The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hunting in Philly at a Wawa

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

Jay comes up with a genius idea for a pedophile hunter show with Kilah and Beezer in PhiladelphiaStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com #CrackleCrackle

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. I don't know what it is, Dan, but I just took a Zai Cam. Oh no, dude, you weren't supposed to cam on the show, bro. Are you camming again? No, I just took a Zai Cam. It's the melts, the one that melts in your mouth. Oh no dude, you weren't supposed to cam on the show bro. Are you camming again?

No, I just think it's the melts the one that melts in your mouth. Oh, not in your hands. Not your hands. That stays with it. Yeah. And I forgot that it, you know, it's like holistic, uh, just like, it's like emergency. It's like, it's like,

yeah, it's emergency and like those kind of things just take it in case. And I forgot that when you put that melt in your mouth when it's gone, it makes particularly dying P.I.C. tastes like fart. Oh, like what's that? It's fart. It makes everything taste like metal. It's so bad. Yeah, yeah, it sucks. It sucks. By the way, a couple of campers pointed out when we were joking around on Monday about the Donda song, off the album turns out he was

That was his mother's last heart beats. He was saying her name for that which is dark it was what? It was his mother's heart rhythm before she died Really? Yeah, not really and I'll tell you this then You're such a child at heart and you want to believe every little thing you hear Look at other fucker. It doesn't mean anything. It's fictitious He recorded his mom's final heartbeats. He happened to have that around. I don't know Hey, before she dies. Hey before she dies suddenly. Can you a recorder heartbeat for me?

Jay, I don't know how to Santa get to all those houses in one night Oh, buddy, buddy. I'm not gonna open up that can of worms for you today That's gonna be a conversation Boy, dad, I'm gonna need you to sit down buddy. I got some news for you and next thing you're gonna tell me that whole Cogren was the toughest man in the world in the 80s and 90s until he was defeated by a dead guy Tell you what's it got you's fucking thick like a thermostatic. Yeah, dude. Dude, I told, did I tell you I was watching old Howard interviews and he had hogan on right after the divorce and Howard, Howard so fucking good at interviewing.

He was just talking to Hogan and he's like, yeah, he friends with like Bubba the Love Spunge and this is clearly before the shit went down and he's like, yeah, yeah, he's like, you see your wife naked ever. He like did the third thing and you're like oh he's much more than seen her naked. Yeah, he was plowing her out. Yeah, and then the interviews like oh brother, don't go down that whole brother. That's why if you're gonna have is you're gonna have a If you're gonna have Is it that makes me feel better if you're gonna have people fuck your chick They can't be in your everyday life in any kind of way because that's what happens Also if there's ever a reason if there's ever gonna be a reason to get into a fight

With them now you're like enemies with a guy who fuck your chick Yeah, who's got the immediate upper hand on you. Also, you don't want to have a guy fuck your wife who can drop the big boot on you, drop a big leg on you, not wrong about that either. Grab the leg for a three count. Yeah, you're not wrong there, man. You can lay it down on your nice big boot leg.

You can't smash. He hits you with the big boot. If that's the way he beat you up, if that's the way he beat you up before he fucked your chick is so funny. He beat you up with the big boot. If that's the way he beat you up, I drop. If that's the way he beat you up before he fucks your chick is so funny. He beat you up with professional wrestling first. Yeah, you go, what happened? You went, well, I ran in the room.

Wasn't looking face first into that big boot. He goes, first, he whips me into the corner of the room, throws down 10 open hand shops on my chest. I mean, I mean, red is red is a tomato, my chest. The most disappointing part was Christine count them all felt loud I'm two three I turn I turn I turn around you raked down my back oh no then he took my arm he spun it around which didn't hurt so much but then he like yanked on it it didn't really out of the socket it was a lot luckily I was able to flip forward and then do a summer

saw and then I was able to twist his arm around and then it's springed up and then reversed it. But then some of the bits. It all reversal. Son of a bitch. I want to say you scoop me by my nuts and threw me on my back full body slam. I got up. Got the boot. Now that's gotta be classic guy fucking your chick 101. Can't be a bud. Can't be, can't be a bud dude with a bud. Said it just, that's a lot for a friend. I don't wanna have three things with Jay with my friends. You know guys, you guys wanna talk about other weird stuff

that we share? You wanna share his common bonding experiences? We did it once. We hooked up with someone who was technically a friend and like when it was over, it was like, ah, we're just buds. Was it twice? Yeah, I can't think of the other person.

A bud. A bud. What do you know? You were there, dude. Yeah, you were. I want to text to me. Who's the other butt? To be fair, I kind of became buds with the, with the other one after the facts.

Oh, then yeah, yeah, yeah, nine out. And both of them when you're doing, you're like, this seems like we're fucking a bud. Yeah, it was no, but I was drinking. Yeah, but as far as a, a friend when I'm drunk, but as far as dude stuff is a guy, it can't be like your buddy, because like there's just a thing. If you guys get into some bullshit bickery fight, just the looming thing of this guy is like,

I don't know what the inside of your woman feels like. Yeah. I've had her gripped around my manhood. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up, Lewis. Also, it just take one, it just take one mean game of Madden for him to be like, it's my girl squirted on my dick. Oh, fucking bite your nose off. I'm like, I'm still not convinced Justin's gay. He's like, yeah, well, I'm chance Christine. Okay. Yeah. Remember I pipe care now? Do you remember when I was piling her? You're, you can't even pile driver.

Oh my God, she must have been blown away feeling a bonny like that going in her. She don't need to try and fuck Justin. Yeah. Justin always said he had a crush on Christine before I started dating her, but here's the thing. Justin just says stuff. He says a whole bunch of things.

It was flattered. Because I wanted to style eyes there. I'm pretty sure he told me he watched the I was telling him at the Bob Ross documentary had just come out the other day while we were in Denver and he told me that he saw saw it already and I went Justin it came out I go oh really was it good and then I looked at I go Justin this came out like today like hours ago And we've been here and he was like I mean it got him everywhere, you know like on prime video and all Okay, okay, I'm like what a Justin

Justin I'm not a fan Justin Justin murdered in Denver every night Justin murdered in 10 for every night. Hell murdered. Good for Justin. I'm sorry. I did on stage one point. I go, I'm so happy when Justin tells that story on the show because I want to tell you guys, my entire Justin impression is that dinosaur fish is going to lie.

Exit me. Yeah, it's my best Justin. Ty, you kept me, honestly, it's how you kept me loose when I was taking my HBO special. You kept it because he was open and forming. You can't. Yeah, I got the guy it goes. That's what fish gonna like exit me Here's what I make you laugh. Just make you laugh Dinosaur fish is like hang them me Christine bring up the picture. I just sent you for Jay. This is to make Jay feel good Jason

Look at the new badass. It's on the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, I gotta be honest. I like that. I like that a whole lot Yeah, I brought up a picture of Gardner Menshu the second old Junior with his mullet fucking rock and he's got the glare eye. That's a guy that'll start a fight in a wall wall parking lot. I ain't got no problem with that. I'm all about He's gonna be the backup now. Yeah, he's gonna backup hurts. Well, he'd be number two immediately. I don't know. He's gonna battle flacko for it How do you battle now I don't know I think you're probably keeping both on the roster or let go of flacco. Minchus fucking off. They pay flacco like a big like a big price. Really? Yeah I gave him a weird amount of money. Watch those eagles fly fly. Goals fly. Christine, do you find that magician?

No, I did not. I will look good. Good, good, good. I've been watching the hard knots. Black glue and I've got to say this every season of black of of hard boxes of what? What? Fuck where you are. I'm saying black of heart what were you shot up i got i'm gonna tell you this too many black every season hardness to black yeah no but every season is the same i can't get into it every season it's like the players being friends and being normal and then watching the coach being like got dig down in there got a big down in there, you got dig down in there, and you got a trial real hard. And then it's his leave Schreiber killing the VO

being like, the Dallas Cowboys had a trip that week. There's a, on prime video, there's something like a season with the Philadelphia Eagles thing that I don't care about. Well, they tried copying it. They tried Amazon Prime. Prime video. Yeah, they did one with the Eagles.

I'd never watch because I'm like, I don't really care about this part of it at all. All or nothing, I think it's called. I'm a fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking pedophile. Yeah, well, that's your that's your dark underworld. I would have you get what have we find out you're actually just going to San Diego to do shows and also meet up with other petto hunters. And that's just what you do in the weekend now. I don't know if it's this show or Legion of Skanks, but I want to I want to pet those things so bad somebody. Dude, I what do we just bring them together? Why don't me? Because Dave probably has stuff. So why don't Lewis and I just go on with you on a pet host thing. Yeah dude let's pet host thing. Lewis is the muscle and me is the guy just

to help you ask questions that can over an unca. Yeah well can you be the guy that goes when I'm saying this stuff like you just like flavor flavor. Where you go it's like disgusting dude. You fucking disgust. You know you're you about to ruin you're you about to ruin a little kids life. Oh, you know who I can be Jeff I'll be like you filthy basua That's what you do I can be hey, what's going on? Want to meet me over here at the castation? Dude, let's all take the best of let's take the best of the guys So let's put I can be I should be the big pet of hunters. I should be the big white lung.

Why should be the big white lung guy that looks like Patrick from the stand. Lewis can be the fucking yo my guy. My guy. He can be that guy. And then you can be fucking. Oh my god. And then you can be.

Yeah, yo my guy. Yo my guy. Hold up. Because he's that guy's the one who always goes goes like you I want to fucking knock you out right now He always does like the physical threats Yeah, the big the big galute guy that I would be is one who just tries to make little pun jokes at you and and make fun of you Yeah, which is great and they try to tell you goes he goes and you masturbated to videos of

Underage girls right that's not illegal you right you can admit that yes, and he's like yes He's actually illegal so real nice to Caught you again Poo poo poo poo and then you could be the and then you'd be the voice guy I'm really nervous. Oh my god. They bring us three powers Bring in those three powers together would be so mighty We meet those three powers together would be so mighty. Where can we meet?

I don't know, you're in Bangu, boo-boo-boo. Oh, over there, great. I'm my butthole, so tight. I don't know. It's not illegal to do a pedophile thing. I would blow it. I would blow it because I would be saying, to do the adult shit, right there I go.

You better spit on it first. He's excuse me? I go, no, no. Because I can skin condition. It's called rosacehip. adult shit right there you better spit on it first he's excuse me because I can't skin condition it's called rosace ships I'll tell him before yeah I'll tell him before how did you know that right songs pretty old that's a pretty old song No, it's not. Yeah. Oh, man. So gross. So creepy.

We got to turn it over to we have to not in trap. That's important. They got to reach out to us first. They have to reach out to our decoy first. I think with Lewis on the team, there's going to be a ton of entrapment. We can't let Lewis handle the back and forth with the person. We have to wait, we have to get one of these apps it seems. Which ones they say, I forget, but you have to go on these apps and then they hit you up.

And then when they hit you up, you go by the way the app says whatever, but I'm actually 13 or whatever. And then they're going to be gonna be like oh that's scary I could get in trouble now once they say that They want to fuck a 13 year old. That's how wild that is isn't it crazy because by the way when someone goes by the way I'm 13 you think you would X out of that conversation and hope they don't reach out and say hello again or any Just like I fucked up I fucked up like and by the way you don't even fuck up You said it was 19 and as soon as they tell you the age there

should even be like oh too young for me don't even write that just never look back and go the opposite direction yeah the ultimate thing you would do you know like why hang in there at all and for even like a thing so once they go that's too young I can get in trouble. That means they want a fucking 13 year old. But, and then we have the chat, and then we got to read the chat logs to him. And then Dan, I can't wait to see his face, because that's the best with the ultimate decoy,

is when he goes in there, he goes, she said this, she said that, that she said this thing goes, did she say that bro? Did she say it? Cause did she say I'm like this when she said it? And they're face when they go, oh shit. By the way, oh, that's true.

That's why it meant that he talks to them in the girl voice while they jerk off. Yeah, we watched that video. Yeah, he was had them on the show. He masturbated to completion. Well, now he's against it. Now he says you shouldn't do it. Well, now he's against it. Now he said you shouldn't do it. Well, wait till he gets a load of us. Yeah. He said this and apparently somebody did the sting wrong. And now he's avoiding the jail time. Of course he is. No, no, no.

And by the way, I think he's like, it's gross what he did for sure. He's probably a, he was coming to me to fucking underage girl, but they wrote, yeah, he's a morbidly obese guy who's a sad sack. So it's like, you know, I mean, maybe, the argument is maybe he would have never fucked a 13 year old or tried to, if a 13 year old didn't say, hey, I'll fuck you. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's the argument he's always gonna have.

You're not that big, but I could fit inside you. Oh, is there a new Chris Hansen thing you wanted to tell us about? Hey, Tex, how you doing? Oh, yeah, I said it on Skanks, too. Well, I want to show you some of the issues. We show them a little bit. No, it doesn't matter.

It's all it is that I want to tell you about it is that he just doesn't. They don't censor his chat anymore. Oh, we got it. Did you guys read that on Skanks, though? Just play. I just played a thing of it. But like, he just like, did you say here I want you read that on Skanks though? Just play. I just played a thing of it. But like, did you say here, I want you to sit on my face

and swirl. He's like stuff like, you know, like, you say here that I want you to suck my cock until I pop in your mouth. It's not that great. I'm over exaggerating. But it was fun. I want to show you this magician. But I'm wondering should we almost wait for Stavros

because it's just, it's crazy. Yeah. You want to see what he looks like? The magician? Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure. I showed a bit of him before on the thing.

Yeah. It's a great dancer. Dude, he's so stylish. He's very handsome. He's a great at magic. Yeah, he's very good at what he's doing, but it's I just I don't know his his heart felt Exactly look at him. He's a guy talks to you while he has praying hands. I just that that was gonna be my thing in 2021 I do that so much

Do you will sustain getting in line? Also are you also gonna suck you gonna suck your bottom lip while you do it? Jay the answer to that Yeah, yeah affirmative Positive Rosito Affirmative Lay down like this, all right, please wait, are we waiting?

We should wait, we should wait for Starvara's. I feel so naughty. We got 10 minutes. Okay, I mean, we could, I love her so much. Just my wife, I love her so much. And so I think, what did you get caught cheating right before the first episode of the show Turns out for a lot turns out for being so magical. I put a pretty easy password on my phone and

my wife found some Text messages. I'm not too proud of but anyways this magic chick is I'm talking to some children. I was talking under age girl in Oklahoma Turns out it was a dude on a serious XMTV radio show Pedal blessing for fun. There's the biggies out there, but there's every city has there's pedophile catchers in theapolis pedophile hunters Toronto Each one. Yeah, each one each one more, But again, I like it's a good direction of power You know when they say someone's very aggressive throw them in the military. Do you know?

I mean, yeah, someone's being a very aggressive team. Let's get him like ROTC and shit like that Like it's the right play these guys ass-hawish behavior. They're being them being const themselves Is so wonderfully applied to piece of shit pedophiles But still when you hear them do it, you're like leaf I want to talk like that to piece of shit pedophiles, but still when you hear them do it, you're like, Lee, he's like, oh, yeah, so you're pretty disgusting. You just want like, you know, you're pretty gross. You're a kid on the mouth. You're weird. Yeah, dude, bees are in God. It would be great pedophile answers together. Maybe that's what we do. Maybe we fund them and send them out like, fucking mission,

you know, I can almost say I all can almost answer for them and That we could probably get Kyla and be sort of go pedophile hunt for us Just yeah, you're head at your ass almost willing to bet we get almost one of the bet It would be the biggest money maker from the show is if we monetize a YouTube page that the bonfire produces of Kyla is if we monetize a YouTube page that the bonfire produces of Kyla, six in Kyla pedophile hunters, come and fuck on Philly, everyone arguing Philly accents, I wasn't gonna do nothing, I was just coming to have hang out and have Wendy's with him.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what's gonna do, I always carry condoms on me. Yeah, that's part of the night was we got Primo Hogi's. Yeah, yeah, go birds. Dude, what also our catch on this is gonna be Dan, we always tell the pedophile to bring like food we want and then we take the food and we eat it as a group. Yeah, I'm like, oh, this is awesome. And we all and we munch on it while we're growing them. We're like, did you say here that um, you said I want to want a fucking pussy like a fucking fortune all doom. That's gross. Hold on I'm getting a heartburn from this pepperoni roll.

No, I said no sweet peppers on my tuna. What the fuck dude? What do you do? It's a good one. Did you want to fuck this kid or not? Dazzle dude. Why damn. I feel like I hope no one I hope no one else in here is kidding because I think it's a brilliant idea to have Kyla and Bees or be pet do petafiles things for us yeah yeah can we have some coil teach them oh yeah ropes well no because he's out he's against it he'll say we should do it he's out of it he says now you shouldn't do it because we don't get arrests but here's the thing I have to say for his annoying as the pedophile

Hundreds are and what they're doing and there's apparently there's not a lot of convictions Like a plenty of arrests but not a lot of convictions. I still say you're exposing a person on you to their lives ruined Yeah, for sure anything they get they will be fucked like they'll be exposed like their family They got a call their wife have to time there mother, and even if they go home and get them to believe it was all bullshit and it was part of the thing I was working on, they're always in their head gonna be like, now man, something that all makes sense now, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, so you fucking over, you fucking over, still pretty good. So I think we should have Beezer car. I think this is a full steam ahead idea.

Let's do it, let's just get into it. I'm gonna call Beezer and Kyle after the show. I make this a suggestion to them. Dude, I will call him right now. I will 100% produce and do whatever I can to make this a reality. Is there anything they can't get into the show right now? We can't call them like that. Yeah, we also got Stavros coming in.

Is there a calling number? What's the calling number? See if you can throw them the calling number to call in real quick. Let me let me just do and contact them. I'm not sure we chat. We don't know. It's not absolute. We need to talk to them today, but we need to get the ball rolling on this. We have three minutes. I just want to ask them if they'd be interested because it's a fantastic idea. Yeah, I'm a island. Bees are pedophile hunters. I mean, it's so good. Yeah. It's so good.

My dad had a two door cougar. Let's have B-Rod B-R-D-Coy. Perfect. Perfect. B-Rods are D-Coy. But just Kyla reading scripts or, you know, the, uh, the chat logs and those two reading with each other you know you fucking sick pervert you say i want to put my you say i want to put my tongue in your butt the fucking kid dude it would be a day we're done

yeah i can't fucking believe you're gonna suck it in just kylar being like ill ill yeah uh... what's wrong with you let's go on one my own one the wrong one Oh, what's wrong with you? That's probably one. I'm not. I'm not one. They're online one.

She's there. Gala. Hello. Kaya, what's up? You're on the show live. We're calling you live. I think I just had what could be a bazillion dollar idea. I've been digging really hard into online

uh... homemade pedophile stings recently and i think you and bruh i think if the bonfire should produce you and brine doing an online pedophile hunter thing in philadelphia were you guys like a uh... christian type deal all absolutely exactly like christian simply much

it'll be much funnier because of uh... your guys personalities and uh... and takes on it and it will i think it'll be a super successful youtube series i mean there's plenty of uh... plenty of uh... people in the neighborhood we could probably catch doing that. Exactly.

All your local paydows. We're going to set it all up. We are going to fund it heavily. You will have a catch of resources. Your camera people went, and we get all the build build up and then there's just that day Where we meet up with them. I think we should always do it in wall-wall parking lots Oh my god That's you we get set up a booth in the wall-wall parking lot and you have people come in like yeah Well, that's what we'll do. We'll do it. Kyla's a genius. We'll do a kissing booth with Becky is a lure

Yeah, Becky's gonna be our decoy. And then, and then, and then just you and bees are just confronting people with a camera crew. Well, black blue holding a boom like in their face. They're gonna be humiliated. And listen, we're not gonna get a lot of arrests. We're not, but we're gonna get out of our room. We're gonna see zero, I would promise,

I don't almost promise zero convictions. Maybe zero convictions, because we may have to In trap a little bit. However, we will get the film pedophile. Really cool. I can't. God Becky as a cat as a beat is fucking hilarious. We just put Becky sitting under a giant box with a stick with a Little rabbit trap like the cat, the little rabbit or something. Let's just dress her in a fucking ones a rabbit trap like the rabbit or something yeah let's just

dress her in a fucking onesie and just like yeah put her in pigtails with a big sucker a big lollipop and put her under a box or a stick I am box with a stick we can get an acne peto catcher but I'm telling you and bees are reading off the reading off the the chat logs of pedophiles that thought and yelling at them and telling what pieces they are.

And I'm not going to lie. Kyla, the work you're going to actually have to do because I'm feeling like I'm going to be the one, I want to jump on that chat, that AOL instant messenger and get these guys boned up, Jay and I are going to be spicing it up with the reading. Me and Dan, I'll right all the chat with laughing while we're thinking about you and B's are

saying. He's lines. Every time the guy writes every time the guy writes something back to us. How hard me and Dan are going to be laughing. Do you say you're going to suck the salt out of me? What the fuck does that? Fuck's that even mean, dude? Good thing we got all these snapples here to replenish.

Yeah, dude, this is gonna fucking rule. All right, we wanted to see if you guys want to run up. I just wanted to run up the flag, Paul, and see if you guys are interested because I can't speak for everybody here because I still don't know I'm an insecure person. I don't know if everyone here is just thinking this is a funny little thing to say now and not do it. I think this should be done. All right, now I'm already have I'm working on draft in my head already like this is guaranteed Yeah, you know what he just opened up with her

She's gonna be fucking walking up to people and didn't even write in she's like yeah, what'd you say to her? Bees right even though you were on the line with us too. Yeah. Do. Bees are pleased to tell me you're interested in this. Of course I am. I get the conflunt petter asses in a wallop parking lot. There's no reason why you shouldn't.

I love you guys so much. I'm going to call you. I'm going to. I'm going to group call you guys this weekend and discuss. Yeah. We'll be off. we gotta get the details Let's do it. We're going on Watch out Gillian Keaves. We're coming for your ass on

No, I think we just I think we team with them and make our own network. We should team with them Yeah sketch comedy and pedophile things What a what a fucking menagerie. And by the way, Jay last time I checked our contract with serious XM. There are no clauses about YouTube series. Not at all. And we should do a pedophile stings. We can do it under the banner of the bonfire and really, you know, it could be a marketing tool.

I love it. I love the whole. Yeah, somebody funny goes, he goes, well, that guy didn't get arrested. He just went home. He humiliated embarrassed. Catch the bonfire Monday's the price. So I'm 7 p.m. Guys, don't forget we're going to get Jacob

to go down a water slide on Tuesday. That guy can no longer work at Raytheon. All right, it's the bonfire. Oh, Jacob, yes, you have to be our gay boy decoy. Just a record. We're going to put a little, we'll do a little photo shop, but it's gonna be you or if there's any older lady Lady petos. Oh, yeah, I'd love for these guys a y'all an old lady for trying to fuck boy Jacob It's gonna be great. I love you guys. We all love you guys and we'll talk to you soon. Bye gang You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire

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