The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hoagie Cannon (feat. H Foley & Kevin Ryan)

Episode Date: January 12, 2023

Kevin and Foley from Are You Garbage invent a hoagie cannon and review the worst sports song ever made.

I'm Big J. Ocarson and I'm Dan Soder. You can listen to full two hour long episodes of the Bonfire? Two hours! That's a real commitment to us. Well, it's on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy just go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now, the bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. Stop your feet.

You know, all of this talk about the Eagles going around where they are in fact number one day in my apologies. Cruising through the playoffs. They're having the playoffs, I mean, certainly. I know, but they've already cruised through the first round. They already got a win. You got a buy. With no injuries. They got a win.

With, uh, no, nothing happened. We do have a buy, but let's not forget, the Sixers are surging right now. Lookin'. Looking good. Uh, stomping teams are supposed to stomp by, um, like 30 some points. They just beat the pistons twice. And James Harden in one triple double in both games the first game it was like the third fastest triple

double in NF NBA. Is there a chance? I think I think in the first minute of the second quarter he got an assist that made it a triple double. Is there a chance that we see a 49ers Eagles NFC championship game and a nuggets sixers finals. I don't know what's the nuggets deal. Are they good? I know you guys got a big I We said this a thousand times because you're a nuggets fan, but it really I feel bad for you. Even though he's great. No, I'll tell you I feel bad that you have to root hard and be excited about a big goofy white guy with a chain tent. Let's introduce. I just feel that about Christophe Porcengus. Now he grew a beard, grew his hair out. Cool.

We're just looking. Now he looks awesome on the wizards. I like the okay for Sean Bradley for a while. Yeah. I don't know. I remember selecting him on NBA live. What? Like Sean Bradley. You know, I know, I know seven foot six. By the way, the voices you hear are indeed welcome back to the show, H Foley, Kevin Ryan from R U garbage February 3rd, Grammarcy Theater, New York City, go get your tickets right now. Thanks, thanks. Great to be here. Philly thick today. Is this yet another run of the Grammar Sea?

This is, we added a third show. This is the third show. See the two sold out. Other two, first one did like 90 minutes, which was crazy. That's awesome, man. That's so great. Thank you very much. Congratulations guys. Here come, turn it up, Lou. Yeah, nuggets are number one seed in the way.

E-G-G. E-G-G. You're gonna get past John Morant, dude. You're gonna get past John Morant, dude. He's good, but I will say, Yoke yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, that guy's oh, he's pasty freckley body like nothing look cool. I hope there's a day where Carson Wentz comes back and bites Eagles fans in the ass. It's impossible that team made a backup for a team that beats you guys And he's like I've extracted my revenge if if Carson Wentz gets hurt by the Eagles one more time That'll be three devastating things. Yeah, he, or he set free. I don't know what else could happen. He lost his starting job. Mm hmm. Twice on different teams on the same field, uh, in Philadelphia, on different teams. He lost his starting job, obviously,

uh, to Hertz and then lost it on the what you want to commanders and at that game when hainiki was the first lost the eagles had this year at the end of that game the show carson once by the way was not involved in the game wasn't wearing the headset or calling the plays or anything he was just sitting there and they go all i think we can officially say this is tie a tailor hainiki's team now you just see carson once in the mcdame dude stay at a filly

Yeah, it's been never goes good for you Okay, and then you have to walk by again as a loser the statue of Nick foals Dan and Doug Peterson again again. Yeah, it's a haunted monkey posthit You're not a Mickey you were talking about Nicole Eokitch. I'm very comfortable with him because we had Carmelo Anthony Who was cool. Mm-hmm. He's fucking, you know, a bra little flavor It was the cool ass for a minute. He was the cool. Yes We got like the deal this entry because the pistons picked fucking what's his name? They picked a big euro and we got Carmelo at three for the nuggets in the draft

I thought he was shaved. I thought he was Jay Z from most of my 30s. You watch when Carmelo was your guy though I loved him. I bet you watched but I forget even loving him just when he most of my thirties you watch when Carmelo was your guy though. I love them I bet you watched but I forget I even loving him just when he was your guy. I bet you watched Eight times the amount of basketball you watch now. No, I watch more now really. Yeah When we got iverson I watched for a while and liked it Yeah, you know for up on the pit on the nuggets. I'm a casual nuggets fan Hmm. I'm big into the 49ers casual nuggets fan and now into the dolphins go fans fins up Damn, what's he has on you?

We're dealing. Yeah, this is I'm just proud man. It's proud of you He just brings a different energy dude. I saw a great video this. I was gonna send it to you It was this morning. It was him at like practice like dancing to like rapper I showed that one where he was it was like he coaches a team like his dad like his dad's out of town and a lot of people have time in that where it says he he looks like he runs his dad's business he's having a good time dude he's everybody like everybody like some he's fun it's just like he was my it's if it was like a guy I went to high school with and maybe had like biology with I'd be like hey good for him

And if I want yeah, like I I slept at his house every weekend of eighth grade Now he got pussy so much it doesn't matter still your young boys experimenting Yeah, I go you pull mine and I pull yours You don't want him that you don't want to tell you stay close with him and root for his team So he doesn't tell people that you guys compare dicks a bunch of times Practice kissed on each other. I don't know what that went down at your sleepovers My friends weren't a bunch of queefe fucking football coaches. I don't think that's how that works It is how works my guys are dudes. They deliver fucking Pepsi and tasty cakes and shit

They were just a couple of guys fucking checking out each other's dicks. You push that on me and I'm not. Seeing how they felt different in each other's hands. Yeah, we played some rounds at Ooki Cookie. Was that it? It's not real. People never did that, right? Lewis Jacobs says it was real. Ooki Cookie asked to be, it's happened. It's even if it was started as Miff.

Some of the t of your golf people do you buy it do you think you buy it like a caviar cracker yes yeah I do I don't think you know pop you know pop turn that side down to get the seamen flavor and make sure it's all 9000 taste buds dip sticking in your fun definite yeah you guys got anymore come back there you're talking about a local game for sure it's like a it, it's like an hors d'oeuvre cracker for sure.

If it says, if it's someone announcing that they're so, they're so-and-so name and this is Come Cookie, followed by Jackass guitar riff, then it's the whole in the mouth. Yeah. If they're doing it for show, they're gonna put the whole thing in their mouth because probably honestly, better to get it.

That's the best way you gotta do it, man. I was beginning to say it, but I'm like, what could you, you pulverize the cookie quick and then it's mostly cookie in your mouth, but that, the dare I say, Lou, the glob of that, the glob of that casserole is gonna become. Hey, one shot, this is Steve O, and this is, he knew how to.

I'm not gonna have to get Steve. Take a name to get Steve, he knew, he knew, he knew. It's a good steve. Take a name together. You mean the cookie cookie. They've had to have done that. Jack, I was, I was taking an outside bet. How much it would suck if you filmed that and then someone did it and you go, that's too much for it. It didn't make the cut.

Yeah, it goes cutting in the floor. It was dude. No. What are you just wolf and salaried, night? I watched, I got, went down a rabbit hole of Steve O talking to Bam, Marjaro, like this week. I just saw, I saw some of that. I was a top watch.

I just saw a rough watch. Oh, here's a tough watch. Steve O wants Bam to be good, so bad. And he's not good. Then he's telling him that he is, like he's great and happy to see him and where he's at in a good place and he's not in a good place. He's admittedly again completely stopped taking his meds.

He's not really seeing his kid because of the ex. You know what I mean? Like he was talking about go so everything's good and on the up and up. I'm not allowed to see my kid and then I sent presents like he's just really a guy talking in a room. Yeah. He forgets microphones are on. Well, even the first line of it I put it on him. I want to see this and he was like, he's like, oh, so what's new? He's just really a guy talking in a room. He forgets microphones, or on. Man.

Well, even the first line of it, I put it on him. I want to see this, and he was like, he's like, oh, so what's new? He's like, oh, I thought he was going to be good, bam. Like, the olden day. I mean, that's what I want to see. And he's like, well, I flatline three times on the way over here.

I'm like, all right, you're not doing well, man. You're not doing good. Yeah, it's like, he's really describing a still a terrible life. But he's like, but I'm not on meds, and they've let me out of the rehab. But like, he was like, that's like he's really describing a still a terrible life, but he's like put on not on meds And they've let me out of the rehab But like that's cool. He was that guy. Oh, no he was under a conservatorship and it's funny Steve Oh, like they defended the conservatorship. Well, here's I used to be like the conservative shape You're always like that's cool. You're gonna treat these chill like Britney Spears or whatever. She needs it

And then you see it you go. Oh, I didn't realize that's cool. You're gonna treat these chill like Britney Spears or what? Yeah, she needs it. And then you see it. Oh, I didn't realize that's actually pro-considering. She needs to go back. Yeah, I can just need a governor every day. Whoever the guy it is, she's with has to give insert like the lesser of two evils. Like just show your nipples and the top of your pussy and don't do the double dildo one. So I think she's ready to just party on the internet. And someone's governing her at least going like look, I don't know your money back, you got control your money like don't do hardcore pornography.

Christine, bring up the Britney Spears Instagram because there's always this dead eye look to her where you're kind of like, yeah, she might have tattooed on makeup like an old Hispanic lady. I love it. I'm more attracted to her now than yeah, I know why because we're too fat guys. And now she's getting more attainable. Nice. Steve, you guys like you guys love with the crazy. Yeah, you guys love you.

You could possibly you could fuck a girl who looks exactly like Britney Spears with her temperament. Like a ball or a turlis or something. Yeah. Yeah. Catch a hot show at side splitters. Let's go. Absolutely.

You guys you have her body goes. It looks like it was great a couple years ago and still holding up. Oh yeah, she could work for kids in the oven. Is that her house? No, that can't be. That's the cabinet. That tile and the cabinet.

Yeah, that can't be the cabinets. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she really is like, she goes, today I'm addressing a ghost. Yeah, it's tough, man. Yeah, these are the videos I like. You think some of the footwork would hold up, but it doesn't. She's out there just guessing with the feet. I say, I'll tell you what,

straight, if this was with a line of other people doing it, she's probably killing it, but she just looks like a fucking psycho doing it alone. Yeah, it's bad. By the way, we're also watching in the words, like you said, dancing with no music playing, no music playing. So dude, you could put it it doesn't matter what song you put under that. Yeah, I bet you could put a fun one. I bet you could find a fun one like flight of the bumblebeers.

And it looks like you're like, Oh, is this interpretive dance? It syncs up somehow. I hope future NFL players when they get bad CTE start doing this. Record themself shirtless throwing in the backyard, but there's not a football Baby play behind the song diarrhea Line your something something and you feel something brand diarrhea. I like her. I think she looks great This is like when I used to get high in middle school and watch cartoons with rap music and sometimes they would laugh I'm a little bit like that No, we put on like Wu Tang we put on like 36 chambers and then put on cartoon network. Yeah, and you're like, oh my god

That guy down that old it's the middle dude That's pretty good Dude, I mean this song makes anything I know I look good doing this song. Oh, man. You could probably molest me to this song Did I'll tell my parents take a vacation to sleep over your house to this song mr. Jackson But I agree with foley though like what I thought when the most disappointing pussy picture in history is her getting out of that car I probably never was also probably the most height one well it was very height I was in my Pre-addels when she was

Pamela Anderson video bothered me because I was I don't know what I was expecting But it wasn't to be such a cookie cutter porn pussy Pamela Anderson and when you saw I saw the other side of that with Britney Spears, her getting out of that card, it's all mushed up. I don't remember it. It was that angle. It looks like, yeah, and there's a flash.

So she's very pale and you see like blue veins in her pussy. If you've ever been sitting on a couch and thought, someone took a picture of my penis right now. Oh my God, they would be more my god. I'd have to move. I have to change school. If you pants me right now, I'm gonna be out. But I'm saying, like, if someone had a camera, you know when you're sitting on a couch and you can just feel your dick going in and the rest thing on your ball, you're like, you got to picture of this and put it all over you. Even if I had my pants on that, I'll change just because Yeah, we were all changed just because I could feel it around.

I'm bad, that's right. We were talking about the other day when you, like, so you get older, you pee a little bit after you pee, and sometimes you can see the pee stain. Yeah. And that really shows you where the end of your dick is. Yeah, that's the motor mark right there. Oh, my mind would be like all the way up by the waistband.

Yeah, it's center. It's just slapping my knee. Mine's dead center above the balls. Yeah. This looks like a, Britney's looks like the back of a mad magazine face. Like you folded it and then you get the whole picture. It's mad at all. Am I crazy?

Yeah, that's not good. Here's the thing. It's not. It looks like it has a thumb. I'm sure. I'm sure it's fine. She's hot. I get it all that stuff. It's just it's such a bad angle

And I was so excited to see her pussy. It's the worst framing of it possible It also looks like that's a very bad version of her right? That's like past her p-cottonus too. Yeah, she's a little she's a little Raggedy at that point. Yeah, she was probably a washed up 2324 here She's sitting like that. Like, bro, we're pants. She's getting. Who are you pop up? Do you see this out of where her trousers are? Yeah, like, that's how short the skirt was. Well, she's getting out of like bucket seats. Yeah, I get out of like a Porsche or something. She says, this is what I do. I wear a designer top,

nothing on the bottom. I call it Winnie Pooh. There you go. Call me Winnie the Pooh. Do you ever see the girls, those videos of girls who air brush on jeans and then serve food in a restaurant? Mm-hmm. And you just cut there. I see now. And like no one overpaced tension to their pussy. He's just next door.

Yeah, I'm sorry. That woman's waist felt hot. He feels his feet coming off. He feels his feet coming off. Oh my god, she had a fajita pussy. Who ordered the fajita's you're looking? Yeah. I thought this was an Italian restaurant. He feels his feet coming up. Oh my god. Shit for he to pussy Do you guys ever do are you garbage? Test on spec of like someone like a Britney Spears like all of like a famous person type. Yeah, can we give you a case file?

We Give you a case file. You should go through it. I got the best in the world. Profiles. That'd be pretty good though. I never even thought of that. Detective Floyd, by the time you've got people from history or throughout history or somewhere. Because that's never even crossed our mind. Wasn't Napoleon garbage? I'd like to find out.

Probably. It's definitely smelly. They were all taken back. You got a grade on a curve. They were. No, that's not it. That was insane. What's he garbage for the time?

And the answer might still be probably? I don't know. I don't even know anything about the man. Well looks like you're gonna learn a bunch Cute it just becomes one of the top history podcasts They start really getting into it. I'll tell you what after the pivot things really We stopped doing see that just give Ted tall. Yeah,, you know they're doing a course at Harvard in the fall? Abraham Lincoln was butter on the counter. I'm taking AYG theory over in Northwestern. Yeah, they got honorary doctorates in socioeconomics.

I hear Fully's actually teaching this one. Yeah. I'm sitting in the back of your lecture hall and then everyone leaves and it's his me going. Fully's just doing the bang students like like James Franco. Oh my god. You're a really good actor. You should come over and let's do a scene at my place. That's what I think inside of you.

That's where I get Foley. I get Kevin in the lecture hall, but I get Foley at his office where I have a young co-ed go. He's a professor Foley and he's like, the office that was aren't right now. It's like, it's not for her, it's for me. So do it. What are you doing. I'm coming for what's my, Jay and I put you on the right path. We were immediately, you want your fields metal back?

It's not about the goddamn fields metal, Foley. I can blow this whole thing up. This zip drive is that episode. Did you speak in a garbage? We got to watch the Dallas Cowboys video. But that a doubt. But I just, this isn't really a long story,

or it's just Ron Jeremy has severe dementia and he's gonna be declared incompetent to stay in trial and rape charges. Damn. So he's gonna stay in a mental institution in the rest of his life and never gives him a guilty. He's gonna be a sexy mental institution. Hold the Uncle June, huh?

I'll tell you what, dementia is a great defense for him. Because if he just wants to go live, they probably, I bet it is someone telling him this thing But it wouldn't not make sense for the way I've seen him react with people and like I've seen this guy Sleeping standing up almost and then reach up to say hi to a stranger and just grab their tit Like is that what you wanted? Okay, back tonight and just check back out. You've seen him in person really? You're on video in person really That's either rainbow Christine you were there, right? Yeah, she grabbed my boot

Well, I'm not in when you did comedy underground Huh you did David tells come around. Yeah, yeah, he also did David tells underground and Dave's old porn. Yeah Yeah, well he's an arctic. And then one time he was in the cell, I was loved that story. He was in the cell or one time. He got a slid in to watch David tell and then he fell asleep, like in the back corner, but he was sort of on their alike, but just no one was looking at him. He was in the back corner against the wall. And I said something and he got a laugh.

And I went, that joke was so funny. It murdered Ron. Everybody looked over and he was just still asleep. I was the best part of it looking over like laughing First everyone's gonna laugh at like a guy who doesn't like Ron. Yeah, wait that's fucking Ron Jeremy asleep It's so funny Kill Ron Jeremy Oh my god, yeah, this is the jam. I think I've seen this yeah, you know the already garbage guys Eagles fans J fans I'm a Niners fan and black blue cowboys fan for all in the playoffs for right now the Eagles got the week off

We're playing a sea hawks. He's a cowboys fan for lady reasons I will accept him jumping back to the Giants or jets if you would like as a Jersey person What's a lady reason you like the colors or something? No, I like him and Smith. I shot at the eSmith, ain't nothing wrong with that. You know, you interacted to him. I sexualized him. I liked his buns and his type things. I liked the way he filled that as uniform

if you know what I'm spraying. He's like, no. He wears p-drops wearing his pants. He's watching those runs. Way low. He's watching those runs. He's going, mm. Well, as a cowboy's fan, I think you have to answer for this one.

If you can't profound this rap video. We open it with a six or song that is just a banger. It is a banger. I'm gonna tell you this, I have no vested interest in the six or besides cheer them on for you. Great song. Banger. Great song.

Yeah. And there's a lot of those original sports songs most of them suck it Yeah, well I almost wanted to hate it when it first started becoming a thing because It's such a cheesedix. It's sang like in mummers parade music almost all of ours are but That said like it is weirdly catchy. Yeah, it's good catchy the counting love a good counting song This is not catchy. Is this like the pie? Have you watched this is a Padre level bad?

The Padre's one was terrible. I know we were. This guy also enjoys him. It's nice. Who is that? Oh yeah, he's wearing an emite jersey. Have you seen this? I've seen maybe the first ten or fifteen seconds.

Well, let's watch the whole thing, buddy. And then what? You come. You come, you come. Delete your screen history. Yeah, oh god Pause it pause it already. Yeah, I mean bar in offbeat. How is this guy so off beat? I also can I do what he was gonna say and I start saying it the correct time yeah, uh and it's as a fan of a team that has E 40 as a fan and we had bang bang 9 or gang this feels like a

Dollar store version of that so it feels like someone's getting jerked off like this, like someone grabs your dick and jerks it really fast and then stops for a little bit. What the fuck was that? And they come back in for two goodies and then like it's all off rhythm. You're like, no, I don't... What's this guy's name, I'm sorry?

Before you go back, do we know it? That's fresh kid ice from Two Life Crew. I have Dallas Cowboys Anthem. It's a half Asian guy, I think. Here we go. I'll go Dallas Cowboys anthem. I think it's a half Asian guy I think here we go. I'll go back to the beginning. He's a FedEx driver for sure. Yeah My good music That's a rough looking squad, too. By the way, he really that would heavy Mexican on the beginning of that group. Yeah You can't have the middle age mom either

You got to put her in the back. Oh, you know, in the beginning of that group. Yeah. You can't have the middle age mom either. You got to put her in the back. Oh, you know, she, oh, the lady 34 over her face. I'm paying for the whole thing. I think that's Brittany Spears a lot. Might say, during a sexy dance, I can't see her mushed up snatch. That lady right there,

even though she's a mom does show her titties a lot for sure. Yeah, man. It's just new. This is new. This is for the playoffs. This is new. Yes, Brand Yeah, man. It's just new. This is new. This is for the playoffs. Yeah, it's brand new. Just dropped the press. This is a mixtape.

It's not even helpful. You're supposed to be rowing in your playoffs. This is lively. Oh, this is hot shit. Yeah, yeah, this is a smash or trash brand new song. If I'm Tampa Bay, I'm playing this in the stadium. Oh, no. You're having a bad day.

Dax doing his little hip thing make some noise for the Camp boys here it is Let's all go back and let's all do it right here. It should be all right come back and let's all do it right here. All right. Come back. Cowboys! If this honestly feels like a teacher that is doing like a chemistry rap I just found out what's

Equally if not worse than getting your own name on your team jersey Which is jerk offy Which I did have before Who's made for me. It was made for. Was it a big J or Okerson? Okerson. 69 would you go with?

I mean he was big J. No, it wasn't. It was like. I was like MacNabs numbers. It was like a gift. Skill fire. Come on. Oh, by the way, that's about always.

In fact, soda just got me my first time I rocked. Christmas Eve. Jason Kelsey, Jersey. That's nice. That's nice. That's a very nice good. You want the rep of good? You're spring for the full the full got the whole thing guy game horn might as well fucking be you can run on a field With that guy was it game horn? No, no, no, no, it's just a wearable Yes, official NFL Jason Kelsey, but it's um, which by the way when I did order the reason you and they were like I gave it to him like because they were like wait what you want to Kelsey Jersey? I did all that Irving Fry every Jersey I've always had was like a skills position guy for sure

I had a like momola jersey really and then we met him like we met like two months ago Really? It was so it was the most random thing. He was so not impressed by the fact that he just watched us do comedy. It was wild. Hey, I might go more that's probably more exciting for you. It's for me to me. That was come over here. We'll take a picture. That was kind of the vibe. I'm like, do you know, I had your jerseys. He's like, cool. I'm like, all right, man. A lot of people had the jerseys. A lot of people had. Yeah, it was a popular. Popular. The signs my forehead midcom. Yeah,, yeah. We have some extra information. Anything else before I move on?

Oh, we met Freddie Mitchell with Shane too. That's awesome. Does this guy have his last name on the jersey? No, it says Smith. No, it says Smith, but there was another one that said Cowboys for Life. So also, if you get a jersey with, it's like, just get your favorite, but you can't go wrong with a legend. Sure.

Hall of Femre. And you can do a current works or a car. Yeah. Um, but I mean, it's come on. Cowboys for you. Got that at raw stress for last. Sure. For sure.

That's a custom jersey. Uh, that guy, all these people that they're showing in this video are big time fans of the Cal. Really? This is the best that are known. Yes. Uh, now I would. This is the best that are known. Yes. In Dallas, Texas. I would love to see him in the back.

And that was to the police. So I could bring in the back. Cowboys life. I'm a pile. In the cowboy's life guy, all his kids are named like cowboys Dallas, like all Dallas cowboys. In spite of the way. I'd receive her. You know Dallas got her.

His name for Dallas Cowboys on the tight end for the Eagles His dad his dad was a huge Cowboys fan growing up when he was growing up in named him That's why he named him Dallas. Yeah, that's pretty fucking why here's right I'm sure you're in the dark side. Here's what I have to say is that in the pool of like the biggest fans of The Cowboys This of the cowboys. This is the best and brightest.

He's got a stink. Is this quad? I'm gonna look, I say we have a, I say we Latin America in our fan, but I say we look up right now. I say we look up right now. Kevin Hart, but look up in Eagles.

Look up in Eagles rap. We're gonna keep watching this first, but look up in Eagles, just a guy from the fans making a rap. I bet his way better than this. This is what we got to finish. Absolutely. That's not forget we have Post Malone for the Cowboys.

Yeah. Has he done a song about them? You should have got him to do a couple of rides on this. Couple one, but this is an anthem. He should have sent him a demo. It is. This really is like your dentist. How to rap? Dennis how to wrap it. Also in the Eagles humongous fan

Fanbase is a very prolific pedophile, eDP 445 That you two got the Twitter guy you two also tries to fuck children. Yeah, he's got a couple of times. We got here We lose we got miles we got the news we got you got teller. We got Mike. I'm tracking Mike trout. Yeah, we got Nate D's little Dickey We have Jamie Foxx at out fox hole Shout out fox hole is he from Dallas or does he like stars on helmets now he was named after The silver and blue best believe you roll a deal to Biggest fan base across the nation about you knew yeah, you know we ran together

Every stadium see Cowboys fans everywhere Yeah, you know what I didn't write what I didn't write he's just like I listen running at studio time I gotta get something cut it Not if it makes sense to keep saying like you know, no, we don't know. What are you talking about? I throw this up against a man's police. Look at me. Yeah, you have a lease to a Mustang. That's all I know.

I think a man to please might be a better rapper. A man to PLZ. Who's that? What about a bad baby? Do you see or not bad Amy Bobbi BB? Amy Vibaby. Yeah, did you see the naked photo that loose it? Yeah, she's a man's.

That's naked to me. To be true. Are you brood? Yeah, I'm vanilla Dan and photo that loose that yeah, topless? That's naked to me Brood yeah, I'm gonna look at wow. She's in her bra. I'm like it's see through it to see through bra picked guys Can you guys it was everything? There's like a triple X hardcore Guys I'm a Christian here Guys that Fredrick's a Hollywood is a little too spicy here. I got family. Family dentist office. Guys, that Fredrick's a Hollywood is a little too spicy. Bum bum bum bum.

I'm going to shit on the mic and not rhyme. Look, I did it. It stinks. This I think is an equals rap. Okay. It's starting. It's called Put Your Hands Up 2009 Remix. Four seconds and then it's going to start.

Yeah, yeah. Let's get nuts. That's a big, that's one of the biggest fans. That's a big fan. Oh, I remember this, I think. Yeah. She gets my sickle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's Jeff Lake, Maurice. See, I cheer for a team with fans that just like noise. Hellgate morning, freak out at night boys. She has like marines. Where's my people? E-A-G-L-E-H-B-O! My villain got me an e-s-but-the-hands-up-your-my- Alright, well, how do they fuck you? It's three mixed am? Yeah, that really took a turn to a ston-shit. It started off a little wonky, got there, and then leavened lost it. Honestly, I was like, well, this is in the bag, because you're sampling one of the greatest things you could sample,

and then you're just... No, you're sampling one of the greatest things you could sample and then it just... No, you're getting, you're checking it out. I'm a remix and fucking Ida Tiger. I think they're not stealing a very popular song. It's awful. The sections where they're just going off on their own. Go birds. Yeah, these guys are cool. Yeah, they don't.

Go back to that fucking goofball singing this cowboy song. Oh yeah. They're both not great. This is awesome. There you go. What the hell is going on? Oh, no. I'm gonna put some of my hands on. What the hell is going on?

There's a thing that's gonna be singing this all night. You made a stupid dream you from first fan. I'll blow free smoke like I got cursed. I'm gonna be singing this all night See cut this off meanwhile you go back to his and it's like educational rap Where he's like and that's what I'll tell you is a zone. A zone is a place where you have the phone, you have the phone and the desk and that's where you're at. Some, some, get them blitz. And then these guys are six copyright infringements smooshed together.

They're flashing guns and stuff. Everybody, if I don't know if you got ego, switch your hands up. And we're gonna sue you for the rocky theme, they go, damn. Dan, you wouldn't listen to that song again so bad that you're gonna show you for the Rocky theme. They go damn Dan. You wouldn't listen to that song again So bad that you're gonna show it to other people and and frame it in like you see this stupid eagle song and the background This So did a big small style use this

There's nothing better in sports than that Bell I used this. Oh, no, I'm there. There's nothing better in sports than that bell. Yeah, agree with that. I don't care who you are This it's unbelievable. Yeah, this music every third down right? Yeah, which is funny because if there's a lot of thersowns It loses it's all right all right all right Okay, confirm or second hang on second is hang on their measuring and It's short third and one Looks like it'd be third inches. It's funny as the 49ers do a chant from like 300 in the stadium They go oh oh oh when they get it first down Yeah, because you guys know like a mask got really get behind you know, I mean we have five super balls No, I know but you guys got I don't know but your guys that got longer

Who's your mascot a spulunker a guy holding a pick at sourdough Sam Do Kitchen Bring it up That's gotta be a minor something like 49er. For the year 1849. You guys have a fucking dog awesome

because he can throw over his head and half-court shot. Saladou. That's my yay. Saladou. Hey, he's about to put that fucking pickaxe in your Eagle heart in the emergency championship game. Hey, Pupradical Pete. Is that what you mean?

Do you want a delicious bread? Salad though, is all right. Damn dude, that is a shitty shitty. That's not great. It's not like look at the bad things. Nobody wears a hat like that. Nobody has a hat like that and has all those teeth. I think he's pretty fun dude. I think you can tell you where you can get fresh water. I think you're going to tell you where you find a van. I think that's pretty cool. Oh the problem is you're sifting holes or tubing. I would love're going to tell you where you find a van. I think that's pretty cool. Oh, the problem is your sifting holes are too big. I would love to do the voice of sourdough Sam. Oh, those sea hogs are going to get it.

Oh, man. Hey, man. Hey, you got to understand. I was digging up there and I started pleasing myself to one of them sea hogs. I taped a barrel of gunpowder to that sea hawk land. Oh boy! I opened the cork and now we just let the end of it. I try to shoot him fish in a barrel.

He hit him, damn. He goes, brock pern, he know that. So cool, man. Damn, dude, that mask got sucks ass. Doesn't matter, we win. What's your mask got? Fucking steppered wives and slut dress. It's called shardonnay. It's a woman in shardonnay. But I said it. What's your mascot fucking steppered wives and

My husband's away on business. Yeah, my husband's way on business. He works in the We got a big fake tit and just giant hair. That's so great. My husband looks at all. Where I want man. I'm coming man. Your eyes is a bird, okay? It's a bird. They're a bird man. They're a bird man. I know swoops is a man in a bird outfit.

It was pretty cool looking, but they also release an actual bald eagle every game. That's badass. Which is pretty awesome. We find gold. actual bald eagle every game. Yeah, it's badass. Which is pretty awesome. We find gold. Frank in the third game. Frank in the dog is a pretty shitty except for the fact that he does those over the back half court shots and he hits them almost every game. Almost every game.

And he had a dog doing anything athletic. It's awesome. Big pop out of me. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I bet there's a montage on YouTube of him hitting those half-quarters But I miss and I really miss What the fuck was the hip hop the bunny cuz they just made a yoat it was a yoat He wore sunglasses and he's bring a permanent bandana and he dumped with thunder and looked like he would get you massive Yeah, cuz we have a the nugget. The nugget have Rocky. Yeah, and he's like a mountain lion with a lightning tail. I thought it was gonna be another mountain climbing

spelunker person. Hey, Jake, can I talk to you over here? We got a free solar. You can see his fingers. Oh, you guys are squirming. He's chalk hand up. Yeah, he goes, who's your mascot? Is it the arm that guy cut off in 127 hours?

It's fleecy! Yeah, there's hip hop. By the way, that's not even the good verb. You guys see, when he, they made him yoke, it looked like, it looked like the bunny from Donny Darko. Yeah. He's jacked. But he would do the trampoline dunks.

Awesome. I mean, through the roof. I liked hip hop. He was good. They went to Franklin the dog because it's more Philadelphia-ish. That was the Iverson years right when they started breaking him out. Yeah, yeah, I think a later Iverson you really leaned into it. Yeah, they were there like well. Yeah, I think we're gonna make more money if we go towards it than away. My ex-girlfriend whose family lived in a trailer there at dirt road. Quit bragging.

Told me. Told me that I spilled off your eyes society right there. She told me that her family won the contest that named swoops, swoops, the eagle for the eagles. And I just never really believed it. I just let her say it. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's telling you a lie. As a child, you can just go, no, but if you do that, a adult, it's called rude. Yeah, I know it said something You went, oh, I haven't even looking forward to having some Eagle me. I cooked me up that birdie. What, Jimmy?

A lot of Whistler through his teeth. I'll tell you something right now. How does Sam ready for the Eagle me? Christine, bring up Franklin, Bang and half court, behind the back shots. My buddy at his wedding had swoop. He's like a rich kid from his dad owns a car dealerships and they had swoop.

He's dad owns a dealer, she must have done rich. And they had swoop at the fucking wedding. That's pretty sure. And everybody got a picture with him. Hey, go, do you take her to be your lawfully wedded wife? You just, I, do, and then it goes, ah, swoops. We had a mummer at a party one time. That's not bad.

It's not good. It's a little kid. No, it's not good because I just realized that I've been in the mummers Parade. I'm a mummer. Are you a mummer? I've mummed. I put on a big old stupid costume and walked up. I didn't do it. It wasn't the... My uncle and then were always in the comics for Gades, which were like the floats that were like supposed to have some theme and she like that. So I were like a giant head like baseball guy thing and just walked. It wasn't like the Jason Kelsey outfit. That's all the string band. Yeah, the fancies and stuff like that. The one guy's like, it's because they were getting a lot of homophobic stuff.

Sure. The mommers were, they were like, it was all over the news. Some guys, they're the most, I forget his name, is an older commie. He's like, they're the most homophobic people. He goes, he goes, one day they dress up, one day a year they dress up and make up and dresses. And the next 364 days they spend getting ready. By the way, he's not wrong. It's all year like you get some money from the city if you like place in some way But it's like I'm taking a thousand bucks

They're going to win like nothing and they just put it back in to make the float for next year How much they give a shit? Yeah my uncle the night before the thing. I thought it was the coolest thing the world We were just in South Philly. Oh, I've done it. I've I've went on too. Shown secondary overnight garage just getting the float ready for the next day. And I thought it was so cool just sitting there. They're three in the morning. These guys are drinking listening to classic rock. It's a great time. And growing tiny mirrors onto a fucking piece of felt. But the fact it is funny. They are. It's it's such a good drinky event. But if you describe you can't describe the mommer his parade to somebody who doesn't know what it is without

standing like you're describing a pride parade. Yeah, it's got the similar. When I got me racist South Philly, I mean, old school decos and Irish guys play the banjo fluently. Yeah. That's it. Look at that guy dancing. That guy's been involved in four hate crimes. The number of crimes. The number of crimes.

The number of crimes. The number of crimes. The number of crimes. No, so this is the proper mums parade. And then after this, they all have to get back to their clubhouses in South Philly. So the unofficial parade is after City Hall. They all have to just walk back like through half the city Right so far. It's a second parade where it's like lawless and it's just like everybody's chugging beer

To street that's the two street. Yeah, yeah, it's a great time. I've never even gone to this We just go to the party on second street. Yeah, they call and what are they call like the serenaders I'm over there too at the end of the night they have to do they get down to second street and they elect the unofficial winner so it's the official winner and then like whoever's still standing does another performance down at the end of second should ever brought them well I never got in that outfit it's great to go in that outfit his head and nothing about it goes together hey you're gonna do a wear a little Miss Muffet thing But it's so funny because they do it for like 12 hours

So then you see them at like midnight and they're just the muscle memory of doing that strut Oh, so they're just doing it like black Not going anywhere just Just like a video game character like a heroin addict Not like look at him go This guy right here. I didn't knew he was at What do you think is probably? And it was, like, was the crowd good?

It was all right. But this is like 2017. But then the next morning was the mummers parade, which went right in front of it, and the hotel's right there. And I was like, I gotta leave. Yeah, you do, I know. And they were like, I guess,

they're like, I guess just like, take a right then a right. Like, yeah, then just fucking go and I was afraid I was gonna hit him and it would look like a hate crime Because I be a white guy being like with five mommers under my car Always man dress like women makes me sick the way these guys look. It's a great time Yeah, I think my daughter is dating a moon y'all hey fix my trail. Would you? Your sister was married by

The wedding was officiated by guy the no it wasn't that no no yeah he just did my my sister I think I told you that for are you garbage but it's my sister got married by a guy who had to wear the Jason Kelsey mumbles wow yeah yeah that's a tough look. How do we go on the biz a tough look the ring pillow was Eagles Uh-huh, and then my favorite thing if I haven't told you guys this makes me laugh still was that they got married The golf quit my mom lives in a development. Yeah, I golf course Ron Jorzky. Yeah, yeah I love the job. I love that job was like what the career's done What if I build a fucking

He was a big landlord my dad used to run it off this off of Do you got into the land game? He was everyone looked to the air for a quarter back My grand game is much better Mimola's into like a aluminum siding or something Well, he was like a life insurance or something. They got married on the golf course, like in a little area. I picture him just running out like mid-for some.

Go go go go go. Guys, you guys play around. We're about to do vows. Play around. Well, you remember, at the right next to where everyone was outside for the outside ceremony is T off one the first T off so I was standing in that line I was in the wedding party and stand there like biting my lip Not the one who to look at because everyone's in the wild be like

Detake care to be your lawfully-ledged wife and you just hear Care to be your lawfully-ledged wife and you just hear Oh nice nice nice And it happened I mean during those vows the whole ceremony. I'd say seven wax These never-cared players There goes Love He's never cared. He's a player. And he goes, oh, there it goes. Couple of guys playing the long ball there. There it goes. Love is possible if both people believe, and then a guy shank one.

Son of a, fuck. No, no, no, I'm taking that over. It's not a Mulligan, it's not a fucking Mulligan, Frank. He's talking to my back swing. Aver Shades we first made on a call. Yeah. So can I tell you something? something on pride when you said that the mascot Franklin was a dog making half court shots thought it was a real dog. I'm very disappointed. I'm not gonna lie. I'm with Dan on this one. Yeah I really

am bummed. Really? I thought it was like one of those I thought it was one of like one of those Frisbee dogs you know. I was poor basketball shots with the dog. So you know what that was possible? You can see whyisbee dogs. I was talking about that. Poor basketball shots with the dog. So you can see why. That was possible. You can see why I was so blown away. That's how it happened, dude. Yeah, the way you said it.

Because you were like, there was hip hop, a guy in a bunny suit and you're like, this dog's draining through. I didn't know his name was Franklin. Guys, I thought you were talking about some golden retriever that day. So wait a second. I've seen air bud. I'm following this thing. I feel like we should get

organized here at least to all agree that the mascot for every team in I think all sports is a person and a costume of something. Well college sports does have some real animals. I believe you're just coming off fresh off of you telling me that there was an eagle with the eagle. I understand but swoop. Now, so I'm going back on. I think you've been operating this whole time, Dan, believing that swoops is that eagle that landed on the guy's arm.

That's just the bald eagle they have at every game. Swoop is a man in a bird costume. Yeah. Saurdo Sam is a man in a man costume. You have a guy on a horse dressed like a Bread you guys know you guys know Sam this is real human skin right? That's a fresh loaf in a guy costume

Son of a bitch can you're aware in Phoenix they don't have an actual gorilla doing flippy dunks, right? Wait, what? I don't want to live in a world where they do. Swoops, dude! Swoops! Soore! Can we take a time out for another Philly thing? Yeah?

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got you so we can hang out for a little bit thank you sorry about that There's another one the first hour and then another one the second hour coming right back. So that's why you needed to do that God you So we can hang out for a little bit. Thank you. Sorry about that. No, I appreciate that Bissoni, wait, what are we? Dan the Charlotte Hornet is a man and a hornet costume It is not a gigantic man hornet. It is the Jurassic Park side It's not those things that came off of It's not those things that came off of what the fuck was a big clover field, but the way you wrote that I thought it was a real dog 100% because the dog on a scale no more than Franklin the dog is I didn't know it was a But by the way, Foley and I were both geeked up about just dogs doing out of the feet. So this means nothing's Squirrel squirrels squirrels. Yeah, I see are all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squir all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squir all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squir all squirre all squirre all squirre all squirre all squir all squirre all squirre all squir all squir all squirre all squirre all squir all squirre all squir all squirre all squirre all Kiss other boy dogs, you know, and he's probably turned around so he can see behind him. No, that would it that still doesn't make sense

No, that'd be it'd be more realistic if he was a real dog Look at those real razor backs Jay do the thing with swoop. It's a very filet trashy filly thing you pluralize it swoops. I think it's swoop I think it's swoop now it's swoop You guys didn't even know the Franklin was a guy in a dog costume It's kind of new though, is it? We took over from hip hop. What's your mask off for the fillies? Oh Fanatic one of us like on a gay right I just blanked on that filly fanatic

I'm a guy in a fanatic suit. Yeah Planked on that Philly Phenatic guy in a fanatics. Yeah Mental ill man from from the Northeast who's your favorite mall Santa? Was that the hockey team oh My mom ran over the Philly Phenatic Really they're like black bears, you can't play dead. That piece of shit hadn't come in. Josh, she hit him now. Oh, man.

He jumped out of the hood of our car. Is that fake, Tommy Lassorda got mad at the fanatic? I think he was. No, I think that was real. Really? I think that was real. Also, what we want to do, I think I remember this. Shout out to Tommy Lassorda. Oh, he had a, Really Also what we want to do

Remember this shout out to Tommy LaSorta. Oh, he had a thing ahead. Oh the gut with the big guy screwing around He goes kids horse and around. You're gonna move that over. Dude, Tommy the sort of kind of rules, dude. Dude, 100%. He's being a hot man. He's not funny, all right? I'm a giant fan and I love that.

It's a goddamn professional sport. Also, that makes sense for why he was, because he was slimfast. Yeah. Tommy Lasordo is like the slimfast guy. Oh, you're welcome from Philadelphia and the fanatic. He is fat-shamed him in the middle of the night. That makes sense for why he was cuz he was slim fast. Yeah, Tommy Lasordo was like the slim fast guy You're welcome from Philadelphia and the fanatic his fat shame to me into a sponsorship. Yeah, that four by four was Before they were like flying by the way on that thing

He would like I mean take the whole field very quick. You look scary Take the whole field very quick. You look scary. Shout out to the fanatic. Yeah. Fuck off. Stude, he's got a fucking, he turned a t-shirt gun into a hot dog cannon. Really?

Yeah, and he shoots out hot dogs. We, because you know, he gets like, awesome. And after their shows, they were like a t-shirt gun, like, shouls and shit. We want to, we want to rig them to shoot out hot dogs and all of those. And I'm like, that's fucking amazing.

That's incredible. But he's the only one with natural wants. Awesome. At the end of a fucking comedy show getting a nice dog. How great is that on the walk out? It's fint. It's listen, I don't even stand up for it. I've had t-shirt guns.

I've been grazed by it because I don't care about catching that shitty shirt that it's now. It's never going to get you. Now shoot out a couple of footlobs. No, you fucking start winging. Exactly. You start throwing out a couple of. Frank Ferdinand's dogs. I'll tell you what you do.

You tell me every fifth one's a cheese dog. I'm telling you I'm trying This is my inventor brain. I'll fight a kid. This is just my inventor brain going you do tightly wrapped hoogies Oh, that's pretty good, and then you can shoot like and then you catch it and you can open it couple of shorties and different kinds like maybe like I like a turkey. Maybe you want a hand a lot of lettuce it you can open it couple of shorties and different kinds like maybe like like a turkey Maybe you can yell out you can yell it out Turkey Upper deck I got a good good me. We're in a 200 person club just rifling people with OE got a cup of go in the chamber. Yeah drop next week

I'm at there. I go why is there a wall behind the stage? Why's there a hole in the wall? They go are you garbage guys breath or sandwich? Brother shorty gun Wow, why are you not sponsoring a shorty gun at games? All right, I would I would go over so many people to catch a sandwich. I'm expecting you're not expecting it so you're like I could crush your sandwich right now. If they have a they have a hokey candidate and there's an iconic picture of me in mid-air. I just sell them jumped over the tunnel. I'm catching both my ankles and the guy in this cargo bear. I'm just going sell'm telling you, I'm catching his own, you see me taking the numbers?

That's a fee. 20 feet off the ground still. You know what's coming? Jay didn't know they had a hope in that. But when found out he took to the air, like swoops the bird. For the Philadelphia Eagles, I had started giving sandwiches to fans, feeding the frenzy. I'm getting this, I'm the tides of March continue, get you, I'm down with it, get us sandwich going, wall, wall, wall, and listen to us,

because we've been giving you fucking stuff for years. I'm sorry, we're not fucking Quakers. Yeah, we still eat your shit, and start carrying the big bags, I think they're getting out of it. Have they ever reached out to you guys? No, half-assed.

No, half-assed. They DMed us, and they sent us a little bit of merch. Yeah, I was too. They did us. and they sent us a little bit of merch. Yeah Was like a five dollar gift card. I'm like what the fuck? No, I'm telling you they'd send us to say it's their stuff That's their jeeter fuck Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's like there you go. Here's a sign bulk it out of my throat blanket that has my biggest problem with throw blanket You got to throw like it. That's pretty good. It's like the ones you get from the stadiums. It sticks to itself.

Oh yeah. So it's not a throw blanket, but it comes a little cover up a leg. Yeah. Or you have to fight to get your other leg under it for a while. It's shitty throw blanket. This is a little inside baseball, but hers is a big brand. I love hers. Okay, so they used to have just a flat barbecue corn chip.

That was blow your hair back. Wawa doesn't carry him anymore in the orange bag. I'll say I'll say I'll say the rid of this is a bummer. They fucked up the orange drink too. They hers should be in a little carton. The hers have gotten rid of the large bags. It would appear of cheddar horse radish chips. Yeah.

My last eight times in Wawa. I've gone in. And last time onto a Wawa, they had little bags, no big bags, but I got a bunch of little bags and me and Christine opened a bag, stale. What? Are you guys okay? That was the big reveal.

Why don't you tell? So I mean, so just put it in the yard up yet. So, so that we're just putting out, look, it's putting shit out there. They have like reserved like reserved I guess in the back because it was stale chips I don't think they make the cheddar the best chip of the kettle cooked her I've never had it. I could put a call into it open you up, dude Sinus issues. It's great. Yeah, it's my favorite thing since Jay's introduced me to it is my favorite chip I gotta get on it. It's like a wasabi almond. It's a queen. Yeah, I love it But I that with like a fucking hokey

Yeah, all right you figure that now that you got a hokey gun coming up You just you just caught yourself and over the shoulder 30 yard hokey Oh, you want me to random boss? But I'll Jerry rice one I like getting over your shoulder Haven't that sandwich going to be so fun. I do, I looked into how to shoot it. There's some guy,

some guy made a hot dog one on YouTube, and he got a rolled in like butcher paper. That's like the best way to do it. And they shoot like 90, look at that up. I think it was 90 feet or 63 feet. Oh, the butcher paper slick. Yes, we forget that we have these resources.

I forgot I gave her these sheets. We don't need to wow off. We can, we can look guy around a fucking sandwich We could probably talk to Rosa into sponsoring I love that idea. I just react like Bert Kreischer. I got so excited That's really exciting. We can get Jaros and a sponsor all of us go I love the hoagie gun time at the end of the show dude. That's pretty good I think that's the excitement

You're all expressing right now. I think there's a reason why they wouldn't do it is because there would be open debt There would be deaths every every there wouldn't be deaths from Fighting years later from clogged arteries Feel the open some headlines. Yeah, dude people be killing each other to get a sandwich Filthy uses soft bread. Oh You walk into a trap to soft bread culture. There's so much oil on that thing It's a me seeding your eye, but this is so much oil on mayo man Dude this is genius. Yeah, man dude. How crazy would we walk out of the ground with the theater with fucking with hot dog guns

Just are launching them in the fucking crowd I thought I'm doing like now that we've jumped to hoagie gun doesn't hot dog gun feel like not I know But where am I gonna get that many hoagies? I think I think you can get a shorty to fit crazy. This is it's crazy This is the same energy that goes into blowing up a government building Yeah, I was like I can engineer a bomb Look how it's pretty far there further than I thought I didn't mean them hurting you getting hurt from this. I mean people are gonna rip in each other the shreds

Hey, there's no bad. Well, I don't know maybe you just maybe you should make a kind of friends that you want Why don't you make concessions affordable? I wouldn't have to throw out the other people bring a watch bring a hot dog back to a affordable price Now everyone's got a whole new all each other good about kid rock show. We're all hot dogs are five dollars I know I was gonna kill each other you know what but I am in the mood for I'm gonna go grab one myself Good on you for catching that I'm gonna go get a jumbo dog myself I'll tell you though if it's ever coming my way, you do when you catch a hoagie, you do when it catches like a one-off.

You said that like you've caught them before. When you do catch a hoagie. I'm picturing one just coming in. Am I mined by the way? This hoagie's not coming in like a duck. This thing is hummin' straight. So I'm gonna get your two feet to stay in balance. You look J got the left one down.

Yeah, it's called the rule baby. look, Jay got the left one down. The last one, the last one taps. If you look close, it taps. We have to take a break. Oh yeah. Jesus. Time is flying, everyone. We're hanging out with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

The RU garbage boys. They, of course, have one more show, a third show. Now happening at the Grammar C. Theater February 3rd, Tickets available now. Where's the tickets available live nation or whatever. Yeah, online. That's a live nation. So yeah, it's crazy. I'm like, where's it at a Kippy

dot award? I'm a dot net guy. LiveNation.com. Again, it's February 3rd, third show added tickets available. Grammar C. Theater, H. Follin Kevin Ryan. Are you garbage? We'll be right back, it's The Bond Fire. Yeah. Three, two, one.

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