The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hip To Hip with Pete Correale

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

Long-time friend of the Bonfire and hilarious comedian Pete Correale returns to reminisce about old auditions he went on with Bobby. They've been comedy buddies since the '90's and once pitched a show where they had inflatable dolls as girlfriends. | Pete has been in comedy so long that he knows a few comics that vanished from the face of the earth. Jay researches one missing comedian's Instagram to illustrate the drastic life change he may have went through. | Bobby recalls auditioning for Man vs Food and has video of his reel. | An accident happens in studio that ruins Jacob's day. Go to petecorreale.com for all his dates on the "As I Was Saying" tour! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. What is this one? L.L. Cool, Jay. I don't know. Is this old? This is old, right? Mm, isish. Ish. He's so, he's like the Dane Cook of hip-hop. Everything is very... Married a child?

No, not that. What is he said? Is he married a child? Everything is fucking, knock you out, it's war. Oh, yeah, yes. Is L.L. plugging a movie about his brother stealing 10 million? dollars from him as well. I can't wait to see that document. He's making a movie

about it? I would assume so. I heard rumors of it, but I hope he does. Of a doc? Yeah, that'd be great. Oh, that'd be fantastic. He did, he did. He did do it. He did do it. Yeah. Oh, he did. Is it out? I don't know if it's out yet. It's not going to be real, because guess who isn't in it?

His brother-in-law? Me. I was in the house when he found out. It's called Brace for Impact, the Dane Cook story. It'd be funny if he has Brian Scolaro play me. That would be so great Brian Scolero He's always going to have to jog and work out

To get in Bobby Kelly shape No no I think he's going to have me just dress like Bobby But have his belly hanging out of his shirt And stuff like that This is Bobby He's always picking his nose A little twisty head on He's not going to paint you favorably

No he's not He's going to have me say some stupid shit I bet the group's going to be called Dane in the Monkeys Oh I hope he changes history so hard He's going to yell at me And I'm going to go I'm sorry I'm sorry He's going to go

Shut up, Bobby. What did I tell you about speaking? You ruin all my fun. You're gay, so you suck my dick. I'm straight because I accept it. Dean Cook. I'm really going to get fucked in this doctor. I was literally there when him and his brother got into the fight.

And then I told, I said to him, I go, listen to his two things. He really loves his job and doesn't want to let it go. Oh, he's fucking robbing you. He's going to have a scene where he comes in and finds you. Jay Davis' French kissing in the closet. Gary Goldman's whacking off. Dan, dude, this is going to be a good documentary. We have an amazing guest in studio with us here on the Bonfire.

Old friend of both me and Bobby. He's going to be at Sony Hall in New York this Thursday, the 26th. The Wilbur Theater on Friday, part of his As I was saying tour, it is the hilarious. Pete Correlli joined us. I mean, it's got to be sad. Me and Jay were talking about it. You're one of the funniest. stand-up comics dude come on

I'm telling you bro you use the term actually I said so underrated and I almost stopped you from saying that at first because I know when people say that about me they go they go dude you're so underrated I used to take that like a little like not offended but just kind of like it's a weird

backhand compliment because it's like I don't know I think people are aware of me but there's only two things they can say it's a nervous statement and there's only two things they could say overrated or underrated no one likes anyone who's overrated but no one never goes like you're rated.

Yeah. Like, how's Pete Carrella? He goes, rated right about what he should be? It's always underrated. I think that is a true. You're dabbling now in legendary status. I mean, you got the fuck at the festivals, basically you, the Skang Festival, everything else. I'm telling you, the glove thing, someday.

Does he know the Lucille Ball Comedy Festival, the place live? Lou what I'm talking about? In Jamestown, New York, they have a comedy museum. I just only live a half hour away. I never even went to the damn thing. He never went. A pair of your gloves are going to make it. I don't have a thing, Bobby.

Jay's gloves are going to make it. Jay, I love you, but you're going to be able to buy those for a buck 50 on eBay. What? I'm not saying those gloves. A pair of his gloves, though, because that's his look. Dude, you're going to be able to buy it right next to fucking Louis Anderson's fucking money clip. I'm going to be selling these for black market. I'm going to be selling for black market, Ozzy.

But why don't we have the lasting power when we die like that? Like, right now, if you said to a kid, hey, I know a guy who's got Rodney Dangerfield's tie, a tie he used to wear. You want it? Like they'd go, who, what? But if it was like Jim Morrison, they would. Yeah, well, I mean, I'd love Rodney Dayton. You would because you were a comedian.

Yes. Yeah. Your son wouldn't. I'd wear it around my house and be like, why are you wearing that stupid red tie? I get no respect. I'd be doing, I got no respect. Yeah. Nobody even knows that.

We don't want to leave a legacy. Nobody knows who Roddy is anymore. We probably, I think it maybe comes back around or we're just like, I think every people that become our age starts saying that. Like, the kids are forgetting the past, and maybe they always think they and they don't. But like, I do feel like now they are, because there's so much more stuff.

Yeah. There was only so much music available when I was young. So, of course, I went back to make sure you got the Led Zeppelin and the whatever, and then even, like, the smaller stuff. But, yeah, you can throw a kid off,

you could throw a 20-something-year-old off now by mentioning Salton Peppa. If you're like, Salt and Pepper push it, they'd be like, was that hip-hop? Come on. You gotta know it. I threw Max off by mentioning creature double feature and Godzilla.

Like, I was talking about something about this. When we were a kid, we had Saturdays was the day that our shit was on. There was eight channels and mostly adult shit all week. Maybe the afternoons you have reruns of some stupid show. If you wanted to stretch it, maybe you go to the whole Davian Goliath on Sunday. I got a little religious, though. I got a little fucking religious. I don't like that.

Davy and Goliath, dude, wouldn't pop it. Dave. Dave. It was down his bottom of the barrel. We were looking for something, man. Sunday. Sunday, David Goliath, I was like, dude, I woke up too early. I woke up way too early.

I got to watch Davian Goliath. I used to try and find me like, time for church. I'm like, I already banged out Davian Goliath. I don't even have to go. My moral compass is set. Yes, exactly. But as you grew up, didn't you find, like, your knowledge of, like, the things before you? Like, I had, like, I had just a knowledge.

Did you get what I'm saying? It wasn't contemporary to me. But I was very aware of everything from what... Bing Crosby was. Bing Crosby. That's what I was going to say, things like that. I'm so old, though. Before me, it was like a stick and a little wheel, like a Hulu hoop.

They didn't have TV. Kids didn't have TV. They had, like, crayons and shit or chalk. I know, I know. But that's what I'm saying. That's gone. I think the knowledge of, like, older stuff is going. There's eventually things that are fading away.

If you make, like, a Glenn Miller band reference to somebody. I never listened to the Glenn Miller band. I just have reference to it because I know what it is. is yeah that's gone you know jay i got to tell you some i'm flying yesterday or two days ago i just beat the storm home right from st louis oh my god i'm hang myself if i got stuck there and as the plane's going up i i'll be honest man a friend of mine made this edible and i ate it at like four in the morning before i got on the plane and then my plane they leave to like 630 i almost forgot i ate the fucking thing you made a homemade edible a friend of mine gave me it was a pumpkin roll i ate the

whole pumpkin roll i brought it with me from home right it's a friend of my where i live and I'm like I'm going to eat that Sunday instead of getting a muffin from Starbucks I'm going to eat the fucking pumpkin roll so when I land then my wife picks me up at the airport I know we do it like 1975 I'm going to be all fucking high on this nice pumpkin roll and stuff so I take it and I'm the

plane's taking off it's a shitty united I can't believe we got out and I put on my headphones and I put on Luno's this one moonlight mile by the stones you know man and it's just such a great tune and I'm like this is arguably one of the top 20 greatest five minutes of my life.

And it made me think, man, they should be... People don't even... The kids don't even... My daughter doesn't listen to the Stones. This should be taught because it's getting lost. There should be classes where you learn about Sinatra and the Stones and Rodney. It's like as important as Shakespeare, man. I mean,

you know people like Matt Reif are fucking horrible. That was a joke. That was a joke. I only say it because everyone always says that about him. I don't know a single joke he does. He's handsome. I just tried to be on the bandwagon. I apologize, Matt. I really did that guy. I didn't. I didn't mean that. I don't know him. I don't know what the joke he does.

He's a big listener. He's just a guy. Big fan. Big fan of the bonfire. Big fan of the show. No, I don't know. I don't know that to be true at all. Jesus. It's just one of the Dane. It seemed like we're okay to say anything about it. You can say anything. You can say anything about him. Fuck Matt Wright. You heard you at first. Fuck Matt Ryan. I love, this is why I love Correlli is one of, when I used to hang, look at me and Correlli every night would hang out

until the fucking wee hours of the morning. And Corielli was like my man friend. Because he, we'd always wind up at a bar and Correlly would always have a beer in his hand and a cigarette in his other hand. And I remember one night you go like, dude, I'm done. I'm done with weed.

I was addicted and he just takes a swig of his beer and a holiday. I'm done with being addicted. I was like, all right, dude. You're done. But we used to hang out every night at the bag of and you would get fucking hammered. I did, man. And you love me because I could hang out with,

I wasn't a fucking mush. No, you didn't even drinking. It didn't even matter. You've been such a great personality. You used to lean over to me on Bob. You know, I like hanging out with you because you don't drink, but you're not a fucking dud. Most people who don't drink suck when you hang out with them when I drink.

Yeah, totally. I forget you're not drinking. It's funny. I was saying when we knew you were coming in, I was like it's always funny when you see like it's such a room you don't get to see you very often yeah but I know you've always been working consistently and out there doing stand-up still whatever and it's so funny it just always makes me like when you come back around have that thing like all the people like the time goes so fast to hell on this time I'm almost 30 years in

comedy to come back and be like man the people that are not around it I don't mean dead I mean like just eventually did get out of it when they were like your everyday people I think like Andrew Kennedy I was thinking the other day I mean which might still be doing comedy but I'm saying But I went to Connecticut. Went to Connecticut. You went to Connecticut. You had a family. But we were talking about Mike De Nicaola.

Always, yeah. I can't find them. But that was your guy. I can't find them. When you hung out with Pete, Mike De Nacola was there. I like Mike Dina Kuhl. Good hang.

That was a fun hang. He was. But this is the craziest thing. Years ago when I lived in the city, you know, he was on my couch one night, sleeping on the couch. And Jackie, a little out of my wife was something about him. on the couch a lot, you know?

Like, when DJ Lou would come over and pass out on the couch, he was unbelievable. He'd be gone by dawn when the fucking, everything folded. You wouldn't even know he was there. It was insane, man. He has to get back to his twin brother. I know, right? The guy will melt if Lou's not home by 10.

Lou? Lou! Lou! Yeah. Lou's like, I told him I'm moving out. He took it well. Like, yeah, because you didn't move out yet, right? He's in denial.

Do you still live with him? Are you still living with him? Back to Mike De Nicaola. What are we doing? What are doing? He also lives with, he lives with Lou and his brother. Peter Cole moved in. Well, De Nicallo was that guy, though.

He lived with Jay Moore. He lived there. He would hop around a lot. And then he dated a girl, a female comedian. She's kind of doing well for herself. You can remember her name. But anyway, Jay, I ran into Jay. And I said, Jay, I've exhausted everything on the podcast.

and Sebastian twice we've done like a missing person if anyone's ever heard of this guy because he's he's got family with a different last name like aunts and uncles that raised him right so but you know I mean I don't know if he got arrested if he's fell of the dead I don't know mysterious guy

because he was he would live with other people he never had his own place and he did stand up all the time he was there every fucking night yeah I was with him a lot when I first got to the city it was fun but me and Metzger used to always laugh because like if you could listen,

when he would start knocking back beers, he would tell the same story to a lot of people. It was like a tough guy story. It was always kind of funny, but I always remember, we always remember the line

me and I'm excused to each other. He goes, so then I says to the guy, how do you want your night to go? Your night can go two ways. And every time we tell him, we was like, and you hear him tell somebody else and we'd be behind him going like, yes, he's doing it.

He's doing it. So I said to the guy, he said, how do you want your night to go, huh? How do you want to go? You want to go, you want to go to the hospital? You want to go home tonight? but he was like a little wrestler guy I think right

he was like that yeah yeah yeah he like that Vecione energy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and he would do the same bit every night about ironic and how this uh... Alanis Morris said song ironic no other things is about irony he was not uh he was a hit or miss guy Miss miss miss miss miss yeah there you go the reason he's disappeared guy there's a funny one that a funny one that pops up a bunch

A funny one I always remember The Pops Up Bunch? Stu Kamens. Oh, yeah. I knew Stu Kamens as a comedian who would come around a white dude because I did this start in the black club in Philly,

but he would show up at the black club after we were there for a little while. He would ride a bike there coming in a leather jacket and then ask somebody in the audience for $20 until he got paid. We don't get paid. It was an open mic.

But he would ask for $20 before he got paid and then take that money and go get heroin and then come back and do the show. on heroin. He was like major heroin. Wow, man. Yeah, yeah, but he went down like, but it was so funny, because a guy like that can come back to a club like that, and he

catches me and Kurt, these two white dudes hanging at this black club who don't know what our ceiling is exactly, and you know, him just sitting there high on heroin, but in case he's telling us, he was like, yeah, you know, you work the comedy cellar, after midnight, you get food. And we were like, tell us more about the city,

man, what's it like? He's like, uh, you know. He's the guy Jim Brewer once pat me on the head said good job. Wow, Jim Brewer. I remember the Russ Meneve is another. Russman Eve was there every fucking night. He's the reason we used to get free food at the cellar, and they shut that down to half off

because Russ would come down and give five meals, like five entrees and just eat his fucking face off, and they shut it down into half off. You could find Russ on the old Instagram there. and I'll be honest with you go down a little bit you draw your own decisions from this What?

No What's on what's on? No, dude Russ is a play dude Uh huh Russ is a Sure, yes he is Look at that right there

Weird keep going What just because he's in front of a naked statue No it's just I don't know No dude he's he only dates Asians I know I know He's an Asian He loves the scroll up

There's got to be an Asian Somewhere There is there was one up there in the middle Yeah. I know, but there's one Asian. There's this guy he seems to be hanging out with a whole bunch. No, dude. No.

Don't know. Go down. Go down. Is that Christine? Keep going down. That'd be funny if he was in Christine and like eight of the photos. Okay, here we go. Wait, keep going down here.

Oh, that's a weird stance. Which one? I don't know. They're dead in the middle of that? Strange way to take a picture, isn't it? What? Your hip behind another guy's hip? That was the big deal, dude.

A couple guys can't stand hip to hip-to-hip, fucking touch-indicted hip? No. Keep going down. No way. I don't know at all. Dude, this is no. Now, hang on a second. But that's fine, right?

Two guys playing pool late at night with a black dude taking the photo. Yeah, so what? Whatever, do it. Yeah, go to the U.S. Open by yourself. Sure. Keep going. Shredded. Fucking absolutely shredded.

You know, it gets shredded a lot? What? You know, it likes to say shredded after they're gray. Come on. No, probably not. Keep going down. There's that guy. again mysteriously oh look oh another hip-to-hip ass in front of some paintings

bobby man no no I like the one with the paintings does look like a weekend get away come on these guys are going to keep card only that one only that one I mean it does it's got to be photos oh oh no one right below it too okay well okay oh there's that thing why is he always going hip to hip-hip wait wait but Jay how did you did you did you did a hard scroll on this at some point yeah yes yes sometimes I do this I go where's Russman Eve in the world. And I go, oh, living his life. Oh, man. We'll find a lot of pictures of Justin like this now that he's gone.

Up at the farm. Oh, Justin's silver. Oh, my God. Christine said they all went out to a trendy place in L.A. the other day. Like Justin Superning going to trendy places with trendy people now. I'm like, there you go. There he goes. He's found his home. Ante had to find his home. We should have let him lose their years ago. Yeah, we shouldn't have forced him into Skagfest. Why do we make him come back to New York? Hey, come back to New York and do comedy.

Get all those dicks out of your butt. But I didn't know. I didn't know. Interesting. Do you remember? A lot of gym selfies, huh? I've been over here. Do you remember the time, one of the funniest things,

me and Correlli, every night we would hang out every night after this, because we always had the last couple spots at the Boston or at the cellar. I used to host and you go last, so we'd both be there until the end. And we used to do Boston, it was late nights. And one night he goes. Hang on, Bobby. Just real quick, over there's another one idea for it. I mean, Jesus.

fine you what what what bobby wow bobby what you don't stand you're gonna tell the story you don't stand a ball with the trannies again for the hundredth time no oh okay that that fuck now i have to tell it no you know you always tell that that j that is suspect that's very suspect that is uh yeah wow well just hit the just hit the boardwalk with your good bud and take dick to hit pictures i was gonna tell i was gonna tell the tranny bar store you piece of shit you just take out another beer yeah i'll live two i don't want to Because they don't sell tall boys of the Blue Moon here, so I had to buy two. We went, me, you, fucking, as old, me and you,

it was a cold night. Well, I don't know what it was. We had a car for some reason. Okay. And me, you and Gina Savage. Genea Savage. Drove around the whole city, all around the city on the outskirts, on the highways, and sang Billy Joel songs.

Remember that? No, I know. We sang every fucking Billy Joel song, and then we got to the one with the, You go, this is the best one. You kept going, no, the restaurant. Remember the restaurant one? Italian restaurant. Like, Bob, you got to hear this.

Oh, that's the best one, man. And we sang it at the top of our lungs. Oh, my God. You don't remember that night? No, I don't remember that one, man. Oh, that was fucking funny. Do you remember? In between you guys stories, I'll just go back and show you.

Now look at him ogling. There's him ogling, a tennis player. I know. This is not true. You go ahead, Luke, continue. Continue, Lou. Maybe they're friends, Jay. He might know the tennis.

A lot of dude stuff. There's got to be a, this. There's a girl somewhere. Show a girl. There's a good scroll down. Well, that's who's taking the pictures. Oh, look at that photo. Well, that one is...

Okay, there we go. There's a girl. Oh, look, he's a little silly goof. He's a little silly goof. He's a little silly goof. And he went out to dinner with another guy. There's a lot of guy photos. Mm-hmm.

This is all... Now, there's a girl leaning away from him while he's leaning into two guys. Go on. Guys. Guys. Guys. Hugging guys. I'm Simpson.

Picture was going to go, ooh, being a little cheeky. Guys. Guys. Guys. Go down. There's got to be a girl. Go down. Yeah.

The girl's coming eventually. Guy. Whoa, what's that? Sleepy. Wait a minute. Did he tackle a guy in the background? No, that's him hitting a woman. The one where he's got the hat on and he's sleeping.

If a guy took that photo, that's the gayest photo of him. What's in the background? What's in the background? Way in the background. Is he taking a nap at a... Jim? Is that a steam room in the background? Oh, he's in his happy place. Waiting for Trent to get out of a sauna.

Life by Andy Fioree. Well, now we know what that Finoch's been up to. Andy Fanuck? Oh, my God, Fiori. Nice cabs. I hope I'm never in Montclair, New Jersey. I run into Russ. It'll be a real problem. He is jacked.

You don't have to worry. No, I always like to Russ. You don't have to worry about running into Matt Rife, that fucking kid. Oh, why not? Oh, because I'm... He's a, why not? Great. Now you've got two mussely gays up your ass. You're the one saying all this.

I know, I'm just flecting it. Jacob, how dare you say Rosameneve is gay? I know the guy to have gotten pussy. Do you think if you would get, tomorrow, you said, I can't hide it anymore, I'm gay. Or if I did, or if you did, that it could, and you embraced it, that it could take your career to an even a higher level. I think Craig Gass thought that. I mean, I mean, not Craig Gass. He just is gay.

He's his gay. Tideglass, and I think it backfired on him. I thought he thought he thought that was going to, like... He does get invited to a lot of things. He does? Yeah, he's in a lot. I thought it was once he said he was gay, I'm like, oh, this guy's going to go to the top right now. He's so fucking funny.

He is already funny. Gay or not. And you think that the gay community would be like, we have a new beetle. I don't know if he really played up. He pulled the trigger to him. He pulled the trigger too early. Too early. Guy, a guy, he fucking nobody wants to bang him anymore.

I'm not saying in his life. I'm saying in the business, if he did it a couple years later. Yeah. When the whole thing, he did it like a couple years before, you know, the woke stuff and the pandemic. You know what I mean? He did it when it was like. I don't know. Modi did it the best.

Oh, Modi did it. Modi's more manly than me. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's just like, yeah. What? I don't know. All right. I can't.

Is that an Asian woman, though? I don't know. No. Still looking. Is that his wedding photo? I don't know. what's happening. What if there was then? All of a sudden, there's one last one, and my girlfriend,

Carol. Would that make you all okay? I guess. I guess it was. He goes, anyway, there's all my business associates. Now's the fucking pussy. Now's the pussy. It's so funny, though. If you scroll all right down, if it's... Oh. That's Ted.

It's Teh, Alexandra. If it starts with all chicks and slowly morphs into all these guys, maybe... Wait, go back up, I'm sorry? That's Ted Alexander. That's right after he told Ted, and Ted said accepts him as he is go back up oh go back up up right there look at Teddy's like I don't care what about David tell what is Dave saying Dave just I think Dave just talks over every time he goes Dave I want to tell you something I'm and Dave goes blah-ha

Are you doing a joke about being gay? Dave days like just don't ask me to be on your podcast do you have any jokes about being you and being gay have you ever heard anything about you being gay you sure All right I'll do mine then God bless them Yeah And also

I should say for the record And legality purpose I don't know anything This to be true for sure But I did go through this thing before And I think Rush should Chick up his fucking thing up a little bit It looks like he spends a lot of time

embracing guys And a weird A perpendicular shot Not parallel Yeah One in front of the other One's grinding nut into the other

One's nigh What if it's more like just such a male power trip Or he's like, you know Women don't even belong on my page They're just for fun and pleasure This is my world And I do say for the record I believe he would be a top

Let that be known Yeah but he's in all those photos His hip is in the back Is that a top? Does that make you less gay If you're a top? Well you don't want to be on the business end of a top You know what I mean?

If someone's presenting you You could always be like now But if someone's been in you you over you have to think quick I love Correlli doesn't even know top or bottom he's such a man he's like what does that mean top means you're the guy giving it right yeah yeah yeah so so that means

you're less gay because you're not taking it right yeah but some guys but there could be also slightly less gay I mean we're apples and oranges I mean you still got shit on your dick it is apples and oranges you know I was hoping to keep it on a Seinfeld level I was up here it just fucking didn't happen at all

what the fuck G nice G level G level What's the deal with shit on your dick? Did you get a talking to from a publicist? A publicist? He's got that kind of money, guy. Fuck a publicist.

Right over there. Oh, my God. Even my guy who books me, he's like, he's like, oh, maybe you should get a publicist. These are some of the people we have. And I'm like, yeah, no, I reached out to him. I'm waiting here. Fuck, I'm the tour will be over.

I'm just like, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I even talk to one publicist. Then they go, you know, village void. Village Voice. A bi-weekly publication? I'm trying to get a homeless guy to come to the show.

I mean, is the Village Voice still around? That's what I'm saying. It's social media or it's not, right? A trainee hooker and a coupon for Pete's comedy show. Those are the two things you're looking for. Do you remember we used to play on the back of the Village Voice with the Transette? We used to play Girl and Not Girl.

Do you remember that? Oh, God, yes, I do. I do remember that. We used to be like, all right, is Girl and Not Girl. And then I'd hide what it was. You'd be like, Girl. I'd like, nope, Tranny. Jay, I don't know.

if I ever told you this is, I don't want to go to that memory lane, but I went on the greatest audition I ever took in my life was with Robert Kelly, and I don't know if I ever told you about this. This is so long ago, but VH1 was looking for two comedians to watch videos and make comments on them and like have a little like stick going, and you had to pick a partner and create something and go in. Before I tell you what happened, it got down to me and him and Norton and Florentine. I don't know how to we didn't get it because this was our final thing it was unbelievable it was unbelievable yeah we had to pretend we're watching a video and do stuff in between

so one of the things we did was we went the night before the 40 second street we bought a couple blow-up dolls right and we put an L on one for Laverne right by the the two and we had them both make it so like never go to watch the Viverny audition you're sitting on a couch when you're doing it right so first we're like we're gonna call in sick for work what should we go with this week get the book and we have a big book of diseases and we flip through it and we pick a disease and we're like

let's go with that one make the call and now Bobby goes let's get the girls we reach behind the fucking couch and we pull out and blow up though I'm like dude we were making that was like some fucking Dustin Hoffman shit going on right there guy

I mean we were fucking locked in locked in I remember you want to Leverne you made me take Shirley And we go, Oliver, show me! We should have banged up. We should have fucked them. Did Jim and, did Florentina Norton get it?

Yeah, yeah, they got it because we didn't bang us. It never went to a show, though? It never went to a show. They were hot shots for a couple months. They were hot shots. Down at the cell of the hot shots. They got it. Damn, man.

Blowing them up the night before. We're gonna kill with these We had to blow them up in the In the waiting room We had a blow him up in the waiting room We were nervous Because if anyone wants somebody to come in Soon we just go

And then we put it away Oh shit You don't get this on Kimmel You don't get this on Kimmel Oh fuck My worst I did a two-person audition With Sherrod small years ago

It was for movies on tap It was like an introducing Bumpers for movies for movies on Spike TV when it first came out and I auditioned with Sherrod and me and him had like a good I wasn't intimidated by Sherrod's funny I mean I think he's very funny but like I had more

like I see him every I had a rapport that was like we did a good audition together and I was like yeah we're going to get that for sure and then they called me and told me I did get it but not Sherrod they go we're partnering you up with Patrice who I was completely intimidated by his comedy and then the whole show is just Patrice talking while

I'm like this and Patrice is like James Bond movies ain't shit This thing sucks And buy a ball movie Right back at this commercial And I'm like Yeah

Yeah You're doing an impression of me On tough crowd with Colin Oh my god Giraud was talking I was shit I want to I booked a show

With Chirot For the Food Network Oh yeah We did It was man versus food Went off Men And they wanted to reboot it

Because it was such a hit show And they brought Men versus Food We would go to a city And we would go to a restaurant and eat as we'd eat as many restaurants as we could until somebody taps out

and you know you'd go to whatever seven, six or eight restaurants and one of us would have to go, I'm done and the other person wins, whatever. But he just smoked pot all day in the van and didn't eat anything. I just ate everything. So I won like

two restaurants in. Go back to that. They had a fuck day. They were like listen, we got to have you eat the rest of his potatoes. We need to get some off his plate Bobby, Bobby, you should have this scrub, dude You should have that Look at that

Oh, this is when I was heavy too, dude Listen, he lost this competition On the second restaurant And we had to do seven We had to do seven restaurants I had to eat his food To scrape it off his plate Dude, that's a crazy amount of restaurants

To eat out in one day Not for me back then I loved this show I wanted this show to go more than anything Oh man I'll do 10 restaurants in a day I'll get a fuck They had they didn't have any

They had just the van to hang out with But I don't smoke weed He would just go in there and smoke the whole fucking thing up And I went in with I go Hey dude I don't really smoke weed And this is the only place to hang He goes yeah man Hang out under that awning over there

I was like Maybe I can explain this to you Uh weed is my everything you're eating Weed is my All food to you I would hate so much That there was the thing of me Just like pounding food

I don't like that he froze on that look at that i did ask me i did ask me to do that i know but that is a terrible one i could play it a little bit sure i eat their way through charade just took a bite of everything you know you look like right there a little bit what a fucking now you remember when crack a dial guy died the guy who got uh what's the name proglooner steed irwin and then i see his kid years later in a photo and i'm like oh wow he's seen it with them he looked like ralphie may's son in that photo what the fuck is that i see that a little bit there you know like he Oh, he has a son.

No, he doesn't. I don't think he does, but I'm saying it. I think he does have kids, right? But you don't like that one. You look like what we think his son would look like. Thank you, Jay. Jesus Christ, thank you for being in the room. I hope.

I hope. You don't think people say that all the time? Oh, look at that one. Will you stop pausing on the fucking worst photos? There's no good ones. There's a good one. He's a good one. He's on again.

I'm sorry. I'm sticking with it. You know, this is a little. is what killed your father. My father's still alive. Oh, I thought Ralphie Mae was your father. This kind of behavior killed your father. Now he's playing it out.

All the guy's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Play it a little bit. I want to hear it. All right, this is the corny shit. Bobby, why don't you choose facial hair at all? Back then? Because I just didn't.

I don't know why. That would have been the move a little bit. That would have saved you a little bit. This is not your heaviest. Because when I had faith, I did have a goatee at one point, but I just looked like some fucking Mongolian warrior. You were not, because exactly, you were not, you didn't get into the, you didn't get into the beard of it at all.

You were a goate guy forever. I was a goate guy. And goatee gets lost. It looks like you, it looks like you can't shave the hair around your asshole mouth. Yeah. I look like Genghis Khan's fat brother that had to take two horses in a wagon. It looks like you're just trying to prove you can grow ass somewhere.

That's sort of a thing, right? This part of your face looks like butt cheeks. Yeah. And this looks like asshole hair. Well, Corielle, you knew me through a bunch of different looks. I knew you when you were better looking at me. I'm not kidding because now this white beard, bro, I'm loving this look. You've got to keep this going, guys.

I tell him this. And it's not thick. I saw it thicker in a video. I liked it before in a video. It was thicker. I fucked it up. I tried to trim it and I just zipped half of it off. I do that too many times.

I did that. And you know what? You got to be careful before you doing a special taping. I mean, when you're buzzing your beard before taping, that's like, fucking. That's more important than jokes. You can go to a... You can fuck up now on a Tuesday, you better have that shit down

by the time you have a big tape. You can go to a black or Latino gentleman who would make it perfect for you. I did. I did that one time. Bobby, though, was like arguably top ten best-looking guys in New York City at one point. I mean, women...

Throwing it. Oh, shit! On the computer and everything. That's exactly why you don't allow that. I'm so sorry. Pete, that's a Dell computer. It needs to happen. This is a big.

It makes you so happy. It's on... Jacob's backpack. Oh, man. I am so sorry. Jacob is furious right now, and he has to pretend like he's not. I don't have enough credits to spill a beer on your backpack.

I am so... It's no big deal, dude, it's a Dell computer. Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't touch him. He doesn't like to be touched either. Spill beer, you're touching him? Oh, man, but I was making a point. What was I saying? You were saying I was gorgeous. Go back.

He was one of the top five months. most gorgeous guys He was, he was. He really was. I mean, and the thing was, again, I'm so sorry about that. Corielli's never been, but I know never threw themselves.

I mean, my life, I've never had a woman do that. No, because you weren't that guy. You were always a girlfriend. You had a wife from the entire time. I've known you. Pretty much. And you seem like you were a relationship guy.

You had a girlfriend. The girls in the car. Before my wife, I was doing my thing. I was going to say, when I, when I came into comedy, there was definitely the girls of my era thought you were a good, very good guy. Dude, yeah, you're crazy, dude. Yeah, but that was like,

That was nice of them to say, but like they thought, they would go, oh, Pete's good looking. Bobby, want to fuck? Yeah, because, can I say something? Because I had, I had you want to fuck me energy. You never would like that. You were always a nice guy. Yeah, Bobby walks in and is like, I'm not wearing underwear, sluts. Yeah, I won't. That's Bobby's stories. Bobby's like, and then the waitress would reach down and jack me off in my overalls and then I'd go on stage. Oh, my God. How many times I got blown in the Boston comedy, like hallway downstairs at the bag of the bagging in?

By Esty, by Esty, dude. No, shut up. That's not true. All I know is when I would come in with my... I saw it to my book. She didn't blow me at the Boston Comedy Club. I said that out of the book. That's like a joke, right?

P.S. It's a joke. But when I would go into the comedy club, my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time, you know, she would come down and there would be no problem. Bobby, when he would go into the comedy club, and all the waitresses would kiss him on the cheek because he was, like, so friendly with them all. And that wasn't even sexual.

That was just you being so... You've always been... You've always been to me a respectable dude. Like, you're a... You're a beer drinking, you know... Cigarette, right? Not to you anymore, but yes. I didn't spill a bong on water.

I mean, this guy's wiping a bag like... He doesn't drink it. He's a hot. I'm so sorry, man. He makes me so happy. Holy shit. He's scrubbing the fucking bag. He's a little beer dripped on the bag.

He's been down there scrubbing for 50. 15 minutes now. You're making me feel terrible, guy. Cleaned a lady. Jesus. It couldn't have been worse position. The bad guy's rubbing fucking, I don't know what on it. Coving in my bottle of beer.

Big deal, dude. It's brushed Italian leather that your father gave you when you were a child. Thank you. I mean, I don't worry about it. It's all good. I'm trying not to, but you're all fours, wiping the fucking bag like it's a baby. I had the bagel. I had the bag open also

Oh my God, dude Oh my God It went everywhere And your cancer meds were in there Do you spill all of your cancer meds? Holy fuck It's on his mouth It's on his mouth

He's gonna call it sick for work tomorrow Because he's gonna have to little beer on He's not gonna be able to handle this I know we gotta wrap it up Peac Cori-Oh Because of a beer Come up Jacob should tell to wrap it up

At the end of the show Pete Correilly. He's going to be at Sony Hall in New York, New York, this Thursday, February 26th, on the Wilburth Theater on Friday, February 27th for his, as I was saying, tour happening right now for tickets and a full list of upcoming tour dates. Go to Pete Correlli, C-O-R-R-E-A-L-E-P-Corerelli. And get your tickets today. One of the funniest fucking guys.

If you're going to buy a ticket, if you're going to buy a ticket to a comedy show this year, you need to go see this man. I'm not kidding. and he's, you're not, you're not down here that often in New York and in Boston. You have to go see Pete Correlli. He is hands down, fucking hilarious, and he is a master at stand-up, and it's all personal and it's all amazing. Fucking the best, man. I love your clips, and I've always loved you.

So much, man. You got a tattoo to go get. I'm not getting a very personal message. She got a very personal message from Kelly Clarkson. She said this just to Bobby only. That's not true. Bobby Kelly's going to be in Batavia, Illinois this weekend. I'm going to be in San Antonio.

San Fran Bobby's got comics coming up go to Bobby or I'm sorry Bobby Kelly go to punchup. dot live slash Robert Kelly bigjcomedy.com for all of our tickets we'll be back tomorrow we'll see guys crackle crackle.