The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - How Could You Not Love Babs?

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

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Hey I'm Big J. Okreson and I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Welcome to the Bond Fire on Faction Talk Series XM 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's big joke. Chris and we got the full crew here Christine Jacob DJ Lou and our blacking the black tiger Lewis It's a lost apes kind of

Jacob we started off before we started recording with Jacob is all wound up about Barbara Shriza and how ugly she was and doesn't deserve Robert Redford And about how sheriza and how ugly she was and doesn't deserve Robert Redford. And about how she just yells and screams. She's yells and screams were to cackle and ju voice. Real chapie broadie said. I didn't realize Jacob hated Barbara Shriza and as much as he does. That movie could have been used as an option, Nazi propaganda. I don't think you said.

He goes, that movie made you think that Hitler missed one. I'm just saying, well, I mean, I'm starting in the middle, but I watched at six and a more. I couldn't sleep. I watched the way we were. This is my first Barbara Streisand movie. That wasn't good. And she does. What's why? It's not getting into a Barbara Streisand film. I'm saying the way we were I apparently if it's like a classic her and Robert Ritchard I gotta tell you I never heard it before Well trailer it's a classic classic it is a classic I've never seen it but it is I've never seen it I don't think I've ever seen a star is born as the one I know there's Yen toll But if I'm gonna tell you to go to a movie that you're gonna be like okay, okay, babs

It's not me had me an a me in a direction where I'm gonna go crazy for Barbara strings nuts nuts What's that a nuts bring up a trailer for that? Well, she's nuts in this movie Jay and and he can't get enough of her rob she yells and screams at him and her and his friends For everything and he's he's pining away for he can't get can't get enough of her I show him what is she all the most unrealistic? Is the water colored? Oh, yeah, that song is playing the whole time What's the way? What are the yelling about, what are you?

Here's another thing, Dan. The movie starts out where she's a... It's set in the 30s and 40s and 50s. Follows it. She's a young communist in America. It's the 1973 classic of the world. We were starring Robert Redford and Jacob's favorite Barbara Streisay. I know Big J came into this in Doctrine in the Babs World, dude.

He loves bars. This is Jay's Woody's Woody Allen now he's defending her though. You shouldn't see that movie. You should see nuts. You should see nuts. Yeah, we will, but you see the trail for nuts Jacob. You're gonna want to watch it. I bet dark 1980 the 1987. I remember that. I mean, if she's yelling like this. Oh, she might be yelling. I don't know. Subtract Robert Redford being in love with her. That's the only thing nuts is missing. It's a wild flick. Can't believe that it was all so simple there. So, Jacob, you just didn't like it because you found her unappealing. Did you find her not to be a good actress? What was it that really set you off? I don't even think she's a bad actress she just has one tone yelling

and loud and she said she has two spinners but her personality is terrible in the movie like you any man would run for the hills at any moment in this movie and he can't he can't get enough of her he comes to you everyone Jacob there are men that like I do believe there are men that like enjoy being yelled at. That's actually like a joke in South Park with Alexa, where he like programs the Alexa to like be dominant and pitch them out all the time. Like there are men that would be into that. Not you might not be able to see that, but I think our men out there that like being

pitched around. I think our men out there they're like being bitched around to forget Then I defy you to watch this movie and what and tell me you you you see anything appealing about her in this movie God play it play the truer Do we have this one in 1080p? Oh good? Play it, play the triller. Do we have this one in 1080p? Oh good. You alright Luke? Yeah I'm good, just waiting for this big nose beauty.

Hey. Hey. What? Hey! I didn't say anything Jewish. Easy bro. Go Christine, let us have it. And everything would never uncomplicated

You're not stood They're just you they're picking there's no what the trailer is silent. They're only showing shots of her dude Then he's actually talked she's raging Drizing and could get it dude He's this naval hunk in the world war two and and dumps everyone for her for her yelling I bet she's got big natural floppers then oh The ROTC you can have it she natural flappers, Dan. Oh, man. She.

Two hamburgers, two cheeseburgers and four coke. Onion. Yeah. In the coaps. I you got to pull a scene. Why? I'll tell you the scene. Why do you say, Jacob, because she's a boring. Dan, what? Jacob James Woods. This trailer is making me fall in love with her. Oh my god, Dan. She's a boring Dan what Jacob James woods this trailer is making me fall in love with her. Oh

My god, Dan she's a boring She's beguiling This is the this is the trailer bullshit where the trailer is Is better than the movie ever ever is Oh, she's always had a bod ever ever is. Oh, she's always had a bod. You leave a key or you can't you can't shut the fuck up, Jacob. She looks great. First big pie. I want to make a pie roast. I make a terrific pie roast.

But I didn't know what I mean. She'll be cockin' her mouth. I hear you on that, Jacob. Is my right? This is the whole movie. I'm alright with that. Damn, she'd have been one of my mom's friends that I wanted to get all boned up over Wait, there's a scene about child is miss Barbara coming over. Whoo. Yes He takes her to her friend his friend's house and they crack a joke and She just yells at him for now. Oh world here. Dude, fuck you, Jacob. I'll say this all-fading Jew.

He just whipped a book at him. All right, now there. Now she could take a hike right there. I'll make straight in your hair, bitch, or I'm not being able to meet my family. What? I'll say what I'm not going to watch the movie, but I could beat to that trailer.

Jacob, what's the movie? Jacob, can I could beat to that trailer Jacob what the fuck? Jacob, can I ask you why don't you why don't you like love? Yeah, what's wrong with you? I love love are you upset to you? I'm not are you upset that you're not Robert Redford or not Barbara Strison? You want that blonde hug Shoot his salad dressing all over you just saw Ben Simmons on my sixers cup and almost through the water at the wall. Yeah, we'll Don't fuck you fuck what happened, Jeremy still what do you do now? You never gave it so pretty. I never paid a guy $40 million a year to sit at home

It's crazy. He got completely healthy and staying home. He's like, yeah, I don't know. I've got the yips I'm upset though and I don, I want to stay at home. Even Kyrie Irving is playing on the road now. Dude, that's so funny. Kyrie Irving just being like the weekend dad. Yeah. That's it. You guys need a, you guys need a part.

You're saying game a week. Put on the nuts trailer. Jacob, we're going to turn you into a barbers' dress, I think. He's already a fan. He's saying this because he's upset how he feels about her. That's only a piece of paper. And you can't make me nuts that way no matter how many times you sign it! Yeah. Initially the patient was withdrawn, silent, almost catatonic, completely uncooperated.

The medicines are a very weird guy. I flashed and he wouldn't even look. How about she live in his cave? Yeah. We're too. I must be okay, I'm looking. That's the memories lady. She just showed her sn is the Drifus.

We're too dry. They don't pay you to do are you guys to work on commission? She was a pure spider stepfather. I don't know. Are you any good? I tell you that now you got me killed the John This is caught. This is perfectly calm compared to the way she is in the way we were She seems level headed in this movie to me. I believe Roger Ebert said that oh damn it Why'd you talk about the way we were without wearing your gene syscola outfit, dude? Or you're not your gene syscola. Yeah, you're not gonna...

Gene Shalip. Gene Shalip. He had an outfit. Yeah, you know what you're gonna be. Take a put on your god damn moustache in hair. Okay, so Christine, actually, what we're doing is, can you look up in real time with us here? Gene Sh send it to you all because I'm there's this not there's not a clip that's a showing the way it really is on YouTube here. Let's see.

Can we find a Gene Shallot costume? We can find one. We'll find one. We got to get crazy hair though too. Buy Gene Shallot costumes for cheap. Not only available, they're available. Gene Shallot is now a little boy on a horse. Weird.

I didn't know that's what a gene shout it's called. Here's some of gene shallot for cheap. It's okay. He's still alive. No, I don't think so. Maybe 26.

He is. He lives on through you, Jacob. Jacob, you embody his spirit. He's up in heaven criticizing the angels, but your disbarber strives hands making a big mess. A lot of fussy. Ellen the movie was on showtime shout out showtime. Shout out to the audience.

Shout out. I give it two shits of stick back January 23rd season six, even the bonfire gene shallow agrees with it. How are we watching it? even the bonfire gene shall agrees with it. How are we watching it? Gene, what are we, what's gonna be your rating system? Yeah, dude is gonna be like, I'd like to figure that out. Can you do it, can you do it shark?

Can you do shark fins or shark teeth? How many shark, oh yeah, I'm not even shark, it's gonna be like the main, what's the one called? The mastodon, what's it, megalodon? Megalodon. I give that five, the mastodon. What's it? Megah Megalodon? Megalodon. I give that five. Megalodon. Megalodon. What would be your run for Barbara? One part, you're the only person on the show who wouldn't

give it a whirl with with strisand. Oh really? You wouldn't, Jacob.. Tell like how you say that. You wouldn't. I wouldn't, Dan. You're trying to tell me you wouldn't. Black Lou, young strizana, am I right? I'd tell you how to ask up. Fuck yeah. Jacob, you really trying to tell me you have a shot. Christine, you'd go gash to stash with strife and what you of course

Sorry, it took me a second to think of words that would run though be funny. I liked it though I thought that was a term that was so fast gash to stash Kiss your maker would you go gashes to stashes with her? Yeah Yeah, let's get it straight there would Would you strice lamb? Would you strice lamb? Would you show your strise ham? We can do this all fucking day, dude. DJ Lou for sure, dude. I'd probably fucker and meet the fuckers. Yeah, you probably probably tell fucking a will to go kick rocks for the night if she's coming over. He goes, I don't know. I just took babs to a Pearl Jam show when she's all ready to go

Low she's just yelling at him. Lou, I'm ready to come inside. I'm ready to go home and it is will home because I brought groceries I've chives and a fresh in a fresh pie and I can do a pot roast blue whiskey. There's a scene in the movie where he... Sorry dude, this strife ain't drowned you out. You thought you were... I wonder if she'd buy two And I use two And I use two

It always sounds like it's about to pick up With you Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Are you still row A-wee Guns, gun, gun, gun Strars in a cold play finally together in one place You stew

Strives in a cold play finally together in one place Oh And I can't sing I really can't sing DJ what you want to go you want to hold hands of me to cold play concert You want to go me in Justin go three way gay For reals yeah, you can't go to cold play unless you're gonna go just guys and we have to be really affectionate each other the whole time. The bite of this is bite him back for a drink. Oh yeah. Yeah, Lou, just so you know you get back to my place, there's gonna be booze. So you have to watch me jerk off. Yeah. You guys, you give him a cocktail on the couch. You go, here is your rum and you coke.

Now, let me get into my chair. I will be over here. We've started. Oh, there's the guy. Where's my guy? Oh, there he is. Oh, look who's here. Oh, look who's here.

Oh, look who's here. Oh, look who's here. Logic gave him the party. Oh, better late than never, am I right? Yeah, he's the last one of the party and the loudest one there. Oh, oh, look who's here, my assistant. Oh, let me see if my stylist is awake. Well, hey guy. Well, something we were talking about before the show, um, that I found out that was on TMZ, a camper tagged me in the story, but apparently both of Jay's musical heroes

are pieces of shit. Both mine and yours. Yeah. Yeah, there. Or there at least a lot to handle when you're a lady. If you wanna put it the nicest way possible. There a lot. Before I met Mance and I'm gonna have to lose these tits.

Dude, I don't wanna think of a woman and treat me bad I don't want to shock my little dick thinking it's a clip and I'm going nowhere near Josh homie's ex-wife No, no, no, I just shook her hands as an honor to meet you. I'm a big fan of Josh Homie goes two days later the guy was fucking standing above me with that machete I put in my own god damn my own god damn living room Josh. Oh, I have I love I've loved you since kias. I go I have so many t-shirts. I have so many shirts Go down Josh, how he's always looked like an asshole though. Oh, hey come on. You're just saying that because he's a ginger

Tommy's always looked like an asshole though. Oh, hey, come on, you're just saying that because he's a ginger. It's a lot of it, but it's a lot of it for sure. Queen's the storage, the story on TMZ for a ginger. He's very, very cool looking, I'd say. But his cool looking looks like he looks like he's an ass. He looks like he's not a nice guy. That's what I'm saying.

It's just looks, he's a a musically, he's great. Oh, yeah, undeniably, undeniably. He's great. But apparently, Queens of the Stone Age frontman, Josh Hami allegedly threatened to kill his ex-wife's new boyfriend. And now the guy just got court ordered protection. Plus, yeah, dude. Man, this really, the TMZ stories really about calling this guy for being a whooess fight a lot of your way to fucking call on the way to call the cops in dark. Please can I see what gunner Fox looks like? Look him up, but apparently Joshua literally started making death threats to gunner Fox

after he started seeing Josh's ex wife Brody Dale. Yeah, she's like rock hot and Fox says she's like uh... rock hot and foxes got enough to get to like that try to kill a guy yeah well apparently this guy was doing some christmas shopping at the mall in thousand euk's california christine and then josh homie approached him and threatened to throw him off a balcony in the documents gunner claims josh

the ball face inside an apple store telling them i'm gonna fucking kill you you fucking pussy. Yeah, it's could you imagine how exciting it would be in a fucking Apple store dude. I want me came in and started threatening a guy Immediately if I'm looking at the new iPhone and the guy goes so it's pretty cool about this is you can sink your contacts up Right up to here and then I just like hold on saying everything that I have my entire home page is gonna be the home page on the new excuse me wait a second wait a second yeah yeah is he up in that guy shit oh my god is he about to try to fight that guy

um he got his face when I hit you pussy fox claims that Josh you want to read that yeah approach to him again outside the Apple store, viciously berating him and threatening to kill him and toss him over the second floor balcony. Okay. Says at one point, Josh actually grabbed his arm and tried to throw him over the rail. In the documents, he claimed Josh dug his fingernails into his hand during the altercation.

And truly believe Josh was going to throw him to his death. You can see the blood on his finger. Yeah, Gunner claimed he called law enforcement and cops responded, but not before Josh got the hell out of there. Still, he went and filed a police report. Fucking pussy. Whoa. Man, and then this is there's more, which is always awesome when you're a fan of somebody. And then there's more in the docs Gunner says that it's getting blurry because my internet's walking out in docs Gunner says he lives with Josh's ex and their children in Malibu thinks Josh broke into the home and even slashed his tires. Yeah. Fox be lying to court and a judge

granted him a temporary restraining order requiring Josh to say these 50 yards away from Gunner and Gunner's two daughters. We reached out to homies camp so far. No word back. Yours gets back and they're like, what a plus, right? All right, letter dog. Yeah, dude.

Launch the gallery. What's going on here? There. Oh, geez. There was a restraining order that like Brody Dale had put on Josh. I want to see her. Launch the gallery what's going on here? There um oh geez There was a restraining order that like Brody Dale had put on Josh I want to see her because I want to see what gets you this twisted I don't know man, and then I want to see him and see what a poo this guy is to go He dug his fingers. I mean instead. He was gonna throw me over a balcony Josh homies like fucking six five He's a big fucking Nordic fucking big trees fall down hard dude

I don't know man if he was threatening me I'd probably be like it'd just be funny to break out with their cousin of that You just go home and you're like um, yeah, I don't want to do this anymore I don't mean to quote one of the greatest fighters of all time Wade Garrett, but you smash a man's knee He goes down like a fly he'll goes down like a fly. He'll go down like a fly. No problem. True. And then drop like a homie can still even tour in that Dave Grohl chair. Oh, yeah. He could definitely. Yeah. But yeah, why not? It sucks about musicians. What sucks about musicians being shitty when you get older is

you're like, at least with athletes, you have CTE to blame. like, at least with athletes you have CTE to blame. Well, at least with athletes you can be like, he's got brain damage. He played 10 years in the league when they let you hit quarterbacks. We talked about this before also, the accessibility of people is such a thing. Do you know what I mean? The accessibility, exactly the idea that's like, everything gets out there. You know, he had an argument with this guy that would just be like a lore story 30 years ago.

But from a rock stock. Now there's too much things like, now it's like, what's he gonna say on his social media when he talks to me for some reason? Do you have any stories the Rolling Stones would have had out there that you're like, oh, he's got his pieces of shit that now that they're all old men and wrinkly, we're like, now that's rock and roll.

Yeah. Oh, I remember one time, I actually almost choked three underage girls to death because they weren't having sex with me. Luckily, the three other underage friends did have sex with me. So it was the 60s. So I calmed down and we made exile on Main Street. It's just always like that's always the

figure of the. I think the statue and limitations is up. What's crazy is this bugger came up to me to mall and I choked him to death. He woke up and I said, well, we better go and do another album. What is she? What is she? What band is she in? She was in Stellar. She's stillers. Yeah, go down. Let's get a good pick over. First of all, Kristina, if you could. Did you just look up her name? I was gonna check nude, but first I just wanted to show you guys face. Thank you for the respect. And then we have to make sure that I didn't know who she was, so I wouldn't be able to tell if the news were real now Let me I'm Josh homie listen to this. I'm telling my girlfriend to look up your ex-wife's pussy do something about it, dude

I come to me. I gotta show these guys like a chop this tree down Honestly, I just want to say I didn't and I'm looking forward to the album after villains Whenever it comes forward. I'm very looking forward to it. Please don't hurt me I want to make it. We use one of my stone jams. Love it The only gunner fox I could find it all is a hat maker in Los Angeles and Nashville That's his hand because that's the hand his right hand Yeah, that's in the is the one that's

bleeding. Oh man. I can be almost through our last Habadash over a railing. Dude, the fact that you get left for a Habadasher would would really steam me. If Katie left fucking me, she's really the guy who makes slashes hats. Great. Yeah, dude. If Katie left me for a hat maker, you best believe I'd show up at him all and threaten his life. No, I mean, if Christine, I want you to leave me for a blacksmith or a horse sure. Damn, dude. A man's job.

And then Jay poured hot oil from the roof on him and his ex-wife. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Ah, the rid of the hat maker. Okay. I guess this guy's not a fighter. Dude, if you let me go right now, I'll make you a really fun hit. Oh, Christina, who he's made hats for. Oh, DreamJus and Momosa. I call him Jason Momosa, I know. That's fair. Who else he made a hat for? Oh, just having a hat.

Johnny Depp. What can you keep going? Of course he did. He absolutely touched Depp. What can you keep going? Of course he did. He absolutely touched Depp. Go to the pictures. Oh, he makes a doc holiday. Okay. I got an actual hat website.

He definitely makes hats for Johnny Depp. By the way, Jacob. Jacob, these three of his hats. Jacob, this is the kind of hat. I've seen him. This is the kind of hat. Yeah. I'd like to see you in.

One of these kind of hats. I don't know which one. Like an old West doctor. You know, I know scuswork, I've seen all special on them on YouTube. You have. Wait, really? I mean, did it mention what a post had? So I, uh, I researched guys like that. Yeah. Did it mention what? Did it mention what?

Did it mention what a sissy Nini? He was. Then he was afraid of Josh Humming? A ginger? That he doesn't like mall conflict? Yeah, that he runs from Josh Humming in a mall. Who is six foot five? Dude, I would put up my foot right in his gut. No, you wouldn't.

Just upset you by saying I could beat up your kid. That's like a, dude, I would fuck Marl Manston up. Like, no, dude, you think you could, but you could. I know you think he's like squirrely. I don't think you would. I was just going to say something to him. You can try to get into this fight, but you're dancing in a world that you don't understand.

All I know is you better hope he isn't taught reached out to the spirit world or else you better pray you better pray to baffum at himself. I don't know about you but your pantogram game is not strong. Wow. That's a jump off subject too much. But is there a thing with a 24 horror films that they all have to end with a bunch of just completely naked old people? No, why is that? Where did that happen? Mid-Summer and then I just watched a gang that fell asleep on it in the theater with

hereditary and both of those movies end with like naked old people coming out of the woodwork just showing their awful bodies. It's a shock of the wall. They're finally comfortable with their body. And they're like, I'll show it to these people. Well, old bad body, old people nudity is makes horror movies scary. It's jarring. It's so like, you're like, oh, this isn't like, yeah, it's like, this isn't like some like, you know, fake tip bimbo, who's like wants to be a screen queen in movies. This is like some lady who took a lot of bravery for her show uh... you know fake tip bimbo who's like wants to be a screen queen movies is this

is like some lady who took a lot of bravery for her show or fucking old lady snatched a movie i guess i could show you my snatch and it's covered up by a lot of beaver hair but if that doesn't interrupt the shot i'll do it deloris are set are set seamstress

would you mind showing your pussy on camera real quick for us? Oh, I don't mind. I've been in the theater for a long time. I would be honored Do you want me to shave it down a bit? Or do you want it all natural? I'm a full bush lady. I keep it neat on the sides though sides though. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's nice. Well, Dan, you can you separate the music listen, the world has not jumped on board with two things. Corey Feldman's accusations against people. No one believes those. And I don't know if Mariam Man's has lost stuff, but like a lot of these things just kind of like they are just going away now. No one believes you. Yeah, but then it, but it does bum you off. Bum you out to see that. We're like, man, can I see his wife's pussy, please Christine?

I'll find God. God. Let me see your. But I have so much on the line, like a guy like him and still just be that angry to go hunt down a guy in the mall and threaten his life, you're like, come on, dude. Like your Josh hot like he has so much to lose. Yeah. This girl definitely toss out.

Well, that a doubt. And he lives, the guy lives with his kids probably like in his house with his wife. You're the all sleeping beds made of hat. Oh yeah, just hat, just a little hat hammocks. Everything's hat, living in a hand house. What's fun about this? This is a hat. I can make a hat for you too.

I've made you a steam punk hat bedroom. Oh, look at his bunk beds made of hats made of hat. Oh hats I love hats. Oh I love hats. They go man. I kind of miss even though dad's a psycho. I miss I miss hack. I even though dad's a psycho, I miss, I miss hack, I miss him with this new hack guy. If I could put a restraining order on a guy who's coming, like a particular guy who's coming, who's not like, I guess at this point Josh, homie looks crazy to him for sure. But you're like, if you know if they were like, psycho fan has been like coming to you and

like staring your plate, I see getting a restraining order in that regard for legal reasons. But just it's like, this guy's gonna beat me up At the mall like fuck you dude. I'd go to that mall every day. Come on homie. I don't hear no bell I'm just back at the Apple store waiting for your bitch I'm still waiting for all my info to transfer over to my new iPhone come get some you read headed bitch I forgot to tell you guys a story that I was gonna bring the show that we can just Interject here before we get into the fell dog. Oh, boy. You know we're gonna talk fell dog today. Oh boy. Remember that Reality show star that was selling her farts and jars that we talked about yes because I know that because Shannon

I guess they told Shannon who's been on the show before And Lewis tried to sell her farts in a jar And I will say is one of someone who had to test one of the jars There was fart in there. It was wretched It was Ratchet oh my god. What's she eating for Shannon so pretty but goddamn it? I mean first of all I thought the science was there that it was not going to be far that jar. Just even she described how she did it. Sound bully, but it's like, really? Well, I'm like, this is a waste of time. And we were probably always at some point going to give some sort of

an acknowledgement that it smelled because Lewis tried to sell these things. You know, I mean, yeah, I believe in how I'm going to say it. He's got product to move. Yeah, I don't mind helping with the hot sale. Lewis cracked his and actually said like he didn't really smell much in his. Um, Anthony's in house where he was there. He cracked his. He's like, he didn't really smell much on his. Zach cracked his and said, whoa, like it actually hit him a little bit and I was like, Zach's full of shit.

But I was like, all right, let me crack mine and I spun the, I held it up like here and spun the top of the jar a little bit and gave it like a little opening crack and it hit me in the face like a fucking foot. I mean, I kicked right to the mouth. It was so bad. Yeah, I was dry heaving. And then I passed that one around the room and everyone got it to us of that one. So that one, I don't know if I got the beans you won, but boy, oh boy. It was horrible.

Well, now that we know that the science is actually real, um, the woman that was selling her farts claiming she made over $100,000, she had a heart attack. But it turns out her heart just looked at her. She was at a fart. Yeah, dude, she was gas. Yeah. Is that what happened? Yeah, bring up the story.

Christina, so much. I'm sure. Yeah, dude, she probably. Christina. So much. Yeah, do you. So she's probably eating things to get herself to be able to fart. Yeah, then I've had that before my chest hurts. And I'm like, oh, there it is. Oh, yeah. Just a bubble popping through. Most pains in your body can be gas turns out. I mean, that was everything. Every person in my life, once they knew I was a hypercontract whenever I'd be like I heard it Did I get to gas and if I get to not oh yeah, right in my arm. Oh, yeah, there it is Oh, far right there

Damn dude, I'm not I was just thinking about all the new clothes. I'm gonna have to get now that Stone Age stuff. No, I'm like it. I made it through him kicking the photographer and then I was like, all right, well, we're back on good graces. And now it's going to be like, he murdered a child and you're like, God damn it, dude. I like to picture Josh Hommie driving around really loud. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlines. All he does is have to have.

He just listens to scorned country. Yeah, maybe next time she'll think before she And a thunder rolls Christine is she naked ever? Not naked, but like Inseas in seat stuff. Perfect. And let's check it out. Well, right. We're about to lady with a fart attack. Oh, yeah. That's ours. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's her. While there's I'm seeing something blocking it. Oh, sorry. There's literally a giant gray stripe running right down her. Well, there's I'm seeing something blocking it. I'm sorry. There's literally a giant gray stripe running right down her.

There we go. Slide it up. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah, you can slash a tire for her. Yeah, without a doubt. I'm throwing a habit down. I throw a habit dash off the top off a roof for that.

It's also a habit dash or an inner I mean. Yeah, such an old tiny thing that if you found out about it for sure. I'll be landing your hat. Is that a new Jersey tattoo on her waist? Oh go down. With a crown on top. Am I getting that right? It might be. I love her. Damn. You're a bit. I don't't know is that Jersey? Yeah, you're gonna have her raise your son with you to be a mighty rocker Now I come a little bit of baggage yeah, but you wouldn't run from homie you'd be back at that Apple store the next day I don't know dude. I don't know dude. I don't think either one of you guys could both fight him at the same time And he kicked a shit out of you. You're nuts. Oh, dust together dude. We go't know if they're wondering I think you guys could both fight them at the same time and he kicked a shit at you guys

You're nuts. Oh, dust together dude. We go high low on him. He's done dude He's done you saw how hard is if you if his pinches are that hard that are drawing blood Imagine what his punches are damn when I play basketball the my least favorite thing is for a guy substantially shorter than me To like start like backing me down or playing defense on me from behind because they're too low. They're so low that it's like I can't get low enough to get balanced with them. So I'm telling you, Lou comes in, fucking goes, I mean, drop shoulder right into those thighs and I'm coming, I'm rolling up underneath them from the behind. I'm coming into the frame. I'm coming into the frame rolling like a carpet just firing at him and he's going down big than once you don't the ground and

we're all the same height about that i think i'll tell you what would really swing my vote is if i knew that lu had black fluid spent three months in the gym clangin and banging with chat hangs i'm a little little eerie he's going to he got a small business loan to be able to afford it. $1500 a month. The woman, here's the article, the woman who made money selling Farts, I don't know what the conversion rate is for 37.

The woman who made 37 Loof Balloons a week selling Farts. A hospitalized for trying to fart too much. Yeah, I was bound to happen. She overfarted. Dude, what you love. She retired. She's retiring for squeezing out too many. I actually never took a video of her farting,

which I think is a lot of the thing. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. And then being the doctor that treats her is very funny. Oh, I know. She's like, you hot bitch. She's like a bitch. She's like Randy the Ram and the wrestler. They're like one more fart you die.

Give me back in there. And the other year, one big tree around the day of some fancy and free. If you ever seen that girl farting a job, then you seen me. You see me. I come farting in the dark. You think Pearl Jam would do a memory thing for her? That was Bruce Springsteen though. We did the wrestler. Oh, okay. I didn't remember. Just do a song for her. My my my Bruce Springsteen is the same as my better. So I get good by farted gene, although I never knew you at all.

You had the power to blow farts in a jar and get people to just believe you did it and then buy them. I wonder who got her last jar. I wonder who got the last one off the line. I thought I was having a stroke and that these were my final moments. Damn, that's one. Can I be honest with you, I want to buy that fart. Can I buy the one that almost killed her?

Yeah. Is that more expensive? What's really funny about it. There's a drip of shit in it Just a drip. She lost control Just here eat blood on the edge and a drip of shit dude caused by excessive gas from her frequent diet of beans eggs and banana protein shakes There you go. She'll try to turn into a bubble. Perfect storm. Speaking about the moment, she took it. She became selling her friends in in jaren november after receiving requests on adult content site unfiltered. Oh, no. What a what a what a what an answer to a call. Why don't you

fart in a jar so I could have it. Okay. Oh my God, that's it. That's my destiny. Look at her picture in the hospital. It's like my to see hurts. Well, you gotta keep your tool sharp, that was the problem. Would it be really funny as if she didn't have insurance and all that money she made had to go to her medical bill for farting too much? She's like, it was $200,000.

You need to go to the doctor. Exactly, you should've given it all back. She's like, it's200,000. We need to go to the doctor. Exactly. You should have to give it all back. She's like, it's none of this was covered. Well, what a push. Yeah. If you're going to be a professional farmer, take that shit to Canada. Which is self-proclaimed was a Fartrepreneur.

I love that name. I don't like that. Fartrepreneur, that would have been my fucking business card in fourth grade. That's a Fartrepreneur. That would have been my fucking business card in fourth grade. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it protein shakes to her diet after discovering it made the fart smell worse. Oh,

when she learned that it fucking puts a pep in her step there. I mean like any guy I assume most guys that she wants to actually fuck would probably be like, oh, it's like that's weird. What do you do? She's like, sorry, is she really? She's not. Yes. Oh, it's fine then other who cares? She's a lesbian Jacob. Oh, yeah, a professional farter even the hottest one you don't go with right do this is so funny I remember Jacob barbastry is it never farts ever she actually had her but hole sealed Ever she actually had her but hole sealed This girl maybe she doesn't fart or maybe I simply choose to forget

Memories Hit those high notes She says the girl says Steph says I remember within one day I had about three protein shakes in a huge bowl of black bean soup. I could tell that something was not right that evening when I was lying in bed and I could feel a pressure in my stomach moving upward. It was quite hard to breathe. And every time I tried to breathe in, I feel a pinching sensation around my heart. And that, of course, made my anxiety escalate. Yeah. I ended up going to the hospital that evening. I didn't tell my doctors about the farting in the jar, but I did tell them about my diet. She called her friend, you know what that means,

Muff time. It was made clear that it was experience wasn't a stroke or a heart attack, but very intense gaspans. I was advised to change my diet and take gas suppressant, which is effectively ended my business. She should have done a press conference. Shhh, shhh, shhh, just do a bunch of cameras. If causing the gas to the problem, why don't you just like, you know, for every dump she takes,

she could probably get about 15 jars, your figure, if you just put a little bit in. And then start selling perks. Yeah, start selling poop. Start selling poop. If someone's gonna buy your fart, they're gonna buy your shit. I mean, you could definitely,

or sort of pee in a jar jar any of these things probably would work It's a it's a smart way to take the franchise. Just move from see how pretty she is go down from gases to solids Oh, she's very pretty She won't be lesbian forever. Don't worry Jacob That's just a now thing you make a duty on my bed. It's over. I know it's true Jacob. She's hot though. Yeah is but I mean That's a turn off If you don't smell the fart let's just say let's you know she's not gonna fart in front of you

But let's say to get to her bedroom you have to walk through the fart jar hall Dude, I don't know the fart jar jar seller. Hey babe, my condoms, hey babe, my condoms are in the laboratory where I cook. So I'm gonna need to be going to the... Would you mind running down for me? Oh my God, baby, would you mind going into the lab to grab a couple thin skinned? She said, this is really funny because she said,

I like her opinion on how to make a smelly fart, like she's a connoisseur. I think that certain foods produce better smelling farts. So I usually tend to go with the smoothies as opposed to things such as cabbage and eggs. It's like, oh yeah, what do you? Fucking a 12 a beggar in the 12th century. All lock me me cabbage and eggs, but it makes me thought stank. Do you hear this thing? I've been loving black bean salad on you and ham and pepper omelets. And I have been making a really great protein

smoothie with lots of banana Jacob. That's her that's her talking dirty doll of her clients with a like, Oh, I bet that makes your ass smell really bad. Oh, sticky. Yes. Oh, yeah, you put in ham and pepper in those omelets. You fucking stinky bitch Oh, it's all swiney in here. Oh That's how I like my jerk session is to smell oniony. Yeah

Guys that are That are excited to get the package in the mail DJ Lew whiskey How much for shenan's f mail. I'm going to the bottom of my screen. His name is DJ Lewitsky. How much for Shannon's Farts? I'm in. It was like I think they went for like 50. I think. Jesus. Jesus.

You should have a safe full of fart jars. You bequeath to somebody when you pass. Yeah, dude. Just like a cooler, a bit got cooler full of fart jars. Freezing cold. Yeah. You always have dry ice in this thing Dude have it come out of the steam and he goes this one right here is from Raquel Who was selling her thoughts for 40 a piece? This one's pretty good. You can feel the job now this one is Shannon from gas digital. That's a good one boy. Oh boy. That's a rare one right there. There was only five made

Yeah, take on the glass Yes, digital. Oh, that's a good one. Boy, oh, that's a rare one right there. There's only five made. Yeah, take on the glass. You can really tell that I grow had a lot of onions in a diet. Yeah, I think we have surplus of Shannon Farts, but I think we're going to try next. I think we're going to try Alex with a small pulling of pubes in a jar, a couple of pubes in a jar. Now we're gonna see if that sells now. Put it in an envelope. I said, that's not about to either. I said, throw pubes in the jar,

then fart in the jar. Damn, dude. It's such a two genres there. Anybody that's gonna want our pubes is gonna care if they're sitting in fart. No, who wants a fart in the jar? Is gonna be psyched if there's pubes in it This answers the question what happens when land meets see it's the calling card It's the Bob Ross the bottom of the painting you know, I mean

Yeah, you go. I know it's good because there's pubes in the bottom. Yeah, there's pubes in the jar home grown Yeah, good for her. She made $200,000 doing the stupidest thing in the world. So good for her thing in the world. And there's, but by the way, Jacob, you were asking about the men that get these jars. None of us on this show have ever been as hard as any of those guys. I think that job. He's right about that. None of us have ever.

I mean, just think we consider a boner. No, give what we consider a boner. They consider quite civilian for the day that they received their fucking banana fart chart. Do you ever see those CrossFit shirts? My like your workout is my warm up. Yeah, yeah, your boner is my is my heavy, heavy dick.

Your boner is my thinking about maybe jacking it. I always think yeah, dude I always think about those dudes that are in like super crazy shit and just how none of us have ever been that horny Like none of us have ever been that horny enough to speak. Oh, yeah, oh fuck you Oh finally candle wax on an asshole. Oh finally finally alone time. Oh, I love that you clipped your nails and put it in this fucking bag for me Shall we take a break and come back and talk Corey fell dog? Yeah, dude, let's get into luck going on. Probably think it's a good idea. I think that's a good idea if we do that You're getting good dude. You're getting real good Well, we'll be right back. It's me bonfire. It's the bonfire He's learning. I'm becoming.

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