The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Himbos Podcast (feat. Josh Adam Meyers & Justin Silver)

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

The guys come up with a genius idea for a new podcast staring two Himbos, Josh Adam Meyers and Justin Silver and have them on the show to pitch them the idea. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@Josh Adam Meyers www.JoshAdamMeyers.com@Justin Silver www.IAmJustinSilver@HimbosPodcast

And now the bonfire with Big J show to play this song is my intro. Yeah. The hearts were melted. They're like, hey, Mr. You just got a fun for life. How was your week off, buddy? I moved out of my place, which finally, that cracked in. Yeah, there was too many young people in my building. I felt old.

It's a bad thing. I felt that in these village. I started old. That's a bad thing. I felt that in the East Village. I started to feel that in the East Village big. Yeah. Because then by the way, when you feel old, when I was like, I was looking at these girls and they were walking out and I was like, damn, I like to get my face between those butt cheeks.

Those girls were like, damn, I bet that guy can help if I need help moving like a couch or something. I bet he knows how to fix a fridge. Oh my god, that guy's so fat. I bet he knows the best place to eat. Oh my god, that guy's so fat. I bet he knows the best place to eat. Oh, I asked him so I could take hot guys there. And I'm like, oh man, me and this girl are vibing. Is it just me or should we get out of here?

And she's like, can you recommend a night's late night sandwich? Sure, I could bring it over if you want to go. Would you mind grabbing one from my boyfriend? Oh, yeah. Oh my god, you're so great, Jay Jay. Jay you're so fat and Greek. Thanks for teaching me about dipping sauces. I too know eat hot mustard from McDonald's off anything. I never knew about fries and ranch until you came into my orbit. That's one thing about that festival you're not gonna eat healthy. What up in Montreal? No. You're not going to eat healthy. What up in Montreal? No.

You're either going to have a big meal because you're going out with people to a big one. Too much. Yeah. Healthy or not. And then by the time you realize you have an eaten since breakfast, it's two. Yeah. And you basically got McDonald's or ANW.

ANW rules of... It does not rule, man. I've had it that ANW several times. that and w several times it doesn't rule it off It's actually the opposite of Rear disagree Jay we're coming from different places out of the way and w I like a hamburger that's named after a root beer your name dub guy I'm a w by the way We went to there asked for root beer floats they looked at us like they didn't understand that was a thing you could possibly do no It was crazy

How are you a W. Don't lead with? I don't know and then we like and helpless Josh who needs a fucking Pole-taken for everything in the world he does And a W just stops his French guys. He's like hey guys On the street vote he was stressing arms out to the side what's the most popular thing here? You look at the menu It's a single burger a double burger a triple burger Spicy chicken sandwich and not it's the same thing every fast food place. I love it. Not spicy chicken sandwich Fries and that's pretty much it. He's like what's the pop in the thing that what on these ass these guys like Hey, Shed the burger. He's like, but we want this popular one

He said the better Gary's like, but we want this popular Nippur day Help us it he had just fucking you don't need a pole for everything. That is everyone take a straw Shortest straw you tell me what you think first crazy Yeah, that helpers the savior him and Justin are Ying and yet you need to put them together to fall I call Josh. I call Josh Eastside Justin and I call Justin Westside Josh. You're the same person. They don't even know it. But I'm saying, Justin's the friend immediately

that I could think of that would help Josh because Justin would be like, Let me ask the guy. Oh, for sure. What's good here? Can you do that in a wrap? Oh my God. I think I'm together and really like stopped

like worrying if they're in each other's like way at all. Yeah, they're really just would go out there And just that would be the best because he goes what's the most a what do you think the most popular thing? You're goes. Yeah seriously. What do you think? I think I'll be like popular because yeah, you know like what's popular? Like is it this burger that burger? Josh? Josh and going around together to be like the Mario Brothers of Hot Idiots. You see what's the big Mac here? And it's like the fucking double burger with the special house sauce, whatever it's called here. They're every place is exactly the same.

We are hot. We are hot and friends. Tell the end to him and Josh and... Man, those damn Justin and Josh are podcasts called M Mimbo's yeah, do it right now print money Mimbo's with Josh and oh my god hot guys talking about nothing About nothing hey, dad. How do you get your abs? It's ab corner What you're your bleak routine? Time to watch it on the

app. Oh, that's a great one. On comedy podcast, but I would definitely listen to that. So the Mimbo's or himbo's either way. Himbo's yeah, it will hit himbo's. Himbo's. Himbo's. They have to do it shirtless and they just you can tell they just both They both just did they both just did push ups so they're pumped to get them going Yeah, we're sure it was way from the call in I wish there was way for both from the call in

I don't know but all of us I'm telling you right now the six of us are all getting EP credits on this and of course big Jim's gonna take his slice can they both come in studio tomorrow tomorrow please can you have some both commence to do tomorrow you think it's good idea I think it's time to pitch this yeah we'll get him goose up and by the way they will do it they're him bows they're easily excited I know how to get these two guys goose on each other I don't mean they gotta do is we have to each stick them aside separately and I tell each one to go you're gonna be doing a lot of the heavy lifting. Oh, yes, okay Clot to I know I know I know Justin's gonna do this But I'll pick up the slack by doing that and I'll go you know what Josh? I think Justin would probably dig it if you sang more than you talk

And Justin's gonna be like I really do think we need to put facts in about animals every episode I think Josh agrees with that already. Why doesn't Josh sing about the animal Snow leopard what you gonna do when you when you're Dole training Dogs at the dogs sit in you're off at a ranch with some handsome gay porn Photographers I Oxidin you're off at a ranch with some handsome gay porn photographers I would sign up for a patreon of Josh singing over Justin animal training Making the dogs it stay

seriously stay He's dead Good boy. Yes. Sorry guys guys we're getting on the business side of this and we're pitching him bows to Justin which we get on the horn right now but we'll do it tomorrow because do you reach out to them both Christine see that both of Elba tomorrow is not ready to join the zoom who if that's a possibility please they each do hot guy things I've noticed when we were in Like Josh would like before we went live had to try on his

Mechanics onesie, but had nothing on underneath so we watched his bare chest for as long as possible before we went live Oh, yeah the show for sure. He does this work. Do you like this? Probably Jacob, you would have gotten boned up. I got to tell you this. I went with Josh one day to the gym at the hotel in Montreal. And Josh just like rock workout. It's like bizarre looking. He disrupts. It's clients and banks. It's Jim dominating for sure I didn't know is it disruptor buddy. It's the the whole middle of the floor and what he's doing is Big dumbbell in each hand and he He puts him down the ground. He holds them like handles on the floor. Mm-hmm. Does a couple push-ups?

Then picks one up and does like an I cranks it like a you know He pulls one up and then he moves over and then he moves over with it. Does it then he one up and does like a like cranks it like uh you know he pulls one up and then he moves over and then he moves over with it does it then he gets up squats the uh he gets the weights upon his like shoulders it's the dumbbells and then he does a thrust you know a thrust three goes up and comes back down cracks him back down does some more some more pushups it's such a vany workout. Dude, if I'm telling you right now, we are leaving money on the table. If on the Himbo's Patreon, there isn't a workout of the week. With this kind of music going? Oh yeah.

Who Josh showing you is bicep workout, then the next week it's Justin. And just slow-mo, we suddenly walk by each other and like nod at each other, like, say guys at each other. It's one week it's Josh, one week it's Justin. Oh, I got you guys. It's Justin and James. Himbo the week. Yeah, Himbo worked out of the week.

Damn ladies, I hope you're ready to get extra squishy. Oh my god, dude, Himbo's produced by Big J and Dan Sotter. Yeah, we're dealing in smut now. We have to have some sort of ownership over. I'm not giving this idea completely away. Dude, we just birthed it on air. We just natural birthed it on air. So guys, clearly we're gonna need a pretty large.

And the losers are gonna take a cut, Christine and Jacob. This is a bonfire family production. And here's the thing, they're hymbos. So, oh my God, we can talk. They're just gonna believe whatever was telling them to sell money works. I, we could talk them into taking naked photos of them and then holding them over in a business deal.

They're hymbos. They're total hymbos. Should I, I'm texting both of them and then holding them over in a business deal. They're himbos. They're total himbos. I'm texting both of them separately. Yeah. I'm saying, would you be able to join a bonfire zoom at six today or come into studio? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We can't have them in the same room as each other immediately. It's like two terriers. They'll just start going at each other. Yeah, we gotta do this first on the on the zoom. Yeah, they feel comfortable around Jay and I because we have round parts on our torsos. Yeah, they think they dominate. But we let them think that because they're himbo. Because again, they're himbo. And they don't know any better. You gotta understand. We can control them with our minds.

It's sad, but I can't make that, Josh, do anything. I got damn please. We can have game sex 12 times this week. Master. Master. Dude, I'm very excited for this Patreon. Wait, so you want one to come on and then the other? Oh, no, I was kidding about them in the same room.

Both of them zoom on would be great. Did you see uh, did word get back here about any of the tilly stuff? What? New tilly stuff? No, but what a go read it's pretty wide. What a juicy gossip take on the fucking radio. The watch. You can look at it. It's pretty wacky. Yeah. I'll read it. Again, it's another thing where it's like I don't feel bad. I don't know. I'm so I guess I feel bad. The like always been super nice to me. All it's doing. It's doing it. It's like I don't feel bad. I don't know. I guess I feel bad that like always been super nice to me all it's doing I'm hard to have emotional bad. I don't know like I've never even like shakans or anything So like I hope for him, but I do feel bad that this is like really

It's like just slay you like his weird dark world. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? It's not as illegal or anything like that at all. I guess, unfortunately, I hope I really do. Like, something like this, I'm like, should it affect this work? I don't think so. I don't think it should affect this work at all. You just need some weird shit sexually. I can't throw stones at that. But like, it's definitely like, you gotta read it, dude. It's pretty wild. I don't wanna read it for you.

What a juicy fucking sweeps week. Maybe they've to read it for you. What a juicy fucking sweep sweep. Maybe they're reading the rounds. You know what? I don't want to be the one who's spread it. You know, maybe no one look at it. That made it sound so awesome. I can't. I know it's pretty crazy dark shit.

But don't check it out. But let's put the genie back in that box. That was the fapeting. They're like, it's wrong what they did. So why are you gonna look at Jennifer Lawrence with come on her face? Like, because I still can think it's wrong they did that tour.

I gotta take a peek now. It's out there, you know what I mean? What are we gonna do? Nothing a peek? It's the definition of rubber necking. It's when people are like, when you drive by an accident, you're like, oh, that's, I gotta look.

If they were like a video which is released of Christine cheating on you. I wouldn't be like, I don't even wanna see it, I go, I gotta see it. I gotta see the goddamn thing. You gotta see it. Oh my God. It's a train ride.

That's like if cheaters was real. Oh yeah, I wish it was. I mean, there is nothing, there is no happier, happy than a DJ lose smoke and while the show's happening God it makes me happy I know you are I know you are a big guy Just no smoke break. There's just smoke Yeah, dude, he's he has an air break. That's that's what an air break is after the show

Um, he just says he just takes a break to suck in some clean air a little bit He makes a deal of himself. I won't smoke on the commercials This is about time all right. I'm gonna go back in and we're gonna get in a rip in it I miss cigarettes so bad. There's something about its cloudy here and I miss smoking so much on cloudy days. I don't know what the fuck it is. That's so vague. I know, but it's just a feeling. Like it gets cloudy and I want to fucking cloudy and a little chilly. Want to fucking rip. Yeah, cloudy and chilly does rule. Some cigarettes. Rain the worst. Yeah. When it's raining out. And somehow

where you feel like you're only getting hit by four rain drops But one of them lands exactly right on the edge of the fire of your cigarette Lou, have you ever walked through a casino like when you walk through a casino? And you see they're smoking do you get jazzed up and just fire one up as you're walking through even if you're not stopping I do I do I'm home Yeah, I absolutely do You what? Can you still do that and yes you, my friend. Yes, you can.

I, the only thing about casinos that I like is that like, you're smoke, you're outside smoke break. It's just, I walk around, they look at all the old bitties sitting there and they're fucking scooters and shit with all the chingolinks hitting them. Yeah, I just crank it and crank it with a bucket of Shit in front of them. They don't even need anymore. It's all done by card. Oh man. They still prefer the coin system Smoking while you're playing like while you're gambling like blackjack especially it I remember when I first started When I was like younger and probably like early 2000s go into Vegas and smoking was still indoors wasn't that bad? Yeah, but then I remember by the time I quit younger, probably like early 2000s, going to Vegas and smoking was still indoors, wasn't that bad. But then I remember by the time I quit smoking,

everyone was like, ah, like there'd be multiple people at the table that are like, look at, you're like, dude, this is the whole point of a casino. Yeah, this is the thing, keep your smoke in here. Give me a canoe and cream, all things I would never do at home. Give me a canoe and cream, and I'm gonna fucking, and when I say hit me. I'm tapping with the cigarette hand. I go hit. Even a just a little come here. Yeah. Yeah. Give me.

Give me. Most stressed out I've ever been playing Blackjack was with Dan Saint Germain when we went to that AEW pay-per-view in Vegas and we were playing Blackjack and he's got a lot of anxiety just in general. You've met him and he was like we were playing Blackjack and he's got a lot of anxiety just in general you met him and He was like we were playing Blackjack and he kept touching the cards and the guys like don't touch the cards And he's like yeah, and then he lost the hand it didn't put money So he's like why didn't I get him like you got to put it down? It gave me so much anxiety that I stopped I had to walk away from the table I was like I can't do that I lost a hundred dollars fast Yeah, but you're with the person who's slowing the game down

And he's like jerk and he's like touching the cards and the guys like don't touch the cards You're like yeah, you like your response all dude in short and short circuited me. I was like oh Damn what you do I know he tell me you watched I should have told you too Christine was right. Did you watch the most hated male the internet? No, the revenge porn guy. No. I never seen a worse person. I like did you watch it yet, Lou? I'll watch it tonight. Can we do it on the lost tapes? Sure. So we'll do it on Thursdays episodes. It's it's yeah, you watched it That's it was nutty. How crazy was that? Yeah, it's kind of an raging I

Mean yeah So I had guy so that's the homework for Thursday's episode most hated man on the internet. You got a lot to watch tonight, buddy. How much is it? Let me get home. Three like hour be at parts. But it's great. It's great. All right. We'll make it happen. word from the himbows. I Got word from one and not the only one. Who'd you get stormy and dark? Or did you get the piece of a Darken story darken story Making up on from his phone Yeah, but he's probably roller-playing shirtless around He's got some him bow shit right now I'm out and about doing scaffolding chin-ups oh sorry I'm doing circles on eighth

I'm sorry I'm hitting a few burpees between traffic and keep my form straight and tight just believe in that him bow life dude oh god. His workout is so fucking red and vainian. Sweaty. Josh's. Damn dude, would the rock be envious of it? I'm telling you what he does to a shirt and then he just like, again, that's hot guy and shape guy shit too.

Who does going work out the next day and that shirt again after the sweat is dried and I'm like, well though this thing has to be burnt or washed in the next few minutes. You have to have a rabbi come down here with the flame pro. Yeah what? I can't sweat that much this be like pop that bag on tomorrow. Oh you know what's crazy is after the dance smells like sex and bacon. Who doesn't know? Pork sex. I get more chicks with it than I do without who don't like box X Oh, man this guy's this is gonna put Hendrix through college. This is gonna get Lou a new loan

This is gonna be a fucking big it's gonna be a big podcast. Hey, hey DJ Lou Guess I spent a lot of time with this week favorite twins? Oh! Favorite twins? Your favorite twins, buddy? Was it them that made Lou laugh like his alone inside laugh? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh! Whoa! Whoa! I love it. I love when your inside laugh gets caught. Oh yeah, he got so giggly. Dude, Katie caught me on the phone like early in the pandemic with Tim Dylan. Made me laugh gets caught. Oh yeah he got so giggly. Dude Katie caught me on the phone with like early in the pandemic with Tim Dylan made me laugh really hard and Katie came around

the corner was like what was that like and I was like what? Yeah Lou. He made it weird and then the skull brother went right back inside. He up. Well let you know Lou I have good news and bad news for you. They did not remember that at all. But I reminded them of the whole situation. I said he loves you. They have to love me back. I'm a twin. When they come to New York, they're going to come on the show for sure.

So bring an extra pair of panties That he should Lou practices his whole his hello's all morning. He's like hey, right? Hey, that's gonna be a campaign day for sure buddy We get some campaigns to do for that. I want to lose loose for the stars. I want to, I want to with purple teeth. Tavvon. Honest troops will put out a trailer for it or the first episode. I think it's on YouTube now, but they have, they have a fight past show called from the nose bleeds. We'll use check it out. It's really, you don't have to know about MMA to enjoy it. It's just them being fucking hilarious. Really really fun. Those guys are so funny, Yeah, I really watching them at

Moon Tower every year call the ping pong tournament and then the Fuzball tournament was so funny. They're so fucking funny. And their podcast is great. Jimmy Carr. I got this hanging out with a little bit. He did the worst the last night, popped in last minute, and he's great. I love Jimmy Carr. The thing I love about him, I, that's funny. It's fun about the festivals, especially when you get to know people from festivals, which Jimmy that's the whole thing. Yeah, sure I know him from Montreal We've done the nasty show together several times We're so not in each other's like orbit though the rest of the time for some of these internationally humongous

He is I don't say but he's not really an American very very often. Yeah, Jimmy Carr is fucking hilarious He's so fucking really enjoying and I just love that like I really for whatever reason and again call it like the Immediate immediate bias of like the accent and he's a suit comic and when he's not wearing a suit He's wearing nice clothes. Damn you guys are like a you guys are a real that would be like a detective movie You guys are the two opposites. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're ready. Yeah, Jay. What do you come to London? You'd have to go to London You hate it there. Yeah, you hate all the British shit. You call it all out And he's like it'd be rush hour and you'd be the Jackie Chan You know, but well, I guess someone sandwiched. Why do they talk like this? Oh god, there's a stupid

But I always love like even when I didn't ask nasty shows before or he was like what like he has always just like liked me also I think it's great like it's so cool whenever I uh before I brought on my stage I did all like crowd work to introduce the worst show and like I hear you know he's got a very distinct like I was hearing that laugh feel like oh hell yeah it's all yeah it's cool. You're like to be car like likes my city's not like I mean I think his world. I'm be like who's the fat tattooed idiot shorts on stage But he's not he's fucking he's the best not even showing off those fucking monster calves now too long George dude, no one needs to see this to distract you need what you need to do is you need to enter the new phase where you go

Downstairs and get just quad zillas. Yeah. Just have it where it folds over your kneecap. Oh, okay. And then you can wear the small small shorts are in again. Yeah. And then you can get thigh tattoos. Ooh, maybe I get some thigh tats. Dude, get the hymbeos to work out. They can build you up. Christine, any word on the hymbeos? Only one still and they haven't responded yet. Fuck. This all happened dude. I know we need them both on. I'm excited to see them. I'm excited to see them interview other hymbeos. Oh, that conversation is going to go.

Yeah, fantastic. Beautiful direction. Beautiful direction. First episode. She just, you want to see three guys guys fall over each other while also like mean girling each other at the same time you gotta get those two to interview Ryan long. Oh chest tattoos get at it. The three of those in a room buddy you are gonna see I mean it only because they know the cameras run as the reason they won't kiss. We're hold hands. I'm excited to see all the beef cakes they bring on. Black who's got a regular stud factory. Oh my God. Get ready. Gay guys and girls.

So much going to be. Oh man, let me book a comedian Dan book it. We just fire out people we want to cease to talk to these two. Who is the guy that hot chicks hot chicks on the show be will be great oh watch them try to watch them kick each other under the bus constantly non stop yeah when they do whatever they bring a girl on they just go against each other yeah Josh thinks you're fat but not me Josh say you jangle Josh like you jangle the boy you said that is well hold on a second I didn't say that I said you look beautiful in this lighting

Well hold on we'll be crazy if I bird landed on you Is this yours Every episode's like it like an episode of tequila of love or what's up? I call teal tequila shot it. Well shot at love with teal of tequila It just had to fight over so Yes, I, yes. It just heard back from the beast master and he said, as long as he's done by seven, send a link.

It's funny. Yeah, what? I sent it out to both of them. As long as I'm done by the time it goes over. What's their Himo schedule? He's gotta go do abs. He's like, sorry, I got mirror, I got mirror flexes seven to seven 15.

I have to extend my tricep to then hump in the mirror to see how my back walks Yeah, dude bring them in open the gates Josh is gonna be on his phone. What did you say? I was walking a leg of dog dropping dropping change, nothing in the skirts. Got my mirror shoes on. I'm looking at trim around here. Dude, I don't know, man. I'm pretty amped up.

I hope America is ready for the Himboz podcast. They're so ready. They're so ready. And yeah, there'll be a tear system. Avvy, hello. Hello. Hello. What time is it? What time is it?

And if you think there won't be a calendar in December of Josh and Adam in erotic poses for each month. Oh my God. Oh, the calendar's going to be the best merch ever. Yeah, that's what me and Dan is creative directors, of course. I'm going to give my adult gold teeth. Maybe a lot of suggestive together photos. Kristi.

It's very suggestive. Well, we've got to sell this in the grand. Uh, Christie? Christie, it's very suggestive. Well, we've got to sell this in the grandmothers, okay? Guys, we all know that this, this only works if it's suggestive. Yeah, you got to keep it on the level. Guys, come on, who? Don't be crazy with it. Hey! Oh, boy.

What time is it? We take a break so we can come back and not stop this? Yes. Okay. Let's take a break. Oh. And now, back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Dan Soder Great news everybody. What a man. What men? What a man

They're here everybody Christine said she was gonna make it happen and she made it happen She was still able to slide snacks in there pretty amazing gal snacks She was still able to slide snacks in there pretty amazing gal Welcome back to the show everybody it's the bonfire, you know that big Jay Dan, you know that joining us now Joining us around to just dash and dudes and then we buttering you up a little bit. Why what we're saying sure But your two lookers. It's the hunkiest. It's dude. It's the chunkiest peanut butter in this crew I've watched Justin work out many times. It's very masculine and aggressive I watched Josh work out once this weekend as I said to the people before they came on Josh

It looks like a rock work out. It's such a red Vaney I told him about your your jump over pushups with the dumbbells into a squat thrust. Dude, I didn't know you were in there clanging and banging and disrupting. Buddy, he was. I said, he dominates the gym for sure. But then also... He was the show without a doubt. I mean, but then you know, justinate no slouch. You know, justinate no slouch.

Not at all. Racking right weights. Just putting up sets. I just doesn't matter what. Burnouts, maxes, whatever you want. You need, he's got chains on his neck if this guy's own body weight stuff He's got chains hanging off him like fucking cone. Yeah come get some justins clubber laying You guys

Yeah, look at that fucking look at his chair I swear to God I'm sitting in a chair hoping that the world's not seeing my back fat being pushed up to my front tit And Justin you got a split in the middle of that chest that I mean, double goal, double goal. And I have O8 Louis CK body now. Now all this said, all this said gentlemen, hunky fellows like yourselves. We just want to let you know that we've been dreaming up the ultimate opportunity for the meeting of both worlds, the mending of worlds. The bonfire presents a new podcast experience hosted by Josh Eddermyers and Justin Silver, no particular And we call it Him bows On fire presents Him bows Let me can I say what I feel you have a lot of questions. I assume yes, that's why we called you in on this

Is there great is is I have a few questions? Yes on this. Is there great? Is I have a few questions? Yes. Inbows sort of like a male spoof on bimbos. Oh my God, you see how long it took him to get that? Oh, we said he would get that. Oh God, this is going to be better than I thought. Yes, Justin, it is a play on the word bimbos. Well, I have to say something. Your ideas, you're an IDM man. I love Dan's ideas or you're a lot of great ideas but I'm not fucking bimbo. You are. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going to dress it up like Justin Dan has some vain piece of shit. He doesn't have a fucking 168 What you have 168 I'm gonna throw that to the test first or foremost Opening episode oh happening opening opening episode of him bows Justin takes an IQ test. Come on Yeah, where'd you test yeah, where'd you test? What where do you test?

Great place online Was a doctor a hot chick who told you everything was right. Yeah, did you take your shirt off and then did you take your shirt off and then she called you a genius? Like what do you see in this ink plot? He's like, I don't know. Like a building. She goes, that's right. It is a building. She goes in the room. Is it hot or cold? Then he goes, huh? She goes, he's made by Elon Musk. Okay. So it's real. Dude, listen, him bows. Josh, you have any opening thoughts on just, we haven't even told you that to show it in tail. Sponsors should be out the wad this segment alone is sponsored to the sponsor right now by Wendy's

And also this segment this segment by Wendy's Wendy's new strawberry frosty. Oh, man When you want a frosty you won't want to these ones hang on. That's what you were it's about It's fresh Rich and creamy Wendy strawberry frosty get it right now okay why you're listening to the bonfire swing onto the drive-through while we hash out this business deal with the hymbeos themselves a hymbeos you guys man it was sponsorship like that did you imagine I mean Wendy's behind you

that's a big cover that's a big corporation that's my only question I think I have two questions to see if I'll do this one How much is a pay to can I sing yes and yes, okay? Sing yes, buddy. Yes, and yeah singing Justin there's gonna be a three-tier patreon thing. We're looking to do a work out of the week where you put up a work out one week Justin puts up a workout next week Now we're taught Hold on a second. In the initial presentation, I know.

You just said him, Boz, you should have said, we're gonna do this thing, work out, and then you could have said any of the week, and then you could have said anything. Just like, I know like, I still got to say he's not a bimbo Christine Metro sexual lifestyle. Okay, Christine that is not a good stuff. You need you back

Oh, you know what? I'm gonna need you to get out of here Guys, look at me guys are masculine men guys look at this. There's the deal every week You two are gonna interview another gorgeous man or girl. And then also in between that, give your workout tips, what foods have the most proteins, stuff we really need to know. And then just maybe your take on like TV, it could honest to God, the topics can go anywhere. Your take on it is what's going to be fantastic. And don't listen to Christine over there. She wishes she could have both of you. She's just back there talking that shit Yeah, shut Christine metrosexual. These guys are all man

There you just the term coined for like straight men that care about themselves. No, that's not Mustache I don't care about myself Josh is not Josh is not a metrosexual Josh is not a metrosexual You are Tank top weren't it tank I mean I think guys I think we're seeing proof in the pudding right here I could listen to this conversation with you with your shirts off I could listen to that for 30 minutes Good Justin. I bet we we we we forsaw a lot of these things coming. So go ahead. Can I do like a man's caping? Yes. Yeah.

About why would you? Why don't you do it sponsored by man's cap? We'll get them on the phone by my sundown. Man groomer, too. I'd like to sponsor it. Man's caping. I don't I also like to talk about important things like You would never use like a an actual shaving lotion as opposed to a hair conditioner to shave your body Which is like such a fucking known thing? I would think that most people know that already Just let me stop let me stop you for a second Josh Listen man, I don't shave my body So if I got exactly Josh That's the point Josh sometimes Josh sometimes you want peanut. Sometimes we want an almond joy and sometimes you want mounds, you know We're allowed we're allowed to disagree on the show. Yes, that's the whole point of this

That's the spice is this is it is fellow That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice.

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That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. That is the spice. Fuck yeah. Do you shave your balls in your asshole? Yeah. Josh, that was to you. Can you two smell each other out about your grooming things?

It's nothing. Guys, we just have like a stunning hot chick come on. Oh my god. You guys get interview her. Oh You know, I said I think I think a first episode Listen, I'm gonna put we're gonna put up the money and we're just gonna take some points on the back end That's how this whole thing is gonna go everything else is yours. I don't want to do I don't want to do any production I don't want to do any production shit That's why we got that's why we got the loose chick a loose thing

Yeah, we'll be a little listen. We'll be Hands off but none I want to say hands-off producers will be around but we won't be over your shoulder. We'll have notes But I do I see the potential in this guys Himbo's Working out all the things you a Josh can tell you about all the guy he knows, who knows a guy who made pants for Axel Rose, and now makes pants for him. He's gonna know you.

And Justin can tell you what to feed a pair of keyed on the fly. That's true. You're gonna know. You're gonna have skincare routines. Yes. You both have skincare routines. No, I have skincare routines. Josh could tell you about his regimen while Justin gives CPR to a duck.

I have a skin care regimen, but it's a lot more basic than people would think. A lot of the stuff that you do with hair care regimens. Hair care regimens. There you go. Then you're going to have to start a whole other podcast just for that. I know I think that's total him that's patreon dear guys. We're getting in a patreon territory I understand what what's bothering Josh about this. I understand what's bothering Josh There's nothing bothering me. I'm just listening to the pitch. I'm taking it in. Yeah, he's on his phone. So he's not as able to, yeah. Yeah, I can't like fear it. I'm also in like the lower east side right now, you know, or corn.

We say on the lower east side. Just dude, he's just out. He's just down the lower east side him been out just having a vibe you know tome bows what if I want to listen my my douchey interests I get that but I have a lot of non douchey interests like my extensive knowledge my extensive knowledge about documentaries how much I like science which I don't share with you guys That's just in just in hold on here. Oh, the world is been waiting for hot guy science Dude hot boy science with Justin's hot boy science, you and a lab coat with nothing under it Money printing store because that's what we're gonna be doing We're gonna be printing money. You didn't know what was what you miscalculate and fucking Josh Box out there with chemical birds

Oh It looks like a hot down Before hot boy science, but man I am all in now Hot boy science Dude, yeah, sure you into like philosophy or do you have any like literature? Yeah, I love coming in. The Renaissance era.

I love, that's when I studied in college. I love, I love philosophy. It's, it's, oh my god, dude. You know, I don't know what philosophy is. Because what you're saying right now is so interesting to me. I'm actually reading a series. I'm actually, I'm actually reading Alan Watts right now. Shout out all Watts.

Can I get it? Can I get it? Just like what? Is there a TV on? No, I mean, I'm in fucking there a TV on And I'll smack the motherfucker if that's what it takes you did really really did or go I'm telling you deep fucking mad corny I don't know this him bow out here. You mad hot this him bow out here you mad hot. Standing for the CDs CBD story with Pete Tarea mustache. Look at all sexy.

Six years Luigi Mooka motherfucker. Dude, there's a fight breaking out in front of insomnia cookies right now. Turn the phone around. Turn that phone around world, sir. There was a thing just went inside. They're bringing the heat inside. Oh, that was good. Yeah, that was the best has.

Oh, me raising Guys what I was going when I was going Christine ordered insomnia cookies to our house by herself I get that what's your himbo take on that gang? I don't know about the himbo's but Christine just as your friend you go girl. Yeah, but I want to know the hymbo take Look I really put Justin in a fucking funk Yeah, I hang with this girl I didn't like the sound of that No, I'm sorry. I got I was like I was just I got the shag of a second. I'm still thinking about I'm dude

What a you're like a deer dude you heard another noise somewhere? Your hymbe dude what are you gonna do pay attention to one thing for too long? He looked and flexed He was like what's over there? Yeah, yeah, sorry cause I'm going to my shot in the mirror and I was like oh Tries are looking toys. Oh I'm not like I'm not this guy that you think I am Jack right no Just you can show the world. Dude, you're a scientist. A philosopher and Justin and Josh is a philosopher and you're a scientist, dude. Sure. Himbos featuring Fuggin Nietzsche and Pollock.

Could I suggest a title Super Set science with Justin silver like a super superset science with Justin? I would like a workout segment. I think that's important. Why don't you take a workout segment and mash it with the science today I'm gonna be injecting stem cells into Josh Talking about outer space while doing dips. Oh, man Come on you think I don't want to hear about you know thing I want to be a day cart from Josh while he's doing fucking burpees with fucking 50 pound dumbbells Dude the velocity needed for a bar muscle up is at least point four regiments off the I love it And then Josh do it a dip where he goes if I think therefore I am but if I burn out in my making gains I can't wait for chat hangs to be on the show. Oh my god

Shit, I'm first big get dude you guys can all talk fucking exercise routines. No shit dude that guy's him Bo Gold and he's looking to push his his workout thing He almost got black loot to pay for his fucking Chet Hanks Peloton Really? Yeah, you know, I'm like, but he's all but he'll stay in touch with Tom Hanks Some will stay in touch with you while he works out You guys are offering a much better thing. You'll come work them out together You guys will get so many. Oh man. It's gonna be a huge show him bows would rule You're both fucking hilarious

Hot chicks, it'll be one of the segments in the show when we said hot chicks Yeah, I think you're mulling it over yeah, Josh is fully in What is it? Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

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Like you see my glasses? Like now my new thing is like, how do you get glasses? How does a person like me find the right type of glasses? That says, hey, wait a second, go ahead. Well my real only, I guess caveat to doing it is that it has to be under like the bonfire presents or some kind of a thing. So at lunch, we're already going in with, you know, 15 or 20,000 downloads.

We're building excitement out of the gates as we speak. Yeah, this is the thing. I'm not trying to build anything. I don't know like Guys all we need from you two is the show up and deliver him bows I just need you guys to keep your your Bread and take low and I need to keep your hope high Keep your hopes high. I'm going to go to high. First of all, ABT always be training. If it's under the bond fire, if it's under the bond fire, get under the canopy, bro.

Get under the canopy. Get out of the rain. Yeah, because I'm not trying to start. But we can go on the bond fire with big jay Overson and dan sota present him Bose with Justin silver and judge Adam Myers and you know, that's a lot of words. We already got we already got a superstar squadron

of four producers. You got J and I basically just as your pal bosses not even your bosses more of your buddies. There's no help in you launch a podcast big Jim if you hear this how do we get this? How do we get this roll on the podcast? Big Jim why don't you give me why don we get this? How do we get this roll on the podcast?

Big Jim, why don't you give me a, why don't you give me a pen door on the line? We're gonna have a little conversation with everybody. Series XM podcast. Series XM podcast. Did I just get an email from Stitcher? Yeah, maybe, maybe. You might.

You might get a Stitcher email. You might just do that. We don't stitcher now. We as big as we in the royal we of serious exercise. Listen, we've been talking a big gym about this since Bunsen basketball. We want to get in on the other side of it. We want to bring in the producers and his family. And as you can see, all my ideas, how they've come to fruition,

I clearly have a big gym in my back pocket. You can see, now me, I keep them in front of me, like a nervous chair for a baufia boss. I sit in the corner whenever I eat with it I think it's pretty clear. I say jump gym. And I'm over here. And I've seen his ankle gun. So I'm over here. I'm worried about the man. No, I think big gym would get I think big gym would get behind us. We're excited about the idea.

There's not too funnier, hunkier, sweetie pies, the Josh Adam Myers and Justin Silvers. Oh, you photo shoot. See, that's what I'm saying, man. The sweetie pie aspect, that's what I'm saying. You can't just say, you're a sweetie pie. You're a sweetie pie. So are you not? No, I'm not.

I'm addicted to Cradle. That's true. I think you're both addicted to Cradle. I think you're both addicted to Cradle. I think you're both oficks is a great I think you both have a dependency on Great I'm sponsored by a creative company by the way I can bring my existing sponsorships to the show I mean I don't know This is for the suits. This is for the guys with briefcases

That's payroll you have but you have a But if you're on a podcast network, if you're on the Series XM podcast network, they have advertising team like anything else. So you'd be getting your ads. We're seriously discussing this. Oh, buddy. Justin, we're taking a phone call right now. I am, I am literally taking time out away from my spiritual advisor here in the lower east side about that so the fuck up yeah get on board bro

are you ready straight psychic Josh I know both urine joshes I know urine joshes workouts slash joshes meditation schedules I wouldn't know that if you guys weren't hymbeaus that's why I love you both the world needs hot, more hot.

Yes, Blackwood. Yes, I would just like to announce that the hymbeos podcast Instagram has just been started. You can go. No one's called that. Okay, Blackwood, give me a favor and grab that Twitter as well. I will. I will work on that right now. Yes, good, please.

And then thank God you just did that. And now I will tell you that there it goes. Like show the world You're listening live go follow. What is it just at him bows? I could hear black blue there black loser at him bows Yes, yes, H.I. M. B. O. S. podcast Himbo's podcast at him. You can you grab Himbos by itself or is that taken? That was taken already unfortunate.

All right, Himbos podcast is a good pick up though. Here it is, here it is. It's got a picture of me and Josh on here. What? Luke? What's up? I love the Himbos hot. I don't hear yet.

I love the Himbos hot process. I love the Himbos hot process is already like, why don't I have, he'll see it literally just like, why don't I have, he'll see it, he goes, why don't you have a picture of me up? It's like, Joe just is blown away. He's like, what the fuck? What's going on?

You know what I'm gonna find? I've seen what I'm working with. Oh my God. Can you put a picture of my shave vessel as the icon? I want, get that picture you use of Justin and Muscle and Fitness is my favorite. Yeah. And then man, I wish I were to take it a picture I meant I meant to I was gonna take pictures of Josh doing his fucking. I mean rugged

Clubberlang like workout. It was crazy Meanwhile, Yamanik was like holding like a fucking five pound dumbbell in the air and barely with the knee off the ground Josh was over there's like you doing good, y'all Damn you are fucking vany! Yeah. Oh, man, this is going to be such a vascular podcast. This podcast is going to be nothing if not vany. It's like no fat ball, lean.

Yeah, dude. All right, man. I'm down to do it. I bet by the end of the show you have a decent amount of followers on Himbos podcast. At Himbos podcast, Instagram. It looks like Twitter, maybe, too. by the end of the show you have a decent amount of followers on himbo's podcast at himbo's podcast Instagram Looks like Twitter maybe too And this is gonna be good guys the people have spoken I believe Christine is there a discord still what's the discord second?

What's the live chat? What's gonna happen? What's going on social media? We're gonna launch a whole app We got a whole app built right now for him bows anywhere from big Jim as you reach out to anybody to say how much he loves this idea We could all okay, great We could be the male equivalent of girls got to eat slash guys or girls that If you guys can ruin the stand with a bunch of 19 year old guys who hate women would be awesome Because the pendulum needs to swing heavy. I need to pendulum to swing over in this comedy seem pretty quick. Dude, yes, I just want to let you know Josh Adam Myers that

they signed a $64 million deal for Call Her Daddy. Now we grow the male version of that with YouTube fucking hunts. Oh my god Look out world. I'm gonna get myrtle a platinum grill This is it I could do that all right. I really love this Jacob anywhere from big Jim Not yet, but I if I know big I bet he. I bet he's fumbling his phone is too excited. Jacob, I know you can chime in and be a thing, but he's like, oh, fuck. So much money. Jacob, Jacob, you've chimed in a few times here, but you are completely saying in a very

real way, you love this idea. Yeah. You said you would be a listener. Absolutely love this. And I would be, oh, I would be a listener. Absolutely. I would be. Oh, I would be a listener. And like I said before, because I do the bonfire, I kind of get burned out on comedy in general. Right.

But tend to not listen to any any comedy podcast. So when I tell you I would listen to this, it means a lot. Well, I think, I think, you know, what you, I think what you're picking up on Jacob. I love it. It's is how much is how much How much you're gonna learn on this show? Yeah? Or no, I'm saying you can also just look at him. There's gonna be a video portion. You could just look at him Justin's members try this at home science Remind Jay and dad they own their video rights for YouTube of course

now it's like and now it's a portion of the podcast where we flex yeah dude are you guys flexing five minutes of flexing from Josh and Justin and just the other guy describing what the other guys doing oh flexing he goes man Josh's symmetry is off the charts this week. And he goes, and that's why you should always run from an active shooter. All right, it's time for off flexing for five. Traps, it would hold you head up.

You got to have strong traps, you want to have strong head. Ooh, and then you guys flex down. I got to hold my big brain up from all my philosophies. Damn, dude. I'm breaking down the earth. I gotta wear these glasses now. They act as goggles for my homemade science projects. I want you guys to make the rocket ships from grade school together.

Woo! Yeah. You guys should do soda and two fucking two leaders. You guys should do like ninth grade science. Oh my god. Please. What cereal stays crispy the longest Yes, I wish it could be me, but I can't I can't do the time for the show of it

But you should take a fat person to make them jacked and shredded you should you should transform a person We're looking for life coaching. We're looking for fitness goals. We're looking for recipes. Fucking world science. Unlearned philosophy. Theology with Josh. I mean, let's get fucking nuts, dude. And I just want to hear you got the plates just fucking clankin. Oh my god. I want there to be several different forms of creatine in the office. You're both fantastic in social media Well, you're taught me why why there's intercellular hydration No, but not if you take free alcohol and free it Yeah, you gotta do the car

He goes JJ, JJ, you need to fly you need why I got stoke Interstellar hydration all right, Josh why you gotta go do dick suck an appointment? JJJ you need to fly you need why I got stoke Interstellar intercellular hydration all right Josh why you gotta go do dick suck an appointment All right, well, well, well the lawyers reach out Josh Good luck with your parkour. Josh. I feel like Josh doesn't believe this is a real thing. Yeah, Josh We are gonna reach out legally so All right back to take back off the fly around the city spider red Justin I love to hear politics. Where did he have to go? He had a he had a

No, where with the gypsy with a gypsy? Yeah, you know where to go. You're gonna find out all of his ins and outs We need to fucking launch him bows. I think it's a power team You guys are going to be Justin. Justin. You believe that? Yes. Can you believe that bullshit? Justin? Well, you guys are going to fight you guys are going to fight you guys are going to argue, but you have to leave that at the door. No, that's what's going to be the show. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, saying. Yes. Justin, you guys are gonna have some arguments, but you're also gonna learn from each other. You are.

And then you're gonna, undeniably hear the other guy say something and go like, that's a good idea. You might walk away with Chester. I don't know what's gonna happen. Who knows? You might let it run after Josh tells you, or we might make Josh smooth as a fucking baby's ass. And that guy's hairy look it. Yeah

Roman on the show. Oh my god Roman Roman pull-up Pull-up oh my god great job guys good thinking that is fucking brilliant This is the good of having a production team. Roman Palombo. What? My God. The stories. When you guys start giving your war stories about how hot a women you've banged. And then we can look it up.

Oh, I. This was right here in front of us. It's the whole time. It's all time. Justin. Jay, I'm glad you got power. You know where else? Justin, do you know Roman Palombo?

No, who's that? Oh, you'll find out. Just a certified beef cake. He's a beef cake. He's a gorgeous honk of a man. I don't know, just a hundred percent grade A fucking beef. He was, he was bedding down the Sierra Sky, who is arguably one of the craziest bodies in history.

Shout out to Shane, because he's the one that brought them into our lives. Shane follows Sierra and then art gas, followed Roman. They release like a small clip of a new Gilean key seeing him maybe left so hard. Yeah, they've got new sketches coming out. When he was wearing the wolf shirt, see that thing? Oh, that's from Uncle Daycare, is it? Yeah.

Because what it says is the wolf me. Just wolves. Yeah, that's from Uncle Daycare. That's season one. Season two coming soon, I think. Maybe like,'s from Oh, okay, that's season one season two coming soon. I think we're gonna let there is do Justin come on. Yeah, that guy looks like my brother, right? Yeah, exactly.

It's brother. Brother. He looks like he's going to your brother and not this. That looks exactly like my brother. That's my brother brother brother. Brother, bro, and what are you doing out there? Brother. Look at this.

I mean, come on. Drone shot. Drone reflection of a sunset just thinking about Damn just think about it. Just think about if I should let my dick hair grow or I was just thinking about a manual Cont and what is enlightenment? Just like Josh. Oh look at the fuck. Shway Roman takes the ultimate hot guy shots hot guys and sunset And also dude and also a very He also has a very aggressive interest in physics, so that's what you don't know about him is all of his engineering background

Before we do this guy's a him bow Justin. It's also ironic. We say this guy Oh look at that guy who's with another him Bo go back working on a new propulsion system. Yeah system that doesn't require what if I told you he learned about anti matter Yeah, he's working on making an invisible cloak all his bones are cool Justin Yeah, this guy's hanging out one cool. There's no fucking there's no big J in this group. Yeah, or as fucking big headed Dan. No, there's no, there's no guy we're in a hardly race shirt in this group. They're all just other Poulombos.

Other Poulombos, small like Poulombos. But do you get him as a guest of Himbos? Jesus. Right here. They're all at hot locations doing hot guy things. Come on. I don't really do things like that. How am I going to do this and keep a straight face with the dude like this?

How am I going to do that? You don't have to. Justin. You know, Justin, as a dog trainer, I think you can understand this analogy. Your, the concerns, like, what if everyone doesn't get along or what if I'm not into the things he's into. When you guys don't start sniffing each other's beautifully shaved ass home. You're going to fall online and you're gonna find the common ground. You have a common ground with this guy.

Somewhere, sure look, baby he's not in the sciences the way you are. Maybe he's more in the arms. Maybe he's more of a left brain, you're a right brain guy, you know? But at the end of the day you guys get a melt on something. Peter better need to show him, alright? You've been listening to SiriusXM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM.