The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hot or Not (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: March 17, 2022

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I like having shoelace rock music when we have been the free spirit that is Mark face Andy Fury. Hey Welcome to the bonfire serious XM Factor Top 103 last live show the week not last show the week. Nope I'm Dan Soda. That's big J. Ocarson and like we like he said Andy Fury joining us the whole shot whole show

Lewitsky picking some in Cubbiss to start it off. Little sexy ode to Brandon Boyd. Is that his name? Boyd? Yeah. Alright cool. Always fuck up names. Yes. I'm always just...

I think it is. Yeah. And I think you got it. You nailed it. Couldn't tell you. Killed it. Your air drum and the hell out of this, huh? Yeah, air drum anything, baby.

Sikki cares. You can get away with saying you're a roadie. Actually, it was funny. I showed Andy and Bobby last night. Me and Andy did Bobby Kelly's podcast. You know what, dude. And I showed them, I go, one of the most bonding experiences we've watched on the show for me and Isabella

is how much I made her laugh, making like subtle, not subtle, but like jokes at the seriousness of member of the night of too many stars when the autistic girl plays rise up and they fucking like the ship to take them back to goofball island busts and they all come pouring onto the stage. But I was crying. And the kid was, and the one kid that never stops air guitaring. And it's all just piano. Yeah. You know exactly. I'm pretty sure I should have said it

yesterday. I think Andy told us that's pretty much how he watches the concert from front to back. I think I think I'll try and really hit the notes, but I mean that is me start to finish. So what you think people are looking for is Wrangler half the time. Yeah. Where is the Sidness Strongman? Yeah, they go, who is watching this guy? Is this guy like a yellow vest? And I'm gonna see it anytime? He has too many Bud lights. Do you, do you?

Where's your adult? Do you lean on it? Do you get in it? Yeah, dude. Oh man. I get down. I would go to watch Andy Fury watch a concert. Me too.

Yeah. Maybe I'll start doing it for content. Maybe we'll go see the school was a little harder to really lean into the should we go see the spaghetti uh, the string cheese incident? No, I don't like them. Oh, sorry. Here's the thing about OAR. Here's the thing about Andy. Who do you rap? I don't like any Jam Band music outside of fish in the griffle day.

I despise it. I despise the people. Someone's doing a special. I'm really interested in it. I hear that third person. Damn. your stuff. Someone's doing a special. I'm really interested in it. You hear that third person damn You have their person you know someone's doing a special Someone's feeling special about their special You gotta tell you who he likes Is it like hooligans? Are there like do the fish guys rumble with the good drum circle against the fucking have you ever seen a fight at a fish concert? Yeah for sure really. Oh, yeah good ones

There's a lot of drugs at those things man. Sometimes people space. Oh demon fighting. Yeah Yeah, I did see a fight. Yeah, you can't take my soul Sorry, Biaszob, I'm not doing this crunchy to So today bazoo zoo stand down dark energy So yeah, today bazoo, zoo, stand down dark energy. I did see a fight. He was fighting the air, but it was a fight. A lot of people fighting air there.

Yeah, well, I fucking air, it doesn't have a win yet. I'll tell you what else happens, Jay. You might know this, Philly, Nitrous Mafia. Those fucking cat's roll hard. What is that? You don't know Nitrous Mafia? No. Oh, they like...

They like... They like... They like... Control the Nitrous flow on the east. This is what I love about the underbelly of jam cons. Yeah, dude. I want to expose all the fucking crime and bad shit going on. Well, the only chance is. They set up like fucking markets pretty much.

For sure. Dude, it's a, I mean, cash cow. Oh, wait, it's it. Yeah, inside the nitrous mafia. There you go. Here's a village voice article. Might be a little crack. That's it, baby.

Yeah, village voice article will tweeted out at the bonfire. How much do you love a good nitrous balloon, though? Not that much, mostly. Do you ever where you're into it? I've done a million times, but. I've never done the balloon. It's a nice one. I've just said that when that girl had to think

and then passed out in front of me and Nate. The funnest thing is you just go, you dug like this for about a minute. And then you drank it as many words out of password and then it goes away. Not me, dude. I remember doing it my memory. I'm a besides the girl face planning. Because if she faced me after this,

I squirted it and I was there for that thing. And what I was playing on my speaker was, I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood. Do you. You're in the mood for a melody. You're in the mood. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I know what you're talking about.

You know Robert Plant? No. This is a great song to be fucking whack too. Really? Oh yeah. I'm in the mood for a melody. And it's just not me. So now I'm in the mood.

Any time anyone brings up nitrous, is that what you think of? Yes. 100% every time. I've seen some% every time because that was a good time I pretty much face planted when I did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, however you when you did it 15 nice just taking nitrous reps Yeah, I only did it that once I had friends that did it, but I never did it I didn't I didn't I'm a little right to song once nice I didn't I'm a little right to song once nice, but it was like blackout drunk. Yeah, I mean, dude It's fucking pointless to me. I don't see the dude fun it up. Look feel this Be it fucking I mean being like wall wall wall

Laying back on a bed high. This is great. Yeah. Oh, dude this song rules for that Oh my god, I just started singing you jerk off. You don't tell Robert Plaint what to do. Hit the post. In the video he has black dudes break dancing. Come on. He's ready. Oh yeah, he went, he tried to be really 80s.

We want to be a million for it. Oh, this is you laying back. Yeah. Do you know it now that you're here? He's lying. No, I don't know you were gonna lie though. I appreciate it Star's like your your instinct was to start cocking forward you it I learned so I was like I don't I did it yesterday camera was I did yesterday I was I did all the time it was definitely one of the ones where if I just say you have course

They're not gonna quiz me it'll move the the story forward and it doesn't mean me. That's why when Bobby was talking about my call to I was like, I don't know if I lie to move the conversation for it, but I definitely, I fudge a little so I guess in that movie. I, movies are a big one. People go, you ever see, you know, whatever. And I'll go, yeah, of course. You know, it kills me is when people quote,

Joe list, or what, those quotes like a motherfucker to hit me with one of be like Nice day for a son nice day for a sunshine, huh? And I'm like I don't I don't know what it is And then it just kills the mood everyone goes like oh you've never seen that instead. I go right And he's like Fucking classic I love the smell in the pom in the morning, and I'll be like, problem child too.

You get the fuck, yes. Am I right? No, here's the movie, though, the good out, you have a good out right away. And let's do the new movie, but if they do, you ever see the blah, blah, blah? Yes. And they go, do you remember the part when they go,

you just go, like, nah, it's been a while, I don't remember much. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty standard. You're like, you're still gonna put me through it but if you're in your mood you just want to fuck it turn the screw on someone if you're in the mood and now I do know this song because I heard it a little bit ago but you won't see but you won't see here's here's the difference between Andy sometimes with air drum at sometimes so this is not a good air guitar song

So this is more about you really sticking with this third person. Wow, I was a callback. Oh one of our I stopped you really sticking with it. One of our friends had sex with the trends that he found that later was trans Yeah, I would sing that go he fucked the dude back in Ferry. He fucked the dude back in Ferry. He fucked the dude He fuck the dude back up early. He fuck the dude. There's that one. It's the long haul. The dude. Yeah. It is very 80s. I will say again, Jacob. Okay. Look. His air guitaring makes me happy. Thank you. When I'm in the room and he starts air guitaring, it's why I do it. It's your guess. It makes me. It makes everyone feel better. You've got the turns of them on the fucking air guitar.

That's your shining. You can do it. You're going there and you make a tank up smile with your strumming of a fake guitar. At least Steven Scott's making the noise with his mouth. God damn it. You're no Steven Scott's making the noise with his mouth. God damn it. And Will, which the drums once in a while. Your nose, Steven Scott. Oh, he's got all the works. Ah, I see what I'm saying.

Is that the other work? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. All right, now we're talking, Tarky. Do you know what's the most condescending shit of him? I've never seen a part. Oh, all right.

Oh, nice job, real guitarist. Have it. I do this with an inflatable guitar I just air mouth fuck your wife. Yeah, that works. Hey. Oh, huh What a game showhead have you ever have you ever been air guitaring at a concert and someone near you starts to air guitar And there's a little bit of a little duel. Or have you ever come behind you and like move your hands like up the fake fret a little bit and go like dude. That's a G sharp. Awesome.

You're playing a flat. If you see anyone air guitaring you should air roadie them. Here he goes. Actually try barring that cord. It takes you a little easier for the transition. It's a smooth. Or just going you weren't plugged in. I'm sorry.

I'm having trouble. I'm so sorry. Is that thing in drop D? You would mind oh This kid grew up doing honestly the mind I like I say Charlotte here on the imaginary strap here. Is that your imaginary guitar's name? Would you name it? Gibson man, but yeah, Fender, I can rock with it.

What are your name? You go four pickups. All right. See if we can take a thing for a walk real quick. What do you got here? Homebuckers. Yeah, just out crazy him. Yeah. I had a, you know, what's your pedal work on this thing?

What do you got? What do you got? You should straight reverb be going effects? What's your best? Just customer factory. I spent two years at guitar centers. You could talk to a lot of people about this. I got this. This is good. You guys are doing what man? I'm listening to Space Jam Odyssey. They're in the 14th minute. Yeah, this is good. Let me do this. I did have a woman in Ohio in the summer of 1999 at Fish Polaris Amphitheater.

Tell me I was the best air guitar she ever saw in her life. Damn, you really watermarked that video. Yeah, it was the high point of my distance. You really stamped that moment. Yeah, pretty awesome actually. Yeah, it was funnier here. High and thrilled. Did you all come with you at Sir?

We're on the lawn and she just went hey, I don't know you but Like Jacob, I think I made her happy. It's just like you you have a gift Yeah, I may have asked you this before but one thing the only thing I wish I was involved in In shitty jam music for Was if you get into the culture of the concerts. I bet Andy and Fenolia both I know some of the noise just like Andy and Fenolia both I know some of the noise just like An entire romance in one day with the girl you met right there. Oh, we talked about that last time Yeah, I was gonna say right. Yeah, we thought what was the girl that you brought up the yeah, dreads Jam ever Lou? No, it's not the same. That's more women that are angry at you for impregnating them against their will. And they're telling them they can't get

abortion. That's my own advance. Do you're so big? Do you so you're so anti pro life? Lou, can I ask you what is the ratio man to woman at a PJ concert? 100% mental like Lou Looks like a pipe Some of them have hair some of them don't Guys who could change the flat I'd say 60 40 Women and there's a lot of young people coming back up. Yeah, no, they're not Like they where are they finding the music?

Yeah, there's a lot of stuff. We've been around so long that eventually, young kids have to get into it. A lot of powerful women, a lot of shiteos. A lot of, right. You're saying, so you're saying 30% of the 40% women are lesbians. There's a lot of, there's a lot of lesbians.

Oh, I bet. All I'm saying is if Pearl Jam fans put together a softball team, everyone else is getting dominating Sorry sound garden. You're fucked. Yeah Better hope that cute girl still can play sex with the post-core now forget it Eddie veteran was never the problem with that when the elite singers not a heart throb even sort of hmm what's it? I said I said He's ready to go

Heartthrob it all it doesn't really draw the truth. It's the ground trampoline god damn it. You're surprised It's in the title of show you a pearl jam video and you're gonna fall love all right like say wow he is handsome You're right. I don't think he's not a not handsome man to relax my eyes out there By the way, can we'llitsky stop sending me hacked Facebook messages? I'm not gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Will's Instagram is clearly hacked and I've texted you about this and you guys have done nothing. What is it?

What's it getting me hacked with? He doesn't even know what Bitcoin is, so that's what's crazy. It's the most unbelievable thing. You won't give Will money to invest in Bitcoin. Will just, okay, what do you think he's a bad guy? I know his twin brother. Kind of a bad move right before you do something big, dude. invest in pick one. Well, just okay. What do you think he's a bad guy? I know his brother twin brother. Kind of a bad move right before you do something big, dude. That's not good.

You do. Yeah, I'm giving out 500 to the first 20 people who can actually guess the number in the fucking fucking look. Yes, I'll do it. Sign up. Get in there. It's like the ninth one of them.

I love it. What a big week for you. A special. You just got heavy in the Bitcoin. By the way, Jay, of court, like, I love the whiskey twins, but they are suckers for online scams. What is wrong with the guys? Was there no electricity in your house growing up?

Dude, it's all right. You're taking a school in a utility business. I'm a kid. I text a bad true swim. I forgot you had to go to school in a wolf in a garden snake every morning. Wait, what? Yeah. Lose dad, you just, I don't know.

He was even commissioned to where he is grabbed in bagged animals and then with drive-free life school. I'm telling you how he goes and then he brings it, he brings it like used cans to city hall to go, I got rid of these for you. What's the bounty of these? Yeah, dude, I will tell you, I think Lou is one of the most interesting origin stories of all time.

It's amazing, you know, to serial killer. It's like, dude, you're a springsteen song. Oh, for sure. Absolutely. But that being said, you're Achilles heel. Achilles heel. Yeah. Okay, show me how handsome he is.

Um, is online scams. I'm not gonna show you. You're not gonna think he's handsome. It's gonna ruin my eyes. No, no, no. I think any, I thought any of that, it was cool looking, especially when he had the long, like, you know, the Pro Jam 10 time.

He was super cool looking. Uh, I did not like when he cut his hair, but it makes sense now he's a fucking adult. Was he in singles? He looked good singles, right? He said, like, the long hair. That was like, is like, fucking jumping off the balcony days. Yeah. He was a teenager, guys. Look, get out of the past. I'm talking, well, maybe not now, but I'll say. Oh, you're giving us, you're giving, you're, you're giving us

hot older than you are. And I'm telling you this, 10 years ago, or not, there's not a, there's a handful of women that are there because they are super like sexually attracted to. I would say the other members of the band are attractive. I'm telling you what, we go see incubations, sublime. It's going to be 92% chicks and then be in the middle going, meet, meet, out of their space. We're going to have to wear Kanye boots. We're getting

floor seats. My waiters. How was your time touring? Who's? A Rooom. A Rooom. Who's saying? Nightly Sands. Disco ball hanging over me. Hologram. What's his face? Brad?

Haitian zombie preacher. Does her home sound like Bradley Null? Damn, blue is going through a montage of videos looking for something where I'm gonna find an event or hot. He's hot, Lou. I'm just saying, chicks don't give a fuck that much. Here we go. Here we go. Oh my god. Jerk off. That blue, this particularly is the clearest he's ever looked at. Can't see the video. can you bring it up Christine He does he looks like an indigo girl. No, can you see that any? Yeah?

It's a good twink love the song wish list great song shut out billions. I Did it oh yeah songs fine For a guy named Jeff a man. Whoa another guy named stune a man You know Well, I mean Christ he's so handsome. Why aren't they showing him once? You only place a four-string base because it's a band and we're a whole team together It's not just about you're not in the band Up on the we just a lead guy with some mask or makeup on his stupid face

Rating women in the back. Oh, you don't know. That's what happened. You weren't there Nope case dismissed the montages all of the montages of song oh my god show him no it is better be him how is it not him been at a focus on him the whole time why is he hiding in the shadows dog or call call that's why is he hiding in the shadows? Dr. Cullin, that's why he is. Oh, alright.

No, he looks like a bitchy neighbor kid. He looks like a bitch. That's Scott, he sucks. I can't wait, hey, my ball went your back yard. That's mine. That's Ed. Oh, that sucks. He's got the mom sucks.

Dude, the kid had done the street. Yeah, you thought that made him attractive? That was a bad one. There's some fucking facial hair in this quiff. Is this new sublime? Do you want any hair sublime with a room? I would have been a little bit more. No, I don't want any hair.

It's the original sublime. I do. I picked your favorite song, Jay. I like this guy's fat. That makes me happy. I love sublime. He looks like a good college friend. Yeah.

Yeah, he really does. He's got tits, but he doesn't care. He takes a shirt off a lot. Yeah, he's fun, dude. He's got tits, but he doesn't care. He takes a shirt off a lot. Yeah, he's fine, dude. He's a good dude. He's only got stretch marks on the sides. Jam in the van, dude. Let it rip.

So go ahead, play it. California, and this next song is called Santirilla. Little F. Oh, yeah. You think this is my favorite song? It's your favorite song by then. Of all time? No, you said it all time No, why is he already sweating are we sweating? Jesus H

Road yeah, hey Christine while waiting for anki miss you could watch them and I'll be getting plastered in a fucking VIP area If you need me, I'll be double fisting fucking alcohol It doesn't sound off though. It sounds fine He's fine. I just don't give a shit. I feel like I have to wait for the song to buy an eighth off him Are they gonna play deep bass. That's not that easy to sing. Oh yeah, dude. Don't hit him with bridge fingers. Christine's over there going,

sublime is not that easy to sing. It's not. Yeah, that's great. James, that was him. He's guys just poor and sweat. He really is. Really? It's actually fucking, I get it. You got a tank top. Porn sweat really really

I get it you know tank top It also looks like he put a sponge on top of his head because there's like the two large Breast he's also built like a genie If this is your friends brothers band you're like dude that's Santa really awesome Told the body of a genie dude look it's like all tiny at the bottom and then it comes up wide Fucking sublime featuring Kazan I Feel fury read on this one. Yeah, dude. Where's your air guitar? Are you up on the neck? Oh, are they just in a bus? Yeah, they're in a bus That's why it's the jamming jam in the van can afford air conditioning So that's a fence hot can I go sorry dude? I can't run I can't run the engine you're gonna blow my battery

You're blowing my alternator dude. Sorry. It's not how it works Yeah, we're gonna drain the battery and then we're fucked so you guys gonna bring your own shit So if you could profusely, but hey don't worry this other guy is wearing flannel inside no one else seems to be having a hard time That's 50 leather hat. Is that the gay guy from modern family? God damn Christine they aren't even a cool looking band in any way God damn Christine they aren't even a cool looking band in any way Grace not about the looks right? Date rapes pretty hilarious I like their cover of hope I thought San Trio was your favorite. That's a cover. Yeah

What is the original? I believe the descendants. Oh really coming in here here and serve it. Oh my God, Lou. He's fine. It's crazy. It's crazy. Go show everybody. Everybody. He looks like Brendan Frazier. Seriously fucking insane. Yeah, it's hot and seen oh man. Fine. Oh my God, dude. Why do you want me to think another man's hands are so bad? Because you don't want to admit you're wrong. I'm telling you, Lou, he's not drawing thousands of women to his show because of his looks. I can't wait to show you when I go this summer and I'm going to show you all the women. Do me a favor, do me a favor. Do me a favor.

Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. to me favorite. One of the most beautiful pictures of every woman in the show. Oh, the New York Mets hat guy back and he's ramped up as weird. He's kicked out in the first 10 days. He's ramped up as weird. Now he's filming women to make sure

that people know women come also. Hey Jeff, take a look at your love. Mets hat guy back. And now I think he's harassing all our small female population. Is it me or is it? Is there two of them? Hey, Stone. And he goes, nah, I already saw. I saw. He's here.

What's weird is he's almost devoid in all the blitz-lessboes we got out of there. Yeah. He's only taking a picture of our wild. I see he got back together with Michelle. Yeah. Fucking music will take picture of people working in the stands and shit. She's like, hey. a kind of super hot. Look at a super hot girl working the Hershey's ice cream display.

This dip in dots lady loves Pearl Jam. How about this girl outside of the parking lot giving out free passes to go to a strip club after everyone knows yellow is Eddie's favorite color. Don't take pictures of the nitrous mafia. Blue why don't you get why don't you find one pretty girl and give her 75 different outfits to trade changes. Yeah, every three songs a new outfit. Yeah, sweetheart, sweetheart, with your mind. I'm trying to prove a point. I got you a service worker. can put that one on all right now go do a lap Now put on one of these Westworld western woman big-bud outfits. I can lose not happy

Dude he gets mad. He's still up jerks. Blue. He gets mad when pro-dem gets back. What more do you need me to do about how attractive any better? He's attractive. Yes. He's a good-looking guy He's not good-looking. He's attractive because he's a rock star. Oh, you're right He's fucking dog shit ugly and I was trying to be nice, but Christine's a woman. And she just said it. You can get all the girls more wet watching a guy play guitar really well than watching him dance around. Yeah. I heard air guitar and that sentence. Did you project that on you? No, yeah, no, Louis. I'm not doing anything. Yeah, you do.

Look at me tabs. You got to open up any better face. Oh my god. Oh, look at that one. Yeah, dude. Boners City guys. Oh my god. You're just pulling up random letterman performances?

Yeah. Usually it's Tourette's. The Blankens? God, you're pulling up random letterman performances? Yeah. Hey, how the lucky ones are. You're the easiest Tourette's. The Blankens? You blink so much. Hey, look, yeah. Because his eyes are irritated from rocking so hard. You're too deep about that.

Little loud. I tried to get in the Pearl Jam because they were Clarissa explains it all's favorite bands. Sure. Couldn't. Why couldn't you, with blockchain? I don, no, I just saw on the other one She was the hottest one amongst the group. Oh, well, well, why she couldn't get into it I was probably this song and assorted others. That aren't that good. It was the one thing clear so couldn't explain

That's the 57 albums of don't shit material after 10 What even is that my favorite song isn't even on 10. What is vitalogy mean? He is now as right when he got into him. He doesn't go backwards. It's an old book about health from the early 1900s. Did you ever read it just to bet? No, what you're talking about? No, but I would buy one and put it on a shelf. To act like you did? Yeah. I'll be honest with you. I respect that more than you thought I was going to I want to make fun of that But no, when you're by the end of it, you're like When we're interesting at a bookshelf we bought like 40 books. I haven't opened one of them

It's a really cool book some cool books and it's only like 12 points down Ed's wearing a suit look at that first edition Oh look how handsore is in his suit He's starting to pack around for me again. He didn't get a good enough look the first time. Oh, Dan, here don't leave yourself fucking with the blue balls finish. No, I told you when I saw Serient Life as a kid it was Sharon Stone Pro Jam, right? Yes. Are you jealous? Also he saw Sharon Stone mouth the words of Tim Meadows. And he vetter is pretty ugly. Yeah, I think it was ew.

Yeah, she was like ew is that is almost. That is all the time face. Did that thing where you know it's nobody does anymore but you did like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, good. Far from a. Far from a. You know, antique vitality book first edition, 390 bucks.

Christmas is coming. 390 clams. I'll coming. 390 clams. I'll get it for Christmas, Lou. I owe it. It's all the fun I've had, shitting on Eddie Vetter in front of you. You're a really cool book to have. Oh, never mind.

Christine wants to keep it and your guys ugly and their music sucks. Yeah. Christine, you're so nice. I tried to do something nice back. Christine comes in and his fucking sidekick, she swatts it. Yeah.

Oh, that's a nice idea. Get the fuck out of there. I wouldn't own that book. I wouldn't own that book You know what? Let's own that book and we just admitted putting books on our bookcase in our caring about it I'll put it next to the 7,000 page bc's boys book. I'm never gonna look at and all the Marilyn Manson book There's even one of the other ones that read a while ago We got the Madonna sex book That was a big deal I thumb through that yeah, it's a good thumb through you forgot say what you remember a few things

We forgot man. I mean real beef a lot a lot. I shoplifted private parts when I was a kid damn. That's good Yeah, that was a great deal. Yeah, where did you take it from? Booking in New Jersey and book in Mars town. What was called happy booker? Was this store? Sounds mom sounds mom and pop really fucking He referred to guy over. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, what's that up there?

Yeah, it wasn't easy to do them. Way to go in there and fucking take a knee shot at someone's dreams. I wanted to read this there. Oh god, we lost $40 on that book. There's a hard copy. Honey, I guess, mortgage the house. Shut it down. We'll keep this place.

You'll see, he'll write more books. Pull our daughter out of the cancer hospital. Maybe somebody would buy our last copy of Vitality. I'll stand by it. You have to. I think it's the movie, not the book. Not the book. That's way less.

Cool of a steal. I know. I knew you made the book. Yeah. You thought you took him to the bookstore? Even when he got to the bookstore, you were still like, interesting, you still movies from a bookstore.

Crazy go to the video section, which is probably very small in a bookstore. It's still for that. But I see what you're doing. I forgot it was a book. It was more of a statement piece, I'd say. I forgot it was a book trying to make a point. I saw the movie. I forgot it was a book that was taking from his book. Yeah. I learned about it as a movie. Both hold up great. I wasn't a stern guy growing up. The movie, well, the only thing the movie doesn't hold up great. It's a great movie.

I love private parts, but it doesn't hold up just because the movie is essentially, and really more than even like his career story, but it's this love letter to his ex-wife. Yeah. And it's just, I mean, the movie ends. He goes, he goes, I love Allison. Yeah, I love Allison. And it's like, oh, he should have jumped up and kicked his heels

after he said it. And then freeze frame. So it's very funny that it like ended. How did you really get together after the movie? Not crazy long. Really? That's crazy. You put a movie out about how much you love.

You became 97. I think they were done in 99. Damn, absolute. Right, 99. Why did he get together with Beth? 2000 or so. Early, right? 9-11.

I'm very broader to the Boston Comedy Club when she was like young still. And he was like still going out to a comedy club. But yeah, it was pretty weird. But that was a, were you ever there at the Boston arena? Yes, I still am come out once. And I was funny.

I was so stunned to see him, but how beautiful, she's like, you know, a 40 something year old woman, that 49 maybe year old woman, or in her late 40s, but when she came out of the balls, I was like, I forgot that he was there for the, she was fucking stunning when she was young,

like Pam Anderson hot. So what just walked outside and you were like, yeah, what? Yes. And I was on a date with a girl that I met on web TV. Nice. Who I thought was web TV.

Web TV was the beginning of just like the internet stuff you can get like a, it was basically a keyboard at your house. Christine, bring up web TV. That's all her now. I'm talking about when she was young. Uh, they still, yeah, that's not what you're gonna see. The you was a product. Back in the day, web TV was a, your TV was just based turned to like, uh, it had its own, it was like its own AOL. Oh, so you get on like chat. It ran so bad and slow. It was horrible, but I, I think

I told the store on the show before I met a girl and she lived Ridgewood, New Jersey. I remember that's not you hear that name and I'm like, oh, yeah I remember I remember to play it one time I went there. It was not very nice neighborhood Real nice, but I still didn't filly. I was just I was like, oh this girl's in the thing I could pick her up on my way into the city. Yeah At some point and I was like, this is a time I was like, I was like, let's go to New York City. Yeah, I was actually, I was sitting.

The big city. I was single doors time. I was like, and she, and the picture she sent me of her was like, I said, like a helicopter or something. It was like far away. I finally found their place when I picked her up. And it was, she got in the car wearing the same

frumpy shit she was wearing the picture and she goes, I wore the same clothes so you know it was me, which I thought was weird. She was just like an odd fucking weird lady all night. And like just was there on the night that I Howard Sterling said at this place, I was like, wow, I'm still, and she's kind of like, is there something in here?

You don't know what everyone's like. But that's, that's. Is there anything to notch yeah, I dropped her off afterwards and that was that I want to go on the comedy club Jay, oh bad if we should a lazy eye nice like I walked Like one of the ones where you're like I fight like if she gets another knock to the head it might lock in the place Well, she gets excited. it spins. Buddy, yeah. Same here. After college, I dated a girl with a fucking laziest of eyes. Dated her, yeah.

For a while. I mean, like, hooked up with for a couple months. Was everything else good? Would anything else? Would anything else? She was good? Nothing else was good on this. This was on top of everything?

On top of everything, lazy eye. Yeah, it just wasn't good. And her personality was just terrible. She was just like a weird. Did it, was it like, and I'm sure I was all on top of everything on top of everything lazy. Yeah, it wasn't good and her person now He was just terrible. She was like a weird did it was it like and I'm sure I was how many was it like I'm looking at you right now kind of like this is to her you know what I mean? Oh that kind of lazy I was one no yet. She's like I'm looking right at you, but you're like When she turned in the car to look at me her left eye was looking directly at me and her right eye was still at the windshield in the car to look at me. Her left eye was looking directly at me and her right eye was still at the windshield.

It's pretty good. I mean, I'd never lock up. Would it ever catch up? I don't remember. I don't know. This is lagging. I don't know. And her face would have in my mind. This isn't even true. But in my mind, just remember how unattractive I was to her in my face. She's got that wonky and also like her tongue is hanging out of one side of her mouth. And she's like biting on it like a weird small doll That's why picture a face If you really got this is a commercial from 1996 for web TV. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Is it?

You ready Jacob comfortable you are about to experience the next evolution Intellivision get comfortable for a spank With web TV plus start with TV home as you change channels you get the title and the time of the program You're watching so you know what's even very Commerciating TV This was like first TV. Oh wow. Yeah, that's all it is But in 96 this was fucking not even the one I'm talking about wasn't really even teet. That's maybe a Tvo function I guess but if this thing was like a chat it was like It was like for saying these a well age sex location. Yeah, same thing

No recollection, but you just got a warm card with fat tones 19. Yeah, and I brought her to I brought this girl to you know so yeah chat yeah yeah and it was that kind of thing you go to a chat room where it's like New Jersey party people Uncle Bunka but it was uh yeah I met a girl off that and then like I didn't have one successful Meeting off the internet until I was doing comedy in my space It took till my space Yeah, what they're what I mean before they're really was nothing else. No, a lot of some messenger I tell my friend met her boyfriend in like 1999. She said she was 13. She said she was 16. He was 17 and lived in Seattle and like they was lying to you. He was 12.

But they met every month. I never met an average of all kids. Oh, it's straight up. It's like bugs him alone. Yeah, it's all the top to bottom. You don't see a, you don't see an adult. Hand it up moving in with her and her family. Nice. Good, good, good.

I mean, I forgot that you guys live like box cart children. And then I saw some later around. We didn't have to, they just chose to, it was very weird. That beach fucking mentality was like, how about your young friend lives with us? Yeah, it's like the house and true romance, are you going? Like, Bridget Fond is this there, Brad Pitt. He did. I never, I don't know if anybody moved in with anybody in mind like growing up like that kind of like

Hey, these kids moving in and it was her boyfriend and her parents were all of it. I was in your judging. I absolutely when I was 18 okay, you're an adult when I was 18 I think or maybe barely legal maybe 19 my girlfriend That's the family home. Yeah, dude Trish was like you graduate high school. You're gone My dad moved out of my house when I was 17. That's very fun I was eating Your dad knows set setup punch pretty well. Oh, honey, do we have to talk about this?

I thought you got it. Yeah, I don't know when I took the piano out of the living room. I think you kind of figured I wasn't. When you saw that my closet was a series of swinging empty hangers. I don't know, you know that weird wire that's for some reason across the living room with nothing else in it? I thought you just, I wire that's for some reason across the living room with nothing else in it I thought you know I took all the fire alarm You just left and got all new stuff with my stepmom and so my house just stayed the same But how did he leave it with you? He's like all I'll be right back

You know do me favor pay the phone bill to check cashing place Dad who are all these guys in back braces It was gonna seem weird. We just forward my mail. Yeah, did he just wanted to tell you he just said he was moving in with Debbie Did he just but he just said that to you like one day He's just putting in these cameras all throughout the house and just charged people to watch Christine like a habitat No, I was 17. I was by myself I gave you a sunroom in the front Nice rock

It was a web TV channel. Yeah. He's like, uh, beach teenager. I was already, I was already out of rehab. I was like, damn. Dude, you're like a city kid. You should have grown up in New York City. Yeah.

Well, it's LA. Yeah. Big city kid crossover. Yeah, I mean, do New York kids when I first moved here and I was waiting tables? It was not like, you were, your whole thing was local to that beach town though. Like all the offshoots.

I was still an offshoot of LA, it's LA County. Yeah, so fucking suck it. Yeah, dude. Yeah. But dude, when I met people from New York City when I moved here and they're like, when I was 13 years old, I was in Phoenix House and I was like, what's that?

And they're like, it was rehab for cocaine. Yeah, every fucking night. I was like, I was like, a 13? I was still playing, I think I was still playing with guys. I mean, I'm smoking bots, but I wasn't doing blow. Definitely. I don't know. Yeah. Bobby Kelly, like that. Bobby Kelly, they'd heroin it nine. Yeah. Fought in an underground cumete. He's got sober at 13. Yeah, 13 or 15. It was one of those two. 15. It's 15. I think, but you still also like, you know, it was that bad. And I think the funny, it's not so much that he was doing drugs that age that's

Not that crazy. You know, it's crazy. That's crazy. It was like the thing is like yeah I did an international deal it went bad people people lost alive So I almost got killed and you know look at me I was able to jump out of the airplane and I wing suit to safety It's like his thing already lived like a crazy drug life. It wasn't just like, he was doing drugs and I caught like, you know, being like weird introvert. It was like, he was in it.

He was like, yeah, I get it. And I fucking just drag raced through the streets. Let's just say I owed Widey Bulger in the winter hill gang about 70,000 dead. I had a deal in doorchester that went south. Yeah. And he's like, next thing I know, I got a 45 in my head, Dad. Did I have to go over to Chuck E. Cheese for birthday party,

because I was 14. Little kids still got to do little kid stuff. Dad! I had to make the leaves. I was late to do that. My mom, the fix was in. You ever snow-blowed on withdrawal? Turns out my connect was UCD entire time.

Yeah, John Mulaney went to rehab when he was like 18 or 19 I think months ago. I then back again Why am I right he was sober when he was 27 on the what the fuck podcast with Mark Marin and Jean-Grofflo's on in shoes like you can't be sober at 27. Yeah, I think you're a clean college It's like weird like but New York kids do it from the city a lot of those kids are out of rehab it like 14 15 what you're from back to drugs You think you think when he was supposed to be mentoring Pete to get him off drugs, maybe being people's like dude drugs roll John was the last time he's done this shit. It's really times the lot in 12 years It's not step-off, you know what Pete? I think you're right. I'm gonna do just a little bit of cocaine

Okay, yeah, just do a little off my, doing my weeners length. Oh, wow, that's quite a length. You know, like a big dick. What do you want to cocaine off of? What is this, a kilogram? Yeah. Man was monkey judge. So far.

So fucking funny. I've watched it since you showed up. I love baby. Yeah. Baby loves me. Sessley's trying to bomb me. Baby. so far so fucking funny i've watched it since you baby baby baby millenia host and did a sketch called monkey judge which is very fun for jay shot it to me it's great i'll put it out to be uh...

jake up did you watch phoenix rising which one is that no i don't know what your that's the what's the dot mara lamasson phoenix rising oh no no no i don't know what your next to what's the document i am asking feeding spursing oh no no no i don't know you just on the article arts you are the right the articles i didn't know it was out of the articles that came out today yeah but i also sent in uh... loot louis pulled one from today and then there was the other one we didn't cover it's

just crazy yeah stuff he's fucking right he's the the documentary out. It's out. Yeah, both parts are out. Yeah, I fell asleep on part one. I was just late by fell asleep on part one. I was I was. It was interesting. What's not here? HBO Max. Oh sweet. I got one playboy episode left and then I'll get into that new playboy episode. new playboy episode. But man, is it was the closer, right? That's the family. One more, no, 10 parts. And this was nine.

Now this one's now he's had long, long term gay relationships and the whole thing sort of arouse the chicks. That he really did everything, didn't he? They got the guy who's got a, his good buddy. There's a 2020 on I got a watch of this guy who What the fuck is his doctor? Now was he a doctor to now that the doctor the guy who have was in love with the guy was in love with was a doctor It was his doctor and it was a guy that like saved him when he had a stroke

He says they became best friends and he was just then he got in a lot of trouble for creepy shit But it shows right the doctor got in trouble for creepy. Oh, yeah And then half distance in myself for them. But then when half was dying, and shows are still back together. Another's another guy who wanted to be like half the one. He had like dog the bounty hunter hair. Mm-hmm.

Oh, right. What the fuck is his name? He's not one of the gotten crazy trouble for doing. He's like a design of fashion photographer maybe or something. Oh, fuck. And so what? Robert something. Were they getting in trouble for creepy shit on the Playboy bunnies? Oh. Oh, fuck. And so what did it hurt something? Were they getting in trouble for creepy shit

on the Playboy bunnies? Oh, oh yeah. Because what they would do is have got married in the 80s to Kimberly Conrad. So, and I don't know, I guess you wanted to marry her for some reason. And then the house was at overnight, went from like parties where the girls weren't allowed

to talk to half. There was an... So all they did was all the other rich guys, the guy with the hair I'm talking about and then the doctor who saved his life, they would call the mini-matchin parties and they would just do it on location and he goes, that's when they brought the fucking B team of girls. So that's when they would bring like, they said, describe me, goes, the sevens and eights, not the nines and tens they said the scrum he goes the sevens and eights not the nines and tens because we bring the sevens and eights over there. So the girls that were

there like I'm in playboy you're like you're in playboy. They would yeah. Yeah, but you know we're more like kickoff team. We're just running down the field this mashing to somebody. They'd gamble with them. Excuse me. They'd gamble like on the idea that it was like, I'll put that one up. Do you think they did buns and basketball before buns and basketball? I don't know. I've been doing my research. Now I'm gonna get ready because Jim, I don't know. Do you know Jim McClure is completely totally committed to doing buns and basketball? He's dedicated a budget to it. Good boss. He said that he has to wear a big white cowboy hat and we can only refer to him as big Jim during the game.

No matter what the Jim's, whatever the gym is, whatever the gym is, we do this in. Jim's tons of alcohol. It's on the bottom of our entire six bigger than us. Big Jim's B and B. Six way bigger than us now. Oh, yeah, I totally snowballed. Jim, does it help if I tell you that we're whatever Jim we do this in We will make sure you have some sort of a box to be in With fucking those theater glasses. Yes. Yeah, theater binoculars also you like I like the high yellow wall number 30

I like the way number 14's but jiggles running down the court I like the one with the bamboo Ears of these two cosmic hours. I was flipping it. Zippin it is happening. I pull up your damn shorts your butts hanging out Yeah, the uh the playboy thing it just it just seems like he was a Horrible nightmare of a person surrounding himself with other it seems seems like if you came there A horrible nightmare of a person surrounding himself with other it seems seems like if you came there Because it's very specific celebrities. It's a lot of people and then they all seem to fall back on it's like oh, yeah, they were creeps also There's this like people that were just like psyched to be there all the time Corey Feldman Scott Beo

James Khan who was like single until he fuck as he stole alive even he is right yeah yeah but like single still he's this guy's like never even gets like He's a long relationship. He's just a guy and he said like it's creepy looking now also cuz like we're adults Yeah, also, but there's a scene do you remember this Lou when They were talking about half getting married and James James commas like in some interview It's like yeah, I think what are you doing you're ruining the party for everybody. Oh, I guess we got to wrap the party up now. It's like 65 years old when he's saying this. You're all, you're real anymore. Yeah, he's like, and that's exactly James Conn's a guy who will go there

and believe somehow in his mind that this 19 year old girl that he just grabbed her fucking snatch in a room full of people is like, you go, God bless, sweetheart, you're welcome. Like that's the feeling that I had was going on there. Dick Van Patten threw me off into it, he was. Who's Dick Van Patten? The tattoo from hate is enough. He is enough, yeah.

If you saw him, he'd know the face. Big bald fucking, the Jim coach from fucking we could come here for ourselves. Yes, he was, the Jim coach was, yeah. I wonder who the next two hefners gonna be if he's all right, I do eight is enough. Do eight is enough.

We spend our days like bride and something in just a time. I think I have his moment. That's it. No, no, no, no, it always cuts me off. No, you're on. This songbird. Why would I cut that off?

That's all I know anyway. Yeah, sorry. I know the opening line to the theme of eight is enough I don't know. Oh, I never missed that show and he was just He was one of the guys that was super into it. Yeah, I get it with that on it is shocking The people I mean look don Cornelius. Oh, I know the dad. Okay Yeah, you know that is Yeah, yeah, hey, this is early speaking of sc Bayo. It's early, what's his name? Willie Ames. Yeah, Willie Ames.

You were saying yes, but that's exactly what I looked like at five. What Jacob? But you were saying yesterday how nobody is picking up on this documentary because there's so much kind of explosive news coming out about it But is it because he's just dead and there's no one to crucify? Yeah, sort of I'm just saying with I'm just saying with certain things and even like that I said that Lifetime movie. I'm like if that's the true story like Dr. Dr. Drey should like Be currently prosecuted for what he's crazy. I'm gonna watch it this weekend.

I'm very excited to watch it. Surviving Compton on Netflix. It's an original lifetime movie, but it's basically... It's about Michelle A. Remember Michelle A at all? No. Lou? Doop.

See, what was Bob a new dude? Doop. She claims that while she was in a relationship with Dr. Dre and she said that he was super abusive. Oh, did he beat her? They made it like... I didn't mind it. I didn't made it like, I didn't mind it. All right, I did not want to want a bit.

I think they tried to make it like the what's love got to do with it, right? They tried to make it look like, like, turn her shit. But I don't know, I haven't seen it. I'm gonna watch this weekend. Oh, this is an older article? Yeah, this came out in 2050. Yeah, I was gonna say, I think he was able to walk,

it was so before the Me Too shit think he was able to walk It was so before the me too shit. Yeah, that he was able to walk through this But no, cuz he just go he put out an article and he goes I hurt a lot of women I apologize I read about this he I apologize to all the women I've hurt. It's like no, we like your headphones. Okay Okay, guess listen, I'm cooking up this thing with Jimmy IV right now. I'm about to make a billy so this thing with Jimmy IV right now. I'm about to make a billy. Yeah. So let's just blip by God's be by God's and say I'm sorry. I mean, his Evan Rachel Woodchick is fucking trudging up 2006 shit. Yeah. Come on.

DR. Yeah, Marilyn Manson needs to have one of these half ass apologies from 2017. He's like, I was really evil. It was real bad. Sorry. And then he goes, I apologize. What do you want from me?

Why don't we take a break and then we'll come back and we'll talk Phoenix Rising, because I was with Jacob said. The articles? The actual articles. No, we didn't actually watch the documentary. Why watch the first half? You watch the first half.

But it's, I don't want to shit. It's very interesting and good and like, I said before, I don't know if Marilyn Manson sitting home going like you wanted to do all that But where there's smoke there's some sort of fire something's going on at very least she lays the stuff out right away that when he started Like coming out like they became like friends first friends. There's 18. He was almost 40. Okay, which is fucking Hey Marilyn, did you check her ID? 37 year old starts snooping around Isabella.

That's my age. I'd so quickly be like, I mean, I just don't fucking scream at him. It's you dating 18 year old. But I just dating 18 year old, like when he laid down, and they said all these like grooming terms and whatever and like, you know, I really hate when they develop new terms

for things that are gonna to get overused. But the love bombing thing, that was what was the most interesting to me actually. Who's telling her it's longer? It's not like, when she first kind of like, he just started kissing her, she had a boyfriend, he had a wife still. They broke up. They broke up, she was going away, he like made a move on our kisster, and then like, when she went to go do the thing she had to do,

it was just soulmates. No one will understand our love. It's that kind of shit where you're like, if she's reading that, and that's true, when you're reading, you're like, you are like, all right, dude, get a grip. Sounds sweet. Guy sounds like he fucking is in touch with his feelings.

No, but I'm not saying like you know like even if you go It's like I've been thinking about you but yeah that's like last he was What a callback Now Love I know yes, I'm saying like so quick to be like pouring that out there like that But I've definitely like moved emotionally quick on that for and I didn't think I was doing it ever like as a grooming thing. No. However, I was doing it because I was like dude I'm living in a song right now.

Yeah. It's also an alcoholic. Yeah. There was a lot of control. We moved pretty quick. When I've said these, when I've moved, when I've moved, I've got things like I don't not think I mean it. So I don't know what the difference that makes in that.

If you're grooming someone, if you're like, no man, I don't know, my head over heels for a set, like, and look, you're exactly, it's like three weeks later, there might be a thing that happens that can kill all that, but I just go in hard where I was like, I like, I had to unlearn that in my life. You could just be like, uh, yeah, this was like a fun thing. Doesn't have to be like something where I bother you for the rest of your life. You don't have to make the girl think that you're mad like mad about her just because you hooked up with her. Oh, really? I bet that's a jaggle.

Why do you have to make every, every slut feels so special? I don't, man. They just do. That's how I make them feel. Because that's how I put it on them. That's my moon. Can you just have fun? Why do you make them feel so good? Um, no, I've learned to not do you know, I mean to not be like that But I used to go and say really I really care about you like a while. I don't know like it's kids You're about you. It's like it's like and you know, it's like dude. We fucked in like Indianapolis one time You know, I mean like

That is the actual focal point of all of the love. I can't you want to keep them on the hook? I can't sleep. I can't think. Yep, you can keep somebody quote unquote on the hook by just going like, hey, come in the town. Come in the town. I'm excited to see you.

You can be able to hang it up. Yeah. And then if they go, ah, something's like I can't change. I go, cool. Maybe next time my heart. My heart is stuck with a thousand arrows Yeah, I sucked you off in a portal. It's young guy. It's young insecurity Wasn't like ironed out exactly. I don't still think it's ironed out. I'm just saying I know now the optics of going like

Well, come today thinking about you when I'm saying I'm not talking about meaning, I'm talking about when you don't mean it. I would do things like that. When I shouldn't say it, when I said I had meant it every time, I did, I meant the intention behind it, but I'm not, I didn't wake up thinking about them, but it's like, I'm like, oh, you know what I'll make them happy? You know what I'll make them smile?

Telling them that, and then it's gonna make me smile with her like, oh my, me too. Yeah, it's a stupid game. It's the love version of telling a woman you're going to fuck her all night when you know you're going to come once. And then you know, me, dude, not me like a machine gun. Hey, Dan, well, you supposed to suck your dick for an hour. It's going to be all right.

Oh my god. It's hard to get going. Andy, you're hanging out hard. Yeah, hard. He is taping his special at New York Comedy Club, March 18th, this Friday, 8 and 1030. Go to New York Comedy Club.com for tickets and use the code Andy.

Big J going to be in San Francisco Friday and Saturday at Cobbs Comedy Club. Good luck in tickets, but try. I'm gonna say try right now. Go to big J Comedy.com to try, you get tickets. And then after that, he's gonna do it. I'll make love to you, but try and say try right now go to bigjacombie.com to try you get tickets and then after that He's gonna make love to you, but then we're through He's gonna be with Bobby and Ari in Fort Wayne, Indiana Grand Rapids in Detroit Then Ontario, California and Washington DC just putting everyone in the mood

I'm in the mood. I have sex Yeah, but like it could be very nice sex big jackal I'm just bend over panty rip off thing. It's so funny. You gotta go off making love What's so funny is how opposite we are? It's taking me my whole life to learn how to have emotions involved with sex. Oh, Jake connects. I do not Try to line up our breathing And yeah, but it's just so that you just melt-in though. I mean, you're like, what are you thinking about?

Yeah, I'm just like, yeah. What's going on in that area, you? I would have sex with you. Hey. Hi, you. Hi, sleepy. I eat pussy with nassabal context. I don't know.

I'm young, young, young, young, young. Did you feel, did I make your soul come to? It is funny that like, someone's done a joke with us before, but eating pussy like the moment if you do, look at her eyes, like she sees like the saltiness, the saltiness of your eyes. But it is funny that, but if you're your legs are going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

top, it's like the water, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, it's like watching someone swim. Hey, you don't really see, you don't really see. You don't really see. They're're clicking clipping their legs the whole time Yeah, water and they're like get it The supposed to so yeah, you're looking at her with like a you loving this be your mask I got a flat in that against my lip give myself chap lips going I got a flattened out against my lift give myself champ lips gonna

Hit her with I got then I hit her with the bad boy Hit her with the no fear the job blue sheet hit her with the Calvin give her Calvin and hog I give her people's eyebrows I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile

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I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile I don't know how to tongue missile Alright, we're gonna think of break Andy Fury hanging out. He's here for the whole show. We'll be right back. This is about fire Bye bye bye bye. Dan Soters on the road also. He's gonna be in California at the comedy store in Hollywood That is one night only March 31st and then he's gonna be going to Cobb's comedy club in San Francisco April 1st and second two nights only but he get tickets now It has to that Rhode Island in Austin for tickets and all of Dan's tour dates. And get tickets early and fast. DanSoda.com.

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Ha, ha love that. Oh, that part. Oh, it's how he run through a wall, dude. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. You've been listening to Sirius XM's Bonfire. New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM. you