The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hot Legs with Tim Butterly

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

Bonfire favorite Tim Butterly returns from Austin and has a lot of catching up to do. Bob shows him video of Jay doing forced, free commercials outside SiriusXM. | Anthony Michael Hall texts Bobby ba...ck and it goes well! | Jay goes through sex scenes in old movies that aged great and educates the guys on the musical stylings of Lisa Gail. Timbutterly.com for all his tickets and YouTube.com/timbutterly for his new GasDigital special! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:01 And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. Yeah, yeah. I like it. It's Mike Tyson's all walkout song on his best years. When he came out with the black towel. Black towel with the diamond cut out of it.
Starting point is 00:00:15 I'm going to start doing that. I'm going to start coming out with just a black towel. That's when he was the scariest. The scariest. Do you ever see the Tyson documentary called Just Tyson? Yeah. Where it's him talking when he cries about Custamato. Him describing walking to the ring is such a cool thing.
Starting point is 00:00:30 If a comedian, and they have, gave the same description of walking to the stage, you'd be like, shut the fuck up, I'm queef. But him describing to go in there and massacre somebody with his hands. I love that you said they have. We do know people that have described. There are so many. I haven't seen, and I love them, so I'm fine that if it's gone from the world, but apparently Lev Fur made a way early in his career documentary of, like, the drama of comedy.
Starting point is 00:00:57 We watched Derek Gaines thing yesterday. the drug when people and by the way we wait which one Derek Gaines yeah he's got one where he's the spoken word
Starting point is 00:01:07 about comedy you're talking about the Derek Gaines or the other Derek Gaines no the church yeah the church no no no
Starting point is 00:01:18 I promised him years ago we would never bring that up because it's the funniest thing I tell you this is what Derek said to us when he said it he came in and he goes man we go Derek could we talk about this video
Starting point is 00:01:29 we found on the internet and he goes, man, don't make fun of my mama. And I went, okay, we won't, we'll never talk about it. What is it? There's nothing. Hang on one second. What are you talking about? Can I introduce our guests? No, no, really quick. Tim Butlerly's here. I love him so much. You can't just say it like that. He's back in town. He moved a million miles away. He's here. It's huge. We love him. He's the best. Listen, what are you talking about? He has Mike Tyson teeth, so I put on Mike Tyson's entrance song.
Starting point is 00:01:54 What? All right. It was funny as I was too young to remember any of Mike Tyson fights. So literally every Mike Tyson fight I've ever watched he's walked out to like generic sound of like music to avoid copyrightly. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't really hit the same. What's the church?
Starting point is 00:02:09 What's the church? The church. I don't know. What do you talk? What is this thing? We saw something with Derrigains yesterday. He's a man of God. And then there was something that before this, what was that?
Starting point is 00:02:20 Dude. Dude what? What is it? You've seen it? Oh. I don't even know what you guys are talking about. Oh, Tim, I think I saw the same thing Jay saw, whatever that was. Dude, you're so good at this.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I start crumbling and I go, don't make me do this, man. I promised him years ago I wouldn't do this. What are you talking about? Why are you trying to get me in trouble with a friend? I'm not trying to get in trouble there. I just want a little context. I don't know what you're saying. Derek did a thing at one point, Gaines.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Right. Derek Gaines yesterday. He came on with the thing that we... He showed us like the... He got a little serious during COVID, where we all fucking... Our all heads went weird and during COVID. Okay, I agree. Dude, sharing that kind of thing for people is such a big move, too.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Oh, yeah. That's a monument of a man being able to share that kind of thing. In fairness, it couldn't have taken the steam off of the first hour, 15 minutes of the show, where I read my back and forth with the lead singer of the War on Drugs over the two years that we were in contact, quote unquote. The best part, he'd be like, six months later. What? You responded, six months later? I saw online they were playing Radio City Music Hall the next day.
Starting point is 00:03:26 and I texted him Are you guys playing Radio City tomorrow? Are there tics? Dude, there was some bannies in there. At one point I gave me like a I don't even know this is your number anymore man I wrote that. Oh, that's the worst part.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Who hasn't sent the, yo, what do you? Just the new thing rocks, man. Just wanted to reach out. I've done. Who hasn't done that? No, Tim, everybody's done that. Sure.
Starting point is 00:03:50 But then when you don't get a response, we stop. Yeah, but you think about it. Opie from Suns of Agriculture. That was probably the last one I'll send and it never is. Opie from Sons of Anarchy, who was also Beta in Walking Dead, he followed me.
Starting point is 00:04:04 I wrote to him, he wrote back, very nice, and then I just, the rest of it is me congratulating him on things that he does not thank me for congratulating him for. That's it. And I stopped eventually, but I got there. You're doing, you're being a good person. I'm going to say something. Tim, I said, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:04:21 He said, let's save this thing for Tim when he comes in. I go, no, because Tim's a really good person. And I want bad people. I want people to smash you on it. See, if you were here yesterday, you would have ruined the fun we had. It's possible. Making fun of old spineless. I would never make fun of something.
Starting point is 00:04:40 No. It doesn't sound like me at all, Bobby. You know, Bobby, I got to be honest with you, I think Tim would chime in just fine. I don't think he feels our relationship is on the rocks over comedy ever. So he'll give it to me a full tilt. I wrote a lot of humiliating messages to the lead singer of the war on drugs. Sure, I did. I did that.
Starting point is 00:04:58 I have one brewing right now. I have one from yesterday. We had Anthony Michael Hall on and we hit it off. And then I hit him up on DMs yesterday and did not get a response. And then I have not looked since I looked yesterday. You wrote like a very decent thing though. When I wrote to Jerry O'Connell, I wrote like a problematic, like maybe he should let his like the guy at his gate know that like look for this guy. Yeah, Jay was trying to groom Jerry O'Connor.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Can I see if he responded? You have to. All right, ready? Yes. Okay. Oh, he did. He responded. He responded at, ooh, 144 a.m.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Shut up, dude. He just finished plowing his chit. And you were the only thing on his mind. I got a late-night response, brother. That's late. Ready? Yeah. Thanks, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Exclamation point. Excited. great meeting you I had a blast with you and Jay some funny shit was said would love to come back on thanks again Bob
Starting point is 00:06:05 exclamation point called me Bob not bad that went great it was awesome I just want him to see visually the Jerry O'Connell text oh god
Starting point is 00:06:14 just the visual of what happened there so what I know more about him than you was about me you're wondering it's two lines versus 20 lines I counted all loving life's over here man 140 words. That is now probably my most message thing.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Oh, my God. It's not as an only message. I mean, can I just show you something real quick? Is there a shirt coming? Oh, there's a lot of shirts happening, dude. All love and laughs over here, man. Oh, yeah. We got...
Starting point is 00:06:40 That's the last thing I said to Jerry O'Connell on the text. This was my favorite. All loving laughs over here, man. That's my favorite. That's one of my favorites right there. Love and laughs. Love and laugh. Well, the last thing you said was a smiley face.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I like the one with no, anything, just you texting with a sweet face. But my favorite is, It's all love and laughs over here, brother man, big Jay Ocasin. All loving laugh. Hell yeah. If anybody wants a hoodie. That's great merch. That's great merch.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Nothing's going to be Black People Rule, but still. No. That's going to be the best. That's going to be the merch sensation of the year. Nothing will keep you safer in New York City than Black People Rule shirt. I know, but I couldn't believe when I, this was at Legion of Skanks, I said, my white t-shirt, black writing, black people rule in the same marker, you know, font I wrote it in when I first did it, is going to make me a bazillion dollars at Skangfest.
Starting point is 00:07:34 And then Lewis said, on Skang's, he goes, you got to make a black one. People don't buy white shirts. They just don't. They don't buy white shirts. Because you got to do black. And then I was like, get now, dude. But this is a shirt that it's like you're wearing the shirt of the thing. You're going to get the shirt of the thing.
Starting point is 00:07:48 And he goes, I mean, you know, whatever you want. And then we polled the crowd, who was not necessarily, they're never rooting for Lewis over me. Their honest crowd opinion was packed show, they were like black shirt for sure. I was like, really? Yeah, because most people are fat. Skank fans are fat. But then you're not wearing like the funny thing is when you wear it is that you're wearing the shirt. Yeah, but the unfunny thing is your fat sides showing because you're wearing white.
Starting point is 00:08:13 That's the part that you're not going to like. Display it on a mannequin with like long cargo shorts on already so they can see it on themselves. I know I'm mad. They don't know they want it yet. You have to sell it to them. Can I ask a question? Should I go for the Versace route? And should on the shirt also be a print of where the fucking, the herringbone hits the
Starting point is 00:08:31 fucking shirt? Should we have that little part, like a little herringbone print right there? I do like that. Go high end with that shirt. You say yes? You say yes, Lou? Put the little herringbone thing on there. But it makes it a less wearable shirt.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Now it's a joke. Listen, it's obviously a joke. Well, listen, Black Lou, I don't think black people rules. joke as a concept. It's so obvious that it's like kind of funny to even point it out. Yeah, it's so obviously everyone thinks that.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Pass A, even, but that's what makes it funny. But I don't know, I would think the white shirt black writing would be the fucking banger. It's iconic, it's the way it should be. You shouldn't, you should not change that. You have to... What if I end up fucking selling five shirts and sitting on fucking $3 million in inventory?
Starting point is 00:09:16 You have to do something. I'm going to take a small loan to get inventory to make sure I never stop having black people rule shirts to sell black loo yes your black thoughts the black shirts are going to sell to people who are just buying it ironically who may not even be in on the joke just want to buy a black people rules just at skaggast everybody understands it there's nobody at skaggfest who doesn't know this the black shirts are going to sell to black people and white girls of privilege the black shirts I think if you make the white ones if you make the white ones long enough it'll go black for sure I agree yeah make them yeah tall make them super long you got to get tall you got to get tall
Starting point is 00:09:49 And if you buy three, you get a free super soak or squirt girls and tell them they cute. You should hire your partner to start selling your merch out front. You know? Who, which one? Your partner in the industry, the t-shirt industry. Yeah, outside. My t-shirt industry guy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Stand-off. What is it? There's a guy, Tim, outside of here in Times Square, pretty much on the street. That one day, me and Bobby, this is where Bobby the schmooze, the mayor of fucking Times Square. Yeah. knows also had to turn it off for someone who's going to become a problem yeah and standoff garments this guy
Starting point is 00:10:24 my thing's probably up by now it's gotta be up standoff garment is a guy he's a sweetheart he's a very nice guy I can't say that enough because he is he's a bully he's nice he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a bobby goes hey man I'm selling these shirts blah blah you know my and Bobby was just kind of like to add no I didn't I went talk to him
Starting point is 00:10:42 I literally went to talk to that I literally so fucking rude man He talked to me and I Street altercation to a friend First of all, no, it's not that Had nothing to do with that You're reading it wrong I'm not a fashionista He is
Starting point is 00:10:55 No, I'm not I just wear regular stuff from Target You're wearing literally Johnny Debb scarf bracelets right now What do you mean you're not a fashionista First of all, this is for sweat It's for Johnny Deft scarfing This is for prosperity
Starting point is 00:11:07 And this This is from my son Cabala This is from when I was in Pirates of the Caribbean No, they're cool. I'm just saying, come on. I got to say it right now, Tim's got fucking hot legs, dude. He just touched me very lightly.
Starting point is 00:11:21 He's got really nice legs for a guy. The guy does jujitsu, and he keeps his body fucking tight and lean. I'm hanging on the beach, man, that's all. I'm just a little sun-kissed. Don't let it get to you. This guy's got a backyard now. Life's different.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Oh, see, his front yard. Nice. I like that. So, where were we? He's on a big point. Oh, yeah. the guy's stand. I said just go talk to him. He's into stuff. Sure. And he went over and bullied him into being his New York City spokesperson. He goes, will you do a video for me?
Starting point is 00:11:53 Like kind of right now saying like, you know, I'm Big J. O'Gerson, standoff, whatever. I go, yeah, man, sure. Just, you know, what's going to end this? Just real quick, though. This is a guy who's never liked anything on Instagram or anything I've done, like give me a heart. But if you're a stranger on the street, he'll promote your products. He'll endorse it on video. Never promoted one of my shit. Hey man, go see my friend. But if you're just a random guy on the street who has shitty shirts. How many followers does this guy have?
Starting point is 00:12:20 Before you start point fingers at me, we're all getting fleeced by body brain coffee. That's true. So, fucking let's put blame where it belongs. Speaking to that, we're drinking you right now. I know, not me. I don't like coffee. The reason why I'm drinking is to at least get something out of this company. I'm a reluctant spokesman.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Standoff garments, yes. So he got me to do this little video for him. And when I was done, he was like, dude, great. That was great. Thank you. And he left. Can you one more time? No, no, no, I wish.
Starting point is 00:12:49 He should have done that right then and there. Because what he did was he messaged me later, DM. No. And he goes, he goes, yo man, he goes, I just realized in the video you say whatever the thing wrong. Would you mind shoot me another one when you get a chance? And I just kicked that can down the road. And as I'm kicking it down the road, every other day at one point, I'm seeing him on my walk. He goes, you ain't forget about me, man.
Starting point is 00:13:13 and like a yell across the street or a come over and talk for a minute and now I'm involved. I'm seeing him too and as he sees me I go dude he's right behind he's coming he goes he's be all right he'll be in five minutes and then um yeah I get this happened all the time and then the other day we were eating he saw us outside he came up sat down um started talking to me and then he just goes hey man you know while we're just sitting right here man could we get that video like right now and I was almost like yes kind of. I'm like, yeah, we can get this over. No, so I did it, and I was just freezing?
Starting point is 00:13:49 Freezing. I've said lines in a film across from Jennifer Lopez, and I was just whiffing on the name of the thing. I was so off guard. It took me four or five takes. He keeps telling me to do something different. Then finally he says, good. Also what's making me flub is that I notice, he doesn't,
Starting point is 00:14:10 but I notice that Bobby has now started trying to sneakily act like he's looking at the news while he's filming the entire thing i'm a professional influencer i know how to disguise my video recording so wait do we have this video yes i guess it looks like we don't watch the video of me doing it with bobby's but this is not up yet here yet because he might think it's terrible oh he got jerry o'clock by the way he's got a thing that says jerry o'connell so here's what happens he he he gets you and so what he has is an entire stop it stop it i'm trying what he has is an entire catalog of him
Starting point is 00:14:45 accosting people outside of Sirius XM making them say this while they're like they almost all have their back to him almost kind of going like stand up garments man yeah good luck with everything and it's like Samuel Jackson knows what's up it's the same amount of investment as like the wall of like guys that got a sandwich there one time
Starting point is 00:15:01 it's fine yes but I mean I've the engagement I've had to have with this guy but this is the longest shoot he's done he actually made him do retakes yeah that's crazy You showed up on two seven shooting days. I was in the chair 5 a.m. Mind you this.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Jay literally has a company he's sponsored by, paying him a lot of money. We had to shoot me and Christine, trying to help him shoot a video for the company. And he had a mood swing and said, I'm done. I'm not doing it. LeBatt's all set. One take, he was like, I don't want to do this. LeBatt's Blue.
Starting point is 00:15:31 This guy had him do three takes. LeBette Blue and... The guy's a gifted director, man. He knows how to get what he needs out of his talent. That's rare these days. Damn, dude. That was really sweet and sauce from the way that we directed Bobby Way from the Derek Gaines video. What was that?
Starting point is 00:15:48 What was that? What was that? What was that? What is the Derek Gaines video? What is it? What was it called? The church? Yeah, look up the church.
Starting point is 00:15:56 I'm just saying, what was it called? You don't have to tell me what it was. Is it still available? No, I think it's, I think this is... I'm sorry. I love you. Dark web. Listen, Jay, I know you know.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Because you love... Re-watching. things that I think are funny? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Is it still available? How would you feel if I said, no, it's not? I would not, I would, I'd feel fine.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I'd feel fine. If it's the truth, I'd feel fine. Is it available? What if it's not the truth? Oh, you know what? While we have it in our brain, here's me doing a commercial for this guy. How you've been? You're good.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Easy J, look over me. Yeah, man, tell him to standoff garments, be the best fit win, and type of the website. The best fit win, standoff garments.com. I wanted it over. Hey, it's Big J. Oberson telling you to check out
Starting point is 00:16:53 standoff garments.com. They didn't even say that. Garmets in the business. Shirts would fit and feel good. Check me out. He's in, he's in front. I wanted it over. Can we just get one like it is on the page?
Starting point is 00:17:08 Let me just get one. And then we just get one. we can fuck around from there. All right, back to one. Yes, that is how he feels. He wants me to say this line. It's like garment versus garment. Jay, can you give me one of mine
Starting point is 00:17:18 and then we'll do one of yours? Absolutely, you're the director. You're like Shadle LaBuff. You just do what you want. We're actually going to take a 30-minute lunch and then we'll get everyone back in here if that's cool with you. I wanted this over.
Starting point is 00:17:31 If you can just hang here. I also know Bobby's filming and lay for a minute. Real quick. Well, we'll just take a walk away lunch and then we'll see where he's at after lunch. What do you think? He goes, Union's saying we
Starting point is 00:17:40 got a cut I got a cut. Well, hey, we're going into a food penalty right now because we'll just motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:17:49 It's so funny because the guy gave him the short little thing and Jay repeated it and was like, got it. And then just went off. No,
Starting point is 00:17:55 I repeated back because I can freak. It's the best garments in the biz. Bobby, I stretched it out because I was trying to remember what we
Starting point is 00:18:02 keep going back for is I keep forgetting this like garment versus something line. May the best fit win. May the best fit win. That's what we want you.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Yeah, rewind it. Go on. Rewind it. Rewind it. Play it from here. I do it three more times. Let's just play it for the beginning. Please.
Starting point is 00:18:17 We need to, we need... How you been? I'm doing good. Yeah, man, tell him me the standoff garments. May the best fit win? Talk me with the website. Made the best fit win. I still don't remember it.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Not only that, but you challenged us on it. Yeah, I did. You really did. Made the best fit win. God, Hamid. Did you say May at the beginning? Did you say May the beginning of that sentence? I think you said May, the best garments in the business.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Did I? Then he made a corner, he goes, Sure, that's fit good and feel good. What? He's trying to add his own little swing to it. He's trying to get the little of a flow. That's called pivoting. Hey, they feel good and fit good.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Can we go back? I feel like I almost locked in right there. You guys are tied. You guys are married to the page. I'm an improv guy. Before they're out. What was that? Before he's out of them.
Starting point is 00:19:12 And that was good. By the way, you see me starting to hand it back to him, and he's like, well, hang on one second. You got to push it back to me? When you were just swinging stuff? I was trying so hard not to laugh my ass off. Well, you did great. Thank you very much. I don't want my shot to shake because I am a professional.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I wish you could have stood up so I don't look so heavy. I'm sorry, dude. There was a bad ankle. The water looks thin. Stone's on promise. Alpher first outfit. No ties. Outfit first outfit.
Starting point is 00:19:40 No tie. Now he's fucking. See, there was a versus in there. Now he's fucking you, though. Because he thought you couldn't do the first ones. Let's try something, a little more your speed. Let me put the bumpers up for you. Hey, man, check it out.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Office for, you used to outfit for outfit. Okay, man, listen, we're losing daylight, so what are you going to remember? I say to myself, oh, no, I read leather, yellow leather, trying to get it committed to memory. He spaghetti read his lines Alfit for himself Stop Bobby No one thinks you're cooler
Starting point is 00:20:20 When you throw industry terms out there Spaghetti red his lines Just like yesterday When you tried to get fucking Anthony Michael Hall hard When you said When you're really good at playing a heavy Can I say something?
Starting point is 00:20:31 I wanted to Ooh I want to And then you told him about your dead baby Are you talking about the guy Who DM me at 144 in the morning Did he also say nice to see you again Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:42 You did Did you ever get to the bottom of why he might have said that? I do feel that that has to Anthony Michael Hall has to do with, he's a Boston guy, I didn't know that. He's from the Berry. It would stand to reason that he's been to, at least, as like I'm here to support to the Cam Neely comics come home. That makes sense. And the thing about Anthony Michael Hall, and I'll say he's awesome. but when you say Anthony Michael Hall, my brain is just my age.
Starting point is 00:21:12 My brain's always going to picture Breakfast Club Anthony Michael Hall, Weird Science, Anthony Michael Hall. I have a hard, you know, and by the way, it's been 20 plus years of him looking the way he looks now and he looks great. But like, you know, being like a more serious and they're not like a kid kind of vibe. So I bet you may have met him briefly, shook hands and didn't quite realize it was Anthony Michael Hall possibly. No, he might have been at the thing in the last three years. years I haven't been to the VI this at the end there's a parties there's the family party and the
Starting point is 00:21:44 VIP party where all the famous people go and the owner of the Red Sox and you think you're too good for that no because the last time I went there my little brother was there who was not so little and he was drunk nice and he kept going the fucking Jimmy Fowlitz stinks you're better than him I was like dude you can't you can't say that here and he's like I'm just gonna go tell to him and he kept going but he does he stinks he's fucking you're better than him I'm I'm like, buddy, shut the fuck up. Everybody in this room is, you know, I don't know who's who. And he kept saying, I, really, I grabbed my, by the neck, I go, you need to fucking knock
Starting point is 00:22:21 it the fuck off. I'm serious. You're going to fucking cause, knock it off. And he goes, all right, I'm sorry. And he waited like 30 seconds. He went, but he does fucking stink. I mean, Jimmy Fallon is not. I was like, I just walked away.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I got to go. So now they split the rooms and I make my family go in the other room. Your family specifically. Yeah. Well, my whole family. Your drunken family. Yeah, I might have met him. I don't picture the left.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I picture, or I don't picture the right. I picture the left over there. Wyatt. Gary. Gary. I picture the right. Do you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:50 I've been a fan of all the stuff he does. Reacher. But that's, sure, I know, but I'm saying you, that's where you picture when you picture Anthony Michael Hall? Did you go home and did you look up something he's done recently to try to talk to him about in a text message? No, I'm actually. You're fucking rookie. I'm a fan of Syke.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I love the show Syke. I don't know if you know it, but he was on. It's a show, but they do a lot of callbacks to the 80s. Like they had the whole cast of Breakfast Club in it as other people. They had Val Kilmer come on. They did, they still a lot of-oomerslop? It's Boomer Slop. Bobby's got a script.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I love it, yeah. It's boomerslop and it's fucking, you know, kitsy. Bobby's got a telemarked script to try to get people to watch Syke. Because I'm starting to mouth the words of it when he says he goes, They got a lot of 80 stuff, Val Kilmer, the breakfast club, Twin Peaks people. I do have the Twin Peaks episode. I know. You've said the speech before, so much.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I just, I love the show. I love boomerslop. Oh, did I get on the second take finally? No. You never got it. Hey, it's Big J. Ocerson. Check out standoff Garments.com. Garmin first Garmin.
Starting point is 00:24:00 He fucked it up. He fucked it up. You started clapping before you fuck. Yeah. Take four. Bobby, you gotta bring it something first to laugh at it about you. This has been a lot of laughing at me lately. Hey, hang on one second.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Sound speed. Take 96. Stand-up garments, Big J. Rolling. Yo, what up? It's your boy, Big J. O'Gerson. Check out. Fuck!
Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah. First of all, you brought up, dude, you brought up and hit me in the gut yesterday. That stupid cameo thing hurts. every time not only does it hurt I made you show in front of black people you made me show in front of black but you also hurt because how I how how fat I was
Starting point is 00:24:44 yeah that hurts even more now let's make you feel good huh just make you feel good that you've lost so much weight no because I just I just I don't trust my wife when I see it you shouldn't why you why were you with that she's bad oh that's not why you shouldn't trust her oh come on because she didn't respect you
Starting point is 00:25:01 and she supported this I didn't put it back on on social media. You just brought it up. Just so Tim can see it in black blue. It takes you 90 minutes to bring something up. And also, DJ Lewis to turn around sometimes and see it off, so it's pretty hilarious. Tim just went, you change the shape of your head.
Starting point is 00:25:21 You look like fucking... That's crazy. You look like bald Delta Burke. Buddy, that should have got way more than it did. It's the fucking... It's where the belt is and what happens underneath the belt. He'd tell the Burke was a good one, dude She ended up with that
Starting point is 00:25:38 I said it's the girl The SNL girl used to have that out of the time You'd feel bad because like They wear the belt high And because they try to get it like on a thin part Which on a girl that big Is just under the tits That's the tightest it's gonna get
Starting point is 00:25:54 And then they put the belt there And then the part that hurts at night This part is the top belly That uh I don't know why she put the back. That should have got way more. You got to go fat, fat Delta burr. Fatest Delta burr.
Starting point is 00:26:12 This is great, but you. This is exactly what Lena Dunham looks like at like the fucking Emmys and shit now. Yeah, by the way. She's also a bald Delta Burke. A slightly different head. She is a mess. I think no one should love her. Is that too much?
Starting point is 00:26:26 No, that is not. I think you're exactly right. Lena Dunham, should anybody even love her? What an animal, idiot. She should be hunted, baby. I don't know. I don't hunted, cooked. She's so gross.
Starting point is 00:26:37 She should be cooked and fed to a small country that needs food. Christine liked that show, for sure, but I know it's terrible. I hated it. So stupid. Did you ever watch it? Christine, did you watch girls and go, why, it's so me? No, I didn't watch girls because it was actually me, but four years later. I was like, I'm not going to watch a show about a bunch of girls a couple years younger than me in Bushwick.
Starting point is 00:26:57 But I did go back and watch it recently, and it's actually incredible. I can't believe that a young girl wrote that show. I mean, it's like white girl experience, but it's a story to tell. I was praying that no one ever lived like any of them even for a day. What, getting your asshole eaten by that guy? Getting your assail eaten by Darth Vader. Whatever's name is. Darth Vader.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Darthingis. Kyle O'Ren. Kyle O'Ren. Kailin, yeah. Getting your assol eaten by Kylooran, the daughter of the newscaster who lied about being in Vietnam. What a six degrees of Kevin Bacon? I love you seeing you work through it. Allison Williams
Starting point is 00:27:34 Who was in Get Out in that show Her father is Brian Williams Who had to I guess he's back But he had to take a step down I think for a minute Because he was like Yeah I was in Nam dude
Starting point is 00:27:44 Listen to Creedon's Clearwater Coming down in a chopper And then they were like You were never a nom He was like right No you're right I wasn't And then he had to fucking eat shit For that for a little bit
Starting point is 00:27:54 But it's not It's not the guy It's a different guy Who was it? Shala boobs All right who is that That's the dog daughter. Oh, it's the guy from the bear.
Starting point is 00:28:05 That's the daughter of Brian Williams, disgrace news reporter. And she got her ass eating? She got her ass eating. She fucked a black guy and get out. You know who else did that? You weren't really seeing any ass eating at all in the media this time. This was... Robert Downey Jr. did a movie. Two girls and a guy
Starting point is 00:28:22 and he ate Heather Graham's ass in the movie. That's impressed. That's awesome. It's a good ass to eat. It's a great... I mean, dude, it was a shocking scene. I'd rather eat Heather Graham's ass than Allison Williams' ass now, even. Even than an older Heather Graham, because I'll picture Roller Girl when I'm stuffing my face in her ass. Child, by the way. Roller Girl? Yeah, wasn't she a child?
Starting point is 00:28:42 Of age. She was of age. Age appropriate. Her tits were of age. She also went the whole run. I don't know if you remember at the end. She was like a sad vet porn star that was just sucking off guys in limos. Yeah, she was older than me when it came out, so that's like that forever.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Her getting her assy by Robert. Robert Downey Jr. doing it, too, was kind of weird. It was hot. She's married to Gerald McGraney. Was. He's dead.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Simon and Simon? Simon and Simon. Damn, dude, we're old. I know energy in here. Simon is Hunter. Remember Hunter? I do remember Hunt. These all the shows I'd watch to go to bed.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I don't know if I even liked them, but they would just keep me company at the time that I was going to fall asleep. Yeah. Hunter, A. You know, Hunter and A Team. 18, I loved. Was created by Frank Lupo. was like the big producer, show creator back then. And I did a pilot for Frank Lupo.
Starting point is 00:29:37 You did a Frank Lupo, Joey? Called adrenaline run. Oh, yeah. Where they have the helen. You thought it was going to change your life? Yeah, I did, and I was wrong. I've been wrong a lot about a lot of things I've done. That were going to change your life?
Starting point is 00:29:50 Yeah, I thought this was going to change my life, too. What do you mean? It has. It has. It's been amazing. It's been amazing. What a ride it's been. It's still on the ride, kid.
Starting point is 00:29:58 You're still on the ride. We're still riding. We're not even at the top of the fucking Ferris wheel yet, dude. Today I get to share my seat with one of my favorite people in the world. Timby Butterley? Who me? Timmy Butterlow. Oh, stop.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I will not. I won't. Actually, I texted Bobby when he was in Austin recently because it was Mary Jo's birthday and we wanted to go out and see his show. And I kind of felt like I was reaching out to someone that could not stop, never respond again at any moment. I had like kind of that with Bobby. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:30:25 Hey, man. It would be cool for me and my wife and our friends came to you. So excited to get away from his family for three seconds and deal with your phone call. They were way up his ass in Austin. Yeah, I was so happy what you called. This guy had to go take a thousand fucking sepia tone pictures. Sepia tone. Oh, there it is.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Oh, is Robert Dian Judah eating Heather Graham's ass? Yeah, dude. It's a little in the dark for my taste. Hang on now. Hang on now. It seems like an Austin Powers bit. And I think this is in the theater. It was not as dark as this. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:30:58 He's right in there. Look at that. He's eating her ass. It looks like her underwear. Is she still have her underpants on? No, no. I was watching a bunch of videos from this. They follow us, by the way.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I guess it's a podcast you'd call it, but they don't show the guys at all. It's just they voice over YouTube videos and it's called This Aged Well. It's great. They just go through like the ridiculous. This is a guy who's our age, I guess, probably, explaining these movies to a guy who's never seen any of these movies. you go it's a commando lab every movie oh that's interesting can we hear one
Starting point is 00:31:34 it's really making us live out of too long to play one full out but check them out this aged well or this aged great I'm sorry this aged great can hear a little bit of it sure go to one that's got a trailer or something if he has any shorts no is he doing UFC guys does he do a lot of shit what is this he's all over the place
Starting point is 00:31:51 this guy's got to pick a focus you don't know it's gonna hit he's a stand-up comic but they were the stuff of them was making me like Argy T to one by the way. Let's go. Wow. Yeah, they won.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Crazy. Who won? Argentina. Wow. That is fucking crazy. Is that real? Is that really him excited? Oh, he's on here.
Starting point is 00:32:11 That's him excited over girls' sucker. Oh, I thought, yeah. I thought that was actually Jacob flipping out for real. It's funny. Just go through, like, white girls and stuff like that. But what were the ones I watched yesterday? It was one of I was thinking about pointing out exactly. They do the, uh, the girl pulling her tities out for, uh, oh, I'm a,
Starting point is 00:32:29 what it was. A scene they show that I forgot, Roadhouse, which I know front to back, but so on you just have to be see it again, to be like, oh, that is... When he's fucking in the closet? When the guy's fucking in the closet, why is... She's got her skirt up and, you know, let's assume panties
Starting point is 00:32:46 of the side. He got fully naked for it. Why would the guy get fully naked? Well, he had a great body. He just goes, I mean, sure. He was a muscular guy. There is. Patrick Sweezy. Right? No.
Starting point is 00:32:59 right there they show you're literally watched the scene it's so great he goes I'm on my break Saturday night's like and then the door opens and he goes you're fired and he's like
Starting point is 00:33:15 he's fully naked can I just say something he has a point he is on his break I mean what you do with your break no you shouldn't listen as somebody who's made this mistake you shouldn't be able to have calm and stuff
Starting point is 00:33:28 near in the cool, you know, that's the walk-in. They were in, like, the beer. There's no food. It doesn't matter, dude. You shouldn't get, like, jizz and fucking stuff on the boxes. He's afraid of the health inspector, dude, the pathetic. Yeah, dude, listen, this guy's coming in.
Starting point is 00:33:43 The guy's looking for a reason. He's looking for a reason to shut us down. Brad Wesley's breathing down our fucking necks. Across the lake, he essentially owns this place. He is, you're right. They also point out on this that made me laugh that Patrick Swayze in most movies it's probably because he's so tiny he was a really tiny guy
Starting point is 00:34:00 that every movie is a sex scene he has to pick the woman up and even in dirty dancing like he was like he definitely like the ultimate scene of the movie is him picking a woman up that was a big grand thing he's like I'm holding a woman in the air
Starting point is 00:34:13 I am not a woman man That's Jacob's dream I am not a lady man Yeah Jacob how do you not love Roadhouse more dude This is your fucking Magnet
Starting point is 00:34:25 This is what this is what Angus was for me as a kid where I could watch a fat kid dance with the prettiest girl in school and fucking and everyone's like, go get him, Angus. That was my best thing. And it's got that one Green Day song
Starting point is 00:34:37 that they didn't put on any of the real albums. I mean, religious content for me. Jacob's dream is to just have a girl run at him and a dance and just pick her up and everybody applaud. You know, Jacob would love to live on a ranch and fucking cool off evil henchman run. Small towns in Missouri would be my guess.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah, Jaguar would love to jump out of a barn second story under a roof, onto another roof, onto a car. To go rip a man's throat out with three fingers? I do want to bring justice to a small town. I know you do, but dude, I don't know if you get the three finger fucking throat rip. What the hell was that? Is he on here? Jacob, yeah, he's in Florida. It's my punishment for being, they won't put me on the...
Starting point is 00:35:25 We won't put him on the screen. He's just distracted. Hey, buddy. We never know what he's going to have his disco mic. His disco mic's a disco wall. Sometimes it glows different colors. That really threw me. That is a great drop.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Good to see you. Jacob, if I've done you $100, show us your dick. Make it two. $200, show us your dick end balls and wagging around for you a little bit. I want you to mush your helmet onto the lens. Show it to me, Daddy Show me what you got, baby Would you do it for me for free?
Starting point is 00:36:01 Will you show to him Just for all the strength? Sorry, man Sorry, man You know, I didn't mean to pile on Jacob But I don't like doing that I'm sorry, James You just lost him 200 bucks too
Starting point is 00:36:12 Yeah Now he's not gonna do it, great Now he's not gonna be able Get his new rubber band workout set Yeah, I think at some point Am I wrong that Jacob has to watch me Masturbate the Completion Two. Twice.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Twice. Oh, yeah, yeah. Twice. Jacob, just know, you're still on the clock for that. Yeah. That coupon doesn't run out for two years. If we had calendar year, if we had calendar year of year 2028, you don't have to watch me masturbate to completion. Yeah, so fucking, dude, Patrick Swayze, every sex scene, he grabs a girl by the ass and picks her up in the air.
Starting point is 00:36:48 I bet the women are, every woman is, probably Kelly, what's her name, is probably bigger than him in Roadhouse. She's probably bigger than him ultimately She was tall as shit Kelly Lynch Which was she was She was hot in that movie You're not wrong She ended up really not really being that hot of a chick
Starting point is 00:37:05 She really looks like a guy like your dad Like a girl your dad was fucking Yeah You know what I mean you'd be like Oh my dad's fucking a pretty lady But like yeah I was never like Yeah it's like that lady in a Ford Fairland She was hot in that movie
Starting point is 00:37:17 And dumb and dumber and then never again Lauren Holly Yeah Two movies never again Do you know who I thought was the cutest in the world when she was younger? And then became holy shit. Christa McNickle. Crazy, like, dykishly unattractive.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And then now has a sexy rap video apparently on our sheet here, it says. The Choester, Margaret Cho herself. Oh, God. You thought she was attractive? When she was young, something about her, I'd done. I'm talking about young. If you could find her half hour special, she did the thing that Ali Wong did at first, too. She kind of did it up the thing.
Starting point is 00:37:53 She came up very... Ellie Wong was... You know, she wore a schoolgirl outfit basically on her... No, you have a fire special. She looks like Steve Byrne and drag. No, I'm not... Listen, dude, our friend Rocco dated her for fucking years.
Starting point is 00:38:08 I think they lived together. He dated her? Yeah. Rocco was with her for years and it's so funny. He was such a good... Shredded Rocco with the hair? Shredded Rocco with the hair. Rocco was also like judgmental.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Like, you never wanted to be like... The guy that got too close. too quick? This one? Yes. Oh, is that Sunely McCullough, too, right? Maybe that's her.
Starting point is 00:38:28 No, she did one where she's like in an actual school. That's MTV half hours. This is what Bobby did. No, there's one. I mean, yes, but even there, yes, for sure. I didn't do an MTV. I did a Comedy Central half hour. Oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Yeah. Just you do at HBO? Maybe it's HBO. Probably. You think, are you out of your mind? What? I think she's cute there. She looks like Chinese Jennifer Tilly there.
Starting point is 00:38:48 She's like Jennifer Tilly. I get that she has the pan face and the whole thing, but I'm telling you, I thought she was cute. Tim, listen. Did you ruin Gentile for you? Tim, no, I just want Tim to be honest about something right now. He is. You think she's cute right there, Tim?
Starting point is 00:39:01 Oh, one million trillion percent. Actually, she's still holding it together there, too. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This isn't it? You know what? I know here when she was starting to fall apart from me because I don't know why she wore the, she did the leather thing and it really shows off her stuff.
Starting point is 00:39:14 She looks like Tim Allen and Wild Hogs. But I did still think, I mean, she's doing her mom face now, but I did still think she was cute. Yeah, I thought she was cute. She's not cute. But whatever there's one where she wore like a schoolgirl outfit, Well, the schoolgirl outfit will I mean, you could put that on anybody
Starting point is 00:39:27 Put that on Paco, I think I'd get a little blood going down there I think the choster was cute But life be life And life hit her in the fucking body She looks like a fucking Ed Hardy Fake tattoo shirt now You know, they just shirts that Fault
Starting point is 00:39:43 Because you have a sleeve of tattoos And that's my shirt It hit me Is it the choice of tattoos Because I feel like a fully tatted babe Is kind of like I mean, how's that not a bullseye for you? It's a choice of
Starting point is 00:39:53 It's choice of When it's all like, you know Someone's like it's the This is the The DNA whatever You know the DNA pattern for something Yeah yeah yeah Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:40:06 There you go Yeah So this is her new sexy video Because that wasn't a good start This is her This is her rap video That I came across I came across this and my jaw dropped
Starting point is 00:40:18 Why did you say sexy though? Whoa did she get a facelift Why did I say sexy? It says Margaret Cho sexy rap video. I think I was being passive-aggressive. She looks like David Lopan, the bad guy from Big Trouble in Little China. Now?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Can you bring up a picture of David Lopan before you even get past that? This is going to make me so happy. I don't know if I've ever noticed a facelift on an Asian person before, but this is upsetting. I mean, this is fucking crazy. David Lopan. There I go. Yeah. If you could bring up David Lopan next to...
Starting point is 00:40:55 Hey, Bobby, you seriously think this is sexy. Okay. Well, get him when he's making his angry face, because there is one there. Yeah, there we go. David fucking Lopan. That is, I'm telling you, that's good. That's really good. That's good face recognition.
Starting point is 00:41:15 It's very close. Well, we know her next big role, David Lopan, in the reboot with the rock of Big Trouble and Little China. I'm not going to see it. Unless a rap and gender swabbed David Lopan I'm not going to do I'm sitting there
Starting point is 00:41:29 fuck that shit none of my boys are going to see this bullshit this fucking woke bullshit man no one's gonna go see
Starting point is 00:41:34 the girl busters I'm not gonna go see I also don't see black versions of things I'm not gonna go see Nick Cannon's camp money don't cost no dang
Starting point is 00:41:43 because I watched Camp Imi Love a white classic didn't need to be Nick cannoned up Cinderella Let me see suck on that mortadella.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Always talk about just the tip. I'm looking for a man without the snap. Lots more fun than playing wordle. Let me get my tongue underneath the turtle. Like I grab the horns to ride the bull. Grab that skin for a cheese pole. Is that a kid or something? Or just a gay Asian guy, she knows.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I will say this. She knew it was video shoot day. Why not just fucking gussy up a little bit? You know what I mean? I think she's gussied up. No, that's not a gussie. I think the sun is coming. in and just revealing her face.
Starting point is 00:42:28 It's no gussy. I can't be a gussy. You'd have to film this at night with lighting. You can't use Jesus light to cover anything else. You have to shoot it like Robert Downey Jr. eating ass. Yeah. I hate this. This makes me so angry. By the way, is there a worst type of person to watch
Starting point is 00:42:43 eat on the planet than old Asian ladies? No. There is no worse than that. That's why it's the running thing. It's always. Also, because they're going to open a Ziploc bag full of cooked cabbage. It's like the craziest foods also. You're going to find a handful of bird skulls. There you go, It's good
Starting point is 00:43:01 On the inside of the bag He's good for Yang And she's First of all She's never had a big dick in her mouth You can tell No, Rocco has a fucking Rocko has a wallet
Starting point is 00:43:12 He's got a big one Yeah remember he used to rub it on de Rosa I told you No I don't remember that You didn't tell me that But he did though Thank you for refreshing everything But he did though
Starting point is 00:43:19 He used to rub it under Rosa Was it requested? No, no no He was being funny The salt. It was DeRosa wasn't stirring the gravy properly. And so Rocco came out in his, uh, in his bikini underwear with his morning boner pushing it out.
Starting point is 00:43:36 And he rubbed it on Joe's butt while he showed him from behind. Did it work? With his hand, how to do the gravy. Did he work? The gravy was fantastic. Well, there you go. Then whatever it works. I don't know if it was the, uh, I don't know if it was the pork bones he left
Starting point is 00:43:47 marinating in there or what, but it was probably his dick rubbing on Joe's butt. And that was the night that Joe went full on, uh, uh, trance. No, full on gay. at a nightclub. Oh, really? He went gay that night. We went to Rocco's nightclub where he was gay bartending.
Starting point is 00:44:01 He wasn't gay. He was just gay bartending. Wink. And he wanted me and DeRosa to come hang out. And me and DeRosa just went native. We started running around letting guys just touch our bodies.
Starting point is 00:44:10 DeRosa was doing unbuttoned, buttoned down shirt, chest hair exposed sit-ups and stuff on one of the, I got him to go up on one of the dance floors. Or one of the, you know, cubes. Or they're like big cubes. DeRosa should do that now.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Yeah. Be a gay nightclub dancer. He skips the middleman now. He just jumps right into gay sex. This is the guy that she did the video with gay virgin. Gay virgin official. Gay virgin? What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:44:38 Sam O. Does that mean he's never had sex? He knows he's gay, but nothing's happened to his butthole ever. Well, if you've never had sex, she's the perfect woman to hang out with. Is that Margaret Cho there? That's her, dude. That's her. Oh my God, when it's sunny out, her eyes get more Chinese.
Starting point is 00:44:52 That's fucking nuts, dude. her whole forehead comes down and makes a one big Chinese eye Chinesey but did you see her forehead comes down and her whole Chinese is she's Chinese from fucking ears to ear I love Chinesey
Starting point is 00:45:07 I want to get some I'm hungry for some Chinesey oh my God gay virgin oh god she really virgin man what the fuck she really looks like she's selling watches down on Canal Street Times a real cock sucker it is
Starting point is 00:45:22 oh she looks good right there, click on that one. That's another song. She looks better. Oh, God. Jesus Christ, dude. Why is she doing this? Every face she makes looks like she's yelling at black people from behind bulletproof
Starting point is 00:45:38 glass. She probably gets a lot of hits on this, and that's why she's doing it. I'd see. How many hits is this have? What are the hits on this, bitch? And you know what, though? She has a niche audience that I will probably never understand, so you're right. She might be selling out theaters and being able to,
Starting point is 00:45:58 they want her to do two of these songs at the end of her show. Dale died of AIDS in the 90s. No one died of AIDS in the 90s, dude. Yeah, they did. The 80s. Her audience did. Her reality is all the... Oh, he wears a skirt on stage, though.
Starting point is 00:46:12 That's a show. Oh, he's a stand-up? I think this is him singing the four-skinned song. Just spread me out on our foreskin. Man, there's any guy you don't have to be worried about wearing a skirt. He goes, dude, throw high kicks. It ain't going to matter. Work it, girl.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Jacob loves it. Oh, get after it, bitch. If Colin Quinn was here, it'd be hard. What's hard with that? I don't know. It looks all right. I love a hairless leg. Gay virgin.
Starting point is 00:46:48 So wait, a song about losing your gay virginity? What's the song called? Ouch, parentheses. Gay virgins theme. I'm not serious little flat this is his this is his forward
Starting point is 00:47:05 it's not serious there's no way we're having some pitch issues there you go that's the music that's the music comedy sham boozy right there
Starting point is 00:47:16 that's the wing right there something very serious and something that means a lot and something that sounds like I'm going to make an actual song and something that seems serious and just shove it in your butt
Starting point is 00:47:32 ding it ding ding ding ding and shove it in your butt ding and ding and ding and ding take all that stuff and put it in a ball and shove it right up your butt danga ding ding ding that's a great song music comedy sucks nutsack dude look can you make that into a song that thing is catchy as shit jay and something
Starting point is 00:47:52 and something real serious but the one thing that you should know when your life leaves the house I got two butthole ding ding ding ding ding I got two butt hole bing ding ding where you have one now I have two big butt hole banga dang a dang thing just shove it in your butt my toilet paper budget is through the roof and the bibbib booboops I love it and just shove it in your butt and shove it in your butt and shove it in your butt come on everybody take that thing and put it in a ball and put it in the thing
Starting point is 00:48:29 and take it in and shove it in your butt shoved in your butt who shoving your butt jay thank you guys thank you guys I'll be selling bumper stickers with some stupid shit I said earlier out in the lobby you should say if you don't get black t-shirts
Starting point is 00:48:43 and white lighting and it says shove it in your butt you're a fool dinging you get shove it in your butt dig it like a leg like take that thing and put it ball and dig it in the thing and take it around and go outside and call your fucking family and get him to the house so they can Watch you shove it in your butt.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Thank you guys. Thank you. Wait, hang on a second. Hang on. Sorry, I hit a guy with my guitar. You see, he came right at me, man. You guys saw that right?
Starting point is 00:49:10 He came right at me. Why is that song so fucking awesome? You have to write that. Because you've heard that tune of a song seven million times your life. Yeah, I did. No, just shove it in your butt. Digging-da-ling-ling-d-d-d-d-d-ding.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I'm gonna be singing that all day. Take that thing, I guarantee everybody in their car listening. It never doesn't make me happy. This video never doesn't make me happy. Watching a guitar comic loses cool. Bust someone over the head with the guitar and then go. To get the audience and be like,
Starting point is 00:49:45 God, you had that coming, right? Like, fuck you, dude, you're a monster. That was David Voxmellon before he didn't rehab. Damn right. I had a dark night. People can just take you out of here so fast, man, it'll be like, you have a part of a lot going. Huh?
Starting point is 00:49:59 He's getting laughs. Dude, this is fucking Italian... This is like an Italian-American festival indoor at the clubhouse thing shows they do. You ever see that? Do you ever go to like an Italian festival? You performed to those things for?
Starting point is 00:50:14 Fuck yeah, dude. I saw a guy... When I was a kid, I saw a guy at an Italian-American festival in Ohio's and it was Johnny Dark. He performed in a fucking tuxedo. Really? Yeah, he still... Do you know he's active on Instagram
Starting point is 00:50:28 and he like sings little snippets of songs every day? No. He performed, he was a... Really? Yeah, look up Johnny Dark sings while he's telling the story. Go ahead, sorry. Oh, yeah, please.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Speaking of our people, you know, the Lisa Gale, old person we talked about it on the show, another person who just decided to make music one day when they shouldn't have, has new music out. Johnny Dark, yeah. Yeah, he performed it at an Italian...
Starting point is 00:50:54 Look at all of his videos. God, his hair is awesome. all sorts of funny faces if I'm in a movie and there's a clown we're always trading places By the way he's wearing a black turtleneck with black gloves on
Starting point is 00:51:09 in a mirror He's also Is he a mirror? I think it was funny Yeah he's the back of his camera pointed out of mirror He's wearing black gloves And a black phone
Starting point is 00:51:18 I didn't even see the hands He's a real influencer I didn't think he thought He's getting the light on his face from his phone is what he was hoping the map happened because he doesn't have electricity in his house it would appear. He has to wear...
Starting point is 00:51:32 That's why I call him Johnny Dark. He gets the girl because he's holding the... I need endless videos exactly like this. Same shot, same everything. Yeah. Oh. Went beneath my wings, dude.
Starting point is 00:51:54 This is... This should be playing on a loop on a suicide. Can I just say something? I'm sorry. say this is my friend Voss's headache. Oh, yeah. It's just singing old songs. You are the wind beneath my wing.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Fly! Fly! That's all I do now is follow people who can't sing who sing. Well, that's what, so this is, if you want, Bobby, I can get, well, we should probably wait for we come back. We might to go through this. Lisa Gale, what I can do is tell you who Lisa Gale is and give you a little tutorial before we go to commercial, Bobby, if you want to look up for this.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I would love it, yeah. Lisa Gale. Yeah, she's getting back in the biz. Years ago, South Volcano showed us this. And Lisa Gale is, at one point, was a married woman whose husband had a lot of money and funded her making ridiculous, ridiculous videos and songs. If we can get back, you got to go back. Go back to go back.
Starting point is 00:52:46 You showed me her before. She's brilliant. She's fantastic. She does a country western songs. She does a song about her child passing away, but it's not, it's a, she really, it's crazy what she does. She does the old, like, swinging on a swing and then empty swing. You saw it coming, and then it'll be an empty swing, swinging.
Starting point is 00:53:05 And, like, she can't sing. So it's not really a nice tribute. It's like a weird thing to make a song about when you're... It's like watching an animal grieve, you know? Yes. It's this one? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Yeah, this is crazy. Wow. That is fucking crazy. Oh. I got to write this one down. Yeah. Please send me that. Oh, it's a sad one?
Starting point is 00:53:30 Is this the dead kid? Yeah. You'll get over the sadness of that when you hear her voice. Put it in my butt. Shub it in my butt. Look at her bright, fun outfit. These poor kid's going to play a character. She rented a kid?
Starting point is 00:54:06 Yes. Is that his real grave? Damn, dude. Dawn should have wrote something like this after your fucking Anthony Hall story. Like to Gemma. And then Dawn wrote Don wrote a like a battle rap.
Starting point is 00:54:39 So Lisa Gail when we come back when we come back from break we'll hear her new works. We'll see where life's at. That reminds me of the the guy in the black
Starting point is 00:54:52 Leroy. Who? Who is it? Black Leroy show enough? Remember that movie with the Hust dragon? The last dragon. The last dragon with the Huston.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And, yeah, I know all those songs. Yeah. With dirty boys. I found him. I found him. Dirty boys.
Starting point is 00:55:11 I found him. I found him. I found it in your suitcase. That was great. You got me. You got me. Oh, guess what? Gas Digital presents 30 Minutes with Tim Butterly is premiering on Tim's YouTube channel.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Tuesday, August 18th. Go subscribe right now so you can get early alerts. YouTube.com slash at Tim Butterly. Of course, you can listen to Tim Butterlee Show Dad meet and field tripping All available at Tim Butterly.com And he's going to be in Louisiana September 10 to the 12th with shows in Baton Rouge
Starting point is 00:55:40 Lafayette and Lake Charles for tickets And all their tour dates visit timbutterly That cool ass brother just opened the door and looked at all of us He caught his parents fucking He went, ooh shit That was a black person? Yeah I couldn't see that at all
Starting point is 00:55:56 I thought it was a white person who just came in I would have screamed Yeah I can't wait to see his special Thank you. I'm really excited to put it out. I would have screamed. I was sorry. I would have given an alert if I knew. It was Black Guy here in studio. There he is. Jacob, where are you at? When you're not in studio,
Starting point is 00:56:10 black guys can just walk in here all willy-nilly. Bobby Kelly's going to be in Port Smith, New Hampshire, July 25th. We're off. Thank you so much for being here with this, my friend. Thank you, boys so much for having me. I'm so happy to see you. Good to see you, man. Make sure you listen to Tim's shows. Dad meet, Field Tripping, all available,
Starting point is 00:56:25 Tim Butterly.com. And also as Gas Digital Presents 30 Minutes with Tim Butterly, premiering on his YouTube channel Tuesday, August 18th, subscribe right now, so you do not miss it. YouTube.com slash at Tim Butterley. And of course, Tim Butterly.com for all of his tickets. You can see him soon in Louisiana, Lafayette, Baton Rouge, and Lake Charles. September 10th through the 12th, Tim Butterly.com for all those tickets. And go to Big J.com.
Starting point is 00:56:53 He's going to Winnipeg for the Great Outdoor Fest. So make sure you check him out up there and go to his website and go to his YouTube page. And we're going to take a week off. Jay's going to do an amazing thing next week. This premieres tonight too. Right? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Next week? I'm doing, no, I work still. I know nothing. No, I'm just going to work still. I'm doing, uh, we've got skanks still, story wars next week. And then I go, I travel both weekends. Okay. Well, enjoy your week off.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Check out the podcast, subscribe. Enjoy your week off. And we'll see you guys. next time. Not next week. Not next, not tomorrow. A week from Monday. On the bonfire.

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