The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hollywood illuminati

Episode Date: September 9, 2021

Jay and Dan show the campers a personal message from Keith Coogan of "The Tale of Two Coreys" movie and check out what Voah Vicky has to say about about the Hollywood illuminati. midroll 12:36Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com  

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. When you put it like that, she's got a point. No. Well guess what? This isn't her life anymore.

Haters? It's not her life anymore. It's different. She turned it over to God. She turned it over to God. Don't go over. Shout out real quick before we watch this video. Cause it's gonna take us to the end. I know that.

I know how we worked in. Can I get a shout out to the guy who got Keith Kuggen. Dude, this is so awesome. Keith Kuggen, you know I'm talking about Christian. Yeah. But it's so awesome You saw him at a horror content. I think I think it's your friend to Joe's and he listens to bonfire of Joe derosus Yeah, and he got Keith Kugin to Almost look at in person cameo for us. Yeah, it's in here. Just dang it. Yeah, yeah

I'm gonna get that's Keith Kugin. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna give his name Yeah, that's Keith Kugin. Yeah, I'm gonna give his name. He was He was a Dish's are done man. Yeah, don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. Yeah, he was also in the fetus and babysitting. Yes, he was one of the boys. Yeah, John B. What? Thank you much. Because damn, this is so cool. But what's also really funny about it is he says the lines for us. And in my mind, I almost was buying into the idea that he knew the show and was laughing as like,

oh yeah, or even knew our names or something. So it was hard for him. And he has facing the camera the entire time is the note he was told to say in criloting crackle crackle big jail pursuit and soda the bonfire and then he says his line it was completely rehearsed but he nailed it he nailed it because he's a pro makes me happy. Did we set up that this is the actor who played Marty wise? No we did not. Taylor two Cory's the guy who molested Corey him. Yes

I'm very sorry Jacob. You are correct. That is true. We did not set that up properly We assume bonfire History facts, but you know what bonfire context We'll be nice to set up no wood Corey film is lunatic you made a movie. I have to Corey him died about both of them getting raped It really doesn't be and just Corey kory felman's lunatic you made a movie after kory ham died about both of getting rate but really ends up being just kory ham go watch a tale to kory's if you can find it go watch a tale to kory's and then you'll see keith kugan who plays kory felman's

uh... shaperone that molest's kory ham well i don't know about the game well that's well there's that's the line so let's play the clip yeah and this is him at Comic Con convention. Hey, big Jay O'Kristen and Dan Soder. I wouldn't call it gay. Drackle. It's all he actually does the line for us, too.

He said that I wouldn't call it gay. Which is about gay. I mean, I don't call that gay. So great. Dude, that movie, let's talk about how big of a hit it was. It was a joke. It was everything we hoped it was going to be. I didn't dislike one part of it.

No, every part was awesome. Every single moment. Every frame by frame, one of the best. I just want to go, I was like, oh, they're going to show them what's school. I get excited, and I would never be let down. I'm like, oh, they're going to show them interacting school. It excited and I would never be let down. I'm like, oh, they're gonna show him interacting school. It's gonna be great.

And they're like, hey, vampire boy in the big famous movie. Just lean you alone. I just want to be like everybody else. I'm sorry I'm gonna make in big time money and girls like you. I'm sorry I'm gonna portraying characters. Yeah. Oh, look, it's huge cock.

Oh, you're just swinging that weird meat hammer around. You're the gross big dick. At the time that I heard that mean you both knew that he was going to win that fight in the bath through miles like this movie is a him. And then you find out that of course Cory Feldman was on set. I think I would have actually hit that guy with a toilet tie. I actually. And then honestly the third guy probably would have just ran

and pierced fear. And when the lady blew me, it was more of me fucking her face than her blowing. Yeah, I know, and I was sort of asleep, but like, you know, fished a water. You know what I mean? I feel that cock, I feel the warmth around my cock, and I just start thumping.

I know when a hot lady's lips wrapped around my man. I'm hatein' allowed himself to be so demise. I always off-crushin' ass. Oh my man. And him allowed himself to be so am I. I was off crush and ask. You know me, you know, I get down, but that was awesome. Thank you so much. I think we can all agree that Marty wise stole the movie. This guy played Marty

wise. It was my favorite part of the film. He was great. He was great. Oh, yeah. He was great as a chaperone, I mean, and amongst other things. Yeah. Well, apparently Wovicke is no longer in the rap game. Is that true? Probably because Daniel Brazoli fucking smoked her ass. She laughed her and smoked her. She says in Hollywood, the Aluminati will get you. Also, they will pick your blood. Woe Vicki made a mistake.

She missed out on a cash cow that maybe she could have had, but Woe Vicki had too much nude stuff come out. Oh, for only fans already. That like Daniel Brzeuge always still hasn't showed anything or technically made six million was it? Oh, she's been making tons of money on all of you know. What in the law? I want to know if she doesn't even break the rules of only fans and she'd been making tons of money. And all you know, I want to know if she's even break the rules

of only fans and she'd be making that much. Well, Woe Vicki stays with her, I think, Jumble style rap. I think she does her mumble rap talk still. I don't dislike her jacket. I mean, not for myself. Yeah, but her parents are just like, all right, Victoria. Oh, her parents, I hope they cut her off at least.

I can only hope That she was a aggressively attacked by her father or something Would be better to hold them back. It's got to be a reason no mark. No It's got to be a reason for her behavior. I don't know what it is It's not gonna. Oh, let's see. Let's see what she says because this is her telling you about the Illuminati. Did she go to Christ? And they still have been in the, in the, in the night, start doing drugs and stuff, because it's like, they so fucked up, they just don't forget what I have been, but...

Can you put subtitles in this? Yeah, I think you can caption it. Can you caption YouTube? Christine, if you wouldn't mind, I think that little, wait, go down. I think the little thing, no, next to the play button. No. Wait. I think that little we go to I think the little thing no next to the play button No wait no X that out No

I think you have you birthday, Bali. Happy birthday, Bali. Yeah, that's fine. Let's try. Let's try fall. I'll try but man I got it hard. I don't know what the hell she's saying Now have you seen this with your own personal eyes or is this many times In many situations like you know Especially being in Hollywood and being in the industry you see a lot of that Now with their Hiver Times, you almost yourself got wrapped up into that scenario.

Her front teeth are an inch and a half tall. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. Where's the gum start? I don't know, but I bet she could cut through bone. Oh, yeah, dude, just pulverize it. Oh my God, pulverize your bones. Always be Larry of a man with a pig foam. Yeah, to her all chicken wings are boneless She's like I can't I can't I love the marrow and I be eating the marrow because it be popping through on the bone

I'll be realizing I'll be out yo they call me bone yo, yo, drummy one of them drummy Don't you want to rise? I just dig down get all protein Understand that was the horse's femur bone We're no What's part of the drugs no cuz I never um I Want to do that now my son bad after no I don't see that seen that To know so I know better, But like as far as like probably like in Hollywood, Hollywood.

If you in the industry, the devil, the devil, they like alumni, they all the shit, they try to get you. What? Especially when you got a big influence, you were around that shit. They try to get anybody, but you're going to be smart and have discernment and have guys favor over you Because if you don't got that and you and Kelly you gonna get sucked in for show. What are some of the ways they do try to um

BMG music catalog Amway and sit other ways that like subscription based Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Apple be saying crazy shit Apple be all like you know You ain't got me doing it You're face went Yo they don't be saying that when they done they do it Fucking chewing through shit. It looks like it takes effort to lift her eye her eyelids up. Yeah, dude with I invite you to these parties these house parties and then they they'll be like oh

We're gonna be there like your favorite rapper the big air person and we're gonna be there. Oh Before you get in gotta give us your phones and all this shit and then yeah, we're having a party man They might do some gays shit that somebody and then and then light it went from give us your phones Which I understand from a Hollywood party like yeah, no like yeah So like then they want you gays That's how I'm gonna start telling stories. How do we can go it? Yeah, that's how I'm gonna start telling stories. They're how do we can go it Especially when someone checks out first. Be like this. You go hey, I asked you a question ready Yeah, and then watch it. I go dude. How did you weekend go? It's pretty good. Yeah, you know watch some stuff then some gay stuff happen

What yeah, you see some gay stuff happen there a little naughty Luminati sit and then the little man I come down like robes and say that that guy says the thing with the come no cap They be having to stino's pizza rolls and For some reason they not that howling the outside but the inside burn the roof of your mouth That's the devil that says that's not God's favor and they took your phone away for that Try to like and record it and tell them And they took your phone away for that. So, oh, so this girl's an idiot. Try to like, and record it and tell them, oh, if you expose us, we don't post it everywhere. And I know that from what of here,

but I know you do a lot of crazy shit. She's like, no, she really is like, no, for Jody Foster. She's like, no, I know why. Is this a feral language you made up? She wearing wovey glasses or Volkswagen earrings. I don't know. These house parties and also love it.

See? Oh, OK. Let me tell you an experience I went through personally. Please. So I was with some friends in the lane And it was this big and flonesy party. Okay, okay. Shots. I think Yeah, so so so it was better throwing party. So so I got invited from some other friends It was on Halloween I I hate I do this

That was a way I wanna hurt the middle of your head. There's no thorns up big too. She's garbage. She used to be I think on like little kids shows. Yeah, then she broke only fans. I know and she doesn't only do shit either. She barely does stuff. And I'll tell you what now I saw only fans. She be having the only fans. And as she got the most thing, but I'll tell you what now I saw all the fans that she be having the only fans and that she got the most thing about tell you this. She ain't naked. I don't even remember

that Bella's going outside the name. Bella thorns house. We're going she's boom howard dude. That's the end before. She's straight boom. He's all the time when I was saying, man, we got my hand. I'm dying old dang old. We gonna go and go and build a thorns out of there by doing gay stuff and if it didn't, come on down that, we'll go away. We'll do this on a walk. Are you the same? There's a lumenoddy happening at fucking

Bella Thornthouse. A lumenoddy. I doubt it. Damn. All right, Bella Thornt. No, she's not, she's not like a sexy chick. It's just that she looks at her pussy definitely smells and her underwear always reeks.

Yeah. Yeah, without a doubt. Well, let's find out more about her. She's got to use that body. Yeah. Bell Thorns, Puff, I'm feeling so sorry. Yeah, she could go back a little bit. So we heard that.

Okay, let's go ahead. Influencer party at Bella Thorns. As a Bella Thorns, like, no one gives a shit about her acting stuff. She's out of that. She's just famous for famous now. Yeah. Party girl. Yeah, now all these people suck.

Okay, I told you that. I'm going to those parties. I, now all these people suck. Okay, I told you that. I'm gonna do those parties. I mean, no celebration. Experience I went through personally. Okay. So I was with some friends in LA. Okay. And it was a big influencer party.

Shaq Sanee. Shaq Sanee. It was Bella Thorn party. So I got invited. She didn't even say Bella Thorn's party. Bait Thorn party. Bait Thorn party. Bait Thorn party. So I got invited she's even say it's Bella Thorne's party that don't party about don't buy that don't part of dying Oh, we all go down to the Creole a little bit on mix your ever on down there with the gators And then there were chickens and that her gators were eating the chickens and damn all dang

Fuck is this idiot from she's from an affluent It was about don't pie we looked her up our pants are rich yeah they're like in real estate yeah but it's not it was about Don pie I don't know down wait where did you go

tell me I was about about Don pie dude if you're a police officer having to question her about me this you'd be like what you come from but he's a detailed account of my time now I saw say about them all them up back down all the way down on belt on pie off saw saw tomorrow

I know what out it was all down on about a leg little bit yeah I was slipping on hand and the hand on going down and then I don't really I got about telling the baton hit him and then the two guy come from over He would do is the thing and I didn't even look I saw things I fell on pie It's a dead end in this case He was I just keep I can't I think Bell with Thorne party. Yeah, Bell Thorne bird I don't know yeah Bell Tom pie by my pot. I don't know. Here she comes the snap

Halloween I already know celebrate that sounds like one the like it. Oh, you know, so vibrant I bit of vibrate the back of her nose So I'll say y'all just knocked free one of my son She doesn't celebrate Halloween because it's the devil's day The devil's day Oh my god, I was joking. I didn't know she was actually gonna say that Did you never we never got that far? Wow. Dang you really know how to think like an idiot. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Dang you really immersed yourself in these characters. That's right. Dang you'll they lose this fucking turtle. I'm gonna leave out this door. They're doomed. They from some other friends.

Wait, we're back. It was on Halloween. I already know celebrate Halloween. That's the devil's day. But I had been to be with them and they was going. I was like, fuck it. They were back in the... How about how to booze? signs that was added in that night like the same night on Hollywood part of the party was on Hollywood some guy shot and killed on Hollywood part of the whole street shut down so that was not so then we get to the party god damn it so all this stuff so we get up there it's about oh yeah you can't bring your phone in I'm like first of all who ain't bringing a phone there I'm bringing my mom my phone there I'm gonna fuck who he was it coming kill Kardashian and I'm bringing my phone

Got signs of papers. What am I signing some shit for the ghetto to a party like what? We don't do shit like that and then this is where it really threw me off They said they had to prick your blood to get in I said oh no, I'm good. Everyone else went, I called my old man left. Was that for COVID test though? Probably. It probably isn't, she just didn't know it right?

She's a idiot. She just straight up idiot. She straight up probably thought it was like, they probably like, hey, we got to just make sure. Yeah, we want everybody to party with no masks on, so we're just doing rapid test. Yeah, I Everyone in their group was like yeah, no, thanks Vicky get out of here and they left them like oh my god Yo, I can't bring my phone and they want my

Bish can't breathe through a nose they want my Brie's a nose she talks like this all the fall One my blood yeah, blah blah. He goes is she deaf Wobbiki talks like she's dead What is that all this time and now I love my healing and I'm very in the lens Not how I know I know you make really knowing Oh, man, we have a minute one minute here at rest of the week Jacob. Did you watch walking dead? I did yeah, you see two people for no reason having a full-on voice to voice conversation

Doing sign language to each people for no reason having a full on voice to voice conversation, doing sign language to each other for no reason? Yeah, well, the one character is deaf. No, she's not. No, she's not. No, no, yeah, she is. I think she's supposed to be, but they were both talking, but then why doesn't she talk like she's deaf? Because she's, oh, she's only very recently lost her hearing. I'm like, in the last few years. So if I lost my hearing tomorrow, I wouldn't just start going,

mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. That's because they don't know. You heard how sound it is. Yeah, you talk normal. It's the people that grow up with it, that can't hear that speak like that. Dan, what? It's a lucky radio with you.

Thanks, buddy. It's whole crew. Well, I might not be able to, because with my work past revoked now. Yeah. Christine, maybe you're not quite as attractive as I thought you were. Stop it. Christine is gorgeous. And make sure. Make sure you go check out Big J tomorrow through Saturday at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina.

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