The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - How Nuggets Are Made w/Mike Finoia

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

Jay cannot figure out why Anthony Bourdain was so beloved and asks Christine to research his restaurant reviews. | Mike Finoia is sitting in for Bobby as they guess what chicken nuggets are actually made of. They watch a video of an assembly line of slurry that may be poultry. | Jay has decided to switch his weight loss drug and also to embrace his Judaism. Got to MikeFinoiacomedy.com for all his tour dates with Ron White and listen to his SXM Grateful Dead Show! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. What is the bonfire? We're live. On a Tuesday, or as they called here in the city, Jews day. Boy. Do they call it? Jacob loves anti-Semitism. Boy.

It's very weird. Self-hating Jew, that Jacob. Best kind. Not me. Not me, dude. Lechayim. Fucking Jew right to the bone. I'm going big-time Jew.

I haven't really got into my jub. Jew phase. My wigger phase has been long reaching. My Jew phase has been it's got to start. What's Big Jew O'Kerson going to be? Big Jew O'Kerson? Oh, well, first of all, be observing the Sabbath. That's no doubt for sure. Meat and

cheese days are over. Aw. I'm going to develop... You're your two favorite things. I'm going to develop an unhealthy relationship with my mother. Get some more allergies. A lot of pickles everywhere. Pickles, as far as the eye can see. Tons of blankets.

And my manure is going to be a fucking showstopper. Oh, you would have the most bedazzled menorah ever. I have a menorah. But is it big jude? Oh, it's nice. It's just fine. But if I get big jude, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll go nuts with it.

I'll be wallet chains coming off of every single candle. It would have underlights? Every candle has its own wallet chain. Yeah, yeah, blinky underlights like my truck. What's that, Jacob? I picture you're going oil, not candles, going past candles. Oh, yeah, actual oil. Actual oil, like the Maccabees themselves.

Sexy. oils sex oils big j maccabee that should have been my fucking opening name i mean it's not too late chris gains yourself yeah just yeah big j may j maccabee of the maccabee clan what were they called macabee clan macabes just the macabes i don't know it could be kind of awesome if you do this for like two three years and then just come go back to normal big jay one day like it never happened the macb clan i don't know what happened there man i don't know dude i went heavy jew though for about a deck yahway showed up in my kitchen I spent a deck in fucking severe Judaism.

Ari showed up in a dream. Ari appeared to me. Carry the fucking torch, dude. I was watching the other... Oh, it's the bonfire. Faction Talk series X-N-103. I'm Big J. O'Kerson. Robert Kelly is with his family doing the right thing, spending time with his family.

But I don't need to do that. I don't have to do that at all. I'm here for you, the people. Your chosen family. My chosen family as one of the chosen people. Today's show is exclusively for the Jews. Hell yeah. Sitting in Bobby's seat today, of course, it's everyone's favorite.

America's Amigo. Pancho Mike, Mike Fanoia! Mike's going to be at Zanee's Nashville, August 28th, and 29th, before heading back out on a fall tour with Ron White. For tickets, go to MikeFenoia.com, and make sure you check out his show right here on SiriusXM, Saturday Night Shakedown. Saturdays 8 p.m. on the Grateful Dead Channel 23 and at Mike Finlay on all socials. Mikey. Hi, Bubba. Hi, Bubba.

You know, I was watching the other day, I don't actually know why this, what clip it was about, but I almost forget, and Jacob, you'll probably love this. The old, the episode, like, they could only Fonzie so much of the Judaism out of Henry Winkler. Dude. They could only Fonzie, the episode I saw where he's, it's the day. It's the fucking Hava Naguil. I mean, it's so wild the dance he does. And it shows how good he is at it because he's been to so many Jewish weddings and he's so Jewish and his bar mitzvah and his whatever.

He kills it. But why even write that in? It's so not, I guess the joke is it's not Fonzie, but he does it too great. It's so good. And also what with the algorithm? I got the exact same video a couple days ago. And I'm like, Fonz doing some fucking real Hava. I mean, it's so Jewish.

Hava the Fonzie. Hava, the Fonzie. Hava, na Fonzie. He was killing it. I never picked up on it. But now it's all I see. I never picked, either. I definitely saw that.

I don't know if it was, I don't remember when the show was actually new or if I watched all, pause about it, or if I watched all reruns. I must have. I must have. This was like, this was 76. Yeah, mid-70s. Okay, so I was watching reruns in the, like, Nick at night.

80s. Yeah. No, no. I didn't have kids. cable at all, but it would just be on. So this would be on this, Laverne and Shirley. So I watched all of them, I watched all of them on redo, I guess. Odd couple.

Redue? Redo. I watched them all on redo. You really sounded like an old Jew lately. I gotta do it on re. How do you work this fac-cockta thing? On my program's on redo tonight? Christine, make this fac-cocked thing work.

So this is a dance-off that everyone's exhausted. And he's, he's, he's, looking deep into his soul for a little more schmutz. He just needs a little, yeah. He needs a little more chutzpah. He's like, somewhere deep down in the tank is a little more, yeah, dig down

and find your inner Schwarzza get out there and dance. And it is Havanaugha. It's his fucking bonkers. And look at they're just like, this fucking dance. Oh, and here he goes. The spirit takes over.

He just nails it. I mean, nails it. It gets crazier. He's, doing the whole thing. Oh, yeah. Look at this. It's so crazy. You think the director...

He's doing a perfect Havanaughana. This is the Jew still ran Hollywood here for sure. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what I think this is the story is that, you know, the Jews will win. You know what I'm saying? If Fonzie goes, yeah, he goes, everyone thought Fonzie won because he was cool. It's because he was Jewish. The whole time.

Dude, Happy Days was just a whole... It was just an undertone of Jews win everything. Man, I want to go back in time and really mistreat a lady and everything. thing. Do you remember, by the way, I couldn't, me and you discovered it, but I, on my shows, I couldn't. I couldn't stop talking about here at Bonfire, even I had to show Bobby. The importance of a good cup of coffee. I mean, like, the violent outcome of a bad cup of coffee. I know. And what could be coming your way? But, um, I spoke to my grandmother about it. Yeah? Did you? I saw her yesterday morning, actually.

Did you get PTSD? I go, can I get a cup of coffee? She went, ha! Ha! It's sort of shaking pots falling off. Is this good for you, Mike? She goes, don't throw anything out. No, I said to her, I was like, was coffee? Like, was there, like, always, like, bad coffee? Like, was it, like, because you hear a cup of shit, cup of mud? Like, what was that all about? I'm like, did Poppy like your coffee all the time?

She goes, she makes the best coffee, he yells from the other room. And I was like, oh, this is the antithesis. Like, this is real life. Like, he loves her coffee. Or. So they play it upon. Or they're from a different time. And she beat the shit out of him if he didn't say,

He liked the coffee. My grandfather was a race car driver. I think he... Is that true? Yes. He did his own tattoo. It says Bill 101 on his arm. I feel like you would have said what kind of race car because when you...

Let me just say, I believe you. I'm just saying it's funny hearing it audibly. When you go, my grandfather was a race car driver. Sounds like a lie. He told you when you were fucking six and you've always believed... Do you know what I mean? I'm a space ninja. My grandfather...

I was actually a space ninja, so I actually have a little bit of expertise on this. You know the guy on the New York Yankees old thing? That's my grandfather. No, he was like one of those shitty stock car things or whatever. He gave himself a tattoo. It says Bill 101 on his arm. But he's not a guy that was tolerated. That's how he got Hep C.

Which is probably why he can't taste coffee. Yes. So that's why they're happy. Yeah, yeah. God forbid. Everything tastes like just metallic. The race car husband comes home and just fucking kicks your fucking ass for not making good coffee. In a shitty styrofoam cup.

Like, he was one of those, dude. Cigarette and a... See, I don't like coffee, though, so I'm wondering what would be the reason I'd beat my 1950s wife? Watery? You want a nice row... I'm saying, let's just get out of... I'm not even involved in coffee, but I do need... Listen, it seems like in the 50s...

It seems like in the 50s, these guys... The fact that they get that irate about coffee in these commercials lets me know it's too big a deal. So what's my equal big deal? Gotcha. Is a matzabal? like could it be too hard for the soup? Is that a thing? Yes, my guess could be bad,

but I'm thinking more like maybe it's cleaning. Maybe it's clean. Maybe it's like it would have to be a level of clean that you could get beaten for not having it. Are the Jews known for beating their wives like the Italians are? No, not at the same clip, I don't think. No?

I don't think so. Do you just do more internal damage? You don't talk to them for like 45 years? They're usually slight or slubby men. I can't, I must have. exist but i don't know if you fucking uh peeled down a bunch of fucking hossids that any one of them is going to have the definition of like a muscle chest or you know i don't think so i don't think that's even pa oh maybe that's they just smell so bad that's how they beat them down they're like

oh you're not going to clean the toilet right i'll just not bait oh well then i'm gonna let that fucking continue to build up in my leg meets my fucking body crevice i'm gonna wear every blanket all summer. Oh, yeah. It's all I smell like the soup you make. Yeah. I'm going to let this cheese cook a little longer. Is that the definition of kosher?

So I don't know. Maybe they are, listen, it doesn't take a, that's got to be a big guy to fucking beat the shit out of his chick. It's usually, sometimes I assume it's the opposite. Tough Jewish women. I don't know if they're, but they are, like, if it makes sense, I don't know how much they hit women because I think the women really fucking do their thing, like what they do what they're supposed to do, I guess, in the religion, within the religion.

I don't think it's what they're supposed to. to I don't I'm gonna tell you this you don't have to go to some weird fucking closet in the city to wash your pussy after a fucking period I I there's nothing in my world that would give a shit about that I don't get that at all right there

in the house there's there's fuck fire hydrants everywhere yeah you don't have to leave the street this pipe wrench I got fucking crack the fucking just pull it out on a long chain everybody come on community pussy you guys just get everybody we're going to blast your pussies apart line up um you

your old day thing, I think would be you come home from work, you want some privacy, you just want to sit in the backyard, smoke your cigarettes, but she's got her Gabby fucking, you know, Mahjong game going or whatever. Oh, my God. And you're like, do this fucking shit when I'm at work, when I'm at the jewelry, when I'm in the Diamond District, selling fucking Jewish. Badazzled menorahs. Yeah, the Jews.

And you come home and she's got her whole clan there, her whole crew. Yeah. And you're like, I don't need this in my fucking house. And then you just take the mahjong board And you close it on her face Like you, bah! Oi-vei. Like box her ears with it.

You made me do this to you. I didn't want to hurt you. You were begging for it. Now clean it up. Fix yourself. We've got company coming over. It's hard to mess up Jewish food, right? No.

What's a Jewish food? I bet a bad matzabal is really bad. If you're doing a like brisket, it could be fucking fatty or bland also what are some other Jewish food is the big the big problem right yeah

yeah but isn't it like kind of you're kind of living in that world I don't know if you can fuck up guilta fish because I've never seen it made fresh I've only pulled it out of goop but gifilta fish with the red horse radish I'll fucking just eat that all day long are there guvita fishermen like are there people that there's no there's not like a guy that has a boat

is nodding yes but there definitely there's no Gifilta fish Gifilta is I bet Gifilta is like almost like a word like hot dog fish do you know I mean Yeah it's spam it is It's that what it is I've never had it and I don't want it It's like it's like a couple different kinds of fish Right Jacob just such to fucking grind it

I never ate it I never liked it Really even with it? Have you tried it with the horse radish I haven't no I was so grossed out by it's It looks like gloop in a jar Gloop It's like a Swedish fish. I hated the look of it. Carp, pike, and white fish.

It's just like ground. It's like round meat. Oh, so. Cofilta is just like a, like it's just a word for a mix of shit. Yeah, they put some onion in it. Some whole eggs. It was right. It's the hot dog of fish.

It's the hot dog of fish. It is the ass and lips and tits of the ocean. Oh, yeah. And onions. Oh, that sounds awful. And onions and one whole eggs and breadcrumbs. Is it pickled? Oh, matzameel.

Matzameel. Matzameel. You can put inside it. What is it? Pickled? No, no, no. It's just sitting in a gloup of gagootz. It's shelf stable because it's, it's, um, in, what do you call that?

Sustained. What the fuck's it call when it's like, it's just floating in this fucking suspended animation. Suspended animation, yes. Like a filtered fish is in suspended animation in the jar. 100%. That's crazy. Yeah, like those little things that the V people kept us in, the lizard people, those little, those little goop pods that's givilton.

You know what they put Luke Skywalker in to get better? Yes. That's what it is? The fish is suspended in that. No, no, no. That was just fluid. He was floating. Thank you, Lou.

Christine, can I see what a Guilta fish looks like? I want to see this, this, this. It looks like, yeah, that's it. Oh. I love it. Little nugget. It looks like a bake stuff clam almost. It's not.

It's the same thing all the way through. Ew. And you add it with Redbeat Horse radish, which is spicy and so good. You people are weird and gross. But look, dude, suspended animation. Look at them. Look at it. Yeah, they're just floating. They look like the peppers. They look like Mikey Pepper's Peppers. They do it with the high

heat jars, like, when people are, like, can for the winter. Yeah. It looks like the stuff that comes out of your throat when they unplug you from the Matrix. After the tubes come out, you go, glomble to glop. When you finally quit cigarettes, that's what you cough up. Just guilter fish?

Oh, I just leave a gifilter fish. Damn, all this conversation is doing is making me want a filter fish. When I was on the road following fish around and we were like scrounging money together to eat, like a good night would be a lunchable and a can of fosters. But there was a couple times I had to get like Vienna sausages. Is this a grandpa stories? Yeah, we didn't have us a good back then. Back in the days before self-Uber eats like you kids.

Vienna sausages, that I won't try. I got Vienna sausages. And I got, dude, the generic gas station version of Vienna sausages. is called potted meat food product. Oh, Christ. Those four words together, and it just says it's mechanically separated meat parts. That's what, if you look up the ingredients for Slim Jim, it's mechanically separated chicken. Mechanically separated.

Chicken. Which, I mean, really just means a machine's doing it. It's not really that crazy of an idea, but, like, it's still weird. I don't know. We thought a bunch of nonas were in there fucking pulling chicken all day. Nonas. 7,000 nonas in there just pulling chicken. Damn granny is making fucking meat food product.

They're not going to sit there all day and cook the shittiest stuff. Dude, it's just salt and brine and like, I don't know, pencil erasers. Like what an odd. Yeah, that's what Slim Jim is mechanically separated chicken. Yeah, it's slurry. You know, when you see what, do they make chicken nuggets or made like fucking cookies? Yeah, the pink goo. They just fucking put a goop on a tray and then it becomes chicken nugget.

Trey go. Trey go. Trey go. I like when they go handmade and it's like, am I supposed to be excited that it's not. you know. Boneless white meat chicken chopped from the breast, tenderloin and rib meat.

It's a little all over the place. It's a, it's a gavilta of chicken. And a light marit. Is there a video of the process of a chicken nugget? Because, I mean, it is, it's one of my favorite things ever,

though, an old, I want to say it was John Oliver. But maybe not him, but like it was, no, no, it was, Stephen Colbert was what didn't even matter, but like he was showing up something about like one of the,

famous chef guys, Jamie, whatever, was taking kids and showing them how bad, like, fast food stuff is. And he shows them, like, it's supposed to be a bad, like a sad thing, I guess, because he does this. He shows them the, like, how the chicken nuggets are made, like the goop and here's the pink stuff that just becomes chicken and they put it on the thing or whatever.

And then all the kids are like, ew, oh, ew, ew, and then when it's over, the guy goes, and he's, Jamie Oliver, would that be his name? Yeah, yeah. He's like, now how many of you kids would still have chicken McNuggets after that? and they all raise her hand came back to Colbert and he was like USA

USA! That's amazing. I love that because you're absolutely right. I could watch this video 10 times and I'm telling you I just need to get about a week or an hour removed from it.

That's it. Before I will just go, I'll have a chicken nugget, dude, they're so delicious if you get them hot. I love that Simpsons when it's Lisa the vegetarian and then they go,

like she like hits, she has an independent thought so they press the independent thought alarm button at school. And then they had to show the film strip and they go when I graduate I'm going to bovine university and the Troy

McClure goes don't you question it Timmy if a cow had a chance it would kill you and everyone you loved is this part of the this is part of the McNuggets oh this is like Tyson's nuggets yeah this is like a lawyer told them to make this no no no no they do yeah shut up well this is after they got you know pink slime back they're basically saying like hey they were showing it's a guy saying like is it this pink slime picture and she's going like, no. It was. This is the pre pink slime.

See if you could find I'm making the pink slime kind. I don't want to see this bullshit. I don't want to see this newfangled real chicken bullshit. By the way, 700 Nona's behind them pulling chicken apart. It's exactly what it was. Look at this diarrhea shoot. That's disgusting. But it's chopped.

Right. Yeah, but now it's not slurry. It's actual chicken that's just been chopped. It's like saying like burger meats disgusting. Yeah, but I'm sure that this isn't going to the, this is disgusting. isn't the last, it's going to turn into more of a slurry, I bet. That looks like just ground. You think no matter what, it's getting to that pink goop. Yes, dude. So she's like, it's not just pink goop. You got to see how we get to pink goop. In the distance if you look,

there's just umpa lumpus with like a big stirring spoon. That's where it turns a gloopty group. Every step of McNuggets is like a Willie Wonka adventure. Another kid dies doing something gluttonous. This is where it goes through Asa Wakanon. What's that? I hate Chinese guy I'm giving this tour, too. I say, don't dare have the chopped chicken, not before it's processed. It must go through the Galapdi Gloop. All right, there's a marinade it goes and get the fuck out of here, which is water, sodium, phosphates, food starts, modified positives. Salt, natural flavoring, wheat starch, dextrose, citric acid.

They stop saying marinate and then using fucking laboratory shit. Marinate, yeah. I don't have that at home. Do you have citric acid and dextrose of your house? I don't. Listen. Do you have auto... Autolized.

Autolized? Fuck you, dude. Yeah. Fuck you. No, fuck you. I'm the guy who does that. No one does that over this direction. Hey, well, you know what?

Enter Mike. Bobby's not here. Autolized yeast extract. Rosemary and Safflower oil. That's where you'd get mad at your wife. You got the non-autilized yeast extract? Just throw it at her face. Just get back to the market.

I'm trying to make fucking. fucking slurry over here. You know it doesn't take if it's not autoized. Okay, so they marinate it in fucking chemicals and phosphates. Oh, dude, I'm gonna use my favorite marinate on this. Now, sorry, guys, I'm out of sodium phosphates and modified food starch.

Hey, babe, can you get me some safflower oil? I got to dip the slurry. Oh, is this it? Yeah. This is him showing the kids, go ahead, yeah. The fragrant baked rice. What the hell's happening? What the fuck is that I want to know the day that like the guy went into the office and he's like, you know, we don't have to use actual like chicken anymore.

Because you know it didn't start as pink slime. We could just get a bum shit. If you fucking bread it and fry it, anyone will eat anything, dude. Yo, my buddy that works at Arby's telling me. It's all dog meat. It's mechanically separated puppy, dude. MSP, they call it for short. Okay, go ahead.

play this there's bits on it that are worth lots of money the breasts are the most expensive part it's the biggest and it's the white meat okay yeah and that is a chicken breast okay now chicken wings are worth quite a lot of money I showed him where all the nice cuts of meat came off the chicken so we just pop the legs off and then you're left with a car I don't think chicken wings uh I don't think chicken wings good cut of meat no you don't like you're not a fan it's got to be perfect yeah it's got to be perfect yeah it's got be a flat that's crisp as shit yeah giblets and blood and skin and stuff like that what do you think happened for this you want to eat some oh okay it's also a bad sell because you're saying this

he's doing this very generalized there had to be from the beginning some company that made chicken nuggets it was like no it's just ground white meat chicken she someone did that he's just saying this is how chicken nuggets are made it's always fucking chicken asses and fucking brains and hearts floor dust and yeah paper yeah ground down

paper clips melted paper clips if you don't have hydrolyzed extras use paper clips about two pieces of paper in every

chicken nugget two full pieces of paper about how you can use all the leftover I do love those facts too when someone goes like

do you know the USDA says there's an allowable amount of turds that can be in your fucking salad there's If your sandwich bread is 8% yoga mat, it's actually not bad for you.

There's a lot of fiber in that. I love what they tell you. Do you remember that? Do you remember that? Do you remember that? Do you remember this? No. Subway's bread.

It's not real. Subway's bread had yoga mat, whatever in it, a derivative. I don't know, hydrolyzed yoga mat. There was some yoga mat in the bread. Autolized? Autolize. I think if you onolize yoga mat, you could eat it. Is that what it's up?

No, they never use that ingredient. So it sends from a 2014 public campaign targeting subway over an additive called Azadicarbonamide. Oh, ADZ? Fuck you, it's ADA. ADA. You stupid asshole. While the compound was used to bleach flour and conditioned dough, it also happened to be

utilized as a foaming agent industrial plastics like rubber and yoga mats. That's crazy. You know, I will tell you, well, it was very fun, and I am happy being back. Did I say this thing? air already when I get my hair cut now I go to a real Hispanic place in the hood in Patterson, New Jersey and I sit there dude and like I miss I haven't been it's been probably back in Philly since you hear like barbershop talk oh yeah actually coming to America barbershop yeah a lot of in Spanish so it goes by the wayside I've only gone twice and the first time I went I don't know it was a

test they were watching Spanish television very very loud and then when I sat down I swear to God they went over and turned the TV on and put on some Netflix movie that's about white people helping refugees get out of their country and be able to stay. Oh my God, really? But my guy was great. And then I went in there last time

and all the chairs were taken up. And one guy was holding, like, he's a personal trainer or something, but a little bit older. Hispanic, you know, dark-skinned Hispanic guy. And he was just going through, this is speech, he was like, you know, white rice ain't real.

It ain't real. There's only long green brown rice And light brown rice But white rice Man made And everyone's like Come on man

Don't tell me that shit He goes White rice They bleach it And he just says it So like And he's like And then everybody goes home

And goes You know what Juan said today Yeah White rice ain't real Don't eat that baby They bleach it Is that Bryce Brown? Again

When they just say It's like Not they But I'm saying When someone Like says stuff Like that, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I'm saying when someone's like going like those kind of like the conspiracy of like food. Although now I'm going to get a zillion things going like, they actually die. They but sure. Sure. Why not? I'm not arguing any of that thing. But every time someone says it's dialed up a bit too much on the side of like freaking out about it. It was, um, someone said about like GLP ones or one of them.

It's like, you know you're just injecting the venom of a gila monster to yourself? And then I have to be like, what? And then I look it up. And you're like, no. Like Eli Lilly just has a bunch of gila monsters. Like millions of giliping, milking them? But 5,000 known as milking gila monsters. If you go behind the AsraZeneca, there's just a bunch of dried out gila monsters.

No juice. Dude's all gila monstered venom. What? Everyone is two questions away from going, I don't know. They start a thing. Don't use, you got to use organic deodorant. Why? Oh, the aluminum will kill you.

How? I don't know. Cancer? I don't know. How does aluminum turn to cancer? Stuff? Things have it in the arm in pits. And it's just like...

A venomous reptile helped inspire GLP one drug. That was the point of the whole thing. He goes, you know, it's just a venom of whatever. He goes, no, dude, it's meant to mimic what that does. Sure. To like, whatever it is, you know, whatever it gets rid of fatter. So what, some homeless? I don't pretend to know.

A homeless desert man ate a gila monster and came back ripped. Yeah. All I did. Yeah. He goes, those French and a Gila monster, and I realized two things. Wasn't hungry. Keeping on muscle, though. I wasn't craving, you know, humanity anymore.

I'm switching over to Reda. That's why I was even looking this stuff. Reda. For the weight loss drug. Is another, what's this one? Doesn't attack your muscle or bones at all, supposedly. It's a peptide. Why, it was, it was bones?

GLP's attack your bones? It's an investigational triple agonist peptide. Jesus Christ. Eli Lilly, dude. Triple antagonist. It targets three distinct metabolic, metabolic, yo. Metabolic? I'm leaving.

It's metabolic. I'm going to go. Want to switch seats? Yes. You take the lead here. I'm not even wearing my glasses and I'm getting better than you. It targets three distinct metabolic hormone receptors, GLP1, GIP, the old GIP. Oh, Gipper.

And glucagon, which I fucking hate. To suppress appetite, improve blood sugar, and increase calories. Calgary burning. Clinical trial show produces unprecedented weight loss, but it's not the FDA-proof, but I say guinea pig me, bitch. That was my favorite he-man cartoon was when he beat glucagon. Mm-hmm. When he fuck glucagon. Yeah, that's how he got Baldor.

Well, that was just pure revenge, though. And some say a hero wouldn't take revenge. No. But I'm going to go on that. Yeah, well, do you have to wean off the other one? No. You just stop. Stop that one and start this one.

Raya? Reta. R-E-T-A. Is there a commercial that's like, Feeling Better on Reda. I haven't seen a commercial. No, it's not FDA approved. They don't get that psyched for it unless it's FDA approved.

Oh, really? You're going to do a non-approved? Dude, Aaron Berg is taking it and winning fucking bodybuilding contest. But you're not doing that. No, but it doesn't attack your muscle. It's also taking a 10 million other things. It says the thing about these is it doesn't attack your bones or muscle. Does it not show up on a test at the Canadian Open or whatever?

Aaron is not competing natural at all. He's doing all kinds of testosterone as well. Are you disqualified if you? your nose doesn't bleed in his tournaments. But I'm going to switch to that. All right. Might be good. Might be good.

All right. Call it to you. Um, you know, it's weird too. Like in that, like, like, Gila monster thing. They're, at the FDA is looking to approve M.A.O. 3M.M.O. DMT or whatever. It's like when you lick a certain toad. Oh, yeah.

I heard this. It's like, it's like, who the fuck lick the toad toad to find it all up? And tripped nuts and was like, yeah. The original person? Yeah. I always think about that. Probably ate them. ate a toad and then just tripped sack yeah it's just and you're like what he goes dude you want to do

some to like some to dude when there's mushrooms and acid to eat someone had to figure that out too someone had to eat disgusting disgusting mushrooms to find out that it can be kind of neat the guy who Albert hoffman who discovered LSD was like let me try a little bit and he did some on april 19th they call it bicycle day and he went for a ride on his bike and on the way home just started to like trip and fucking sack. And he's like, this shit's awesome. It's DMT. Here you go.

It's a DMT high. The Colorado River Toad is the primary species associated with psychedelic properties. Its skin glands secrete 5 MEODMT and incredibly potent fast acting psychedelic. The reality is that the toad secretions also contain Bufotococin, Teddy Buzacusacus. And cardiac glycosides, which ingested when ingested orally, via licking, these chemicals, rub heart rhythms and bypass psychedelic effects entirely. Severe health risk

of licking toads it can leave to life-threatening medical emergencies. I mean, what the fuck? Eat some mushrooms. Yeah, basically he says, like, do not lick the toads. Do not lick the toads.

But people are like, I got to fucking, have you seen the guy, Hamilton? Hamilton Pharmacology or whatever. Do you know this guy's Hamilton? Pharmacopia? This guy's like, he's like the Anthony Bourdain of

substances. this kid and he looks. I don't know what the Anthony Bordane of anything would mean. Then he just committed suicide because he was pissed off to that girl with Angel Wings tattooed above her pussy because I don't know people were getting over hearing about his stupid boring fucking

travels to eat crickets. She sold this recipe for gumbo to TNZ. Explain to me why people love Anthony Bordane. I don't have any, I have no problem with him. Right. I'd still watch the shows, but I would even say of the shows I've watched of a guy running around eating dumb shit. Yeah. He was not even my most engaging favorite person.

to do it. I like the little fucking fat guy that was like, ooh, there's ants. I feel him walking around in my mouth. Anthony Bourdain was like, it's a fine delugerman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm gonna go do fucking beatnik drugs with my stupid fucking Italian horror girlfriend. He goes to a Vietnamese basement in Soho and does like Amyl Nitrate. Did she, dude, she had, his girlfriend has such a big angel tattoo above her pussy that her pussy is also the angel's pussy It's coming It's crazy looking

If you fuck her you fuck an angel too Asia Argento yeah you're fucking her and an angel She's the reason he killed himself I don't know But I don't know This guy I find this guy Painfully uninteresting Yeah he's one of those like

You go live vicariously I shouldn't say that I shouldn't say painfully uninteresting I don't know I just never nothing about watching The little bit I watched of him Inspire me to me and then it's like Everyone's like dude this

This guy was like the guy who didn't someone just play him in a movie and stuff. I don't understand like it's like his in a movie and I'm just going. I go, wow. The guy who flies around and eats crickets, but he's something more as a chef, I guess. Yeah. Is he a big deal as a chef? What's his big restaurants? I think he was kind of like a Hunter Thompson type guy where he's like kind of getting

fucked up a little bit, kind of like people want to hang with him. Like he seems like he's kind of a badass. You never know what's going to happen kind of dude. You're eating crickets. around a slug of an angel pussy girlfriend yeah like saying you know you're fucking an angel through a woman oh my god she has a fan of the opera set tattooed across her body she sucks she looks like uh what's her face padget brewster from uh what do you call criminal minds but hamilton pharmacopoeia he's the guy who does all the drugs and then reports back on him he's like a guinea pig like he goes and does

this like uh m eo dm tauts and all this other stuff but i saw him on rogan and he's like just he looks like a dude that's just been doing molly for like a month month in a basement. He's just all like pale and kind of like whacked out. It's a white guy? Yeah, yeah, this dude. So he just loves drugs. Go to like a best of him. Vice. Yeah, he had a show on Vice and it was just like he just explores drug use and like good, bad, ugly, indifferent, whatever, no matter what, like sucking on like bath salts and see him, see him? He kind of looks like a nerd. Yeah, yeah. But he's like a drug nerd. Oh. Damn. This is music set for some flopper tits.

Like some thin floppers. Yeah, bananas. Yeah. And a bob haircut. And like a thick nip. And like a day glow question mark between them, like in Batman. Mikey. 50 points only for you.

It's not a lot of points. If you could say who sings this. The strawberry alarm clock. Without hesitation. 50 points 50 points do you also know let me ask you this you might know it from a more pure reason this was one of

the always it would turn up yellow when they're scrolling on an album you know best of the 60s time life yeah whatever one of the ones you know they'll always be in white the names of the songs we just go up not the singers ever just the names of the songs sure and then oh no the singers and the songs

I'm sorry I'm an idiot and this was one of the ones that would like come up yellow and it would switch to this for a couple seconds and I'd go and you just hear it start all that incense and peppermines that's about the most I know of it but that's just a weird my reference thing I've never

listened to the song on its own thing I just hear it and my mind sees incense and peppermintz and strawberry alarm clock. Yep absolutely I know what you're talking about I know what you're talking about You know I had a... Who's this pig sludge? Is that the one who killed him? Does that one who killed Anthony Bourdain? Why did he die? Why do you kill himself? Does anyone know the answer?

Yeah, dude, he had a belly full of fucking grasshoppers and crickets Like a spider burgers The toad, the toes turned on him from the east side Usually that's something to do with being really sad I think he ate that fucking, I think he ate that blowfish It's either fucking too salty or kills you He's like, I only want to be with you You ate the wrong blowfish, dude

No, we said hooty in the blowfish Not a Brazilian bullfish, you idiot He tried it Dude, I want to see the idiot who died from eating the fucking Blowfish because it was sliced left instead of right What an insane thing to even try You did take this from the left side, right? Wait, what?

Yes. Yes. It's getting warm in here? No, I'm thinking, yes, I did. No, I did. I did. How come you're turning yellow? I used to, because of the Grateful Dead,

I bought a couple of... I thought there was a question right there. Why are people surprised at Anthony Bourdain? Is that going to be my question? Why are they surprised he killed himself? Oh, is that why? I thought it was going to be why. I thought it was going to be why people think he's awesome.

Why do people think he's so awesome? Explain me. I mean, didn't he like, he published Bonnie's book, I think? Yeah. Her first book? No, he did the faux work. I think he may have published it. He did Kitchen Confidentially.

He wrote books. And somebody that, like, wasn't a drunk and never worked in restaurants. Like, I don't really get why people that didn't work in restaurants live. He has that Hunter Thompson. A lot of people at like that. He wants to drink with him after work. Like, he probably banged a lot of waitresses. That's good.

a cool guy. Is that cool? He was the cool, good-looking. Is he good-looking? Also, he was on heroin. Yes, that's interesting as hell. But it doesn't make me want to fucking take his recipes. Here's my recipe for cinnamon heroin.

So he was a heroin act? He's out there eating like fucking gopher hearts because he has to get money. He could fucking get his fix. That guy's just do gay shit, dude. He's mixing 100% cacao with heroin and a spoon. He's like, you want a little Christmas smack? You know how expensive is the habit of a girl with an angel. an angel pussy on it.

That is so fucking funny. Yeah, no, he seems like a guy that, like, you meet him and you run up to him and tell him the one thing, you've been dying to tell him, and he acts like he's... I have heroin. Yeah, yeah. Hey, do I have heroin?

Hey, you got a soda bottle with? Yeah, he doesn't strike me as good-looking. Did he ever have... Did he ever have a restaurant? He worked at Laosal, which was... My old roommate works there, but it was right across from California Pizza Kitchen on, like, 28th and Park.

Let me see the menu. I'd be honest, I kind of hate good restaurants In the sense of where it's like knobby in your face Look what we did shit If the food's tasty What I want is a mountain of it Exactly And I don't even know

I'll tell you in this area here And where I can't find the Italian place To treat you like that anymore No, you got to come visit me Where you get fucking portions Where you're like, this is insane You gotta come visit me You get a catcher's mid of chicken palm on a pound of angel here

It was everywhere I used to go for Italian food it was like you were like well we're eating this for days what about the place we went in long island that time that was pretty damn good for instance i love it and who was there remember the guy from sopranos who was like come talk to me for a guy the guy who got caught uh in the gay club in the soprano veto veto he sits there and nobody comes up to him to buy or have him sign his book he sits like every week dude and then they have a guy with uh in the back with uh eugene levy hair crooning for nobody just take it up speed don't go she like walking to the bathroom and he's like

I recall Central Park and Fall. Hey, don't remember to go say hi to the gay soprano on your way back to your table. Hey, it's gay soprano over there. If you want to check him out, buy that book. That food was fantastic. Let me see the menu at this place. Zoom in. Apparently there's one at Disney World still.

I want to see what this piece of should. First of all, go up. Go up a little bit. I'm going to say this. 3.6. Yeah, dead to me. 3.6, this place. French steakhouse.

They didn't work there for like the last 10 years. So what? All right, let's hear reviews. Bad reviews. Bad reviews from this place when Anthony Port Dane worked there. I guarantee it exists. I didn't even think Yelp was around. Yeah, that tall, that tall guy that smells like cigarettes, really fucking sucks as a waiter.

Don't look it up on Yelp. Google that. God. Do people write Yelp reviews and Google reviews and shit for, like, everyday, like, Taco Bells and Burger Kings and shit like that? Like, do people actually, like, probably, yeah. They write reviews for, like, Niagara Falls. Like, bad reviews for, like, waterfall. Water was too wet.

I don't really like, I don't get with the big deal. It's psychotic. Don't drive up there. It's not scary or nothing. Just turn on your faucet and step back. It's the same thing. Really? People write reviews for fuck.

That's nuts. People should, we should start reviewing the reviewers. You know what I mean? What do you think about that, DJ Liu? Should we start reviewing the reviewers? Because that's a review I want to know. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, sure, tell me this Chinese food place is terrible, but I want to know what are people

saying about you. Right. You're the review, you know what I'm saying? You'll never find them. That's the whole point is they all go way anonymous. Bad reviews. I'm trying to find this article from GQ by Alan Rickman, apparently. Food critic Alan Rickman published a scathing GQ critique of, what's it called?

Layal. Leal. I hate the name of that place. Me too, I call it Les Halleys. He described the food as appalling and akin to truck stop cuisine, dismissing sides like truffle potatoes and reviewing the restaurant, partly in retaliation after Bordaenaed public criticized him. Oh, I see.

It's a little tip for tap. Bourdain famously brushed off the review saying it was like being mulled by Gumby. Damn, talk that shit. Diner's on platforms like Yelp frequently noted that while the steak, freets and fries were reliable, the service could be hilariously bad and somewhat flippant with a chaotic jam dining room where patrons waited a long time for tables despite reservations. I see, all this is just, I'll just go get a chicken sandwich somewhere else. It says unambitious menu.

That's why I asked about that. I want to see it. Scroll up. Some mainstream food reviewers argued the bistro relied on pedestrian old school French staples. What Bordane himself embraced as traditional and unpretentious, which detractors viewed as uninspired or mediocre compared to high-end Manhattan fine dining. He's a dumb shit. Yeah. And you want to know something?

Listen, I'm no fancy pants, but French food can suck a dick, dude. Why do you think he's so cool? I mean, I didn't know that you had any feelings about Anthony. Bourdain. No, honestly, I just wrote his book, and it was always fun to have somebody like a hero of the restaurant world. I mean, I was a waitress for a long time, so it's just like... What's his heroics, though? What's the... He fought for the tips, man. He goes, 20% are you dead? Yeah, what you do? It sounds like he's a whatever cook. I liked his book. He was a good author. He's entertaining to read. What's the book about? Kitchen home? Working at Leol, working in

Kittance, like working in coming up in New York City restaurants. Snore. Yeah, I wouldn't imagine you would care at all. It was voted number one book in Yon magazine. that's a David's help I know what's the book what's the book you read it yeah and you thought it was really good because he's just like came in Derek and Tanya are dating now

they don't think anybody knows but I do have to say this was back in a time where I read books I can't believe there was a palette a pineapple juice to unload we got delivery late Porter never showed up just fucking dumb horse shit

we had a guy come in selling payroll like we really do worry about that this place is going to be out of business soon anyway it's like it's like comedy for a comedian you know what I mean yeah it's not doesn't sound fun had to slice some bread today brings me back to the early days yeah these knives could you should eat some sharpening what is this the book you want to read it out loud no I'm trying to find that I'm trying to find a bad review holy shit you're trying to find actual bad review you kind of hilarious if like the audio book just had like blue plate special sounds like you know FM radio like lunch hour sounds of just like

like plates clanging and bells dinging and like order up and he's just him like reading it from the fucking I just have a feeling I can go to any one of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants and order something to go yeah I told you I told you we went to one of the restaurants

in one of the casinos and the guy was like a dude I was with goes can I get a salad but instead of Caesar dressing can I get ranch and the guy goes I'm sorry it's not the chef's vision and he's like what he's like Gordon Ramsey We're not, you can't, it's not the chef's vision.

And he's like, is the chef, is he here? And he's like, it's just not the chef's vision. You can't have a, he goes, I don't like Caesar dressing. I want a salad. I just want ranch instead of Caesar. Do you have ranch? Yes. Can I have it?

No. Why? It's not the chef's vision. Because get the fucking chef out here. And the chef came out and it was, uh, huh? Hell's kitchen. It was one of those like, yeah, in the casino. And then he's like, we asked for another thing.

And they go, I'm sorry, we can't make substitutions. It's not the chef's vision. And he's like, is it the chef's fucking? He goes, can you take tomatoes off this? I'm deathly allergic to them. He goes, no. She has vision that you die. He says that you die at tomato boys.

Chef had a vision you were going to die and he was going to make it happen. The prophecy must be fulfilled. The chef came out and they were like, tell him it's not your vision. He's like, that's not my vision, dude. I signed a paper. I got to stick with the vision. Did he come out of the chef? Yeah, of course.

And he was like, and security and cops and everybody. Ron White, them? Not Ron, but me and his manager. We got booted out of the restaurant. In a fury, in a fear. The guy wanted fucking ranch dressing. The restaurant's hilarious. He goes, that way too far.

I don't want your fucking dressing. I don't need your goddamn salad. I was like, yeah. Could you order a Caesar dry with ranch on the side for something else? Christine. You weren't going to put it on the lettuce. It depends if he had a vision of that. He goes, are you trying to, are you trying to dug-tail my vision?

Gordon-Ras or going to change the vision. Are you trying to jug handle my vision? It was Gordon-Gramsey's vision. Yeah. It's like no subsist. And the people came out and they were like, listen, we are sorry, but it's not our vision. Can you look that up? You're going to have a vision of me walking out of this goddamn place.

No substitutions. Suck my dude. And then a guy that worked there felt bad and goes, hey, I want to bring you over to this burger place and buy you a burger. And he went behind the counter and we ordered the burgers. And then he comes over and goes, I got to be honest with you. I'm not qualified to buy burgers for anybody. So you're going to have to pay for us. Oh, yeah.

We ended up having to pay for these fucking. It was the craziest fucking thing ever, dude. It was wild. The guy goes, come on, let me buy some burgers. That's so funny. He goes, you know, dude, I don't know why I said that. I can't afford. He goes to anything you want.

Double patty, smash burger, bacon, just load them up on me. And then he comes over and goes, I can't, I can't buy you these? Guys, I don't work here. While you're paying for yours, could you buy me one? Yeah, also, give me one way you got it. It looks good the way you got it. Ooh, that's pricey. He goes, can you put this cookie on it?

Ooh, that's pricey. That's psychotic. Oh, it's nuts, dude. Chef's vision. Like restaurant Gordon Ramsey enforced strict no substitution policy to preserve the precise flavor-bound structural integrity, artistic vision, intending free. That's what I'm saying. When people talk about food like that, though, I don't have the thing. We went with Lewis before to those places when they're like, well, have you ever had Manhattan, whatever, something?

And the guy has to come over, tells you everything, which I already hate. And then removes a thing, and then the glass fills with like a smoke. And then it disappears. And then he drops in something that fizzes and something. And you're just like, I'm just going to drink it, man. That's it. It's poison. Oh, like a special, like a man, like an old fashion, like a smoked old fashion or whatever.

And it comes in like a fucking, there's like a skeleton monkey paw hold in it. Yeah, yes, exactly. And things like that. Like, I don't need that. Alchemist fucking shit. And the same thing where it's like, try, it goes, one caviar egg, but it's been blanched in this brine that you only get. You're like, I don't care about this. Dude.

I honestly, he goes, I need an order of French fries or greener. beans even right now. Anything. Something that I understand. Sal and I went to a steakhouse one time and the guy came over and he was talking to us like we grew up with the chef. He's like, you know how long Samuels wanted to go to Japan, right? So he went there and he bid on this steak.

And this was a Wagyu cow that was raised on a sunflower only diet humanely put down. And we have eight ounces of its like wager. His name is Boris. He goes, it has, yeah, he goes, it had one farmer, and I'm like, how's the farmer with all this? Only two partners ever. Totally clean of STDs.

They go, it's got the consistency of avocado. And I'm like, a steak? I'm like, this sounds like bad meat. Like, I don't want that. And he brought it over. He's like, he goes, Samuel would die if you don't try it. And Sal's like,

well, I don't want Samuel to be hurt. You know what I mean? Who's fucking Samuel? Why would they just talk to guys like that? I don't know, dude. Like, that's how weird there. Of course I don't know. They do this whole, like, they do this like, listen, other tables don't know about the sunflower

Wagu, but we got to bring you a fucking nice piece of it. And we got a little sunflower butter drizzle and it tasted like fucking shit, dude. It tasted like. Earthy. Yeah, but it tasted like when you spit out. Yes. And I don't like, dude, you know, I get like hockey puck meat. My shit's like, you can't even put a meat thermometer through the steak.

It's so well done. No, I'm big fan of that too. Yeah. I like everything to be, I like everything crispy in my life. The crispy steak, dude. Everything in life I would to eat, I wanted to be crispy. They're like, how do you take your steak? I'm like house fire?

I don't like anything soft. No, me neither. I like everything, except pasta. Soft pasta is fine. Everything else I want crispy. This shit, like you put it into your mouth and it almost felt like it like slid. It would be the, if you ate a pork chop, the fat. I don't even know what a pork chop is.

I've never had one of my life. Oh, come on. Never had it in my entire. But you don't know what it is? Why, let's not. But I'm saying, does it have some sort of like a fat like thing to it? I've never ordered one. Have you had ribs?

Have you had ribs that are not like, uh, fall off the bone? You know how they got some fat? They got like that little bit of pork fat. Wristle and shit. Yeah, so that's kind of what the steak tasted like. And I'm like, people pay $500 a fucking a bite for this dumb fucking cow. But with that right there, that breaded bitch over there looks delightful. I would eat the fuck out of that.

That's some fucking shaking. bake. That's lean is what that is. You know, perfectly lean pork. Growing up poor. I'll do it. Growing up poor when mom made a good. Growing up pork. I was pork poor poor poor.

You dumb, stupid-ass idiot. Learn how to read. Growing up pork. Growing up pork. When mom made a good shake and bake. There's your heart throbbed. That's me poor dame by the way. So gay for him.

I am. You know he looks like, what's his face? The guy that's on your back holding you down. Yeah, that's me. That's that ham-hawk? You're the bag of goop. Who's the guy that was in task? Rufelo.

Doesn't he look like him a little bit? A little bit, yes. Yes, very much so I see it now. Maybe he plays in that. Except Rufelow is very much alive. Isn't it Ruffalo? Yeah. Why are you saying Rufelow?

Rufelow. I don't like when people say things. I think it's either or. That's like Tour de France. It's France. Cut the fucking shit. You're not getting Bufelu wings. Yeah.

Is it like metabolic? Metabolic? Metabolic. Things are getting metabolic up in here. It totally fucking is. This is the bad review from GQ for March of 2008. It's called Kitchen Inconsequential, because this book was Kitchen Confidential. Uh-huh.

That's a real smack in the fucking. We don't need you. That's apathy. He goes, Brasserie, Les Halley's. It's like it's chef at large, Anthony Bourdain is a certain ill-mannered charm. That's not bad. The restaurant reminds me the grubby spots I used to visit in Paris, so it's a grubby shithole because they appeared to be in violation of health codes.

Another chef, Bourdain, yet another chef who hates the drudgery of preparing food, recently went back to the restaurant to play line cook. You might have seen him last night on no reservations. Yick. I hate this guy. Do you like him, Lou? Are you a Bourdain head? Yeah, I was for a little bit.

Who's your black heroes? Is there a black person? Bordane? There is not a blackboard. Yes, there is. Who? Tyler Perry. No, he's not a chef.

I know. Just a famous. Funny questions. I think Tyler Perry is more talented than Anthony Bourdain. I didn't have the pleasure of meeting him when I worked for Opie. And I tried to talk sports with him. He just looked at me like I was insane. He's a lot of sports.

That guy knows about pussy and heroin. Yeah. He goes, he ever. Pussy tattoos. He goes, you ever marinate a pussy with heroin? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go out of a praying mantis popsicle in fucking Complation never heard of him. I got to go pull my cigarette out of snake venom.

He seems like the guy that's only... He seems like I go to Guam and eat fucking tortoise. He seems like a guy that only smokes like Mexican cigarettes called like Black Death. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But he only drinks like like Paps Blue Ribbon or something like that too. Like he's too cool for school.

You give him an IPA or whatever And he's probably like, Ah, pedestrian. But he's a cunt about scotch and shit. Yeah. I want to bust a glass over his dead face. Let's get some shovels, dude. Dude, let's dig him up.

Where is he? Where is he buried? Exhumed the body. I think he died of choke jerk. I also, where did we say? He died of choke jerk? Oh, Bordine did die of choke jerk. He hung himself at least.

He left a note, though, I think. Didn't he leave a note and he was like, you stupid pussy dead. He was bugging me. It's freaky to look at when I'm on I'm eating your pussy. It scares me. The note said,

If Still Hard, leave alone. Not done yet. Not done yet. Medium well. It's not hard. Finish me off, so my family's not embarrassed. He didn't leave a note,

and he was a heroin addict. It was 100% chokechurch. He did not mean to kill himself. I've always forget him, because I don't think about him at all, Anthony Bourdain. Who's the top five CJs of your list? Joke jerks?

Yeah. Let's go from five to one. I only had those. What's the least important? Yeah, the least. To me. Yeah. Least important to me, of all choke jerks.

Well, I think we have. Might be Anthony Bourdain. Yeah, yeah. Are we counting Rob Williams? He did leave a note, right? It said, Nanu, Nanu. Nanu. Why did you say it like that?

Nanu, nah, no, no. You stupid idiot. Nanu, David Carrion. You know, David County, for sure. He's the ones they told the story flat out, and Michael Hutchins. Michael Hutchins, yeah. That meant almost nothing to me.

It's tough. I watched more Anthony Bourdain than I've enjoyed in excess. Really? Yeah. Not even no... Buddy, I would rather watch a guy fucking just eat fucking yak shit sandwiches to prove some point to something for the travel channel than listen to, yeah. Ben-b-b-b-tab-man-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-no. Nothing.

Don't care for that. It doesn't do it for you. No. Me neither. Really. I don't care. I mean, there was that one album with the skateboard. It's it called Kick.

Yeah. It was decent. The New Sensation sucks. Suicidal blondes, like, maybe their best go. Yeah, I don't like that song. Was it, New Sensation sucks? Fucking, uh. That, you're one of my kind.

Went, went, went, bina-na-na-da-da-da-da-da. Got to let you know. I don't even know what that's called. I'd rather listen to the Escape Club. Wow. Can we listen to them on the way back in? They only had one song. On the way back in, yes, we do have to take a break, I guess.

So, yeah, I guess on the way back in. We could dive into some fucking escape club. This is the worst rap ever. Remember the guy does a rap? He goes, it comes to your escape club to the rock, you do nice. Well, me and Mike Fennoe will be right back. Let's get some fucking plugs up there. Mikey Finnoia is going to be at Zanee's Nashville, August 28th and 29th before.

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