The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hollywood Jay with Kim Congdon

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

Previously on the Bonfire, Kim Congdon talked about a nameless comic who owes her money. A clip of that conversation went viral and now all hell has broke loose. Kim calls in to alert the gang that legal action might be taken against the show by her enemy. Jay and Bob plan what to wear in court if they are sued. Amy Schumer commented on the viral clip and Jay has many positive things to say about her. Bobby calls him "Hollywood Jay" for sucking up to rich and famous comedians. | Jay solves the mystery of the movie "Footloose." His revelation is so mind blowing that he can retire from radio because he finished it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Doodleoo-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-oh. Yeah, I agree with you, Jacob. You can't be this picky of a bitch if you have Josh Hedemeyer's voice. Skiddley, and Skiddle-Didly-Doo. This is the original 6 feet, 8 inches, 100K or something like that, you know? Yeah. Or don't bother.

Did you say 100K? Was it my 250? I don't know. What is it? 1968 also six foot eight you make a hundred k fuck it no one thinks six foot eight no no no six feet eight inches a hundred k a year got you like the thirties didn't al kupon make a hundred k year well i don't know i was five

five hundred k yeah he did we're gonna be in the big time honey yeah i made a hundred k last year guess what this year we're getting an extra slave yeah i got a v8 Oh, shit. First of all, this song always takes me right back to the footloose, Tractor Chicken, while this song plays, gets you all hyped up because Kevin Bacon wins tractor chicken simply because his shoe lace gets stuck to the pedal and he can't get out of it for some reason.

Now, here's what we could have done, push the break, or take the shoe off. Instead, he just panicked until the other guy rightfully jumped off. of his thing but it was a win by default like it wasn't a destiny jay destiny locked his foot in footloose day yeah footloose destiny what buddy everything in his life was destiny from the moment yeah he couldn't get his foot loose what a what i didn't even i mean can you believe that we just figured that out now. Is that a theory online?

Christine, Steve, it's a theory online. His destiny was set in place. She's buying a bag. Hang on real quick. Christine, you're done buying a bag. Yeah, when you're done buying bags. Get me one, too, by the way. He couldn't get his foot loose.

Footloose. Yeah. Why else was it called? We just accept it's called footloose. There's no reason for that. Well, you thought footloose was about, you know, dancing, loose feet. It was about getting his foot loose.

His foot gets stuck. Yeah. He can't get his foot loose. And it changes everything He becomes the cool guy in town Because he beats the bully He beats the bully because his foot By the way the bully who's 35

Fucking around with high school kids This kid's been at it This guy's the He owns his own construction company What about the girl? The girl's not even that hot By the way I would never try desperately To fuck a girl who was this aggressively mean to me

At one point Just days before Yeah His stupid shoe lace gets stuck Yeah What are you doing, huh? Fucking Chuck. What a pussy.

By the way, no one's got to answer for this now destroyed. That's an expensive piece of equipment. Yeah, plow. Yeah. How much of those, Jacob? What? Eight grand. What does that run?

That's probably going to cost you about 15 cents. Yeah. Five chickens and some hay. Dude, can we just say that she's not that hot, that girl? She was maybe pretty for that movie. and then she's not though her teeth are weird her butts flat she got no boobs well all butts were flat back then all right i'm sorry i don't yeah there's 90 butts 80s butts well they all no 80 butts was not flat it was it was a leggy flat butts that was a heart shape ass back then that was when the heart was in

okay can i say something about AI i might start getting into it okay because i like this a lot While footloose ends with Ren McCormick, Kevin Bacon, successfully orchestrating the high school dance and not with him getting his foot stuck in a tractor, the idea of a hypothetical scenario where he did get into a tractor accident toward the chicken race and its impact on his life is a popular subject of speculation, which is pretty kind of what I was saying.

If he didn't get his foot loose, everything would have been different. Yeah, he would have been dead. If he would have got his footloom. Some speculated if he had suffered serious leg injury it could have drastically altered his dancey path. He might have been unable to dance. which was so central to his character and the film's message.

He would have had to move back to Philadelphia and just been in a wheelchair and probably joined a gang. He would have to focus on different pursuits instead of dancing. He would have had to pursue other interests. He would have been addicted to some type of painkiller. Absolutely.

If he lost his foot. Absolutely. Well, no, it's just an injury because he just couldn't get his foot loose. Yeah, but if he crashed into the other thing, he might have really got hurt. But he got his foot loose. Foot loose.

Pick up your Sunday shoes. geez Louise Because he's out He's out He's out Or how about this He never got out Tractors collided

Rest in the movie He's been dead the whole time It's heaven to him It's his heaven It's his heaven It's his heaven It's a place where he brings dance To a town

That otherwise couldn't have dance Right Because of God Because of the one true Lord Christ Jesus Christ Yes I think the second half of footloose Is heaven

Is his heaven Right He dies in the tractor accident because he never quite got his footloose fuck wow guys did we just fucking

did we finish radio you never you never left the traffic did we just finish radio did we just turn the lights off and go away I think we finished radio I think we finished radio

but we started podcasting footloose podcast guys the rest is going to be about footloose theories and ideas coming from all kinds of angles his father died right

you don't remember footloose all this shit you remember I don't really you're gonna go see sublime and you I don't think I've ever watched it you've never watched footloose I'll throw another one at you Roadhouse never watched it in full

shut your face the original Roadhouse I'm not gonna why I get all the clips I understand all the references No no no no no no no You don't care about your friend Jay You don't want to fucking learn lessons

Life lessons about pain don't hurt Do you want to see a guy Change a whole town one kill at a time while wearing what I believe the one time was a pretty awesome outfit

of a karate you tucked in the jeans? Yes. I mean, from being on this show that's crazy to not I've watched it. From being on this show

I've heard all the references. If it doesn't matter it, you have to see it. It's a work of art. I've seen all the clips just not in full front to back. You need to see it

front to back and don't even waste time with the Jake Gyllenhaal one. They're giving us part two by the way. Listen, I rewatched the Jake Joan Hall one.

Why is that? because I wanted to give it a shot. Now, as a standalone action movie, it's all right. But as footloose, if it was like, if it could have been, I mean Roadhouse. I mean Roadhouse. If Roadhouse, if it could have been like his son or a cousin or something, like an offspring of it, that would have been fine.

But the fact that it was trying to recreate the movie, not good. But a standalone, he's not that. He's, his scenes not that bad. It's the other dude that stinks. Connor McGregor? He was the best part of the movie. Over the top. Just over the top.

Yeah, he was terrible. Too over the top, dude. You know, he was a terrible, terrible character. It's nowhere near. It's not even approaching sort of... This is fake, I believe. It looks like, is it? Well, it was very up-to-date in the cultural thing.

You know, having a bar with the chick black owner, the lesbian the you know everybody was you know they had they really represented everybody when in the original one it was pretty much just a redneck it's a fucking fucking it's it's Missouri it's Missouri

it was no roads it was a Ku Klux Klan bar that he was going into which is very dangerous there wasn't a road to the roadhouse it was all it was just on land and you just go park outside of it but it was in Key West the most accepting place on earth just gays no I'll say this again here's my problem with it The villain in original roadhouse is violently dominating people, like on a day-to-day,

like old school mafia, running them down for cash so he can live in his mansion and just do whatever the fuck he wants. He gets a little taste of everything in town. Yeah. He's destroying this town of hardworking people. He's the best because he has his money is probably not a lot of money when it comes to like New York or Manhattan, but in that town, whatever fuck he has. big time money it's billions he has a helicopter this is Jacob money

we're talking here this guy's probably got a hundred thousand somewhere maybe 150 thousand dollars yeah I mean he's driving he's not he's driving a a coop Cadillac convertible which is which is what 40 grand back then oh yes a lot Jacob you would love to put your driving gloves and getting this guy's one of my favorite scenes in the world when he's driving swerving to that song and then boom and he just yada don't Shaboo, shaboo. He just almost fucking just drives stupid Dillon off the road,

and he just smiles and keeps going. What a, to own a town like that. Dalton, I'm only correcting you because it's roadhouse. Sorry, Dalton. It's Roadhouse. Who's Dylan? That's, that's, Outsiders. Jay's Dylan.

Jay's Dylan. Bob Dylan. Yeah, Dalton. That was a great, great movie. But it was subtle. The original was so great. This is terrible. But again, the villain was doing pretty terrible things out there.

Beating and raping his chick they showed. This. But then she was doing yoga. That's true. With a black eye, which is commitment to the form. Yeah. I do appreciate that. No, but what the big bad villains trying to do in this is he's offering tons of money for a shit hole hole in the wall to move a mile down the road so they can build a beautiful luxury resort that people are going to come to and bring all kinds of economy to their little.

it's the dumbest they're she's wrong she's wrong she's wrong she's wrong she's wrong villain is the hero of the movie he's the hero when the original one you know he was a piece of shit but I loved his house was only worth six hundred and eighty thousand dollars that's it now for the Atlanta it was like a white house too remember it was still a lawn yeah a giant white house and he would just go out there and ride four-wheelers on tonight and stare at that little shanty that he happened to move I like that he moved in a barn across the street from the fucking evil mansion. The rich guy in town

at a split-level ranch with an addition. It was stupid. His main truck was a monster truck. Yeah. Hey, grab the monster truck. Hey, get a ladder and get in the monster truck. Inconspicuous. Come on, though.

Taking the monster truck through the car dealership. What a fun scene. That was great. There was nothing like that in the new roadhouse. What happened to monster trucks? Why are they not a thing anymore? I know. Is it illegal to have one?

I met those guys at X-5 podcast guys down in Huntsville, Alabama, or somewhere in Alabama they're at. He owned a monster truck. You just had one. What a fun thing. I guess you got to be down in the south to have one. Well, you have to have non-stop land. You can't take it to, like, fucking piggly-wiggly.

You can't go. I'm going to run the Barnes & Noble real quick. I'm going to take the monster truck. Yeah, but they were driving it around like it was no thing. Oh, yeah. It was one of his cars. Let's take the monster truck in case this guy doesn't play ball with us. Yeah, it's a great scene.

The new one, the fact that it's getting a part two is bat shit crazy. The only thing that came good, that came, that was good from that last movie was Post Malone, I think, saw himself and got himself in really good shape. He has now lost a ton of weight, and he's a thin guy now where he was kind of doughy in that. What a fucking star-fucking moment to put him in as a fighter. When you could have got real fighters, like a real guy shredded. Oh, well, that piece of Happy Gilmore threw Post Malone there also. I mean, just a mushy, tattooed, fucking hippie-dippy-dippy marshmallow post-malone. But he is, I'm telling you, this guy's lost 50 pounds from this.

Yeah. They should, yeah. He's slim. He's like slim, slim, now. I guess it would try to be like a redneck type thing, like a mushy redneck. Oh, listen, he looked good for the part. Is he just doing more Coke? He looked good. He looks good.

He's got Max's tits. He's got 12-year-old boy tits. He didn't get in shape. He just got thin. But he does look good for the part. I don't know. Whatever it is, though, he's slim. He's very slim.

He can't even throw a punch. He's a skinny guy. He throws a punch like my mother. Yeah, he throws a punch like a white rapper. Yeah, he hits with the little baby knuckles. This is so funny. Oh, yeah. And then this black lady's going to have no problems going to this place, right?

Yeah, she just walks in. I'm a well-dressed black woman. I'd like to talk to some of you hillbillies, please? Look, I know there's not a black lady. black person from 55 miles but uh hey real quick hey uh any you cracker's no guy named Dalton this movie sucked such shit they don't have a white person in the crowd hey can you come be a problem at my bar for a this company wants to give me seven times over value for me to move a mile away and build a much better place i hated that it was insane the there's no even

I know and they had to slide in that also it's like oh and they're selling drugs also but the real that's got nothing to do with her her issue with them is stop these terrible people because they're trying to make me shut down my shit bar it's the keys it's all about drugs that's the thing sure go to the keys and you can drink and use drugs and fuck dudes and nobody judges you don't have to that's not going there to fuck dudes isn't a thing I'm sorry I thought That's my, I was talking my thing. That's when I go down. When you hit the keys.

When I hit the keys, I do drugs. You go full Hemingway. I do. Yeah, I write. I fuck dudes. And I do coke. You write jokes with a feather pen. Yeah.

You stay coaked up. And you stay gaping. I adopt as many dogs as I can and I have chickens. Yes. God, what a great place. Yeah, that was a terrible. What was the theme? What was the storyline going to be in the Rhonda Rousey one?

Did they ever say? They just stopped that because she got her face kicked off twice in two back-to-back fights someone was like it just took two girls to be like I'm not afraid of this girl's name she's not a good fighter and they beat her mercilessly well they figured out that all as they have to do is stay away from her judo yeah and kick her in the head yeah she'll go down and you could knock her unconscious it's it's like one of three times a woman's been unconscious and fighting yeah she got two of them were her yeah what was it holly holie home that was the first one kicked her and then uh nune

Yeah, Nunez. Beat the shit out of her. Nunez, though, I mean, she scares the shit out of me. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't fight Nunez. But I'm just saying it. Just took two girls who were like, I'm not afraid that this girl's like the chick. There's just no one here who's good. Well, she can't, but the thing is, is Dana White was like,

there's no way girls are going to ever be this. She opened the gates. Yep. And she was fighting hot chicks. Yeah. You know, the hot girls who are fighters. And then real fighters. Crack up the volume in the cage, like, yeah.

We'll get that. You, Carano, Carano. Gina Carano was, she was good, but she was really fucking. I know. And what is it? She hates blacks or something now? Gina Caron did something. She got in trouble for something.

No, she was on, she was on. Oh, she's back in a big way now. Why? She got fired from Disney. She got fired from the Mandalorian because she was going against, this is back when, COVID and all that shit. And she kind of went against the grain and the head of Disney was like, fuck you. told the line bitch and she didn't

and they fired her and then she sued yeah back in the day she was smoking I mean look at her dude you dissoned you got caught she was hot that's why it was so funny remember this fight Gina Carrano versus Chris Cyborg who's just like it's like hey you want to see this beautiful

girl get beat up by a man lady bring up that fight's got to be something Chris Cyborg was is a woman that genuinely for all the shit I talk I'd be like well not her I don't want to fight her I'd rather her husband is less scary than her

Yes Yeah She's uh Do you ever see what was his name One of the fighters made her cry in the audience Because he beat the shit out of her husband And started yelling at her She was like fuck you

And look at your husband And she was crying in the audience Oh Gina Crono is so pretty And it's just a guy throwing her around the crate cage Yeah some Brazilian dude From a favela Tucked her dick between her legs And beat the shit out of that Italian

be pretty lady must be yeah it's a poor poor italian hot chick got her fucking shit kicked out of her must be pretty oh man isn't that so funny that and I can't speak for both of them but Gina Carrano in the middle of all this look at her getting tossed around and squeezed up and choked out by this man beast and right right there in the center of the front of those shorts Jacob is her stupid little pussy but not on the other one I'm not speaking for both of these gals but she did have a moment she got on top she's full mount Yeah, she full-mounted her. Wait, what? Did Gina Carano beat the shit out of this chicken?

I'm remembering it wrong? She got off her for some stupid reason. She shouldn't have. Because she has no idea what to do. Yeah. She can't believe this lion's not attacking her. Tell you what you do, you take that dick out and take a lick. Absolutely.

Settle her right down. Do you pull it out and just start jerking off to her? That would be fucking so hot if Cyborg would have just stayed on the ground? She started... But Gina Crone got up and just started pulling up and just started to get her and started jerking it off like with the thumb on the top. Oh, that's her now? Never mind. She's fat.

Is that Gina Corona? Yeah, she got heavy. Yeah, don't care. She got big during, you know what she got big during? Thrower in the Rachel Ray bucket. I'm done with them. I'm not telling the world you're hot anymore. She got big during, when she was on the Mandalorian, she got big.

But she wound up having kids and stuff. She got married. She got a little fat. I heard it's because she was eating Mandamorian. Yeah. Is that my agent? I like that. but she's

who was the other one there was another hot one too though Misha Tate Misha Tate was Yeah but Misha Tate though Her nose touched every direction of her face Her nose was

All the way east west And north south It was like a camel's nose Yeah I like it But they could make her look pretty In times Yeah Misha Tate She also had some fappanings

Christine if you wouldn't mind Misha Tate had a fapting She is hot She was hot But she got the shit kicked out of From by Ronda Rousey She wouldn't She wouldn't tap

and ronda rousey broke her fucking arm at her elbow it's so gross well that was the move she had she'd judo throw and then she'd arm bar and then arm bar and that was it and they just figured out okay don't go near her throw shit at her head oh yeah yeah is that her yeah it looks like art that's her that's her tit oh she's hot man that now there's her butt's a little masculine there what come on bobby let me see no it's a woman okay right there come on bobby that's not you know I like it's just a bad it's a bad angle in so many ways but she put that out in the world pregnant tits you don't like those no come on no they're for something yeah look at my big feeders look at these bags yeah

yeah there we go she had some stuff in the butt oh oh my god what is that a nice pus what what oh christine you like a you like a you like a you like a packaged puss, huh? You don't like the... I'll agree with Christine on this. The girl's got a nice post. You don't like it out at all. There it is right there.

You like a nice... You like the flower to be, like to bloom. You don't like it to be bloomed, right? Christine, the man's asking you a question. That is a drop. Do you like it bloomed or not bloomed? Okay. I get you.

Christine, we're on radio. Blooms or unbloomed? I'm not answering about your blooming questions. Now you make it sound like an HR problem Jesus Christ Bobby I'm not going to be answering these questions and I will be talking to somebody

It's repeat those are the goodies Yeah she's cute She got a shit kicked out of her too Are there any Oh there is There's a fighter now Actually she beat Holly home She came and beat Holly Home right away

Which is funny Holly home beat Ronda Rousey And then Misha Tate beat Holly Home I think right away I got the belt back And then Mish Tate I think retired pretty soon after And then you need to just beat the shit

everybody. Yeah, she was on ESPN. She was the first one, um, on ESPN, Karano, Gina Karano. And then they had, what's her name? Look how hot she is still with that stupid little pussy. She's so tough and still. Gina Karato was the prettiest. That stupid little pussy. I liked her. Dude, even when she could throw is a devastating kick that would break your ribs, sending your own rib going into your lung, puncture lung and send you to the hospital. Just right up, up that leg that she kicked you with? Stupid little pussy. Just a little, dumb little hole you can just do this too.

Yeah, you can put your finger in it, and it's going to be a, it's going to be all flappy and weird. You can pick them up like a six-pack. Yeah. It's great. Hey, that's awesome. I'm glad to see you train from morning till night. Let me just grab this right here. Badoop. So, so she was supposed to be in Roadhouse? They were

going to do a roadhouse with. Rhonda Rousey, and then they scrapped it, I think, when she just lost. Yeah, there's no real info other than it was supposed to happen. They changed direction from the Jake Gyllenha. She can't act. She's terrible. She's terrible. She's Is that what it was? Well, here's the thing, Gina Carrano, her first movie, they tried to make her an action star,

and they had to go in and overdub her voice because her... Her acting's terrible. Her acting was terrible, so they had somebody go in and do her voice, which was sucked. What was that stupid movie? They took Christa Lee out of, and they put in Tignitaro just playing the whole thing in an ensemble cast to a green screen. It's so funny. Yeah.

It's like, there's just an outline around her, and Tignitonara was just awkwardly in every scene in the movie since. Not with anyone in their shots. What is it? What the fuck was it? It's the Vegas zombie movie. Was it zombies? Zombies in Las Vegas.

They have to go in and get something. Chris DeLea was in it. And then when he got canceled, they just put Tignitaro and as an ultimate sign. Like, not only are we not having this guy you hate right now, we're going to put in the most unhatable cancer surviving, titless lady. Was that the one with what's his name from Guardians of the Galaxy, the Wrestler?

Yes. Batista is in it for sure. I saw Batista, yeah, I saw that movie. He's definitely, I can't remember what the fuck it's called. I don't either, but it was a weird movie. It was good but bad. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Yeah, it was good bad.

But man, what a fucking weirdo. Did you find out what's it called, Christine? Sorry, I was cueing to show you Rhonda Rousey's bad acting. Oh, they have something of it? Well, she was on Entourage, so I found something from that. Oh, you should find Gina Carrano's bad. When she was the star of this movie, hard i don't know she was like a just a badass and they don't have her voice that much kill you

that's like Aaron berg yeah when he was in uh what the fuck was that movie he was in and they took a law and order or some shit no it was daredevil oh daredevil yeah hey mister we're gonna do you do it yeah that's a great you have a telephone call at the front desk one of the best paging Mr. Herman the Chrystalia Tignitaro movie was called Army of the Dead Thank you

Army of the Dead That's it And they just plug her in They just cut him out of a picture And put her in And it's just an outline around her And like everyone's always looking at someone She's like looking the wrong way

He just only do so much with it She's like She walks in like Hey guys What do you guys talk What do you guys think the plan is Everybody's like over here It's great

It was such a funny awkward thing to watch Army of the Dead What's this? What do you bring it up? That movie blue too. Something's freezing me up I'm just trying to get out of it. Oh yeah, look,

everyone's freaking out over there. Oh, Christ. Everything's freaking the fuck out. She's a really bad actress. Who is? Rhonda Rousey. Tigg? Oh.

Tig? I don't know. God bless her heart. She had to do the best she could. She played to nobody. That was bizarre. She just was in an empty room and have to say things.

I didn't even realize it when I watched the movie. I didn't even realize. I got to rewatch that. You didn't know that? I thought there was the whole thing. I don't know, dude. I didn't realize it at all.

Every time they cut to her, she's talking alone. She's not with anyone. All right. So explain this to me. They replaced him. They shot the home movie and then brought her back and just did green screen and threw in the movie. She wasn't in the movie. Who's that?

Kimmy calling me? Oh, yeah. Answer it. Oh, we're going to. Kimberly. Jay. How are you? You're on.

We're pre-recording. bonfire right now. So is this not a thing you should say on a microphone? I mean, it's a thing that people would love to hear. It's kind of up to you. By the way, Amy Schumer commenting on the videos saying, he goes, gee, I can't believe you guessed me. I only guessed Amy because you said it was like a, well, like a popular, like big comics. I'm trying to think of a big name. I was trying to tell her and Nikki. I was like, he was just naming, like, famous female comedians.

Yeah. And it's so funny when my manager texts me, Amy Schumer has entered the chat. Yeah, I don't know if I can say this, but... Well, you can say it, and you can tell us if we can cut it. You got your money. Tell us you got your money. No, no, I haven't. But I just heard 35 seconds ago that legal team will be contacting you guys soon.

Us? Yes, bonfire specific. Why us? What do we do? I don't know, but I'm glad it's on y'all. If you don't think we're... If you don't think we're throwing it back on y'all, you're out of your mind. I'm saying this...

Yeah, no, it's never never name said. We never named said nothing. Never a name said. Is it going to sue our comment section? Yeah. But I will say this also because the guesses were the ones that I keep saying. It's definitely not Jessica Kiererson. Jessica Kierston wouldn't do that.

Yeah. It was Judy Gold. There you can't put it together. That's right. Judy Gold, sue me. Bobby, this is actually pretty good, if I'm being completely honest. Like, Howard Stern was sued over and over and over again. I've never been sued over something.

Yeah. I'll take a good sue. I don't want this girl to get my tiny house. That would be so, Bobby. If we had to stand there while they demolished your tiny house to put a mansion on the property. Imagine she sews and takes your fingerless gloves I've got nothing left You only have one nose ring left

Yeah, it just takes two of my nose rings She took my hair dye, dude You can't die your hair anymore It's over She becomes a legion of skanks It'd be so great if they sue us Win the money and then they use it to pay Kim I'll tell you what

That would be so sick. I'll take that circle of life. It's the Puerto Rican circle of life. Whatever gets our girl, Kimmy paid, you know what I mean? If this was Kim's whole thing at the beginning, look, I'll say it, you sue them, you get the money, and you give it to me. They're in cahoots. That would hurt the most. All right, Kim, well, I'll see you.

I'll let you know when we get served. All right, hit me up, let me up. I'll go to court. Love you, Kimmy. your mom i said hi bye well you guys we're about to get jammed up the ass huh how do you sue when there's no name said

i don't know maybe we were we were talking about the person but we never said who the person was so whoever's going to sue us doesn't know who but they could get the i'm putting the system on trial i'll sue back think i will sue back i'm counter suing you know what though it is for mental anguish that's when you

made it. I'll tell you when you made it. When you get new teeth and you get sued. Yeah, right? It does feel good. Yeah, we have not been, so we have the new teeth. I can't look. I got to wake up, bro. I got a court date in the morning here. I don't know. I'm getting fucking sued again. I'm going to court next Wednesday. Our legal team will be notifying. That's nice. Yeah. Well, what's that? No, I mean, if you're going to get us, dude, jam us up the ass. You know what I mean? Get us. And then we're just like little fucking peon's down here. I'd love to say out of school that Jim McClure will make sure that there is a fleet of the juieist lawyers right now

waiting for some kind of thing like this. But I would guess they will hang us out the dry here. And then offer her a show. That sounds like a bit of a you problem, my man. She's going to offer everybody to her for her show. She'll come and be like, look, I'll do their time spot. And they'll pay her $80 million. She's going to come in for her.

$125, $126 million deal. And she'll get Kim to be our co-host. Sorry, guys. Money talks. Me, you're doing a podcast in your basement? It's called Franamis. Yeah, we're fucked. If we get sued, it's all on us.

Oh, yeah. We're going to have to do a go fund me like Kyle Seas. What would a loss, like what kind of numbers do you think that is? That'd probably be $100,000 in lawyer fees. you know and then we'd have to settle for us for us yeah no no if we go to court we're absolutely representing ourselves wait a minute wait a minute what do you know the law no oh okay then yeah let's do it but i was uh i was married to a lawyer i think she did mostly property stuff no that's it and some uh what's that you have watched uh sovereign citizen i've also watched a

sovereign citizen's so you know what i've assume me for what my money doesn't even work here This is legal tender I will give her I will give her that money in tree bark I'm up to date on all the psych episodes I watch them like 50 times So I can pick the jury Because I know I could just tell by people

Certain movements who is good who's bad That's all you Yeah I'll play candy crush while you do that But I'm telling you when it comes time to show up in court Dude and fucking wow this jury All those years of crowd working Are really come into play here

What are we gonna wear? Are we wearing suits or just No I think we go in our casual clothes just like this. Okay, cool. I think we go just like this. No, no, no. We respect the court. I want to dress like Paul Verzi.

I want to wear a mock turtleneet, a gold chain, and some nice tight jeans, and some fancy shoes. Can I say you're both wrong? For sure, you dress both of you like Johnny Depp does in court. What's that? Like pirates? Like Willie Walker? Rock and roll suit.

A rock and roll suit. Yeah, I don't want to come off pompous stuff. So you want to wear a suit, but with a handkerchief. I say we do. I say my cousin. Vinny. We wear tails. We get vintage tails. How about that? How about if we both wear tuxed? Yeah, tuxedos. Is that good? Yeah. With hats. Single-hasted. With top hats, though. We have top hats and cans. Single-breasted? Maybe one of us goes double-breasted? I think that's

single-breasted. That's too good. That's not... No, I don't know. No, that's like a magician. I don't do that. No. That's like the prestige. He won. He won. No, no, I know, but I think me and Bobby, you're going to go with full bow ties. Yeah, bow tie. Like bow tie tuxedos. Somebody, one has a top hat, one has a cane. And when you walk in, you fall, but then you roll and you stand up like you're okay. I like that.

Like the Willie Wonker. And those vests, and we'll both wear those vests where it's just front. There's no back to the vest really. It's just like a strap that goes around your neck and waist. Yeah, but my tie, when you push it, it rolls up. Weir, we have a flipping dickie? Yeah, we have a flipping dicky. Yeah, so let's get flipping dickies as a distraction mode.

Yeah. Whenever someone's going weird, our dicky will flip up, like, Elmer Fudd, and then we'll push it back down. Are we doing gloves? No gloves. We will walk in with white gloves. We will remove them as if to now address that we are inside. Right. I say you remove one and slap, whoever it is in the face and you challenge them.

And then Black Lou, which will make a lot of people uncomfortable, Black Lou is going to be holding a giant umbrella for us as we walk as we take our seats in the court. And then when he's done, he's going to put the umbrella down and then like, I like the way you move, dance out of the place. And then we'll present it. We'll be like, that's Black Lou, everybody. That's Black Lou. He's our umbrella guy. I like to where you move.

We have DJ Lou there, like just introing us in with music, yes. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. When we're done, what we're doing is like, you have the gung-gong. That's what we need you for all day long. Yeah. And I'll be like, well, that seems pretty crazy because we never said your name you. What I'm told is a slut.

Wow. that's great we're getting we're getting sued this is this is funny now but watch watch uh 500 thousand dollars later this is this is this is only funny you guys are back in the city in a studio this is only funny what's up well i'll tell you i honestly don't know what we could be sued for when nobody ever said christine you're overthinking it i'll tell you what though if we get crammed up the ass for a lot of money on this i'm telling you who better come in and save help save the day mm-hmm you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah yeah Mm-hmm.

Defending your honor. Mm-hmm. You better coming to save the day. Right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. He's making him say it. I've said enough. That's cool. Well. Dude, what if we're financially crushed? That would be hilarious from this. If I had to, like, move into the tiny house, sell my house and have to travel every day from the tiny house

to get four and a half hours a day to work. Christine's writing notes. She's worried. You are worried. Why, Christine? We didn't say anything. We didn't do anything. Oh, because it's a girl,

so Christine technically would have to fight her if we saw. Oh, that's true. You don't have to beat her up. Me and Bobby are simply going to be the team of lawyers. But, Christine, you're the enforcer on this one because it's a girl. So do me a favor and start training a little bit because I think right now you would get your shit kicked in. I don't want to fight. Christine.

For your man? I'll have... We've been watching... Baddies. I'll have Don do it. Thank you. Don has to show. We've been watching baddies. You know, sometimes she's got to stand on ten toes down. Don, Don is always on ten toes down, ready to fucking go. Hair's always in a scrunchy, ready to fight.

Did you hear what Christine just said? I can't believe we dwell in the same house. Why would she say? She doesn't want to stand on business. Wow. You know what you should do right now? What? You should stand on business and teach her a fucking lesson. She's about to need that? She's about to need that. But she's backing down, yo.

Yo. She's backing down. You ain't no fun if she's backing down. That's true. She's weak. She's a weak-ass bitch. Yeah, she's water, son. Damn, dude. I didn't know that. Jacob, looks like you're going to have to fight this bitch for us. She's seven inches taller than you, so I'm going to need you to go.

I mean, a lot of power and get her on the ground. You've got to level at the playing field. Thank you. Yeah, you're going to have to go in and bite her Achilles quick. Absolutely. And I mean, like, where there's blood on your cheeks. She thinks you're ravenous. Yeah.

You look like Jack Black and Tropic Thunder when he bit the bat. You understand? Now, DJ Lou, the jersey's got to come out of you, dude. All that fury. All right, I got a lot built up. Absolutely. That's frightening. No, no, he's got a lot of fury inside of them.

I scared the shit out of me when he said that, like that. All right, I got a lot built up. Got to go somewhere. Yeah, dude, uncork it on this husband. Yeah. It's going to be a circus. Some will call it kangaroo court. The king, the king, the clip went viral.

Did it? It's over a moment. A million, what was it, million two? No. What is it? Is it? Yeah, where is it? Million point two right now on Instagram.

No shit. Put my glasses on. There you go, yeah. Are we funny in the clip? It's 2.2.1 million on Facebook. TikTok is 369K and YouTube is 700. But do we say anything funny or is it just the info? No, it was a funny clip.

Okay. But it was very interesting. Oh, yeah. Well, people are, and I know, everyone's asking me. Yeah. I don't know where these numbers are from. Well, I don't know. You don't have to investigate them.

They're from a piece of paper I read. It's not going to look bad. What the hell? There's seven bazillion on TikTok. Trying to find the seven bazillion. Well, leave it alone. Let them try and figure it out individually that we're lying. Hey, everybody out there.

Go look and see if we're lying. That'll get a few more. Jesus Christ, Christine. It's show business. Well, they're going to find out in two seconds. Yeah, find out by themselves. Okay. What was that say?

795 Yeah So it went up So it went up Nice Yeah Is that YouTube That's

Yeah we're 738 before That's what I said Bobby started saying Multiple millions No no Where are the millions It's on Instagram

Instagram is 1.2 million And on Facebook it's 2.1 million Get her, Bob Can I just Boom Why are you doubting us

Yeah why I don't like Your shitty confidence In this show I saw shitty confidence There it is you. Why are you fucking investigating us?

I'm just trying to see where it is because that's exciting. That's, well, just be excited. Okay. But she can't be excited if it's not real. Yeah, it's not real. On Instagram. Go to Instagram.

Let me tell you something. On Facebook, yeah. False, like, positivity. Yeah. It's starting the way on me a bit. I got devastated yesterday going in the Legion of Skanks. The last couple months of Legion of Skanks, when we walk in to the room,

when we first walk into the room when she's seeing the views there you go a lot of views what is it three million six hundred and so it's way more now it went up

it went up a lot buddy this is going this is getting crazy this is getting crazy the best part for me is we're getting sued we're getting fucked

Christine's face the thumbnail face she makes on the YouTube is my favorite first of yeah I just can't believe it's not I'm going to

I figured out you have a, I'm taking your technique that you took. You got a good video technique that you did. I'm going to start using it. What's that? Standing up during the videos. Yeah. I look like a little fat hamburger sandwich. When I'm trying to stand up on the videos a bit.

And when Black Lou starts filming too, I try to jump up. Yeah, dude. Black Lou, I mean, he was sandwiched. I can lose all the way in the world. I just don't have a sit body. I don't have a sit body either, dude. look at the clip like you're standing and then you go back to me you look great and then you go back to me I look like a little look at my little fat all my bellies mushed up that's so funny

the Amy Schumer too why the fuck did jay guess me she said she said it's a very popular female comic you were just guessing female comics because she was like it's somebody that doesn't deserve it but I think that came in later so it was probably offensive to be guessed oh no but someone we did throw out there every single name I think I got done the Wendy Liebman at one point yeah um wow no and i've said for the record amy schumer's always beckshire been quite good to me it's true though she has been all right still trying to stay in the business

i think i'm sure i'm sure i will never be used moving forward uh anything amy schumer does again ever but she uh historically has always been cool to me okay good hooked it up I just want you to know that the woman gives. She's not suing you, shut up. Luke, you get this for the clip, please? She gives.

Yeah, gives what? She gives more than, huh? Right. The opportunity. Oh, God, I can't. What happens? She wrote me, Lou, please, my camera. Oh, hang on.

Amy Schumer, am I rolling? Amy Schumer, and I've said this before. Yeah. Has given me many opportunities. Yeah. She has fought for me to get money. to be treated with respect and properly on the oddball tour

put me on her show several times she's been very good to me no audition just hey we want you to do this part what part was it I was the dog stripper delivery guy I was the one of the main guys in the gang bang

um that I did on that show I think it's not that hard to fight you don't have to audition for either one of those a gang bang and a fucking dog dude so you're saying she did nothing for me. I mean, I'm just saying that it's not, it's not like you do.

On an oddball, she fought for me to get money when I would host the main stage and I got it. Okay. And the travel, they were like kind of fucking me on a little bit and she like took care of that too and like made sure that they fixed it. So point being, the fact that people get her or Jessica Kiersen both are not, oh, look at this me. It's the gang bang guy. Why do you look like a fat Indian old woman? I swear to God, I thought you were an old Indian mom. What the fuck?

Why did you do pigtails, brother? This was their choice. Funny sketch. Oh, my God. I got to respect you, though. You said, hey, you got a robe. Everybody else is wearing a towel. Absolutely.

You went, you know, is there a robe back there? And that other fat guy was like, fuck, there was only one robe. I definitely, like, they were like, oh, yeah, I guess. that it'd be kind of funny like you're the guy wearing the robe i gotta respect it so i did not want to all right so yeah i'm not having my shirt off yeah just you know she treats people good i tell you right there amy and jessica kerson's a doll i love that we never do that either and it's either of those people was who the person was well we don't know that i was forced to i know exactly what the person is kim's talking about yeah we do but we they don't no they don't know

but i just want you know it's not jessica kerson make sure you beep that out by the way um what that's not jessica kierston no the per we did say it's beginning yeah we have a lot of beeps on this one do we Amy can I say something right there Amy is really cute right there and she didn't she look at that I'm not he woman before with that she's got trashed because she became a movie star but Amy is a cute chick oh she got trash because she fucking you know became chubby what's that you heard me I don't see that yeah I yeah you do she's been very good to me when she doesn't mean she didn't gain 80 pounds Lou bring my camera back up oh fucking

I got fat too I was fat we all get fat I find her attractive oh shit you got a lot fat always buddy I mean

fuck you Christine I was a lot fat on her yes I was but not a but you know what it's relative yeah it's like dog years

yeah you're a boy yeah she's girl fat was as fat as me oh my god Chris Farley thing going on I don't say shit like that what the fuck

you fucking Hollywood ass kissers I tried to be funny if she puts Jay in a huge movie of this i threw it i threw it uh i threw it uh i threw it at amy uh a little bit back in the day shut it down shut it down quick never threw it at her hmm never threw it at her i try i took one little shot what was it very benign not just like a small text flirty and it didn't go for a hot dog

no you like hot dogs no i didn't like hot dogs bobby bobby amy schumer's been very good to me all right fit she was she's good to you i love that i have to do this only agent of skanks i gotta do this here now all right i won't take part in this okay fine buddy she's been good to a lot of people she put me in the show i was in the show i wouldn't defend i like nicky very much okay uh nicky's a friend but i i i wouldn't defend like this oh god amy schumer's been very good to me okay what we should get another fucking sick i do you think i'm there's a smile coming behind this that i'm joking no i think there's something i'm sure i have one thing that i'm serious about what the fact that amy schumers been very good to me

Amy Schumer's been good to you. That's great. She's great. That's fantastic. That's great. And you don't say anything else after that. I'm not saying anything else after that. You fucking phony baloney.

Phony baloney. Yeah, you fat Indian. Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer. I do resemble a fed Indian in that picture. At the Madonna concert, came over, hug my daughter and her roommate, made their fucking year. It looked so cool for me.

They were so stoked on it. She's been good to me. Yeah. She's great. You have your own issues with her. I do not. You don't like her. Of course I like Amy.

She's been very good to me. But I'm not going to treat her. So isn't Colin Quinn and Jim Norton. But I'm not going to lick their assholes like you're doing right now for some reason. Maybe she's never been that good to you. I'm not going to have DJ Lou play a fucking background music, a soundbed behind my ass kissing. I'm not going to apologize for saying you got to say the people who help you. Listen, Mark Marron's been a twat to me before.

too. Guy also gave me an opportunity in comedy when I was way young. Mark put me in it. Got to say the good. Got to say the good. Look at Mark has put me in his show. I was in his show and on his podcast.

I was on his podcast too. Mark Marin. I'm in the book of the podcast. That's great. They made. So Mark Marin. Always got to say, guys been very good to me.

Fucking Hollywood. You can say what you will about this guy. You can say, all your things have made by Mark Marrown. I go, sure. Yeah, no, I see that. Without a doubt. What do I think about Mark Maron?

Guys has always been really, really good to me, man. You guys's been good to me. me some good opportunities. I hate Hollywood, Jay. I hope you choke on one of those fucking chips we have for break. I think I killed it on the comedy channel. What? Mark Marin. Mark Marin also. The guy plays

guitar. Can I get my camera back up a loop for this also? Please, God. We're rolling? All right, Mark Marin. Stand up. It came out. What's the fuck's wrong. I'm my apologies. Yeah, you've been sitting the whole time. Let me do a retake of the Amy one then. Let me do

the Amy one again then. Get that fat Indian old lady off the screen, too, behind. I think it should be in a shot she look behind you she has on this oh god let me stand like it's like I just look like I'm just pontificating yeah shall do redo Amy's yeah go ahead don't say mean stuff I'm not gonna say mean stuff

I take this really seriously I know you do there's only a few things I take seriously yeah I know people talk bad about Amy Schumer Mark Warren of my presence fine I like they're both good people Amy Schumer yes undeniably it's been very good to me in my career she's been good to a lot of She fought for me to get better

travel. Yep. Wow. On oddball. Okay. She fought for me to get paid on the main stage of oddball or they were not before. Yeah. Put me on a show without auditions. Just offer me a little part. I mean, she didn't audition anybody. She just put us in. Were you on the show?

Dude, you, what? Yes. I was. How many times? Twice. Were you now? Yeah, I was now. Why? Why? Because I was... So how can you talk about it like this now?

I haven't talked. I haven't said anything. I'm just, is not sucking her asshole like you. This is asshole sucking because someone who... Look it. There you go right there. Do my camera back over here? Oh, look at me. Look at me and Bald Norton. Look at it. There you go. But that was just like a throw

a friend like a bone. That was not a bone. That was one of the most popular sketches she had that year. You look like Dr. Evil. Oh, look at Norton. You know, it's so funny, they gave us hot oil cream and I put it on her back and it burnt her back. I felt terrible. But that's when she found out about my dead toenail. Because

in the middle of the scene she went what the fuck is on your foot I was like that's my dead toenail she's like why didn't you demand that wear like shoes or something I don't know I didn't care yick yeah yuck is right wow so I don't know

maybe you didn't find that to be as a Lou my camera please maybe you didn't find that to be as great an experience as I did I don't really have TV aspirations I didn't like really work towards that so for someone you're right are you

For someone that just What? Give you an opportunity like that. Are you welling up right now? Who doesn't? I don't know. I get emotional when I talk about her. You don't get emotional when you talk about anything,

except steak and cheese steaks. Sorry, I fixed it. And Mark Marin? Oh, God. The guy shreds? Shreds what? Guitar? Totally shreds.

All right. Oh, you. Hollywood fucking ocherson's make me sick. He thinks what I'm, do he thinks everything that I do in comedy is worthless in the shittiest form of comedy literally hates what you do he hates what you do you sit down and go where you from fucking wants to throw something in your head he hates it he thinks it borderline is void of talent it's yeah he said it do you do you love what he does Christine

don't do don't do that yeah what pontificating he yes has given me a lot of opportunity in this business what did he give you very good to me what did warm-ups on his TV show. Ooh, that's fun. He asked me, like, pretty young for what that show was to do a what-the-fuck podcast. And that was a big deal for me when I got it. Yeah, when he first did it at the clubs and everybody did it? No, in his house.

Yeah. At his garage in LA. Oh, I did it before that. I did it at the comedy club. Oh, yeah. That's before it popped. That was when Amy and Jessenek were dating. about that?

Yes. I do remember that. Does Jesselnack, do you have anything about him that he helped you too? No, I think actually he's put together

a slight minimal effort to take me down, but I still also is my camera on? Anthony Jezelnack is a fantastic comedic mind. Shut the fuck. What?

I don't know. Maybe he's not around comedians enough, but he seems very angry, but I think the guy's world-class funny to me. So, you know, I can't, what you say?

Hollywood. I never thought I'd see the day. when you wanted to make it so much that you're Hollywood Jay. You really are. You make me sick to my stomach. I'll take a shot at somebody

if someone can take a shot at. Good, take a shot. There was other people on that list. I put Nikki on that list. You say something about her. Nikki Glazer, maybe is the hardest working person I've ever seen in stand-up comedy. She's everywhere all at once,

dancing at the stars, stand-up tours, selling out all over the place. Okay, we'll say, what about El- humiliating her mail-opiners. What about Ellen? Say something about Ellen. You got something good to say about her, Hollywood, Jay? She's out of the business, so it's...

Who even cares about that? I have no interactions with Ellen DeGeneres. Okay, there you go. You want to take a shot at somebody? Go ahead. Go on throw me another name. I'll throw you another name. You ready?

Yeah, go on give me somebody who can just fucking lay into it. Bonnie McFarlane. A piece of shit. Bonnie McFarland, maybe the greatest writer working in the New York comedy scene, for sure. I mean, everything she says is, hilarious. Natalie Cuomo. I said, okay.

Oh, whoof. Yum. Come on. Come on, Hollywood, Jay. We're going to get sued twice. It's a sold-out show, and you want to say mean shit to me, okay? So don't fucking do that. Come on, Hollywood, Jay. What do you got?

She told me not to say mean shit about her. Okay. She just said it. She just said, don't fucking do that. So you got to do what you told. Look me in the fucking eyes Listen Funny or not

Got to respect a woman's choice She doesn't want me to say mean stuff to her Right So what can I do about that? Okay So go let's try somebody else Okay Tignitaro

Okay There you go Now we're cooking with gas I got nothing on that one dude She might be a raging piece of shit I think she's nice Huh? Nothing

Do you know her? No I don't know at all either She would just not like me. Although, you know what, I'm trying to stop doing that thing. Well, yeah, I have no problem

to take Ticcaro. Trashing people? No, not trashing people. That's great. That's fun. Assuming people will not. Me and Lewis both have talked about trying to get better at that.

And I think that was fun to watch. The one that it was fun to watch on fully loaded whatever was last year, two years ago, was a fortune fiendster. Love her. And by the time, Lewis came, I had already done a show with her,

and it was kind of like, I think at one point they were even trying to figure out a way to like, whatever half of the show she's on we'll put Lewis on the other really it was very bizarre she's awesome

she was cool they got along great and everything she's awesome she's awesome she's funny man she's fun to hang with but I can see I understand Lewis's thing I'd have that too I would go a fortune theme she's like a lesbian comedian she's just gonna think what I'm doing is blah blah but

she was a doll and funny as hell anybody who can hang out with that bread queen for more than a couple hours is a good awesome fun person That's sourdough pickle eater Oh dude Tom Papa

Black Lil if you wouldn't mind Tom Papa I love Tom Papa So you can't say anything good He is so goddamn funny What he is To watch another guy Who's always open his arms to me

From the get-go When he was a successful comic And I was a nobody Always remembered my name He's a great guy And was just a friendly Friendly guy And I look forward to seeing

And I look forward to seeing him Working with him again in the future I can't Yep. I mean, look, I can't, I love Tompapa, one of my friends. But you call him like a bread queen. It's like you'd... He's the bread queen of Cincinnati, isn't he? Cincinnati? I don't know. Didn't he win a ward?

The best bread in Cincinnati? I'm unaware of that. Look, he stole my bread. He stole my bread thing. Huh? That was my thing. That would have skyrocketed me. See, this is the kind of stuff. I'm not going to get involved. Whatever do. Of course you're not because you're Hollywood Jay. I think the guy makes bread. He loves it. It's a passion project. Oh, I can't stand, Hollywood Jay.

So ever since you've got a heated pool You've turned into this other guy Every since you've got a gazebo With a TV outside You're a different It's a pavilion You're both different Oh shit

This is all funny games Someone just serves us out front While we're eating Chick-fil-A I can't wait And we're going to be like this hey you big jay and robert kelly we're gonna get we'll be getting up to take our photo and like you've been served fatties i know i'm still gonna ask me if they want to take a picture do you guys take a picture still what if they do i mean while we're here oh jay he's taking funny come on dude

give us us a little heads up oh he's coming back over he probably thought i was gonna say something nice about somebody i don't i really don't have a beef with any comedian i don't want to I've never had a beef with really anybody. Even Marin, who used to, when Garfrey, I used to host Garfrey was on, he would come down and just be like, why the fuck do you guys have to yell? I'd be like, Marin, you're cool, just chill. I love you. You're funny. He's funny.

I'm funny. You don't have to hate us because we're louder than you. And he's like, I don't. No, he's like, okay. Yeah, I feel that's the kind of like thing to talk, Marin. You could talk to Marion about any of it, and he'd be fine. You could, I confront him with shit. and if he's wrong he'd back down or say sorry he's he's yeah he's always he's never ever

and I know I know people that hate him I know people that just don't like him Lou over here please that's crazy to hate Mark Marron do you hate comedy do you hate comedy do you hate art the art of it yeah the whole thing it's you hate all of art that's insane because he's all art I don't associate I guess with people who'd feel that way about him right you can take it back over there lives I can't, I can't, I hate Hollywood, Jay. You're trying to do it a little bit. You're trying to walk the line.

No, no, no, I'm, I'm being actually honest. You're being holly, you're being, I love Mark Marin. You do not enjoy Mark Maron. I've always loved Mark Maron. I've always been a fan of, I was actually, he stole seven of your jokes. He's not stole seven, it was three. Three of your jokes. Three of my jokes made them way better.

Well, there's a lot more meat on that bone it turns out of that subject. You know that's funny that you said that because when I first moved to the city, I was at Gotham. Remember old Gotham, the original worm? I was at Gotham trying to audition and he was on the show after me. I went up and did all my jokes and my agent, Maddie Frost, who was my just trying to work at me at the time. He was not even a manager yet. He was like, yo, man, you got to quit doing those jokes. Mark Marin has the same joke.

I had a joke about Q-Tip. like cleaning your ears was as to me better than coming I'd rather clean my ear with a Q-tip and get in there and I was like you ever clean your ears and take a shit at the same time I remember the bit buddy remember that bit I'm gonna tell you this though whatever Mark Marin's version of it is didn't involve him stomping his foot on the ground like a fucking dog getting excited I remember that part of the bit I do but I had he was like Mark has the same bit and it's better and it's better you should you You should dump that bit, and I remember I dumped it.

You got rid of it. Yeah, I got rid of it. But I remember that. Yeah. Mark, did I tell you that I asked him about doing Story Awards in L.A.? And when he messaged me back? What do you say? Or he said, he goes, yeah, what's the angle?

What he wrote, which is funny. Funny way to put it. So I explain, like, you know, in a pretty thick paragraph, like what the game is. And I go, but I can send you, you know, an episode. You'll get it in a second. And then I wrote another text going, I really hope you say yes now for all. that writing and he was like it's good to write sometimes jay oh wow you gunt wow

fuck oh my that fucking makes me no oh man oh man i like when the kermudgeon's are the kermudgeon's though it's everyone's supposed to kind of play their role to some degree that's what i mean i said jessonik also do story wars and he was like it's great to hear from you jay no to you. You know they're not saying no to you. I don't care. They're saying no to your partner in crime. DeLewis.

Yeah, they don't like Robin. They love Batman. That's so funny. It's so good. They're funny. You guys, Jay, it's crazy. No. Well, that's why I never got mad at Jerry Seinfeld

when he did that, not you shit to me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because I remember I went to call and I was, because I knew they were friends. I was like, what the fuck? He's like, Bobby, he didn't become this guy. He's been this guy forever. That's him.

Yeah. Before he was a millionaire, he was just a dick. Yeah, cunt. And I was like, all right, if that's him, I'm cool with it. Yeah, I had a, he was, he was at the cellar the night that I passed, whoever the booker that I passed with at Stanton, New York. Yeah. And I went down to the cellar, like, you know, we'd always run back to tell Keith,

who brought us up there, like, hey, we got, you know, something's going good. Yeah. And I came back and said, and Seinfeld was there. And I think it was Colin was, I think being actually nice. And he goes, hey, Joe, this is Jay. he goes he just passed uh stay in new york tonight you know and jerry did like a really sarcastic like amount of like wow and i was like okay man yeah felt really good dude was that was that was that uh pocahontas jay did you oh did you have did you have pigtails no still short hair

before long hair it's uh yeah i've never had i don't have a problem i don't think i've ever had a problem with any comedian. No, that's insane for you to say. Who? You've been doing it so long. There's no way. I've had a couple of things pop up here and there, but I'm, I am not good at going to sleep on fucking drama.

Todd Lynn, I had a couple encounters with almost. I've had problems, but I've always, I'll confront it right away. I don't have anybody. But even confronting it, even if the confrontation is like, and you said this shit, don't say this shit anymore. You do still have somebody there. Like, you can let it go, but it's also there. I don't have any, I only have one person that I don't, I don't talk to.

Dawn. She's just a bitch. Yeah. I mean, she's, yeah. You can't get past it. I can't get past her shitty bitchiness. Yeah. Yeah.

DJ Lou's girlfriend. It's going to be someone just hilarious to say there's only one piece of shit I don't talk to. Christine. Yeah. Your dog. Dawkins is just an asshole. That asshole. No, but really, there's only one person I don't, I don't talk to when I probably never will.

That's it. I fought. Oh, yeah. Me and Billy used to fight... I'm like, who's this? Oh, yeah. Me and Bill used to fight every... I mean, we've fist fought.

We've fought, like physically. He won? No. You got to be in mind? He'd be the show to you? No. He tells people he's tougher than you. That's all right.

He did get me one time when we were playing roller hockey on pavement and he just mushed my face into cement. That was pretty funny. Damn, dude. He has no respect for you. It's probably what you talk about. Black, Lou, would you mind coming over here for one second?

What the fuck? Oh, shit. God damn it. Here comes... Getting to watch the journey of Bill Burr. Oh, God. From 12 people in a Caroline's after-work show that we're doing together, and I'm just excited to be there, and I'm watching them lay these fantastic jokes out there

in front of these dead audiences. And you just knew the world was going to find out one day. You knew the world was going to find out who Bill Burr was. And boy, did they find out. Thank you.