The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - How Far We Can Go (feat. Michael Che)

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

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Don't know Theme song The dog's gonna bust out the dog part out We're not we're not doing anymore because we had the Rose on and Lou take off your shirt spilled water We had the Rose on and Jacob goes when the Rose is in let's play the better-call-saw theme song and Joe sat on his phone the entire song. We played two verses of it. I didn't even know it had two verses and then I look up at Joe

and I go, Joe, you don't even know that's the better-call-saw theme song and he was just like, is it? He has no idea. Never watching episode. Yeah. This is the bonfire everybody. Faction Talk series, set one, three big geographers and Dan Soder joining us today on a very special day everybody. You can catch season two of his HBO Max show that Dan Michael Che.

Everybody, of course, it's the great Michael Che joining us. Yeah. It would have been so much better for like, Reggie Conquist is back. That's the shit of having your name be in an introduction of like, we're the title of a song, you know what I mean? One of the funniest. Did you know him from the Michael Che show?

Michael Che. Yeah. One of the funniest intros I ever saw at the seller where you were like, oh, that sucks. Was Nikki Glazer was about to go up. And they were like, this is like like 2015 or 2016 and the MC was like You know this next comic you love her you've seen her on Inside Amy Schumer in the movie train wreck

Everybody for that damn Michael Chase Reggie Conquest Wait, just switch it names on that is so fucking funny. Do you welcome back to the show pretty good man Welcome back to the bonfire do we miss you? Thanks for having me. I love being here You you always should know when you're at 30 rock you can just come over here from five to seven and talk shit if you aren't Yeah, I know that but I don't know that yeah I'm telling you this like, I know that, but I don't know that. Yeah, but it's one of those things. I'm telling you, it's like, I know my dad's alive. Somewhere.

Somewhere. Yeah, man, we got to make it easier. We just want to let you know we're here in case you ever want to talk. I appreciate you need us in all we're just here. But dude, welcome back to the show. We were talking before the show last time. Before we just asked the question, it's hanging in the air.

What's Pete David's Pete Davidson liking real life? He's actually way shorter than you Five three, which is crazy like and how do I get me some of that Whole piece that pie Yeah, we were talking before the show started about not just fed it because last time Che was in We played the video of the guy who was getting his balls just wailed with an aluminum by the way like full on world series uh like little league world series oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot shoot connect with a 70 mile an hour batting cage like it one of those hits is play it that's gonna be a pop up to left field

Taiwan's gonna go down into the bottom of the second up again also. I may have said some things you heard during the commercial break Did you guys see that did you guys see Castelano did it again? What so do you insult it gaze and hit home run? Do you know the infamous story of the broadcaster went it's a little fat capital the world It was on a hot mic and what Right there? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I mean I'm a fatly man. I probably will never put out another headset for those Cincinnati Reds again. And as he's apologizing, it's gonna be a deep left. Cast a lot of...

It's a job. He calls a home run. Oh, so then Castalano goes to Philadelphia. He's on the Phillies now, right? And he's... They just moved him like a priest? No, no, no. No, the player, the player, the home run.

So the player that hit a home run, he's on the Phillies, and this guy's doing a broadcast, and I think he's talking about how he got a DUI, and his life is like better, and he's like, I've had some time to really come together and learn myself, and it's like, cast Alonno's first connection of the season, it's gonna be a deep, home or the right. This guy connects, if you're apologizing,

or revealing yourself, whoever at home plate is gonna rock it? Because then it happened again where they were like, and this is a foundation for the lives lost over seeing us by our soldiers and their families and what they end that's gonna be cast the auto to deep left. You know what a bad liar, Tom Brennan is?

Does that name Brennan? Yeah, I think so. What a bad liar is. I don't even think I'm getting the players in there. He comes back, he goes, he goes, fat gap all the world, and then he comes back from the next commercial and does the thing where he makes the apology with plenty of time

to think of something to say of why that came out, why you heard that wrong. Is that a context? It was something I was speeding, something somebody's, whatever it was, some excuse, he makes none. When I was, I tell you this, when I was in, fuck, where it was some excuse he makes none when I was I tell you this when I was in Where's last place I just did press Christine where was I last I went and did a Radio Phoenix you didn't Phoenix. Yeah, I did a great radio show out there these guys

But their friends with Tom Brennan and they did move them like a priest They first moved in the Puerto Rico. I think to like call games for a while. Oh, come away They first moved in the Puerto Rico, I think to like call games for a while. Oh, come away, scouts. Money, capital of the world. I'm just going to apologize to Jesus. I'm going to say it's terrible. El Twinco, the mascot. Castolatos.

I'm going to go deep to that. He's still falling. I asked, I asked, is it a bad liar? Anything this guy is. I asked those guys, I go, well, what a bad liar anything this guy is I asked those guys I go well What was he saying like if you go know what what you asked me because I swear to you because I asked him I go what were you saying he says still he goes I don't remember He just doesn't you like it just get came remember why he said the thing that ruined his career He's like I don't know and it really makes you go goes he much is winged that around all the time

That's but that's like an insane thing to just say. Yeah, it is. But I was there. I was there. And they also they weren't playing like the San Francisco Giants or anything. I watch that, you know. There's other big gay capels right now. Atlanta's pretty popular with homosexual community. Yeah. Yeah. I was keeping a finger on the balls. It's what's funny about it is he tried to do the old, he tried to use an old play.

It's like when, it's like if an NFL team tried running student body, you're like, yeah, then you can't do that where he just did like that. I am Christian and I apologize, so you have to forgive me. And you're like, dude, you just gotta cop to it. Well, they just, what's crazy is never come out of like that. Well, even try to have a get tender moment.

He goes, I messed up and Signing off. I'll be back. You know, they just never like have a real like He should have Singer at capital or something right? I was talking about the UK campfires and starting a bundle of sticks No one understood it could God. Yeah, but uh, that is that is a rough mistake. That's a big mistake. Dude, for you to not even know what you said and they're just coming back and they go, hey, dude. But also what you have to hear is the best is the transition of him saying that and then realizing the things and turns it right on his fat capital of the world. All right,

we're here today at the Paul Park. It's little baseball that day here. It's a sense of a nasty. What are the odds that he does that all the time, but he like hits the dump button. He's just not holding it. You know what I mean? But he just like missed time. You know what I mean? He goes, wait, where was my thumb?

Was that on the cough button on the, oh, no, I just, uh, Brannemind, you just stepped right in it. I, I, I hit Malibu back. I didn't know I cut into that Medicare commercial. Um, we were saying last time she was here, we watched the video of the guy get his balls hit with the baseball bat. Classic radio. Uh, wacky fetish. And we've talked before about not understanding.

I don't understand having a lot of fetishes that are out there, but also, uh, what the point we were bringing up was, how do you find out you're into any of it? The funniest reveal ever. Like clowns, if you had a thing for clowns. I bet it's things that are going to be even darker than you think. It's like, well, I'm in the feet because my aunt used to walk around barefoot. It's always something weird like that. That's why I hate feet. Exactly me, so it's a TMZ. Yeah, sorry. We're gonna see you do something inappropriate Yeah, we got to really hold your feet to the fire on this. Can you get it bring up some old stuff? Can you get it where you get an angle where it looks like he's trying to go down on me and I'm stopping him?

Can you make it look like my cliche a text text white man's penis in a radio room? And I just need to stop me by putting both your hands in the air by the way Well, I gotta see what you're working with I'm gonna need so I'm gonna need to Check it I thought I'm off as long as I could I can only assume you're gonna be using nothing but hip thrusts and high karate chops. I'm trying to move his face away with my weavers. Jay simply tried to hook him out of it. I always fail this way,

but yes, fighting out that you, the reveal of a fetish, enjoy one. Well that's something like that, like clowns and shit. That's a little bit easier because you'll see clowns And you're like wow my nicks are but He'll want is that squeak. Yeah We can hit in the balls with a bat is so specific. That is a very that's like I don't know. I don't have like a very

Intelligent palate like tasting stuff like wine when I used to drink did always always be like oh but I would feel like you'd have to have a Vast sexual You think you're always a story like what one time I was walking through my yard and stepped on a short break. Yeah, yes Oh my god, I was like It's like I picked up my friend's son and he walloped me with his tiny little hard Yeah, that's also yeah, well my kid can't hit a ball even off a tee. And I had to go into the bathroom and splash cold water on my face because I was feeling different things.

Hey son, I'm just standing right behind you taking another swipe at this thing. Oh, I'm tiny whimper. Yeah, and we hear you're like, do you like this stuff? I don't think you should do anything sexual where you make that whimper Yeah, I mean here you're like do you like this? I don't think you should do anything sexual where you make that whimper That's the noise I made when I was losing at street fighter two and I was a kid That was gonna be banging my controller on the table. Oh, I can't afford a new controller. It's just specific noise. Oh, quiet little whimper.

Yeah, dude. Oh, good. And I bet like, oh man, I better just... I bet. Or have it, or like, you know. But the richer you get, skin hanging, like that kind of shit. Yeah, but the more money you have have that's why they always say like those Illuminati sex parties with masks and stuff is like they can afford to have a big marble room

Yeah, columns, but I'm saying something like skin hanging like does anyone I think when you're into it You're also into it like I don't has anybody ever been like skin hung once like was my thing the music was cool But I feel like you work up to it. Like you're into piercings. You're like, I'm a puke. You got a dark skin, skin, skin, skin, and... It was on the paper, he had to, I don't know. See, like, it hurts like hell.

It's people that like pain. Now they say it's not pain. They go to some Native American place in their head. What they just, I don't know. New Mexico. Yeah. We know that you're an Eastern Oklahoma. American place in their head. What they just, I don't know, New Mexico. We got to use an Eastern Oklahoma. I go way in the mountains and the red sand hills.

Welcome back to the Sholo Reservation. I don't know why you're here. I don't know why you always astral project here. Wait, what's this? Call me Judge Mento, but this girl isn't going along with her dad. I don't know. Dude, the skin,? Call me Judge Mento, but this girl isn't going to get along with her dad. I don't know. The pain thing is always, they always try to make excuses for it. There's some higher calling.

And really, I think it's like being in pain. What was fucked up? Is that like, we had to go through slavery. And like, why girls like this would just walk in around finding ways? Dude, how broken is the world where a girl or a lady goes have you done the slavery camp They kidnapped you and literally like just dehumanize you for three months and it is you you're Exfoliated by the time you get back if you're good you get to live in the spa. She's a yeah, dude

That's so fucked up She's like is that what you got? She's like, wow, she not listening to me. She's like, you fucking suck. You suck. Take me off my hand. Take me off my hanging hooks. Oh, no, we walked off photographers.

They're out. No, yeah, I don't believe. You got everything we need. They're going to do it on camera? Perfect. Perfect shot. I put a Photoshop where it looks like. This looks like a cheque punch jager There are no, yeah, I don't believe you got everything we need good. They're gonna do it on camera perfect perfect So Photoshop where it looks like this looks like a chain punch Jacob in the face It also from those pictures could look like Che is confronting to January 6th protesters Me and Jay

We know the world of it today it was stolen Why wouldn't they learn to re-cow join it? Why wouldn't they learn to re-coward you're doing it? I don't know what are the machines! Yeah, the January 6th was a strange day wasn't it? Dude, you know it's funny, Katie was on a podcast and I got one of her interruptor, JFK. Oh shit, really? I was leaving the house, I was watching it on the news and I had to go do something and

I was leaving and she was like mid zoom podcast and I want to be like I think they're trying to over throw the None of this might matter soon I think they're gonna want your hot date I appreciate there might be a simple war I need me to help you back. I'm gonna go try to get Nancy Pelosi's name plate. Yeah, I don't know I saw a couple thing. I saw a couple flag holders in the in the 40. I want to do that I got some dog. I got some coasters thing. I saw a couple flag holders in the 48 I want. Dude, I got some doggies.

I got some coasters with eagles on them. It was just funny. It was just funny seeing also people you knew from comedy that were like then reported to be there. We were like, oh yeah. I did a bar show with her. It was one girl that was like, that was like, Chrissy Mayer went down there.

Was it Chrissy Mayer? Yeah, she went down there. There were a couple of people that popped up because they just, there's the funniest thing in of people that popped up because they're just, the funniest thing in the world is that kid, that kid who was like four-channers, is that, you know what I'm talking about this? Oh, they're here.

In that documentary, do that. Wheelchair kid was the funniest, like trying to lead the charge all day and people like, the wheelchair kid's here, like, he's not the four-channet guy, but he was the guy in the wheelchair. Yeah, they get him up the stairs

and everything to get him into the insurrection. And then when it's all over and everyone just leaves and it's clear It just the last shot is like it's pretty much it's all died down because kid in the wheelchair to stay on the step still Because you can't get down by himself. Hey guys the cops won't carry him down. Hey guys right back You just sit there and go back to reality. All right guys great insurrection now who's gonna get me home? Hey teammates Hey fellow patriots Kind of stuck up here.

He's got a world of picture of you. Lissie's grant. Uh, guys, I don't know you. I don't know if you know this, but bullies in my middle school used to call me a human cruton. Uh, I need help. I'm nothing without my machines. Yeah, he goes. Yeah, he goes. Also, I'm pretty pissed this building doesn't have a ramp. Uh, also pretty BS. I voted for a representative that would get me a ramp Who thought the capital building that a ramp? Oh, dude, poor guy just sit there on the stairs after inserrected exhausted from inserrecting Sleeping on that thing that he steers his chair with his face with where where did you see it? Did you did you get like the Twitter notification or the actually I was I was axially home there?

I was actually in Washington, do you? I remember with my Uber was like, are you sure? You go. I'm going to go. I want to see the black lives matter street. So crowded right now. Some of the finger foods with Donnie Jr. in the tent. That's hilarious. You go, I want to go by the White House.

I want to go by the White House. I want to pay my respects. I want to go by the Capitol. No, I was I was at home. I remember and in like I don't know what I think I was watching something else in like you know like flick I'm a flicker. Yeah flicker was a great enough And I landed on it and I was like what the fuck is going but it was like oh it was a bizarre Yeah, I think everybody was just like wait. This is real Yeah, that's because they weren't they didn't treat it as if it was

You know, I wasn't like Mars attacks kind of thing So you're just like wait, but is this for real because this seems pretty bad Busting into the building you're like Exactly, exactly. It's where you go from laughing to real, you go, yeah. What? What? It was to me that since 9-11, it was like the craziest thing where you were like, wait a second.

This is like other country news stuff. Yeah. Bombings. You go, dude, look what they're doing in that. Why shouldn't you say that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but even like last, like what the year before that was the COVID shit, right? Yeah. And in the George Floyd protest, but even like last like what the year before that was the COVID shit

Yeah, and in the George Floyd protests, but even that was like oh yeah, and people are storming the streets You know, I was a lot like well my street Wait, is this really fucking happening? Is that my Starbucks? Yeah, is that fucking go? You come outside like no, yeah, this shit is born they boarded up to 99 cents store. Yeah, oh no, that was some crazy. That was what we live in, where we live in these villages at that time.

It went from like at 9 p.m. from COVID, the streets were like, I go outside and just see like a bag floating in the wind. Like no one was outside. Yeah. To like patrolling police helicopters like around the thing. It was like district nine.

I was fucking crazy. It was wow, man. But really the funny, the funnest thing to watch in all of that was like people marching angrily Generally with a mission and believing in something and just the trail of 15 like white girls behind that were like Like high-angle Instagramming their duck. Which is the hallway through Throw fucking throw fucking stool for that goddamn window fucking pigs Roasting hell Of the ninth precinct so we were like black and I The protests were going by and the cops were kind of good about letting the people like talk shit at them And they hate it

Yeah, the black cops were I felt so much of the black cops. They were so they're eating that shit. Yeah, well white kid is in their face screaming at them. I got fucking pigs black I got a text message I remember from my cousins. It was like, you know, it was like Text me like, hey man, don't go out tonight like be careful And I'm like, what are you talking about? It's like, nah, nah, don't go out tonight. And I remember like starting to see on the news, all of the looting. And I was like, oh, yeah. These motherfuckers knew what was going on before I knew

what was going on. Yeah. And they're like, hey, just heads up. Just heads up. Also, the looting is so funny when it's played, especially, it's like Kate spade Yeah, let's destroy this town and get an expensive purse. It's something to really show off I mean, what big suck to go looting with empty handed come on

The answer the answer the answer action feels like it had like a tailgate feel to it like I feel like they were at Buffalo Wildwings before and then they're like C-Trop I'm gonna get jacked up. I'm gonna go down the street. Yeah Good I'm a clown some stuff. I'm a climber. He said go over there Actually will go like what they would just because it was I don't know what they thought was gonna happen Like you saw when they got in they were like it was a thing of this that's what I'm saying I think it was a thing of like some guy starts hitting the the window a little first goes uh-huh and people are like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah when it breaks some people are like woo like we're just like it was it was mob mentality it was

perfect white privilege of like yeah let's just see how far we can go and you like wait a minute we can go as far as we want. I don't even remind you. It's them realizing they could literally do whatever they want. It must drive a black person, that's to see like when they show that inside footage, when like it came white people pouring in there and the cops were kind of like, what do we do? Yeah. They're walking by.

I think some of them are high-fiving cops. They're like, they're even no choice. I think the ones that are trying to stop it are like, hey guys, they talking to toddlers not cool. Yeah, you can't you can't smoke wheat. Okay All right, I'm gonna put it down again that being the people that were in there that you at the documentary with that guy the weed guy We went over him. Oh, I remember that Like gonna take one up here in the middle you're the guy. Yeah, it's like this is supposed to be For something. I don't it's not nothing. I'm into it But you know, I mean, but like they you want to believe this crazy thing was done for something and then it's actually mostly people like that

Go like whoa, man. We're in here. I can't wait to the next black riot Now we know what we could do we're gonna start doing Man what riots and insurrection're gonna start doing, we're gonna start doing it. Man, what? Riots and insurrection is gonna start happening like hurricane season. I can't fucking wait. It's the next season. Dude, yeah, we gotta really, guys, we gotta really razzle and dazzle.

We just start naming black riots like hurricanes but like just names of Wu Tang. Yeah, that's right. And then white guys, you just move it in. It's all names of slipknot guys and for white, for the white indirection. The white and black Wu Tang. Yeah of slipknot guys and for white for the white The white and black Yeah, you know what slipknot name is this yeah, it's uh, it's what's crazy is those the fucking 24 hour news channels love that shit Yeah, of course they're like it's like sweep. It's the new sweep all of the 24 hour news all fucking sports and it was having a field day

Why is Steven they talking about this shit like Quite frankly, I can't understand. Oh you can't do anything in Nancy Pelosi's off. Knock my words. They will never ever get into the Senate rule Mark my words and dude, it was great dude that one guy that just showed up and was like hello Hello, I was like that was me every time I went to go pee at a grocery store. You know, you've got to go through the weird doors. We're like, the bathroom's in there. I'm using the bathroom.

The door's you like, wait, is this the butcher? Do I work here now? Hello? The guy with the horns is the best because it's the same thing I love. The only thing I like about Halloween as an adult is driving home at night and seeing girls girls that are dressed up, like they went so much out of the way crying,

like crying, oh, because that's all gone bad, was the same, like when it got real for the fucking horns guy. Remember when he, yeah, because he was the first one to got saw the thing, it was like, Trump's saying to pull out now and he was like, he's holding all this goofy,

she goes, all right guys, since we gotta go home now. So, all right, all right, we're out out of here it's just like coming at coming out of like it's free now yeah just like brave hard fuck it we'll never get off actually just got a new message guys says we're gonna get out of here so also pretty good we're gonna reconvene it at long john silvers two blocks from here also Uber rides are surging they're sur surging. Yeah, get to the main. We're good to have a new F. TNT.

Watching all that unfold though. January six. God bless. There he is. Well, you know, now they're doing like that. Look at that. 400 years of slavery. We've never gotten that mad before.

Or even, I mean, you have a guy. I've never seen a black riot with those kind of paintings behind any of the people. Martin Luther King got shot. No black guy was like I'm gonna turn to a viking today I'm gonna I'm taking a shit and somebody's death got damn it you I'm gonna stay on the wrong leader Instead enough enough white people are like I think the election went the wrong way as a white guy Flip it upside as a white guy is covered in tattoos

I'd say I don't want the person speaking for us to be a white person with tattoos like that. That's not the guy Like he's the guy I'm saying, but he's the guy was like I'm gonna go make a real serious point here Where's my cadmium blue for my face? Yeah, more like a periwinkle I'm thinking to take a little boat David Bowie striped down I don't know. Maybe you do though. Maybe you do maybe you want the guy to look like you could cut a wrestler promo I'm telling you I don't want that guy doing surgery on me if I'm getting surgery and I see the doctor put gloves over hand tattoos Fuck me one of out It's clearly a play. That's good.

It's gonna fuck me when I'm out. You got count back. What's the full? Because he has tattoos. That were you quay tattoos with? I don't know. I do think he's in this freaky shit. If he's got hand tattoos, he's drugging me. Is that why you always sleep sitting up around me? Yeah. You think I'm gonna have you when you pass out? I sleep like we're in Vietnam.

I was just asleep sitting up. But with my helmet on my knee I'm gonna go sleep he's gonna fuck me. Well, and then those videos started coming out about that. I was gonna fuck a sick guy Why wouldn't you want to fuck a sick guy? Mike and sick. Yeah, but he was off. He's gonna die before he tells me buddy See he's like I'm already go. I'm already dying. I don't want to tell people I got gay right now. The clock is expiring. Who says he's got a... I don't want the last thing people remember about me. So I got gay right to my doctor who I should have saw this coming, Gubs Covering Tattoos. Guys Covering Tattoos, new way too much about anesthesia.

I have some tattoos when I was younger that I'd love to see age now. There is a kid named Phil who no one liked and they called him Philpock because he got the identical Thug life tattoo on a stomach and there's a white kid who lived like in a middle Like middle class neighborhood. I didn't see shit like that into I moved out of feeling a South Jersey Yeah, the eye was the bullet The same font the whole thing. It's like where what is Philpock doing now? I bet it ain't great. How many, how many are you sure do you think the guy gave with the gun? Where he goes? He sure? Really? Oh, dude, it was I'm pretty crude. I bet the guy's like, what? Right? You know, this isn't like a, what

it, oh my god, dude, Philpock. That's not Philpock Google Phil yeah, I Was people in Philly did some pretty crazy shit when I was younger, but I will say it's insane to me still I think I do the reason but all of the shittiest Like kids and fucked up people and like really out like like drugs shit And I said happened when we moved to like the suburbs in South Jersey when I was 17. Because you have a level of comfort plus boredom. I don't know. I'm telling you what I think it is.

I think it's, well yeah, I don't know what's the comfort. I think it's because everybody in that area, that was like where Philly moved to, is right outside in South Jersey. If you get some money in Philly, but two income households, no one really moves out there with a house, it's like two parents working, That's what happened in my thing.

So the kids, I had a baby sit-alop, but most kids I knew were alone after school and could do whatever the fuck they wanted. They accessed like, candy New Jersey for drugs. And I mean, and they just all fucked, and it's like that like stomach tattoos. Well it's the same in the hood. It's like when you, the people that did the wild

that shouldn't hood was kids who like, their parents were kind of around Yeah, just literally had no option. There was nothing from the fucking do It is a it's so segregated like blackmail was a so segregated as far as like I knew kids that didn't I'm from lower Manhattan I knew kids that didn't go past lower Manhattan. I didn't go anywhere. Yeah, and you like this is New York City Yeah, you take off like 50th Street. Yeah, and they they just find some across country. Yeah, they call that the city. That's crazy You know, you know, yeah, what's funny is also long island kids will say they're from New York City and you're like you're from on island Yes, so it's like kid is talking look at your car and your hair you ass

Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, they say that yeah, that's that's for sure. Yeah, I mean, that's a very white thing though, because I'll ask you like we from like Chicago, and like where's Chicago? Well, like two hours away from Chicago. You know, you have to fucking just say I was outside of Chicago. I used to do that. I'd take Denver and then people were like wearing

a micro-roar, and then we got put on the map. Yeah, you did. That's right. Okay, well. And we're doing pretty well. Okay, super is the end. Well. And we're doing pretty good. Okay, super villain's come for you. I don't know if you like an origin story, pretty good for an origin story, but that was also,

that was, it was the boredom, it was like kids that didn't have moms and dads at home were like, I'll just go fuck around and stay. I remember watching my friend Brian, whose mom worked all the time, his dad wasn't there at all He was the first kid I saw cook eggs at like eight and it Like intimidated wait, he just made scrambled eggs himself by himself. He's like I want scrambled eggs pretty young for that And he did it and I was like how do you know?

I did do that is it well I was making eggs at eight years I would do this I would do the I would do my mind because I was like oh you didn't casually like he was a fuck I would do it on a flame but I would definitely throw scramble eggs in a put them in a bowl and put them in my grandma's old like crank turn microwave Yeah, and like the eggs like they just turn to an explosion of fluffy yellow I could I could fully make three meals at eight years Yeah, absolutely you could make me home alone. I could fully make three meals at eight years. Really? Absolutely.

You could make me home alone. I could I could babysit a kid at eight. I would. I would. I'd babysit. I started babysitting at 11, which I still think is pretty young. It's crazy young, but I you don't even know that you're that young. I guess when you are that young, you think you can that's why home alone was so successful. Because every kid was like, I could take two criminals that are trying to steal from me. And you're like, you don't understand, you're eight years old.

Those guys would get you and fuck you. The problem of babysitting young, do they have tattoos on their hands too? I don't know, you know what? They have gloves on. They did have gloves on. They did have gloves on. The problem of babysitting young is that you try to bend it,

oh, I speak to myself, I guess, to my convenience. So if it was like, you know, the baby goes to bed like seven p.m. usually and wakes up at like midnight, I'm like, probably bumped that up to about 536. Like, now I wanna play video games or whatever, I don't wanna watch the baby anymore. I mean, it's so bad to do, but it's so bad. That's definitely my brother.

It reminded me of some pretty wacky shit that like, remember you, my brother was like, remember when you and your friends black friends Included locked me in a closet until I said the N word Like we did sounds like us You're not gonna like the solution. I'll tell you it was a big problem in a worse solution. Shit. It was such a weird stuff.

That is, that's why I'm glad I grew up an only child. Or the nice thing was, I didn't have any of that coming at me. Like, Che, you had older brothers, you were the baby, right? I was the baby, but I was also surrounded by like cousins. So I had cousins that were closer at my age. That were more like older brothers than even my older brothers because they were just four years older than me or five years older than me.

You know what I mean? How much older is your oldest? My oldest brother is 15 years older than me. My youngest brother is eight years older than me. So you see the one babysitting you and you were a baby? It'd be like my sister's brother. Okay. My sisters were like 10 years older than me.

There's so I have big gaps too, because a half siblings technically, but like I grew up with them, but my brother is 11 years younger than me. My sister's 15 years and my other sister's 19 years. So when you were 19, you come and you are your own comedy when she was born. Yeah. Yeah. When I left home, she was like, uh, she was still baby pretty much. Yeah, Haley now she has a kid so weird. You grandpa. That's how that works. Dude, you say that? You're a grandfather as well as 20. Don't you say that?

Do you think about that being a grandpa? You're gonna be a pretty cool. Yeah, maybe a real cool grandpa. Yeah, my, uh, which I'm gonna call my my daughter and she's been pretty blunt with me about why I'm like, you've never dated somebody or gone on a date or anything with boys. She's like, you won't know until I really like somebody. I was like, why? She goes, because you will like scare them away.

And I was like, but she doesn't even mean like scare them away like, you know, ex-I've been so lame like, you got any pro, you know know you take my little girl but it is he's saying more to me he's saying more it's like you're gonna like fuck with them yeah did you know how bad it would suck to get made fun of by Jay yeah a professional just come in and I got you the guy who just stays constantly warm doing radio and podcasting and stand up and he's walking and he's like what's your deal and you're like I'm an insecure teenager, she said a picture went to some guy holding her dog like at her house, whatever I was like,

who's this twink? And she has like quickly turned her away because he's sitting there with her. Who's that twink? I go, who's that twink in your apartment? She's like, good turn her phone away. Yeah, stop. Yeah.

No, I love her because she laughs when she was like, yeah, but he's like, he'd have been like, what the fuck is that? What's your dad's problem with me? I'm a little twink. Yeah. Well, it's some super skinny and hairless. Do you think I thought it? Is that what makes me a joy? Oh, the perfect pink butt hole.

Just because I push back. Because I'll kiss whatever, whenever. I don't know. Sorry, I love them. Easily tricked. I love dancing, covered in glitter. Is it the booty shorts? Being easily tricked doesn't make you gay it makes you DJ Lew whiskey.

Yeah, he was tricked into going back to gay couples apartment to watch them jerk off. I thought he was gonna get booze, but they didn't have any. Oh, they ran out. Yeah, I hate when that happened. Oh, you know what? We're fresh out of booze. Oh, darn. you know what we ran out of the mystery Mrs. T. But also I need I need to make a jackpot But also on the one you make a Tom Collins I'll be right back on the walk back to the house They said we got them and Lou went no, it's not like that just booze and then they got back there and they go We actually don't have booze and we're Lou was still there long enough to watch one guy whack off for a little bit.

Ah! As I ran out of there. We got him! As you ran out of there, it was the front door, passes weener. What were you running like this? They hit the head turn. We ran out of there.

How do you run out of the apartment? It wasn't we got it. It's ran full speed into the door, fell down. Like a cartoon. It's his cut out through it. You wily coyote to wall It wasn't out. They didn't say we got him. What was it? We're gonna get him. We're gonna get him They go stop playing around you though Jokes are you are you guys you guys quote George W. Bush after the towers though? We're gonna get them

We got Victor Rizios. Yeah. Oh my God. I just wanna get real drunk in your apartment. Yeah, that is it. Guys, I'm looking for friends that are plutonic. I wanna lose complete control of my sensibilities with you two and an apartment that I'm unfamiliar in.

You got anything to do with it? But I don't know. You think that got anything that could fog up my memory and loosen me up a little bit? And then Bob ball of. I don't know you think that got anything that could fog up my memory and Loose the upper and then by fall asleep don't try nothing Put your hands out if you got to I'm asking for honor system right now because I sleep heavy Yeah, and I'm not gonna lie. I'm dead weight. So little Bruce good luck get me up Dead weight he goes I sleep like a bag of potatoes. I just let you know if you guys are fucking me you're fucking me right here We do with that thing

I'm gonna stop pulling it I think it's time for me to run out of here Go go go whiskey legs Go go go whiskey legs. Upity upity upity upity upity upity upity upity upity upity. Whiskey legs activated. Remember I told you my friend little Jay that his brother who was in jail when we went to go visit him. Oh brother.

After he got arrested brother. Yeah. No, simply his brother. He me and my buddy Glenn. Glenn was definitely like me. And we're sitting in this jail thing with him. And he said completely earnestly meant it with every word He was like, okay, he goes guys. I've been here for a couple weeks now. It's easy. He goes clean

He goes you distract that car Jay. I just need you to pump into that one over there and like maybe like try to like knock his Thing out of his hand so he has been down He goes I'll use my go-go gadget legs like that wall and he looked at us just like, like, like, so we in, he almost, he almost put his fist in the middle. He goes, so on three. Like, yeah, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Here, Jammu need you to hip toss. My go-go gadget legs. Go-go gadget legs. I'll count for that kind of confidence. That's great.

Did the Samu no escape Jale right now? Just be like, here's how we're gonna get me out. We're gonna take quick break. We're hanging out with Michael Che. That Dan Michael Che shows season two streaming right now on HBO Max. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. And now back to the bonfire with Big J.

Ocarson and Dan Soder. Welcome back to the bonfire. Series XM Factor talk 103. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. Ocarson our guest Michael Che back on the show. His show that damn Michael Che streaming now on HBO Max. Go check out season two. I like who wrote the run down. It says American comedians racist remarks marks running out it's boss. It's boss. American comedian. What happened? I saw him in Grand Rapids. We were both in Grand Rapids this past weekend. He

did a show. These ladies were yelling out. He made fun of them. They got into it. They were native or native. They're natives. They're natives and use making fun of them. They got into it. You know, they're native or native. They're natives. They're natives and he was making fun of them and then they left them. That's right. I guess they couldn't be native Americans and Canada. Native North Americans. Native Canadians.

Native North America. They just called natives. But he made some jokes and then he said, all the rest of the shows were fine. That's what's crazy. He completed the weekend. Yeah, the manager in the headline. No, the manager of the club, sandbagged them. Yeah, really. that in the headline I know the manager of the club sandbag them.

Yeah, I like Tyler, but man is that fuckers because the thing he wrote was he did the article of course the person always does the article I didn't do the article about getting an act of station rogers for Soljo does the article You know, I mean so it's always like the wrong person Fucking telling the story funny because they're plugging dates while they're talking about your incident jay goes jay was ripped right off the stage mark normal be here but he goes uh... he he you know lost into the article

and then the guy did the article he was like i use this in the opportunity to educate rich on like uh... why his comments were racist and You know showed him like the way of like how you possibly work on fixing that and also be told it Vos will never be booked here ever again. Whoa And I talked to Vos and Vos was like I murdered I murdered you know those all the shows I killed Yeah, all the shows I killed. Oh. I mean, I'm just,

it's best for me to talk to my family. I'm just like this, it makes the way better. I was killing, I was killing, look how it's better. I was like, I was fucking shit. You think his dentist is like, you sure you're an extra large, I don't think this is gonna fit.

You do it. Number of bosses precaps, they were rough. They were like this. They were like double pea signs. See. Yeah, that old rascals clip, right? You can see it.

Oh, dude, look at you. You could fucking play. They did him dirty, huh? Yeah. Yeah, that's what he tell you was gone. And Rich is the sweetest bad. I was like, yeah, such a fucking like. I love Rich.

Dick thing. Yeah, I saw the headline thing. I didn't read the article because it was like one of those jokes that you make it a head like as someone's leaving, you know, like, fuck you. Buh, buh, buh, and then they like went to the, like, made it look like rich, gotten their face and was like, I'm going to kill you. We looked on skanks just today and the headline for the Lena Dunham picture of her in a bikini.

It says Lena Dunham in bikini. It's y'all who news. Lena Dunham bikini picture. J quote unquote, just stunning. I think quotes are out of y'all who news. And I think I think it was what it is is somebody said that just about her. Yeah. So they're doing it at a quote, but they know what the fuck they're doing. Yeah, that is like they put their age next to it. And you're doing it at a quote, but they know what the fuck they're doing. You know what that is? They're gonna put that age next to it and you're like, well, why does that be in 48? How to do it?

I'm wearing a bikini today. Man, they love that yacht fucking. As someone that uses, y'all, whoo. They love doing that like Elizabeth Berkeley's 58 years old in a bikini. And you're like, that feels mean, dude. That's fucking mean. She went swimming. That's what she wanted to tell us.

Yahu News is very catty. They're like, we just saw this. Now, but when it's the positive, it's fucking mean. She went so you want swimming that's what you want to tell us? Yahoo news is very caddy. They're like we just saw this. Now, but when it's the positive is good And it keeps you know, Christie brunt Christie bruntly at 68. You're like still would but even the positive is kind of in Can you believe that this model is still hot? You like? Yeah, man. This old bag of bones can still make my boner hot just stunning It's so dickie. It's so dicky. It's so dicky. It's very dicky. I mean, for Yahoo.

What's funny about the Yahoo is obsessed with Pete and Kim Kardashian dating. So anytime I go there, it's like, in one of the headlines, it'll be like, Pete and Ken, and you're like, why is this always up in my news? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's a, it's a burn. It's like, well, why is this? You must be saying that this isn't good. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's a, it's a burn. It's like, well, why is this? It, you must be saying that this isn't good. Yeah. If you're saying it that much, if there was anything that was going to push Jacob over the edge with Pete's list of pussy crushes, it was that last thing I saw on World Star was her. I don't know if

it's from the show, but it was her talking about how like they kissed on the show and their outfits and then she goes she felt a little something. He didn't go to the after party. She reached out to SNL for his information, got a hold of her and she was like, I was like, I'm single. I keep hearing about that big dick and I was just down the fuck. You're like, what? You got walked down like Kim Kardashian. And he's like, I'll make you for beats or whatever.

I don't know, don't you like mocks, like? I think I'm gonna show up and probably break off. If I was gonna go to the greatest beat ever. Yeah, no one near really what he is. But it's become, it's like the's like the ball I know it's just that Yeah, it's like I don't stop that's the final though Are you got it? I'm being too kind I don't even want it. That was my favorite Do all smoke blunts and play too kind when we went to his place and he said that when you guys were both auditioning for us

And now and he looks at you when he goes, you believe this I don't even want it Dude you said that He said that and I was like I like, damn he's about to get it Watching him say that and then he goes, I don't leave him and then he said he got offered it He got it and he got it and he was like, nah, I think I'm too young and he was like Let's just blow and fuck this up together. There's nothing like wow dude. He's like, alright I guess conquered so by the time Kim Kardashian's like, please fuck me, he's like, okay.

Jesus, tell our lady. Relax, stop showing your whole hand. I'm good at it. Carl, dude, your response to Kanye was fucking brilliant. Right, yeah. The three pages? Yeah, I feel bad a little bit. I can understand that,

because you're like, you know, he's not in a good place. Sometimes I don't know, like some stuff you'd be like, you're kidding, right? And you're like, oh wait, I don't know if this guy's good. Yeah, you're like, wait, you're for real? That was a real offer, your agent calls. He's like, Michael, we've got an offer that you're gonna need to see.

It's in a bag of money, all a Chuck Berry. That XXX representation documentary, it's the same thing, it's like things like a guy you're like oh this guy's like unhinged He found that he was unhinged like bipolar and T as a teenager Yeah, you know, it's and that's like it's like everyone's like well He makes really good music and it's like wait beat the shit out of some lady and tighter to a radiator For real oh yeah, you know, I fucking I was doing a gig in like some corporate shit in Vegas one time and was like me Cypher somebody else I can't remember but it was like a few of us and we were hanging out at the MGM Like the club and then they immediately like kicked us out and it was like hey, you got to get out of here because this kids about the

Performing he's too young to be around booze We're like what and then they kicked us out and sure enough it was him He just starts performing all these fucking sad ass songs. And I was like, what is this? It was like a half pack club. It wasn't even like a huge thing or whatever. But he was like playing. So it's like, oh, yeah, this this song was like big on a radio or whatever. And people were kind of into it. But it was, I remember just being like never thinking about it. And then I felt like I heard about him every day after that

Yeah, I mean like the snowball of just yeah one thing came huge Yeah, cuz that's how it always happens we hear one thing and then it's like just keeps popping up everywhere Yeah, I fucking heard about that guy and then it's now that I learned about them posthumously Yeah, like someone was just you know juice world died. I'm like, oh, let's find out what this guy was about. Yeah, but it's fucking crazy to be like, they made us leave the club area because there was booze around and then two, three years later, he OD's.

Yeah, they're like, sorry, this is too late. Is it an excitation? Oh, no, I'm talking about juice world. Oh, juice world, no, no, not that. That's the other documentary now The Truck But that's all same. I don't seem like he fucking killed the lady You was super melody

Like god damn you journaled a lot. Yeah You got you got a really want to hit a woman to hit her on purpose. Yeah Oh, dude. Yeah, the only thing I want to hit my couch with my head. Yeah, oh, lift and that happy We just give her a good out of here Lucky I'm itchy and mostly sleepy. Yeah, I get these spiders up under my skin. You're fucking Dude, everyone knows that about perklife comfy clothes and fucking mean fists Living that perklife I tell you what though

Actually feel no pain from a wisdom tooth removal dude, we're not 14 that would have what a what a weird way When I was 14 and I broke my shoulder and they were just giving me like you know 1996 97 When I was 14 and I broke my shoulder and they were just giving me like, you know, it was 1996, 1997. I was a shoulder, gee, I had practice, so it sucked, but they were giving me percussets. And then I just stopped going to school and just went to this kid Ryan's house and smoked cigarettes and ate percussets. I was like, this is awesome. Well, dude, R.A. gave me percussets when I got my wisdom. Three of my wisdom teeth out, and Christine, we both got our wisdom teeth out on the same day.

And he gave his percussets. And I mean, like, I was in pain when I took it and 45 minutes later. I was trying to break the world record for doing in place warm Like Christine what am I up to? Dude Michael Rainey's got the best oh he says put out a book right? Yeah, he would get no fucking drugs for my wisdom He didn't they didn't fucking raw dog it no dude. There was a This battle is my dentist is they gotta be the best dentist in the fucking world. Cause she literally got up with like one foot,

yank that shit out with two hands and with another nurse pulling her. Jesus. Got it out. What kind of 19 20s dentistry is that? How long did it take me? I'm surprised that it tied to it at once. I got two out and then it out. We're kind of 19 20s dentistry is that how long did it take? I'm surprised that it's tied to it. I got three out at once. I got two out and didn't two out. Yeah, didn't tie a string to it and tied to the door. Yeah, fucking slam the door.

The window. Oh, so so long. It's ripped out. We go to the Kimwiches family. We go to Dave Kimwiches family. He's been our dentist for a long time. So like, they're friends. So before he went in, they were like, you want a little bit of that laughing gas?

I'm like, yes. Dude, I was completely out of the game. The whole thing. They gave me the first time, the first, I got the first two out because I had to do SNL the next day. So I couldn't take them all out because I didn't want to be like fucking swollen and shit

and they drug me up. They gave me. Well, you. I know after you got your wisdom The top two that's still and then the bottom two I had to wait for like a break because I was like There was like you probably swell up. They took them shit side like 30 maybe less than 30 minutes just each They really pulled them out I don't know what the fuck they were they coming straight no okay damn that's even more impressive because mine were all mine were coming in sideways so they had to bust them up and then take them all out oh so they put me out that bad I

thought that pain was just cutting through the god dude yeah that's that's when I went and then they told me they're like hey no water after midnight I was like fucking 19 and I just got point was that, yo. Yeah, man, you should've got some percuss that. Think I did. I got val, I got val, I got a, I got a, viking in, viking in.

Nice. They gave me, they gave me Thailand all that. Really? They give you a hit on the shoulder, they go hey. I pro-friendly. Good job. Now go to Saturday Night Live. Yeah, now go to these tariff eyes.

They are in percuss. It's Michael K. You're my oxy-contin. You're like, hey, you just rubbing Colin. Hey, bud. Yeah. Hey, bud. How do you hear to do that? It's a tall.

How do you hear to do that? It's such a sweet way to scourge your hands in front. Damn, dude, look at your foot. God, your skin is so fucking. You're like a fucking bull. Oh, dude. You is so fucking Fuck like a fucking toilet ball Of course like a fucking toilet ball He's like Mike you're like fucking you Touch phases with me What?

Touch phase wearing Jim K. Warren Do you in case you ever fight? You're in the first look, isn't it? You're alright, you ever fight? You happy season 2 out now? I watched episode one fucking love the dude. I'm happy that it's out and I'm happy that it's over Knowing you that was gonna be my question. Yeah, I'm just happy you know like it's it's like anything You always like immediately once you've done it you've gone through all the emotions for it

Yeah, it's like yeah, I guess watch it, but I got something else I want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one's cool. Sure, it's out right now. How great was Jimmy? Oh, so happy to see Jimmy in there. Martinia, man, he was great.

He was a bit nasty. Jimmy could act. Yeah, you can. Yeah, especially if you give him something, he's like great. There also never was a, it's fun to think of a world Sam Richardson and Jimmy Martinez. That's what, thank you, thank you, Dan. I was like, it's fun to think of a world Sam Richardson and Jimmy Martinez. That's what, thank you, thank you, Dan.

I was like, that's fun to see. I was like, I just love a sketch where at Sam Richardson and fucking Jimmy Martinez in the same sketch. Thank you, Dan. That's exactly what I got to kick out of as well. A bunch of combinations like that. Like there's a sketch.

Matter of fact, I was just doing what you call Charlemagne Show and he was saying the same thing. Like, I can't believe you got method man and Amy Schumer in the same place. And I was like, they've probably been in a bunch of shirts together, but it is kind of like a weird, fun thing to have people that you wouldn't see together typically.

Man, Greer in that, uh, get Amy Schumer. Did she act black from method man being there? She didn't know. Did she try to? My mom would have. I was telling I was telling a J story we went to the show of an adashiki with Africa earrings The whole time you're Amy can you put your fist down?

I can't put it down. I'm not with methaman in the room not with cliff in the room Dude we were laughing because I was telling J a story. We went to this concert on Governor's Island and it was Tribe Called Quest, nine inch nails, and someone else. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Padorama. I was laughed as panorama.

And I was laughing because that was when Schumer was hanging with Chappellea Lot, but making it very public. And then we were doing the whole thing about her just trying to get like, Chappelle's like, easily five dollars is my favorite trap call question. Remember, and she's like me too. He's the best love five, miss them, RIP.

And he's like, actually Q tips problem, my favorite. Yeah, Q tip was the one I was gonna say. It's probably like, he's like the jump is Harris's. And when I was in Tampa, I was, you know, everyone was mad at Malaney for having shepelle do a set. Holy shit. Could this be on the show or not?

Oh, I don't, yeah, sure. Okay, I mean, it's, we didn't like reference anything. Let's find just third-save thing. Not again. But when I was in Tampa and I saw, that was the weekend where Shapel did the set in front of Mulaney, and then everyone like, you know, everyone was like,

how could John Mulaney allow Dave Shapel like mean, mean bro, mean black bully, how could this? Allow Dave Chappelle black mean Boy how could they are little sweet Pinocchio? You go so far left that you end up right somehow Left They those people But I was in Tampa I was like what if Mulaney would have just came out and been like way more transphobic than in Sheppell?

He's like, you know what I hate? Chicks with diss. That's like, what? She was like, man, I was just trying to make important about society. And he's like, hold my beer. I do love that I get it for sure. Sheppell, now like when he goes out,

he's so annoyed I have to assume by like all the flack He gets for this shit that now as soon as he goes out it goes trans Just move on just move on You've got all the best jokes about it already Things like in the in the prior documentary with Mel Brooks said that they were supposed to do a show together and then prior couldn't make it. So he came out and just did prior set, but he like read it. So just did his act, but like was pretending to just like read it off of paper.

So funny dude. Oh, man. I just I just watched blazing saddles like five days ago and it's crazy first time ever No, what no, I watch that movie like hundreds of times, but it's crazy. Just I know I love that movie I know it's my Bible dude the movie's my Bible. No, but it's crazy to think that the studio didn't want Richard prior in the movie Even though he wrote it. It's like that studio being like is either writer of it. Yeah, it's him and Mel Brooks Yeah, but I was like an insurance thing. That's what it was. They're like, we couldn't get insured to have Richard Pryor as the sheriff. Really?

But you think about that. You're like, that movie's great. Big win for Clevon Little. Clevon Little, the Cure. You think you spend all that money to get this fucking movie made and then this motherfucker never makes it. Yeah.

He said and should. He doesn't show up. And you're like, rich? Really rich? Yeah. That was sad as fuck. It's always those movies where you're like damn That would have been when you find out John Belushi shit was originally the Ghostbusters

It was it was Murray Belushi in Acroid Wasn't um Eddie Murphy was floated for it. Yeah after Belushi died They're like what should we do? Let's add and then they were like we'll get Eddie Murphy and someone else And it wasn't like Stallone supposed to be Beverly Hills cop. Yeah, it's supposed to be an action movie. Do you ever hear the talks always still SNL about Charlie? Yeah, I was supposed to think Kim Kardashian. Yeah, because hey, Mark Sauer, I kind of got in the wild.

And I answered the email first. So no, the Charlie rule was made for black. Okay. I hope so, I dare you. I hope it was made for a mysterious white guy. That role was a black. Oh, now there are a pro. Oh great. Now pizza, appropriating black culture by Danny Kim Kardashian. No, I'm teasing. I'm teasing Yahoo. Yeah. I'm teasing no quotes.

What was the fucking correlation I was making? I Was a fucking correlation I was making Oh, no, we were talking about movie roles being oh, yeah, you said something about siren I live and I Oh, yes, I don't want to I didn't want to forget the name, but I think I'm saying it is Charlie Barnett was that the yeah Yeah, yeah, he was like he got us and out over Eddie Murphy, but he was like such a drug problem, I think right? I think he got a he had a hard time with cards Yeah, I think he was like I think he was like such a drug problem, I think, right? I think he had a hard time with cards. Yeah. I think he was like, I think he was like, couldn't really do some stuff.

Oh, I think it was. Yeah, and I think Eddie Murphy was like the second choice so they got Eddie Murphy. That's insane. Wild. That's insane. Yeah, that's like, Charlie Barnett was in total recall.

Was he really? I think he's a step right. Well, he used to guy that like, Sheppell gives a lot of credit to for learning how to, like they perform in Washington Square Park and stuff. Yeah. He looked, what's crazy is William Stevenson would like, do shows with Charlie Barn lot of credit to for learning how to like, they perform in Washington Square Park and stuff. Yeah. What's crazy is William Stevenson would like, do shows with Charlie Barnett and always talk about it.

William's had the worst head shot ever at the comic strip. Or was he peaking out of like the head shot? Yeah. Just nostrils in an eye. I enjoyed William the way I enjoyed like my assistant principal that didn't like me. I fucking love William. William Stevenson, I'd show up and be like, hey, William,

and he'd be like, shut up. And then you get a back to him and be like, I'll tell you what, always remember, fuck yeah, dude. Besides being in that comic strip war with him, that happened right before he was out of the comic strip, that old fucking thing. Well, coming outside of the comedy seller one day,

it was Monday night football, the Eagles were playing. And he was like soon looking to cigarette he goes your teams on in there And I go oh it goes well don't tell me anything about I got a DVR at home I'm just gonna do my spot and get out of here and he goes well the lose and now Who does this? Good I can still going on that's good. He's like, it's still going on. That's good. What is Jay gotta go? Man, we never get to play.

Christine just gave us the this. She gave us, she's never given us this in seven years. That's the watch on man off the top rope. It's about to happen. The plugs are coming down everywhere. That damn Michael Chase streaming now. HBO Max season two. Yeah, did it Mike Jay Thank you so much for hanging with us. Thank you, man. It's so much fun. Yeah, we love you, dude

And he's going back soon. Can I hear the bat one more time? That should be your text message noise. Ah! That's your ring. That's the first one. Now I got any time I hit me out, that's gonna be your ring. Ah! I bet Luke can make that happen for you.

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