The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hit That Joke Alarm

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

Bobby details the challenges of working a certain New Jersey club because of the comedian owner. Jay works said club and a heckler questions his Judaism. | Jay is excited to get party lights on the bottom of his truck. | Bob explains the incident in which Rampage Jackson's son Raja, assaulted a professional wrestler. | A comedy alarm is played to let the listener know when they are going for jokes. | This episode never aired as a podcast, only in it's entirety on SiriusXM. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Oh, shit. Yo. Is that Big J. coming down the street? Blinky lights and blinky and purple. Purple and pink and white and then green now. Green and white and white and purple and pink now. And the little orange.

Is Bobby Kelly in the back of his truck bed dancing? White, white, white. Oh, is that Bobby Kelly with clothes sticks in his hands? Is that Bobby Kelly with a compression shirt on and tidy whitties and tube socks pulled up to his knees, dancing? Man, we are coming in on fire. I hope I can get it. I hope on our way back from Philly,

picking up the food and getting the sandwiches. Yeah, somebody just gave me a suggestion to have a new place that you should try tomorrow. This is a pure location thing where it's in a great... We get off an exit. The one food place is here, the other's here. The jerseys, the sports memorabilia store, here it's all like a couple blocks what's this what is this i don't understand that i'm like got

to pop into the store down there and grab a couple of jerseys for the year oh you get you we're going shopping just this one store i mean we're going into a philly store to shop well okay hang on i mean they've got stuff from everybody okay every team stuff is there all right that's fine but i i don't want to go to like a i'm not involved in philly shopping you could be looking it at uh patriot stuff at the same time okay all right that sounds good red socks you could be looking at red socks jerseys all there it is there's my place yeah this place apparently bakes their own bread and they use instead of and they have my jerseys and they's no this this cheese cake steak place the fuck just happening here Pacco his uh his uh his electricity it was impediment pacco i know you didn't

we're a comedy show i'm joking paco do you have powder powder powder Yeah, well, what the fuck's wrong with you, dude? I mean, I'm taking a lot of heat this episode. Paco, are you a powder? I really did you. He is mad at me because I had a bag of chips. And I was like, dude, want some? He's like, no, I'm like, dude, have some chips.

He's like, no, I'm good. I go, come on. He goes, all right. And he runs over, and he's joking. And he kind of comes over like a little creature. And he grabs the bag of chips. And I ate him all. There was nothing.

Oh, damn. Oh, my God. What a nightmare. I'm sorry, Paco. I have to deal with shit. I heard before I came in you guys talking about you being 40 years sober today that's fucking amazing 40 years sober today it's amazing that you had to get sober 40 years ago I was you're 47 I'm 50 you get sober when I was 7 I was 15

when I got sober yeah that's so funny and and Lou is sober almost a year almost right almost a year yeah we almost we almost only had one sound effect if we lost him. Jay, what's up in your lights? That would have been the whole bonfire show. Oh, yeah, it's exclusively fucking horn honk. Him, him, him, him, him. Yeah, today. This time last year, I was in the jail for the last

time in upstate New York. I couldn't even drive when you got sober. I actually was five years sober before I was legally able to drink. Is that fucking crazy? I've never had, this is the, not that I regret it, But I did, I never, as a cigar guy, as like, you know, I like men. Oh, wow, I wish I didn't say that. No.

No, dude, you love the company of guys, for sure. No, no, no, I do. Yes, I do. You're like a man in the streets and a man in the sheets. No, you're gay. Get away from me. Lou's not having it. Lou's not having it.

I like, I like hanging out. I like an alpha dude. You know what I mean? I like hanging out with men, men, you know what I mean? Like hanging out with dudes. Do me fair, look, you put on that song, Hanging With the Boys by Kenny Loggins, please? Which, by the way, Jacob, when you come over,

I want to show you, I was testing out how K my TV is, how many Ks it has, and there's a channel on YouTube that's just like 8K scenes from movies, and I 8Ked the hanging with the boys, they got it. The scene from Top Gun when they're playing volleyball. Oh, 8K, dude, this guys are rippled. And I'm gay. No, no, no.

I was just checking my K's. Yeah. How are you going to check your K's? I'm checking your Fs too. Anyways. Good. You miss hanging with the guys. You like hang with guys.

Where was they? Bring me back. You like hanging with the guys. I'll tell you what I think you're going, is that you're, which I think's probably interesting. You fucked up so young before you had any sense of responsibility that today you might be able to be a casual. No, no, no, no. No, no.

I'm not casual. I never had on the rocks I never got to pour a whiskey or a bourbon That's what I'm saying We are saying the same thing Yeah, okay, yeah I'm saying basically that you never had a chance To like drink responsibly

Or have any kind of enjoyment of those things I never got to a guy drink I never I teenage beers and getting fucked up Or you know one sip in a pint of whiskey I drink a gentleman's amount But I drink like a teenage girl If Zima was still a thing dude I'd have a case of it in my house

Seema. I can't believe I don't have a fucking cabinet full of gold schlager. Cinnamon's and all kinds of things like that. I'd have been a real brumplements guy. Jay is a 60-year-old girl trapped in a 50-year-old body. Yeah, he goes, hey man, would you like some bourbon? I'm like, does it taste like juice?

Can it be fizzy and taste like juice? Because I prefer that for a taste. I've never had, like, you know, like the, I look at these, you know, when they make the ice cube into a perfect sphere. Some Asian guy uses a like a little baby samurai. Yeah, whatever.

That would be up my alley. I would be going to these bars and getting that drink and smoking a cigar like that if I could. But I know what alcohol tastes like garbage. It's awful.

But they do, the refrigerators I was looking at though recently, they do make that big circle one. The ball? The ball. I like little soft ball of ice. My new fridge makes little baby ice cubes.

They makes the regulars, but next to it, baby ice cubes, which I like better than crushed ice. So you have, it's the new thing. You're just because you got yours like a year ago, it's the one year behind. You have three types of ice. Now, four types of ice they have. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I have two. Only two. No, you don't have crushed cube, big cubes, little cubes?

I got, she didn't get crushed. I only have two. She got that, she got this fridge that you can design yourself, right? It has like the, I have the, instead of having the water and the ice on the outside that you put the thing on, my, I have a water pitcher. It's a pitcher, I know. It's a Samsung. No. I don't have a Sam.

I have a, I have a, LG? No, it's, um, Samsung. No, it's, um, Samsung. No, maybe it's a Samsung. I don't know. You're right. I'm not going to find it. It's a Samsung.

I think so. And, but it makes, yeah, it's that B-spoke fridge. But here's the thing. You could get one, you could get the panels any color you want. And we could have got the computer panel. And she's like, we don't need that. Hey, fuck face over here, see the same thing. Why are women such fucking party poopers?

No, they're just, they're joy suckers. Why? I don't know. Why do you got to fucking... They pay for nothing and think they can make a thousand and one decisions. It's bad shit. It's fucking nuts to me that I, why can't I have a computer on my fridge? Why can I have YouTube on the fridge?

Why can I know what the temperature is on the fridge? I love a computer screen. That would have been sick. And you know what? Yeah, maybe we don't use it a lot. But when my friends come up with him, like, dude, what the fuck is that? That's the new fucking computer fridge. Here's these bitches don't understand.

They are. We are motivated completely by the adoration of others, women particularly. And Cory Holcomb was talking very specifically today on his podcast when I was stuck in all that traffic at times. He was talking about this, he has the fridge that, like, says hello and has the traffic and shit like that. And he goes, he goes, I don't get that. fuck about that he goes when bitches come to my house they come in and say yes oh all right yeah yes it's for the people that come over and this you can actually look in the fridge too i know it has the screen that you can go hey show me what's inside i know i'd love that to be able to look inside uh

i don't have the sweet cream that i like in my coffee just open it up hey what's in there a little extra hamburger maybe i'll grab that no no but we have to have room because there might be some kind of a fucking piece of fucking stone or something that has to take up space I do like the I like the water pitcher in the thing so you get water, pour it, ice cold, filtered, put it back in, automatically you always have water.

But we only have, we have the ice tray with the scooper but it makes regular ice and little baby ice. Oh, not three. See now? Four types. I don't understand. What's four? How do you get four? Is that on the front? Is that on the front? Is that on the front or is it inside? I don't know.

Can you find me four types of ice? If you have an ice maker on the front, it fucks up because what happens is the fridge, right? Because it's in the door, it's in the fridge. The fridge is warmer than the, so it gets too cold. It gets too warm and then it freezes everything over. So they replaced it, Samsung replaced it in the freezer now, is the ice maker so it doesn't break. I think that's what's going on here. Okay.

Four types of ice. Jacob, you heard right. Four types of ice. How does it make you feel? I don't know. I've never. How much? I didn't know that was a thing.

Do you have an ice cube tray that you have to crank open to get the ice out? In my apartment? Yeah. You think I have an ice machine in my refrigerator? No, the tray, like from the 50s, the metal one, the aluminum one. Oh, you have to rip the actual fucking, you have to rip the rack out. You have to rip the rack out. I have no ice.

Oh, my Christ. An airplane wing. Oh, it's so, it's such hard metal. You don't have ice? No. Wait a minute. Why? Why?

You have a freezer, right? I have a freezer Why don't you just gonna Make ice Yeah make ice I'm freezing So much stuff I cook That my freezer is full

And I don't room for an ice tray What? Yeah Would you have a regular I don't understand What's a little Are you fucking making meth Top freezer

Just a little We gotta go to his house Can we buy you an ice maker I mean no They just have I don't buy an ice tray But I don't have the room for it No but they make

They have little like Countertop Icemakers I don't have the counter You know who didn't have room In his freezer? Jeffrey Dahma Oh yeah

probably yeah it's the skulls of local uh local immigrants yeah um yeah so this is the one that makes the ball rice yeah that makes it well how much is that samsung oh LG LG is a good fridge can't it doesn't matter I have to get things I like why can't you you can't he can't get this what do you talk I thought this was I thought we want a lot of complaints about fringes I thought we want the one that changes colors and I thought it doesn't exist doesn't exist want rock light refrigerator oh someone likes rock light refrigerators but not fucking okay that shit why can't he get this are you against him getting the computer fridge he against his word thing he asked me if i wanted that and i said no why would you i don't really

why why don't know whether there doesn't need to be screens fucking everywhere we already have a goddamn tv in the dining room that's not about a god damn tv in the dining room I love it. Doesn't sound like it. Am I crazy? Yeah. You should start taking stuff away. Bidges ain't shit.

Take it away and add it back as she appreciates it. You know what? Take away the TV. Do me a favor. Take away all the TVs and just have the fridge TV. No rock lights. Make her watch that. No rock lights.

You've really fucked yourself out of so many things. I hope you enjoy pool by yourself. She will if those dudes keep showing up. Who wouldn't? It won't be by herself for long there. Why? I wanted to tell you about because Black Lou came to one of my shows at Stress Factory last weekend. And not last weekend, weekend before that.

But we were off for the week. I forgot about all this. Ladies and gentlemen, I've been up here for 45 minutes. My time's done. Give it up for big, what? No, he does a new thing. What? He does a new thing.

He comes in, you find out right before the show if he's going to be there on time. If Dylan, who is doing a guest spot, is now going to be the host. is that you that's bobby is that's not me yes it is how do you know prove it bitch get hired an investigative motherfucker it's not me

it look at me it's not me jay it's not me okay my phone's fucking it's you again it's not me my phone's off dude well yeah when you slapped a couple things like that my phone's all I didn't slap shit and by the way there's the little thing

the notification who called and I don't even know who that is yeah yeah what you're talking about that dude that says that says phone off some asshole yeah um so what's the new thing he does oh vennie's new thing now is a little bit before you find out who's hosting he might no matter what he's going up at the end to do a tight 10 at the end of your show yeah yeah no no no no stop i'm mishearing you i'm mishearing you what you're saying after the this is dude i'm getting old because i swear to god yeah i thought i heard you say

he goes up after the headliner a little bit what but some of the but but comedy rules no no no but the first three minutes though is like high praise to me which is nice what are you talking about the high praise was what you just did he says how nice that i am and i've stayed nice through the years oh jesus blah and then and then uh seven to ten more minutes of state of comedy he does a set after you yeah it does it's called hijacking a show well we're sort of can't i tell you also it's hijacking the show can i give him a little can get him a little no you can't a slight defense no no no i said no No, you asked, you asked, no.

I said no. Hit the, wamp, wham. No, watch this. Jay, no, you can't. So, I said, no. Jay, fuck. You, no. There's no defense.

Comedy. Wait. They do. Do you remember? one, tell me one fun, cool fact about the stress factory. One thing they do properly there is that they have no

checks. Hang out, let me go through it. They don't drop checks at all on your set. Okay. At all. So I think he goes up there and kind of like just chats to people while they're paying their bills. So I can't take that away. However, it is weird if you're going to host and do that host, but he doesn't host the first show,

then the second show, he's like, I'm going to host and then he goes, leaves, and doesn't say if he's necessarily going to come back to bring anybody else up so then everyone at the end of their says to go hey I'm Dylan hey I'm Dave Temple and um is Vinnie here? No he's not okay all right so I'm

all right then I'm gonna go ahead and bring up your headline it's just like that that happens every show in some capacity he just kind of like because he'll also go out there like he should have been in the stage to bring somebody on but he'll be outside just talking to me which is fine but it's like then you just hear the thing happening on stage and you're like Vinya aren't you

hosting the show sort and he's like I am or I'm not it doesn't matter He's taxing. It's taxing. You'll never have a weekend at that club where you're like, that was fun. No, I knew that fun. You're always going to come back with a fucking thing. There's always a thing.

Well, the thing this weekend was actually, in the audience, I haven't had like an out of nowhere, like vocal, loud heckler. That was like at me in a while, at my shows at least. Yeah. I've had people with other things. But I'm saying when it's my shows, like my headline shows, Yeah. It's rare that anybody says.

A lot of people yell out shit, but they're yelling out. They love you. They think they're helping or they're being positive or shit they want to talk about. Dude, I used to have people yell out back in the day, which, fuck, it was funny but annoyed me. It actually made other people mad. They would yell out, Bobby, we love you. And I'd be like, I love you too. Not you.

From the Jerry Seinfeldon. And people would be like, why would you fucking do that? It's funny. Relax. You got to relax. But it did hurt. You hear it does hurt It's like I love you I love you too man

Not you Thanks So there was a lady there was by herself Yeah And Louie you were there for the show You said right Absolutely She seemed to be by herself

By all accounts She was with nobody I could see her very Faintly Because she was pretty far away From the stage But it looked like she had A well put together

Older lady with big fat cans Is that a good decision? investment Lou? Huge. Big fat titties. Beautiful titties. Beautiful face? No. Older lady. I think it was middle age, yeah. Forties, 50s? Might have been 40s. Okay. Yeah. But, uh, so I think I was doing a bit something we're saying that I was Jewish. And she goes, uh, free Palestine. Uh. Like, I was like, hang on what? I heard it and like the crowd was kind of like, but I was like, wait, what did you say miss? She was like, free Palestine. I'm like, okay. She was like, you're Jewish.

I'm like, right? She's like, free power. And I'm just trying to explain to her. I'm like, right, what's like, so I'm with you. Let's say I'm with that. Like, what's your thing? What are you doing? What are you doing to make sure this word gets out?

It can't just be coming to my show and like yelling out free Palestine. It's not really getting anything accomplished. And she just like didn't, she really didn't have much else to say. I just kept saying like, free Palestine are killing people. You're like, uh. What if that actually ended the war? what if that blew up so big on that one fateful night Trump was like you know

Jay's a good comic and if he agrees I agree we gotta end this war that was a good Trump That's a fucking fantastic Trump It was It was so out of nowhere But like I don't remember much of what I said

Do you remember anything I said Ludo It was just funny because I go Let me show you how little I give a shit miss If you want to suck my dick tonight Free Palestine And I was like But if, you know, if you're just going to be, to sit here and be kind of shitty all night,

that I mean, fuck, palestine. Go Israel. That's how little I give his shit. I was like, so you're just barking up the wrong thing. Then everyone around her started going, like, she's not with us. People were really trying to distance themselves from her and shit. Was she alone or with somebody?

I guess. She was completely alone. Were you there? Mm-hmm. What did you do? I had to leave then, and it like started right as I was on the way. It was right as I was on the way out, and I watched for a bit.

Wow. She asked you where your Yamika was. Where is that, by the way? I said, I told her, I go, I actually do have one. I go, it's got a picture of Ari Shafir on it. It's at my house. It's true. Are you going to get a rock light yamika?

I should, dude. I'm going to put a fucking, I'm going to get a white yamika with a purple halo around it of lights. You guys are all laughing at these lights. What a fucking, what an asshole thing to say, though. Because yamika sounds racist. Where's your yamaca? Yeah, I know. Between that and the Jake Shields, like, people are so angry at Jews, and I'm, like, not a religious or giving a shit Jew.

Oh, what's the Jake Shield thing again? He came on Skaggs. He's just a deplorable dude. Is he really? Oh, yeah. He was awful. The fighter. Right, but it's not his, it's not his opinions on Jews.

I couldn't give a shit about that at all. It's just like, he's just a guy who's like, that's his thing. He's just, like, being racist. He's not a comedy guy. He's just, like, says a bunch of bat-shit things and, like, just lays it out there. It wasn't fun to like, and Legion of Skanks is a show, like, come on and do our thing with us. I thought he was like, pretty quickly I was like, I don't want to do our thing with this guy. This guy sucks.

Was it, is he with the Diaz crew? You're training with that back then, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nate Diaz almost came into it. That probably would have been worse. Who had a problem with Nate Diaz? Oh. Oh my God.

I don't want a physical problem with any of these people. Where's my camera, Paco? I don't want a physical problem with any of these people. I'm keeping it on wax, dude. Somebody just told me God, I can't remember Somebody just met Nate Diaz At the club

He got slapped upside the head For like something No Nice shirt What are you gay He had God, why am I forgetting it I only talked to a couple people

This is stupid that I can't remember it It was a comic But he was there And another comic was there And they were He had a other comic had a drink And he saw Nate And he was like

Yo and he went to dab him up, and he hit the whiskey drink in all over Nate's brand new Gucci shoes. And he... Probably didn't love that. He said his heart stopped. He's also just the guy that will fight, like, crazy. He'll take your trache here out. He'll do a fucking roadhouse.

No, I'm saying he'll also do it. Like, he'll do it. Like, he doesn't have, like, that line of, like, these people aren't professional fighters, and I shouldn't fight them probably. You know, I mean, he's, like, looking for a problem with that. It's funny because Nick, his brother, was the guy. He was, like, my favorite fighter of all time. And Nate was on...

Both exciting fighters. Nate was on the Ultimate Fighter show coming up, and you were like, oh, he was just a little brother. Yeah. But then, out of nowhere, Nate became the motherfucker. Oh, they're fucking so fun to watch in the UFC. They're great fighters. Jake Seals was a fun fighter in the UFC.

He was going to do with that. He was a strike force. For a while. Yeah, for a while. He was pretty big. He fought, he was the one who got in the big fight. Maham Miller. Yeah, yeah, that started that fucking rally.

So is this, is he like... I'm team mayhem now, though. Really? Yeah. Domestic violence over racism. Is he really? Yeah, dude, they're all, these fighters are, they've been, I think we're seeing the really first, that first era of UFC guys aren't really UF, are really social media

savvy, heavy guys. We don't see what's going on in their lives too much. Do you know what I mean? Like the decline of whatever their behaviors, because they're not posting shit constantly and stuff like that. The next generation of these guys are doing that. So I think, and so we're seeing like these guys, like the next generation of guys who are like retired now, I mean,

are guys who were involved in social media and stuff. So they're like out there and you're getting to see like their brain damage really laid out there on social media. Exactly. I'm saying they're all like this. He's actually saying, he's not supposed to get fucked up like that so much. He's saying that his family is taking away his house.

He's saying they're not real, which is classic like schizophrenic thing. My family's not real. It's not my family. They've been replaced with people, shit like that. I'm going to start doing that with Don and Max. You've been replaced. By the way, and then actual we replaced them.

They made him go live in the little house. It's like a little house. I'd be like, that'd be great. If I have to go live in the small house. But he was trying to stay in Jake Shills also was trying to stay out of the argument about, not the argument, but the debate about Raja Jackson's son. Oh, was he mad about that? No, he wasn't mad about it.

He was like, I can't. say much about it because like Rampage is my friend that I was there when he got the news which is a weird thing keeps saying over and over and goes I was there like Rampage is so upset about it he goes really? Seems like five seconds before he did it he called him a pussy if he didn't do it like What's the story? Didn't wait wait no

Rampage's son We talked about this didn't we? I think we did Oh his Rampage's son was at a you know amateur wrestling thing real amateur and the wrestlers thought he was going to be involved in it Not amateur no no no because that's not true

it's a professional wrestling thing. It was just like a low... Amateur. Is it amateur? That's what they call it, yeah. Is it? Yeah, amateur wrestling. Yeah.

I thought like local stuff, but maybe sure. No, I think it's, I mean, I don't know, but it's amateur local, whatever you want to call it, but it was, you know, not professional. I mean, all the wrestlers are hanging in the loading dock of the place. You know what I mean? Drinking out of a cooler. Yeah, yeah, it's a low-level thing.

But these guys, you know, they still work it. They still play it like regular wrestling, and he came up and kind of got in his face and the wrestler this white dude, I forget his name, he took a can and smashed it on the side of his head. Well, the wrestler was all the aggressor in that play. But it was, but he thought they were doing wrestling.

He actually said when he hit him and the son got in his face like, I'm going to beat the shit out of you and they're holding him back. He was like, yo, you're not going to sell it? Which means in wrestling terms, you're not going to, I thought we were playing. I thought we were in the thing.

It's a work. And he wasn't in the work. He was real. So he was like, you're not selling it. And then when he found that he wasn't going to sell it and he fucked up. and he made a mistake he apologized immediately they actually shook hands no no you're skipping a lot of stuff it's pretty important in it i think because i agree with jake shields yeah no no no it doesn't

do with jill's i don't know but by the way for the record jake shields didn't say i'm kidding i was kidding no no i know but i'm saying like he at no point i don't want to make it sound like he was like this is great what happened at all he didn't he didn't do that no i know i know i was just again i was kidding yeah yeah hang on jay one more time fucking joking no you back up we'll back up stuff to somebody said we'll talk about that but this is not that's not something that was said at all no the wrestler the wrestler the wrestler guy the wrestler guy he didn't know the other guy wasn't a he was he wasn't a wrestler he didn't know his son wasn't a wrestler that the other that Rampage's son wasn't a wrestler so he came up but I mean

the fact that before he does anything he comes up and he goes you don't need to worry about them you need to worry about psycho stew and then like the guy was like kind of like he's like you don't know you don't know who I am he was like he was like no and then he hit him with like a prop can thing like an open can already and like even with like you know he did like he touched him on the head first and like did that thing with the can all right at rampage jackson's son didn't do anything about it other than kind of sit there he took it and kind of like he was mad he was mad but he didn't do anything he wasn't he didn't have to be held back at all he was just in there they were in each other's face but

they're trying to explain him that he didn't know that it wasn't a work and blah blah the guy tries to shake his hand twice rajah jackson goes nah fuck that then they're hanging around a little bit more with everybody and the guy's like dude i'd really He's like, when I come out, I see the cameras. I thought we're doing a thing and whatever. And they do shake hands eventually. Yeah. And they're like, hey, we'll do a thing in the ring.

Well, you'll get your revenge in the ring. And then after Rampage Jackson saw the footage of that, they're all just streaming all day, the two of them. They're on a stream the site. The wrestler streaming? The wrestler and, no, no. No. Rampage Jackson and his son are both streamers. So as he's streaming, the fans are like,

fucking don't take that shit. Fuck that guy up. And his father is going, and his father, Rampage, goes, you're hanging out a bunch of dudes in booty shorts. You want to that boy put you, your head like that? You pussy ass, man. And he calls his son a pussy constantly. You can see the son's freaking out about it after this all happens.

And his son loves, my dad ain't going to call me no bitch. His son loves his dad. I mean, if you, I follow. He wants his son's respect so much. I follow both of them. And, you know, he's, no, before. I follow Rampage. And him and his son was always in his videos.

And he would try to, you know, fuck with his son. son like alpha shit and his son you know it's Rampage Jackson but his son's a big kid too so while he was doing this he's just fueling this fire and this kid's like you watch what I'm gonna do watch what I'm gonna fucking do he's he's saying on the street he's they're gonna have to pull me off this guy he's on his stream and there's somebody else filming him as he's on his stream so this is all being documented this guy goes in this is it right here he's he's yeah he goes in so Jake Shills kept saying he was there when Rampage got the news I'm like you should tell him how does it feel to be such a terrible father did like your son you called I said you called

your son a fucking a queer enough until he decided he had to murder a guy in a ring fucking make you proud in some way it's like crazy nuts yeah you can't you can't mix those worlds did the fighter world their brain is doesn't wrestling is so so different it's hard to mix those worlds yeah I think even like pretending and thought the other guy was pretending it sounds Now, this is, that keeps, I feel like that keeps getting thrown around too much, like, you don't bring an MMA guy in the professional, everybody knows what wrestling is. Everybody knows. Yeah, but no, those, I'm saying the wrestler didn't realize. The MMA guys that go into wrestling have always been hard to work with. They take it.

Brock has done things when he first came in, took it too, he actually punched somebody in the fucking head. Like they, they don't, when there's a button that clicks in them. And when it, if you do something in wrestling, wrestlers know, all right, hey, do. you relax take it easy that bump they have these little things that they talk to each other but wrestlers i mean ufc guys have a thing that clicks so if you hit him too hard motherfucker they just go back and they hit people back i disagree i think they're like are the most composed in fights in situate you know what i mean fighters yeah i think they have to be the most composed in situations like that because i think some of them are but there's different fighters i've seen

this guys like matt sarah who's a the number one jiu jihadism guy in the world who knows he can just murder somebody with Jiu-Jitsu. What's the other one? Bisbing. Bisbing's get challenged constantly. He's like, he's like, okay, buddy, fine. Whatever, you'll kick my ass. I get it.

Because what are you going to do? Just fucking go there and constantly fuck people up. But then there's people like Tank Abbott, Brock Lesner. These guys are fucking these guys are fucking nuts when it comes to fighting. It's like their brain just clicks. There's different types of fights. Not all fighters

are the same, dude. Some fighters are fucking crazy. They just want to fucking kill somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? That's the way they're... That's the mother guy war machine?

He wanted to kill his fucking hot-ass wife. The guy had a fucking grenade tattoo on his neck. It's fucking... He's like, yeah, he goes, he was pretty good in the ring. But he really went hard at that wife. She was hot, too. She was. Before he changed that for her.

Now, she's still hot. Yeah, she's still hot. But now she just got stories. Now we could all get her. Now she's just voting for Trump. Yeah. He goes, you know what? I am fat, but I'll never buy.

bite your nose off, baby. Yeah, but they, they, he picked him up. And this is the sad part because he picked him up and a wrestling move over his head to slam him down. The guy, the guy, and you see what the guy, the wrestler guy at the time, not smiling, but he's kind of like, oh, he's like, we're doing a wrestling move. And then he's just immediately unconscious. The irony that's kind of awesome in the story, I don't know how else to call it.

If you watch him when he goes up and he picks him up for the wrestling move, he goes up even, like he sells it too. like he's like this is great and he slams him like it's one of his father's moves well i was gonna say the reason he sells it uh so goes because there's no way he thought and the i think the fact that he sold it i'm sorry and kind of put himself up like that is why he gets he's unconscious on the slam yeah and the said what's the kind of fucked up awesome part of that is his father is famous for almost notoriously for a fight in pride he did where a guy had him like wrapped his legs wrapped around his head like a triangle right yeah jacob i'm looking

Looking directly, you have to look at me, what I'm telling you. Jacob, Jacob, right here. He had the guy and Rampage Jackson picked the guy up off the ground who had him around the legs and slammed on the ground. The guy was unconscious immediately. And he does the exact same thing as something here. It's pretty why some people thought it was a work.

Because, like, he just did his dad's move. But you can see how he just, he went out immediately. And then he punched him over 20 times or something like that in the face. So what's the follow up? What happened? The guy's face is, was the strong.

Guys out of the hospital. He was choking on his own teeth and blood. Both his orbital bones were destroyed, broken. And this is the thing. It's for nothing. You know what I mean? For nothing. And I feel... It's because his kids...

His dad's turned him into a fucking psycho. And his kid's out there in the world and his dad's like, you're a pussy. He called him... Before the hit happened, he called him to call him he was a pussy for hanging out with dudes and booty shorts. He's like, Dad, I'm in a wrestling thing. He goes, oh, wrestling? Thought you had to hug him and kissing him on him, boy.

It's just what he does to his son all day, it seems like. At least that's what they're streaming they're doing. It'd be so funny if this was a work, if this is all bullshit. And this is just to make- Psycho-Steu has an iron face. Yeah, and this is all just to pop up a match between them two. And this league, this shit league, becomes as big as UFC for this. Hey, Psycho-Stu, is it a work?

Freemitated, who's going to win? But it's not fake. I can't imagine. It's a free-determined outcome. But the bumps are real. Did they have a second? If you smell what psychos do

just left it his bedpan. Oh, there is. Oh, wow, his face is fucking twisted. By the way, it couldn't it be funnier of a fucked up story. Like, so you go, man, Raja Jackson went nuts and beat the shed this goofy wrestler

who clunked him in the head with a beer can and then they go heavily decorated army war vet who came home from the war and was going through so much PTSD and couldn't sleep and going through all this shit that he found wrestling

and he started putting his energy in that and it was like wrestling really saved my life it really gave me something to focus on and just have fun and camaraderie Oh my God that's all the videos of him were just going like God this is fun and so neat I get to do it

with my friends. They show Raja Jackson beat me shit. I feel, I'm telling you the weird thing. I mean, the kid should be in jail, but I also feel bad for Raja Jaxx. I do. I feel bad for that kid, dude. I do, too, man.

I think his dad's a fucking lousy dude. Lousy dad, at least. What sucks about that is that he was about to have a career and to be going to the fighting UFC or whatever he's going to go into and be, have that lineage, have that in you. Would have been awesome to see. Because I don't know.

Who have we seen that from? I don't know. Someone's son coming up? Nobody yet really, right? Isn't that a son who's really been something else? Who? They've been in boxing, but not necessarily. Yeah.

That would have been great just to see son. And he looks like he would have kicked ass in fighting. He has a serious head injury. Oh, man, that sucks. Let's see. In front of being released, suffered a serious head injury as well as trauma to both jaws among under injuries. The road of recovery will be long.

And he's not arrested at all, right, Rajah Jackson. No. It's crazy because whether or not his dad's a piece of shit, Like, that guy's like a dangerous person to be out in the world. Oh, yeah. He's a fucking short fuse for sure. I don't know. They might not be...

I got beat up like that once. I got... I woke up four hours later in the hospital. Jesus, by who? And I woke up in my face. I was unrecognized. Who was she? It was a girl name.

Do you remember earlier I did the thing where I got it? I did it with Max. Yeah, but now you did it with me. And then now, because you're getting beat up. It's a guy. Send that you new. joke alarm Did you say joke alarm?

It's a joke alarm Just letting you all know when it's coming through Joke alarm Yeah dude I was dating this Spanish girl I met who I met her She was the fucking hottest thing In the world man

Just a Puerto Rican girl Caliente Smoking and I loved her We went out on a date She lived with her her grandmother, which was kind of hot. Yeah. She lived in. She needs her parents to treat her. Go to her parents for all fucked up. It means easy

lay. So, uh, I winked my don't worry, I did it myself. We, uh, we went to, I took her on a date. We went down to the, she lived in Quincy, which is by the water, home of Dunkin' Donuts, by the way. That's where it started. Really? Yeah. Is that a Boston company?

Dunkin' Donuts? Quincy, Massachusetts, 100%. Went down, took her to the water. We sat on my roof and just made out for like two hours. No titty, no nothing, just kissed. I remember looking up and just seeing the clouds going over this beautiful moon. It was like the greatest night ever. God.

You never felt like that ever again. Not with dawn. You guys can't get in the roof of the tiny house. It's going to bend sideways. You want to sit on the roof of the car? Why? Yeah. For what?

It's a Lexus. Anyways, I took her back to. or her grandmothers, we pull up in front of the house, and all of a sudden, headlights behind me, high beams. I was like, what the fuck? Because we're on a row where you shouldn't have been. She goes, ah, shit, Louis. Oh, fuck.

And I go, who the fuck's Louis? She goes, my boyfriend. I go, boyfriend. She goes, I broke up with him a couple weeks ago, but he's still up my ass. I go, I'll talk to him. I told him, I'm going to go blow this guy on a roof, but you never made a move, so you're going to catch this beating for almost nothing. Joke-a-l-l-l-h-l-h-h-h-h-h-hit that one more again, J-A-Long! Jay's heating up in the last minute

to the show, J-a-l-l-l-long! So, I go, I'll talk to him, which is the stupidest thing ever. You never get out of the car. I'll sort this out. I'll sort it out of right. I love to just summed it up. I never looked at it that way that I didn't even get fucking head. She didn't touch my dick. Oh, God.

I did tell him that I was going to. gonna go suck and fuck you all over the roof but like you just wanted the kiss it seemed like you just kept looking at the moon commenting on the the air but just you know just you know the fury he has inside of him is that we did fuck on that roof and he won't

hear anything else it's so true man this guy I didn't even I've never seen him never seen him I got out of the car and I guess when I turned well pip squeak he was right there no I guess he's pretty big friends of mine knew him

he was in the program too like a a he he knocked me out on the first shot one punch me but then was kicking me in the face face with work boots and she had to kind of drag him off of me but she couldn't he kicked me into another person really yeah dude i had a hunday uh five speed hatchback and she had to drive my drive me oh they're going to say i woke up with a 178 Chevy Nova I woke up, my car was different, everything was different, my clothes fit differently. She had to drive to the hospital.

She just got my car, fucked up all my gears because she didn't drive standard. So she just ground all my gears. I woke up four and a half hours later in the hospital. You would have woke up two and a half hours later, but she went and fucked him on that roof first while you were in the trunk sleeping. All right.

Yeah, yeah, fia, fia, choke along. I know, we have to go. Go birds. Go what? Go birds. Bobby means it too. No, I don't.