The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Heating Pad (feat. Josh Adam Meyers)

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Josh Adam Meyer returns with stories from his tour with Jelly Roll and Jacob faces ridicule for his frigid behavior.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Oh, what's your face about? Robert Kelly What's your face about? I just looked over and a man that I respect yeah, and have grown to love Jacob a ta How the heating pad on his lap. No, is that happening? Oh like he's an old grandma back in the west. You're like for heating pad. I mean that's extreme

It's extreme. I'm happy with it. It's extreme, though, to bring the work. It's on his lap. It was cold in here today. But it's not that cold. Heating pads. Heating pads elderly. Dude, a heating pad is like... The pre-tap was brutal.

He has a heating pad. Electrical heating pad. Yes, he does. I have two upstairs. Electrical heating pad. Yes he does. I have two upstairs. I brought one down because it was particularly awful. I just looked, I look, I don't mind the seven jackets and the hoodie and the winter coat. I mind all of that.

But the heating pad, under the blanket, over the, over the, blanket over the crotch. This is not. And it's plugged in. This is not making the female face. Doesn't do any good if it's not plugged in, right? I mean, am I right? Am I right? But am I right?

I think we were just, I think we were just Jake-thup. We just got Jake-thup. We just got Jacob. We just got Jacob. Dude, it is fun. And really just, I mean, who brought down a jacket and the Union comment on him that he's cold. Oh, I did. I walked in.

I was a jacket, but then you have, let me just explain to the listeners, because this is a radio show. And sometimes we don't explain it, because we don't do it well. Yeah, we're bad at radio. You have a shirt, a, another shirt,

then a hoodie. Then a hoodie, you have a hoodie. Then another hoodie. Then a zip up hoodie. Then a zip up hoodie. Then you have a jacket. A winter jacket. Winter jacket, not a summer jacket.

Not a light spring jacket. It is a winter skiing out in the wilderness jacket. I've seen guys who bushcraft for days in the woods wear that jacket. No, Jacob's dress for... And finally men. Jacob's dress, you're dressed for winter outdoor work. Yeah, you're dressed for making an igloo.

Not inside of a beautiful studio. Or studio three below. I like that. But then what makes me sick to my stomach. Seeing you look so elderly. Is seeing you take the heating pad and slide it under a blanket on your lap. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

Listen. The blanket on the lap, fine. The nine jackets, okay. No, none of them are fine. We've just gotten used to it. Because it's set for your comfort level. Yeah, right now, right now, the thing is, what are we pinned to hot?

Right. Yeah. Okay, and if it gets warming, I'll take the jackets off. I roll with the temperature. I'll shut it off. The heating pad is too much. Too much. Heating pad, not turned on, isn't very good, is it? No, but heating pad turned on, it was. No, you're absolutely right.

You're not correct in that, but this is just not like you're putting that a very unfuckable vibe, Jacob, is all I'm saying. Well, you brought it up, so it's... Yeah. No, you plugged it in. I think... yeah, you plugged it in. I would have just done the show quietly. It's not quiet. It's not how it works.

Buddy. It's not quiet. Your behavior over there is very loud. Your behavior in that corner speaks volumes. Look, it was particularly cold during the pre tapes I said, let me try something new because my, this is really not, my hands are freezing. This is, I'm keeping you here to warm my hands up. Well, get a hot cup of coffee and hold it. That's more manly. I don't want that. You're a thin-blooded man.

There's tea. Drink tea. There's tea. Hot tea. I don't want that. You're a thin-blooded man. There's tea. Drink tea. There's tea. Hot tea. I don't want tea. Well, get something hot and hold it. I have it right here.

No, that is a... That's a heating pad for a great, but there's no back. Let me see your face. I don't know why this affects you so much. I really don't know. You just look crazy, because it looks like we have a lunatics

listening to the studio with us. You're making me think that my body's off. I'm trying something new. You're just passing through asking for change and just trying to get money back to get a bus ticket back. I would rather have you choose. Is this the Rosa new? No.

I'd rather have it be that. No, you would. I'd rather have you choose. You take that back. I swear to God. I mean, I'd rather have you choose. I swear, I backed that up 100%. I'd rather have you kiss a guy with tits right now in front of me.

Ton kiss and enjoy it. I'd rather have you kiss a guy with tits right now in front of me. Tongue kiss and enjoy it. I'd rather have you. I'd rather become the guy with tits than this. I'd rather have you transition. Instead of just dicking around with this all the time, just tell us you want a transition and we'll be okay with it. You're transitioning to an old Jewish grandmother. Let's see your anybody titties.

They don't get the studio. They're not here. So they think these guys are. They know it's indoors. They know it's indoors. They know. Yeah, we don't understand that the blowers over me and that these studios are designed to keep the equipment Nice and cool and not give a fuck about anyone who's actually working in here Yeah, but you're wearing stuff that if you saw your own breath, you should be wearing.

Yes. You're already like, you're gonna go looking for your family in a big giant maze with an axe. Yeah, you're wearing stuff. You're wearing stuff like if one of us was possessed by the devil, and you were gonna perform an exorcism, that's what you would wear. Can I say that?

The priest and the exorcist were less. He's true. I was only gonna heat up my hands and turn it off. But my hands are that uncomfortable. And then I was going to, but you pointed it out, like you needed to put a spotlight on it. I saw my friend, who I care about, who's a man, who sends me manly things.

We send manly, gentlemen things back and forth to each other. We like the same things. I saw you plug in a heating pad and put it on your lap under, under a blanket. You addressed like you came back to tell us tales of climbing Kilimanjaro. Bobby's side, I right before went off affected me. I forget to actually hurt me inside. right before we went off affected me. I forget to actually hurt me inside. It wasn't comedian looking side-light. I don't respect this person sitting next to me. Side-light. No, you lost his respect. And now I have to work so hard to get it back. One way you could do that is unplug that silly pad. I really don't want to.

Well, that's the one I respect that much. How warm I want. It's not even that warm. It's not that cranked. I mean, I have it on high, but it's not working. It's not there yet. You know, like, do you have a birthday present coming tomorrow? Worst then, you know, second.

You have it. We all bought you a birthday present, and it came in today. Don sent me a text. So tomorrow, you might not need that heating pad. Because we got you on one way ticket to Florida. Yeah. You're going to do the show. I feel like it's going to be something.

I feel like it's going to be something that makes me look silly. No. What? Look silly than what? Yeah. What is it? What? Then a homeless person? Can I say the only thing worse than Bobby's eyes, Christine's feminine disgusted,

listering at me, right? Well, it was not that, it was when you said, I think you're gonna do something to make me look ridiculous, not like you dress for a mountain climb indoors. Well, what should I do? There wasn't even panned for the pre-takes. It wasn't. Yeah, I don't care panned for the pre-taping. It wasn't.

I don't care what it was on. It was just cold. Lou brought a coat down for a reason. He's already taken it off. I might shut this off and put, right, because you don't, you wanna keep it on. You don't want the peer pressure. Your shame should heat you up. I'm telling you, but it is a bit now.

It is a bit now. It's bit now. I am getting a little toasty. I'm saying I need the heating pad. I call it excessive starting at the winter jacket over the hoodie. I think the hoodie is excessive personally. Not the pullover hoodie, but the Zipa hoodie. As I would say, excessive, but at that point, I'd go, okay, the winner coat on top of it, then a blanket, then a heating pad does make me think that you have circulation issues or something like a grandmother. I mean, I haven't been told that I'm in pretty good shape.

Yeah, you're in fantastic shape. But you're not covering the things that would make you warm your head. If you covered your head, I'll put the heating pad on your heart. I'm gonna get you in a studio too. I'm gonna get the ball on top. I'm gonna kill a buffalo and get it's hide. Yeah. That's a you look at you look at you look at a buffalo bills fan in mid season. Yeah you do you look like you're at a football game. Bobby, I am turning this off now. Thank you. You don't want to. Because I'm hot.

Now I'm hot. But yet, I don't think it was because of this. It's the shame. It's the shame has made you. However, I'm not ruling it out completely in the future. Easy. You got your quarterback to run. You're going to start a fire in here.

I haven't somebody. I mean, I haven't used the heating pad since my grandmother died. And you took hers? That's how she died. I brought one to work, but I had severe back pain. When you had your back issues. That's fine. A heating pad is fine with back issues.

And I thought that, by the way, I ran her down just as bad as we're running down Jacob right now for that heating pad really yeah I thought it was a Outland's behavior to bring a heating pad to work but Way more sense than what Jacob's doing and he got a heating pad that's very feminine It's a very tiny heating pad. This was the downstairs wall greens only one they had heating pad. Yeah That's what you make sense. Yeah, wait and get a better one because that looks like it's just there to heat up Like a pussy and asshole. She's a strip. Yeah

She had a heating pair a pad like a like shape like a beer like a fish. I Mean it was what I need what I had at my disposal at the moment We also had seven jackets and a blanket. Do you guys want to heat up our weeners one at a time and then compare soft weeners when it's nice and warm? Yeah, I'll do that. Okay, not in this cold. I won't pull it out. Can we do balls like measure them now when they're cold and then heat them up and then measure them when they're hot and gooey? My balls are tight right now for sure. My balls are tight right now too. Yeah, is there anything better than a gooey hot nut in the morning?

I love it. I love it. I've started really enjoying doing different things too with like when I close my legs now my thighs and My balls are loose. It'll like knock one up or down. I really enjoy that. I kill a lot of time with that sometimes I love just shaking the leg and seeing which way the ball goes Every time you close it could pop up, you'll shoot back down. Yeah. I like it. I like it too.

I'm enjoying my old loose ball bag. I love my old ball bag. It seems to have happened all at once, but now it's a real dangling bag. It's a great feeling. It's a really good feeling. Did people hate big balls? Girls.

Jacob. Girls, you're nodding yes, Christine. You don't like big balls Oh, no, it's not a yesterday. Oh What do you guys do you guys flirting? Yeah, we're secret flirting really not that secret you guys are winking at each other I did want to ask a doctor looking MD you ever wonder why Like a ball bag like a ball bag falls. Look, what is it? Why all of a sudden you hit a certain age

your ball bag drops? What's the medical reason for that? We could find out right now. If there's a doctor, and listen, can you call in? Absolutely. Because I don't... There really seems to be no reason for it.

Well, your body should be very warm all the time. Your ball bag should be dragon. If you want to have sex with Jacob, you have to undress them like a fucking dangerous liaison girl. I think it's just like, I think I think I take off 11 layers. Yeah, Jacob, Jacob always dressed like a stole stuff from Marshalls. For all the ladies out there, this is just

a studio, high jinks, studio high jinks, it's not this persona is just on air Yeah, if you do want to sleep with Jacob allow yourself 30 more minutes Yeah, to undress him. Yeah, I like to say his own dress them and also if you wouldn't mind an indoor fire Whether there's a fireplace or yeah, and boy is it gonna be worth it? You finally peel back the last layer Yeah, man his dick is so warm already, but don't put your arm with your cold hands. Make sure you have a lot of coat hangers and an extension.

He goes, are you going to put a heating pad on your back? It's only when I'm on the bottom. Your skin naturally starts to lose elasticity as you get older and that's just sagging to the built-in function. So nothing. Yeah, I yeah I just give like rick flare elbows on my nut bag no no so that that doesn't make sense to me because the going by this then that it says when you get into like a cold pool your balls are still tight no not tight they're still they're sagging even though No, not tight. They're still they're sagging even though they can they should constrict when it's cold, but that that article is saying your balls lose their elasticity. So when you jump into a cold bath, they're going to stay loose egoosey. No, why do your balls get tight? The question is to the internet. Why do

your balls get tight? What is that? You don't know the answer to that? I don't. It's maintaining temperature. So when it's cold, I like science, J. What's that even science is basic. When it's cold, they get super tight because your balls go up to your body to stay as warm as possible. And that's why when you have a fever and shit like that,

is when they drop down low, that's the best fever balls. Wait a minute, you're saying that they're protecting themselves? Yes. Is that a thing? Science. 100%. Yeah. This is basic science.

I'm surprised we're actually spending so much time on that. Dr. Ogrison. Yes. Are you sure? I would say. Are you 100% sure, Dr. Ogrison? I'm 100% sure. 1 million percent sure.

1 million percent sure that your balls are protecting themselves from the cold. Yeah. And then when it gets gets hot they can just hang out and go walk around yeah the yard a little bit. Yep I would like to see that in writing my own needs X Anybody want to dispute this anybody raise you I distributed anybody just you didn't do you think it's true? Your your balls are protecting themselves. I'm with you because I want to win back here your respect. You know what? That look he gave me was it got me in the gut.

And it got me in the gut too. It was exactly right. It was real quick. Sure, I'll read it. Let me put my you want to whack your hands around while you say it. Let me. I don't have to do that anymore. In cooler temperatures, the scrotum reacts or shrinks,

pulling the testes closer. It does, wait, it does water shrinks? Retracts. There you are. Or shrinks, pulling the testes closer to the body to maintain warmth. You know what, Dr. Ocasin? Yeah.

I apologize. Continue, we don't, please. In warmer temperatures, it loosens, allowing the testes to cool down. So what happens when you're old and your balls lose elasticity, they don't shrink, tighten up and cold anymore? I don't know.

My balls still tighten up and cold. I see like my balls have gotten bigger, but I do also feel like they, they still, when they're cold, they're still tight up. Yeah, my balls tighten gotten bigger, but I do also feel like they my ball they still when they're cold They're still tight up. Yeah, my balls tighten up a cold to 100% you think you're like literal testicles have grown I Think the bag is just dangles like a lot more. Yeah And it's in it's hanging form

Then you got a person like an Ari Shafir who I like to believe his balls never ever tighten up his balls are Who I like to believe his balls never ever tighten up his balls are ones way lower than the other and they are just a thick Heavy sack of balls. I'd say his balls individually as testicles are the size of racket balls his balls ahamas Yeah, they want to be a far away from the that Jewish man is ball. That is absolutely true They were trying to distance themselves. They want their own state. They want their own state Are these balls want their own state they want their own state are these balls want their own state and there's a lot of pushback his balls are the worst I don't mind those balls really yeah I don't mind a bug a pair of vascular big but he's also got a big swing and hammer to like the whole thing works ladies and gentlemen guys It's the bonfire right now everybody you're listening to the bonfire with big J. Ocasin Robert Kelly and Josh

We're talking about balls dude you came at a good time. Oh, oh please. I'm all about it Oh, he's ripping me. He came up in the studio part. I'm breaking everything there Breaking the stuff What's up buddy? I'm so excited to be here welcome back. I know it's it's a weird adjustment to regular world right now. It is a high bat Yeah, I'm at the level of fame where I can wear sunglasses at all the time No, you're not yeah I am yeah, it's a Bobby hooked me up with his fucking glass guy you met him right I did not oh I thought he sent me a message. I thought you went down. No, I haven't yet dude go down. He's ready. He's all ready to hook you up Are you actual glasses? I think which sucks?

Good come well, I'll go down. We should all go down next week Let's do it prescripties. Well meet Anthony Aiden dude over in East Phyllis, the best glasses guy in the business. I need to get a prescription for him. Yeah, he does them there. He's actually does your prescription. Is he an optimologist? Yeah. Okay, that doesn't mean anything. So he makes glasses. No, he's both. He's a doctor. He designs glasses and he will give you an eye exam and do your prescription also. You already know you got a stigmatism. We all got stigmatism. Let's be stigmatism boys. She's sitting right there dude.

Yeah. She's got a stigmatism. Stigmatism. You crazy dirty stigmatism. I'm not a stigmatism. I have allergies. Josh, we were talking about... We were talking about our ball backstropping as we get older.

Do you know nobody in this room besides me knew that the balls get tight and loose depending on body temperature? Yes, I know. I knew that. How did you not know? Because you get it when it gets cold, your balls kind of like go tight like a potato bug. Yeah, like almost like a bar, like a potato bug.

That's just that was weird. What's a potato bug? That was a weird thing to make call it, but sure. Potato bug, like one of those bugs that like rolls up into the balls. Oh, you don't remember those? You've been on tour with Jenny Roll too long. Yeah, I see a potato bug done come up in my bum bump.

That while I reckon I want to know potato bugs over there. Oh, what you got over there's a big cross. I'll say, I'll say, I'll say. You know what I mean? My dick look like a corn house. Which I've a Tada bug tattooed the bottom of it. You know, Maryland is below the Mason Dixon line and I have accepted my Southern roots.

I can't wait until Josh starts on ironically wearing cowboy hats. I almost got a buckle and they wanted me, I wore a cowboy hat in a couple of venues. We did Texas, I did Corpus Christi, I wore a cowboy hat. Because you were on last time, you told us where you're going.

Tell everybody, you went on tour with Jelly Roll. You, what were you doing? Like, did you open, you open up a show? How did it work? All right. So I'll give you such a red, that he is a Honda old, that's fucking red. I love it. Seriously, there's no reason for those sunglasses. I can't delay. I let him. I let him. I like, I like long, gray beard sunglasses.

He's got to wear it because that window has a little slice and someone might walk by a Recognism and then where we're fine. He's supposed to go nuts and we don't have security. We have a guy who's supposed to have shut up Jacob. Shut the fuck up. We have a guy with a heating pad. Yeah, okay? Heading pad on his lap. No, no, it doesn't. He wants to smoke the cigarette. By the way, still quit vaping. Still been almost a month and a half. I quit vaping on tour after 12 fucking years because of my vocal cords. Like I'm having surgery the end of February. Oh, don't do that.

The surgery? Yeah, what if your voice becomes normal? That would suck. You coming? Hey guys, me Josh. Hey guys, I'm going on tour at Jollyville again. Hey guys. Hey, turns out I had a man-sounding polyp on my throat. I

Can't turn on my fucking larynx Hey finally Josh straight to live out loud to be real Me and Joe DeRose are gonna go on a cruise together I have just I have a bunch of scar tissue from acid reflux. I got to get that shit scraped off dude Dude, I'm what if your voice changes man. It won't are you sure I'm done it before. Oh you have I've had the surgery once before Okay, it's just my ring This is the dude when we when we did the show every night every song that we did even when we did the jam at Skankfest and Ra was trying to, uh,

When you saved Skankfest, dude, We did fucking come in with the fucking, and came all over that audience. Save Skankfest. I forget if someone told me you said you came up to him and went, I mean, to save Skankfest, It's been killing all weekend. Sure, but the jam is, the jam is, I mean, every other night show that you had fell apart, like the jam is the show, right? Like the night night had fell apart like the jam is the show right like the night night

Show yeah the night night shows. I'm saying that show wasn't a good plan. What's the night night show? It was supposed to be like a karaoke thing that I knew would not do well. I call that I call that three other musical acts and you into place by the time we would have gotten to the karaoke Yes, we had to put up a we put up Palm squares wild planes and by the, seven does probably fucking annihilated. So it opened and it fucking closed. Incredible. Incredible.

I tell you, who did annihilate on that show? Bob Kay. Bob Kay. So. Sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub I was so mad about what I already did to you in that show by the way I didn't like that I don't want when he fucking went out and you know ours are a whole little do stand whatever he did And he goes boo J when you come out and you went out you were like hey, what's up guys boo and you were like What the fuck's happening? I was puzzled for it. It was funny. It was funny. And I just see that clip. I made it It was them going Bob hey Bob and then booing you. You don't follow me on social media.

That makes me sick. I do follow you. Okay. We'll watch some clips. Okay. You were tagged in it. It's all right. Okay. Um, the tattoo looks good. He did. He did. He did. The next one. Yeah. I, I, I, here's the deal. And, and we, we're going to thank anybody for that one. I know Christine already sent it out, but thank jelly. Jelly fucking, got, didn't feel good, and then she still got us the private role. Role. Oh, okay. We come jelly.

We come gel gel. Or J.R. Mr. Role. Jesus' favorite son. Oh my God. Dude, dude, dude, dude, it is like, he wants to come on here to tell the story of how we fucking met and now he's like,

we have to do this, like tell this whole story on the podcast, because it's still like- It's a radio show. Yeah, we don't have to do it, but it's a radio show. Thank you. I'm so sorry. We would talk that. Don't get mad at me. We would talk, not a podcast radio show.

We thought we were a podcast, and we were talking a radio show, and also told him we're not gonna radio. I'm just trying to help things out. He's all one sentence. He goes, guys, this is not a podcast, this is a radio show. And you guys are banned at radio. Go ahead.

So, so, but jelly got us that private jet, even though he was supposed to go with us and he still, and he didn't feel good, he still gave us the jet. We flew out there, we were able to do the show. It was perfect. If I didn't have that, that, that transportation to get to Skankfest, that would have been one of the worst fuckers. We were leaving Cleveland, had

to fly like 6 a.m. Get to Vegas, you know, not really sleep, do the show, and then the next morning fly out the first fucking thing. We just got a band, and I would have went out there and just josh out of my eyes. You can't do it, damn. Oh, no, sure I can. Then you cannot. All day long. You can't fucking it, damn. Oh, no, no. Sure I can. Then you cannot. It's all down. You can't fucking not. If you did do it, I could have done it and been introduced correctly. That's possible.

You could have gotten something to do right away. Ladies and gentlemen, you have been in the year 30 years in the business. Starting the first guy to do a podcast in the West Coast, you've seen him on tourgasm. All the show's Comedy Central, three hours specials. I love this guy.

He's my brother, give it up for Robert Bobby King Kelly. Yay! Sing your song. Sing your song. And they jailed him. I don't know. They jailed him. I get thrown on a fucking top gun, one piece,

and Josh had a Myers-Full Sam. That's a nice one piece. That Edomire is a full fan. That's a one piece. That might be a two piece. I study Josh and all his moves. I know all his moves. What am I most? Me and you both are fitting into one piece.

I know it's not him anymore, but a classic Josh Edomire's. I take a whack of the fucking vape and go like this with my fingers. Come on. You're not going to get the pilot one piece. You're going to get the guy on the aircraft carrier deck. That's doing this. With the fucking kids on. Go go. Yeah. Swinger in. Swinger in. Highway to the. Not good. Josh. In a virus. Nobody can. There's no one. Try. Please try. Tested on just during and all right Christine no Josh next gang fest Well, he can come but I will be hosting the guy

And Josh you will close it with a number and you will have to sing like big jet We would trade places for the entire weekend. I will be Josh I'll skiddoodle host the gym you don't know, no, I'll just get one of that. Let me hear some. I just come to the thin basket, laps, go on the day of all, come back and do fancy little foam and all the pain. Bring me up.

I mean, hey everybody, welcome to this day. Now, bring it as home, everybody, Robert. Oh, that's my favorite thing ever. Is it my baby? In between songs. Come on, everybody. Give it to me, everybody. my favorite thing ever. Is it my baby? In between songs? Come on, everybody. Give it to me, everybody. Come on, everybody.

So you won on tour, and what were you doing? So there's, I treated it basically. I really were doing it like a stand-up show. We had the first act, the middle act, and then we had jelly. So I would go up at the beginning at 6.30. The crowd would already be there for about an hour. I'd go up and do 20 minutes from 6.30 to 6.50 with the band.

And it was like crowd working. I could, because they had the lights on in the arena or the amphitheater, so I could see all the way to the lawn. I could see all the way in the 3.10 sections and I would just get people to do shit. And we'd do this like form of musical crowd work where people, it was almost like telephone, right? I'd be like, what do you do?

And then it would shout down and then you do some right now? Like Sam now. Oh, now man. I want to have fun. You don't work. It's the worst thing you don't know. The bad five fans do not want that. Come on. Definitely the red dude. Dude, you told you say you're funny. You said you're funny. Tell me a joke.

Let's do it when people do the comic. You say you're funny, dude. Sing a funny song for us right now. Crowd work Jacob right now. Isn't it just in a work like that? You just do it at a joke. Let's do it with people do the comic. You say you're funny dude, sing a funny song for us right now. Crowd work Jacob right now. Isn't it just in a work like that? You can just do it at a nowhere. He's burning his balls. He's wearing way too many layers in October. He's lost weight. He's been getting 60 pounds. Too many? I'm fucking never. I did it for 50 minutes a night. That was what was crazy. Well, 40 minutes of it was the song What's Up by

For Non Blons. Mm, final set, but there was, I know it wasn't 40 minutes, that was a joke. Yeah, we thought back. Hey, go for 40 minutes was that one song you went? No, you had 40. Hey guys, real quick. Yeah, this is comedy.

Radio show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'm not just, yeah, Jays getting me excited. No, so you did, you, you, you opened it up, you did that, and then you went back up again. And then I started bring up, I bring up the first act. They were just a band though, right? Yeah, what we, we had it was either struggle Jennings,

who was like jelly's best friend, who's like country, hip hop, who you said he sucked. No, no, no, no no no that you know what that you know what that that was a crime that's not I never said that that's like my it's you know we're on the air now but so yeah you didn't say that yeah so do not do that did what I understand struggle was great yeah wait a minute what did you say that that was like when he called me that was different oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And you love him. Yeah, it's like when you come up from a severing You have a deep off Take this with the fuck off. He hasn't decompression the front door He's almost like buddy. I'm Can't take a joke with me

It's not that your fans fucking hate me and gonna go online They're gonna fucking write a message to struggle Janning They're not gonna do that all fucking get stabbed in the stomach Let me make you keep telling them to do exactly that they will. Probably. Josh, you allowed us to talk with whoever. He'll. Now listen, I'll clear it up for you, Jesus Christ.

Josh never told me anything other than positive things by struggle Jennings. No, seriously, dang, fuck, dang, seriously man. Honestly God, he's never, never meant to say anything bad about this guy. What's it, Russell Jennings? Struggle Jennings. Struggle Jennings, you've only, I've wrestled Jennings, I've talked a lot of shit about this.

You've never said anything about Struggle Jennings. You've only said good things about the whole show. Everybody involved is awesome. Yeah. Yeah. So go ahead, struggle would go on then. Struggle would go on. He'd do about a half hour, then I'd go back up to another 15.

And then I'd bring up the middle act, which would be like, yellow wolf, three six mafia, or like Ashland, we brighter, El King. Ashland, we brighter, El King, who you told me both, wanted to suck your dick, but you wouldn't let them. I did say that, yeah. I did say that, that is true. Now I remember how comedy works.

Also you said yellow wolf. Also you said yellow wolf. You said, you're coming back, right? Also yellow wolf, you said there also you said yellow off you said yes and you're coming back to me also yellow off you said there's a lot of gayship backstage now you did say he does such gay stuff back there yeah in fact you say he just he did gay stuff with everybody like black blue laughing at his home studio so it's a shit just you know he did gay stuff with

everybody on tour except you it was it was it was a it was a very big gay so you know, he did gay stuff with everybody on tour except you. It was a very big gay festival. Yeah, it was very proud. We were loud. We were loud. We were proud. Everyone would drag in warm balls. So great.

Everything was going to be droopies. And then you would do the final set, which was basically like, at that point, the arena or the empathy that was completely full. So it's just, it's a lot going on. So, we would do... I would make these characters throughout the night, and I would always bring one of them on and get them just like, you know, give everybody kind of like behind them, and we'd say,

and fucking, what's up by four non-blans? Like, you night the crowd, and then I bring up Jelly Roll. And how did you bring up Jelly Roll? Uh, dude, it was a fucking big J at Moon Moon Tower. Was it it was big J. It Moon Tower How was it? Let me hear I mean I can't believe it man. We are lucky to live in the same era as this man Who like we don't love his music? We need his music ladies and gentlemen. It was my honor to introduce to you music ladies and gentlemen it was by honor to introduce to you

Jellie Rowe the crowd loses their shit I mean ghost fucking aveship bananas and then they have to wait 15 minutes till he goes up because I need to take some more to take all my shit off that's hilarious so you're not really introducing him kind of but not really so you're introducing him.

I'm introducing that it's coming. Yeah. It's coming. It's coming. Jelly Rolls gonna be out right now. Guys, thank you. I'm Josh. I've been Josh and you've been great. Hey, give it a round of applause for all these people that I really love backstage.

Hey, Yellow Wolf's not a wigger jerk off. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! So, it would take five minutes, I'd for him to get all your stuff off.

Wow. They would, because they had to like, change the whole set over and then just basically put like all his shit up. And we watched our Good can ask what we're going how did he come out like what was his opening? He did a song called the lost Like was it all dark and then it let how did he do it? He's walk out. Yeah, no it was it was his what was what I I didn't know his music before I went other than

I think I love his songs. I love his great, but need a favor as my favorite songs right only song in the history of radio to be number one on country and rock at the same time. That's a fact It's a stone cold hard fact Are you never remembering Josh What I feel like you're not remembering we had this you said that before now is like now That's not true and we looked it up and it was true. Yeah, you're saying I think I guess it's a fact It's a hardcore So funny because you're such in that world. Yeah, it's a couple months. You forgot about our world

forgot about our world. I hate the comedy world. I'm getting a rock age. I'm buddy. The music world is so much more lovey-dovey than the comedy world. For me, it's all hugs because they can't make fun of each other at all because at some point they have to go out and go So they can't talk each other all the time That's It's not that but that's not it either Well, who you gonna do, who you gonna do, what you gonna do, what you gonna do, MAMANOSAN What's that famous L-Kingsong, what's the famous L-Kingsong? X's and O's, I thought it was muffin top and a Nashville

Come on y'all Oh my goodness, Jesus Muffin top and a Nashville Jesus muffin topping a natural John is back Josh is back Josh is back and not going anywhere because I won't be invited back I'm gonna win them over because I'm good looking. I'm pretty funny Oh Give me the need a favor Lord I need a favor Don't tell me you didn't fucking listen to that on the drive-homes the Westminster I'm gonna say this I listen when I went to Vermont from my house in the Hampshire

Back road route 25 country road. Oh way there. Oh way back windows down on the way back at 12 o'clock at night The whole way grab rock couldn't stop doing it grab rock right here. What is it? Together I need a favor I Just That's really good. Do you want to host goddamn comedy jam with the next guy? I got only do four minutes Good luck Good luck. I get girt when I said If Josh is gonna make it to all three nights next time can each night someone else do

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Our father, who are in heaven, dookah do! Hello be here that name! So besides Trouble Jennings, who else sucked? Did he suck really? No. You know what? This is what I'm saying, this is the thing that I love. You said some people were like friendly,

which I felt when I went on those tours. There's some people from the others, but for the most part, everyone's like pretty great. Dude, I mean this, which I felt when I went on those tours to some people from the others But for the most part everyone's like pretty great dude. I mean this when I met struggle Do you not mean other things? I mean why is it Start a sentence okay muffin topman man face Trying to keep my shirt over That's why I musically ska do to everything and that's why that's why that's my form of comedy because that's what I'm good at actual conversation

muffin top and in Memphis The the Trina not eat after 6 p.m muffin top and in Memphis My ankles barely fit in these boots She has a GFo's amp and L King, dude. We watched that band outside. We watched the cover band on Fremont Street the day after Skankfest, me and Josh.

And I liked that song a lot. They were playing. Wait, which one? Remember you said the L King song that the cover band played? Oh, X and O. Is that what it is? That's the big hit.

Yeah, well, she, like, music. That was the song. That was the song that kind of like kicked her off kind of kicked her off and made her like it's rough Schneider daughter. I know but can I oh yeah, she is actually good. Yeah. Yeah, this is the video 182 million views Great. Oh, she's she's one of the main acts at stage coach next year with jelly. Yeah, oh yeah, she's just like a she's He's pretty badass She's she's fun man her band is awesome. Like, we really got along.

The muffin tops? Yeah. Yeah. It's El King and the cancels. Yeah. Yeah. El King and the cancels. Yeah.

Here's a chorus. There you go. One, two, three. It's going to run back to me. Because I'm the best baby that they've never got. So funny. That that's neither's daughter. I know now. Well, didn't they knock it along for a while? I don't even get along at all. Making country music. Contrino She's very very sexy on stage man. Country wants one, you play some guitar. Very confident. Guitar, Reno.

Except it was great. Do you have anything bad to say about anybody except us? No, I mean, in front of it. I just saw behind their back when you said, well, yellow wolf was a winner in a bandscape order. Yeah. And you said that she, she eats hot dogs and plays with them in her pussy backstage.

She said, actually, McBride's got one big tip, one little tit and can't read good. I didn't say that. You said, you said jelly rolls, elbows are Ashley. And you can't eat around him. Do you see jelly rolls snort skittles? Because I don't think that was cool when you said that. That's terrible. That's terrible.

That's not good for you. Yeah. Hey, look at It's not good for you. Yeah. Look at you ask, come on, stop. I was trying to find the, it was pretty funny. It was a great. So Josh. Yeah.

So when he comes out and you did, so you're working, you're up front the whole time. Yeah. You're going up and down. This is a lot of work. I'm hosting. You're hosting it. Yeah. You're going up. down. This is a lot of work. I'm hosting it. You're hosting it. You're going up, you're keeping the ground.

Was there any night where it wasn't? Because the show was great. Every show is the only show it's funny. Was the show that we did the night before, or the night that we left to go to Skangfest, which was Cleveland. On the third set, it just, something was going on,

where it was like the energy was gone, and we were trying to connect with the crowd and usually the third sets are easiest set because we're doing what's up and I'm doing all these things that are just getting people to like call and response that are funny and it's not working. And then, and I basically get off and I was like, fuck, I was like, I think that's the first one we actually bombed. And then I check somebody, we're at this amphitheater in Cleveland. It was wooden shed that's like on top of the amphitheater. And these like two guys like climbed up there

and were like running up and the whole crowd and the grass was like cheering on that guy. And it just I think it took all like the shoes away from what we had going on. That was the only set that I was even. It's interesting you said the third set was like the, the best ones. What I was doing that like again,

you're doing everything with the music. But like, going after the third time, I feel like, especially if all the, like, openers have been announced, that were been announced have gone. There's something to like that third set being like the one where the crowd's a little more like, come on, man. Let's go.

Let's go. And that's, that was funny, because what I did that whole set, which just amped them up being like you guys jelly rolls Next like aren't you guys excited and I would do all these calling response But it was but it was such a dude. What's up? I for non-blans is a song that I never would have thought would have been such a huge Part of my life with we do it the jam we end almost every big jam with that and it's a huge sing along and and dude 2425,000 people. they're singing the sit up. Cause I also do a whole thing.

It's like, nice of noise if you hear with your best friend in the whole world and everybody's like, and then it just becomes a love fest. Where the first two sets are like the comedy portions, the third one is comedy, but it's more like, I understand that it's ma'am, I understand they want jelly. So let's just, let's just,

music and have fun. Let's get it singing. And that's when I crowd surf And that's when I like what do you do while he's on do you just go chill? You're done I chill and then I go up and I do a song with them. You do I did went out there and I did a song every night what song? I do quote 45 by Afro man like the rap part What is that? You know the song you know Afro man 100% before I got we as the song

Because I got I know journey don't stop believing this is keep put it keep put it in terms of journey It's the separate ways of Light is there there Good is that you this is me and him Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Dude. Is that you? This is me and I'm. I Was it you standing as the Joe it's like before ozampic and after I mean

Because it's very similar looking but you do you jacked I am a very good. I lost weight on this trip Is there footage? There's like nothing online relays for video and stuff Do you know I have I have I have everything I have every set that I did on the whole tour on a hard drive shot with six cameras I just have to get it to my social guy, you cut it up. Dude, it's crazy. Like, I mean, I've gained 90,000 just Instagram followers, like on all my platforms, all my things almost doubled.

It's cool too, because like, it's one of those things where it's like now the ball is in the court of my agent where I'm like, all these big venues that we just did like I basically got 10% of them to sign up for my email list that enjoyed what I did So it's like I want to go back and just like hit all those markets. Do you want to hit the venue that not that venue but that area Let me play the arena The squiggly dude. So you want to go back?

But can you are you you want to go into that world now? Can't you just go and open for somebody else? Or can I go I'll do jelly next year again too. Like can you go for another band? Isn't there another? Sure, but I do. It's a hard life, man. That's a fucking tough life

being on the road for three months and being on a tour bus and it's good or bad. I don't know if you know this out on tour. Yeah, I was on 20 shows, 30 days. It's been his first concert, but I don't know. I was the I was the instigator. He was instigator. I remember that. Yeah, dude.

You shame, Jay, Davis, into being a Republican. It's my thing. I instigate. I shamed, I shamed, I shamed Jacob and to put his little, uh, bag pad down. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. You're dick blankie. Yeah. My dick blankie. No. What do you say you're dick line this? Because it needs a blankie. What, what they, what the tour,

what the tour made me realize is I want to work with a band all the time. I want to work with that band every set. That's my question. Yeah, you should just do this. No, more jokes. No jokes, but in the musical, because that was what I did. I did music, and then I would cut the band off,

and I would do a joke, and then I'd bring the music back, and then I would do this, and I would do crowd work. That's what my hour is. That's what I do at the seller when I get to use the view and she puts me up with it. So I've been able to like, you know, work on that, that form of it and it's just, it's for me that's where I'm good. I can stand there and do jokes but that's like, I'm a bar mitzvah DJ. I want a bar mitzvah DJ the crowd.

That's what I'm good at. So you're saying that was your last skankfest you'd done? No, I'm good. We'll do it every year. I'll say that. I did not say that. Just he just lost her mind. I actually love it.

I actually love that. I actually love that. We need to hang on. That's your last skankfest, right? God, get it ready, dude. Why are you just got DJ loot? I just got DJ loot. Oh.

Of course. Why are you just got DJ loot? I just got DJ loot What happened to DJ Lou? This is the first time I've seen you since you like went on like your vision quest Quit smoking lost a couple pounds. Did you really? Yeah? Two months two weeks Quit smoking really kick it out kick it out. I'm not took up to my took up domestic violence. Yeah Quit smoking domestic violence and a little bit of cocaineuckon. Yeah, Quits won't get turned into Icturner But what was the what was the worst part of the tour if there was one they had to be something that was it was the last the last few weeks Christy not having enough protein. No, they got it. They had that was the best one. The dumbbells were too little They had 45s. We had a we had a mobile gym. It was great Oh, I need all the women to fuck what bigger than that. That was the one thing

I was too tired to even try to get pussy like I Get in pussy the whole trip whole trip Well, it's not even one trip. It's this there. We're gonna go meet people. Yeah, we go right free Go right from the the city to the next city. I think that's some breaks that where you being a place No, we will we immediately go to the city. We haven't performed that yet So unless you're like setting it off and that place are in between yeah, so you didn't get you didn't come He wants I checked off in the bus now in my hotel rooms on the night off also in the bus for sure He did you jerked off in the hotel. Oh, he heard your tone. He heard your tone of the question

Let me change my tone. Let me charge me dude. Did you jerk off in the bus man? No, did you jerked off in the bus right? Yes, he else is going down dude. You fucking definitely jerked off on the bus, dude You know what's the best? No, you know, it's great to jerk it off in the bus, right? Dude, yeah Guys off on the bus right a? A bumpy, bumpy frumpy. Hang on dude, I'm whacking it in my bunk. Give me five seconds in a couple of memories.

And then you can pull my curtain back. I'm finished, I'm laying in my own yuck. Yuck. I'm drinking off under a drama I hope the merch guy doesn't hear me in nut. Did you sell merch? No, I did not next year next year. I'll do March Because he was the thing man is that like I think this tour are you gonna come the all three days this guy face? Not sure I think jelly wants to work it where we're gonna do Vegas and jelly for my friend Josh should do. He wants to go. He wants to be there.

Fantastic. Hey, hey, hey. Josh had a Myers be there. Yeah, she wanted to be there too. They're basic. Let him go. Yeah. He's with jelly now.

He wants the jelly. He's with jelly now. He's with jelly now. And you gotta let him go. No, I need at least Sunday. Yeah, well always dude, well, he's just a day. You're gonna do? I mean, I won all three, but I need at least Sunday. Yeah, well, always dude, well, he's just a day. You're gonna do. I mean, I won all three, but I need at least Sunday. I'm telling you, man, here's the thing when we do all three is like the first night's the best. And then the

second and third are like, we go so hard on the first night. That's not true. Saturday was fucking awesome last year. That was a night jelly cane. The last night's super fun and the first night's fun. They're always fun. The second two were killer two years ago. Great. I tell you what, a moon tower, it sucked for me. Yeah, I'm killing it now. You killed it. When you guys come in and do the one night. Oh, the same. I'll do the name change. I'll change on my feet streets I got a zipline on my back I play for keeps because I might not make it back I'm in everywhere

I'm standing down I see the million faces and I rock them mall with my yuck Robert Kelly Big J. I'm so big. So Well, that's good man. You found your you found your thing. It's I think it's been for years It's been my thing and just it was just you know Skankfest brought it all together. Well Skankfest. Well Skankfest. Skankfest. Skankfest did and and probably doing the seller being able to work that out

I will tell you this and somebody asked me the main reason I got all of that. It's from Moon in New York Moon in New York was the best thing I ever did for my career Just you know Jacob gets that face every time because you know have to dictate all your points by Rocking the microphones with your fingers Because I went here that open up there came around here walked over to jelly Then I started running across the state Jacob Jacob pretending to have a running nose because he's cold What he's gonna lean over and put you forward to your pad.

He's just holding a tissue like it's like he's freezing. No, no, I had a runny nose. So I grabbed one. Oh, you got a cold in the room now. Is it so cold? No, you want to put your heating pad on, you can't. By the way, I don't want to use that stupid thing. Yeah.

Are you sick? Are you sick right now? Yeah, in the head. We have to? Are you sick right now? Yeah. Yeah, in the head. We have to get them one of those KGB hats. We're trying to win that. We were spies like us at Bobbushka. Bobbushka.

Trying to win back Bobby's respect. I even went along with his scrotum thoughts. Do you have potato-bub balls? I knew they shrunken cold. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for giving me some. She can take off one jacket. I knew they shrink and cold. Yeah, thank you One jacket don't make him do that no He's like layers like Kirk Covish. You're gonna see his fucking diamond nips if he does that if Josh takes off his glasses Will you take off a jacket? I'm I take a minute take off a jacket. Well more. I want Josh's glasses

I like dude long long gray beard glasses. I'll tell you what's happening. I look either way back on opiates No, here's what's happening, are you back on opiates? Nope, here's what's happening. Wish. You're back on opiates. Wish. God I wish. Here's what happened. I'll tell you what happened. Fucking jelly roll is putting his god damn hands on you. He's a southern fucking hillbilly. He's slapped you around your idiot from us.

You're getting hit. Is he hitting you? He's been hitting me. What the fuck? Why do they stay, Bobby? Why do they always stay? I just want a nice gentleman, Carla. Why won't you just leave? You don't need this shit, Josh.

He put his hands on you. In my eyes. Look at him, he had to prove it, because he is getting hit. He's getting hit. But Jelly Roll knows, because we've had a discussion, only work the body. Beats me up with the bag of oranges. It's like, like, a huston in the grifters

He only kicks Josh in the shins. Yeah Hey idiot. Huh? We're just saying for non-blans again. You're fucking asshole Jesus hate you stop making muffin top jokes about L King And you have to put it aside the shit you have a struggle Jennings going on You're the put aside you guys right here getting hit and I'm like Just making you eat just like how in shape you are Fat now you spatter you up like a goose

Making everybody else look bad Josh We're gonna feed you and hunt you like iced tea. I want you to take a big scoop of that mousaka that Greek dish. We got after show mousaka, you want some soup, you know, you know, you get some of that mousaka after show mousaka. No, no, don't eat crafty. Don't trouble. No, you suck at the half.

We got a mousaka cart. Don't be done. But don't eat crafty because something gross is coming. What was the, what are you talking about? We got a spinnacle peanut cart. Don't be done. But don't eat crap because something gross is coming. What was the idea? What are you talking about? We got a spinnacle pizza cart. Dude, Bert was good on that too. We got nobody crafting.

Samsters, we have a truck coming with what? It goes corn fritters and fucking beaks. I'm just going to have crafty, I think. We should take our first break, everybody. Josh Adamire is back in Motherfucking Town. Josh Adam Myers.com. Of course. For all of his dates everybody's gonna be in Edmonton, Canada

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