The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hot Barbeque w/Luis J Gomez & Zac Amico

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

Robert Kelly got sick and had to leave but Gas Digital's Luis J Gomez, Zac Amico, and Shannon Lee filled the studio with fun. Zac Amico broke a new bed and had to argue with the salesman afterward. Jay and the gang tell stories of following comedians who kill with bad comedy. Jay wants Black Lou to take a comedy class although he has no interest in doing stand-up. Lou's stage name will be Black Barbeque and they want to track his progress. "The Luis & Zac Show" is on The Gas Digital Network along with Shannon's show "The Thing Is." *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Some of us value it but not all of us Bonfire faction talk series xm 103. I'm big Jay Okerson We've lost Robert Kelly today he was here for the pre-record and uh, how do you say this politely? His insides were leaking out of his butt hole. He had lost 15 pounds in studio. We had to get him out of here before I got it or anybody else. Also, you'll hear on the pre-record,

throughout the course of the show, he kept talking about his ass and shitting problems all night and throwing up and then kept offering me things with his fingers. It was strange. He's probably driving home right now listening to this. He's probably going, I actually feel better now. I know that feeling.

I should've stayed. Now I'm not there at all gonna talk shit about me but I said Bobby go home buddy you feel terrible I'll do the live show this is gonna be a breezer because we have a lot of guests coming in we have not just the great Shannon and Zack Amico from the Lewis and Zach show. But also, Lewis is coming in. Easy peasy. Me and this guy are attached to hip broadcasting most of the time.

We do two other shows together, Story Wars, Legion of Skanks for 13 plus years now. It'll be nice and easy. And the show's getting close to showtime. I'm like, yeah, it's probably gonna be here any second now. I Wait to the last minute downstairs. I come upstairs to see Shannon and Zack sitting with the faces of you already know the answer to this

Where's Lewis late, yes, no one knows actually I don't like that you had to call your fattest and baldest friend separately And a nice feminine side Shannon will take over that Shannon Lee is here with us the great Zakimiko We're waiting on Louis. He'll get here when he decides to get here. I just like Christine do me a favor can you and maybe Black Lou and Jacob if you get a chance also Can you blow up his phone constantly with text saying like hey kind of need you on the show like what time eat? What's your ETA and but everyone do it separately or keep hitting him with different things What are they kept keep asking me what I want to eat well we do zoom episodes for Legion of skanks at home every week and

Well, we do Zoom episodes for Legion of Skanks at home every week, and Lewis is always running a little late for it. It's fine. I've planned for that almost in my head. So I start getting on about a 235 versus 230 when we're supposed to be on. So I start getting on there. And sometimes I'm going to be like, I'll be on 236 by the time I'm turning everything on. At whatever Lewis is sitting in front of that computer My phone starts going bat shit crazy from Alex and he's yelling at everyone the text me. I'm like where the fuck were you?

What do you think his answers when he comes in here now? Oh? I totaled my new car Did you know this wasn't on this show Jacob Do you know Lewis tried to buy a new car in Queens? And the guy pulled a sword on him No way him and the guy got into such a thing that the man eventually brandished a samurai sword It was fucking crazy Which by the way, the guy's a jerk off that guy was clearly a unhinged lunatic And we looked up his yelp reviews and the Yelp reviews were terrible on this guy.

This guy's a maniac. He says the craziest shit. He wants to kick you out, he wants you to leave, and he's just a bad guy to work with, and he changed the deal in the middle. Not one of those say brandish sword. If that ever happened before, that'd have been a thing. Lewis still drove a lunatic to his brink. In Lewis's defense Lewis and I both love a deal. We love a bargain. Okay have I bought a bed at a place called

furniture? Yes. How long did it last? Two days. Two days? Two days I got out of it. Oh Jesus. Yeah I definitely, I never even thought about that when I was younger. It's like we have to go for a couch. The first place in the window that said couches, I'm like I go here. It didn't even think about it. Those big just like store rooms full of shitty couch.

Furniture is a great name, yeah. If you go to a place called, yeah it's like a. Did I buy a bed from a man with a diamond tooth no I'll tell you what that's a comfy bed without seeing it you're seeing it in a book only yes I would have done that did I pay cash yes yes I did did he ask if you want to receipt and you swore up and down you do not want to receipt I need no proof of purchase here he offered me two hundred dollars off if I would pay cash. Nice!

What was the bed? It had all storage underneath and the headboard was a bookshelf. It was beautiful. And second day with it, fucked right through it. Really? Called the furniture place. Three days later they came and it essentially had to rebuild it with a second bed and then the guy said You know, these guys don't work for free. I'm expecting you to tip everybody at least $100

$100 for Refixing my fat fucked bed. Yeah, fuck that shit. He goes. Well, what were you doing on a bed? And I was like sleeping he's like nah, I know you were doing something else and I'm like is the bed not made for that? No, I know you were doing something else. And I'm like, is the bed not made for that? Mm, no. It is funny how I look at it. I'm looking at some furniture now, and I still look at those things all the time. There's some couches.

You don't even look. It's like weight limit, 300. It's a weight capacity of up to 350 pounds. In one spot. I hope like 350 pounds like distribute throughout couch. No, that's not gonna work out. There's no fucking way We've lost like three couches at gas digital Why big people that sit on the couches in there and they've just collapsed underneath people's weight. It's happened on somebody No, no, I'll tell you who gone. It's Mike Suarez on somebody? Yeah, I saw it. No, not I'll tell you who. Go on.

It's Mike Suarez. Oh. It was on air. Oh, poor mush. Well, that happened to a guy at my special taping at Skank Fest. The guy just, chair just sunk in the middle. And I saw that happening. My only, it's definitely happened more than once in my life,

but the only one I remember was because I caught it So wonderfully at the right time with outside the Comedy Cell or those flimsy little like thin metal like Border chairs with like wood slats and I sat in it one time and I felt I sat in it It's like ice cream was melting under my ass and I knew and I had to process everything I go Why am I still moving does this chair have this kind of function up? This is me taking it down and I was able to catch myself in a squat and stand back up. Inform nobody.

Let the next fat person deal with that. Could you, no one looks- This was Jay's head at the time. Oh no, my chair's falling. Oh, and I sat on my ice cream. My ice cream. Jacob, you've never even once thought about that in your life, but also if it happened to you, if you broke a chair, no one looks over like, whoa, but if they make fat jokes,

they're joking. It's like, well, that must've been a really shitty chair. Me and Zach, the blame is always going to fall on, it was us that was the problem for sure, not shoddy workmanship. Lewis, you all right, buddy? Yeah. Oh, okay. Why? I don't know, you were late. Sometimes you come in hot when you're late. No, no, it's the reason

I mean I am hot because I was eating hot sauce on my halal chicken my street meat Just now I'm see I'm sweating you're late from street meat. I'm late for street fucking reason I'm starving. I needed to eat something. I'm sorry and the guy took forever That's look. I don't think he should be in this country. The guy himself? Yeah, I was like, you know what, sir? I think if you just give his name to 311, they get him out now.

Yeah, I think we can get him deported. Isn't it that easy? Maybe. Everybody, the Puerto Rican rattlesnake Lewis J. Gomez is here. What? What? What?

What? Lewis? Lewis? Zach and Shannon here promoting the Lewis and Zach show, everybody, live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at noon ish I'm guessing noon ish at the gas digital network listen to your episodes wherever you get your pockets I was saying it's so funny like you're your producer slash like performer thing like the crossover those are so funny I'm like when we do the pre-records on Wednesday yeah I was

saying it's funny it's like like, we say 2.30, it's gonna be about 2.35, because of your travel. I go, if Lewis is in front of his computer at 2.35, if I'm not on there at 2.35, 30, I go, Alex is blowing up my phone, like, where are you? We're trying to do a show here. I go, I've been fucking home all day. To be fair, Jay, you're never on before me.

Correct. Ever. me. Correct. Ever. Right. I removed myself from being able to go, and we're still sitting here waiting for him. I'd rather, you're right, I'd rather Alex give me a call that I will ignore because I'm already signing on. No, that's what she does. She goes, she was like, it rang twice and he deaded it, so he'll be right on.

Every time. Yeah, I deaded every time because I'm going to yell at her for something that's not her fault. She goes, Jay, are we going gonna be doing this thing or what? I'm 30 seconds behind what we said You motherfucker you driving in your new car. Yeah, well, it's used new used car I've driven in on my my my new used car Then I parked illegally praying that I'm not going to get a ticket and at six o'clock I have to type in the meter because that's when the meter That's me. That's when you're allowed to park there free, but I'm just hoping that the meter maids not gonna come

It's possible. Maybe you live on the fringe do with that car What about the fringe you've been driving the shortest amount of time of any of my friends who drive? mmm, and you've been like in the most like like not drama is the wrong word but like situations of driving. They're called car accidents. Yeah. But they're not all accidents. Well there's a situation ship that I have with driving. I have a little bit of a situation ship. With accidents? You and accidents are on and off. But it was it all accidents? Well I guess they're accidents. It wasn't all like

other people accidents just like stuff. No stuff not all fender benders for the most part. Yeah, you know and then one total But that was a fender bender. I totaled my Audi with a fender bender. Where'd your fender bend into your engine? I hit a steel deer. Now they're like at the bonus level in Street Fighter. You just... You yonded it? The Audi has a lot of pickup. I'll tell you that much.

And I just went boom! Right into the back of a GMC truck. Had a goddamn scratch on the GMC truck. My entire front end bent in. I was like, that's not going to be that bad. They were like, no sir, this is over. You can no longer have a nice car. That's not a fender bender. That's a total... My fender was bent, that's not going to be that bad. They're like, no, sir, this is over. You can no longer have a nice car. There's not a fender bender.

That's a total accident. My fender was bent, to be fair. Amongst other things. There were some other things. Both headlights were smashed in. And that's tough, man. You got your fun out of that Audi, though. I did.

It was four years. That's all you need. How many accidents that I was personally personally in or how many that somebody else was in with my car? Because the first accident was my son's mother. She just pulled out and just fucking a taxi, just sideswiped the entire front. Did more than one woman?

No, no, no. My other ex-girlfriend, Natalie Cuomo, she grinded my tires. The, you know, the. Brakes? No, no, no. brakes no no no caps no hubcaps Zach the rims thank you very much so we're gonna get the Staten Island whore no whore proper hubcaps?

dude you should get hubcaps on your car dude yeah no the they were so you got a bad rim job from Natalie Cuomo they were all chewed up she rimrashed you got rim chewed up by Natalie Cuomo. She rim rash'd you. She rim rash'd me. I did that, you know, when I got a.

To be fair, I also did it to myself like 100 times as well. Buddy, the first new car that I got while I was with Christine was a Ford Explorer. And I couldn't wait. The first thing was when we were still doing Creek in the Cave for Legion of Skanks. I drove there one day, found a sweet parking spot real close and just heard it the first day.

A first day? Oh, it's brutal. I mean, it was like first week for sure. And you got out and you go, damn, it was forever, it's forever. I got the wheel plan now, so if I do that, I can just bring it in and they will fix them or replace them.

Dude, and then the first week, I got my maroon Hyundai Santa Fe I used to have. When I got that years ago, I picked up David Tell for a road gig. That was a real chick magnet, that car. Oh yeah, we brought it in, and that fucking red Hyundai. Tape player attached to a fucking CD player.

But that car, the first week I had it, I picked up David Tell to go on the road, and it's just like a cloth interior car. And I mean, the first hour we were in that car, he was smoking a cigarette, he laughed, and he just rides his cigarette right along the top of it. And you have too much respect for David Tell to be mad? Buddy, I acted, inside, I was crying.

I'm like, this is the first time I've ever been able to afford a new car You know was like you know a twelve thousand dollar Hyundai I was like this is a big deal to me this car And it just he shreds and he says right away to his defense completely actually to his defense And he would have done this he goes ah geez that's probably expensive because probably gotta do the whole thing, huh? I goes alright. Just let me know how much that costs when we get back, I'm sorry. And I was like, pfft. No problem, David Tell.

Who gives a shit? Dude, that thing died from mileage with David Tell burns right in the roof from this fucking week I got it. Oh shit. And then there was no- If I would've done that to Jay's car, he would've fist fought me.

We would've been rolling around, we would've fought up against the car like the end of Roger Fudd. Yeah, I can't assume we were what? My new Hyundai, it's all fucked up? Yeah. Oh shit. Assume we were what? My new Hyundai, it's all fucked up? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha DC Christine you're with me right that was new car and I Parked at the the DC used to have they used to put you in a boutique hotel across the street from like the improv pretty much and they had It was $40 a night valet parking which was Excruciating to me, especially when I'd be going in there to open for somebody which I was

Don't you know you're getting a couple hundred bucks like you've now spent that are open for somebody, which I was. You're getting a couple hundred bucks, you've now spent $200 in parking off the bat. So that would suck. And we go there, I paid it, and we go upstairs. The next day, the guy who parked the car, took it for valet, goes, he goes, hey man, when you brought your car in,

was there like a little crack in the windshield or anything? And I went, no, there was no little cracks anywhere. It's literally a brand new car. It's brand new. I go, so there was no cracks at all. He goes, oh, well then come with me. And I go with him. Here's David's hell with a hammer. Hey, when you brought this in, you had four tires, right? I mean, let me tell you how crazy this is. Did it have a little crack in the windshield? I was like, no, he goes, let's go.

Now, what's funny is this hotel, one of the few things I liked about it was the windows opened far. So you could smoke cigarettes out the window and not have to go downstairs every time. Or commit suicide. Or kill yourself. When the guy goes, come with me, I go downstairs. The windshield is pulverized,

and there's smashed glass all over the hood of the car. I mean, this is the guy who parked the car. He goes, hey, when you came in, was your car bashed to smithereens? Because I was a little tired, I don't remember. Come with me then. Somebody had thrown, someone drunk threw a rocks glass out of one of the windows of the hotel.

Oh no. And it went right down and just bashed my windshield apart. I didn't even know how to start to handle that and people go, safe flight man. It's a company that comes and they, safe flight, replace, safe flight, replace. And they come right on the spot and do it right there for you for like 200 bucks. And I was like, really? A windshield repair? Yeah. No. I was like, yeah. I was like, really? A windshield repair? Yeah, I was like, yeah.

I was like, really? They go, yeah. They put it on, they gave me the paperwork, looked good as new. I left that two days later. I left to come back to New York, got on the highway, and I hear, whistling.

Like, what the hell? He just sealed it wrong. Steve, learn how to whistle. He just, he just, he just sealed it wrong. Steve, learn how to whistle. He just sealed it wrong. And again, that was the first week I got the car. Never fixed that from the time I had the car. Something fucking happens immediately. There's a little rattling in the Acura.

I don't know what it is. You don't want to know. I don't know what it could possibly be. When there's somebody sitting in the seat, there's no rattling. When there's nobody in the seat, there's a little rattling. And I'm just like, what the fuck is that sound? I don't even know how to describe it to the shop.

Like, hey, there's a rattling sound, come for a ride with me, sir. Have you hammered- Don't sit there. Have you hammer fisted the passenger seat just out of pure, god damn it, why? Because that's what happens to me. Whenever I'm driving a car, my car, here and there, every car I've ever had. And someone what happens to me whenever I'm driving a car my car here and there every car

I've ever had and someone explains to me as they go. It's generally it. There's a rock Just in your wheel, but when you're driving against like a wall on a highway, you know You're close to the median or something you hear it And it's like and when I hear that dude, I literally want to cry and yell at God I'm like, I don't want to deal with a problem right now. I hate it. Before I ever get that repaired, I will die. It's never going to happen.

I don't even know the first step on getting it repaired. There's a wonky seat. He goes, how so? I go, I don't know. It's just wonky. There's a rattling on the right-hand side of my car, sir. Can you tell me what that is? What?

Here's the thing. I think it takes a big man to admit that he's a bad driver. And I will tell you right now, I'm just a bad driver. Dude, that should have gotten more from the road. All guys want to act like they're good drivers and that they can fight. You were defensive over that for a bit. Maybe you've gotten so good at fighting you don't care for bad driving now. No, no, no, I was thinking defensive driving course.

Okay, legally they required me by a judge. You probably could take a class that would get your insurance down. Well, we'll see. It's going to, well now that I've told the car, we're going to see where the insurance is at after March. Then it's my new insurance is coming in. You got to go to the, I never even thought that was a thing. Like what was the guy from Major League that would do the commercials for insurance?

And he's like, hey, if you stay out of accidents for a whole year, we'll knock your insurance down 40 bucks. Well, I was in an accident for two years, Jay. Two years, no accident. That's a big deal. Until the one. Until the one that totaled it, yeah. But now if I go. All those little fender benders were leading up

to the biggie, dude. You had to train. Well, I had a bunch of little dings and dents from just backing into things. Also, my car, it had a brake on it where like if you bash into something it stops and that just failed. That's not my fault.

Yeah. I had a- That's Audi's fault. We had a wig out. It died the death of a thousand fucking cars. That thing, it worked to death. That thing died like a fucking Chinese rail work. I can't stop no more, look forward!

It was an Audi, but my fender was an Innie. Well, I didn't know how bad it was. When you came down the duo, we did story wars in Philadelphia. You were like, I thought you were kidding. And then you showed the picture, you were like, God, you know what's so embarrassing? Pulling into the lot, but the lot is blocked directly

by the line of people waiting to come in. They cut the line off, so it's before the lot and after the lot, it's just lines of fans. And they just see Lewis pull in with a car that was bashed to shit in the front. And they're all taking pictures laying on his hood like it was them. They hit and shit.

You know when Hulk in the Avengers movies would smash the front of cars? That's what it looked like. Lewis took that down from New York. I did. But how was that totaled? Because repairing it is cost me a lot of money. Because I'm an ignorant woman.

You're gonna give it drives, it's perfect. Yeah, we told him it was totaled. I drove it, asshole. This is me to my insurance person. I feel like the same way. So when Kurt Metzger got my car stolen way back, when they told me that was totaled, they just kept saying it was totaled,

but it wasn't, I was like, so what, they smashed it up, it was in an accident, and they were like, no. It's just a total piece of shit. No, it wasn't that, they were about fixing it. It was more like, I think the cop ended up kinda telling me, it was like, it was the emotional thing that you would do

by getting this back, that we're almost doing you a favor by, you know, it's a $1,200 car. So he was like, we're doing you a favor by you know It's a $1,200 car. Yeah, so he was like we're doing you a favor by telling us but it was just like I told you the guy Like stabbed through my headshots on the dashboard When I totaled the car and I went I was getting my stuff out of it I was just so mad I took a knife and I started stabbing the seats Well, it is totaled I guess it doesn't matter. Well no I mean they were gonna auction it off but then I did more damage to it for the next guy. No one gets it. I scraped the key along the side of the door another key but the

knife I like a you know a pocket knife on me and uh. That's great what if you found a great hidden compartment Bobby said he found a safe in his old apartment one time which makes me think when I move should I have some metal detector go see there's some safe in this house somewhere There's gonna be a safe. It's probably a very unlikely. I know and a metal detector is gonna like detect all the pipes Fuck just another goddamn pipe Christine safe! Dude, we're talking about cars going wild. I watched all that body cam and true crime shit. You watched a lot of that too, Shannon.

Did you see? This was the craziest on so many levels. It was a guy running. We'll kick you out of series for that. For touching Shannon against her will? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's my girl. Only here, oh okay, then do what you please, dude.

Serious does not step in if it's your bitch. I've learned that. And don't worry guys, these cameras don't work because they fired the video department, which I thought was my friend Paco, who I paid to film. It turns out these are cameras. All these 4K, $10,000 a piece I was told. No one's here to run them, if you were wondering.

I was. I had a feeling you were. But it was a body cam of a guy running from the cops. It wasn't even that big of a deal, whatever his problem was I think. And then he gets off an exit and the cop goes, Dup, son of a bitch I think just lost a tire. And he's going.

And it was, it was, yep. Yeah, it was not a tire. It's a fucking car seat with a baby in it, covered with a blanket, and I mean, it flies out of the back window of the car. Oh yeah, I saw this. And bounces all along the highway. Then the guy, the guy apparently calls,

This baby is unkillable. He calls his wife, the guy in the car, and all the information he gave her, he goes, hey, I dropped off Kyle over by exit, whatever. And so you might wanna go grab him or whatever. And she's like, what? And the cops all go there and realize what happened. Do they, you saw this?

They find this car seat upright with a blanket over it and she picks the car and the baby's like, yay! And she's like, oh baby, you're okay. Yeah, she's hysterically crying. The baby had bruises. Yeah. Bruising, that's it. That's a great answer to that car scene.

That's what I said, I was like, what is that, Graco? What is that? That's gotta be a hell of a brand. That baby is unbreakable. Yeah, no shit. Beware of that baby now, it has powers. Hold on, give me that baby. Yeah, yeah.

He goes, yeah, one day you're just stoned and go, when you have the baby in the bath, you go, just dip its head in their water a little bit. He goes, breathe! Breathe if you can! Oh no, wait, wasn't water the only thing that can kill Unbreakable? Yeah. Oh no. He threw him in a puddle. He threw him in a puddle. The easiest way to kill him. Yeah. Mr. Glass was all bones and the horde was all in his own head? I don't know. They Shyamalan twisted me right out of knowing if anything was real in that movie or not. Shyamalan's lost his shit. You heard it here first. Doesn't his wife make movies now or something? His daughter I think.

It's his daughter. Oh. Yeah. Something else Shyam Gums. She did that show Servant which was pretty good. But he, that last one he did, Trap? It wasn't even a twist. Is that Josh Barnett? Yeah, there was no twist. Is that the wrong name? Josh Hartnett.

Hartnett, he was just on the show. Josh Barnett's a fighter. Yeah, he was on Lewis and Zack last week. Really? Yeah. Nice, he's still fighting? Yeah, well he does like pro wrestling now, but he also does some MMA fights.

It is cool to know fighters, unless they're not good and lose a lot. Yeah, I know X-Nay on the icky all game This is a live show Lewis Too late for this It does I'll tell you what picture with Mickey I'm doing the CM Punk hands I look so confident I have a picture with Mickey. I'm doing the CM Punk hands. I look so confident. This is my new famous friend. Oh dude, that's gotta be brutal.

Also, because I've trained with Mickey, you would think that he's like a Terminator. He's so good. Yeah. Except when he's up against other guys in the UFC, he falls apart. It's so... I used to text him before fights before fights cuz I thought was so cool to know a fighter I just convinced yourself that you're bad luck. I'm the bad luck. So then I stopped and I would just go after the fights I would go well as a buddy Let me give him like that and I mean I would send him girlfriend shit like still the toughest guy

I know and just squeezing your tits together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you come home and crying at ease? So I was still the champion in me baby, and then I just started staying out of it all together and none of it helped There had to be the day after he lost the fight where he just picked up his phone to no Buddy you understand. I think it was me. I think it's me. It's causing you this problem I don't know how but I feel like I am I'm sports superstitious. So I so somehow my good luck call hurts. I have a Mickey golf voodoo doll that I throw down the stairs every day.

Dude, the last one was, I was on the road, I think Louisville it was, and I was watching, I ordered it in the green room, and just the timing of his fight, I had to go on towards the end of the first round, and it was just both of them feeling each other out, you know what I mean? Nikki threw some good shots, the guy threw a few, and I was like, they're like, Jay,

we need you on in like a minute and I was like, all right, and I was like, all right, let me watch this last minute of this round and then I'll go on stage and rewind it and watch the rest when I get off. And it's just like out of nowhere, just a flurry just drops him against the cage and I was like, oh, Jesus. It's rough. It's tough. You have to act like you didn't see it. I don't watch. Well, did you, oh, did you fight this weekend? Cool.

There was one, me and Christine went out to that cousin Vinny's place in, um, point pleasant. And that was a night of Uncle Vinny's uncle Vinny's. Yeah. And we went to, uh, apologies. Apologies. Um, but me and we went to Prologies apologies But me and Christina there was time before the fight so let's go over and watch I think Mickey's fighting around the corner. There was a bar that was showing the fight It was in verse junior Brown and I was a loss. It was like the bloodiest like he was Massacred completely like in that fight and you just gotta like like oh, it's rough. Hey, man

Hey, I'm performing the stress factory if you want to come hang out. It's like, our worst night is like a bomb. Like, yeah, you know, I'll get him on the 10 o'clock show. He's fighting. His stakes are so much higher. He goes, do you need ice or anything? Like, no. No, no, no. No, I'm fine.

Like, if you lose in the UFC, you have to contemplate a new career Yeah, literally one bad night you're like is this gonna be what I do for the rest of my life two or three bad nights You're like, oh, I have to come up with a new thing completely Everything in my entire life into becoming a UFC fighter. Yeah, five bad nights ago. I think I think I have to murder my family If you have to have any moment your Because the devil keeps telling me to? If you have to have any moment in your career where it all comes down to this, I mean, it's such a setup for failure.

I will never have those type of stakes in my life. It all comes down to this, or we'll get it on the next taping. Like, there's nothing gonna do, I mean, I guess Rogan and them did it live, but like, stakes are low and that, because like, the idea that audience that would be there that's gonna like, it's gonna go bad for them are low.

Oh dude, if I didn't, I couldn't do a live special. I would, I said I wouldn't do a live crowd work one. I would, I would fucking melt. Yeah? I know I wouldn't, I would be so nervous. Once you're still getting nervous on stage moments. I still have, I try to fake like I'm not, but the first like two or three

shows when I do on like the like Burt's tour. That was 15,000 people that was nerve-racking. It's like the break right before I go it's like no and by the way by the time you get to like the second weekend of it like you just realize it is like a rhythm to it that's fine but like those first few you're like when I opened for Shane I did a stadium show with Shane yeah and I wasn't even nervous about cuz like it's big crowds they're just easier but James McCann his uh his opener yeah he went up first and he's so funny and so likeable and I'm like fuck dude cuz I'm just like a curmudgeon and I'm fucking I've really

dirty jokes and he's just like killing with this fun Australian accent he's like oh and there is remember that's also the guy who they completely the I'm fucking, I have really dirty jokes. And he's just like killing with this fun Australian accent. He's like, oh, hey! And there he's murdering. Well, if you remember, that's also the guy who they completely, the whole stadium booed him also. No, that wasn't him. It was a different guy. Australian?

Both Australians. No, I don't think the guy was, the guy was a Philly guy, the other guy. Oh, was it? I thought it was another Australian guy. No, James McHenney, he murdered, he's so funny. I've never seen him. Christine said he was funny.

She saw him. Very funny. Radio City. But then I got nervous because I was like, fuck, dude. If I eat a dick after this guy it's gonna be brutal following somebody kill with the opposite of what you do is difficult funny jokes good all-around writing and maybe like a polished act there's been a few times where I've seen somebody kill right before me and I'm like

I think I'm gonna kill myself before I do this I remember one time waiting to go up and the girls closer was this is my impression of Taylor Swift as a chicken and murder I don't think they're gonna like me and then once at um Governors there was a girl with a ukulele hosting and her this was her her closer my boyfriend's black and i'm gonna be in trouble and all these drunk whores go hey i would have jumped in on that that's good dude the second she said my boyfriend's

black and i'm gonna be in trouble how have i never thought of that in my all my years of comedy and existing had there been a gun on years of comedy and existence Black and I'm gonna pay his rent Gotta drive him to quote-unquote work Yeah following someone who kills With like horse shit, that's the worst. But James McCann wasn't horse shit. He was really good. No, no, no. But you don't understand that. What's funny is remembering though, when you would open with like the stuff. I said when I was like, I was getting down to my underwear opening for people before and definitely doing like performative things that involve like

singing and dancing or something just over the top to get them to laugh when that starts happening especially when you're a not confident headliner like a new hill it's worse when you're like headlining like B&C rooms because there's someone who that's their whole life featuring for you and they are masters of that like bullshit joke that kills local guy because I do this a lot I I don't bring, if I'm flying, I typically don't bring somebody, I let the local guys open. Which I like meeting new comics.

Sure. And honestly, they love it. On the road, all the comics are such fans of Legion of Skanks and the whole gas digital universe. So it's kind of fun to meet these guys. They're super pumped about it. But these guys, they've been doing the same 25 minutes. They're building out their first act.

And they're doing the same 25. To that crowd, they have all the local references. They fucking just level. The local goddamn reference. Ooh, the bane of my existence. Take that shit down to Bizz Cane Avenue. And I'm, blah! Oh, shit!

That shit does happen down at Bizz Cane! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Dude, whenever I'm in Miami, I brought Fennoy and Butterly this time to not have an opener go up there and be like, but you know when the Cubans are getting involved and they just go, ah! Damn, it's just fucking brutal. But I had a guy one time, I- I saw that show.

You had the Cuban community. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Murder before you go up with the local humor. Yeah, that was also, the West Palm Improv is also done. Like they're, I don't know if they're rebuilding somewhere, but they want to run shows in the meantime. So they put them in the Jewish Community Center. That's like one of those theaters that's memberships.

So like local, old Jews, just have it, you can go to whatever shows this theater. That was 80% of the audience, and I think Jacob and his family, and a few, it was like, genuinely it was probably about like 30% my audience and a bunch of these people who just came. So that crossover was also strange, you know what I mean? Because some people were really into it,

and some people were like, oh, we should have looked up what this was, like for a while. But yeah, didn't matter, people were like, oh, we should have looked up what this was for a while. But yeah, didn't matter. Old, young, Jewish, my audience, their audience. This Cuban guy got up there and just murders. He mentioned the highway, the specific highway and kills. I think he also has a, I think his routine is also like, I know I look white, but I ain't, right?

It's like a lot of like that. Did you do like a dance at one point? Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's It's like a lot of like that. Did you do like a dance at one point? It was like one of those? Oh, it's so fun now. What fun is that? Buddy, if I could just only dance on stage. Fuck. Oh, hey, you guys ever see a fuck I move like this?

El gordo? El gordo yay? Is el gordo yay? Latinos are garbage. Don't get beat by a buffet. You know how I go crazy at the buffet big yeah, Gordo. Yeah Mucho gorditos Yeah, they you know I was watching the beginning of fluffy special the other day or just a trailer for it

Like how's that kind of lost weight yet? There's so many things you can do now. He's so rich How's he not done any of them? Yeah. Strange. His audience brings him cakes. Really? His fans bring him cakes and cookies. Is that true? Yeah.

Imagine having an audience you could trust to eat what they brought you. Yeah, really, no shit. Also, that's just a strange thing, like feeders? Like those feeder people who get fat women and just keep feeding them food. That's a great fetish. He's gotta stay fat, he's fluffy.

That's his whole thing. But you could stay fluffy and not be like the same fat he's been, always. Yeah, but that's the, dude, he's a famous, we don't understand, he had mall kiosks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. During Christmas time in Latin areas. They have the fluffy store.

Really? At the mall, like the same way that you'll see a guy like massaging ladies' hands and shit at the mall. I'll always forget. They have the fluffy store really at the mall like the same way that you'll see a guy like Massaging ladies hands and shit at the mall. I'll always they have the fluffy store I'll always regret not thinking of them of the logo first though. He's got the fat the fat Jordan That's a good one when someone does a fat already been done logo. It makes me laugh steve-o steve-o's got the fat Mud flap girl that's hilarious to me. Anything you add fat to makes it funny. And I should've thought of it before Fluffy. Although if my life was constantly calling myself Fluffy, it would upset me.

I went with Big. Yeah, Fluffy's more likable. Far more likable, but his comedy's also much more likable. Yeah. Yeah, I remember when I first heard of you I thought I thought big J Yeah, I thought it was you look like the the guy on the bounty paper. Yeah, paper towel roll big Paul Bunyan I would tell people that when I was selling comedy cup tickets. I was like dude. He's big. He's got an axe You don't even know dude. She wears suspenders thick ass suspenders. You'd fucking plaid red shirt

Do you remember the guy your hat with the. Hat with ears on it. Yeah. You know, this is the thing, maybe we can get into it too, I was talking to Black Lou outside before we're thinking of having Black Lou infiltrate a comedy class somewhere. We're gonna put him in a comedy class. Gotta figure out which one I wanna send him to. Who's the comedy class teacher

I wanna laugh at their teachers the most? Are they still doing comedy classes? Not in New York City. Oh yeah. Really? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No doubt. Absolutely. Let's see. Let's see what's coming up yeah. Really? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no doubt. Absolutely. Let's see.

Let's see what's coming up. Because I want to infiltrate. I got to see who's given. Somebody actually bought manhattancomedyschool.com. No, that's Andy Engel is manhattancomedyschool.com. Do you remember him? Was he running for him? Did you ever?

Andy Engel was the bringers of Carolines when I first started. You had to bring 10 people and give them $50, $25, $25, and you'd get a tape of your set. That's disgusting. That's a crazy thing to ask of people. It's pretty wild.

I took Buddy Flip's comedy class. Did you? Yeah, well, he just let me sit in for free because I was promoting the New York Comedy Club at the time. Right, right, right. You know, I learned some things. Did you though? Yeah.

What? How to do cocaine. Is that what he showed you? Did a lot of cocaine above the New York Comedy Club. With Buddy Flip? No, with Ozzy Baez, who was the old manager. Dead? Dead.

Oh yeah. Yeah, good thing he did the coke first. You know what, I don't think I'm going to do this. Buddy Flip. He still has one? Does he still got a comedy class as the deals expired So this was a group on Well, I didn't I don't give a shit about comedy but I'm not gonna turn down a group on

No, don't look at buddy flip look who's doing them in general Comedy class in New York City. Thank you. My comedy teacher was Dante. Really? You were with me. Well I came. You came for the showcase. But Dante was teaching the class? Dante came and did like a day with us. Dante was my teacher, yeah. Dante's like, be really intimidated. Make them laugh or else. Put a poem through your nose. Tell them they can laugh or I could do things to you. This site is, it said it was originally the Caroline's comedy class.

OK. That's what's going on with them. With who? NYC funniest stand-up comedy. Oh, so is it, let me see the picture. Is it a? That's why I'm trying to find a picture of the teachers. Is it Diane Smith?

It's so funny. All the people that are in comedy classes are always like, just like people in their mid-40s, mid-50s, you're like, what do you think's gonna happen here? You think it's just gonna all of a sudden start happening for you? Okay, Ben Rosenfeld.

I know Ben. Is teaching that one. Do you like Ben? I mean, I'm not saying, do you know him enough to like him? I don't really remember his act or anything. Okay, fine, so he's on the table, Lou. He's on the table. He's on the table. Look, if you're running a comedy class,

you deserve to be shamed, so it doesn't matter. Don't say this one's name, Louis, but this is the one whose niece I hooked up with, and that was the, Dave Smith went to her house with me. Do you remember this girl? You have to remember this girl? You have to remember this. No, you gotta give me more info on it. Drug, cocaine, she did cocaine.

Do we have a special name for her? No, me and Dave though. Do you remember the name I'm thinking of though? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who worked at Caroline's. Oh, maybe, maybe it is the same person? What do we call her? Hep C? Yes

What a nickname for her chick. That was a tragic chick. Yeah. But that was my insecure, that was one of my best insecurity comes through in a split second moment. Is Dave Smith was with me and I was like, you know this girl like fucking is wild dude.

Like she wants to hook up and I go, if you come over there with me she'll probably blow both of us. And then so she started hooking up with me, and then I said, I go, hey, should Dave stay? Or you want David? She goes, I'm down, and then I was like, wait, wait. It's just that easy?

I thought you really liked me or something, you crazy whore. I had almost the same story happen. I was hooking up with this chick, and I made a joke Yeah, I made a joke I was like, oh we mean Dave should double team you tonight and I was like I had hooked up with this girl maybe five times She was cute and she was like, oh that'd be hot and I was like you come on Dave say no Let's go fuck this girl together Dave and then Dave didn't even fuck her He just let her suck his dick while I put my little dick in her And then he just pulled out and shot it on to my sheets. Oh, I hate him I have also had sex with women that Dave has been like I'll allow them to suck my dick

Why do we keep this piece of shit around? He's changing our fucking ratios up too much fuck me, dude And you lose were just two steps to get to Dave's enormous cock and what a horse She just wants his big dick in her mouth? You get nothing out of it, you pig. She goes, I've never had my mouth so full, it's delicious. She goes, oh, it makes my jaw hurt, I love it. Ah, that's like a feat, I can't believe I've accomplished this.

She has an unhinged jaw like a snake to get Dave's big old cock in her mouth. Dave's big fat dick. Fucking Dave, God bless his children. Okay, ow, Lou. I'm not sending you to this one. I just smashed my finger in the thing. Okay, so it looks like that, so.

No, we're not doing that. Lou also sent me this. This is from the South Orange Maplewood Adult School. This guy's trying to stay at home. I don't like Maplewood. They killed my manager there. They did. Oh.

Does that worry you? Yeah. My manager was hurt. Oh, yuppies. You don't talk about Maplewood. They killed my manager there. They did. Does that worry you? Yeah. My manager was hurt. Oh, yuppies. We don't talk about Maplewood. I can't really walk through the streets of Maplewood. Shit, the other streets are hot.

They killed my manager there. I wish I was Maplewood. Oh, shit. Do you know the instructor, though? Wait, let's see. I want to see. Chris, you've got to go through the instructors. That's what's important. Oh, Jay August? Wait, let's see, I wanna see. Chris, you gotta go through the instructors. That's what's important. Oh, Jay August.

Please, let me see who that is. Oh wait, isn't there, no, that's Vince August I'm thinking of. He was a lawyer comedian. Judge. Judge. Well, he was a lawyer at one time. Yeah, but I think he was like Vince August. Yeah, he was a...

Oh wait, maybe it's Jay August, it's Judge August. It could be Judge August. By the way, he claims he's so's Jay August, it's Judge August. It could be Judge August. Could be. By the way, he claims he's so good at comedy, it's not even funny. I like that. So it's a little funny right up. There we go. Okay, I think this is him?

He got 181 followers on Instagram at least. Okay. All right, so Lou, he could probably tell you how to get to at least 100 followers. Was that Zach in one of the flyers? No. I thought I saw Zack. Go up one more?

Nope. No. It was Rich Duggan. No, it was Richie Duggan. You're gonna get that sometimes. Is this him? I think that's him. Yeah, Jay Oakes.

He looks like old Jay Oakes. The funniest comic in New Jersey? Impossible. Okay. Impossible. All right, challenge is out. Let me tell you something. I live in New Jersey? Impossible. Okay. Impossible. Alright, challenge is out. Let me tell you something. I live in New Jersey.

But here's the thing about it. You're about to live in New Jersey. Christine, do me a favor, bring up some Jay August comedy please. Lou, the only problem with a Jay August is this guy's already got a career. He's just trying to make ends meet. No one puts as their header funniest comic in New Jersey. That's a valueless statement to make so Jay August is while it would be fun I don't expect it that what I want is somebody who's like I know this business and let me show you the ins and outs a

DF Swedler, perhaps What is this Gotham writers workshop? No, not writers. I went to one where at the end of it they have you perform. And I want to write Black Lou, the blackest Def Jam set anyone's ever seen. It's gonna be bad. What if he just goes with it and then straight passes all of us in comedy? I like it. Straight pro Trump. Straight pro Trump. And we gotta get you a saying of somehow. Ain't it be like that? That's not too bad. Oh, I have one. I really wanted to use it. Go ahead. Hot barbecue. Hot barbecue.

And every punchline. Hot barbecue. I don't mind that. You can come out to the bum bum bum bum bum. Hot barbecue. Hot barbecue merch. Hot barbecue's not bad. Go into hot barbecue. Sell hot barbecue sauce. It means nothing. And it gets people excited. Hot barbecue. Like hamburger. Yeah. nothing and it gets people excited like a barbecue

Yeah, yeah, it's like hamburger hot barbecue, but I like Zach's putting the snap on it hot barbecue. Yeah He comes out Barbecue, okay, that's good. That's good Anytime a joke doesn't get a big laugh gonna go hot barbecue You go look at these fine-ass fat white bitches in the front row Barbecue titties so big your nipples resting on your knees bitch. How about a cute? You mix up the way you say barbecue Comedy song classes. I'm always ready to send you to Rick Cromen and Veronica Mosley. That's hilarious in its own right?

That's not bad. Who else we got? Isn't that uh, did we look at Gotham? Why don't we why don't we host our own stand-up comedy class Jay? Sure. That'd be fun. We could do comedy writing boot camp. Ooh Way to comedy wait. All right. I have to read these because all these different classes that are possible. Can you go to the one below this? Because that was the one that got me excited the most. Comedy career intensive. They're gonna tell you how to attack the entire career

in one intensive? Let's see, it's geared towards those comics looking to break away from the pack of new comedians and are serious about becoming a pro. These are such money gouge bullshit things. All right, you already took a class. You probably think you learned everything you need to know to start comedy. But I didn't tell you about the career part yet.

Now you're ready for the career intensity. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Only $600. I hope to God whoever's at the head of this pyramid scheme is raping everybody. I really hope it's like in, what was the guy? The Keith, what's his face? Keith Raniere?

Nexium. I hope it's Nexium cult style shit at the bottom of this because this is forcing people to give you money for nothing Well, I want to read it Please note this class is open to any comic that has completed the level one stand-up comedy class or Submitted a tape of a performance and have at least one year of experience what we should definitely the carnival where you have to win a small prize first to trade it in for a bigger prize. Yes, yeah. It sounds like the day in middle school

where they separated the boys and the girls for health, and the guys have to take a class, and the girls just all, it's a white board that says, fuck a Booker. Fuck a Booker, fuck him good, don't be an asshole when he stops fucking you. This, I, man, I tell you what, Lewis, what I would like to do is definitely I would like to send in a tape to see if I don't have to take the lift level one.

That'd be nice just to find out if I pass through level one. Huh? You want to skip? No, no, no. Very entitled. I think I'm gonna, no, no, we're sending black Lou through the fucking gauntlet of these classes Oh, there's a boot camp Boot camp first you gotta go to boot camp. Let's see what you know what I'm jumping ahead

Let's get before the career intends. Let's see what you got to jump into first of all Are you even funny Lou because I'll be honest with you. I don't fucking know Now Lou's very funny has he ever been interested in doing stand-up no, right? No, no Do you think you have what it takes to be a comic you don't? He does not Would you like to brush up on your public speaking skills sure and yes happy with that okay? Whether you're just starting to break out of the comedy scene or professional wanting to learn more about the industry Gotham comedy club has the tools to help you with the art of stand-up comedy now

I'll let you know the owner is a tool of the people who broke Sue Costello's. Keep that in mind always. Uh. Oh, dude, her, dude, her and her Twitter is? Facebook. No, her, I follow her on Twitter. We follow each other on Twitter. There's a whole Twitter thing?

She posts minute by minute. I know. Also on Twitter? On Twitter, yes, dude. She's my favorite thing. Now, I gotta tell you, Bobby Kelly steers clear of this subject every time I try to bring it up because he says, you're summoning her like Candyman and she's gonna be on you gotta tell you, Bobby Kelly steers clear of this subject every time I try to bring it up because he says you're summoning her like Candyman

and she's gonna be on you and tell you that you're one of the people who are hurting her. Dude, it's wild. I follow her, I always liked Sue. Yeah. She's hilarious. Yeah, Sue Price, Sue Price. Does her Twitter name have a court case?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's... Costello is a pyramid. You know what's funny? I'll say this about Sue. I'm going to say something nice.

She's her own lawyer. Costello, Costello, and Costello. That court case is a front of her mind all day. Yeah. It kind of leads her path as she moves through life. It's a great follow. Yeah. I've never followed the Twitter.

Oh yeah. Look at her tweets. Well, I'll tell you what. What's his name? Great follow. I've never followed the Twitter. Yeah, look at her tweets. Well, I'll tell you what, what's his name. Donnell Rawlings mentioned her name in a positive light on Club Shashey. Three hours, yeah, but there's gonna be, oh, see, go to Facebook.

Louis, you're wasting your time over here. Really? Facebook's way better. Her Facebook is world class. It's a, I look at it every day. It's part of my, it's in my life as world star hip hop. Do you read it in her shitty Boston accent? Yes, every time.

Two people out loud usually. Oh my god, it just, she tells you, by the way, if you get in her way, dude, she will fucking end you. Wait, can we please take the everything else out of it. The fact that this is a professional entertainer. I just fell over on the bus. With all my overpriced groceries, I'm still happier than those in power.

What? What? Get home. A creep was leering at me this morning while I waited for the train. I'd been out for hours, just got on the train going back the way I came. And he's sitting in the car

I walked on what are the chances of that now? It's the best part. This isn't that's a bad example of her thing You'll scroll up. Don't worry. It's coming. There you go. What's worse than that? Yeah, that was four hours ago She has to take a bus and a train to get groceries But the thing is her deal She talks about all this and now she's taking over the world and everyone's gonna see and her new project's gonna be the biggest thing. And then the best part is, the real laughs, the comments.

It'll be like one or two being like, rooting for ya, get him girl. And then like a vacuum cleaner advertisement or something. It's so funny. She's a boyfriend. I was born this way. This guy is, I don't know, maybe. I do believe that people who hurt when they were alive are around us in love now. She's losing it. Yeah. It's by the way, and there it is,

it's always, she's involved in whatever news story is happening. Watching a documentary about the 1% done by a Johnson and Johnson air. I told a story on their penthouses in NYC, hired by Nantucket Film Festival. I have two friends that are billionaires. You want all, you want, what? You what they all want? My humanity because it's priceless. And every day it's that, he goes, you'll never buy my integrity, you'll never get me to shut

up and silence me, but no one's listening What if she's what if she's telling the truth Jay? What if she's actually? Has all of this information everybody she is She's yeah, I think she's telling the truth. She's two billionaire friends. I think all of this is very very real and it's happening I'm not questioning that don't put me in that category Louis. That's asking for a war that I don't want. I'm saying I believe very, very much the things she's saying, absolutely. At what Costello?

I know two billionaires. Do you think she means the two stars of the boxing movie she was in? That's right, Sue Costello was in The Fighter. She was actually a pretty big part of it. Oh yeah, she was. She was one of the junkies. Do you think she means the two stars of that film? It's very possible she meant those two billionaires.

Morning sugar muffins! Look it's happening. People will look over my whole career soon. Had a zoom call this morning and the woman said Sue I could watch you on tough crowd and think how does she do that? None of these are by the way that's also a lot of things she likes to point out compliments she gets that aren't that great of a compliment. It goes, I don't know if you saw, but Colin Quinn recently said on television that Sue Costello did a good job that one time.

So look out, CBS. No, I have no. Oh God, I hate the Boston, the phonetically spelled Boston accent. Oh, it's the bastards. The guy who started kinkos Yeah, they called him pub head in high school That sounds racist oh

My god, they caught they caught him there cuz he had kinky hair. That's what he he's getting his revenge by owning every way She's like on a fucking mission She's on a she's on a mission to put to nobody that's gotta be bizarre She's on a she's on a mission to put to nobody that's gonna be bizarre Yeah, now that's the not being if you if you did assault her at one point in your life, though, you're like fuck She's gonna tell everyone She's getting traction on this last one It says here on a sues Facebook that you fucked her against her will. But that show was like the early aughts, like why not just continue on with your career? Like she's like, this is, she-

I think she's actually crazy. She holds onto the Costello and this lawsuit, like I held onto the legion's gang scripts. I'm like, no! It's gonna be a thing! It's perfect the way it is! Doesn't even need tweaking! What, you wanna give us some professional writers? Suck my dick, HBO.

It's so funny, that's just the best moment ever, is when, what's his name, from billions? Oh yeah. What's his name? Jesus Christ, Coppleman, Brian Coppleman. Yeah Coppleman was like he was like hey guys if you want to do this you know the way we did it we got up at every day before work 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. we wrote five days a week on the weekends we spent a few hours together and literally I just watched

Jay checking out of the conversation. During his Braveheart speech I watched Jay like look at his watch he was like I'm not doing that. By the best part was he invited us in I think I produced a thing I go you Brian Coppleman who wrote Rounders he's written all this stuff you know he's us in. I think I produced, I go, Brian Coplman, who wrote Rounders, he's written all this stuff, he's a producer, he does comedy, I've become friendly with him, I go, he's willing to talk with us, because I told him that we're writing this thing,

and he wants to kind of sit and talk with us. And he took us to an office where he had, like he was showing us a new show he was working on, maybe it was Billions, who know, but he was, no, that was too long ago. But it was like, he had note cards, like a grid of note cards he put up. He goes, I work with note cards.

You can do it on a whiteboard or something. But every day, he's just going through, every day this is the process. And then we run, then we sit here for seven hours and kinda put the work in, then we get something to eat. It's just, you gotta. He's like, when we get paid.

Yeah, I was just like, yeah dude, I think we're just gonna write this line by line the way we've been doing. No. We wrote it, we didn't do character descriptions. Yeah, I was just like yeah, dude. I think we're just gonna write this line by line the way we've been doing We wrote it. We didn't like to character descriptions. We sort of introducing we were writing a script called Legion of Skanks We are not creative and it was a TV. We knew that name was gonna pop some way We know it was gonna be something like a autobiographical movie. It was no it was a TV pilot It basically was always Sony in Philadelphia essentially yeah always any Philadelphia in New York We and we performed it on on Legion of Skanks. We did a table read which is funny. That was very fun

Yeah, I put it in chat GBT and it reformatted the first scene did you see that I sent it no Really? Oh, yes, I did a while back. Did a little while not that long ago few weeks didn't read it I did read it. I did read it. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Christine, J. August comedy, please. He's impossible. There's a guy that is not him.

What? And I can't, and there's a black guy, but this is him. That looks like a memorial. I can't find. That phone number looks like death dates. This phone number looks like death dates. This said clip, but it's like not planned. There we go. Well, wait, wait, let's do when we come back

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