The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Himbo in the Wild

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

Jay and Christine see Rage Against the Machine again with Josh Adam Meyers and there is a good amount of Himbo behavior to discuss.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

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Let's try to think of a change in what a band is going to be doing. You know what's for a bell? No, we're with them and that's what we're going to be doing. And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Oh. Yo, it's Rebell. I think we need to Rebell more. Let's use plastic straws. Let's get nuts. Let's get nuts for this. It's been a very rage. It's been a very rage week. Yeah, you had two fits of rage.

Two fits of rage. Oh, buddy. The side snicker. I don't know if you saw the story I posted that Someone sent to me. Oh, it's a two police officers fighting two female police officers fighting But it's not that fighting was that fighting them fighting. There's a little cartoon cop in the corner of the Have you seen it? Lou? The cartoon cop middle of it. He's just doing he's doing that thing. He's doing like the Yeah, I'm doing the snickers Laughing at these two girl cops fighting terribly by the way our girl cops still fight like girls How about that?

Yeah, I watch please. Yeah, I thought they put him through the training session. Yeah, yeah Is that what they teach you in the academy grab hair screen bitch and swing your arms wildly? They teach you the academy grab hair screen bitch and swing your arms wildly Israelis would Israeli women would fuck American women up because they know Crop my god shit. They teach you. Yeah, they teach him crop my god have to go to the military for two years and you just come back a lethal killing machine in American women Are like I'm gonna grab your hair bitch. That's the whole thing. You have to go to military for two years. Not sure you probably leave the country right? Yeah, but then is it like you can't ever go back? Yeah, because you got a sober too you come back in your 80s, you know, I'll do it. What do you want me to do? Frontlines you go son of a bitch. Okay, I'll do it.

Oh, you got me. This is the bonfire faction talk series XM 103. I'm Big Joker, so that's Dan Soder. Our crew is in the mother fuck well we're all together in in your ears but uh we meet in your head we meet in your head Jacob is back I mean look at his overall general demeanors just thriving what the happy he is this is now now now doing the show is the most annoying part of his day. Yeah. It's what he looks forward to his entire time. He's in New York is these two hours. And now this sucks for him. Yeah. It cuts into his nature rocks. Yeah. I bet the fucking

lizards and pigeons he feed. Look at these looking out the window. They're right there at the window going Jacob come play. Jacob come play. What are you going to teach your mom that lesson? They all came to greet me today. Yeah, he is. They're all sluts. All women are sluts and they have to pay. Burn their tits, Jake. Burn their rotten tits.

Empty out their rotten inside to fill them with love and fluff. Don't forget, man. Are you loving being back in Florida? I'm enjoying myself, yeah. Hell yeah, man You love and being back in Florida I'm enjoying myself. Yeah hell yeah, she's soaking it in. Oh, he loves it. I bet he's sitting diving soon I bet he's sitting in a kayak right now. I wouldn't be surprised 25 years from now if I go on vacation and he is the river boat Captain. Oh damn chick. Hey, he's like you know that's Jacob a top right? I'm like, what's that? I go? Oh, Jake is that you? Katie's like, you know that's Jacob a top right? I'm like, what's that? I go, oh, Jake, is that you? Jake, you bet Todd's fucking fanboat rise to the glades.

Yeah, I like it. I like it. Just found some right off the river. Oh, that's a gator. Am I gonna stay away from that one? That's a 15 footer. We call her a bertha. Hold on to your dick, ladies.

Yeah. Sorry if I get chargers on you. Dude, I would love it. You have Bill Buckknife. Dude, a snake skin hat? Snakeskin cowboy hat? Think about Jager. Curled up sides.

Think about that kind of future for yourself. Oh, I don't have to think. I live it every time I shut my eyes. Yeah, you know when the hymbeos work you over, you need to tell them you have to give them like the leader of the look you're going for. Yeah, tell them what kind of himbo you'd want to be. And although dangerous and rustic,

I believe that there are guys like that that run river boats and shit that could be himboes. They're just scussed up. Oh, yeah, there's southern himboes. But I'm talking about a guy that was maybe just strikingly handsome in his 20s and 30s and then just fell down the stairs in every way in life And then now he's just you know giving it to a river river. It's the working at home depot of the football star exactly

And then you're like okay, but he's still a hymn bow at heart course. This is all stuff. We got to break down with Justin and Josh I'm talking to his school. We are we don't know the fuck we're even talking about by tell you Josh Adam Myers. He was hy him bowing yesterday pretty hard. At the rage. Yeah, he went to rage also. He went to I think all of if not most of the shows. He went to five. How many did you do?

They did five. They did five. Did they do five? Yeah. So he's all five. He hit for the cycle. When the show was over yesterday, and they were doing their like good buys.

Yeah. He cried. Josh wept. He did. Oh, how hard? Like Ari Lewis, nine inch nails hurt. Yep. When you're crying on the same level as hurt. And you're on, cause they were on drugs.

Shroom. Also know they were on drugs was Josh on drugs weed. That's not drugs now. It's on weed on how hard of a weep. He was crying like I'm talking about holding tears in your eyes. Yeah, his under eyes were wet. So it's streams of tears. Puddles I'd say more than streams.

That heavy. Well, I don't know which one you'd scrub is more heavy. I'm gonna say it under the break. Did they break through his eye and go down his cheek? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a full cry. Yeah, no, he had a good cry. Was he like, was he saying stuff to him?

Was he was crying? He was like, you did this. You did this to us. You brought us this much joy. He was experiencing his homies. I'm drinking this shit. We just lived through something. I gotta take off my shirt.

I don't know what's going on. You know the drummer had me up to say, hey, was that you in seventh row? And I was like, yeah. Oh, you're coming. Jim jamming. So I didn't mean to throw off the energy. Damn, dude. Why is a good concert guy though? I mean, he goes for it. He fucking goes for it. Singing along and whatever. The hymnbo to me, to me, is the, uh, no, the Himo to me was any time of the show where you're like, this is where

a girl pulls out a camera. Josh pulled out a camera like you were cool. I mean selfies. No selfies. He wasn't doing that. Josh isn't that kind of Himo. We saw that Himo when we went to go see what was the rage against the machine cypress hill thing called profits a rage. Mm-hmm. Yeah, profits a rage when we saw they were was the rage against the machine cypress hill thing called profits a rage

Yeah, profits a rage when we saw they were doing the rage against the machine songs This guy in front of us shirt off I believe but his whole video was not of the stage in the band Just him it was him fucking yell on those lyrics at you. It was you're supposed to not for an X Fucking yelling those lyrics at you. It was you was posting that for an X It was the fuck you don't do to tell me it was the lamest thing ever look at clean out the garage again. Shelley bitch But the but yeah, Josh had that phone out a lot and I just don't get it dude They're not do you think he's gonna leave videos is gonna weep watching those videos. He might weep watching those videos. Oh, I was there! Oh, hi! We were back to my house to watch a movie and Josh would be like,

while the movie's happening he goes, the way that shift from township to million and then it'll break down. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's like his fish phase. That's like him talking about going and seeing a jam band where you're like, yeah, yeah, okay, man. Yeah, that's like his fish phase. Yeah, it's like if like him talking about going and seeing a jam band where you're like, yeah, okay, cool Yeah, he said he got fish after this weekend really quote. Yeah, because he went to all five shows I couldn't have gone to five shows. I would eventually been bored the reason tomorrow or at last night wasn't boring at all

was me and Christine took mushrooms before we went. Cool. And it was pretty awesome. But the awesome to me personally, was watching when Christine again, when Christine doesn't kill Lucy Moore, she didn't drink anymore. I mean, she smokes pot, that doesn't really get her jamming. But mushrooms and a concert.

It's she's I didn't film her for one reason and one reason only is that I didn't want to put it out there as a making fun of because she's Only going to be embarrassed by this. Yeah, she's letting go. But very hard to let go of not be embarrassed. It's the mo I'm ear to ear should eat and grin. I don't even have to describe it. Other than that concert last night made me feel one, very, very old.

I felt old because I thought I was exactly, I was like a Christine's like a trophy wife. And I'm like, go ahead, go do young things. You'll be in front, I just was protecting her from getting drilled. But she, by the middle of that concert, she wasn't even giving a shit if she got like drilled or not she was in it but Christine's dance

The Christine what is it now there was the Elaine and there's yeah, there's the Justin There's the Justin and Justin did the Justin forest. Did you catch Justin's at all from the someone set us a video? Yeah, yeah, I wasn't say with you guys, but you gotta give me a video of the Justin and send it to me Yeah, and he was just sitting hard very hard. Yeah, I mean almost perfect form. Oh, yeah, the Justin Perfect form perfect form just hand all the nuts and hand up finger point and it's just letting the fucking letting them know Let's bomb bomb strike bomb Yeah, I'm boom, boom.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I missed it. What show were you at last night? He went to rage and went back to the rage and it's the machine again. Oh, again. Okay. So what's the visual confirmation of Josh crime? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was there.

He pointed, by the way, to Josh's credit, I'm not saying something. I'm like, fucking idiot. Like he tapped me into it and when they had the crowd lit up and he tapped me and pointed at his own eyes, he's like, he's like, you're kind of laughing, like, he's gonna fuck, yeah, you know, he wasn't like, often, he wasn't like earnestly sitting there like,

oh, what's the Christine? It was getting the Christine dance, okay. Generally speaking, generally speaking, her dance seems to be butt out. Let me get this chair out of the way. Get that butt out. Where's my camera at? Okay.

No, your angle. It goes, she goes butt out and it's a palms out. Mime like, like your box, checking your box limits. So she just like she just does a lot of humping and the hands doing a whole thing. I like it. Where where she breaks down, we start breaking it down.

Yeah. Uh, was killing in the name of the last song. Sure. And she was cutting the mushrooms were hitting full. Whatever they were going to do to us. And then Christine, this was my favorite. This is what I almost started filming. Uh, you know, the some of those that, uh, work forces are the same that burn crosses, but they're going, uh, they're doing it. Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office or something like that. And when Christine, when she's doing, when he's saying cross, some of those

that want crosses, she's doing her palms out, she goes, she goes, some of those that want crosses, she starts crossing the arms, and then, and then like a point to the ground, like booty shake, crosses, the same that burn for cross it yeah forces and then back to fucking yeah it's a good that's a good three part you know when they're talking about crosses they're talking about like the Christian cross like Cluclux clan yeah what do you want to do I don't know but I like this I like this I'm this. I like this. I'm saying it. I think the word cross and just added that to her. Were you just in the zone? Were you just like, I was having a blast. Jason's mushrooms too, but honestly, I we went to Rage on Tuesday. I like me and my girlfriends like pushed our way up to the front. Yeah, he has nuts. Yeah.

Some of it that's the same thing with like coldplay. I think the mushrooms help, but I mean, these concerts are like unreal. Yeah. You know? No. Christine does not dance like that in any sort of way, sober. This just doesn't happen.

Is that- You don't cut that loose? No. She doesn't have that kind of joy, but yeah, because she doesn't have to moderate her joy. So she has minimal joys. And that is a joy. And now I'm telling you in front of me,

particularly because she knows that I'm always gonna kind of like laugh and make the like ball bust about it. But I mean, like she didn't give a first of all the drug. She was, she didn't move a ton, profusely sweating. Christine was covering a glaze of sweat. Yeah. And it's not from fucking doing this. And I, by the way,

Bernalotta calories, hands up. It was put out. It was particularly cool in there, actually, too. But yeah, watching Christine just like sing along the word, she was doing like last night, she was doing big like, you know, all of what's her American dream? Like she's doing all the, she's letting go, letting fucking lose, dude.

And then Josh is behind you sobbing. He's crying. He's like, I'm gonna miss him. So I'm gonna miss him. Another great Josh Hymbo moment. A great one. We were out in the little area there getting hot dogs and stuff.

And it's like the general mission area. It's the same place they season ticket people get to go. Okay. Down low. Yeah. It's usually everything in there's free. If you're a season ticket person, but for concerts, it's just the general admissions.

But so it's great because they're empty. Yeah. Pretty much. And me and Christina are getting like hot dogs or something. And Josh is like, he's looking at the pictures in the wall And he goes Jan is joppling before me here he goes or the or these all just pictures of rock stars That pictures that have been here you think and I'm like, I don't know and there's just a guy wearing a suit and Joe the mean Christine where we're eating hot dogs are looking at each other and talking about it as and there's clothes as you and Lou are to me

Yeah, and we had to talk about because he just goes, Hey, what's that? I mean, Christine right away, we're like, what the fight is this pictures from here? And then like the guy very nicely think like run through the history of MSG and where it was at before and now it is here in 60 something it got moved here to the middle of the city and these are all yeah and Janice Chopin these are all moments from the garden at the garden and blah blah. He just went through the and by the end of Josh's like, all right man, love this guy. I'm like a knuckle pound, but I mean he's start again, it's him boy. Same like thing. Do you know why I call that himbo activity? It's because I see this outside of shows. You have this a thousand

times too. Pretty girl goes, like you're talking to people and then you go, come here. Come here, to be complimentary or whatever it is, but they're like, come to me, I'm gonna say something nice and you will make them, and you're like, you moved to me. And you feel that energy of like, I'm doing, it's like you come here, just on the idea that's like,

I'm not gonna be the guy who walks over to you that like the way that happens constantly in your life. Yeah, I've seen um, Sal get that from his fans. Like Sal, come over here. We're gonna take a picture and you're like, no, go to him. Uh-huh. Are you crazy? You're fans of him? Himbo's dude. Himbo. Staten Island famous. You are beloved by himbo's, man. And by the way, there's a lot of hot dumb dudes in statin island. So I'm talking about hymbo central

police that and I one maybe the statin island and Miami are probably the hymbo cat and LA. I guess I call him hymbo farms LA LA. What's another place? LA is a hymbo farm New York's got him New York's got him but they anyway we we but we export in you know what I mean? Are we import? We import hymbo's hymbo's not a San Diego? got him. New York's got him, but they we we but we export in, you know what I mean? Are we import? We import him. Bo's not a San Diego. For sure. You say any big city, but Boston, I don't think it's dominated him. Bo's. Yeah, they got hot townies there. Yeah, counties can have, you know, not be the smartest. No, I don't, they're not the smartest,

but here's the thing. They're also, there's no like, like, prist to their thing. Well, so you get them saying, like, I'm saying, like, Justin and Josh, their muscles and fucking good bodies and all that stuff, it comes from like, strenuous working out, which is masculine. I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying, but neither those guys are like, I got to build a cabinet. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, like, I would say Southern California.

It's for glamour, it's for glam California. It's for glamour, for glamour. It's not for functionality those muscles. I think Scottsdale's got some hymbos. Eric Phoenix. I'm pretty certain. Yeah. Phoenix is an area for hymbos. They're hymbos farm.

First of all, I mean realistically, wherever there's major groupings of bimbos. There's hymbos. There's gonna be a lot of hymbos. Yeah, there's a, there's a fuck food chain. Did I gotta tell you Josh made Hawaii Anywhere with bathing suit culture very true Josh made a rough copy so far of like The theme song he's doing for him bows. Okay, it makes me lay it would made me laugh so hardless and I was on mushrooms

But it's really funny and it's not that it's funny like hard lesson, I was on mushrooms, but it's really funny. And it's not that it's funny like hilarious lyrics, it's just what he did with it. It's like this almost sounds like a alien voice. It's like a electronic song. It's like, we are the hymbeos. We are not saying anything more. Don't say anything more. Let it let the song speak for itself.

It's so funny. I'm excited to hear it. And I know it's I know it's fucking gearing up But you got to see him full-fledged Yeah, but I've that thing. Hey me and Christine were couldn't believe it. We were eating hot dogs in the corner going like how the fuck do you I go how was your instinct not to be well that's a good question son Pictures from a concert 1971. Oh, that's fine. Do you want to do my podcast? Well, what you want to talk about Green Day's dukey album? What's your, DJ, we'll take this around the room.

What's your approach? You see somebody who works there and you have a curiosity question, not like whatever, you're about to engage in a conversation with somebody basically. What's your approach to stopping the guy? How do you engage employee of Madison Square Garden? Don't ask him to come to you.

You go right up to him and you say, excuse me, you're busy, can I get a second? Very nice. That's very, very nice. Landed the plane beautifully. What's your thing, Black Lil, you think? My thing is to always apologize first. I'm sorry.

Listen, dude, I'm sorry to bother you. Can you just help me? Great approach. I'm completely, I just said, I'm simply like, excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir, as good. I'm like, excuse me, okay, I got you a question real quick. You go. I'm curious about these picture Like everything would be so like I think I'm inquiring with you, but some you might know this thing

I was like hey, I think you story now. I think you can even add in can you help me with something? Can you help me with something is a fine way to start that hey? Hey, and then just the question hey It was great. Hey, hey, and they just the question. Hey, it was great. Hey, it was so I don't know where. Who wins in a fight? Man, 30, 30 on a man or a polar bear. I'm going to shred. Look, you want to touch my stomach? All right. I'm going to cry. Go on. I can go cry. Oh, man, it was great. Weeping at a concert. I think I'm gonna look the other,

he had a couple of moments yesterday that were just. Did he ever try to say that they were his friends and that they were gonna go, he was gonna go see him? Or, never they was gonna go see them. Okay. Which I'd argue, if they're your homies, they probably wanna see you one time. They're here for a week, dude.

Here for a week, a couple of, by the way Here for a couple of, a couple of days off. And tests are widely available. If it's a COVID thing, go get tested. Grab dinner, grab dinner somewhere. Hey, let's go get tag. I live here. Let me show you where I go feed and eat. Hey, man, that was so jarring when he did that. I was like, yeah, how do you engage with people like that? But he also again, man, that was so jarring when he did that.

I was like, yeah, he engaged with people like that, but he also again, that just doesn't, huh? Justin does that all the time. I know. He's like, hey, I got a question over here. Look at me, look at me, look at me. I'm high. Hey, yeah, I much question.

Like when we've been on the road together at restaurants, it's been mortified. Oh my God. I'm mortified by Justin. I said when he goes, the famous in Montreal, it's been mortified. Oh my God. I'm mortified by Justin. I said when he goes, the famous in Montreal. What's that? Yeah.

And I'm like, what's that is? Is the sentence that's gonna make her now go and punch our fucking food and grab our burgers with her hands and shit is what it is. Same which place one time he was like, they're known for their bread. He has for a wrap, he goes, yeah. He did wraps and the guy's like, I mean, I guess we can.

And he's like, yeah, I need you to do that. Me and I'm like, can I just have a sandwich? I can't see a post. I would ask for a wrap. If there was a sales place, I ask for wraps. I even ask for wraps that they don't listen. I'm saying they go, we make these three kind of wraps. I'll say, can you make this?

I did that at Jim's stake out this weekend. Absolutely. You put that in a wrap, but you don't can and did that at Jim's stake out this weekend. Absolutely. You put that in a wrap, but you don't can and ball into it. That's what it is. Do you do wraps? And then you go, I'm going to need you to do that. Is like, that's the thing. That's the line.

I'm going to need you to do that. Hey, fill me in, blues, blues. I have, who is that? I have like a, would you mind approach to it? I have a, if you don't mind, I can get behind there and make it myself. I don't want to put a burden on you. Oh, I know. So I know the other him both things.

Josh did it made his laugh yesterday. So the day he went one of the ones he went by himself, he got the game a ticket in a like good section kind of like next to the stage. And he was there and he goes, I was hanging out. This is great. I was hanging out with this dude. He was his black dude next to me. And we were singing the songs together and talking a bunch and blah, blah, blah. I realized at the end of the show, it's a John, what's tensile Washington son? Oh, he goes to John Michael. No, John. He doesn't go by Washington. He doesn't. Denzel Washington Sun. Yeah, I think he did. The actor that was in tenant. Yeah. Uh, his son.

Washington. Oh, John, he does go to Washington. Yeah, John David. John David. I'm dumb. So he goes to John David Washington. And then I go. This is so funny. He's like, and then we go and we're walking outside together. He goes, and then I get recognized. He goes to the guy. So he asks, oh, hey, man, what is it you do? So I tell him I'm comedied the big and the bang and the boom. I'm a little bit of this little bit of that little bit of mayo on the sandwich. He goes, and then he goes, we were talking and I go, hey man, I just got one question asked you before you leave.

What the fuck is the story of the plot of Tenet? And then he started laughing and he was like, I know, we just shared this laugh. It was great. And then he went off in his own way and I went off my own way. He goes, no picture, no nothing. So, yes, he tells me on the phone. He went off on his own way and I went off my own way goes no picture no nothing so

Yes, he tells me on the phone. Yes. Today the concert he goes did you tell you about my tensile Washington? Yeah And he goes yeah, so I was sitting up there and it was our talking He goes no pictures or nothing and I went just the story for Josh to regale everyone with for the rest of his life to prime it up. It's already the second time I heard. Oh, you want me to start the John David. John David Washington. Dude, that's the best. It's like the Dorothy Gish story I love from three Amigos. Yeah. And he hit Dorothy Gish, true story.

I wouldn't I was waiting for you to be like, next thing I know, Denzel and I, I'm writing down the first Steve Winwood solo album on the podcast. It is my, it's the beginning of that. Because he's a hymnbo, and he believes it ought to be true. Himbo believes that he's homies with Tom Morello.

Himbo's, I believe he believes it. Himbo's always feel like they're going with the wind carrying them, never against the wind. Himbo's are always like, this'll work out. Yeah. I'm hot. Wind, it loved me. This'll work.

Tom Morello's my friend. I get pussy. I got a roof. Everything is going to be great. And it makes sense, because whenever he talks to me about Goddamn comedy jam, or I was like, I suck. I hate this.

I don't like doing it. And he's like, yeah, just gotta let go. He's like my little gym. He's like my labble. He's my little Jiminy cricket, but for like confidence. But you know, it is because I'll tell you, I felt and I don't know what your concert motions are. I felt and I don't know what your concert motions are.

I remember you singing Kendrick Lamar and then because I didn't know the song and I was laughing at you, not at you, but you know, I was like, the same thing with Christine, which was the thing and you were like, like, I love bad bitches up the fuck and you were going along with that or something. Whatever the song it was that you knew

that you were singing. I love Kendrick, I know most of the stuff. Yeah, I know. But I was saying, whenever I was just watching, I kind of like took you like, I, we're on mushrooms and I looked over and I knew I could feel like,

I was like, going nuts, I was like, oh my god, this is off section eight. And then I look over and Jay smiling at me and I'm like, like, I, my, the time is up. Last night. So then once I knew Jay was looking at me, I'm like, like, the time is up. So then once I knew J. Was looking at me, I was just like giving inquisitive face. Like, what's this about?

Yes. What's this song called? This is thoughtful. This is thoughtful. Oh, I do. Yeah. Aside from the occasional wiggery hand motion that I did last night, I'd say,

I felt even like weird at home. That's what I said about my age hit me I was like standing behind Josh and Christine with my hands and pockets like I was like a dad waiting for them And I was loving I was loving the concert, but again Always my whole life. I've just drank in concerts like like I go watch and like if I know the words I like sing the words, but I don't need I don't move my hands much I'll keep hands in pockets and watch I just bob my head. You also don't need, I don't move my hands much. I'll keep hands in pockets and watch. I just bob my head. You also don't go dancing.

This is like a thing you've ever done. So it's like, I guess like not dancing at a concert. It's not something you like do at all. I found out that nobody in this room has ever gone dancing. I found out that I on Tuesday, but if you go on dancing, I'm sorry. I just said something.

Sorry clubbing. Oh, absolutely clubbing. How? Yeah. But dancing. That's what clubbing is. Club thing like we're going to dance. No, we're going to find some women by dancing. I'm a club kid. You went to go dance. Yeah, that's a place called Fassads. Good title for it. Fassads. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. My dream. My dream. Would you do like, would you do like, you know, like to house house music? Yes. And then like all I want to do is zoom, zoom, zoom in the boom, boom. That type of shit. You're rex and effects?

Plan it out. Plan it so, you know, like, why did you freak out with the shuffle dance? Then was it because you didn't want to wow us? Yeah, you didn't want to guess all hard. Uh, yeah, we were there was going to know about your awesome shuffle dance past. I go, Lou, can I tell you something? That was the best move ever. You have got it.

I've heard stories of a man that used to dance and he sounds a lot like you. Are you shuffling Lou Witsky? I cut you off for it for that dancing. I'm sorry. Oh, I don't remember Gone just push mo pop before the show. So many upon it. It's gone, dude, but it was a hell of a night. What's Jacob? When I worked at the restaurant, sometimes I think like three times, you know, I don't have to tell you again how hot the staff was there. I mean, yeah, I beat off to twice. They had exclusive access to everything. What do you mean exclusive access? Like would walk them undo the velvet rope,

or there's a back entrance, would there be those hot French waiters here? Get them dancing. The guy would, there would be a line a mile long outside. I don't even remember, I'll try to remember the name, I'll get the name of this club, but it was very popular name, and there would be a line of hot people waiting to get in.

And they would just open the rope for us because that they would like three times they, they took me and the bus boy. Michael Jacob, it was a cable wish for them. Yeah. Michael and Jacob are there to be like, we were so out of the way. We hold the coats. We make sure you guys get home safe. Did those guys just go in there and all of a sudden they're like,

Jacob, so I'm going to go to the dance floor. They just were at home. It was like they went home. Everyone knew them. And they knew how to act. And I never felt more out of place in my life. Don't you know, so out of place. Himbo confidence. Himbo confidence can do things that is unexplainable to us regular people, us civilians. When I lived with hot Pete, he would do this thing where he was like, he would just jump from job to job, but it would always work out.

More time, Vecchio was like, there was a corona commercial and they walked in and the guy goes, they go, how did the interview go? And go and you went crushed it and they all cheers the corona and Vecchio was high on the couch and he goes that's Pete's life dude but just how Pete lives because he was a himbo he was a himbo and he would just he do he tell me there's one thing he's like I'm going to eat at the aimsworth you're like some place where I'm like I don't even know what that is. And he's like, yeah, they have me come in and bring women to have dinner there just to be seen eating there. And they comp the whole meal.

And I was like, what? This is where we were broke. What's the hint both think of saying? Like it's always like a crush. New jokes destroying. Yeah, they just, you know, you know, I was saying everything's like a positive. Yeah, you're never like, how is it gonna go like, long long day if it's a long day, it's because they can't exercise the way they want to

Yeah, yeah Justin when I've seen Justin sad he's like messing with my eyes. I can't do my chain dips legitimately I know he's like he's like well I get this goddamn air cast off tomorrow so I can go back to the fucking gym finally. Is that man about it? It's like yeah, like the gym's. Finally, is that man about it? Like, like the gyms, like dude, where is he? Yeah, I'm like, if I broke my leg, at least I'd be like, wow,

at least I'm off to make an excuse why I can't work out. Watch this, watch me get big. I don't think you keep saying like schedule. Yeah, yeah, that's the gym is where they get their lifeblood. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, also the big thing is talking about, like it's just the, and then Lewis does it too.

Lewis has got some hymnbo in him. Oh my God. He wouldn't get that many women if he didn't have, he didn't have a little hymnbo. Lewis has definitely got hymnbo in him for sure. Yeah, now he's dressing in those. He's a mut. He's a mut.

He's a mut. He was like a rescue him bow Then he's found Lewis in a fucking drain and he's like what you want for me. Yeah, I fucking also He's a natural pit bull, but he's yeah, he's a him bow though. That's why he's still got that confidence Even he's a pit bull he's a pit bull poodle mix. Yeah, or he's like I'm I'm not that bad my jaw square, but you can bring me inside Yeah, or he's like, I'm not that bad. My jaw square, but you can bring me inside. He just talk about how good looking he is often. By the way, on old, you know, what dudes all the time,

we're talking about how he's an excellent lover. Yeah, of course. A very good. First time he did it, I was very high. Although we both also stand by the, we are, but we argue all the time over. We're both very generous lovers. Yeah, just the way he said it though, it got Bobby mad and Bobby's a former him though. Bobby Hutch.

Bobby Kelly. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Bobby Don, then Don Himbo. He's the one who came from him. Um, and Josh and Justin having Bobby Kelly on would be really funny talking about his old. I said him bowing in the early nineties. So him telling them the story, they're jaws hitting the table.

You're already boobies telling the story of when he used to wear overalls with no underwear or shirt. Just his body and fucking dick. I had a vision of you. I've seen you before in my dreams. You've come to me. You are our Buddha. I've seen you before in my dreams. You've come to me. You are our Buddha. You've achieved Nirvana.

I got to hit most Stigmata. I would, it's just hand gel in the doing it. It's little schmutz. It's just some holes. Dude, look at the hat. No, that's not an envelope. That's a hat. Black and white hat.

Yeah, that's him. Oh I want to kiss him. That was Bobby. I started going to colleges with really. Oh, yeah, damn. I got retired him. Yeah, that's him. Oh, that's him. Bob. Bobby damn dude. I forgot that Bobby's a total. He's fucking forgot he's the king him Yeah, yeah, Bobby damn he'd be a great guest on him bows. Book it, black Lou, book it. Schedule it in. Lewis J. Go, yeah, man. Lewis J. Go as a Bobby Kelly. Not at the same time, that's too much

him bow energy in the same room. There we go. So it's too clear. I like when we're industry on something, we're crew on something like that, that we sound like people who were, we hated when we first industry on something, we're crew on something like that, that we sound like people who were, we hated when we first started going, he was like, no, listen, we have months separately,

and then we worked them slowly and together. I mean, that was our whole problem, we're serious, we're getting it. There's no rush for this, guys. Why are you being so crazy and wanna jump right into a show? Well, I'm just telling you, the science behind all this is,

we still haven't had just an enj Justin and Josh smell each other's butts enough yet Oh, don't we don't want them. We don't want them mingling up too much before the show start that they'll have their phone calls They're both already completely annoyed with each other For the savings that reasons on each other one Dude Josh said yesterday about Justin He's like, yeah me and Justin are so different. He was like, it's like a Justin impression. Let me get your vape.

Let me get your vape. Oh, can I see your vape? Let me hit your vape again. And you're like, Josh, like, you always go like, Josh, you're the person who goes, like, Hey, what do you guys keep? You cold food? The fridge goes, I want to make sure where your parents are. I'm I mean, what do you pee here? I can do it. He just helps himself like winning the poo

You got any honey. I want honey. I'm gonna take you honey. Can I add one thing? Please Well just going on what Dan said it really Made me think because back when I was working at the restaurant man The confidence they had in a room filled, in a club filled with already good looking people was astounding. Yeah, it's similar to tough guy confidence.

When someone can really fight, they really have no problem going to like, they don't feel the aggressive situation. Yeah, they don't feel the, like Lewis is a, he gives a day walker. He's got confidence in fighting. So he can walk around and like Lewis one being Being Puerto Rican and the fact that he can like take care of himself a little bit makes him

But Lewis would live like he doesn't want to yeah, but I'm saying if Lewis is circumstances where he had to live like in the Shitty as part of Harlem you can do it like he'd be fine. Yeah. You know, I mean, I'm not saying boring anything major crazy happening. Like, he wouldn't have a regular problem coming home every night or going to a bowdag at three in the morning. Or yelling at somebody for something that we would completely let go. Because you're like, I'm in the middle of scary Harlem

and we're exactly like that. I don't want to, I don't want this problem to happen in Lewis's like, he's got him. Fuck you, dude. He's got me. Did you mean to say excuse me? He's got some, it's not that trivial too. He's got himbo tough guy stuff.

On's are I hold the door. Thank you, thank you. So I gotta give Lewis his due, and this is when I say why me and Lewis are long time friends is what we connect on were the same. When I remember in fairness when I came in and said that we went to that Next game, I went with Lewis and our kids He I told you he got the thing with the security. Yeah, and ladies mortified James mortified

We're and it was like a whole and then James like why you just let it go dad like who care? You know, I mean he was being so adorable like that last night when we were leaving out of the tunnel, like not even we're leaving the general mission to get to the con courses. Sure. You know, we go down the elevators, rescuators. And when we came out, there was a thing going on.

Security was like dealing with a guy. And we're walking out and a guy comes up to me and Christine is like, Hey guys, I'm sorry, I gotta get a picture real quick with you guys. And I was like, Yeah, sure. So we all put our arms around each others for the guy for the guy to take a selfie. And this lady comes over, dude, with I mean fucking gym fucking Jim teacher from the fucking 70s hair like the real split in the middle Yeah, uh looks like she might be the girl who's off camera on a ding ding ding ding ding Yeah, is that thing dang in Rita? Yeah, get it going Rita. You getting tipped She just has a leathery skin fucking bag with junky teeth. Yeah, All these yellow jaggedy teeth on the bottom. And so she puts her hand up in front of the guy's camera,

but like to block pictures not being taken. Sure. So I think Christine even says she goes, no, no, no, no, we're doing like a selfie. We're not taking a picture of filming like the security shit. I don't give a fuck about that. And, wait, does this lady work at the scene? Yeah, okay. And she goes, one, does this lady work at the, yeah, okay.

And she goes, well, this is there, and Christine said, when I came out of the bathroom, the person, can you actually fill in a little bit on that Christine, when I came out, there's a thing going on, and Christine said, and a few people in the bathroom were like, yo, the security's like fucking, like they're being like really nasty for people.

No, the security, what I, what I didn't like, that seemed like the guy that was ahead of security, like the guy in the suit started yelling at his staff in front of everyone. It was just like a ridiculous chain of command thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, so I talked to the staff.

Well, when they had some guy going to the staff, you know, so that whatever, that's probably what it is that girls probably all wound up in her boss for yelling at or whatever. But also the security situation, like, uh, That's probably what it is that girls probably all wound up in her boss for yelling at or whatever, but also the security situation like You know, they're holding this guy against the wall security, you know, then tell him the guy's like don't be a tough I don't be tough and there's an old man dude Let's security guy, you know, we're one of those guys with a slick back hair, but he's like it's like salt and pepper

And he's not he's an old man. Yeah, things broke out. He's an old man And he's and he's he's jawing too. And you're like, what the fuck is happening here? Like, security staff is ridiculous. So this lady's like, you know, we'll move. You gotta go. And we're like, I'm like, yeah, miss, shut up almost. But I'm just like, yeah, we're just,

he's snapping a picture, relax. And like, and he's like, all right, but I'm telling you, you gotta get something yelling. And I go, and I go and it's just like I'm like lady what the fuck is your bro so now this guy is like a fan go so far and I'm like he's way he's like I'm sorry I got you trouble I go now that's me that's insane behavior I'm like what the fuck's your problem lady I'm like go back inside you dumb cunt and then she was like she goes I told you four times when I go you have zero authority you stupid cunt,

or you would do something about this. Yeah. About me calling you, go back inside, cunt. And then she said, like, eat the shit. And I, And I'm like, again, what a waste of time having her be the thing because if I mushed her face,

then five guys come over and wreck my shit. Yeah, damn dude. And then I'm like, why is she bought, it was a crazy thing to do. Like, what are you doing? She's just trying to get everyone out. And that's how that fucking energy is at the end of the day. I know, but it was the thing. It was not, we were being no problem.

Yeah. We were walking, a guy goes to a picture. Yeah. We turn around, stuff, and then she's like, oh, no, no, no, we're not. We're just taking a selfie real quick. And then it was just like, oh, but I'm going to say right now, fucking go.

Like the next step is like cursing out like lady. But there's still a thousand people. Yeah, in some, like, we're not stopping anything. Yeah, you were stopping to do a thing that took me. We're not in the way. There was no one behind us or we're impeding. I think you're just catching that lady's life spilling on to you or she's just like, you know.

Why would they put someone right there? It's like the fucking that's what triggered her thinking about the bus ride to work that morning. My question is you can't put somebody you can't expect somebody to take somebody for authority when they have fucking for only for yellow teeth on the bottom of their fucking mouth and those are all jagged only four yellow teeth on the bottom of their fucking mouth and those are all jagged and or or they're like this lady is pretty scary

um she's definitely scary looking but there's nothing scary you know I mean like about other than I'm just like she Patricia what did I tell you you're supposed to run out of the shadows and yell at him. I mean, this lady was, oh, uh, ghastly. Now can I ask you a question? Is there a chance she was smoking hot in her 20s? No. No, no, no.

No? No, no, no. She looked like a member of the mom that was sitting next to the kid who did the Boone County Maiden call. And one of her white's his mom. Yes, she's like a very sad all the time. She looked like that. And just like a like again like a fucking like a warning mitt. Yeah of a fucking face

That bitch Bitch Bitch, I hope that lady's okay, man, cuz I don't think she's alive. Who if it tastes it tastes eat if it smells like fish Spit that shit It smells like fish. She didn't spit that shit. I'm gonna have to go. No, my colon, leave it alone. Leave it alone.

Clown. Yeah, I don't know. I hope she's all right. If it's like clown, leave it alone. She has her code. If it's not like a baby, you need that baby. If she is dead, that better be on her tombstone. That's my life.

My creed. Yeah. She goes, I have a saying around here. They go, Mom, please don't. Please don't say you're saying. He's not playing with your pussy or boyfriend. I know this is the school Halloween dance that I'm shaperone, but I got one piece of advice for all you kids. Can you give me that folding chair so I can put my leg up on it? It smells like clay and leave it laying.

Lived a line. What's up, Jacob? Well, I'm telling you, you guys really got me thinking with the whole hymbeost thing I'm having such flashbacks of the restaurant. There's another thing I never brought up to you, because my roommate, my roommate was no exception. Every waiter there had this thing going on where they made slightly more than I did as a waiter. I was the runner. Sure. Oh, I thought you said just by looks.

Go Jacob, you know, we clearly can't pay you the same as I'm paying. Steven over here. He is so hot and you, well, you're a person. It goes, I mean, you know, you can't just go down. Oh, that's cute. Steven, can you lift up your shirt? Thank you very much. Look at that. I could I could that is one two three four five six dollars more now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

Seven Oola law Also, I could probably wash all the napkins in the back off that so he's a dual use But they're good looks almost made it so they could have lived without money. Yeah. My roommate, we lived in the in this apartment together, but sometimes he would just be gone for a week because a hot chick from the restaurant asked him to stay in the

Hamptons. And he would be while I would be doing double shifts, he would be on a yacht. No bullshit. Dude, like a lot of the whole summer, he was in the Hamptons. And he would be, while I would be doing double shifts, he would be on a yacht. No bullshit. Like a lot of the whole summer, he was in the Hamptons. Yeah. The Hamptons is that's the high. That's the New York high for him, Bo's and Bimbo's. Could you imagine just putting on underwear from being naked and just looking cool already? Could you imagine being fine going naked around an apartment? That's not yours.

He, dude, speaking of hymbeos, I forgot that Pete brought over a fucking white whale of a hymbeo. It was right when I quit drinking. Yeah, biggie. Dude, it might have been, it might have been, I might have still been drinking and I was hung over, so it was just a fucking, just a little sassy boy. But he brought over.

He even though tends to be club person too, not wigory. No, totally. Yeah. This guy that he brought over was a male model. Like one, I think on the cover of a bag of Abercrombie, like big deal male model, kind of ripped. And he was like, I'm gonna jump in the shower, Blake's coming by, whatever his name was.

He's like, he's just gonna hang out here, then we're going to the Hamptons for the weekend, because they were just doing, they were taking an Uber to the Hamptons. Himbo. That's himbo, shit. That's himbo, shit. So, by the way, if we were brought on,

do you care if we vape? Yeah, and this was, by the way, still when cigarettes were cool. So of course, the himbo, I go outside to smoke a cigarette and the himbo's like, can I have one? And you're like, still when cigarettes were cool. So of course the Hymbo, I go outside to smoke a cigarette and the Hymbo's like, can I have one? And you're like, no, you could everything. I need these cigarettes.

I think you're gonna say, and you also say great Hymbo things, like the positive things of Hymbo's where you're like, I only smoke when I drink and I have like two or three a night. I could throw the rest of the pack away. You go, fucking kill you so fuck I Thought this guy was talking shit because you know me. I miss read everything. You're ready. I'm the most defensive big fan Your comedy excuse me. Yeah, I'm the most defensive man on the planet So I'm like waiting for and this guy's like saying shit where I'm like what like I'm genuinely being like

Are you talking shit? He's like you do comedy? And I'm like yeah what? Like I'm genuinely being like, are you talking shit? He's like, you do comedy? And I'm like, yeah, he goes, like every night. And I'm like, yeah, every night. And he's like, oh. And then like, would say something. And we were watching, it was college football was on. And I kept being like, yeah, dude, I don't know.

And finally, Pete comes out, sits down. He's like rolling a joint. And his friend goes to the bathroom and I go, what's up with you fucking friend, down. He's like rolling a joint, and his friend goes to the bathroom, and I go, what's up with you fucking friend, dude? He's like an asshole. And he goes, no, no, no, no. He's super dumb. So just now that you know that, watch how he talks to you.

And it was like completely an eye opener. Because the guy was like, perspective shit. I go, you're taking an Uber out to the Hamptons, he goes, yeah. And I was like, that's pretty expensive, right? He goes, perspective shit. I go, you're taking an Uber out to the Hamptons, he goes, yeah. And I was like, that's pretty expensive, right? He goes, I think. But if you thought he was a dick, you'd be like, if fuck you too, give me one word answers. But instead, you're like, he's so dumb.

And I mean, the guy was gorgeous. He was wearing white jeans that were ripped. Jesus. I was like, man. By the way, white ripped jeans. Crazy. Jesus, you gotta be a Puerto Rican chick to pull that off. No, this guy pulled it off to the point that I was, I was like, where. By the way, white ripped jeans, crazy. Jesus, you gotta be a porter, you can check to pull that off. No, this guy pulled it off to the point that I was,

I was like, where did you get those? Those are cool. Wigger oftentimes is associated with dumb. For sure. There's hot fucking, but his- The Kimbos are not necessarily dumb. Always, it's not that they're dumb. They are, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

I'm telling you, it's, like Jacob, your roommate wasn't dumb. They are I mean, it's a man. I'm telling I bet like Jacob your roommate wasn't dumb He was just like he's like care for their care free. They're fancy free It's but I'm saying it's not to do with the intelligence. It's got to do with it's the ego. It's whatever the yeah Whatever the ego is like a different level of just like self-appreciation or self Knowledge or maybe lack of self self now you as a I hear I think a standard test for being a himbo you can look at yourself in the mirror fucking and not immediately laugh oh there's a guide You play with baby goats yes yes the guy to being a hymbe on Rollingstone.com Pretty great. This is the

Respectfully and an article called in defensive hymbees This is stuff that Justin and Josh are gonna have to break down because this is again. This is above our pay grade Yeah, we just produce all this stuff out cut this stuff for them. I mean, I would mind going through the guide to being a hymbe real quick Yeah, I take a peek why not cuz I also we can we can look at what this top. Let's take a break come back Look at the guy to being a hymbe because then we could see you know could be because I also we can we can look at what this top let's take a break come back look at the guy to being him, though, because then we could see, you know, I don't want to throw too much on their plate. Um, I throw this out there, though. Sure. If I had my wish, my first guest on the himbo show would be handsome. Pete. Dude, Jay met handsome. He. I'm fascinated with him. Because he was on memories on the new love connection.

Yeah, I met him outside. And he was, did he strike you as a himbo? It was, dude, I was a very short meeting. Yeah. You guys talked from nice step off, because you were catching up for a minute. Yeah. And then he went off. He was like, he was on the move.

I wouldn't mind seeing handsome Pete review the himbo's podcast once it's been out. For a watch along He builds hotels now in cool places. He does the after show of course. He does he just designs awesome hotels to hang out I wouldn't he yeah No No, you're a train in architect. He just comes in and goes like he's a vibe. There should be a machete Yeah, of course. He's like he's like a vibe installer Yeah, of course he's like he's like a vibe installer Your designer no, no just a

He's a total virologist this brings in his There should be trees inside They got thanks he has Bamboo too side. Big thanks he has bamboo too. I'm drinking it all in. Maybe the room with some sort of an asiany thing. Asiany. Can I take my shirt off and roll around a little bit? I need a vinyl record player. He goes, I work better that way. He goes, you still haven't put a fur on these walls? Oh my god, I never thought of that. I apologize. Yeah, and classic keys for the rooms. Yeah, instead, yeah, that's like a fun throwback.

And maybe like, I don't know what I'm seeing here. A bookshelf that turns around that goes into the main dining area. Oh my god, and they go, also, I'm going to blow your mind here, baby. Round beds. He goes, and crazy gym. Also, I'm gonna blow your mind here, baby round beds He goes and Crazy Jim I want the chairs. I want the party and I want I want a Roman chair so I can do my ad work And everyone should be able and everyone should be able to buy a USB flash drive of their last workout I'm sorry. Do you guys mind if I get naked and put on my linen pants? If it knocks around I kind of get my idea from my bottom brain. If it knocks around turn it down

Oh my god, smells like clay and leave it lame We're gonna come back and learn more about these himbo's before we launch our own fucking himbo Titanic I hate doing little work is a little behind the scenes on the show But how do you want to break up the commercials today,, because, you know, we're on a roll right now, and it looks like, so I have one, what do you have? No. Nothing over there, huh? No.

Just, okay, Jacob, I don't think it's funny that this company is turning on us completely. No. I've been assured there's only one read for every show. I think everyone should try to make me feel better. Yeah, they go, dude, everyone goes to that. Yeah, is it we're getting spread too thin? Yeah, it trunks over there to come to the newest singer of quiet riot. He was like, sorry, I got to cut this interview short with the rowdy from Cinderella.

I got to get to me reads. I think Christine just found that we have to subscribe to Rolling Stone to read the article. Yeah, because it's. I think Christine just found out that we have to subscribe to Rolling Stone to read the article. Yeah, because it's not making any money anymore. Everything's stupid. Not making my money. We'll be right back everyone. Or, you know, just hanging them. I'm going to read this one commercial.

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