking pre-COVID or post-COVID? The fuck the balls Your brother Where do you get your balls big enough to estimate? I love Joe Pesci, dude. I'm so sad. He's not acting anymore

He's not nice pretty much done He was in Bupkiss with p'm so sad. He's not acting anymore. He's not nice. Pretty much done. He's about he's in Bupkiss with P Davidson. He's done now. No, I think he's done with movies. Wow. You wrote a 1970 with two. Hey, that's Linda's what that is. Oh, we back in Lins. Oh, back in account. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my god, what's that? That's a little hamburger. Yeah. Jacob gets mad when we look at it. Is there getting come on? Where?

I mean, sorry, when? Where? What is that him? Yes. Yeah, he's got a meany on him. That's not that bad. Well, flopping. I mean, it's not as,

it's not as, can I see his thing again? No, she showed me, she showed me video of him giving her the real fucking biz. Oh, man It's and it's uh and the guys got a good he's got a He's got a good piece on him. She's also tiny. All right. You gonna get Rachel take that off if Rachel's coming in please God take that off Rachel doesn't understand that guys love watching other guys come on ladies We should not have this I don't want to explain that I heard how much I love watching this girl get come on.

Shape. Oh, nothing. Yeah, bring up Amy special. You know what? No, bring up. Jason, are we still going to do not go to Jason? I'd rather have Lynn get it come on. You go, oh, welcome.

Welcome to the studio Rachel. It's been a while. Have you ever heard of Jason? Is this work? No. I wonder, I, yeah, we haven't been's been a while. Have you ever heard of Chase Nostos work? I don't know. I wonder, I, I, we haven't been there in a while. We're not really going there anymore, but I'm wondering what, I do wonder everyone's why, what new,

what new and exciting. Christine bring up, we only got a minute, we only got a minute for, Christine, before they get in here. I mean, they're coming. If we give them a minute. All right, listen, you know what, though, this is a working mistake. 100%.

Try, I guess coming in. 100% means you don't mean it though. It's a 99% rookie mistake. Oh, no. It's time for rookie mistake. Brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake. Maybe you just need a Snickers.

Snickers, the official chocolate bar of the NFL, check out Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more. Wait, give me that Snickers. Oh yeah, you're right, I don't want to watch Chase. is only fans anymore. I just needed a snickers. There you go You know what we solve the rookie mistake. We saw the rookie mistake. Oh, thank God. I was gonna have a woman come in here while we had vicious Gaporn happening on the screen, but instead I flipped it around. It's about to make a rookie mistake. No ace This is all about Lifetime only fans membership

For Jason. Yeah a year we pay for the year. We got a year Yeah, I don't I mean I do decide oh god is that what you really do see the word here I don't want we can't do it. What is that the newest one? What is that wait? What is that? Well click it so we could find out Go go go go go go that's just a girl Well wait wait wait yeah that's a girl okay hot black chick okay that's not we're back We're back to the weights okay I only want to get a workout in oh Captain America weights are so cool don't do this one don't click that please So we see what's going on All right, oh, okay, wait they both What is that even they both do all the things?

It's good looks like a punishment. No, I don't see myself as a Company's myself as a twig. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. All right. Well, companies here, companies here. Get the gate, get the gate, pour it off the screen. You ruined all my fun. Yes, over here, Rach, what's up? I have. Roof, my eye hurts.

Rachael Feinstein, everybody, joining us in studio, she's going to be taping her Netflix special on Monday, December 18th. That's next Monday. At Sony Hall, New York York City get tickets at Rachel dash Findstein.com. It's F-E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N Hi Rachel. Hi you guys Congratulations. It's so exciting. Thank you. Sorry. I've been harassing you Christine I'm always afraid of being in trouble and I was late tonight

So I've like just keep calling her try to share my uber with her. She's like just nobody cares So I've like just keep calling her to share my Uber with her. She's like just nobody cares I This is funny when you're we were watching gay pornography right? You walk. Oh my god just in time just in time We're leaving us up you but do you want to put that funds on your own? Where? Sure nice um We were waiting for you to come in because Bobby Layed something pretty heavy on us yesterday It's a new gym, Norton adventure.

Oh, no. Have you, are you familiar with this at all? No, but I heard I just said Jim's radio show this morning and I was told on my way in here that we were going to be exploring some older Jim Norton. But this is not older. This is this is the most current of Jim Norton footage. I believe the is not older. This is the most caron of Jim Norton footage I believe the new TV show is YouTube. Oh, okay. Is he being a naughty bad boy? Well,

he had a cute bettuity, I would say. Yeah, I think I are a hot bottom. Oh, okay. So this is like his fun loving family side. Yes. This is new web. I imagine that infuriates you guys. It's confusing the hell And it's not infuriating me at all. It's confusing this should out of me Well, Jim the only one that's happy out of all of us. He was destined to be the sickest. It's very possible He should be dead Absolutely, he was supposed to die in the 90s if you crunch the numbers on this

There's no way he should be alive right? So you hit it. it I think you're right he's probably the happy of all of us I've never seen Jim Norton this happened that's what my point why I'm so confused when I watch this there's no he even tries to walk by with the curmudgeon face and she lights him up yeah he just yeah he just he just smiles it out she lights him up in more than one way I like to say say that just for all of you guys at home, and the soldiers that are listening, with nobody wanted Jim to be happy. Everybody want, because comics are animals. So he came skipping in the cellar

with his new girlfriend years ago. And I don't think any comedian was rooting for this. He's been the sickest of us all. And I think he's really, I think he's fell in love. Well, he's, he was kind of had to keep it in the closet. Yeah, sorry. For a while. And now he's finally, you know, free to just, you know, be himself. I had to keep it in the closet. He's never said anything. He never sat down. He's always stood up. He didn't want you to see him win when he sat down.

down. He's always stood up. He didn't want you to see him win when he sat down. But he's now he's finally, you know what I mean? He's married. He's in love and he doesn't have to worry about bullshit. He's with child. He's, I believe that too. I was like, what? Oh, Jim, he's getting a little waves. Jim's simple, he's simple hard. He He might he might get a baby implanted inside of him I thought he like adopted a kid or something. I was like oh my god. They're happy. This is their full The first one to sell a sitcom that would be in fury. He's I'm telling you right now He's he has to have a good sick right now. I mean, it's perfect timing to be this. Yeah Oh my lord. This could be an alerting channel. I mean he is he's I mean that can we he's, I mean,

can we watch the trailer and the backgrounds of everything's are like very purple. It's very e entertainment television. Yeah, like the Anna Nicole show where there could be big animations of them where she's like carrying him. You guys, you guys look at America. I'm telling you right now, dude, he is, he, this whole thing is set up to be a big huge show on TV Is this the trailer? No, this is a play the trailer the other one. Yeah, that's the trailer right here play the Oh my god, yeah play that we don't I mean we can just go through this but first of all it's if Dawn had a bigger shoe size than me Oh my god, this is who's choose or who's you do the math

It's a perfect. Oh, in this this is who's choose or who's you do the math. It's a perfect. Don't in this situation that don't has a bigger dick than you. I mean, a way forget the shoe size. Yeah, the fat cock comparison on Patreon. That's the funny goes, hey, goes, does it hurt? Does it hurt the year girls shoes are bigger than yours? No, as much as it hurts their dick is bigger. That hurts more.

Physically. Guys, I have to say, I hate to say it. I'm already having a pretty good time. I want to see this shoe part. It's like Mr. Rogers, but with more twists and turns. She has a better shoe collection than Noan. Noan has one pair of Doc Martins. Well, that is a funny thing.

I want to see her dogs going to stick more on his dogs. I'm in. This is American as a guest. Also, she has a semi-hip-hoppy shoe collection to be with Jim Norton. That's what's funny, too, is her bringing a very young energy to an old curmudgeon. Because she's young. You, yeah, she is. And he's mid fifties. He's in the winter of his life. And she's like, what six or seven? You know what I mean?

She's from she's six or seven? Well, like nine. Yeah, there in their thirties probably. but she's six or seven. Yeah, he's gonna, he's almost like Darren's character. I'd be with. He's like the stately elder. And she's gonna come up and come in and like make messes and start mom's house. He's like the Navy guy in the middle in this scenario.

She's like, Jenny McCarty, pick her nose and lay in farts. And he's like, ah, baby, it's still guy you appreciate it. Yeah, does it Jim have like a special pillow? He's not for much. Yeah, he is. He is a sleep apnea machine, a special pillow, and he has to have affron at all time. It's hilarious. They do, like, they show him like wearing a sleep like his like see pat mask and she's

like throwing glitter and blow it off like party poppers and shit around. She's got hundreds in her chest. She had pain bottles. High heels and new candles at cost 300 bucks. Oh, I It doesn't go with Norton at all. He's the only accessory. I don't understand in her life We're never gonna be able to tell if she's poison him because he always looks sick You guys I'm already so excited about this me too. Oh, this is must watch YouTube It's gonna be like get your fat cock out of my way. I have a sinus infection

I don't eat your perfect tense in my face right now. I've chronic upper respiratory elder problems You're yelling at me, but that's clearly your ball head I love those on you My god, I love it if you were Nike.ke's there giant you know what they say big feet big Here we are. I mean this is a head you guys. It's all American It's given you a smash that subscribe button. Yo everybody smash that subscribe button Because they flushed. We did not flush before.

No, I did, but maybe it was something like it just kept flushing. I don't know. That was driving me nuts. That's that they think. Okay, good job. You just flushed the toilet and fixed it. So I was actually inspired to buy. Torrent looks always like a camera person ran out from behind a wall and start filming. Like, oh, okay. A camera person ran out from behind a wall and started filming. Oh, that one. OK. I didn't tell you that Rodrigo, my camera guy, was here. I love you. He looks so confused.

Like, you could just see some sort of stylist working with him. And then being like, never mind. Just wear the t-shirt with Lynn Herron. It's fine. It was where the thing with Kat here, the black t-shirt. Volu, spot the last spot. I have no idea. But when I went to Sharon Osborne's party,

she were given up three candles. And I believe that this was one of them. And I love it. And it was. That was a complete name drop, by the way. This candle. Yeah. You just did that whole thing so you could say Sharon.

Yeah, good. Love you Sharon. Wow. I know that you guys are so. Is this the video you said, Bobby. Yeah, it was this long I thought it was like a smash cut thing. Oh, they have a smash cut to but I think I sent this one This is what I sent yeah, go through a little bit. I mean Norin always looks angry what he said was a trailer. Yeah, you should show the trailer

I chose the trailer. I thought this would be fun. Well, yeah, no go through it if there's more stuff, please There's one part that's fucking who's that northern to her that's The flat footed lizard is him And the beautiful foot high heeled is her Don't miserable look at him. I was just glaring in the wrong direction. She's so gorgeous Yeah, but she's so good at it and he stinks at She's so gorgeous. Yeah, but she's so good at it and he stinks at acting. I mean, she's fantastic at this.

No, she came in with like, influence or anything. And his like, her dad keeps walking in. His dad say hi to my friends. Hey girls. Look at him. Everybody behaving right, trust? I can't make eye contact with the camera. We'll just stand here everywhere and just show them where everything is.

Okay, this is the living room. Oh my god. Oh my god. No way. I'm gonna try. That was it. Was that in this? That's because the only way he can survive is by eating his own flam.

Oh my god, you guys. So that's gonna be funny. He has to go and eat it to survive. Listen, listen alien life form Jay. I want to explain this here Alien life form the way they get oxygen out of the air They get it through the snort and then he eats the snort and that's how he breathes They could have took that out. Yeah, that's Why would that editor is just evil. That is just more graceful. That is just more graceful.

Beautiful influencer that she is, is married to. Oh my God. Oh God. That was, that's gonna set me back a while. That was rough. I'm gonna throw up, let's hear it again. Here we go. Place to place, watch your back.

No, no, no, no, come on, we'll just go, we'll just stand here everywhere and just show them where everything is This is the living room We just got back today got luggage on the floor Down like a dog or something that was acceptable. That was cut from another scene. That's His front his French bulldog respiratory problems He's like a live eight years respiratory problems. He's gonna live eight years. Look at our legroom. There's the hall.

He does not like coming into the hallway. Is that Jim's a pure bread? That's why he has brewed his respiratory problems. Yeah. Look at it. Dunks. No. Look at what they say. Big feet, big. This is my wife's sneakers. Hi, I got fast forward this way, so this. Thank you. They're giant.

Hi. Oh, this is good. This is a good tip, ready? Oh, yeah. It's really, it's literally a trans girl's best friend is the Uggs. A lifesaver, you're gonna be feminine. No matter what you do, no one is gonna think

you're a man with Uggs. Watch this. Cause you're not. feminine no matter what you do no one is gonna think you're a man with ugs watch this because not nor has I love it here in our office I had an idea for this place I was literally gonna paint this place she's so good while we're gonna be pink look at I was thinking I'm gonna stop I'm even second I want to be my best friend you got something you're at you know you're. You know what you're mad. You have you imagine when you're drawing one of those little dolls that you can just move and sketch sketch dolls. Oh, I thought you make a flat Stanley. It looks like he's her flat Stanley that she's taking everywhere just for the pictures. Like he just he's

wanders into the shot. Jim Jim you're in the shot. Every shot is in the way glaring in the wrong direction. It's like a kid running through his own shot. It's into the shot. Jim, Jim, you're in the shot. Every shot, he's in the way, glaring in the wrong direction. He looks like a kid running through his own shot. Is my camera here? Is it here? Look how amazing she is at every scene. She's even lit up. She's lit up.

And Norton is in the shadow, but they have lights on them. It just doesn't show. Norton's great. Yes, great. His gray skin absorbs it. Yeah, his alien skin. She's so much more of a woman than I am. When I go, like, I just want to,

now I want to be a lady, like her, like when I go into a hotel room, I mean, I'm a deep, deep pig. Like in two minutes, everything's hurled everywhere. There's like a good wood with like gum in it and like, yay girl on top of it. Like, this woman, she runs a tight ship. Like, I want to be a lady.

I want to learn how to be a girl. Where would you put your penis? I guess the real question is where do you put your penis? You a front tucker back to us. Well, you put it in your house. No, I find a place for my fat cock if he's my friend. Is that I love what you do to that old. I find a place for my penis. Mr. Kelly. No. Maybe a little chasselon, like an ottoman. What? The first thing that I also know about my face is,

yes, a lot is, is, do you? Jim is so not gay. You shouldn't say that. You know, he's not a pronounced chase, loud, shay, loud, shay. I'm a real filename, his basement bitch, so I don't know. Jim is just Jersey trash that isn't a gay. Did he have that away, fair?

He's definitely Robin Williams in the bird cage. He has a Japanese toilet. So of course I had to tee-girl it up. I wish you showed it now. Jim has to take a shit on a carbon that says air is every day come on what's happening over this house man what is this is we have to intervene he's definitely gonna be flapping around jerking off all over that yeah for sure hun I batched on your ares rug again

how much click here look watch this is so funny. Jam the stink. Oh, that's where she makes him. He has to get her to the kiss post, doesn't he? Listen to what she says. Listen to what she says. Hang on.

She gets mad at him. Jam the stink. Can you pee properly, please? Holy shit. Why didn't we think we were going to do an improv too. First of all, pause it. Pause it. I haven't. She means to do it on him probably.

Go back to her saying that. I have a note. This is clearly post-production work and I'll tell you why. Yes. She should always be looking down if she's talking to Jim. She's looking up like this while she's standing. So unless he's on a ladder, installing a ceiling fan, the way Bobby told me earlier to do.

I'm, I it's not the camera. The first of all, a little no feel before you make this note. The cameras weigh down. It's way down here. What are they got? Cathedral ceilings in their bathroom. No, because the camera's down to get the the shot of the toilet watch.

It's way down. It's down to the ground. Jam the stink. He's pee properly. Please. It's way down to the right. I lines are wrong. I lines are wrong. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I lines are wrong. Hey, she's looking at one. She's looking at

the ceiling. If you say, if you say, if you guys start arguing about I lines, she's leaving. Yeah, that's it. That's it. It's a big threat, you guys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, look at the camera. They gave her when he was looking the wrong way. No, but I do feel like it is important with all this piss talk that it's Jim that wants to be peed on or did he wants to get peed on, right? He doesn't want to peon. Um, Jim.

I don't think Jim gets peed on anymore. Really? No, he doesn't do that. That was a phase that we went through. That was just like a fun loving weekend. That was a fun. That was a fun loving three years of our lives. When he was yellow something 19 and the yellow just in Blintor. That was just in the regular.

Was it always was it ever penis's penguin? I thought it was always women at one point. I think I was trans women one. He went them to piss on him. You know what it is though? When you have a girl pee on you, that's a rookie mistake. It's time for rookie mistake. Brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake. Maybe you just need a Snickers. Snickers, the official chocolate bar of the NFL. Check out Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more.

I guess you can start the music, Lou. Maybe you thought you wanted to get peed on, but maybe you just need a Snickers. No. Do I have another one mentioned or was that it? I just think, okay, that's fine. Oh, sorry. No, no worries. Hey, but there's a funny line coming up Which is gonna make the show a hit yeah, yeah play this line fire I didn't think we're gonna do an impromptu toilet lifting steam shower who lives the toilet and says film this

People have been asked me about this. This is this stuff. The animal Oh, they can't show it. I know you guys have seen me in this hat before, and here you will again. No, they haven't. Have you seen an Arctic fox like this? We're going to show you clips from where we were in Cleveland on a verse. We're going to New York, LA, Florida.

We traveled domestically. We love it. Internationally as well. We really suck at promotions. We suck at it. This is what she's fucking great. That sandwich her is grabbing her hoots. I love her.

I love her. Jim I can do without I hope they cut him out of his own show. I hope they replace him. I hope they replace him with in finance. I'm a big union. He would be awesome at this role. The show is going to be the biggest hit you guys, and Jim is gonna walk in with her. I am on her.

It's a richer man. Yeah, we're not gonna. That's how it's really gonna. We're not gonna have her him on. We're gonna just have her. Yeah, we'll actually, we want the show on, just Nikki, please. Nikki, just Nikki. She's gonna buy him out of that apartment.

She's gonna buy him out. She's not gonna buy him out. She's gonna push him out. She's gonna. No. No. Huh. Is it a push him out. No. No. No. Huh. Is it a joint back account? Yeah, okay.

No. He's not even gonna make a sound though, because he's an alien. He'll just, he'll land flat. That's it. There's a part, he's coming out. I damn delight. She really is. He's gonna have a hit. He's gonna have a goddamn hit.

How bad the promo is. This is my suitcase. By the way, tell them when I still- Little fuck wants to see the suitcase. Show them when I stole from the rents. I don't know how we're gonna get the clip sent. Come here, come here, so- How are we gonna get the clip sent? How can we get the moments of having the clips sent?

Oh, say it again, Jim. We're gonna YouTube it up. Let's YouTube it up. This happened when we were in Cleveland. The overwrapped. She's right, by the way, and she said that other thing when she was complaining about the kiss poster, his house wall hanging shit sucks. It's all pictures of him with celebrity

so I have to like the living room. It's a guy who's lived alone for 25 years brother. Do you understand that? He's had mainly hookers, his adult life. He's been peed and shit on, and he finally found love. I guess how do you prep to have a trans woman move in? What do you do to the walls? Start over.

No, that's how I know that a guy is single, like if what's on his walls? Like I went over to this guy's house once and he had, I thought he was kind of hot. I was like, he's probably got a girlfriend or something. And he had a rally towel of the team that braves up above his mantelpiece with four thumbtacks, like a dampened towel

So it's like okay, there's no wonder in his life because they would never have allowed a braves towel to be Displaced like this. Yeah, so I mean like that's how you know like if a guy's yeah, you're What don't let you put some horses shit like that rare rare beer cans Your cans no, I can't put it. I have no wall agency. I know You can't no, I can't put it I have no wall agency. I Would you why would you give Bobby Kelly? No, you should be able to put a station building user on several If you big J poster dog belly poster signed by You should be given a small napkin and nothing else

Well, I have all these frame things that are just sitting on the floor in my office. I'm sure they're really high-end My mom. It loans a tourgas in post office. I'll tell you. It's signed by DC himself, so fuck yourself. I'll tell you a funny, trash thing my parents have gotten super into. And if you have one of these, if you have one of these fine, my parents have multiple of these new kind of like picture hanging idea where it's like a bunch of almost like

chip clips. Yeah. Little like a cross like a bunch of almost like chip clips. Yeah. Little like a cross like a piece of what you had. Yeah, I got it. But you see you hang like, you know, pictures you got to develop. Seeing those, there's sadness to it. But there's a sadness to it because no picture that anyone ever owns is flat. So they don't lay, they're all like, they're like curled up by time.

It's really an ugly, it's an ugly love. It's like a clothes line for somebody that can't afford a picture clothes line. Yeah, it's where you hang pictures to try. But we were pretty good. My mom, my mom, we had in my living room in 2000, the year 2000, maybe 2001, whenever it was, yeah, 2001, when the sixers went to the championship, my mom, my mom hung an Iverson poster in our living room with like thumbtacks. And that was just like, we had it pretty good. We were high end at one point.

We used to come from money when we had an Iverson poster on our back. From the back. That's funny that you say Iverson poster because my mom is like obsessed with Alan Iverson. Almost to the point where it gets a little, like she tries too hard, where it sounds racist. Yes, yes, because she's like 80,

that's like the one basketball player she remembers and talks about. She said it in her once. I grew up in Bethesda. She said it in her once, I'm not kidding. My mom said, Alan Iverson has such large brown curious eyes That was like one of the worst moments of my life Oh, go on your ground like that you should be grounded for a good

year for my that racist that does come over it's like yeah, it does because it's something's off Yeah, she like him from the area because he was like a like a Genius Maryland like basketball, but we don't believe her. She's she said I'm really jazzed up about the NBA this not even the Utah jazz says they're jazzed up about the NBA Play this I want to hear just to go to the end of this one line that no one says and we got to take a break We're gonna we're gonna get her plugs in this right there right there We're gonna get her plugs in this right there right there Fucking you pissing all over the fucking see how do you know it's me

Man I'm in dude. He's got me. I'm in I watched the show. Oh I can't wait it's gonna put a videos and we hope you like them. I know that. We hope that you love our yelling. I'm hoping that you guys, okay, just stay put. I hope that you guys are gonna love our YouTube channel because we're gonna put up content. I mean, this is going to be the timing. It's not by accident. The way till Patrice died, Keith couldn't talk. Boss never comes into this. Boss is got put up in a house. He had the way till Patrice died Keith couldn't talk Boss never comes into this boss is got put up in a house. He's staying in his wife's hot tub. Oh be an Anthony hate each other Yeah, he really wait. He found the sweet spot. He's like boom. Let's do it. Yeah, you're absolutely right He's gonna need to have a third stroke though I think your norm was behind behind all the pronoun the shit

I bet your Norton was behind all the pronoun the shit It's fucking wild it's crazy. It's going to be a hit Rachel you got your show It's what night is it whereas here it is Rachel Rachel taping my Netflix special this Monday December 18th at Sony Hall in New York City And you're taping on, the 18th, and Keith is taping on Tuesday night. That's right. So you can go to, uh, where do you get tickets? It's at Sony Hall, but you can go follow me on Instagram, reachllfindstein underscore, and you can just click the link in my stories or in my bio or grotto reachlldashfindstein.com for tickets.

You got to get tickets. These two specials, look at a lot of people doing specials. There's a lot of stuff out there this last year. These two are gonna kill. You're gonna wanna go to these, see them live, be part of them. So make sure you get your tickets for Monday night, the 18th for her,

and Keith on Tuesday, I go. You're the oldest living comedian right now. The oldest living. We should show Keith this before he goes on and see if he has another stroke. Yeah. We're just, wow, oh, I can't. Ow!

I'm a leg don't work. We'll come right back and wrap this thing up. Everybody, hang on that, reach your fines, teen. It's the bar and fire. To this conclusion, love and the marriage of love. Hey, everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show.

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