The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Here We Go (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

A hilarious TikTok video inspires Big Jay to impersonate him and break out into song! Merc-Face Andy Fiori is in studio enjoying the fun.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Ooh, funky. Yeah, funky on and on. Well, funky on a Thursday, I guess. Terminator timelines, of course. You're hearing this on Thursday, but it's Monday.

Earlier before the live show, you heard on Monday. So always understand that we don't know what to talk about. You can't catch up. Yeah we can't catch up on our weekends. We can't talk about all that stuff that happened. There's so many things you heard about on Monday. Eagles versus Cowboys. Disappointment for me. Big win for Black Lou. We already covered that. He's wearing his cowboy thing shirt, but it's not what? It says his own name on it. Oh, does it? Which really does fall in line with the thing of a cowboy. Wow, it's pretty good. You know what? And black

Lou looks good. And a lot of people don't look good in the football shirt. It looks like they're little kids. You know what I mean? Blackle looks like he plays football. Yeah. It looks good in the shirt. With little kids. With little kids. Yes, of course.

He's a coach. You see that new Snoop Dogg TV show that's coming out? No, what is it? Actually, it looks pretty good. It's Snoop Dogg was a, I don't know how they're pulling this off, but they did where he's a star, Randy Moss type of player. And he winds up getting into some fucked up accident. And, you know, he has to go to the courts and they make him become a coach of the little league team. And him and Mike Epps, who I love, I love Mike Epps is just

pure talent. Very funny. I mean, they God for comedy because he would have been a criminal. Oh, yeah, yeah 100% I remember we were hanging me gore-free in him and Voss were hanging down at the around the clock down her back in the day Mm-hmm, and he was with us hanging out all of a sudden he just came back with a bike And we're like, yeah, man, would you get the bike? He goes dude was selling I told him I want to take a test drive Well like where he goes over over the West Village. It's far away now.

He just took it for like two hours and then drove it back to where the guy was. It was so funny in movies and shit. It's the best. That on stage. He's so tough. He's so it's actually, it looks pretty good, man. A bunch of little kids playing.

I know, I know. I mean, the concept. I mean, when you get that script, you feel like you just toss it aside like, oh, the old, I'm forced to coach a team. I don't recall in real life being forced to coach as a thing that's punishable ever by anything. Like, I sentence you to coaching Little League. And then they have to be like, reluctant about it.

Oh, you ragged, Ted. Of course, David, me, the shittiest team. Yeah, but it is, I mean, if you're a millionaire, superstar, holy shit, girls, you know, champagne, superstar stuff, and now you have to hang out with little kids and they suck. Right. That's a punishment. Yeah, it's been, the movie concept's been done so many times. Name one other movie that's done that

Lady bugs lady bugs. Okay name to bad news bear. It's fair. It's fair. You got three. I'm in Little giants. Okay, four and I'm totally 100% it the fuck hockey one Mighty docks. Thank you. All right. Well listen, maybe it's then maybe I was wrong. You've been sentenced to coaching children sports Hey great news mom our coach. It was jail or this So I might be home late tomorrow. Yeah, don't forget. Um, huh. Who else did that? Wasn't the Bert Reynolds movie kind of that too long as the art longest that was a great while they're rag tag Criminals right? Yeah, that raped each other. Yeah some of them Tracy Morgan was the best in that it was a darker flick. That was a darker flick

Tracy Morgan In the long shot the remake the remake Okay, I never saw Bert Reynolds and Tracy Morgan and For Reynolds, he's a Burr Reynolds was in it. Yeah, that's right. He was he was back. Damn it He did it. What I joke didn't hit now was he did come back. Damn it. He did I joke didn't hit now. It hit, but it didn't hit. I sound like a real stupid shit right now. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Yeah. You're not in a head. You see, this is the thing, Bobby. We usually don't go on air this early on Monday before the live show. So I have time to do all this myself, sitting in a room and say you suck no one likes you and then build myself slowly back up to being like Just get through another week dude

And then uh, but I can't I can't enough time to do that today. I did get ready too early Let's do it right now Jay. It's not gonna see my shit talking myself. You're a fucking dumb idiot. Everyone's heard everything You have to say Jay you pull those mittens up and you believe in yourself pull them up pull them up No, don't pull them off. Don't take them off pull them down pull them down. Oh down down down down Okay, I'm strapped in this is how I hide from the world we can't About the weekend I know as to problem with the early Monday. We can't talk about all of the adventures we had I mean, there's even like a video I want to show you but there's no I want it to be it's gonna be a thing all week when I play this. You know what? Maybe

it's worth playing this one for you now. I said it to you guys. Did you guys end up watching it at all? Which one? The guy walking down the street. It's one of the funniest. I saw it on World Store hip hop then Mike Fenoei brought it back to me don't watch I'm a centric Christine right now to bring up somebody transcribed you watched it Jacob I did not okay all right that's good I'm glad you guys didn't watch it actually because oh well Christine you don't need me to bring it up it's in there you got it though this just a guy, it's someone posted on

World Star Hip Hop like, you know, this is my neighborhood seven o'clock in the morning, and it's just a fat guy who's clearly on drugs of some sort. You watched it all black, Lou. How funny is this? I mean, I'm sorry, I didn't see. I didn't watch it. I don't understand it where he said and watched this. Well, there's a transcript on the meat, but even trying to listen for it is even the I didn't watch it. I don't understand it word. He said I didn't watch this. There's a transcript underneath, but even trying to listen for it is even the funnier thing. He talks like snagglepuss like the dead. He has his cadence to his voice, but he's just saying words.

What? I don't know. I'm glad you didn't because you're going to love this. And then after we listen to it, we'll go back and listen to it again, and I will read the transcripts underneath so you can hear what he's saying. I know I didn't see it, because Lou sent a really fucked up video right after it. Yeah. And I watched that one of that, dude, on stage.

Oh, that was a great one. Oh, getting, I saw that too Charleston White. That guy's like a world star. We just talked about that. That guy's like a world star hip hop. I that that guy is like a world star hip-hop I don't know. What is he a rapper now? I have no idea either I don't know why I'm just like a guy who talked shit about people and people get mad at him well Neat caught one. Oh, yeah

It looks like it. So guys this is someone recording in their neighborhood says this was 7 a.m Fat guy and boxers and a big dirty t-shirt Walking down the street. This is so funny Frank it up Now see the border Was that cat that fired a man? And where it was talking to? Well, she doesn't know what to do She says we stop from

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She flies for the spikers tailors She wants no falling green There we go That's the hatred. It's got a growth I'm not scared to hate it. It's got like, grow up to 27 years. She's like, she's like, she's like, I'm gonna die. It sounds like a,

the children's English lullaby. Oh, you know, like, do you know the muffin man? I would have watched this guy for eight hours, man. I learned that in the wild. Oh, look who it is. Mark Face, Andy, Andy Fiori, joining the show. You too. Hangin' on that bomb fire.

Yeah, there we go. There we go. Is he doing that because attack press Scott? Is not his thing now he goes here we go here we go. Yeah, it sounds like it right um So I mean his his legs are dying Because his diabetic he's diabetic from the knee down What's uh that's disgusting? Go down and see if you could find the transcript in there because I'll read it as you hear him talking.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Started over. I'm like, why are you coming now? I'm starting over. I'm here. This is great. Andy? Hi. What's great. Andy?

What's up, man? Welcome to the, what, have you seen this video yet? I know, catch me up. Crazy man walking down the street, 7 a.m. Definitely on drugs. Oh yes, just saying words. Either he has a ridiculous tan on his legs or he's diabetic.

This is my uncle, Al. How's everybody's uncle? Is he okay? Yeah, he's moved on. Is it diabetes? It was diabetes. This guy, this is a combination of things He's way right if I remember he's way out of shape. Oh, yeah, and clearly I think it's

I'm gonna put a pleasant way to put it. I mean why it's the same one. I think there's a hallucinus. Maybe meth possibly Oh without a doubt. Yeah, there's heavy drugs and combos with that a doubt, there's heavy drugs and combos. And a combo play for sure. He has a combo platter. Dirty socks. There's a lot going on. Yeah, I mean, yeah. And he, but he's got a drink.

Got bigger fish to fry than his laundry. He's hydrated, which is good. That's good. You know what I mean? Surprisingly well hydrated. Yeah, he has to wear with all to hydrate. I know he's got a reusable water ball. Yeah.

There's very low carbon footprint on this guy. Actually, the sing song he knitted and his voice is very catchy. Oh, it's the best. I forgot. He plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Something bowling green Ohio. Andy came in a little late, but we're glad to have him here.

I'm sorry. Andy's wearing a hat today. He says he didn't like his hair. He said it was up to dead. That means I didn't shout. There's what? That really amazing. Bobby has a little too much cream But I still like it a lot

It's full of all the cream. I still enjoy the taste though We can't even talk about the show I know what happened nothing all right. We're pre-recording on a Monday. Oh We can't even talk about the thing because it hasn't happened Huh wouldn't have done that anyway. No, no, no Tell you your adorable, have I told you that? Thanks Bobby? Not you. Sorry You're sexy in a fisherman crabman Yeah, it's funny. Don't worry for it. Yeah doing this in a Monday. What if the live show falls the pieces?

The show there's major fights were off the air for a couple of days and then we'll just hear like just when we come in and talk about a video on TikTok. Hit play out, read you every word he says. Now she's reporting her neighbor. What does that have to choir from now? And where is Boston talk to? Well she doesn't know what to do. She says we'll shop for a collie milk. She says she ever since I arrived. She's not allowed to go on her because she would challenge me in court.

I would not be an occupant in the assembly of all her estate. And then after she says she's having fun, now let's get this policy. This letter says she moved in. She just, oh, she don't want the challenge. She plays with the Pittsburgh Steelers. She wants the bowling green in Ohio. She wants something else. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, she says she's got a hatred, it's been growing for 27 years. She's obviously knows it on high, and she won't let go of the pavement. Here we go.

She says she doesn't hate this worker. Says deport every guy. I never met her dwelling, but who knows what she's creating. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. There we go. Oh, that's not the man home. I mean, it makes sense.

I think that was Shane McGowan, fairy tale for New York. That was, is, if you, I'm in worried. If you live in a place where the houses don't touch and like the houses are like, I don't know what kind of. It's a cult. It's a cult. It's a cult of sex. Suburban development.

You should assume this would not happen. You should assume that, but he seems like he's walking to his house. At the end, if you do read it, he went right up to the garage. He's pretty much saying that he just killed the 27 year old woman that won't look over the pavement because she had hatred for him because he was high. Here we go. Okay, here we go.

I like what you're doing there. We went back to the beginnings. I wasn't looking for any meaning in this, but you might. There's a lot of meaning. Someone's dead. Please back up. Bobby might be right. Someone might be dead here.

And then we have the clues. We have the clues. We have to see a silence. That back up. Bobby might be right. Someone might be dead here and then we have the clues. We have the clues. We have to see a side. That's got a beautiful mindless together. People are super slushed, we are. Go back up to the, no, no, no, go back to the writing. I want to look at the writing. Let's go through this.

There we go. Now she is reporting her neighbor, who's ex-catholic requires a mass. That's him. Okay, let's break down that first sentence. Yeah. So that's him, you think? I think she's reporting the neighbor whose ex-catholic requires a mass.

He is possessed by a demon. He needs help. The addiction demon though. Let's make it more a little more tangy. Well, I mean, I believe in real demons because I know I've heard them. Yeah. Unable to. His ex requires a Catholic mass.

Okay. We've all heard demons before, dude. Because that requires a Catholic mass, okay. And we've honored demons before, dude. In the early works of Molly Crew. That is a Catholic that requires a mass. No, no, no, just requires a rhythm section, dude. Throw a little tune behind that. Gary Glitter. That's so good.

That's so brilliant. Now, Gary Glitter isn't demon, because he went to Vietnam the I don't believe it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, Gary Glitter isn't even, because he went to Vietnam, the bang young underage people. Yeah. But, uh, but not that. That wasn't a demon.

That was just a person doing the works of Gary Glitter. Uh-huh. Um. Now, she's reporting, but here she's reporting a her neighbor who's ex-Catholic requires a mess. We saying, I need help. Need help. You're reporting me, but I need help. And I, who am I supposed to talk to while she doesn't know what to do?

Maybe you're pleased. Okay. Says she will shop for collie milk. Says she, uh, says she made a word, right? I'm not the only one who doesn't know what that is. No, that's collie milk. That's a colliey dog a female dog There I know you're lying with that. Yes good enough to make sense

Because colleague kind of sounds right. Oh, why is that all you got to do? I always want Bobby does it. I go through a hole back and forth like are you lying? So like he just goes He's got a cool that's shit and And Bobby just went it is because we have time to fill Bobby just went it is because we have time to fill. We do the time to fill. I don't want to play around. Here we go. All right, I got who am I supposed to talk to

while she does know what to do. Okay, so he's confused while she's calling the cops or whatever, I guess. Yeah, he killed her dog. She hated him ever since she arrived. I have fair play on that one. He seems like a bad neighbor. Says I'm not allowed to go on her

because she would challenge me in court. I think we lost the word there. Yeah, I think so too. We lost a lawn or a driveway. Oh, her body. Oh, her body. Yes, so. Might be her body.

You've been coming back from fucking a dead body. It's also possible. I'm not allowed to go on her because she would challenge me a court. On her, I can't fuck her. I can't fuck her. I can't drop flowers on her. Maybe no missing word there at all.

I'm not allowed to go on her, because that would make her take me to court. I'm not allowed to have sex with her. Right, okay. I say restraining order is in place. But she hates him ever since he's arrived. Right, okay. I will not be an occupant in an assembly hall straining order is in place, but she hates them ever since he's arrived. Right. Okay. Mm-mm.

I will not be an occupant in an assembly hall on her state. Clear cut, if you ask me. Man, doesn't like government. Yeah. You're not going to go to your, what is the word, assembly hall? Which is court. Yeah, you don't want to be called in and have to stand trial. There.

It's Dave Smith. It's just a libertarian. Libertarian. Sovereignation. It's Dave Smith. It's just a libertarian. Libertarian. Sovereignation. Here we go. There we go. Find my own water source. I'll dumps to die for food.

Oh, I just watched Garden based on you guys. Oh, yeah, you did. Boy, did I? So juicy. Oh, we can get in a little bit of it. Okay, maybe you want something we forgot. I will not be not to be okay. Okay, then there she says she's having fun.

Now let's get this a policy. Okay. She's having fun in court. Now she's getting a restraining order, which is a policy. And they're gonna do something named like Susan's law or something and stop people like this. Stop people like this with bad shins.

Okay. This letter says she moved in, then she just, oh, she don't want the challenge. How are you saying? Like, he's clearly, he's seeing a different way, but it sounds like he's harassing her. Right, and she's like, I'm not ready to accept this challenge.

Or maybe she is a bad person. Yeah, you know who asked? Okay, let me tell you something. I didn't even consider that. For two seconds, this guy's the victim. Yeah, because who know who I'm okay. Let me tell you something. I didn't even consider that for two seconds this guy's the victim Yeah, because who who has to notify people when they move in and That sounds like a challenge to me. Yeah, the letter says she moved in so hey somebody to move in your neighborhood And she just oh she don't want a challenge. She's not going door to door to tell you. Yeah, she's fucking up

She's supposed to tell people that she's a charm less because She's one of those teachers who fuck so young Mexicans. She plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yeah, she played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yeah, well she could be somebody like who he married and now she's fucking him. Try to get out of it and try to take some of his shit. Janissan to drug addicts., there's a junkie couple. Junkie couple. The letter says, so they were able to say,

she says she's squatting. No, no, no, no, she has to go. It's my place. And they're going, letter says, she moved in like she's good. You can't just take her out somewhere. Letter says she moved in.

Then she just said, oh, she don't want to challenge. Oh, mate, yeah. She probably just want to find a new place. That's hard to do. That's challenging. It's challenging. And if he doesn't like the Pittsburgh. Oh mate, yeah. She probably just wanna find a new place. That's hard to do. That's challenging. It's challenging, and moving. It's the whole McGill.

If he doesn't like the Pittsburgh Steelers and she does, that's annoying. Right. You have to watch them. If you're a Brown fan, no, if you got to run it. She plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Now that might be a way to say like she's cheating or something.

She's not alone. Here we go is the Pittsburgh Steelers fight song from a couple years ago. Is that it? Let me hear how it sounds though. Wow. I think I'm on something. I think you're definitely what if this song was the exact words you sang?

Like today sounds it match up the way. I will be an assembly hall not allowed the challenger Can there be a more unmotivated start to this? I will not be an occupant in an assembly hall for states What a loser Here we go here we go She's having fun no wait a second the zoo quiz. He can't zoom in on that license plate. We're gonna license plate is that oh Text it this point so if I do look Texas, please zoom in and hence

Zoom in clean up look at his legs. They're grossing me out his shins are fucking fuzzy clean it up for me and hence Like his strut. He's he's got it all figured out. He's a man of leisure I like his strut. He's got it all figured out. He's a man of leisure. That's I'm Andy that's I'm Aussie you do I'd wear crocs or sneakers with the ankle socks It's America so I hear you different people different you and I different strokes different folks. Christine zoom in on that quadrant and enhance. That's a that's a soda stream bottle by the is a soda stream bottle. I just feel like it's just a CSI. That's a soda stream. He has

a soda stream at the house. He makes it. He makes his own soda water. I think the license plates are Texas. That's what I think. It's just somebody's alcohol brother that they're taking care of like how did he doesn't own it He owns one of these houses. He owns a soda stream And there's somebody with a soda stream and I know you got it I don't know people who have soda stream don't have their shit together. Yeah, but you know No, you need a hundred so to so to stream you need to plug that in Yeah, you shit together. Yeah, I think you know. No, you're not the plug in the soda stream.

Sure you do. It's just a CO2. No, what? It's just a CO2. That's what I said. I said you don't need to plug it in. Is that what you said? Yep.

That's a lie. A hundred percent. No, see, I move on though. I'm doing your move. I go, that's a lie. Yeah, that's a move on though. Do you get it? Say it again.

That's a lie. You're right. I didn't realize the on-off switch for a neutral bullet is just plugging it in Till the first time I used it. You just plug it in and it goes. Oh, there's an on off switch there is yeah There is the button you don't know about the button. Oh my god. Did you read the directions? You probably should read the direction is Christine. Is it Texas that license plate? Yeah, I think it is What about right there right there? What's that one? It is. It could be Ohio. I mean, that would check out with bowling green.

Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. But look at that. Also, cool warm climate, because my man's in his underrues and t-shirt. But he's got us feeling no weather at all. True. He does have a junky sweat going if you guys show them the trees

I can tell you where it is exactly. I mean my man is coming through that tree that tree right there That's only in southern states Climates yeah, I'm thinking the axis of the slice in place. It's crazy. He's looking great But bring up a Texas license plate. That's Kentucky blue. That's a star So definitely Texas Bring up a Texas license plate. That's Kentucky blue. Oh wait, that's a star. So it's definitely Texas. I don't know. I appreciate he's staying hydrated. Yeah.

Yeah, I think it is Texas. I mean, it's vodka in that cup, but. Oh, we don't know that. It's vodka. It's carbonated with messy. It's the bubbles that make it nice. Yeah. Here we go.

Here we go. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. It looks very comfortable though. It's a Texas. It's definitely Texas. Probably. Well, let's Pittsburgh.

What's Ohio? Ohio. No, Pennsylvania is like a- It's an orange Pennsylvania. Yeah, well, it's not Pennsylvania. Ohio is like a bluish, I think. I want to say yeah. No, it's not that.

Well, let's see, now it's not Ohio not Ohio now and Ohio is just that little tiny word. That's a long word It's not Pennsylvania. Yeah, why you not believe me. I was just looking. It's I think it's a Texas Go back to the I think we're getting to the bottom of something here. She plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers. She wants the bowling green in Ohio. Maybe she's betting. Maybe she's gambling.

Then bet on bet. Oh, maybe you know, bet sounds like bed. Then bed on bed. That's a parlay. She wants something else. Bed on bed. She wants to. She took the Steelers and bowling green in a parlay. She was trying to cover.

She wants to fuck more than one guy. Yeah, I think it's bad on bed. She plays with the Pittsburgh Steelers. She wants to bowling green Ohio. She's looking at the Steelers for a football team and the basketball team of bowling green and she's looking to get gangbanks. Here we go. Here we go. Bad, I'm bad. Yeah, she says she's got a hatred. All right. Growing for 27 years. It's still being football here. That's true. That's true. The rivalries are absolutely. You're not wrong there. She obva she knows that I'm high and she won't let go of the pavement. Here we go. Now here's the one where you can go. There's a bunch of wrench in this one. This is the... Here we go. Well listen, when you let go of the pavement, that means you're trying to live. Maybe it's... Oh, I thought it was being dead already. I think she's holding out of the pavement

as he's dragging her down the street. That would be what a great line. If you put that in a song or something or it'd be a genius. Yeah, it's poetic. But in any other context, won't let go of the pavement as a way of saying someone's dead. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or you know, you get real drunk. You're dizzy on the floor.

You're holding onto the floor. Yeah. The room is spinning. But then the next line where she says, here we go. Here we go. But then she says she doesn't hate is this worker says deport every guy so she doesn't like Mexicans She don't want my get the mic. Yeah, she doesn't yeah, she just says it's not him. I don't hate this worker To port all get him all out. I'm not saying like a personal. Yeah, it's nothing persists a personal problem

So that's a good job on the lawn, but get him out all or nothing and now we're back in Texas now the Texas She's a she knows Nick DePolo Yes, she might be a fan of his podcast She says she doesn't hate this worker says to port every guy. I never met her dwelling But who knows what she's creating. Here we go. Never got over here. I've never been over. Here we go. He's never been in time. He's never gone to her house. I never met her. Who knows what the hell she's doing in there?

Cooking. Oh, yeah. What's she cooking? What's she doing in there? Maybe she's going to do something drastic. This guy's Paul Revere. He's taking it through the town warning us all about this crazy lady. And he doesn't not care because he's pulling up his pants at the end holding them up. Like if he didn't care, he would just let him come down. Yeah, I'll tell you what though. Me and this guy not only are built similarly, but also Clearly by his tan lines were these same exact shorts This guy built so similarly. I mean, I hope I don't have a gut like that particularly

But I mean like this is yeah, he's given 10 bedone right here. Yeah, his his got to split down the middle We have the same like and then no answer legs. This could be 10 if he relapses Sick calves thin ankles here we go Here we go so to stream Play from the beginning again, Christine. So if you can hear it. But he's got really, he's got really, here we go.

Emotional face gestures. He's trying to tell the world that there's trouble coming. I will say. He's getting into it, which I love. He's acting it out. Like if you look at him, every word means something to him. Nice. He's not just saying random shit.

He's making the face of a natural poor circulation in his legs. You know what I'm saying? He's genuinely concerned. Guys got too much sodium in his diet. Why are those clothes, parks so much together? Oh, his legs are coming off in a week or so.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got the sugar. Yeah. Those things are coming off. Those, there's no, there's no flow to his foot. Wait, read this sugar. Yeah, those things are coming off those there's no there's no Flow to his foot wait read this here. Why are those cars mr. Sir my neighbor had lost his mental health care coverage

And ultimately got committed where he finally got help This was near the end of his untreated time and he was filmed by a neighbor He was really off the rails eventually. He threatened kids at a bus stop Mm-hmm, so police were called that probably saved his life. You know what, I'm willing to accept all that as the right answer. That sounds pretty legit. He was hoping he got admitted to a psychiatric facility. Now, that's always what you do.

They just throw you in the fucking funny farm. And they don't let you say your speaker piece. The funny farm? That's it. Drugs snaggle puts so hard. I hate when they take creativity and just make you insane Yeah, let's guys really see this guy's laying it out there for you He's good. I mean Lyrically here we go. I'll play for the beginning now that we know this guy's helping yes take it in like that

Let's look at their through those eyes Now like that. Let's look at there through those eyes. Yeah. Ooh. Now, see the border name. Was that cast? A fire from that. And where is false? What's he doesn't know what to do? He says we shot from the top. Was there a boss like that? 78 years since I arrived.

Since I'm not allowed to go on her. We got to a beach to challenge the court. That I would not be an occupant of assembly on our state That there's a that's just having fun not with get this up a policy. That's liver I heard cerebral palsy in there Which we did get in the original transcript. I think if if we were in the age of kings He would be yeah, the king would want him around King George the third to make to make song Yes, absolutely he speaks in him bring in bringing the big

Deadfoot You know, this should be written this should be written on a scroll The king has asked for my appearance my feet are falling off He wants me to see the doctor. They say they have some potions. There's a second trans. I have consumption. Okay.

Okay. I'm prepared to say this one's a little bit better. No, she's reporting her neighbor who's ex-catholic by her demand. And we're not supposed to talk to her while she doesn't know what to do this in the crack it she says we stopped around the coffee mill okay stop from the coffee mill that's not a call for the other i didn't understand a word he was saying it until he added the cadence collie milk

okay ready i i i think it's not that she's reporting her neighbor who's ex-catholic by her demand and we're not supposed to talk to her to her what she does and no one to do again. She says we stopped her on the coffee mill. She says she hates me ever since I've arrived. Says I'm not allowed to go on her because it would be too challenging

and court that I would not be an occupant of an assembly hall in her state. Then there's a message from her client not with this yet Not with yet this available policy. Let's leave her and say she has moved in and that she just oh she just don't want the challenge She plays with Pittsburgh Steelers. She wants no bowling green. She doesn't know how high I am that's bad bad luck, but she wants to become someone else. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Now she says she hates me. Now she says she hates me.

She's got a grudge for 27 years. She's on the show, says A. She won't let go of the pavement. Here we go. This says payment. Oh, that one checks out. Payment. I love the pavement. Here we go. This says payment. Oh, that one checks out. Payment. You wanna go with the payment.

I love the poetry if she won't go with the payment. Yeah, payment makes me. Yeah, let go of the payment. Now we can use it as a song right now. This, honestly, if you heard this in Bob Dylan's fucking voice, you'd go brilliant. This whole thing. If you AI Dylan this, you'd go, that's fucking genius. Brilliant.

Brilliant. We're saying Dylan. Can you sing Dylan? Everybody can sing Dylan. She says, you know, take me. I've never been to a dwelling. Don't know what she's doing. You sound like Tom Bagel.

No. Hey, Colin Quinn's saying. That's not. That bad guy. This is a piss-beauty. There you go, that bad guy. There you go, there you go. That's a piss-beauty. I need it to hear it. Yeah, Colin Quinn Pistpix There you go there you go Hey, it's steers. I need it to hear it words the bone green

That's a hit song that's bad luck, but she won't someone else all see you Let go with pavement You need an old if you get an old your fuck I never heard Daniel John this sounds like every Daniel Johnson song I've ever heard of my tarotlet. You should get this and sing it for real and put it out there. I guarantee this would be fucking it out. I am? People will be lauding you. Dude, if we just get you a microphone like the ones that hang out,

some of my days would be good for it. He even writes it literally because then she just, she just don't watch the channel! Here we go! She's on the head! Here we go! She's on the show! Here we go! Here we go! Say the guy she won't let go!

Oh the pavement! I love this song! She just know how high I am and that's bad luck! Bad luck! She wants someone else! Here we go! Here we go. This is a head. This is a head. She's going to show you the fine line between.

Yes, sir. High garbage. She's got a grudge for 27 years. This is a head. Read the last line. Read the last line. Oh, that's not the net them Here we go They fit the pizza bird steed is she wants the bone green

She doesn't know how That's You have HALM! But that's BATUS! Oh fuck you perfectly! You want someone else? Here we go! Oh! Here we go! Oh fuck!

Go to the top! Yeah, we're missing a lot of lyrics at the top. God, that's a great song. But she's been pulling her name for using X-Casthic by her demands. Oh, it's great lyrics. She says we stop to run the coffee new. Said she hates me.

Have a scene-side ride. She says not let it go. Says she hates me ever since I Would be too challenging in good And I'm not a new pants of aie ho in a state There's a match from the client Not yet this valuable policy Let's be for the sake that she moved in and then she just Oh she's no one challenge You can't want challenge! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's what I'm not. That's something ex-cath me. Can't be on her.

Be fun if you made it and you had a tour with Jelly Roll. Fucking Josh hated you. Sorry Josh, but Jay's got the banger this time. He's got a banger. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Big Jay Ocarson, this was at 7 AM.

Come on Hartford Kinetic Connecticut, here we go! You play the Super Bowl. Let's jump and give it up for Big J. Ocasin, and here we go! With here we go. If nothing, you could at least get a Navy shirt. Yeah. Tommy John's, that is an ankle socks. That is a baby costume. It is a baby costume, but that is a wide, wide collar. that is an ankle socks. It is it is needs a cosmon that is a wide

Wide collar that was a that was not a wide collar three to four The sweat from wearing it for three weeks straight and that thing Yeah, you can mess and raping children that made it wide when the kids pull on it like that It stretches the collar out. You know what we forget? Fuck those children. Jesus Christ. You know everyone does seem to forget that some of the best songs in history ever were written on really hard drugs. Absolutely. Really hard drugs.

He's lyrics don't make any less sense than fucking Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club man. That's not a good example, but they have got a lot of weird wacky songs. Yeah, this guy might be a genius and he's probably warning us. He's a genius. But yeah, that's the problem. We do our geniuses. We institutional.

Shut him. Shut him. He's only four or five now. That's poor guy. Oh man, but his, his fucking hydration was on point. He's got it. Look, he's wearing a navy shirt and I can see how damp it is. I'm gonna make a quick sell, sir,

that I'm gonna take a walk around town. I know it's early and everyone hates me. Ha ha ha ha ha. How frightening is that to see that big dude walking down the street? Just stay out of your way. I'm always impressed with the person that films it in right there,

because he's looking right, as soon as he looked over me, I'd be like, well, I would actually, it wasn't happening. I don't have that like gumption to just like Cran the camera and while someone's being I've been in so many situations in New York where I could get Holy shit video of something and the last second I just put it in my pocket I don't think to do that for it. I don't think to take them this guy

I bet if you knew him as he was your name. He seems pretty docile He got it's probably one of the good you just got to let Gary rant and he'll be he'll go home He just wants his soda and then he goes back big and too scary Especially with kids in the table saying it's this is probably not the first time it's happened So you're probably used to this big is terrifying. He's terrifying dude seven or five kids. I like him I'm gonna say I mean look at I'm not saying I don't like his songs, but he's terrifying But if you he's walk just going to this was the story. But I will tell you, he's, I don't think he's going to run into tech.

He's a vibe. I do feel where he's staring right at you. He's staring right at you. He's staring at you. And that's what's crazy. That's terrifying, but I also believe people in this neighborhood have also had like a friendly, nice conversation with that. That's right.

I think he's saying like they know him a bit, but it's just like still this neighbors over it. This neighbor here is over it because they're filming him. No. I mean, it says that he threatened children on park bench. Yeah, that's where the last drop. Until I see the video of that, who hasn't done that? I do.

You're instantiated claim. If you were, it was very quick to dismiss that as a big thing. You're just saying, I know, but like, it's Gary from the thing, the block, probably means our gas dig. Civ that boob day. Yeah, the camera, the camera esteem on this person filming is pretty off the charts.

Yeah, cause she's not, oh he, I don't know who doing it, oh they, oh them. I mean, they don't even, they're staying on them. Yeah, they're steady cam shot. Yeah, they have no like concerned all these And when he when he stopped at that moment and he looked right at her and gave her a couple lines right to her Oh, she got that was she got it. She got the first double up here. We go Here we go Watch plays right here Here we go

She's playing for the steel She wants no bowling ring Here we go Here we go That's the hatred It's got a growth. 27 years. Why?

Because I just feel so die. Because you won't let go of hate. But also now that let me say something. All right. Now that it's Texas, I am believing though that that is the Dak Prescott thing. This is only like a week old. So like, uh,

play the dude, Dak Prescott. Here we go. Thing. Uh, oh yeah. Have you heard this Bobby? No, and this thing. Oh, you have to watch sports together. This is a, well, you know what, dude, I do watch sports. No, no, that was a classic. I mean, that was, I mean, respectfully, Jay, go fuck yourself. What is your poor son going to root for if he's following those on watch sports? Jiu Jitsu. He's gonna do Jiu Jitsu. Root for Jiu Jitsu. He's gonna win for Jiu Jitsu. He can't root for Jiu Jitsu.

Yeah, he can. You follow an individual player or combat. Joe, we don't even know how to call those Jiu Jitsu. It's called hand hand combat. Or Jiu Jitsuists? Jiu Jitsuists. You don't think football's hand hand combat? No, not anymore.

I think this might be what he's doing. Get him in the hockey, dude. Take him under by wing. He likes that. He likes that. We watch the first. The year is what he does now. His friends with Cam Neill.

Fuck out of this. We swear to God. There we go. It shows we can we can we. Oh, you think that's it? Here we go. But that's a Steelers thing. That's a song from years ago.

This is this Dak Prescott's dig this year. Because in the last four weeks they taught him how to be a fantastic boy. Oh, Monday Monday pre-record. Here we go. It does sound more like that. Yes. Oh, this is the Cowboys thing. Right, right. Yeah. Oh, this is the, that's the Cowboys thing. Right, right.

Yeah. Oh, I think I know. Only from the street is doing a very Bradshaw. He's doing old-school here. Here we go. Here we go. That's what he's definitely doing this. He's doing that.

Here we go. Here we go. He brings up the Steelers. Yeah, this is it. This is it. This is it. Definitely that guy. He's not watching Monday Night Football.

Well this girl, there's a chance the girl he's made at plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yeah, I forgot about the girl player. The camera later reminds me of the confidence, the video that lose head of that dude at the end of that video with the guy on stage that skipped. to oh yeah he's calling people out which is hilarious and he's gonna stack a bills yeah and the at the end of the video the lady she she's like get me she's get me on stage motherfucker get me yeah put me up on the stage she's begging whoever it is behind her to pick her fat ass up and get her up that three feet on the stage.

I don't feel bad for the dude performing because he took that gig with mega confidence that he was gonna just go up there and wing it and fucking kill it. He does one of the most rookie mistakes that you could do in comedy. It is a rookie mistake. Bring up a stack of hundreds.

That's a rookie mistake in that environment. And then it's also, but to do that, I've said that before, and the crowd doesn't give a shit. That was a good, that was a good, kind of like hack need. What is it? In the pool of things say at a black show if it was going bad.

Big already got paid, motherfucker, it don't matter to me. And then it's like, and then one time I said then Harlem and they were like, now you gotta get to your car. Oh, he's right. He's right. I always say, wow, I wish they paid me for this gig.

I said that. I go, man, it sucks that I did this whole gig for nothing. That's a better approach. For sure than to. Then to go, you already got paid and you guys hate me. So you probably wouldn't care about hurting me to take it. I already got paid in cash. I already got cash. I'll be walking up 50 dollars cash. And nobody knows I'm here. Yeah. You know, my goddamn face. Oh, rock, yo shit bitch. Oh, yeah. Boongang's mom. Oh, rock. Yo shit bitch. We should also check in after this clip. We should check in with TI because TI, I didn't know, was the two days before me headlining the Houston improv though. I was just a great club. Did we look

that up right before you went? You remember? And he's going to be there. Did we look up his comedy? We looked up his comedy. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you.

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I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. I need to see you. He's got me gay. That's Ronnie Jordan's very, very funny. He's in his crew. But why not? Oh, yeah, we were saying that. Maybe those days you weren't here,

we were saying that people, it's a good thing for the comics that aren't their names not out there enough yet. Like to go out with a TI, that makes sure. I get it for them, but I don't know if TI's any kind of good. I couldn't guess he is. There's 100%. But that's smart.

And put them with other guys who can carry the show. What is... He's too angry to be funny. is. There's 100% of people. That's smart. Put them with other guys who can carry the show. What is... He's too angry to be funny. TI. He's throwing off of his thing, of course. What is TI stand for? TI, I don't know. TI.

TI. It's also sometimes it's TI, they say, and sometimes TI. I just don't know. Whatever it is, he's in, which I'd be happy to look up to, because he just performed at that 50 years of hip hop. Him and his teenage son are in a very public like battle, aren't they, Black Loot? You see that? T.I. and his son, which is very, very weird. Yeah. To have a public beef with your teenage son. Because his son is trying to claim that he is gangster.

T.I. is trying to tell him like, no, I raised you very well, so don't act against you. You're wealthy. Yeah. I got that talking day two. You play the cross. What is that? Oh, yeah, I wasn't all white school was going to tell me anything. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, the black kids. So it can be hard if I want to because no one's going to test me. But my mother. Yeah, she just told me that I'm going to turn it to you. You should read these. You need ease. Lou and put on your card again. And don't forget your backpack and your hat.

Lewis, we are Carlton. We are not. We'll Smith and where you had frontways asshole. No, if I see that hat on the side again, I'm going to slap your face. Mom, mom, mom. But mom, mom. I was like, wait, ma'am. What, can we watch Charles? Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Georgian man, I feel like he called him Mr. Puppet Doppler's though a lot of times. I never saw it was Georgian man I thought um can you we real quick we look up is there a Wikipedia who is Charleston white? Oh, dude

I read that as a white person from Charleston like Charleston white like a Charleston white White guy was getting a tag on stage like a black area man Charleston white gets rushed by yeah like a Brooklyn black yeah like a Harlem putter rig. Yes yeah I'm those names Charl some white but he's on rope starting to pop all the time swearing I got it right there. He's in fights all the time.

I don't know why but why would he I these guys that walk around with these wads of cash a lot of these rappers. Oh yeah. We'll do these videos with just stacks of cash. Fat stacks. It's insane. Well, it was the guy that got beat up in the bathroom. That was me. Softly. Now to Cauchy 69. Dude, when he got beat up in the bathroom, that was fucking hilarious. It's hilarious. Just by guys, they weren't man about him being a snitch or

any of the claims about that. They were just like, oh, he always has like crazy amounts of money. I was just beat him up in a in a gym this hat can't decide what it wants to be Charles had her a cap charleston white managed to go from a teenage gang leader to an inspiring online activist reinventing himself after serving jail time for his juvenile transgressions well he walked away from his life of crime he amassed a sizeable social media

following for his youtube commentary on trending news Yeah, but he only put videos up like a couple times a week Probably yeah, so the engagement stayed hot. It's engagement stayed high. Yes The podcasters also making headlines for his controversial ones. He's a podcaster and whatever. Okay, so he's just like a He's like a media presence. Yeah, what a weak Pple. Well, Jacob, all right. That's pretty wild. That's balls out.

Although we know this guy's beatable now. Yeah. We do know that. Uh, go to the video because it's... So he's all the stage doing a comedy show. I guess he's headlining because he says they paid the same. Oh, this is comedy? Yeah.

This is a... What, why? He decided to do stand-up comedy. Why? Why do black shows always have to have some type of crazy design background Somebody? Yeah. This is a comp, what, why? He decided to do stand-up comedy. Why, why do black shows always have to have some type of crazy designed background that doesn't make sense? Well, this, this feels like more of like, I don't know.

There's like a tree and a big green balloon. A giant balloon. I don't understand it. There's another red balloon on the other side. There's one of those big workout balls. Yeah, it's like a sort of like Christmas decorations, yeah. I got it, I got it, I got Christmas decorations here. It's a Christmas bell. It's a yeah.

I kind of respect it because they're like, yeah, let's make the background look all right. No, it is a, yeah, it's an ornament. I can see it now. I wonder where the show, what's the venue is? It looks like it is, it's in Crockett, Texas. Oh, right next door to old 70M See if I can find the actual I went to the show. Yeah, Charleston white was doing comedy. It didn't go well They want to take this money. They jumped on the stage. It was here. Hey, oh, there we go. This show was the night before 7 a.m

You just up on that part. Ian. He goes, man, this town sucks. Here we go. You're going to be all week now. We talked about at the end of the week. We're going to have to explain to some point this week because all of our shows this week you're not going to help your home going. You want us to do this today.

I like to bid a coffee. I'm a little bit hungry, but I can wait probably to later. Here we go. And today it won't make sense. And it won't make sense. It can't not. I'm going to be talking like that to Don. Yeah.

Hey, you said you'd have some dinner. Yeah, I'm really hungry now. There's nothing in the fridge. It does. I think you did it on purpose. I do. You must have a problem with me. You're being passive aggressive.

Just say what you're feeling. Here we go. Here we go. I like here we go. It's a standalone. Anytime something disgruntling happens, you just go, here we go. Bob, you take out the trash. This is here we go. This isn't the exact case what the guy is doing. So yes, this is a comedy show. I don't know why he decided to do a comedy. It sucks that they didn't get some of his standup though. I would love to see why he's bombing. I bet there is some. I would love to see why he's bombing.

I bet there is some. I would love to see, because up until the bomb, you know, where people are like, I have fun, it takes a lot for the crowd. Well, next to a little bum rush capital here. So I'm pretty sure it was crowd work. It depends on what you do. You go on bum rush, bum rush capital.

Nobody's, Jake got bum rush, that is, oh. I think it's the exact person who should be analyzing this. Yeah, but that was in that was KKK, Bill. No, but we're saying why do you think somebody bum rush and I'm sure somebody was he was doing some sort of crowd work and they didn't like it and then you get rushed. Oh, it's something like that for sure, but here's the thing with some of these guys that are aggressive. That's other such a great Cloud going over on skanks so many times you can probably look

at the reference side if you're listening at home, but like, it's just a guy, like, he want, like when it gets to that point in a black circuit club sometimes, like, a guy, there's guys who go on stage and once it goes like that, they're looking to go on stage once to fight. So I mean, they just push people, like, it's just a guy and he just keeps having him hit the music which is the funniest, like, thing, because, because you just can't do anything about it. It's not even good at all.

Like I don't respect the comic for what he's doing. It's, uh, he's doing the Bernie Mac. Yeah. Yeah. But like, so much, he goes, he was having to say funny stuff. He goes, because I'll tell you, the motherfucker, I'm, I'll come down there and fuck your bitches mouth before I punch you in the face, motherfucker DJ. And then he's like staring at dancing around. And the crowd's like motherfucker DJ and then he's like staring dancing around and the crowd's like

And he's like cut that shit you ball head motherfucker. I'll fuck your mom in front of your face DJ I say what I love it. Yeah, yeah, it's a fun time Listen bonfire fans. We need you to do us a favor our boy Keith Robinson is taping his new special for Netflix this coming Tuesday. We've been plugging it all week. We know you heard it, but we really need you to get behind this, support it. If you see it out there, we need you to retweet it, share it, and go to it. Get your tickets. 7 9 30 PM.

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