The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Human Resources Face

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

Bobby is so manly that he doesn't know facts about the movie Clueless until he suddenly does. | Jacob hears the guys using questionable language and it sours his day. | Jay sees the results Luis J Gomez gets with his fearful employees, so he wants him to audit The Bonfire. | Bob has a bunch of leopard shirts that he's afraid to wear in public. | Bob Barker is in the news because of his poor treatment of women and racism. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. This is another band that he should have died. Oh, Vince Neal should have fucking croak to... I saw them twice in concert and they fucking blew my dick off. Oh, you saw him at the prime, though. And then I saw him when I was doing Roadhouse, Comics Roadhouse in the elevator. He was just next to me, fat. And I was like, guy looks like Vince Neal.

I was like, no. And then he was... He was playing the lounge in the middle. No. Yeah, the Wolf's dead. With his band. Yeah, like the Vince Neal. Yeah, it was the Vince Neal.

In the middle of the slots. Damn, dude. He was the guy who gets killed right in the beginning of Ford Fairlane. He was still pretty cool there. Bobby... Fuck. Oh, I want to get this. He killed Bobby something.

What the fuck was his name? I want to say Bobby Briggs. It's not that... Bobby Black. I knew it was alliteration. Bobby Black. God, I love that movie. Fort Fairland was so good.

It's fucking hilarious. It's so good when he's falling off the bill. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. He worked in his impression of Travelda.

Oh, it's great. And that girl was adorably cute. The little wide-eyed, what was her name? What was it dumb name? Jazz. Yeah, Zuzu pedals. That's it. Zuzu pedals.

Oh, Jazz was his assistant. Jazz was... Lauren Holly. Was one of the hottest rom-com chicks for a minute. Under the... Oh, yeah, rom-com chicks. In that show, particularly, she was a different kind of look. Look at that.

She had that crazy hair. But she was good and dumb and dumber, too. She was hot. Of course, yeah, very hot. But that, look at her. She was sexy here. And she was not supposed to be the sexy one. She was supposed to be the secretary of the assistant, right?

Zuzu pedals now, by the way. I think there's a lot of serious acting. Really? Like, she's like a victim on SVU. type actress. One of those? Yeah. Yeah.

Or one of the friends of the girls, but she's very rarely like a main person, but she still acts. Do you know fell off who was cute as shit and then fell off a cliff? Tony Coutain? But it did the, she's such a good actress now. Is the girl from Cape Fear. Julia Lewis. I mean, fell off. Looks wise.

She was just in a movie I watched last night with the little midget guy there. What's his name? Dink? Yeah, it's called the thicket. It was a Western, and he played, it's so funny because he just plays a badass, which is hilarious to me, because, you know, it's the 1800s. They would just fucking drag him behind a horse, you know what I mean? But he's like, you don't want to do that.

And he's like, fuck, he goes, put a little dress on. He's like, you don't want to do it. And he's just so, he's so badass as a little guy. But then he just stabs him in the dick. You know what I mean? and this is like his move. Just grabbed your dick or stabbing you in the dick. It's the only little guy cool move you could have.

It's not like to do a spin kick or something, you know. But she was in that, the thicket, and she looks like shit, but is so good as, like, in that role. But, like, she was cute always, like in, like, Dust Till Dawn. Yep. She's very cute. Sometimes actors, actors and act, like Matthew, Matthew. McConaughey got ugly and became a good actor. He was a pretty good actor

He was alright But he became way better When he became ugly Or Strange looking Look at this bitch Yeah she's fucking She's haggard

Dude but you should hear a talk If there's a video of her talking It's She is Disgusting Yeah that's it That's exactly it You're watching

Tobey Obie Yeah That's where black filmmakers go to fucking Get their shit out It's hard to find a good West

Like a new western That's good This one was good You liked it I loved it It was just, it's hard to, like this scene is the hard scene to buy because he has to... He's kicking little ass? He's kicking little ass.

He's kicking big ass with his little fists. You know who's, go back to that scene. That was Headfield. Headfield's in it. Really? Yeah, Hetfield plays one of that guy's soldiers. Headfield plays like a cool dude. Is that him right there?

No, go back to the scene with the little guy, right? That's hit in the background. That's Hetfield. Oh, yeah, look at that. Yeah, you don't even know it's him either. He's actually pretty good in it. He's, Hetfield can act. They go.

bit part in that... So it's your turn. Would you like to call or fold? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! But that's her... She's fucking gross.

Yeah, she's so gross. She's so gross. She should be very cute. Do you know who got fucking grotesque? And I guess she's going through some shit. Did you know what Taryn Manning is? I know. Who's...

Taryn Manning? Taryn Manning was... Eminem's... Look at a lot of stuff she's in, but she was Eminem's ex-girlfriend in 8 Mile, the one he had the kid with. Yeah, I thought that was... She was also, I believe, she was on one of the planes that got ground or something,

or she was late. She was another one. It was like late for a flight and didn't... Oh, no. She was on the plane. She was on the jet blue plane where the wheel wouldn't come out. Okay, yeah. And then they had to land and just crash land, basically.

Yeah, she was on that plane. But she's a lesbian, I guess. And there's video recently of her... TMZ got video of her, like... beating the shit, I guess, out of her girlfriend. But then a thing came out of her today and you see her, and she's like, all these side of her teeth are just like black little, like, pieces of tooth. And she's like, you guys have the story wrong. He's kicking my ass.

It's pretty wet. We got to dig into this. Here's terrorizing girlfriend. Hang on, there might be an ad on this. I hope so. Mistplay. I like that. How great ads now?

Everybody's involved. Oh, black people. living next to white people in a fluent neighborhoods. I never thought I'd see the day. The Huxstables is real. That's what they show you, though. Even if a doctor and a lawyer couple, a black couple live next to you in your house,

the husband's still a rapist. Oh, I thought they were just an affluent, beautiful black couple who had well-adjusted kids. He goes, no, nope, no, dad's a rapist. But he does rape like a doctor. Yeah, yeah, he does rape. In a very doctorly way. He did rape

Very professional He is a professional Hey you're gonna count down from 10 for me Real quick Okay He's her terrorizing her girlfriend I stop I love that they have podcast studio equipment

On the background Everybody and their mother is doing a podcast Why does this chick need a fucking podcast God damn Maybe the girlfriend's a big podcast What if it's call her daddy She has that no teeth sound She's talking and you can hear the...

When you see her, you're going to be like... And by the way, it wasn't that she was ever like a smoke show, but she was like cute. Yeah. She was supposed to be like a cute dirtball. It was like the girl that Eminem would fuck in 8 Mile. I thought it was... It's not the girl that Eminem hooked up with... Not Britney Murphy.

Britney Murphy, because she's dead. She's dead. She died mysteriously, too. Just drugs, I think. I think, if you want to throw it around, her husband killed her. You think so? That's the rumor. Really?

Yeah, there was a documentary about it. Watch. She fucked Eminem and that black. guy in the movie. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He died, like, after, right after her. That was, by the way, the most strange.

Yeah. Eight Mile was, like, a strange love story between these two, kind of fighting each other and, like, anything. And then he just goes to a radio studio one day, and she's just getting the fucking tag teamed by the other guys. And then he's, like, pissed about it. They fight about it. And then he sees her later, and he's like, ah, it is what it is.

The love story had nothing to do with the movie whatsoever at all. She's like, I'm fucking you. Oh yeah, but I'm also like a whore. Like I'm fucking everybody. But you're a good rapper. Jay, you don't know urban love. I guess not. That's urban love.

Also, as far as love straight, they just kind of like immediately fucking the factory. No, I know, but he started talking to each other and she's like, I believe in you. They started to make it like that. Like she was inspiring him to like kind of be like, believe in yourself, man.

And then he was just like, oh, no, I'm just like some slob pig. I'm fucking sucking. I'm fucking and sucking everybody you know, of course. What do you think it's the 50s in Detroit? Yeah, it was like. his enemies. She was like fucking his friends and enemies. And then at the end

when they're all celebrating him winning, he just gives her the finger. He's like, fuck you, bitch. And she's like, fuck you too. And he's like, ah, bygones, bygones. What? You just watched, he thought it was his girlfriend. She was getting gang banged. Yeah, they had to make him as white as possible and that would be a white guy thing. Yeah, she's addiction to prescription meds. That's what it was. It was pneumonia, but, you know.

Allegedly. Yeah. But she might have. The same thing. She might have got... The husband died of the same exact thing. She might have been murdered. And then he killed himself?

And then he was murdered. Oh, they were both murdered? Why? Maybe both murdered. Why? Because they figured out fission or some shit, nuclear fission? Yeah. They were on to the Clintons.

It's a popular, all-beating, unproven speculation, gained traction because of her death, and his death five months later, with many friends, family and online theorists, pointed to his manipulative behavior, shady past, and control over her. Law enforcement never charged him or considered him as suspect or a death. Because they're lazy. The coroner world his death was due to the exact same causes as hers. The theory, did he kill her? Probably not. No. I can't believe she's died.

She's been dead since 2009. She got hot, too. She got, like, thin. Remember she was the fat girl in it? She was the little fat girl. Well, she was Thai and clueless. By the way... Talk to me like I'm supposed to know the cast.

By the way, super cute and clueless. And again, that is a times changing. That was supposed to be a thing. She was a little pudgy and stuff. She wasn't pudgy at all. Is Clueless the one where she went to law school? No, that's completely blown. Hang on, Christine.

Bobby just tried to do a thing so his cigar buddies don't think he's gay. You fucking know exactly which one Clueless is. I don't know what Clueless is. I've never sat and watched Clueless from front to back ever once in my life. I know everything about Clueless. First of all, Jay, I don't know what Clueless is, man. I'm Clueless. I watch Westerns.

Buddy, I watch as many Westerns as I can. You also know the name of the one where she goes to law school. What is it? What is it? You know? I don't know. You do, though. Blue note. Play this game if you want.

I don't know the name. What's the name? By the way, she's not fat at all. She's fat. She's the ugly one. No, they made her look good. Yeah, this is after the makeover. No, I understand.

I do know the plot. She's not fat. How dare you? I know the plot. Yeah, look who's falling in the piece. Oh, let's keep saying wrong things about clues and have Bobby explode with information. He goes, yeah, he goes, and then they had the guy, the guy

Corey Glover in there he goes No That's not who it is I really did shoot out Information quickly No I'd after her Makeover

When they decide They were gonna take her And make her hot But when they first When she was first in the movie She was ugly right She's not ugly She was a quirky

She's grunggy and chubby And yucky at the beginning And then they make She's never chubby The hot girls bring her into the fuck Jay The hot girls bring her into her group And they make her

Fuck they give her a makeover And then she becomes hot, but at the beginning of the movie, she was smelly and grungy. The whole movie has a terrible message. There she is at the beginning of the movie. Go back to that. Click on that. The message of the movie has changed the way you look and people will accept you. Also, I'm going to go fucking suck my stepbrother.

That's the resolution. No, they realize that they shouldn't have tried to change her and she was fine the way she was. And then she tried to suck and fuck her stepbrother. She did, and it was her ex-step brother. It's pornography. Wait a minute. Can you have an ex-stepbrother? Nope. Well, he does

say you divorce wives, not children. in the movie. That's right. Yeah, that's your stepbrother for life. Yes. It's not her brother. It's a stepbrother. It was Paul Rudd.

Listen. Is that supposed to do something? Was Paul Rudd? Was Paul going to fuck her? They're going to fuck. At the end of the movie, they decide they're going to fuck, and you watch them make out a bunch. It's crazy. It's a crazy man.

It's what pornography is now. That's all the pornography. Stepbrother comes home and fuck stepsister. I start with Clueless. That is one of my favorite. Is it? Yeah. Then you could really fucking drop a batch to clueless, my man.

I might. And then legally blonde, God knows what will happen to your witness. Is that the name of it? Legally blonde? You know it is. I do not. I do not. I did not know that name.

You also didn't know the plot for clues until we showed it to you and you had to fix it for us. Now, legally blonde, she does have money, but she's just, she's clueless. That's why I probably mix them up. Mm-hmm. Because she's dumb. Look how not fat this chick is. Buddy. Look at it.

Look at out. No, no. No, no, go back to the one Christine had right there. Look at the one on the left. They put a big shirt on her. Yeah, the one on the left is at Skank Fest. The one on the right is at Nashville Comedy Festival. They put a big shirt on her.

Go to how she looked when they're doing the, trying on the clothes with her. I'm not saying in life at that time, she might, but do, after the make, after the, this whole thing. You got to see the half top she's wearing. She's skinny. After they give her this makeover, but they make. What do you think they sucked her body down? They made her look fat with all the flannels and shit. That's my point.

I'm not saying in life. She's not fat. I'm saying in the movie. She just frumpy. She dressed frumpy. Frumpy or fat. Whatever you want to call it, just because you have fat issues and you have levels of fat issues. All right, I do.

You don't have to say it like that. It's so funny. We can't attack each other on fat things. You have fat issues too. It took you a second. You looked over and went, oh, wait. What the fuck? Oh, bring the tear in.

Manning stuff. No, she is, she's not fat in life, but in the movie, she was kind of gross. They put, well, they made it gross. They made it look gross. But then also, by the way, she carved herself up and just actually got substantially hotter. But my point, later in life, she got titties. No, I'm saying? She, she, later in life, she became like a hot woman. But it was always, but her, the natural thing of her face, she always looked like cruddy. You know what I mean? Like, that's the thing. That's why she was good in eight miles. She's like, oh, what a cute chick. But probably is going to suck. fucking fuck all of your friends and enemies.

Yeah. She always had that look like she lived in like a, like some ocean town where bands made it. Hey, you want to date me seriously? But I'm going to fuck all your friends and enemies? Yeah, like that's towards the end of it. Nice vagina. Yeah, that's like a chick you get at like Asbury Park.

She didn't even get her tithies done, actually. She got so much longer. I think she might have got her titty. I don't think so. I mean, maybe she got to make shape, but she doesn't have bigger tities, really. She's pretty regular tities. Yeah, but she got hot. Yeah, she did.

She was popping a little bit when she died. Am I correct? Yeah, popping pills. Yeah. That big gash. And her husband is disgusting, by the way. It's wild. Well, yeah, he's a fucking carcass now.

One of the reasons why they thought there was some nefarious, and yes, I do like using that word. Nefarious stuff. Good word. Thank you. Is that he was not like, why is she with this guy? Yeah. Look at that.

Oh, my God. Yeah, right? That's why they were like, why is she? Murphy? Yep, that was your husband and he is... A bazillionaire or something, though? Does he loaded?

I don't think so. I think her money was... Oh, my God. It sounds like he just had the drugs. He looks like you should have a podcast about sex drugs and rock and roll. Sidney Sweeney's ex-boyfriend that was the same thing.

Thanks, Paco, for the old Ralph reference. He looks like Ralph. He did. Yeah, you can't believe this guy. It doesn't look like Ralph. That's the guy who would play Ralph in the documentary. We know what happens to him. It's like, what's I'm called?

Who's the one I met on that birthday? Amy Smart. Amy Smart's like with a guy who is like, is the, it looks like the guy. You're like, oh, this is like a handsome guy. And then it's like all of the, he's got so many allegations against him. And like I looked him up immediately and it was like allegations and cheating scandals and all kinds of shit. I guess he was hot at one point. Yeah.

Is that him? And if you look him up, just look up his accusations. But this, he's like a, was he from Carter King? I have no idea. What is that? What is Carter can? It's like HGTV. Yeah, yeah.

Well, he's got a lot of things against him. Wow. It's funny, though, there are a lot of actresses that are smoking hot that wind up with these chadrules that you're like... A lot of it's waiting out. Because the interesting thing is like, you'd be hard press to find anybody

and I think I'd feel the same way, kind of. Anybody who I went to school with, girls, that were like the hot girls in school, that their husbands would be like leaps and balance. Like, do you know what I mean? People don't have like male pattern balding or just guys that you'd be like, no way. Right.

No way. Right. I bet that's a lot. Like if you go back and look at that, like you'll be far more attractive than most of the husbands of the girls that you fawned over in high school. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm probably more attractive than all these dumpy chicks too.

A lot of them got dumpy. No, for sure. But yeah. I'm just saying that's like an interesting thing to see. It's like at some point of their, life they stopped fucking the quarterback and whatever and they started fucking like a guy who has a good job financier and then it became a guy it's like this guy's just honest and he comes home every night right yeah and it's like I know I know he's got a dulled onset acne but he comes home

every single night yeah and he is what it's sure he's a little overweight he doesn't try to get me to blow his friends he doesn't try to make me blow his friends ever he's never tried that once yeah that's when I knew dawn was the one when I didn't want her to blow anybody in front of me. I think I like this one. I think this one is... Don't blow someone in front of me. I've never said that before.

I've never... I've never asked you to set my French cock in front of me. I've never said that before. I think I love you. Amy Smart's husband, H-D-V-Start... Accused of sexual misconduct. What is misconduct? It means he wanted makeup in a different spot.

He goes, well, look, I don't want it to be shiny on camera. Why don't you put a little foundation on this? guy down here. That's what I would do. He coerced her and performing repeated oral sex sex sex during the show's production. Oh, suck it, bitch. Can you force it?

Look at, I'm not taking anybody's side who sexually has misconduct. Go on. Now, when I say forcing... Speak freely and don't even think about what you're going to say. Are you recording this? Yes. I'm saying...

Swing for the fucking fences, dude. Sexual misconduct in any form is wrong. Put this over the... green monster. But I'm saying how do you force somebody repeatedly to give you a blow job? The forcing I have to assume is going to be like with threats and things because I absolutely in my mind I can't think of a way outside of a threat. You can't force somebody to suck your dick.

What did he have her mother at gunpoint? Right. Like what threat would you have? Oh, well, you'll lose your job and you'll never work again. Oh, right. So back then it was probably, you can't do that now, but back in the day that it was probably, probably still do. Really? I don't think you could ever do it, but people did it.

Yeah, Bobby's like, oh Bobby, you're not the good old days you remember. I'm saying that. These are the days where you were like, you want to keep this job, maybe you give me a little, hmm-hmm. How do you think Christine is keeping this job? Oh, look, it's all Bobby's sweaters. I like that one. I like the one on the right. I bet you do.

That's not the right. That's the back of the one, I think. No, that's the one on the right. It has just a... Oh, that too, yeah, you're right. What is that? What is that? I thought they were back front. It's a tiger.

I think it's a leopard. It's a leopard. I don't have a leopard. I have the one with giant hairs on it. I have the one. I have that one right there. No, the one over to the right. This one?

I have that. No, you don't. Yeah, and I put it on one night to come to go out. You should bring it here. And she told me, Don said, you can't leave. And I was like, why? Because you can't leave the house with that. You can wear it on Sundays while you watch TV.

Bring it on Monday? I'll wear it on Monday. I'll wear it Monday. Do I have to go to the cellar on Monday? I hope so. Can I try it on? I'll wear it Tuesday. Can I try it on?

I actually have two. I bought two. Can I wear one of them? You have the same? I bought one from Max and one for me. I thought it would be cool the one night go out together as leopards. As leopard father and son? You and your cub?

Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. To do what? To hang out. Fuck Vegas showgirls? Maybe. Maybe it doesn't warrant you that. Maybe some.

There's some pool sharking. Yeah, you guys get a three-card money outside of a casino? I'll bring it down. I have one, and I have another one that might fit you. I want to wear it. Okay, yeah, I'll let you wear it. I have this company. I've bought four.

I know it's why they're in our algorithm here at work. It's because we've talked about them, and they show up on every advertisement. They think I want to wear fucking tiger sweaters. I got a lot of compliments on my tiger sweater at Ari's thing. What thing? The thing we can't talk about That I always bring up And I remember that we can't talk about

For some reason Fucking weirdo You're tiger You remember yeah You actually said you liked it Yeah look good Well what else you're gonna say Were you lying to me

Wait a minute I don't remember it Jay I may have been You were like whoa What do you say to somebody We're already at the wedding Tush

Tush You're already dressed. You're already dressed. You're there, you're present. But you figure if I'm going to somewhere where there's a lot of comics and I show up with something goofy, I'm going to be attacked.

Right? And I walked in fully ready to be attacked and have my tigers attack back. Oh, you didn't get to activate your fucking care tigers? I almost, I did buy the red, I have the red one, can't wear that, it just doesn't look good. How many of these did you buy?

All of them? Well, you know, I'm an addict and these Facebook things come up and I just buy them. Oh, what I bought the other day was nuts. I'm getting sick of Bobby's Ammonadict speech on every ridiculous thing he does in his life. You've been in the program for 40 years. I haven't been to the fucking shitty shirt anonymous. You haven't been a fucking addict. That's a different program, Christine.

You were not an addict before you had dick hair. Yes. That's true. That is true. Well, I'm an addict, Dawn. That's why I have to spend $3,000 behind your back on something ridiculous. Because when the apocalypse comes, you're going to want metal toothpicks. The wood ones will burn up.

That is a fucking great idea. That is a fantastic idea. But you do want kindling, so you might want to stick with the wood. I almost got scroll up a little bit. Yeah, we're looking at these sweaters. Everybody's seen them on Facebook. They have... No, we see them because you made us have to.

They come up a lot. But here's the thing. They're from the, like, 1950s type of sweaters. Back in the, like, in the 50s, men would wear these sweaters. And they put... Frankie Valley and the four jerkoffs. Your premise is completely awful. What, what...

This is a... No, your best... Your best girl wears these. Maybe 60s. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that old duo upgrouped to Del Faggots. You can't say that. Start typing you, bitch.

Type... You get saved on 21 Jump Street. It's okay. If you don't type, I'm going to be on you. Listen, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. No, that's not the way, Bobby. I know, I just wanted to slip one in. My way was awesome.

I just wanted to have him panic. Look at his face. It's something about your tone. It's the Boston. Sorry. It's not all in trouble. Oh, now they're all panicky. Well, Jacob has to stay an extra two hours because of that work.

Is it two hours? Yeah. So if we said it again, would it be four? Well, it's fine. If you fired, no. No, no, no, I'm sorry. It's two hours per? I pulled the trigger on that.

I apologize. I don't think we should discuss any further. Anyways. I mean you to say this. I'd like this idea. Lewis was at my house today. We were doing Legion of Scanks from my house this morning.

Hey, Paco, can you give this to Jacob for me? Can you hand this to Jacob? That's Bobby's pass. We, uh... I'm good. Lewis... Thank you. Pock just does what you want him to do.

What are you wanted to do? Parker, can you bring that back to me, please? He's great in that way. Is that great. Thank you, Paco. He was giving the producers things to do for Skanks, like things they do for Skang's Story Wars. He was giving them like the kind of blowing up the sounds.

I go, man, I go, you got to, I said, we got to get you to come talk to our producers like that, Black Lou and Jacob. And he goes, oh, I'll come in for like a month and audit them, but you got to give me free range to say what they're doing wrong and still like that. I went, I like it. And then I was like, but me, I want.

I don't do it. I go, but here's my decision. If I go in today and Jacob smiles the whole show, then I won't do it. But if I look over to see Jacob frowning, which I've seen a lot, we have to have Lewis, I think we should have Lewis audit the crew. Louis J. Gomez audits the production crew. I don't know. I listen.

I bet we'll have bits. Yeah. We'll have routines. These guys will be going to Jamaica, they'll have a trip for Jamaica planned in a couple months. for sure. They're going to have a retreat. Jagger would hate Jamaica. There will be a retreat, though, is the point.

There will be a retreat. There will be a retreat. You think you're putting in the work and he's going to be really mean to you during this, and he is. But at the end of it, there is a retreat. There's a retreat for two days. How many days?

Four days. So that means two days. You've got to get there. Then you have two straight days of retreat and then you have one more day left and then you come home, correct? Right. And you all sleep in the same room, like a cult.

Yeah, I'm not doing any of that. Why do you want to sleep in the same room as Paco, Tom, and some other guy? You can just sleep in bed with Ralph only. They gave him the Giants quarters. Why don't you sleep between Lewis and James? And Jacob, I don't know what the payoff is going to... I don't know what the payoff is going to be for you then for having Lewis come in here and audit you if you're not going to take the retreat.

You're just going to have him audit you? It seems like a lot. DJ Lou, would you be okay with Lewis coming here and auditing you? No, no, no. I said flat out DJ Lewis didn't need any auditing She was killing it But if I was like

I have undefined ideas of what People are doing in the room I'd say Jacob and Louie I know they do something That's why Lewis is going to audit it And see what it is But what if

God forbid we look over And Jacob is smiling Wouldn't that be insane Wouldn't that be intense? Wouldn't that be good? That'd be nuts It happens most of the time I don't even know if I like it. Well, in between nod-offs and super-aggressive frowns and staring down at your computer

looking like your fucking frazzled because you're getting terrible information. But between that, you do laugh. But he is the family. Yeah, he has the family, though. The family has spoken. The family is spoken. Look at he. We're actually getting a grin right now.

I want you to be happy. Oh, buddy. You think watching Lewis bully you guys for a month isn't going to make me happy? It will. It'll be so happy that at some point I'm going to be like, It's making me too happy. Back off, dude. You know, Blackaloo would be, would light up fighting Lewis.

Yeah. Yeah. That'd be at one point where'd have to be. No, no, no, no, guys, stop, stop, stop, stop. Just them rolling around. Oh, yeah, we forgot we have HR here. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

We forgot, we can't Lewis at series. No. Well, first of all. Lewis will not engage any fight. I never forget we have HR because of Jacob's face. Yeah. Jake's an HR face. Yeah, his HR tapping fingers.

Yeah, Jacob, you should get 80. H.R. tattooed on your eyelids when you fall asleep, we'll see it. Oh, yeah, HR. But, yeah, I like Lewis Audit. He said he's available for it. That'd be fun. Let's do that. Yeah, there's have him audit. Lewis will not engage in a physical fight with anybody.

This is business. Oh, you're going to get business, Lewis. Business, Lewis. Right. He's going to have his yellow glasses on, his shooting glasses. He's going to order to be because I'm telling you, the gas digital crew, they all for sure like me better

but they will turn on me in a heartbeat for Lewis it's so weird you bring that up because I do the regs and I know Paco is just abused by this guy abused and he'll he will

he'd push you off a fucking building if Lewis said I really I really actually need this done like Bobby's going to ruin my life I need you to push him off a building Paco would try he would kill me 100% he would push me off a building

Agreed. And it's amazing. He'll treat him like shit on the show, and then he'll yell at Paco and he'll be like, I'm sorry. And he'll immediately take his side. And you try to get him. Stick up for yourself, Paco. He's like, no, I don't want to. I like this.

I like being abused. Why? It's a lot easier to follow someone who's that rooted in the ground. What? What the fuck does that mean? What do you read a fortune cook? Do you have to talk like that? When wise men say faro, you must a pharaoh if man is strong man.

If tree must grow, it must have roots. Now, if you don't mind, da-da-da-da-da-paco. Paco, Paco, my name is Paco, Paco, Paco. My name is Paco, Paco. Paco is my name. My name is Paco and Paco is my name. Paco. What are we talking about?

Lewis Otter in this place. Right. But then we went into why he has such a, it's a weird thing. He abuses you. It's like an abusive relationship. Like he'll abuse you into loving him deeper. Or actually Paco could be deep cover and he's playing the long game. And just when Lewis sits atop of his empire, Paco,

He goes, Paco, do me a favor. My little bitch, go get me a fucking beer or something. And then when Paul comes up behind him, it's going straight. Just cut a throw. Columbia necktie, dude. Just does a Big J opener? Yes. Cut the music.

Cut the music. Yeah. You give him a fucking, you give him a Big J from ear to ear. Big J. Foo-up. All right. You guys ready to laugh now? You bet to get you, you bet to catch that Big J.

That's sick. Has he ever brought you to the point where you were hurt really bad? No. Of course he's going to say that. Yeah, he has to say that. You have to say that. Has he ever made you mad? Yeah, for sure.

I've seen Paco shaking in his crate at Lewis's house. You have a crate at his house? Well, only when he's bad. Oh. Only if he pees in the inside bathrooms. Is that why when Paco comes out of the crate, sometimes when I go to his house, he gets so nervous that he pees right on the kitchen floor? Absolutely. He's fucking terrified, yeah.

But that's how he's governed him through fear. He really does run that place with an iron fist. He also does a good move, though. He rules it with violence and threats. Yep. And then keep it also, each day keeps informing everybody that he's the best boss. He's the most professional boss. He's the blah, blah, blah, boss.

And then everyone around just goes like, yeah, man, you got a champ. You said it, boss. You're a member of a cult. Yeah. You're the Gas Digital cult. It's a pretty sick cult. You like it? Yeah.

Did you see, I did a... tour of, I told you I did a tour of Witsk Studios. Witsk Studios. Did you see all your stolen stuff up on their website? I wanted, I don't know Ari said when you talk to him, he goes, I swear to he goes, he goes, Ari, I'll take it down. I'm not in the business of stealing people's clips. The whole thing is stolen clips. But somebody sent me another clip of Europe, you're up there again.

Oh, they redid the making the band. It's a terrible, a terrible pilot. It's only a piece of it. Right. It's a terrible pilot we did. Again, because I was like, we should do this. And they go, we're a production company. We'll do it.

And we went and did it, and it was terrible. It didn't come out, because it wasn't the vision I had for it. It was with a band that I didn't want to do it with. I had no information on the band. I wasn't excited to meet them myself, so it didn't really, I wasn't that hyped up for the people. I couldn't believe people were that psyched to meet them. Yeah. And it just was like, I don't, and I'm also, again, it's before I'm finding out,

I'm not a man on the street guy. I'm not like a every next person we had to walk up to they go Let's talk to these people over here tailgating this truck And I mean my first thing's like Oh shit All right Hey guys we're talking to people Trying to get them to play this game

It's just not my thing You can put it on the same It's just boy It's not even It's not good It's just not good So are they just taking content And putting it on this site

Well that's a that's a That's theirs That's a fuck it's but that Throwing it up right now Is a complete fuck you about the So they put it up after It went up a year ago. They're making the band thing?

Yep. I thought it was two days ago that went up. It says one year ago. Oh, okay. Oh, well, so it's not a fuck you. No. Oh, so they just have it. It's not a fuck you.

It was just, hey, we're not telling you we're putting this up. We're just going to, though. Why wouldn't they want you to promote it? Because I wouldn't have promoted that. Okay. It was a bad thing. It's bad. And they know Ari wouldn't have promoted the other thing because they didn't like the way it was edited.

Yeah. But they just put it out anyway. Yeah. Oh, by the way, we looked at a thing. It's so funny. G Mike was over to do Legion of Skanks today And I was telling that thing

I go, dude, they have 655,000 Subscribers on the YouTube It's insane And then there's a thing you can click I don't know what it is But it shows like So he looked at it goes For instance here's Legion of Skanks

And it's like the year's Legion of Skanks And it's just a steady slow increasing line Right Always on the up trend This one, whatever it is When it comes up It's like February 15th A couple of two years

It's like they went from 8,000 subscribers to like 280,000. It was like in one day and then it was like two days later like another day. They were oh, we could do that and they just did it again. And then everything has just been flat line. It's like there's just two days to get 655,000. It's such a wild move. We should do that for the bonfire YouTube just by 10 million. Let's go over.

Let's pay. Let's get them crazy. This is the most popular fucking YouTube page. More popular than any YouTube page Any YouTube bit Ten million Mr. Beasts can suck it We can do bonfire games

Oh a commercial on our YouTube That only costs about $63,000 a minute Oh but I'll tell you what At least that's the move they're doing They're like oh we're kind of like just showing The best stand-up clips of the week So that's why we could show Tom Cigura and Patrice And Eddie Murphy's Delirious

Who Byron Allen owns by the way Does he own Delirious? Yeah. Fuck, he's got a lot of money. Not anymore. Not anymore. Now it belongs to the wits. It's the wits.

Buddy, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow with his family. I can't wait to talk about this. Oh, yes. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. How's your teeth, Jay? I heard you had problems.

Jay, so you went to the dentist recently? Wow. This is a billion. Yeah. He bought it for a billion dollars? No, no. He's... He has a billion dollars.

Oh, yeah. He's one of the richest guys in Hollywood. The weather channel. He has a weather channel, yeah. And look up the thing. Look up the thing, like, I mean, maybe it's like myth, but say, Byron Allen owns the rights to Delirious. Well, he bought, because back when TV, we only had a few channels. We didn't have a lot.

At night, TV would go off. It'd just be like a circle, beep. And it was nothing on. So he was like, can I buy that? And they were like, yeah, you can buy it. So he bought that. hour time slot or two-hour time slot and he owned it so we could just whatever commercial money he got was his yeah he did and he just did press junket did press

junket interviews so it's like nothing like the interviews when we come back Mel Gibson it's like Mel Gibson on a red carpet and someone goes like he goes Mel you excited about the movie he's like oh yeah real excited and they go everybody now we have another interview from like we saw there's like no but then he's to sit down with no interviewer because he wound up I guess any if you get a press pass you can jump in on the press junkets in Hollywood and like you've done them where you sit down and you go room to room to room to room in a hotel and all the hotel rooms are just people in a chair with a camera and a microphone you go from this room to that room to the and it's all different

whatever press so he bought a press pass and he was one of those guys so he would whenever there was movies coming out TV he would just go to these press junkets get a million interviews they're literally five minute interviews with somebody and he would just cut it up and you go Julia Roberts No you go This is ready Coming up

Yeah Julia Roberts In her new movie And then it would just show her dumb face And then it would be like A minute interview Million to know

It's like Julia Roberts Talks Pretty Woman premiere Yeah And it's just her like I'm excited for it I wonder how much TMZ I mean that is

Says no evidence He's got a stake in stars And so he says he doesn't But that was always the thing I heard But might be just like a funny myth And you know what? You never see him. You never see him on any interviews? Wait, he doesn't.

Right below it says, this video explains how Byron Allen acquired the rights to Eddie Murphy's deletes. Oh, so he does have it. But you never see him on, like this, I've never even seen him on an episode of a podcast or an interview. I've never seen him on anything. It's like he just does his show. And then I wonder what he does. He's a transition robot. Like if he's, if he has hobbies, does he, like he, you never see him golfing or basketball or.

Jacob, I, uh, I hear him. I'm not really, you have a hard time sock shopping. I do. I'm giving transitions. Jacob, I heard you had to stay two hours after work yesterday. It's so specific. I did. Paco, you say that your calves are hairy, but your thighs don't grow hair.

I heard that. Is I heard that somewhere? They're pretty hairy. Paco, you don't have pubic hair? Tell us about that. It's smooth. Ah, that's a really funny thing about your dog there, Paco. DJ Lou, you have a hard time.

fit in the shorts, yeah? Yeah, I do. And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Christine just did me dirty in every possible way. It's one of the meanest things I've ever seen done in a relationship. Right. We come back on the air.

Work relationship or relationship relationship. Well, I'll tell you, I was looking over the whole time. I'm so hungry that I'm nauseous almost. Yeah. I just fell a little nods like, I think he gets all in my stomach, and I was looking down in the barrel of those Fritos for the whole first hour of the show

and I go, when we go to break, I'm going to eat them, Fritos. And then we went to break and Christine left, and I started talking to Bobby and I went, those Fritos and I knocked over. Fritos are gone. She went to go eat him in the bathroom, I guess, and then all it was left was the napkin that's fucking got

frito grease all over it from her fingers, we just left there, just a napkin. No Fritos. And then, right when we go back on air and I can't eat, she came back with Paki and soda. What a than like a Japanese fun stick? Oh man, I wish I was more like Ari where I would just take this and zip it across the room. I am.

Break all of them in the bazillion pieces. I am. Are you willing to break all of them in the bazillion pieces? Yes. All right. Let me take a handful out first. And then punish her. Yeah.

No, you won't do it. I will do it. You will do. That's why I'm not giving it. Oh, okay. I feel bad. Don't look at me, Christine. What you did, I just want to give you a little backstory to this, too.

Christine showed up today with a bag of fritos just going, I love fritos. Aren't fritos the best? Oh my God, I just fucking love them. And she held out like six little fritos in her little clutches and just was like, she goes, you want a frito? And I was like, no, I'm good.

They look like toenails. And she was like, I love them. I love them so much. And she was eating her fritos. And she probably saw you eyeing the fritos. She needed a loan time with them. Who takes snacks? I threw the back out before I went downstairs.

If you wanted Fritos, I would have given you Fritos. When I'm supposed to read your fucking mind? Whoa, wow. Whoa, somebody doesn't know how to roll with the pictures. Jesus Christ, that would, that just, okay. Makes me sick. Yeah, it makes me sick, too. Who doesn't offer?

And can I say something? Every day she offers. She offered me some Fritos. She didn't offer you, Sugar Daddy, Ocerson. took him away from me. She took him away from me. Took him away. I don't want this crazy bitch anywhere near me. No, Jacob. I know what you mean now.

I know what you mean. Now I know what you mean. Now I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Yeah. It's crazy. You crazy laughing asshole. Oh, I've been wanting to see this all week. I know it's our last show of the week's week. We get to our topics that we never looked at before. Bob Barker, new stuff. He's a bad guy. Buddy, it's so bad. He's so racist, it's funny.

You know what I mean? Really? He... I do know what you mean. He... But I didn't know he was that. He did not like black people to the point where he didn't want to be touched by them. But it's one of those Kaiser Soze things where you never noticed it.

And then if you go back and watch when black contestants would come up and go near... Oh, contestants. Because they were black spokes models, always. There was black spokesmodels, but he dated one of the spokesmodels. And apparently, she said... she was with a black guy and he fired her. Oh, she was white.

He used to have a black, he used to have this girl come in and blow him in between breaks. A white girl. Diane Parkinson. Oh, she would order to playboy, yeah. That one. She's coming out and saying it? Yeah.

Good for him. I mean, a bad thing about him, but man, old Bob Barker getting blown by Diane. Apparently, when a black contestant would come up, he didn't want them touching him. Really? He thought that they gave,

he would catch what they have or. So if you look back at all these clips of like black, like a, you know, a fun black lady winning, oh my God. He's like, oh, okay, let's not get AIDS to each other now. He's literally going, get away from me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

No. Buddy, look at it. Well, I'm going to. I want to. Okay, we have five clips, but I believe this is the story here. So Queen Latifah's going to tell me he's not a good guy? That is motherfucker. That's a black woman saying that, by the way. I thought it was hearsay.

I thought the lady came out and said that. No, Holly Hallstrom said it as well. It's a common thing. They all knew it. It's about his racism. And if you watch the footage of like this to the lady, the lady that was going after him, I think they play a longer clip of it. He goes, hey, don't, hey, no, hey, don't touch me.

He like snaps. Have they already made a thousand AIs, though, of him like slave auctioning with a little tiny microphone? Make sure you spade new to your dogs and slaves. Well, I don't think it was, I think dogs and cats were really black people. Oh. So it wasn't dogs and slaves. No, it was, make sure you spayed and new to your black people so we don't have more of them. I think it was code word, this piece of shit. That does that up. Did you notice here, it looks like the black contestant is trying to hug him and he goes, don't attack me?

No, but it goes, it progressively gets where he goes, don't attack me, don't touch me. And then he goes, don't touch me. Like, get away from me. Now, did, it? Now, did it? It's not. It's, it's not touch me. Now, he was he like was he like a guy that would let like old ladies hug him and stuff normally? Yeah yeah like Richard Dawson except for if you're black look it and he's like no no no look it

dude that's wild I love that now with uh Drew Carey Drew Carrey should do like he should freak them you know what I mean like he should go to Black and Descent's over and do it like we really get behind them like fucking bang on their butts with his crotch oh he's like well I got

I got to throw the suit out. I got to throw this up. Oh, God. Well, I need to get a tent in the shop back stage. Well, now he seems totally fine. No, he doesn't seem... He's already got it now. Can't get it twice. Get out of here. Go get you

check. He goes, me? I'm going to go Purell my entire body. I'm going to go burn my hair off. And if anybody needs to be, I'll be calling my local Grand Wizard and apologizing. It's all here. Let's get some more here.

It's got big gazubis, huh? They said in the special that when a contestant won, when a contestant was going to win, they would have a B next to the card if it was going to be a black person coming up to him or not. Wait, what's the special? It was on E Entertainment. It was called Disgusting People.

I forget. Was it E? Or was it A and E where they do like the secret world? No, it was E exclamation. E exclamation point. Oh, was. Okay. Interesting.

I want to see the one. There's one where he's, getting chased and he keeps he just progressively gets more angry and angry he's like don't touch me get the fuck away from me he's got a complicated history of accusations of discrimination and sexual harassment nice it's easy dirty rotten scandals the price is right it's a one-off thing got you um wow let's go give me some more uh bob barker racist his wife died around 1980 and then he became a huge poon hound he did yeah nice everybody yeah that's he's he's he yeah that's he's he him kissing, he'll kiss anybody.

What does wife die from? Wheel spinning accident? She got dragged under. She got, her brooch got caught on the 85 cents and dragged her straight under. Big Jay, where are you going to be this weekend? Are you going to be in helium in St. Louis

this weekend? Yeah, the Funnybone, Friday and Saturday. Funny bone. And then the Funny bone on Orlando, April 10th and 11th. And then you do in Nashville for Story Wars. and Kansas City. She headlining Kansas City Story Wars in Nashville.

Thank you for fixing that, Christine. Sorry. It's all right. Just, I mean, be sorry to Jay, not me. For tickets and all the tour dates, go to bigjicomody.com and go to YouTube.com slash that big jaccomedy. Bobby Kelly's going to be a comics roadhouse with Vince Neal in Connecticut. April 17th and 18th.

Playing the Lions Den. That's April 17th and 18th Comics Roadhouse in Mohegan Sun. Paco's coming. Paco's going to be there. After that, he's going to beat Uncle Vinnie's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford, and New Orleans. That's me, not Paco. And as much as Bobby, Paco will not be at all of those. For tickets and all tour dates, go to punchup.org slash Robert Kelly.

Check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. And, of course, every Tuesday night, the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge at the Comedy Cell, or 7 p.m. Be there or be square if you're in the New York area. Do I look skinny? Toots, toots. What? Tots. What's that?

Totally. Thanks. But she's home.