The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Happy Thanksgiving Campers!! (feat. Ginger Lynn & Christy Canyon, Colin Quinn and Method Man)

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

Colin Quinn joined the show and talked about the time Sylvester Stallone invited on the set of Copland. Porn royalty Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon come on The Bonfire.. Method Man joins the show and agreed with Dan and Jay about an odd situation that occurred at a Wu Tang concert at Radio City Music Hall

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And let me tell you, it was a great week of special guests, culminating with Dan and Jay meeting one of their long-time heroes, Method Man. But first, Colin Quinn joined us and talked about being a guest of Sylvester Stallone on the set of Copland. Colin, can you please tell Jay the Harvey Kitell Copland story that you told me while we were filming the show? Oh, that was when Stallone, when it Stallone was the host of the of that said, I was, we had to go meet him in Jersey, you know, and set ideas to him, you know, and so there was shooting Copland,, but we didn't know what couple of them, you know. And then he took us to his warehouse where he was shooting. And he was the nicest guy. So long as the greatest guy, funny guy, for a guy that's that famous, not crazy. I'm sure he's crazy.

But I mean, with a totally down to earth, but he goes, you want to watch the thing? We go, yeah. So we ended up watching, and it's the intense scene where they're all in a circle at the bar or in the back room somewhere. It's like the most intense scene in Coplay, you know, for what that's worth, you know. Suddenly, Coplay and became Ellen Confedention LaPasta. But anyway, and then, and then they just, how he can tell us, look and I'm going, boy, I'm thinking in my head, this guy is a real actor because I feel like he's staring me down and he wants to kill me right now. And then in the middle of the scene, I don't know if this was in the script, I don't think

it was. He goes, excuse me, who's this in my eye line right here? Well, somebody tell this guy to get out of my eye line. I don't want to depress anybody and he went to this whole speech about somebody in his eye line. Well, it wasn't in the script. He was talking to me.

And then Ray Leauda jumps on the bandwagon. He's in the scene too, Ray Leodert. I mean, these guys are like, you know, if I had any idols enacting it would be these guys. And they both turned on me and it still was like, you're fucking talk to my friends like that. They'll stay here if you want. They're like, could you get them out of here? Like they basically kick us out. So Are you watching? Did you not get it at first and start every word? I'm saying, were you watching and smiling while he's defending?

You don't even know he goes, I was smiling. Still, I was defending you and like you don't even know it's you. He's talking about it goes, man, I wonder who the hell this guy is. No, no, no, no. I knew because we were the only ones in there. Oh my god. We're in we were the only ones in there. Oh my God.

Lord of the crew. Oh my God. I knew about when he said, Iline, I was like, oh, wait a minute. I mean, I'm going to just keep staring right at me and just sit there. And then I never saw him since then. Thank God for good luck for him. About three years ago, I lived downtown. And and I'm walking on the street and how he can

tell us walking by me. So I stopped and looked, I forgot about the incident. And I'm looking at him standing and he's just got that look like some asshole staring at me, you know, that I don't, you know, I don't, I don't want something. But then you never, you never know if somewhere in the back of their sense memory, they remember they don't like you from somewhere. They don't know where.

One time I got a bomb for John Jett. This is, and this time I noticed in the back of our sense memory. It's exact, I bombed, they hired me at the rich. It was my first New Year's Eve gig 1986 or 85th New Year's Eve, you're open if you're Jones yet at the rits, which is what Webster Hall Usually called it was called the rits on 30. So it's like a big deal. I'm gonna get 500 bucks 500 bucks, which I should have got before hand because they never paid me and here's why so I'm opening for Jones yet

I come there to all these Don't jetkits like 14-old like runaway girls us Everybody's drinking the rids just a pit and they go here's how they introduced me the lights go down everybody was crazy Please welcome they take his Jones jet a comedian calling coin I Come out people like what what's going on here? They don't know if you don't didn't hear what they. Nobody's doing comedy at shows in those it was just starting. Yeah. Yeah. I Yeah, so I'm rambling. I just doing my thing. No, it takes a minute. They're like, oh this guy's trying to be funny. Bo, I'm going fuck you. They start I go fuck you too. They

throw both motion bottles at me. I'm ducking motion and bottles. It's 1986 moles and still at the rich. So then, I mean, it's getting ugly. So it's, of course, it's such a ruckus. The balcony, which is where the dressing rooms are, a light pops on the balcony, who comes out in the balcony, Joan Jet. She looks like this. The crew looks at the crowd, looks at me,

and goes like this. And walks back in, like, you know, like, like, Collegula's wife or something. Yeah, yeah, she gave you the Roman thumbs down. Yeah, and then they really turned back up. And then, so then like three years ago, I'm doing a benefit for a rock and roll thing. So it's really cool. Like spring scenes there.

I do my spring scene attack in him joke. The who is the who is there? Right. So I go on and I do my set and as I'm, you know, and I did good. But it's like a inside thing. It's like a thousand people, you know, paid all his money to see the who up close in like some. It's not even a theater. They set chairs it's like midtown I can't remember way but anyway as I'm leaving who's going on right after me to do a who song

they won't do even who tributes songs is Jones yet and she passes me and just give me a look and in the back of my day I know she's saying I know this ass hole from somewhere and then she goes on stage and she goes, Hey, I'm ready to do a song. I'm not some comedian. I'm going to do some music for you. And I was like, she remembers somewhere in her mind's eye. She remembers that grateful night. Meanwhile, I don't know what it should be pissed.

Yeah. I'm like, she's, she's, she's, she's giving you pain. She can have given you like the the the nod that would have helped honestly Call it seems sure I'm willing to help you get that money that you were never paid with juice Yeah, and but she wouldn't be Joe jet if she'd come out on the balcony said hey, come on give the guy a break Yeah, yeah, I don't know when your base demo is runaway girls I don't know if you have a forgiving element to your fucking personality Well now she has like wide-mass bath

Bass lips, it's gonna weird crazy face. It's like one of those singing fish on the wall. Fuck her. You yeah Yeah, she's the wailer. She's uh, yeah, Joe I've heard a few unpleasant things about Joan jetty funny At least she got the introduction. That was the funniest thing about when I did the tours with the rock bands was when it was just my time to go out like there is, you know, all bands have some sort of like, you know, smoke and intro. I just got a grab of my can go, hey everybody.

What's this guy up front's fucking problem. I just started talking and just started doing like Oh, man, it just starts all again. And just start doing like, hey, everyone, so I'm a comedian. You guys had a good time so far. I have to do all that stuff, like just to give like some sort of call and response. And then, but for sure, most people think that I'm

just a rowdy, a fat rowdy who grabbed a mic and tried to be funny. But what's great is, it still exists on YouTube, I may have said this to you recently too, but there's people who are filming me. There's some videos of me on those tours up on YouTube, but it's someone filming me from like the lawn. And what's great is when you're on stage

in those big situations too, if half the people that are there laugh, it sounds like enormous, because there's so many people there. But on the lawn, you can really hear I isolated, it's just this guy filming me from the lawn far away. You hear my voice distant the background and just to hear the cadence of punchline And it's a punchline punchline all the people around doing something else. You just hear him go Like just the one guy getting it Like just the one guy getting it. Yeah, that's awesome.

Yeah. Here, Dan Jane Collin discuss comedians who sell their own merch after a show. Collin earlier in the show, we were talking about merch selling merch after shows. Yeah. And we were talking about the kind of people who like, I've had so many people on the road

that I've seen that it will sell merch Completely unrelated even to their comedy. It's just stuff. They think they can sell Like you know, they do a comedy set and then they do and then they sell like Chinese finger traps or something at the end Those make no sense But we were saying through time or or the obvious like you know the the t-shirt that has that one joke That you closed on or whatever. Yes. But I was saying, you must, in your career, have seen some, what's the most bizarre merch you've ever seen,

or just most laughably, or have you ever had to, I mean, I was lucky enough to come up in the time where that back table to seller was a thing still, and you guys would rip each other apart myself included and uh does it was there anybody you laughed out of merch ever I know you've laughed people at a head shots I watched that happen right uh I'll I'll refer to you to Keith Pudgem Pudgem Robinson yes I'm trying to laugh remember you all I thought we beat Patrice out of that pendant with his microphone, but it didn't work. He kept wearing it anyway.

Oh, the microphone. Was there anybody that you found out was selling merch? Like, and they tried to hide it from them? I remember one guy in the 80s, it was selling merch, and I forget the catch phrase, but the catch phrase was basically about, like, being the victim of traumatic attacks, like it wasn't, yeah, I wasn't punchy.

And it was, I was just like, that's crazy. You know what I mean? It's just like nobody sold merchandise, you know? Yeah. So coming out with coming out with a, I got my lusted t-shirt and you're 30 minutes. Basically, yeah, it was crazy. But yeah, it's always, it's always, I mean, merch is such a big thing.

I tell you my favorite is, is a, DiPolo, my favorite, or merch related story. He was on the road and he goes, he's bullying the middle act the whole weekend. They were in a pile of together. And at the end of the weekend, the kid goes, Nick goes, yeah, that's right.

Because guess what? You're the middle. I'm the headliner. And the kid goes, you're not a headliner. You're a closer, but you're no headliner. Whoa. And then Nick goes, yeah, who do you call a headliner?

Rodney Carrington? And he goes, he did 30,000 in t-shirts alone last year? What a way to measure comedians Yeah, well what you don't know is is he had he sold his own calendars and you know how much you got 20 grand I can't I can't I brought t-shirts I've told us in here before but I brought t-shirts one time to Edmonton Canada So just first of all lugging this box of multiple-size t-shirts to sell and They go so and I stood back behind this bar at the end of the show

Feeling like an asshole even just doing like all of a sudden. I'm running a fucking merch booth Yeah, the first guy came up and asked me for two shirts. I said $40, he handed me a credit card. This is before square and all those things where you can take credit cards. I go, I don't have a credit card machine at all, but they put me up next to the ATM here on purpose. And he just looked at the ATM machine.

He looked back at me while he tapped his card on the table and just really gave it a good think. And then after about like 20 seconds, he looked back at me while he tapped his card on the table and just really gave it a good think. And then after about like 20 seconds, he goes, now, he just left. And I was like, I can't put myself through the humiliation of it. Yeah, especially doing it. Like, if I sold merch now, I'd probably do all right and merch because there's like fans coming to the show. But that's what I'm so I'm blown away by people who just so merged just like road dogs who go to like the clubs where they're not really drawing. It's just an audience who comes to this place and then trying to sell them this chart. You really designed something with your heart and then someone just puts it in a

junk drawer in their house really. Yeah, but I mean once every middle had merged too. Like I've gone on the road and the middle is like, do you mind if I sell merch to the shop? And I'm like, yeah, I guess it's fine, but you know, I say fine always. There's something wrong with it, but you know. I had a weekend in Florida where the middle told me how much money he made for merch and it was more than I got paid headlining

and I was like, I couldn't tell him that. I had to wear it like it was the worst poker face because he goes, man, can you believe that I made over $1,400 in merch sales alone? And I went, wow, wow. I think I'm like a movie wad. Yeah, I was like, oh, wow, wow. I barely could get here.

I buy these Chinese finger trips at wholesale and I sell it for $1 a pop. Colin, did you ever, did you ever have merch? No, I never did. I mean, I've had, like, after my shows, all broadway, they'd sell like merch, but I never, I would never, you know, lower myself, even though I was like, oh, I wonder how they did.

But it was mostly paid back, but mostly the theater would make the money. I don't even think I make money with that, you know? Yeah. I mean, that's a thing with, was there anyone at the back table at the seller that you found out was selling merch in a way that like they were trying to hide it from you guys. Sounds like a Bobby Kelly thing something Bobby. Oh, I guarantee, but I mean, voice is the master of selling merch because he will, you know, he can be sitting.

If you had an audience with the Queen of England, he'd be like voice calm. Voice. I got two shirts, you know, so he just doesn't even flinch. And that's if you're going to sell merch, that's how you should do it. No apologies. I can't believe I would even overlook Voss like that. When I first moved to the city, I was trying to get check spots in San up, New York. Between shows, I would watch Voss sit outside with his CDs. His hands are perfectly, his hands are perfectly sized to fan out four CDs. Yeah, perfectly sized for it.

I mean, I've known was forever. And I'm still shocked that he has like eight, eight different CDs. Maybe it's just different album covers. It's just the same album. Just for different titles. Yeah. Hey, that's not different stuff. Bobby, when I opened for Bobby, he was selling merch. And he would do the thing of, he would do the thing of Bobby of being nice and jovial and fun until it was time for business. And he'd be like, where are you?

I need you to sell shirts. And I was like, I didn't know I was signing up for that. Oh, I don't know. You guys, you know what I'm, you're on my podcast, dude. You got to help me sell. All right. I brought Christine with me one time. I was going to sell some CDs after a show. You're on my podcast dude. You're gonna help me self. All right. I brought Christine with me one time. I was gonna sell some CDs after a show and I brought Christine and

While Christine is a she could be a mother fucker when she's producing something of organizing and shuffling people around and telling them firmly where they have to go as it could you sell these and then like two people I saw walk up and goes What's that? She's went, I don't know. She's panicked and I was like, well, that's not going to help at all. Well, Bob Levy used to have his wife stand in the back when I work at Bob Levy a few times. And he had his his wife would stand in the back. And in the middle of his set, he'd stop the show and go listen, I'm not doing one more joke until they sell two fucking CDs. I'm not doing another joke. Two people from this crowd walk over and buy a CD right now,

and I'm not doing a joke until they do, and two people get up and walk over and buy a CD. That is crazy to hold the audience hostage like this. Alright everybody, now you earned it. I'm gonna suck dressing out of this girl's ass hole. Yeah, now it's time for me to eat blue cheese out of a butt. You guys have bought enough. You guys, you guys did your part?

Now I'll do mine. I can't imagine having the confidence of being on stage in a helium and being like, sorry everyone. You don't get another voice until you've bought in two of my extra large t-shirts. Oh yeah, and he said it. He's been saying sorry He said hey, hey, hey, hey. This is what's gonna happen right now

Dude that is so fucking crazy to be able to stop down a show to sell your own CD to shut But that's but that's to, that personality is part of comedy. It's like you can't flinch. Like one thing you can't ever flinch. You just gotta, you know what I mean? Yeah, or they're gonna, or they're gonna take you as the sucker. If you forg, they're gonna take your money.

Yeah. I really is a fucking carniv, fuck it. We really are a bunch of carnivists. Just go for one. We are in a low like business. Poor royalty, ginger, Lynn, and Christy Canyon were our guests. After mentioning some of their Hollywood hookups, Ginger gave us a bonfire exclusive about meeting a Hollywood legend.

Oh, did she meet him? Ginger, you were about to, before you got cut off, you were about to tell us you banged Jamie Con? No, I did. I no i did i did not and jay even better i don't know but she's put ahead of her hands twice now this is uh... uh... i recognize on i recognize fb it was scott con

shite do you know the story christie yes i love the story, Kristi? Yes, I love the story. Should I tell it? Yes, it's better than banging ginger. It's all right. All right, so, front of mind that is like a C girl. There's a B in C girls in the adult industry. Kristi and I were the A girls.

They were just different classes of girls. Can you give me an example? Can you give me an example name of a Seagirl with a Tajiray perhaps? Yeah, she would be more like a bee girl. Lori Smith is a Seagirl. Okay. And Lori Smith invited me over to Jimmy's house. And so I said, yeah, let's go.

And I remember when we stoned Canyon Road, I believe. And we drove up and we went out back. And it was just she and I, and I didn't see him when I walked in the house. I walked through the house out by the pool. We both had brought our bathing suits. And I there was war bathing suits. We were just laying out in the sun naked.

There was chairs with towels. And James comes out and I'm 21 years old, and he tells me to get on my hands and knees.. This is James Bond. He's like, you got my hands and knees. And he spreads my ass apart so that my ass holds exposed. And somehow he manages, he takes a pipe, he takes a hit off of it, then he spreads my ass all he blows the smoke into my butt and then has me fart it back into his face. That is the coolest story I've ever heard of my life. That is the coolest story I've ever heard of my life. That is

the coolest story I've ever heard of. Dude, did you just tell us that James Conn fucking rules? Fucking holy shit Can I tell you something? A lot of people in here this are gonna judge him for this and I'll tell you what that that was like me seeing You ever hear like those like celebrities? They're just like us things. I go I want to see I don't want to I want to blow smoking a girl's butt hole see if she could fart it out I get it. Are you are you kidding me a bong with a smoking hot blonde at your pool totally well now I'm man That is so fucking cool. I'm impressed. I'm impressed with the lung power to forcibly like you got a blow hard to get it in your ass I really have it fart about it. Yeah, dude

James cons got some fucking pipes on him I'm telling the whole process, the whole ordeal, the whole, it was just amazing to me. I was, I was in awe because it was James Conn. I was going, this is fucking hot in a way. It's hot. Stop. We were kind of hot. Yeah. What? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, yeah, do James Conn is the man. That's it November 17th is James Conn day Everyone we celebrate James Conn on November 17th. He blew crack up your ass. No It was what oh yeah Yes, he did he's the man road runner out of there after you give like we like meet me No, I hung out like with the rest of the day

into the evening until he sent a car for me. And I went home. And then by the next day, and the next day you were out, the next day you were out trying to sell things. You can get, see your asshole can get more crack. No, I didn't get the crack. was i i don't think i i got i know i was drinking but i i didn't do the crack well you guys can party with you guys can't part you guys can't hang with

christine then she straight cracker that's another else one quick question just another person you guys either one of you have any uh... for's one. Cory Felman, I met him through you Ginger. Yeah. Oh, shit. All right. We're not going anywhere yet. God damn it. My fun Cory's story is I used to be really good friends with Sam Kinison. Okay. And Sam was playing in Vegas and he called me and said come to Vegas. I'll send a limo for you And I'm like my grandma's here. I really can't do it. He's like, oh come on. I'll get Cory to come with you

I'm guy. All right, if Cory goes in my grandma will go So we get in the limo. It's all me my grandma and Cory and Cory. Yeah. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha.

Haha. Haha. Be my grandma, Cory. What? What a squad going to see Sam Kemeson in Vegas. And Cory brought this bond that was half the size that he, that he was into the into the limo with us and talked my grandma into doing bonds. I had my grandma doing she probably did

three or four bonds on the way to Vegas. So high. We got there. Hey everybody it's DJ Lou again. On the quarantine laws tapes, the guys finished out the show with guests, Salvo Conno, Staten Island, and also from there, Nethid Man. When you started having like mainstream crossover success like musically, and you started getting noticed, I correlate this to, I was on a plane one time in the same row, I was with Rizza, was on the the plane also and I remember just being there like whoa

I wasn't next to him at all, but I was like I had this whole flabberg flying back I think I was I was doing shows of Comic Con so that's what it was he was flying back from Comic Con at Both of us back to New York and we landed and then my whole way I'm like I'm gonna say something to like I'm gonna say like you know what a big fan I am and as I'm waiting it I'm waiting at baggage claim I see I think his check came to pick him up in kids I believe they're really formed down there and They're all down and then this short fat bald white guy Was just you can just see where's I having like the cool man thank you very much but the guy just kept going like

Hell's wind staff is a very underrated song It's just like a fat guy wearing like you know like dress clothes on a Sunday like that kind of guy Man did you ever think that's where your music would like would hit So out of context of what you just assume would be like sitting there like pumping their fists at a concert, which is this little goofy guy. I was in an airport in Germany, guy, white hair old guy with his granddaughter and they're looking, looking and I'm like, oh, here comes the bull crap. I don't know what they're looking for.

So he comes off. I'm like, he's going to ask me if I'm a, oh, here comes the bull crap. I don't know what they're looking for. So he comes off, I'm like, he's gonna ask me if I'm a basketball player. He comes off, he says, I was just telling my granddaughter who you were and how great Wu Tangu, and I'm looking at this guy like, wow, old grand white man, and I was like, you know what, there's no boundaries to who this music can touch or how it touches them, man.

And that right there just made that made my day right there. His grand boy man. Come on. He's letting her know that Wu tang is for the kids. That shows the longevity. Oh shit. I can't believe we forgot to bring this up too, Dan. We went saw our studios are right over there in Rockefeller Center. And after we had to work one day, we had all got tickets. We went over to see the loud 25 show you guys did it. Radio City. And I took a video of the stage to make me laugh so hard that first of all, Steve Rifkin, the writer's the main guy over there.

So having everybody like say his name and pay homage to a guy, we're just gonna hold white guys in there. And when you guys did, I want to say it was triumph. I don't know if he sent his nieces or his daughters to the front of the state. Watching you guys, watching you guys navigate around these like awkward like white teenagers who might not have even known your music that much. They were just, man, it made me laugh till we fell in our seats.

I don't know who the girls were, what they say, why they was doing it. You know my wife saw it was like, who the bitches? Watching, going to the biggest third jacket jacket that go with the MVP at a night Put him trying to navigate well, I have a video of him walking like turning around while he's like doing his verse And like he has to like move around like a white girl Father told her to go to the like a wiker who's ever father told her to go to the television. It's a firm, the Wu Tang clan, and they're like, okay, they did. We all have one move.

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Ladies, you did a good job. We just had some light game. You caught it. That's one of my favorite things to do at any Wushel. At any Wushel, there's always like, well, maybe that's the last tour. It's actually, you guys actually had more actual, like, stage choreography than I, like, you had places. But like, usually it's like, well, maybe that's the last tour. I was actually, you guys actually had more actual like stage choreography than I like you had places, but like usually it's

like the game is who is on stage right now. I've never been more confused. I think I want to say it was 90, not 99 maybe. I went to Camden, the amphitheater out there. I'm from Philly. So like we went there and watched you guys what rage against the machine. We went solely for you guys and it was like 75 guys on stage and then when the verse would change just the new person would squirt out of the pocket. And you and you a person the front row. What I just remember there was you were wearing the the snap side NBA warm up pants and someone was just ripping them constantly.

You just get you right out. I hope you try to try to you try to wrap and like hold your like pants together. Please, please. When you guys did rock devils up in Long Island, I think it was Jones Beach. I had like second row center and you you came out when I think you and Red came out and you did this thing. I went like a few days in a row and you would walk on the crowd's hands, step up, step up to the crowd and we had, I mean I held, I was one of the people who held you up.

I'm just letting you know, you know, like, you know, I was helping the show, you know, but I was helping the show out. You know, but I was helping the show out. You know, I started that shit. I started that thing. All these rappers started copying that shit because that's how fly it was. Getting out nervous. I think as a dough to walk on people,

I feel like I would be dearly at the whole time. I'm just like, do it. Don't drop me. Don't drop me. No, I just don't want be dearly at the whole time just like, do it, don't drop me, don't drop me. I just don't want to be the person that's in the crowd because they're so stuff together. They can't even move. So I take advantage of it.

You know what I'm gonna tell you what, it's also, you also have to have some self awareness like at the time, especially you're like a tall thin guy. Like you didn't see Ray Cwang doing hand walks to the audience. I'm doing it. It was just the audience. I'm the one doing. It was the same. I'm the Ray Clawin of all of my friend Bruce.

I'm also a never-crowd diver, crout surf. I think he did one time I saw Ray Crow surf in Bensonhurts of all places. Why? Now I did first once. I did crout surf one time at our comedy, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did,'re like, just be lated. I've never been so happy in my life. It was like one of those videos of watching when they give a kid a ear, they give someone ears for the first time. I know.

Yeah. Jay was like, Jay was like, I love those right there. Oh, trust me. I've gone through every one of those. I've gone through every one of those or when they put on the glasses

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