The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hit By A Girl (feat. Rich Vos)

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

Stories of violent women are being told when The Legend, Rich Vos shows up!

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okreson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM. For full episodes of The Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now The Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Robert Kelly. Na na na na na, Jacob. Na na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na, Na na, Na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na, Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Christine taking away in the microphone DJ Luke bring us home dude come on yes you are you've heard it seven times

Luke I don't have that go I'm not familiar with this song. Yes you are. You've heard it seven times, Luke. God damn, there's no echo. I don't have echo. It's in verb on it, dude. I can only do that when we're live. Woo! So you know, that's a weird thing. It's bad. Series six is an interesting equipment.

Well, don't get too used to it. We're getting fired in a couple hours everybody. You know what's so funny? Mm-hmm. I can't hear myself through it. I heard the high. I know. Yeah, we're getting fired in a couple hours. Turn You know what's so funny? I can't hear myself. I'm fired in a couple hours. Turn to your timelines. By the time you hear us live on Tuesday, we're already shitt cans. It's, I apologize. I'll take the hit on this one. Yeah. It's only two weeks after since I started.

I mean, it's I've felt we've been having a fantastic nothing short of a fantastic time on this show, but they want to meet with us between shows today, so we're probably getting shickans. Well, we got the text, and this is the funny part about that text as I did put in that little joke of, hey, am I getting fired? And nobody? Not one reply. Not even a little thumbs down or a LOL or a ha ha ha.

Yeah, yeah, nothing. It was nothing. Nothing. Jacob knows something. It's why he's being squirrely. Squirrely. He wouldn't sing journey. Nope He said he didn't know the na na na's didn't look me in the eye didn't look Bobby in the eye

Once it's true. He stayed way over here on that side and he just kept look where his computer is. He was fuccking around It's on that side everything's over there. It's not near me. Shhh. He's already disassowed I'm taking wrap. I'm gonna leave the cookies though. I think big gyms coming in and rip our contracts up in front of our face Hey, I'm gonna start calling you guys no-in void my new favorite radio duo Where is Jacob? What's he doing? He's putting his trophies back in his box and his butt is desk He's put his production trophies Serious softball league. I'm softball league. I'll join. A plant, a house plant. Pictures of his nieces and nephews.

His shirtless nephews. He's got a pet rock. We don't talk about that enough that Jacob's nephews constantly send pictures of himself shirtless fluxing. Yeah, he's under 18, right? Yeah, I think so, but the weirder thing, I don't know if he's under 18, but the weird thing is, do you think Jacobs So meek that his nephew was molesting him

You think he's getting flipped around He's getting molested by his nephew. I think I'm having a stroke. Is it hot in here? Hot here. Yeah, I got a take off my you were running around 30 seconds to Mars. Can I tell you something? I have to convince myself myself it's because I had hot sauce this morning with a breakfast thing. But I have a new favorite thing in the world that I created today with my dog called Mechanical Dawkins. And I grab her by her collar and I stand over her in a straddle. And wherever she just runs wildly trying to get me to stop doing that, I just stay with her.

And how long? like a rodeo It was so fun. I did it twice for a total 15 seconds ever since then I'm pretty sure my heart shutting off Yeah, I feel but I keep burping which means it's probably just a little gas from the hot sauce. It's hot here though I mean I took off my shirt to reveal my sexy new body, but was it up? was already down it was already down my my body Jay look at my body yeah focus on me Jay look at me look at me you're rocking t-shirts confidence look at this I mean huh you like that I do I mean look at my sleeves I know they're all normal it's my true classic dude I sure do the picture of me yeah I mean Mike had to send me a year ago on his cruise. It's crazy.

I was, it was a big boy. I said that to you guys, and this is the funny part. It's Christine. She goes, we were all worried about you. Yeah, we were. But you described it the perfect way. We were all worried about you behind your back. See, here's the thing.

Everyone looks up to you. Everyone respects the shit out of you. So no one knew. We all left that to the Keiths and the Vosses who should have done this. You mean the meanest comedians in the world? Yes. That let Patrice die. But they were your... I mean Todd Lin's dead. I mean you couldn't look at the track record of who they were supposed to keep in check I mean they're all like calling had a heart attack. You're right. I mean I left it on the wrong crew You're right the next generation is supposed to step up. Yeah, dude rock. Yeah, I was depending on you guys I got damn it to save me and you guys are just talking behind my back. Bobby. I'm so worried about Bobby You're so worried about him me and R.E. Shafir are three conversations on that uh that three day tour we did well that's great three conversations I was with you oh yeah most of the time when

you were on stage we were like you see Bobby trying to pick that thing up from the floor I go his whole face turned purple and he was like I know we're gonna have to like sit down with him soon I know. No, you didn't sit back. You took me to a fucking Mangolian beef joint. Well, you went to a place, mom's spaghetti was on his own. We went to a- You should love me alone, I- We went to a place that I saw in Man vs. Food.

We saw it at a place from Man vs. Food that makes four different kinds of like, we got the peanut butter and jelly burger, we got a beer cheese burger, a chicken something that was for burger. And we got an appetizer, and that was the same night that supposedly you talked about me three different times,

you talked about how I was gonna die, and you helped me die. You handed me, you handed me a burger with peanut butter and jelly on it. And the beer cheese to fall it off? You go, do you gotta try this? I go, I didn a burger with peanut butter and jelly on it. And the beer cheese to follow it up. You go, do you got to try this? I go, I didn't think the peanut butter and jelly burger is going to be good, but give it a whack.

One of the best burgers I've ever had. That whole place was amazing. That was wild. Yeah, that's right. This food's never wrong. Although I just watched Detroit today and man versus food in Detroit and the not even one of the places we looked at for Detroit style pizza

That place is the place what the place we went to was one of the places It was a different one and it looked like it was the original Why that pizza is the way it is that square pizza right with that crispy crust the pan pizza thing was because there was in More time Not a lot of metal. Oh, this is history. Oh, I love this. This is hip food history. And so they use the oil grease catching pans to make the pizzas.

Because they were making tanks. Because they were using all the metal to make tanks. Right. This was the war. That's what you're saying. I don't know which war exactly. Yeah. Probably World War II.

What do you want I'm thinking? I'm thinking. It's good guess. They call World War II while we were them thinking? It's good guess. They call World War II while we were in it. They called it the second... yeah, they called it World War II while we were in it. Because they already had one. Yeah. So this was the second one.

But they already knew this was the World War? Yeah, it was actually a... yeah, because the world was in it. We didn't get until the end. Yeah, yeah. We didn't get into way in the end. We let them duke it out and then we came in and saved the day. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's the end. We let them duke it out and then we came in and save the day hell. Yeah hell. Yeah That's the move second time was second time we did that the first time to yeah to give you see a couple of fighting in the street

And then he's beating her up you waitily runs off and then you come down like you were like you chased him off You're like guys so lucky I didn't get here earlier. That's right. And then she's like thank you for saving me Yeah, she goes mind your business. I like it and she's like, thank you for saving me. Yeah. Oh, she goes, mine your business. I like it. That is. Yeah, I had that.

And I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there.

But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there.

But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. But I know it's out there. Yeah, you don't want a girl turning on you. I mean, more likely if a guy hits a girl in the street and they're like, you know, they already have a situation going on and you go up and you hit the guy, I'd say 80% chance you are now going to be double teamed by him and that girl. Well, we saw, remember it was like two people coming out of the blue note right across from the seller

and this was like a 50 year old, like, looks like upper middle class white couple wealthy people like wealthy people and I mean the guy just both hammered both hammered but the guy pulled back and decked this girl in the face and dropped her in the middle of the street like it was nothing like that's just what he does Christie's not doing this thing any justice. It's so fucked up, but so fucked up. It's nothing we could have thought about. They're having one of those like,

give me the keys fights. Is it one of those guys who has like a jacket and four shirts on? Yeah. Like that type of white guy, like a sweater with a zipper and another shirt. And then another shirt and then a t-shirt. Yeah, silver, you know, salt pepper hair. So the fosh. Living reddish Connecticut, silver, you know, salt pepper hair. So, a fox.

Living reddish Connecticut. Sure. Gotcha. I got you. Maybe even a little silk thing. Oh, yeah. He had a pocket. Oh, an ass got it.

But jeans, you know, like straight leg jeans and like a dress shoe. Okay, yeah, slip on shoe. Socks. Yeah. Oh, maybe not. Maybe not. This guy could have been in a socks, no socks. Some of the time, it was a summertime.

Probably. Yeah, no socks, summertime. We were, and we're and we're staying inside the commander the blue note and if they're having the gimme the keys fight Loud right everyone's watching they're a spectacle now they're too drunk to realize they're a spectacle So she gets the keys away and turns away from him and she's just standing there. I think makes a phone call Like starts calling somebody. I don't know if it's a cab or whatever it is. And he lights a cigarette and he stands there. It just thinks about it. Why does it look like that?

It's like that video I just watched, was that on this we watched it, the bear attacking on the karate guy. We watched it with the guy who brings the karate guy, who brings the bear onto the talk show. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right. It's the same kind of thing. I thought you were so stone, you were just losing your mind.

No. It was a bear with a karate guy. Remember the famous like viral video? No, it's absolutely trash. We're the bear just like, I don't know where. That is a stone of thing to say. That's the same. It was a bear with a karate guy.

It's a karate bear. I mean, a karate bear? Well, you guys are karate bears. And he just same thing. Like, he just looked at her over his shoulder and then with no provocation or warning, just cold cocked. I mean, decked her in the face, dropped her, like a bag of rocks, and then everybody kind of like jumped on top from them. They called the cops and of course, she was screaming for them to leave him alone and then begged the cops not to arrest him or take him. And

I mean, he didn't slap her. Yeah, I mean, I've never been to a sucker punch of all sucker punches, flattened her, and she was there bleeding and begging him not to get arrested. And I think she said to a cop, it'll be worse later. Yeah, once you got hit, did you hear, oh, was that all, you know what I mean? Yeah, on the street. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh! For sure, on that area right there. Yeah. Yeah. It was everywhere around him and was like, get the fuck down, stay the fuck down, don't get up. Like the cops are coming and you're not getting up.

I mean, there were probably 20 guys standing in here. Yeah. Well, the bouncer's around. Her for a coke knocked off. And she's like, baby. She was celebrating in her mind. She's like, got the keys from this asshole. We're not gonna drive drunk again.

She was, I'm gonna call an Uber, and he's waiting there on her phone, and all of a sudden, I mean, just five to the chops. You know, he had to talk himself in there. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. It looked like he'd probably done that quite a few times.

He was in his head, go, you wanna take the keys? You take the keys, all right, take the keys. All right, I'm gonna take, of it. Yes. It looked like he'd probably done that quite a few years ago. You want to take the keys? You take the keys. All right, take the keys. All right, I'm going to take how about you take this to how about this? Here's the keys. You want the keys? Yeah, this was not their first dance. But also for how hard you hit or you're surprised that she was like up and moving around talking like I would have. They were hammered when you're hammered. You don't brace yourself at all. Everything is just go with the flow. It's way easier. She probably walks around with a mouthpiece in because she doesn't have the time She took the key and just clamped down on her jaw

You go before he did it. We didn't hear he went ding Damn it that's so I mean it's horrible but jumping inside huh? Have you ever hit a woman? now I I mean, it's horrible, but it's jumping inside. Huh? Have you ever hit a woman? No, I lifted my ex-girlfriend up by her throat before because it was, no, I mean, it's the story behind set as funny. She fell off a building. She fell off a building. Now, hold it here.

It's the only way that it's gonna save her. Now, I let her go immediately, but I saw red because when I used to do that job driving escorts only way that it was going to save her. No, I let her go immediately, but I saw red because when I used to do that job driving, escorts and a prostitute essentially to, uh, or strippers to bachelor parties. And, uh, my girlfriend, my girlfriend came with me on that job before. She knows what the job is. It's not really like you're fucking these girls thing. It's a much cedar situation in that. And, uh, one time I asked my friend, little Jay, believe it or not, to go with me, you know, because there's a lot of people at this party, a pair

of sounds like, hey, just kind of watched the door for me and I'll give you a couple bucks. And he went, his girlfriend was apparently really upset that he was going to like hang out with strippers and prostitutes. Yeah. I could imagine why. Well, because I'll be honest with you, it's because she didn't know how like, it was just not a thing.

There was no like, like, it wasn't he was gonna cheat. This wasn't the case. It's like you're standing guard while a girl fucks 14 people. What? Yeah, I mean, you could, if Dom was like this,

I'm gonna go with Sarah tonight and she's gonna work a room with, you know, dudes are gonna just fuck chicks in the room. And I'm just gonna hang out. I'm gonna watch the door for her. I'd be like, maybe not. Maybe not do that as my chick. She's a girl, it's different.

It is different. Why is it different? Because she can't, because it seems like she's there to also fuck because she really can't do anything if the shit goes down. I asked my buddy, Jay DeKong, so I'm like, this is like a 20 person party. So like just stand by the door and get help

if anything happens. Because he's little J, he's not big J. Yeah, and he's not little though. I was just bigger. But so his girlfriend and my girlfriend were friendly. And the next day they were hanging out at my house and me and him went to play basketball. When we came home from basketball,

they were just started, they were mad at us. And we came home from basketball, they were just, they were mad at us. And I didn't get why. And they were like, they, so long story short, they concocted a plan to say that they heard from, that we were lying about going to do that job at all and hooked up with some other girls or something. And their plan, what, their brilliant plan was to just say, very specific things, which was the first mistake, I guess.

Other than we did exactly what we said, she just gave these weird details that were obviously not true. And they were like, this girl, who like I know, called and said, oh, this big J and little J there, tell them thanks for all the great sex less. It was like some terrible.

This girl was pretty retarded of mine. And his wasn't that great either. And they were all gooseed up over this thing and I go, that's not true. And the person they said, I go, what can I call that person and ask them why they would say that when I worked and came home with money last night. And they're like, yeah, and I call that girl, I'm like, hey, you started bugging you. Did you call my house today at all,

or whatever, looking for me? And she's like, no, but it's like, you know, good to hear from you, what's up? And I was like, I'll call you back another time. I'm like, this whole thing's crazy. What are you guys lying? And she just got herself so believing in her head that this thing she made up was true.

Cause my friend's girlfriend got her way. She's basically, she knew she was doofy. So she got her all wound up to do this thing. Because my girlfriend was the one that was like, no, this job's like dumb, you know what I mean? And she goes, I can't believe fucking cheated on me. I can't believe I was like, what? And she goes, I can't believe fucking,

and she's like turned around with rings and everything and punched me square in the mouth, like split my lips open everything. And I grabbed her by the throw, and then little J was like, dude, dude, dude, and I did let her go immediately. And I was like, everyone get the fuck out of the house. Crazy.

Wow. Oh, the thing that was made up to, oh, like it's probably weird. Was that the end of the relationship? No, no, no, that was toxic last to the wild. But that's the only, that's the closest I've ever like, putting hands where where I was like gonna via be violent with a woman. That's the closest I ever came And then I was like but for a second I was like are you I mean like it was such a like split my shit way Oh, but you grabbed it by like a chicken. Yeah, I mean fair and she was like she was like five foot two and like, you know

110 pounds so it wasn't a it wasn't like a slander against a wall. Like, you know, hold her up like a hole. Like a hole. Yeah. You ripped your T shirt off. But that was, yeah, that was a wild. I had to get sucked sucked in the face. We're fucking like, you're making this, it's crazy.

You're making this up. I was hit by a couple girls in my life. Yeah. You're getting hit by a girl sucks. I've been hit by a girl, but that was the only like, we're close to retaliation. I definitely like, I'm good on giving a good speaking to afterwards. I got bitched out,

remember we were talking about that prom stuff? I got bitched out by Hillary. Hick. This little Boston chick. Yeah. Just, you know, yeah, with the fuck she started just fuck with me in line to get into the dance. We're trying to get in that dance and see dance. She's like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, dude, it ruined my life. She fucking bitch me out in front

of everybody out front, but her brother was Lonnie. And Mike, they're both big problems. Like big pro like Lonnie showed up and he was going to go hit somebody with a hatchet. Yeah. I mean, it's a problem. So she was like bitching me out. She was, what are you gonna do? Now, I was just like nothing. I don't want anything to do with you. And she's like, you pussy. And I was like, okay, I'm a pussy.

I mean, what do you want me to do? I'm not touching you. Then this is the fucking gray part. Years later, like two years later, we wound up hooking up and we called it to get, like two years later, we wanted to hook it up and be hard to get like hook up together. And we're on the povecchio's couch, right? The girls making out. I mean, fuck it.

I mean, she's my type of girl, this girl, little, little tiny breasts. Liza, I love a nice little tiny shovel ass. I don't like a big, I like a little boy ass on the one. Yeah. That's a nice hot, hot, hot little Filipino boy ass on a girl. Yeah, little Tuss Tuss. Yeah, oh my God, I love a nice tight gin, like a Christy McNichol. You know what I mean?

I don't like that. Yeah. And we're on the couch making out, and she goes, I really need weed. I was like, why is she going to get really horny on weed? So I was like, I'll be right back. She goes at anything for was early need to go, I need cookie crisp cereal. I'll go get it, it's be so wet.

It's a fun place. Apples get my pussy wet. It's something. I know they're out of season. Farming table to me. Can be so hot. Fried caterpillars. Farming table to me. Fried caterpillars. I know I think there's a place to dance over there. I'll be right back stay horny.

I love premium crackers. I love give me a sleeve of premium crackers. I'll suck it. Take off. Dude, she goes, she goes, I really, I really hope anyone can get high. So I'll do it right back. So I get up, I grab Frankie, we run down the store, we stop at the liquor store for a second first, and he's like, he wanted to get booze. More booze, I was already fucking hammered. Draft. I was fucked. I drank a pint of,

Alan's one-on-one peppermint schnapps. By myself. Me, ma'am, I'm 13, by the way. I'm 13. And I'm just want to fucking bang this girl on the couch. Damn. So he's traggies like, let's get more alcohol. At 13, I was convincing myself to stop playing with toys because people will know. I used to sell all the kids toys to get money for booze. I swear to God. I had a strip of stores in South Medford that I would steal toys and stuff from the back

yards. They weren't even your toys. No, they weren't my toys. But you were selling them your toys. I would steal anything and I would go through people's backyards at night and if you left the power tool out, or like I used to sell those, remember the Virgin Mary little shatters. I would steal those. Long chairs.

I would take a long chairs and the stripper stores would buy all my shit. But I remember that I was sitting there out front and we got a buyer and then all of a sudden the cop car pulls up and my mom's in the back seat. And she just goes come, it was all slow motion. Like it was like a fucking rock video. Like fog came out and she goes come here. And I just walked, it was all slow motion. Like it was like a fucking rock video. Like fog came out and she goes, come here.

And I just walked over to the car. She, they opened the door. I got in the back seat and shut the door. They were picking me up. They went to the house to get me for a robbery. I did a week before. And she goes, I know where he is. She goes, I know exactly where he is.

I got in the car. Frank is like, what are you doing? Don't get in the car. And he's not going on the window going, let me talk to him for one second. Let me talk to him. You guys try to get you to run. Yeah, like they were going to open the door,

like my mind was like, all right, one second. And they just, It's not dog the bounty hunter, dude. It's a real cop. Hey, can I smoke a cigarette and talk to my girlfriend for a minute? Yeah, brother. Yeah, you can, brother.

I know it's like the Lord, let the Lord guide you way. Talk the bounty of you in my fucking half hour to do whatever they wanted. Yeah, they brought me to jail that night and I was fucking trashed and they put me in that little room, dude. One of the worst nights in my life because the room was just spinning. Yeah. And the cops would come in every couple minutes to check on me and then offer me like a hamburger and I'm just like I don't want anything and

I was just throwing up in the stupid jail cell and that and the bad kid sister just waiting at the house fingering herself wait for you to come back I never saw her again the fuck her mind up a bit dude I've never seen her again. That had to fuck her mind up a bit. Dude, I've never seen her again. And then she, by the way, she saw you for the first time on Comedy Central years ago and went, he didn't die. I thought she got through all these years, but he must have died.

I've never seen her again. Through 40 something years. That was the last time I ever saw her. Could you ever look her up? I never did. I was afraid. Face book it right now. I was afraid. Face book it right now. I was afraid.

I was afraid to see what she looks like now. What if she kicks my ass? You never showed up, you cock, suck. You're supposed to catch that ass, whooping from that dance. I gave you a chance. What's the name? No, no, no. You put this on, no.

No, you can't. I feel it. I'll be bleep it out. I'll bleep it out. I'll bleep it can't huh? I feel it would I'll be bleep it out. Oh, um, I love edits. It was um Tough brothers though. I mean dude the toughest people I've ever I mean how old were they like close in age were they the Brothers were the she was my age the brothers were 20 and then like 25 And a problem for 13 year old stillolds still? Buddy, problem for everybody. Like you didn't fuck with any.

Like all those guys, I was hanging out with like men when I was 13. But those guys would have punched a 13-year-old? Heck yeah, I got punched. They used to do it. Like 25-year-olds? Okay, when we drank, we had potion night. So everybody would have to give whatever money you had.

So if you had $2, they took it from me. If you had $20, they took it. And they put it in a pot and one guy, Mike would go to the store and buy all kinds of like mudslide mix and you know, all the mixed drinks. You could all include it. You know, like the screw drivers. And they would, we'd get cheese cups

and we'd make a potion night and everybody would drink and you'd fill your cup and then they go, here's how we know how. What's a cheese cup? A cheese cup, the red cup. The red cup. Okay, like a solo cup. You solo cup, but back then they called, here's how we know how. What's a cheese cup? A cheese cup, the red cup. The red cup. Okay, like a solo cup. You solo cup, but back then they called it a cheese cup

because you went to LaCosta's bakery and that's where they put the extra cheese in. Oh. That was a cheese cup to us. So we get cheese cups from there and we pour the mixed drinks in there. And then Mikey, anytime you want, here's how we know how you'd have to one sip whatever you had.

And they'd walk around and check your cup. And if your cup had stuff in it still, if you want to hear how we know how, you'd have to one sip whatever you had. And then walk around and check your cup. And if your cup had stuff in it still, if you pussyed out, they'd slap you right in the fucking face. These are weird, weird rituals. Yeah, it was weird. They were teaching you like teaching me how to drink, like how to be a fucking alcoholic. Those days are gone.

Yeah, they're going. The passing day. Well, speaking ofllix. He's being of rituals. Hey, get it. I guess all you're all of you guys addict stories are from half a century ago. I know. Are you guys on the air? I mean, not live. No. Pre-record why you want to slam somebody by name? No, when is it going to air? Uh, this way or next week. Oh, fuck's pre-record. Why you want to slam somebody by name? No, no, when is it going to air? Ah, this is where next week. Oh, fuck, I gotta go. Why, what are you doing? I don't be an asshole. Well, I am. How can I change my whole lifestyle? You make a good point.

Rich Voss, everybody is here. Rich Voss, I know you come in from Jersey and I saw you late last night, so I know you're tired. Well, and you're right, but I got a hotel last night, so I could do early morning radio, then Benny can stop and see my pals over here. And then stay away from your family for a day. I try to do it for a week. Nice. But I'm gonna head back to my hotel, take a nap,

and then go to my friend's opening one person show tonight. Judy Gold. Judy Gold has a one woman show. One, let's be one man show. Sorry, yeah, one person, one person, one person. And then the person after one jam, one man jam. One man acoustic jam. And after party and you have to wear a sport coat,

a goofy pair of glasses. Is that true? Yeah, no jeans. I got to have to wear my suit. I mean, with a t-shirt under Is that true? Yeah, no jeans. I got it. I have to wear my suit. I mean, with a t-shirt on it. From after party of a one. At a real high class place, I guess.

I know, I'm not, I know. Well, I like dress. You know, like dress, you look like you like dressing up. I do when I'm at home, I get dressed up, but then go to the hotel, get dressed up. You get dressed up at your house. Yeah, like if you're going, you're going. No, he's saying if you get, he doesn't want to get hotel get dressed up. You get dressed up at your house? Yeah, if you're going, you're going. No, he's saying if you get,

he doesn't want to get ready at a hotel. Yeah, I thought him and Bonnie just play dress up at the house. Yeah, yeah. But I be body and cli. Yeah, sometimes. Like it's boardwalk empire. It's gonna be body and cli. Yeah, so you have to do that tonight.

Yeah. Why are you complaining about it? I'm not complaining. I'm saying it's a long day. He goes, you're tired. I didn't complain. I said, yeah, I'm very tired because I had to do all this stuff and then go to that. And, you know, I have a little window.

Plus I went out and bought Bonnie's birthday present. Would you get a gold earrings? Would you want it? With her money? Yeah. No, the guy told me to price and I put down what I wanted to pay and took them in left. How much? How much? Yeah. I don't want to say any here, but I took off ten bucks. And I threw the money down and I threw the money down. Oh, is that why you were in the neighborhood here for go to those guys at Yale buy sold diamonds outside? No, I have to Kim and Sam I went over to my over to diamond district. Yeah, there's a really yellow yell outside all time. Oh, yeah

You buy yourself. Yeah, they're bark. They have gold barkers. No shit. It's so crazy. Was it a thousand dollars for earrings? I yell at me. I don't know Trying to find that. I get mad. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just asking, I'm trying to find out why you get mad at me. I love you, man. You're a good friend. Is it a thousand? Is it less? I wouldn't buy a thousand dollar person for someone

that does give me pussy. So it's less than a thousand dollars. Not the Rolex, I border, but diamond. I mean, the gold earrings, you're just gold earrings. Plank gold, who's? You're going to Rolex, Rolex girl Rolex. Yeah for Christmas I got done a vacuum today. I mean I've never seen her that happy. What kind? It was a mill millonny millen like a it's like a foreign German one. Oh good. We're a Dyson house.

Seven seven hundred bucks for the vacuum cleaner. I got Bonnie vacuum so I knew something in the house sucked To it a row. This is mean I'm on fire. I like them both. I even like to look at the nail beds afterwards satisfaction Little did he right here Dyson are fucking, they're amazing. I'm telling you, this vacuum is better than the Dyson. Is it a robot that one that does it itself? No, no, no, no. Because I'm not ready for that kind of future.

Yeah. What if it gets angered by me? You know, what if it learns? Why does it go to shows? I don't like your material. Happy birthday, Bolly. The Dyson one will, I mean the robot ones, if you have a pet, you really can't have those.

That's what I would say, too. Why? That ones that are four pets, because of petal like chasing around. No, because if the pet shits on the ground, it just spreads the shit like peanut butter all over your floor. Oh. It doesn't have to. Itits on the ground it just spreads the shit like peanut butter all over your floor. Oh It doesn't have to sit on the floor. Huh? Who's pet sitting on the floor? Dude dogs new puppies cats. Oh, yeah, maybe a fern. Foster kids

You know kid on Chinese kid that you're taking it for a couple months They just shit, you know that We have had one for like two months. Would that be a fun show bit? I mean, you should each foster a child for a while, see who does better, and then make them fight at the end? We have house cleaners that come in on Thursday. So when I... Cleaners.

House key. So when Thanksgiving, I had COVID, Bonnie goes, going your room, don't come out to cleaners. Then I hear on a phone. Then I hear on a phone going to a friend, I'm hiding a Jew in the house. I know they're like Lucy and Desi. They don't stay in the same room.

You guys like an old Italian couple that won't break up. Yeah, but he decorated it. I didn't take it. I put my stuff up. My sneaker, whatever. Dude but he, Jay, he decorated it. I didn't take it. I put my stuff up. My sneaker, whatever. Dude, he has, he has like posters on the wall. The body told me that before he goes, he goes, yeah, we have several bedrooms so we don't wake the other one up. Like, who said that? Okay, body. That was just, they don't wake each other up when they come in different times. Yeah, plus I snore. Oh, yeah, she eats

that. Yeah. Everybody does it because I wake her up. A bond doesn't snore at all. Yeah, everybody does if they don't, because I wake her up. Oh, Bond doesn't snore at all. No, I wake her up and then she'll get you snoring and I'll go, no, I'm not like my first reaction. No, I'm not. You know, leave me alone. Quit waking me and I else. And then I walk down to the couch. I mean, it was in our old place, not our big place with a big acre of property.

You know, full basement. One full acre and a finished basement. And a finished basement. That's nice. Brand new projects behind that too. Those are $2,500 rentals, one bedroom, $2,500, two bedroom, $3,500. So it's not riffraff behind us.

You know. But they put an apartment complex. Yeah, right behind us. So Keith is living behind us. you know. But they put an apartment complex. Yeah, right behind us. So Keith is living behind us. These are 25 or 30. Remember the time Keith, he was on a Zoom and he's like, I got the penthouse motherfucker. And we literally saw like cars.

There's no second floor. And it was the parking lot, it was all Honda's. And Toyota's, well Honda and Toyota, and someone throwing trash out. There was like a dumpster. Not an apartment building. But I lived in South Jersey though, whoever lived in an apartment complex.

I mean, I hung out a lot of them, but it was always trash people. And if they weren't trash people, everyone that would they become friends with in there were, you know, so and so in her eight illegitimate kids live right upstairs. She's the best. Yeah.

Well, in New York City, I lived in the dormant building when we came back and with Don, but on every building on the, they have a section eight, they have a floor that they dedicate to, you know, I call it the first elevator bank people. Me and Christine look at them all the time. But it was well, you know know when you get off of Defloo because it smells like five different countries. What? You got Indian food, they got Spanish.

It's an open pig roast happening. There's just some type of meat brewing in the back of the hot, there's a lady with a hot plate. You're going to be able to, if you're going to be able to food, they're making stew. Your eyes start watering from the spices. They don't even make our elevators open on those garbage floors. Our elevators don't start opening until 18. Get your palm red and anyhow those buildings I read that they were making people go through different doors.

They weren't allowed to go through the front door. They're a separate door. Which is fucked up. They're like, yes, some of those buildings that you had to use as service entrance? Our buildings not like that. Oh really? Yeah. With the dog, what? No, the service word. Like where you would bring up furniture,

move it in our packages. Calches, you got to go in with like, couches. I delivered food in certain place and I had to use a service elevator. So they wouldn't let me do that. You have to go in one of those elevators and you pull a thing down, they close up like that.

I almost piece of shit. I almost, when we were gonna buy the apartment that we got on 47th Street, we were looking at a place where they had the guy in the elevator, 24 hours. Oh, where you get in. I kinda like it, because it was just to get in and be like, hey Gary, how you doing, Mr. Kelly, and Ching, Ching,

boom, boom, how's it going today? You sit down and cross your legs and start reading a paper for a few floors. You should have nice, nice, nice large doors. They used to have those in the department stores. It's just like a bathroom attendant. See if it's unnecessary and uncomfortable. Fucking Otis, I met Otis.

Okay. Okay. Good job. I've been a paid crazy good. They always sit up at the door man and stuff great money Door man ain't my fucking stupid money, right? Which is time no yeah, no, I know I always throw my 20 a I don't have a door man Now you got to throw money. It's suck and there's 40 of them There's a lot of them you you gotta pay the parking dude,

gotta give him something. Parking is a whole separate tip. Yeah, what did we do? A thousand and five. For what? A thousand the building, door guys. A thousand. A thousand for the roof.

It's 40 employees. What do you mean? You don't have to tip everybody. They give you a list with that name. They give you a list with that name. They came on it. So you're like, I don't know what's, and there's a box to just drop it in.

So it can't be like, there's for Carl and Steve and Richie only. That's what we did. That's what we did. We picked the three door guys that we liked and then Teddy, who nobody, the overnight guy, I mean, this guy, Filipino dude, would sleep on the job every night.

There was a woman being attacked out front. He went out and locked the front door on her to make sure that she didn't bring like trouble inside. He was protecting you. He went and he went out and I was like, Teddy, Teddy and he went out and he locked the door and he went, I'm gonna call the, no, let her in. She's been attacked. He's not. it's like she was bitten by a vampire. Rick Moranis was running from the fucking gargoyle, Ghostbusters, I'm gonna take a shower. I was complaining to the Norton about Teddy because he lived in my building.

And he's always sleeping at the night, he's like, I like that. Yeah, you know what? He doesn't see what you're bringing in. Oh, Mr. Norte, another mystery guest, eh? Hello Teddy, good to see you from Philippines. Broad showed us, but wearing a dress. Hmm, so species.

It looks like my cousin. He's a go back to sleep, Tatti. Yeah, we never tip Tatti, fuck Tatti. What do you see? You guys don't live in the suburbs. What do you, what do you do? What do you tip your mail man? Uh, I give my wife such a nickel chaser.

Really? I mean, I was so mad at her this year, she gave, oh so mad, 20. I usually say 50 bucks. I give 50 each to the trash guys. Okay. Because they'll take stuff that you really not supposed, you know what I mean?

Sure. And I pay them when they do it too. But the mail guy usually give him 50 bucks. But we used to have an own a fan male guy Who was the best he was like Bobby big fan walk the things up? You know when he came up with a package. He take the male to this guy if there's a package He does just the package leaves the male in the mailbox So you have to make that trip. Yeah, so I I still give him like I'd give him like 50 bucks

I gave the other guy hundred. She gave him a Starbucks card. I'm like, listen, you represent the family here. You can't you can't be given Starbucks cards. I mean, that's just nuts. Although, how much was it? It fits $100. It was a $25 Starbucks card. Dude, it's a, a he you don't even know if he likes Starbucks. I like Don't get everyone likes something Starbucks older guys like Dunkin Donuts. I like Dunkin Donuts. What do you mean older guys? Just working guys Yeah working guys that's what I meant working class guys from all the old days Yeah from the old country from the old country you know work boots work for

old guys yeah as a way of work boots you. Guys had to dock drinking Dunkin' Donuts, that's why I don't go in for my fancy shit. Yeah, my kid will make me go to fucking Starbucks and get some whatever the fuck it. Why you just go to Basque and Robbins? What the fuck? He's got everything in it, but ice cream. I'm a Starbucks guy. I don't care.

I love a Starbucks. I'm a Starbucks fellow myself. I will take an original place like a you know cafe Lalu you don't do that because I only get the channel so don't do coffee I drink tea I don't I hate coffee you drink tea Yeah, you say like that for cuz it's gay. Oh god. Okay. Yeah, I didn't know Jay was gay. Let's get out of here I haven't put cold foam on top I drink it. I give that all over my chin like this We did I know you were a fucking sissy

Yeah, this guy is a chick. You know you were doing you know you were doing a show with a Mary I didn't mean to tell you damn is a motherfucker Trinch tea Christine what the fuck are you doing? Did you know he was a sissy tea drinker? He doesn't like coffee. I can't stand the flavor at all. Oh, Christine whipped a dick out. I like coffee.

Christine loves coffee. I never liked the flavor when I was young. My stepfather. One of my stepfather, if you remember, I told you his phases of food was coffee flavored yogurt. And I think it was, I figured I'd be damning or something when I was younger. One of those coffee, yogurt had coffee grounds.

Like when you, you know, the fruit in the bottom, you kind of start, there was actual coffee grounds in the bottom and that flavor and texture was the grossest thing I've ever had in my life. Coffee ice cream should not exist. No one has ice cream. You're out of your mind. Coffee ice cream. Coffee ice cream

is incredible. Are you fucking insane? Let me say it again because you think I'm crazy. I'm gonna say it to you Jay and not even look at him. Coffee ice cream is incredible. And I ask this to you. Yes. Are you out of your fucking mind? Apparently I'm gonna look at Jay. Okay. Jacob. Lou. Lou's got me, Lou. It's refreshing. It's, it's, oh please. Come on. It's awesome. So good.

Coffee ice cream is like that. Could we have this coffee? This is a fun thing, cause I saw, I saw in a show I was watching yesterday a person eating rum raisin ice cream, which I've never had. And now I'm thinking I should try because, and there's a lot of examples of this in my life. All of us are one of them.

Oh, they're good. And coconut is two things when I was a kid told you I I hated them and then now I've gained a flavor like a taste for it So I'm wondering if like my tape if your taste change you remember something you hated and come Yeah, I'm sitting next to him I mean, that's just mean I'm trying to bond with you. You want to bite coke? I have a question. I'm like oysters.

I didn't like oysters, and now I love oysters. Oh, they're good. I love oysters. Didn't like them until my late 30s. Treesis mom got me into oysters. Really? Yeah, but Treesis mom got me. She trying to seduce you or something.

Yeah, we're fucking the whole time. George, you dude, we can't. Patrice is my friend, dude. I'll tell you the best is soft shell crab or crab soup. What I like crab soup and corn and potato soup. What's your favorite soup? This is a Jewish conversation. This is not. You have a favorite. We were from Krabi, I should's going on. What's your favorite brothy soup? No, it's your favorite soup in the winter. I bet you have what your favorite. Do you like a bisque clam chowder, right? No, it's not clam chow.

Why do you say it like that? Why do you be so racist? Okay, what is that? How's that racist clam chowder? Right, do you like talking it like this? You think you're some kind of Boston trash you always claim chow. Yeah, I don't know how to use my phone.

What's your favorite soup? My favorite soup is I just like a... It's gonna be clam chowder. No, it's not clam chowder. I love clam chowder, but it's not my favorite soup? My favorite soup is, I just like a... It's gonna be clam chowder. No, it's not clam chowder. I love clam chowder, but it's not my favorite soup. I just think it's working really hard to not say clam chowder. I swear to God, it's not clam chowder.

I think I'm helping you right now. Kill the time while you think in your head of another soup besides clam chow, to not make false right. No, it's not clam chowder. I would, 100% say it was clam chowder. It's not clam chowder. I like a brothy soup. Okay. I would 100% say it was clump shot. It's not clump shot. I like a brothy soup.

Okay. I would say chicken, I like a chicken soup, but I think if I was gonna go with anything, favorite, it would have to be like a chicken rice soup. I like a chicken vegetable rice soup. Okay, that's my favorite. Let me tell Danny, but I've got it. Well, you don't like that?

You don't like that? Chicken soup, that's a sick soup only to me. A what? It's like a sick soup. Yeah, what do you tell me? It's any kind of chicken broth soup. Yeah, chicken rice soup. Hey, can I stop?

Can I, is far in soup? It should be. A far, far. Far, that's the other you should. Yeah, it's soup. Yeah, it's far. It's soup, that's soup, right? Yeah, it's soup.

I was like, I'm gonna get it. Ramen, is that soup? You, it's soup. That's soup, right? Yeah, it's soup. But they're gonna get it ramen. Is that soup? You're seeing a different soups Christine had it last night and I would have described that as soup for sure although she Has a whole process with this soup that I will never understand She twirls the noodles like spaghetti But like without the soup onto a spoon It's way supposed to eat it and then dips the spoon into the juice And then puts it about it's not the way you're supposed to know it's supposed to you're supposed to slurp the noodles

It's not what she does you supposed to go I had the right utensil head chopsticks in the right spoon It was more sense. There wasn't chopstick I would have used them if we had that's not true There's chopsticks everywhere you look bring off two pieces of wood That's sure you can make chopsticks with your baskets We've got all kinds of necessary wood in our house. You have a window sill. We have a window sill Yeah, you smash that and then take to how bad do you want it? You can take the shades take the two shades rip them up snap them put them together chopsticks

I'm never in the mood for fuh ever. I've had it and liked it. My wife and kid had it last night. Love it. That's your favorite form. Fah, fah, not foe. That's what you are. You'll be foe. Fah, fah, it's not foe. Bobby, it's foe. It's foe. I know you're right. I know you're right, but it's coming off pretentious. I'm sorry, you're right. You're not a little bit pretentious.

I thank you, Joe. If you say, listen, it's like somebody who corrects you to go, Giro, and just fuck right off. Giro. Like gyro's fine. Yeah, gyro. If you say gyro, they should be like, no problem here. They shouldn't go, oh, what kind of Giro do you want?

Like, don't correct me through your Reset I think it's you know yeah you can do both of them you can do Giro gyro zero you can do all three of those not gyro you can do gyro you can't do gyro gyro is not a real thing Fall is not real. Fall was real. Fall is a is a is a definite Acceptable Americanization of it, but I'm gonna go back and say, gyro is never happened, never. And gyro is a joke, you make to somebody.

And foe. You wanna get a giro? Like this guy probably wants to get a gyro. Yeah. Ah, come on guys, now let's go get our gyros. I think if ramen is a soup, ramen's my favorite soup. Yeah, it is ramen is the shit

It's the all Christine. Well you made yesterday. Is that considered legit ramen somewhere? I mean the thing you have is like no It was like top ramen just in right here right here is the place. I know Jacob. That's Jacob There's a Jake how good Jacob eats and how does it enjoy his life at all? That's a big it's a big treat for him this place over here, but that's like I've worked out I've done everything I have to do I'm gonna treat myself to a fuh at this place. That's crazy That place is so good you Whenever I talk around maybe just give me Jacob loves smart so much Jacob Jacob hates fights the age of hearts hates him who cares

I'm sorry I'm human I'm sorry. I'm human First of all, that's with an H The H is silent I don't mean to be pretentious correct me again Jay if I am I apologize that Bobby Yeah, that one was just that was on point. That was fun. That was a pretentious at all Speaking of ramen. I might go into the kitchen here and take one of those cup of soups and make a little cup of soup here Go ahead. I think I'm going to do it on my way. That's what problem it is. They have cup of soup in there? Yeah. Yeah. Know what I love? Are those, I guess they're like Asian, but they're spicy

in the carboil of soup. You put boiling water in, you cut the three packets and Yes, you made last night, right? Oh, the Chinese one or what else? That's The microphone. What do you mean, Todd? Every time you grab the mic like you're fucking a crooner, you hear it. Because you don't wear headphones. Yeah, I love you.

I love you, but please stop grabbing the microphone. Let's go with like, I like you a lot. I like you a lot. All right. I get a little fucking touchy with the love. I'm just saying you grabbed me my... I don't even say that to my kids. And they kids and they don't say it back. Stop touching it. Stop touching it. I gotta go. So I want to say goodbye.

You leave where you going. I'm gonna take I gotta go to bed. I gotta take a nap. I thought you're gonna go. It's got a big Jewish night ahead of him. You did. It's a big. You really do. Muzzle tough. Muzzle tough. It's Muzzle tough. I see mean who's being a little up and he now yeah yeah told you to go we said put her fucking wig on and cover her pussy hair I think the name of her one person show is Fee 5 foe fun

she's a big chick she's always been everybody she's tall as being big She's a big chick. She's always been everybody. She's a tall lesbian. Big lesbian. Save me one of your good backpacks. A good one. Do you want one of them? Yeah, take one. I like I like this. I'm gonna have it. I gave you. You don't wear it? Oh yeah. Great hat. That jerk. Yeah. I love that hat.

I do. I wear it in the backyard. It's a fucking $800 hat. Tell me I had to wear it in certain places. It's my hat I wore it in the backyard. I smoke sit on the back. I smoke a cigar with my hand good whatever Do you want to plug before you go? Which besides going to Judy Gold's didler on the roof tonight? When is it come when is this airing? It's a Judy Gold's Diddler on the roof a one-woman show. I got it. I like it. I like it. Oh Jacob. Evil Jacob loved it All right Jacob calm down don't over sell it. I made it come up all right Jacob. Everybody just take it easy Okay, let it out let it out get it all out

When is this Aaron next one next Wednesday? Okay, so next one so the 31st the first I'll be it. What's that theater in Newtown, PA for James? What is it? Newtown theater next Saturday. What's that theater in Newtown called? Newtown theater. I got that. We just added a six o'clock show. The other the later show sold out. That's good.

And then the night before I'm at like, moon chuck theater or something or, you know what I'm talking about. I don't know the name. What's that? This is great promotion, you know. No, I got my new website. I'm gonna play somewhere.

It's that new town theater the night before, you're at Montchock theater. Montchock is a school. Opera house. Unbelievable little town. It's like a German, it's a, you're coming out of just Red redneckville nothing for an hour and a half and then you come into this town it's like it's like a German little town that they

it's like no horse for for Germans yeah it's a the Thorpe P.A. yeah yeah Jim Thorpe P.A. yeah it's a cool little spot you find a German town named after a it's not German a multi-sport black athlete I it's not German I made that up, it looks like a little European is the word I was looking for. I just went German. It's because black is because it's all the swastika graffiti. I always say German. There's a lot of swastika graffiti. Yeah, you held cabs like this. Yeah, so next Saturday, Newtown, we had a six o'clock show. Well, listen. Go get some rest.

Just say, let me tell you, I did three radio shows. I did say, there's no better way to end a day than doing it with you guys. Oh. Because I can connect so much, which is, you know, just young, you younger comics. I love you guys. Bobby wants to know that you're driving him nuts because also without your headphones every time you're banging your I know I know I don't even look how bright orange Lou is for the editing he's gonna have to do on

Oh, you gotta edit that put the headphones on just hear what you're doing put the headphones on put them on and then jerk the microphone around a bunch Put them on your head now that's too loud.. Yeah, hold on. Put them on your head. Now, that's too loud! That's what you're doing. No, I'm not. Okay, hold on. I went last year. That's what you're doing.

No, it's not that loud. I swear to God, that's what you're doing. Lou, give him some. Give him a little taste, Lou. Okay, stop. Let me do it. I went like this. You can here.

No, that's not what you're doing. That's not what you're doing. Yeah, what is that what you're doing? You can't hear No, that's not what you're thinking You're a sneaky bastard. That's what child's response. No, you're seeing I just said I said shoot I didn't say what you think I said and I went like this. Oh, you can't hear Every time I did it look who got up. He thought there were drums time I did it, look who got up, he thought there were drums. That's terrible. I mean, I'm not gonna do it that. He's a musician. That's great.

You were talking to Jacob who plays the drums. Is this that Nazi town in Pennsylvania where you're going? Yeah, that's a nice town, a beautiful little Nazi town. Sure, if you're the right race. Yeah, that's it. It's a great town. Nice. How big's a theater? It's a cool place. It's nice little. It's a nice theater pretty big Good food there unbelievable food little restaurants bed and breakfast. Oh, yeah Thanks for having you guys. Thank you rich. I'll talk to you later. I love you

Come by we'll have you on when you're not so tired and officially booked. Well, no, but I was funny. You were great. I mean, what's wrong with you? You're fantastic. Well, the way he said it, I will have you on. No, no, no. It would have been him. No, we would have you stay. You're saying you want to go?

Yeah, I got to run. I know when you're saying. Good seeing you. When you're feeling 100% and you feel like you can really bring it, we'll have you on the time. Come on. That's what happened. All right.

Look, we ran a little experiment. I'll tell Pretty Christine look. I mean, there's a glow around her. Well, she's not pregnant. I'm all facial com shots Good ending I'm in a couple of lacrossees. I mean, I'm in more. Rich Voss, everybody. The legend, he put his gum. He put, he left his gum right here.

Oh, that would make me, I never problem with that. I mean, he left his Nicarac gum. Oh, it's Nicarac too. You left your Nicarac gum by my banana. Yeah, pick it up. Where is it? It's right here, is it? You dropped it.

That's your Nicarac. Oh, don't put it back in your mouth. Oh, you're such a gross old man. I didn't put it on your banana. Where is the gum? In your garbage. Oh, okay. I tried to put it back in his mouth.

You know they can be. Say, have a Nicarite where you can't. Oh, yeah, yeah. I only got a bio-holder pack of Nicarite. There's still some jizz in this. Jizz. Bye. Wait, was he implying that he didn't put the gum there?

Or did he just teeth so fake that he can't feel gum fly out of his mouth? No, he like, he saves it. Like, he takes it down and saves it for later. Next to Bobby's banana, it wasn't a place where he would have put it to save. He either, I assume, did it as like a hilarious, like one last fuck you to Bobby. Yeah, I think it flew out. But he seemed confused why it was there. I think it flew out Mid-Satins. So flew a mid-sense. Yeah, he went I'm not touching the microphone Catch me at the gym talk. Oh too many days of row

It doesn't get a lot of place. It's a beautiful town. I love Jim beautiful. Beautiful town I mean it's to get there is you almost give up. It's a beautiful town. I love Jim here. It's a beautiful, beautiful town. I mean, to get there is you almost give up. It's like, it's so far off the beach. Do you lose like, like, internet service and everything? Oh, you lose it. So like, when you're found, when you're radioed, cuts out. Yeah, there's only one, I think one rode in

and it's through like fucking death. It's a horror movie. It's just nothing out there. Farmland, little crappy places, meth towns, and it's for a long time. And then a beautiful oasis in the middle of that. And then you come over this thing and all of a sudden it's like the Willy Wonka town

or like a European town and you're like, wow, this is amazing. Well go there and see Ridge Voss. It's the bonfire. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, the whole damn thing, go to seriousxm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. That's right.

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