The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - He Does Not...

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

The guys find out a friend of theirs has an interesting sexual habit and then go back on some '80's stand-up from former sitcom stars!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Well, over the bonfire, Sirius XM, Faction Talk 103, I'm Dan Soder, that is Big J. Okreson. Hello. We got most of the crew here. J. Okres- Hey guys, Christine- Oh! He's coming in.

There he is. Oh, and a fucking dapper jacket. That's a rugged coat. Christine back where she belongs, behind the board, DJ Lewitsky, the spine of the bonfire, and then coming in dapper Dan Jacob a thought in this jacket. We're you trying to fuck dude. Oh, dude buttons Anna zipper that is rugged and Capturing it all are black King the black tiger Lewis Father of and Jacob I saw girl in the hallway here for you to fall in love. Yeah, dude

He really it was everything was appropriate. It seemed age appropriate attractive. I yelled out Joey Joey Logano And she's set yelled back best of the best. Yeah, she said he's hated now because he bumped at the end of the race But like she still loves him. Did what do you have to do? Yeah, I wish I knew who she was, but I like her for you a lot Well, we just want to let you know that she's walking around here. Sure, hair. Sure, hair. Yeah.

You saw her, right? We've got a little bob haircut. I know that is attractive. Yeah. Do you know what it is? Yeah, I know what it is. Is she married? Black love, who is it?

Oh, she married. She's very nice lady. Nice, dude. Would it cover for your boy, Black love? Well, did you just very nicely, did you very nice to lose the mic over say you should say who it is? No, don't give up a name What do they do do they work on the business side or on the on air side? I believe the on air side are they are they on air talent? Did you lose hit your serious roller decks? I don't know who it is. I think it's a I should say the show. No, we don't don Don't say the show. I can't say it. No, you can't say it.

You know, don't. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't. We can't show the series shows. I mean, we can promote it, but I think we should blow up Jacob's spot if this is the thing that we might actually. We're talking about.

Is she married or single? I don't think she's married. Well, then anything is possible. Anything is possible! Shout out, Kevin G married. Well, then anything is possible. Anything is possible! Shout out Kevin Garnett. Christine gets to me what she thinks she works in the show. Now.

No, because you're on air. Yeah. Oh, she's an on-air person. I'm saying Christine's gonna say it on-air. Oh, yes she is. No, I don't want her to say it on-air. Oh, that's the point. Is this her to say it on-. Oh, that's the point. Is this her to say it on air? No.

Is it music? I don't know. Why are we getting what difference does it make? To Big's Big Divers dude. We want to know if she's in the chat game or if she's in the tunes game. Yeah, I've been working here guys for number for 10 years. RIP.

As you've been working here for guys 10 years. Well, I'm gonna let you know that stopped at 11. Hard out at 11. Remember a psycho video. We just set listening to his own last show damn dude holding his dog and smoking a joint And then a card is looking at the camera. I'm gonna cut a better one. Yeah, the last show Me and my little look at that the well guys sharks in water Yeah, that's the only way. You always got to do a good vibe video. Shark's in the water.

Well, this lady seems, I mean, a dentist are cutting promos over the weekend to the bonfire crew, like having this going haywire. Then we all show up Monday and not even acknowledge it. Don't even talk about it. Barry had it under the carpet. This woman, have you met her? Yeah, I know, I know what you're talking to.

Do you have a good rapport with her? I think so. Did you? Has she seen your motorcycle dance? Has she? There wouldn't be pants on her if we had. Yeah, she has to wear a skirt so she doesn't get fucking armpit stains in her chon. She'd be throwing herself at this glass like I am legend. and armpit stains in her chon. She'd be throwing herself at this glass, like I am legit. I'm trying to fuck you. I agree almost. Let me have him.

I saw him rub that fucking cycle. I'm trying to fuck you. I'll fuck him right now. Why are we holding off on, is it Hoda? Is it Hoda? I'm doing a show. Did I tell you about the time at Dos Caminos?

Someone told me that Hoda went to University of Arizona? Of course she did that's a party chick And she was at dose in the upper C. L.O. Shout out the upper C. L.O. It's for private parties and Upper C shout out upper C you didn't want the section But if you got it was for a private party and so before you tell it while he's telling us Christine Can you look up because for sure there's YouTube montages of Hoda and

Kathy Lee's drunk most drunk in mom. Oh look at that dude. That's like they're only number two to Carson and McMahon to On air. I mean dude those two. Yeah, we get Drones and they get mom drones. Yeah, Momosa Dr. I'm surprised they had a lot of American dad characters based off of them. They just call their kids all the time They're so drunk. They're all color. I am mourning Mimosas. Why don't you call your mother? Yeah. So they're in a private party upstairs.

And someone's like, oh, it's Hota from whatever. And then I had heard that she went to the University of Arizona. I just had that in my head. So I'm standing at the hut at the bottom of the stairs. And they're all coming down in order, right? Because it's like a fan it's like those still was kind of like fancy and they're like leaving It's a lunch on like a Tuesday and she's leaving and I go hold up. I went to the University of Arizona and she went what I went to the University of Arizona and she went that's great

I heard you did and she went I did not not. And then walked out and I was like, oh shit, I googled it, so do her. Oh man. She's just, she's stuffed my shit, hold a stuff. Hold, I also got raped in alpha beta, Kappa. Yeah, sigma Kappa. Yeah, I heard you got gang raped in alpha.

At Paiva beta. At Paik. Kappa. Now she goes, sorry. That wasn't me somebody probably did though I'm sorry. I bought some coke off a delta. You go. I was also right okay. All right. Bye. I They got me on rush week. I I drank the jungle juice. I don't I don't care I think I think I eat cold. Fuck me. I don't care dude You can't say he come in the me not want to talk about skanks go for it We can't we got a wait for him to be here. Well, you can question me guess chef comoyardy Justin silver on on Legion's Hanks,

said some crazy shit that we have to bring him on the show and discuss maybe tomorrow. Who's our guest tomorrow? Is Joe Liss coming on? No, he can't this week. Oh, Joe Liss, put that one of the best specials of the year. Can't come on the show.

He's old. Mr. Dutero, he was there. He took up for Justin as much as he could. He's a good man. And I, again, I don't have the hyper-overreactions to weird sex stuff, even as weird as eating your own come, but I am not into eating my own come. And certainly, but he said it in a very, not cavalier as the wrong word, just like, yeah, and it is what it is.

I think he's not wrong. That is how you conquer anything. But but but first you have to discuss it a bit. Sucking your own come off the chick is strikes me because it'd be funnier if you brought a sorely straw. That's what he did. Yeah, he said he said it'll sometimes he's home come off a chick. It's a real weird thing More with the discuss it. I don't if he discuss it beforehand or if it's just like an eye catch like you want me to I go That's the funny thing when you have to go down first slurping you go and you see for face goes oh you go I know right that's fucking you imagine some fucking gay guys. It's a weird shit like that because it's a way to check my temperature I don't know if you ever heard that yeah, or whatever you start doing it

And she goes yeah, he's like She has but Lou make sure you grab it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if she I don't know if she Asked him to maybe that's the case either way my argument is Move well, Joe wait, what do you mean on skates? By the way, gas digital gas it'll network.com when he gave a for go subscribe to Legion of Skanks gas digital network.com go buy Lewis a new dog. Yeah, we have to lose new dog new dog fund. We're gonna get sport to sport to you.

Yeah, to be a piece for sport sport was put down. Shout out sport shout out. Shout out. Regans sport around for a long time. Part of the crew for 15 years easy. Man, a lot of stories about that dog made it into a big J closing bit. That's true.

Really did sport, yeah. Good luck finding, and it's... I swear to you, it's funny. I didn't, I, I, I wasn't putting that, that just made me emotional for the first time. I'm sorry, I had a major bit about sport. Inter species, inter, couple gang bang, look it up.

Good luck, you won't find it. Damn. Let's wet Lewis wrote. He wrote. I wanted to thank everyone for all their kind words during sports last days. I've never realized how much happiness he brought to so many people throughout the years with all the crazy stories he's inspired. He was the best bad dog on the planet. I didn't realize how much this would hurt to say goodbye. Thank you guys for being there for me. RIP sport. What a fucking sweet boy. Oh, look at that. I saw a great tweet where Lewis said that James was handling it better than him. He's like, it's James

doing okay. And he goes, oh, look at that. I don't remember that. I think I, yeah, dude, sport was a fucking terrible dog and a sweet boy. Sports been around. Yeah, yeah. Sports been around. Fuck man. Sports. Yeah, dude, I told that joke to close a lot of things. Yeah, dude. I remember that, I mean, I remember where that apartment was. Oh, that's what it, you know, it's fine. I did start to mention it. He started barking like, guys, get in here.

She's fucking everywhere. I said, I mentioned on the story of a story. I was like, wait, maybe we should tell a story more. I think it's on. This is not happening. Oh, real yet. A sport watching it. Start eating the girls' challenge.

Lewis's neck isn't a sea. They can't do that. So he's feeling something about there. But it was, yeah, a poor sport. Well, he had a good life. He had a good life. He was a good dog and honestly, I think like a really sweet thing of it

is how much in a better place Lewis is now. Then he is a sport like James would have been sport. If there was no sport, not to say Lewis couldn't jack up sport. Lewis would have jacked up a kid and then study didn't. Not to take us off a sport and get us back on track with the thing. I do have questions. My argument for while Joe lists then pointed out that he goes, well, what I'm surprised, surprised most of because I could see being caught up in the moment, which I could, I

should, I could honestly say me ingesting my own come is never, buddy, has never been like, uh, a thing in my mind ever. I've wanted to do that. But Joe list, the benefit of the doubt said, he was, I could see in the sex while you're fucking Be in revved up to be Just saying that I just cuz I know Joe for so long. I know how Joe got all revved up He's like, no, don't you want it? Just fucking you're in the sex and you just want to fuck what's he doing that? Well, you're saying it like I see being in the moment up He goes but the thing is you know it list. He's like, yeah, fucking, you want to eat a fucking common new.

But he goes, but he says, this is a good point he makes. He goes, however, after I come now, this obviously, there's come on earth. So you've come. Sure. After I come, I, I, do that out of norms, let's say. Yeah.

Is something we'd go, yeah, no, I know I said that a second ago, but like everything's different now. Yeah, I feel which makes me question Everyone's pretty much like that. Yeah, that's unless for some need or Delicious taste that you want to eat your own calm protein once you've come to go back in for the commas What seems bizarre therefore riddling the question Is it Justin's come or is he giving a half admission to sucking some another man's come off? We got it. We're gonna have to Him about this is just what guys do It's just you take a note as Justin Justin when you come on tomorrow

Just know most of it's gonna be questions about you eating your own come you can't tell that say no tell me don't shang Hi, I'm well he knows he will come he'll say okay, all right Let's dance just a afraid to talk it out you ever danced with the devil my question was Did he do this without her even asking? Is this some kinky thing she asked for? I was never quite clear. Yeah, it's bizarre if she didn't even ask. It was never quite clear. It was never quite clear.

Because women always get, whenever women get came on, they always give sprinkler face no matter where I hit. Oh. Ha. Ha. Ha. He's sprinkler. It's the face I make. I'm just sprinkling really really really really. It's the face I make, it's the face I make where I roll the window down, when I roll the window down,

doing the first one is raining, smoke a cigarette and you get that like one to do the splat. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're getting come on This one quick thing so my question I'm curious was she like And then you like oh yummy. I'm young and she's like what are you doing? It's like hang on Like all that's gonna look like I missed a little dot there I'm gonna be interesting how he back pedals out of it because sound like he just looks up his own come Did you text Justin? Yeah.

And then they got to find, I got to find the clip of the porn. I know what the guy's name was. But I was telling Jay that story, where you would watch back in high school and you get porn. You were just like, dick nasty eats on come. That easy. That easy, boom. Type in dick nasty eats on comes.

No. But this guy, there was on this porn that we watched on this VHS. It was like an 80s porn and the guy bangs, he's like an older guy and he like bangs the lady comes on her tits and then he just licks it off. We're all collectively like, oh, listen. Yeah, that's it. Listen, we all have lines. Shout out dick nasty, dude. But I don't know if this is. I don't know know how no but none of you asked the cheat ask for this

It was it was it was like it was a big cast. It's a live audience Jacob. There was a clip So apparently this is this guy's thing because I haven't seen this clip But it says in the title is gonna it's what he does dude comes on her boobs There's a lie that yet It's what he does, dude. Comes on her boobs. Huh. Oh, they're still alive that he had. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god.

Jacob, see, you know, the more you're pal makes me think you're gay. She really is. She's loving it. I'm watching, but I mean, it's Jacob. Jacob at one point is doing faint hands. He was doing Southern faint hands. No, I agree, Jacob. Oh, my. I agree with you. I agree with you. This is what you mean. I just you know when you watch something and you immediately want to be like, pass. Spit it out. What are you doing? I said I have everyone's got their own lines.

My favorite porn like genre is the one where like guys fuck someone's girlfriend or wife and like the guy watch. I don't like the fake ones like guys fuck someone's girlfriend or wife and like the guy watch I don't like the the fake ones like the home video ones of like just like the real deal lady in the neighborhood Don is fucking a bunch of black guys again that I like to watch however Do you think she rings a dinner bill because yeah because of that what that genre is the That genre lends itself to the a lot of times towards the end of the video is the guys fucking the wife like come on her and then like the The husband or the boyfriend has to come over and look that I'm like, oh no, I go. I get it all up until that point Grab your hat off the stand

Everyone's got to think about it understand, but that's where I cut the line. You enjoy Donna. I'll be out of here. Some people wouldn't enjoy that genre of porn at all. It's my point. So everyone's got their own line. You know what I mean? Like, some people might like, I like lesbian porn don't like strap on. I love octopus Japanese porn,

but I don't like when the woman comes. Yeah, I find that offensive. It's a given a take. It's like a game of tennis. We're there for, we're there with this. We're the two on porn. It's oddly hard to find videos of women coming All right, well, there's actually videos. I take that personal. There's a whole Better there's a world if you go on lobster tube and type in women orgasm. It's just their faces

While they come It's also masturbation videos. No, it's almost all masturbation videos, but it's them coming Why am I turned on and I'm on? You mean a girl coming from fucking yeah like finding actual legitimate orgasms in porn is almost nonexistent Christine, how does what you know? That's how bad you are looking things up on the internet. I bet that's a simple search I'm not saying that I haven't found it when What I'm saying is that compared to other search results, it's low. No, nonsense. It's not.

What, an actual porn? I don't know. That's a very hard thing to quantify. Well, you're looking for porn. For gasms, who knows? Porn is built off of fake orgasms from women. Yeah, she does it. You guys, women have to thrashing yell. It's your guys' hawkah. It's like your sexual hawkah. Yeah, she does become. You guys women have to thrashing yell.

It's your guys is Hawka. It's like your sexual Hawka. You get us to come. You scare us by being like, how, how, how fun me, how fun me. And I'm like, oh, oh, God. I mean, I'm gonna fucking blow my world. It's all, it's mostly audio.

Christine, look up squirting videos. And when those girls squirt, that's so good. Because when you guys do all the comms stuff. You can't squirt and not come. But that's not what they do. But most of the time, or my experience, I don't know if they're just incredibly faking it, when women have came, they're always like, stop, stop, stop, stop. Yeah, it's really gritty when you find actual orgasm.

Or drive like. Mere, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Oh yeah. actual orgasm or dry like Miriam Yeah, Christine goes exorcist and then she comes back But she ain't there for a minute. It's everybody dog everyone's fucking there be not me, dude. I come cool You go. Hey guess what? I go hey I got I got look up look up look down Oh, he's gonna come I know when he starts doing the stand-up base you look down. It's like there's come written notes Yeah, I know doing the stand-up base. You look down it's like there's come written notes. Yeah. Unable to get a whole ball full of come.

But I would be interested in knowing what was lose come noise. I get out of here. Oh, no. Move off. Move off. That's a pot. I gotta sleep. Although I really am big on throwing the leg that's on one side of me over so I can really drop down for sure. I can't really not.

I mean, Christine's pretty much like it's a leg is moved over. Okay. I got it. I got a drop. Drop down where? I can't really not I mean Christine's pretty much like it's a leg is moved over goes okay I got it I got a drop Drop down where could I give the biz on the bed? Oh, yeah, when you go to your side Yeah, when you're on missionary and you come yeah, you got to get that leg off of one side of you So you can drop down on the bed. I can't stay up there too much longer. Yeah, okay Well, I gotta sit there and lick my own come off of her like a psycho up there too much longer. Yeah, just came.

Well, you know, sit there and lick my own come off of her like a psycho. Bulldog treatment. Yeah, I can't trust myself. Oh, I'm breathing heavy. Oh, it's like kitty cat needs a bowl of milk. I'm like dumb like a dog and forget right away. Is that frosting on your tits? Yeah.

Oh, it's my own come wasn't it? No. Why didn't you say something? You know, I forget immediately. No, no, no, no, no,'s so weird. That's why I said what happens with Dawkins. If you don't, because they said to me they go, you say your dogs get the personality of you. I go, oh, I guess when no one's looking, I eat my own shit. If no one's looking, but I go, she really, it's like she shits, turns around and then

goes, oh nice food. Hey, you didn't know that, you just did it, dude, I knew that, this comes out of me. Oh, that's crazy. That's sweet relief do I do that this comes out of me. Oh that's crazy. That's like that. That's sweet relief that I was holding my ass. No I've never shit ever. Is that a thing? No, my God. They're so stupid. So fucking stupid. So dumb. Um so what did Justin answer at all? No, not yet. He has B there. I'll be there with come on. own Flash Flash the comes

Schedule My question is the million dollar question to him Who had his a come up? No, I mean did she ask for this? Right what's what I'm saying? We did sort of ask that we made so many jokes around that I don't remember what the answer was Is it a conversation before? Is it something you didn't hope to God?

Because if a girl doesn't like that She's told a lot of people and not in a good story She was I know the guy was like hot big dick. He was fucking me was good And all of a sudden we were done. He's like you know most guys really throw the leg over and collapse down This guy just goes in for a nice long slurp of his own gunk. Absolutely have to make it noise while you do it Oh, yeah, the girl has to know you oh, yeah, you're gonna go long slurp of his own gunk. Absolutely. We have to make a noise while you do it. Oh, yeah, the girl has to. No, you.

Yeah, you're gonna go. Aaaaah. It's the open song of the flat tongue noise. Aaaaah. You're getting it in. Oh, we've got a little of my chin there. Sorry. Tasting.

Not a fan, Justin. Me neither. Not a fan of that move. Not a fan of that move at all. Start up your own cum, kisser on the mouth. Yeah, what's that called? A selching, no, a selching's made so good here. That's a snowball. A snowball.

It's a snowball. But it's a reverse snowball, because it's your cum. I think that's an ice cone. You're supposed to come in her mouth. Yeah. And then the snowball, she spits it in your mouth. You should call it a Mr. Softy. This isn't, yeah, he runs in there, spits come in her mouth. Yeah. And then the snowball she spits in your mouth. You should call it a Mr. Softy. This isn't, yeah.

He runs in there, spits it in her mouth. She spits it. Yeah. She spits it back in his mouth. Yeah. That sounds like something you would do in a bisexual threesome. Right.

Doesn't it though? That's what it does. That's my argument. And Justin, I'll keep spreading this. If I happen to go through her friends and she's going like, do you think that's, doesn't that seem kind of gay? Train my dog had a set a table properly and I won't spread these rumors about you. I got you cold.

That is weird. If you want me to start spreading these rumors, get my dog to stop jumping. Please be my dog stop jumping in the hole. I mean, if she didn't ask, and then he did try to kiss her afterward, like man, there's a whole bunch of questions to be asked tomorrow. Oh, well, we'll see if he's coming. He might be in physical therapy. Or he's fucking balls deep and drinking his own calm.

You're sorry, it's my, it's my spinach and papi. You're just, ah, I'm just getting some from the tap. Shit all me all you want. This bone healed in three weeks faster than it was supposed to because of all that protein. I promise you, he's licked his own come off. Whoever it was was a very hot chick. But for sure, Justin only fucks pretty severely hot chick.

So yes, black is that the secret to getting that body? Oh yeah, dude, they'll tell you get you. Let me know right now. Oh, he keeps his own protein. Oh, dude, I'd be webbing right in my mouth every day. That was the case. Yeah, good luck. You guys would never see me with a shirt on under my hoodies. Yeah, fuck that.

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We had a good topic today. I think colors were gonna get involved in and online and It's not worries. Somebody's phone or something, not me. No, don't say something like that. We had a good topic today. I think colors were going to get involved in and online and- Well, what's weird now is that you can about this topic, you say the topic, because I almost just made a point about the topic without it even being introduced. I was thinking in the shower day for some odd reason, how many TV shows I watched probably, mostly shows only had like one, two year runs that I'm thinking of maybe they were a little longer But I didn't know what the fuck they were about

But I watched so many episodes of them. I still know what they're about and the examples I had one was the the fall guy. He was a stunt man But what was the fucking show about like he's a stunt man? What was he needed for outside of the world of stunt man? So they also did like private It's so bizarre Well, before you start, I'm having a hard time explaining it before you say it. That's all primes That's the yeah the other one I had Remington steel Smile one of my favorite intros though the fall guys. Oh the songs great Jerry Reed right? I think Lee majors actually. Oh, it's right. He sings it

Well, let's before we get into specific shows It the topic itself is very interesting, which is it shows that you have watched That you don't know what they're about that you've caught as a kid you watch and I can't remember what the shows about I can't remember what anything's about what I watched Well, the shows like Baywatch Baywatch isn't what anything's about. What I watched is this. Well, the show's like Baywatch. Baywatch isn't about anything. Every week was a new thing and like,

maybe somebody was on drugs or the love story of some sort and I was happy. But like Simon and Simon. The fuck was that about? Remington's stealing, I knew. I hate the heart. Cagnon Lacey. Cagnon Lacey.

I knew it was about detectives. Didn't really know anything. But I think that was that. I think Cagnon Lacey's. Cagnon Lacey's. I knew it was about detectives. Didn't really know anything about that. But I think that was that. I think Cagnon Lacey falls more into the thing of like an S for you. Cause you're like, what's S for you about it? It goes, depends on the week. Yeah.

It's like every week it's just new. So I think Cagnon Lacey was just, every week these girls handling a new case. I get that. It's shortly those specific ones I'm saying. There's gotta be, and people out there calling if you, well, you know what's crazy? Is someone did this thing on be people that they're calling if you. Well, you know what's crazy is someone did this thing

on Twitter recently where they're like, tweet a picture of a show that you think only you know about. And someone did like hang time from Saturday morning. Remember, and I remember being like, I remember that show. Like a lot of the shows they had posted, be like, oh, fuck, I totally, you can, I remember the show just the 10 of us,

which was the Jim coach from growing pains So it's like spread out the comedian. He was a wacky comedian to big energy like like props to am I remembering? Sort of Bill Kirschem Bauer look up Bill Kirschem Bauer comedy. This is my thing dude good with names, dude That's fucking crazy. I would have to go through so many Also one of the sisters in that was Heather Langen camp that From night my numstreet we talked about this on old sixth and jump Cuz I remember doing a little IMDb in on it. Yeah, Langen camp. What's the name Bill? What?

Fuck you, you have a Kirsch Kirsch Kirsch and back K. I. R SCH SCH Kirsch Kirsch Kirschenbach K.I.R.S.C.H.S.C.H. And it might fill in from there, but it's crazy because he's all welcome. Look up just a 10 of us, the TV show and the name of the guy when I was really young boy. I always remember this show and nobody knows it. It was a show called Luke in. LUC and and it was about a wolf boy. He was, this was on, this was a drama on,

I think ABC or something. It was a boy that was raised by wolves. And then they find him in the woods with the wolves, and they give him a haircut, and then he just has to live with people now. And I don't understand. It's a grace to open movie. Yeah.

But it's about Luke and the boy. I mean, it's a real show. And then I don't understand. And as the first time I learned about cancellation, because all of a sudden wasn't on. Oh, yeah. Starring Kevin Brofie and Don Gordon. It did 11 episodes.

Simply the description. Luke and. Was a boy raised by wolves. Yeah. Luke and. I remember he had a tough time adjusting Simply the description Was a boy raised by wolves Luke any I remember he had a tough time adjusting to not living on the walls of Northern men of soap. I would have watched that I watched the show on UHF channels Is Luke and all that is damn This is the Lewis J. Gomez story.

It was a TV movie and then they made a series out of it, but the series didn't last. Damn, do they got him trapped? Yeah, he doesn't know what's happening. Why are you taking me away from the wolves? Oh, God. And the shave his head. Who are his parents?

Good. See? You can. You can. What's the point of the play on Wiken? What did he evolve in for all? Explode one of the man involved in fraud Look at was unjustly accused and held for the man's death. He fled a Police officer relentlessly follows his trend damn do you think he was a fool? Yeah, I'm trying to find his parents his his wolf is right to be free Don Gordon dude

Look at he's a wolf boy on the lamb for murder wolves lamb And he shows got everything he also happens to be strikingly handsome He's hot can fuck for hours and licks his own Come it's Luke and the Combo Hey, someone say come Reboot like like like like do you watch Kershian better? Remember being younger like I think the series was young like here. It's a reboot. Like a lick, lick, lick. Do you watch Kershin Bauer?

I remember being younger. Like I think the series, it was young, like here he is, he's a wolf boy. Yeah. Cause when they're such good wolves, like I think he wants to get back to the wolves. Yeah, who doesn't? And live with the wolves.

Always, that was great, Stoke. And when to get back to the apes? Yeah. And they're much better than people you realize. The wolves, simpler and anyway, wolf society. They don't backst people you realize. The wolves simpler and anyway, they don't backstab each other. Wow. Wow. Wow. You really said something. Okay. There's some guys. I don't mean the light in the room here, but because the animals are better than us.

You feed a dog and feed a human feed a dog feed a man feed a dog. Only the human will bite your hand eventually like you know, whatever Anyways guys donate to save the wolves So fancy Judy's new to over to the side. I watched a Judy to new to set on sometimes they just keep comedy dot TV on in the background I'm sure with their showcases and Tuna was on there, but like now to new to yeah, and it's funny because like email Philips I think maybe had to do the same thing at some point was like just you got to do some sets And drop the thing Bobcat goalway doesn't do the character anymore

Oh, so it's like Judy Teneuta's thing was such a cack when it was character comedy like You know I think it was like hey pig I got a man Yeah, oh, she always think it was like hey pig and I play the man Co-op this is Bill cuz the dad from just a 10 of us he's getting his fucking I mean he got that bit roll on the as the coach I think gave him a damn it was great. Yeah, I probably bought a house from it But this was it Oh, yeah But this was it. Thank you. Oh yeah, this was good.

I'd like to start out by doing a couple of impressions for you. Hell yeah. My first impression is that of a garbage truck at 5.30 in the morning. Is that Brian's car? It's baltomy. All jokes. Oh no, it's Laura's eyes are way funny. Oh, no, it's got the goods

Damn Christ almighty Holy shit what the fuck You could just fucking throw up into a microphone in the 80s and they just give you money and dude comedy really blue fuck it's hot that was fucking awful now you put that right back on yeah no record anywhere and this is great audio is fantastic audio he did a typewriter impression by slapping his own face that was the impression and he goes you guys want to see it don't you by the way he said that like he's like you guys know my thing you guys ready for the thing All right, you know what I was gonna do with the end but like my husband give you a little treat right now

Everybody here's the old type by the okay? Yeah A lot of strange noises in the world. If you take time to listen. For example, does anybody know what the most Tated instrument in the world is? Huh? Corning is number two.

Bag pipes is number one. Now, I don't just like the bag pipes myself. I think they're kind of a neat instrument. What gets me is somebody had to invent the thing. I mean, some guy had to see who himself one day. Ah! Let's say I've become an butt, some sort of an obnoxious musical instrument! Something real, the Scosten! Kill. Something that really makes people mad.

This sucks, man. Jesus, this bad. This is... BOTH THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING AT COMINGY CLUBS. I don't know, I think they were just, did they book more spots than they had people for? Why do I have to work so hard up there? I have to be so self-hating and keep changing and evolving and this guy's just shitting out of his nose. By, Lynn, you ever think who thought of this thing, right? It's like a three-string guitar. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I this guy's just shitting out of his nose. The violin, you ever think who thought of this thing, right? It's like a three-string guitar, but like, party for your shoulders. Yeah. How'd you get the violin string? Where'd you need it? To be fair, what, Christian?

I'm about to peg a warm die, Dr. Pepper, you. The guy's not a household name. Jay pulled his name out. You're wrong. He's not the only household name. This guy had a run at least of a season. If not multiple seasons of a sitcom. Yeah. Not remembered. Pulled from his comment. Me and Dan remember it. I have Bill Kirchenbauer. He didn't remember that. But he remembered the show just the 10 of us with the coach from growing

pains got his own show. I remember that. I remember that. Are you know, family man family managers has a spin off of perfect strangers. Yeah. Larry Apple white worked the same Apple paper. Apple. Sorry. Larry Apple. It's on. Apple. If we're talking about talkamuse, sorry, but bulky always fucked it up. We're talking me posts. And they worked at the newspaper with the mall. Harriet from Harriet. Yeah, from family owners. Did this guy continue doing stand up after his shows Or did he just please look up Bill Kirshenbauer now?

Actually give me one more give me one more taste give me one next his next punch line. Oh my god Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

It's an exhausting act. No shit dude, bad day to wear lavender. Yeah, you're just gonna cut right through that dude. Dude, he has dressed sooky smooth though huh? Damn yeah. He's got his chest here up. I'm gonna run rubber dirt. No. Maybe I can get a bull's eye. Dress silky smooth though, huh? Damn, you guys trust her up? Robert Dirt! No!

Maybe acting in a bull's eye! What the fuck? Hello children, I'm home! What? What is that even? Longdark. It's a longdark. It says it in the name. They stick up chewing gum! Come on. God damn it.

God damn it, I hate whatever this is. Yeah. I'm getting physically mad. This is maybe the worst comedy I've ever seen. It's so shitty. At the bonfire, SX7X7 Twitter we'll tweet this out this might be Damn Holy balls

This is bad. Is he at a white pride rally? What does that sign behind him? That's for all the area and words Are we at the nights of Damn you did it towel off Look at this guy this guy's right. Yes, what is what is Zany asshole? Damn dude, I've never been blown away by this sometimes you see this and you go okay I get what they're doing this you're just like I can't get what he's doing this guy's just scrambling guys fucking I can't get what he's doing. This guy's just scrambling. This guy's fucking...

There's nothing worse than a zany bitch. Yeah. He also crosses his eyes most of his show. This is the most... This is the best comedy crowd ever We're on that I got to hear with the fuck that set up was that I don't think that made any sense Oh, no after the plant. I can't watch the plant. Please don't put it to the plant Dude this is gonna be a legendary Plant down. I'm gonna fuck we got a lot. Just at least I'll show 150 because yeah turn it up

Ah, a couple more seconds before go to like yeah Christine you are dealing with dynamite right now Here's a new invention of mine. This is a stereo speaker for the death. I want to tell God damn it I'm so bad. Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was going to get one more. He didn't. He didn't.

He's got a legendary standup comic he became an actor. It's like his standup didn't get him. No, no, no. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up.

You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going to look up. You're going for a comment. He was just a day player. You're right. There's a zillion of those. But I'm telling you you have to Look up the latest That's it. I gotta see what happens when this guy's okay. By the time by the way, he's like probably 40 or something when he was playing the coach You know, I mean, yeah, and he's probably like in his early 30s. I'd say here maybe even like late 20s He was just that balding, but But don't don't don't not play that on the video more

I need to hear a little more back then. Oh my god, you can find it the early news of him 38 and if I was 38 in the early 80s I'm like 21 in early 80s looks yeah, I'm 38 right? I told you Bert young and Rocky crazy 32 when he made the Guys in understand it just shave it off like they wore their hair I think this is the oh my god. That's the Gallagher effect. Yeah, it really is. They just let it fucking go out The top Lewis looks if he grows his hair out. Absolutely do. Oh Lewis should grow up Steven right? Oh my god You know I used to have a mom And then she did heroin and I said they And then she did heroin and I said they

Chaffered eleven so they were closed and I was like close assessed open 24 hours And they said not in a row You gotta do Stephen Wright do as Lewis does and he's like, you know Sometimes baby James Stephen Wright as Lewis Yeah, what's up dog? You just got over here's a real faggot. Yeah You guys suck each other's dicks. It's pretty crazy It's like I get fight fight me pussy fight me in the parking lot. Skank hands. Skank. It's fight me pussy Fight me pussy

Skank hands Skank hands again. Give me one more give me one more taste of Gershian Bauer I love it dude. Honestly four minutes and 30 seconds, this guy's making a job look like prior. You're not kidding. It's crazy. This guy is put together a set that is fucking wild. That we watched the Alonac laser beginning,

I would, that looks revolutionary compared to this. This is crazy. My impression of gum. What? Who? I mean, mad all over again. That's one of my favorite hardest laughs, where I think the last time as an adult,

I think I peed myself a little laughing, was Michael the Raging Bull of Comedy, who gets a stupid people. That's a little bonfire context. He asked me and Kurt to do some gig at like a nights of something, whatever one of those plays, like a VFW. And we did it. It was me, Kurt, him, and his brother,

whose stage name was Stunod. Oh my God. Oh my God. I can never describe this to make people laugh at the way it made me laugh. So you had to be there in the moment. But St nods up there and stew nod was eating shit so hard. He was doing so bad and then it went with this crowd. It's just of old of old men like at a lodge.

Old men like looking at him like what this they don't understand. He's doing in stew nod lays on the ground. He goes, here's my impression of bacon frying. And he just lays on the ground and starts like, like semi-twitching, like bacon, like curling up. And his dead silence and kerchus goes, somebody call 911. But a wildest mouth.

In the middle of the guy, it was such a dicky thing to do to another comedian. But it was, why he was dying? And then in that dead silence goes, that's usually something to his clap style down the go, let me throw wacky one in there. Yeah, he's last joy there punch line. He goes Okay guys an impression Meanwhile turns out stew nuts just from the wrong time you throw a fucking vest on this guy and a lavender shirt. A crowd apparently will love that exact level of horse shit comedy.

Dude Bill Kitchenburger. Just fucking burger. Bill Kikinbauer. What's his name eating the pussy of the stool? Did well. Duval? Little Duval. Little Duval.

Let me show you a favorite bed here. Now let me show you the way. A little wall. Now the bitches all be like it. That's the regga, motherfucker. Way in that pussy. This is what I see. Little Duval. away in that pussy. This is what I see little do-vall Way in that pussy DJ one more time. Oh man, we got a Thursday show. We go through some old bad boys a comedy

And it is so far. Let's get there more bill kitchen burger Cooking back her stop Flat It's old dad jokes Well, let's see how much I really can't sweat okay Hey bill and Bill endorse a coming over dinner and I he's a fuck. Oh, he's always on Deodorants, you know big big giant one of the huge Giant roll on the older ones. God, damn it.

He made his head look like he put his head, like a headless horseman. This should be stopped. I bet whoever followed him is punching a wall right now. He was, why did I go right in jokes like an ass? What is this now? He's a diaphragm. I'm never getting any hair. God damn it. This is the perfect set I've seen to make someone angry.

Oh my god. Do you know who didn't get evening at the improv this time? They're like, yo, Kirk and Bach, they got it. What the fucking diaphragm bit? Oh my god, he's not doing the fucking, he's not gonna do the fucking bald head. He's not gonna do the gum impression. He's not gonna do the teotering thing, is he?

He's killed. He's so much rendered for it. He should have been stopped. Yeah, maybe it's the same as in where it's just like the comedy happening in the clubs was way better than what was filmed. No. No. No.

This is going. No. No comedy, blue. Wait, he's not done. He's murdering. Shards on touch. You got to go on my favorite ride, which is the Matterhorn roller coaster ride. If you've never been on it, I'd like to show you what it's like Jesus

I don't need to get I Brooklyn stand up Brooklyn stand fuck up Water in his own shoot that out dude tweet that set out that might be six minutes and 50 seconds Dude Dennis your magic then I used to call tell Kurt. He was gonna be the next Dennis Wolfberg of Tom Lee Yes, Kurt. I it's Curtis Dennis Wolfberg guys. He's Dennis Wolfberg, please. On the top left. I just want to see the ghost of Kurt's future.

Wolfberg. Damn, dude. That set was so bad. Were the 80s that just that? Was it that bad? Oh. Oh, my God. Dude, that's so fun.

I'm gonna get it off of you. And his joke's fun. I'm gonna get it. It's jokes. Rollin' I got lucky eyes I hope they don't frighten you in any way Anyway god gave me something incredibly big unfortunately you had to be my eyes Damn dude, we can watch 80s comedy for I mean is it what the relics is uncle Dennis coming over? Is he gonna do a stupid fucking eye jokes all day? Oh my god dude Wait, the torus RGA Roger said I remember that bit with the toilets he cover. He was like a young Kevin James Damn dude. Oh look at that. He knows the name Jamie lunar. She was the hot one. Oh, yeah

That was a strong grow arc is She was the hot one. Oh, yeah, that was a strong grow arc is The pizza I believe is probably the blonde yeah, but Jamie lunar poppy pizza said must have been the coke He's absolutely correct that audience was electric From coke, Iina that guys much of his shirt from a little large percentage of that guy's shirt is a different color From beginning of that set he did five minutes and 33 seconds. He was spent. Yeah, dude. That is a MMA, that's a boxing round, not an MMA round.

You can't go five it, man. I can't go five minutes. You gotta go through it. Do you get from Lee County said that this guy used to open for Gallagher? Oh, probably. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, sick fake name on the ball had Shaggy side store.

That's a, that's the way sick fake name on the ball on the ball had shaggy sides tour. That's a that's a That's a double reference fake name. Yeah, you're getting from Lake County. Yeah, yeah, great from the elevator parties. I love that immediately Mm-hmm. Everyone do you guys parents are gone? You got over to do you guys Christine, could you find newer built Kirk and Bauer? It's not coming up. Yeah, things all okay No, I don't know. It's all gonna be old. We're not tired. It's 80s.

Yeah, it was last time he blessed the mic. Yeah, when he's fat, when he's fat, when he's fat, or you'll see when he's older. Oh, dude, I want to see it. When he was just the 10 of us, he was fat. Jamie Lunar. That was my girl. That was when I liked.

I remember, I just want to see his more heady stuff. It's already 5.50. So, yeah, we got to take a break. All right. GM, dude, build Kirk. We'll come back, everyone. Build Kirk and Boc. And the break, everywhere. The thick of yeah, we got to take a break. All right. GM, dude, Bill Kirk. We'll back everyone. We'll back everyone. Kirk and Bach.

And the break, everyone. Think of TV shows. You missed a lot of. Was Buck Rogers just him trying to get back to Earth? I don't even know. They were on Earth for one season, and they changed it to the searcher. Please make sure your own town hill. It was only two seasons.

Can you make sure that Bill Curtin-Boward didn't die of anything sad? That we're gonna have to feel bad about later? He's dead. Well, he's guys tonight, Jeff thing, and I kind of want to see Carson be like, well, okay. Everybody, Bill. Kirk and Boward, that's weird wild stuff.

That's the only thing I know how to do with cars. Bill Kirk and Boward. No death date, age 69. Ah, nice. You know, I do it with car bill Power no death date age 69 nice God Jacob's time he man Tony my uncle You got to do it with the Justin Go to videos. He got super fun.

Lank. That's back from the show, I think. Oh, dude, he's MCN. Oh, man. 80s. Oh, man. Come on, he does corporates. Of course.

Oh, man, he's on the A list. Shout out the A list. Some of my favorite TV shows, as a young boy, watching stand-up comedy. Oh, he's like looks like a sweet old man now Too bad I hope he never hears us just completely look he lives through all that coke he found his way He had success. It just wasn't in stand-up. Well that one sets and furiating. No, no go to it With the other one you're about to play I bet that we need to take a break. Oh shit. We do we'll be back with more Bill Kirk and Belle everybody if you know

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