The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Hysterical Women (feat. Joe DeRosa & Jessica Kirson

Episode Date: April 1, 2021

Joe DeRosa guest hosts with Jay and Jessica Kirson joins the Bonfire and tells us about the new FX Documentary, Hysterical. They discuss Allen vs Farrow with a surprise appearance from a beloved friend! "Hysterical" premieres on FX Networks April 2nd and will be streaming the next day on Hulu! "The Disgusting Hawk" Podcast with Jessica Kirson on The Gas Digital Network (https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/disgusting-hawk/)"Taste Buds" Podcast with Joe DeRosa & Sal Vulcano on The No Presh NetworkStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@JoeDeRosa www.JoeDeRosaComedy.com@jessicakirson www.JessicaKirson.com#CrackleCrackle

It's Dan Soder and Big J. Oakerson. Welcome to the Bonfire podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning Tuesday through Friday. If you want more Bonfire, you can always hear our full show every day on Series XM. You can go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a I see you fantastic. Jessica of course is going to be in the new documentary hysterical. We said earlier premiering April 2nd on FX and streaming next day on FX on Hulu. It is the hilarious to disgusting Hulk herself. Jessica Kiererson, everybody is with us. Thank you for joining us, Jessica. Were you traveling from today? Thank you for having me. You're not going to believe where I am right now. This is this is such great material for you guys. I am you're going to fucking crack up. Okay. I have not traveled in so long. I mean, I've done a couple of weekends, but I am in Puerto Rico for one night

to do a Passover show. I'm performing for a workout for people. I mean, I want to count myself. I'm just telling you this has to be the last show. I ever, your show is what's gonna make me think. Is it fantastic? Is it fantastic money or is it just like a mitzvah each on a performer mitzvah to get good with it? I was not good for a mitzvah. It's good money.

It's not enough, but it's something, you know, good. And I'm in a like a very fancy hotel. They take over the whole entire resort. So I just ate a lot of kosher food for lunch. I'm it disgusting like like the sushi was made with like um what's it called that rainy shit. Yeah fish that was watching for a day. Yeah and just like look at Joe I love you so much and like I ate so much tuna and salad because it was free. So I'm just trying to get as much as I can out of it. So I'm like, but there's all it's so interesting. Because when I used to do these, everyone was covered from head to toe and it was really religious.

And now there's like tits everywhere. But then there's also people who are covered. It's really interesting. It's like there's a lot of defiant Jews. What are they? It's really interesting. It's like there's a lot of defiant Jews. I love it. It's good. Yeah. Is it religious enough that somebody in that room is wearing a mercen... Is it possible?

Well, I will be wearing... I actually decided to wear a burka on stage just to see how it would go if they would accept it. No. Jess, do you have to be, is it one of those things, Jess, where you have to be like super clean and like. No, I can't do, I'm not even gonna come out. I mean, it's, I can if I want to, but I'm not, there's no point because they're gonna get tense.

Like, even if a lot of them accept it, they're going to get tens, if I do it. But I can't curse or say anything edgy and the shows at 10 and a lot of times there's kids, there'll be hundreds of people. And I've done them before with the kids have thrown like kosher snacks at me. Like literally they've thrown like, better than Drainels. A hundred wooden Drainels coming at you. Like, like, like a hundred wooden draintels coming at you

like like like a buckshot I just get like a macaroon thrown at my head yeah, I like so you can you can do whatever you want on the show but like you know they'll get weird so if you say you're married to a woman that would be like a thing

that would cause a weirdness I don't think they would laugh a lot at the job. I mean, I think they would, even though a lot of them would accept it, I think they would get tense in the room because there's a law that that's not terrible. She said she's married to a woman. She's married to a woman. You should be with a man and stuff. I want man. You should be with the man and stuff. Yeah, I'll just do, you know, this stuff that I know will work. I'll be a little edgy, but I can't I can't curse. That's for sure. They made that very clear. And I can't. I'm not going to talk about, you know, I'm not going to talk about politics. I mean, most of them are Trump people.

Like, I'm not going to do any of that. How much time do you have to do? Seven hours. Can you imagine? Yeah. I have to do, I have to do 45 minutes. So, and I realized from doing these for a while that the best way to start it is to say that I was just in Israel even though I went four years ago, I just have to go up and be like, so I was just in Israel and it was amazing. And they'll go, oh, wonderful.

And then no matter what I say, it'll be fine because I was just in Israel. All right. You should have been like, you should go out there and be like, hey, everyone, I was just in Israel. What a dump. Give it back to Palestine. Palestine to state. Palestine to state. Yeah, I was just an Israel raping North of the dark. I went with my buddy Roger Waters, who has some other ideas about the place.

I was just an Israel painting swastikas around. Anyway, you. The guy in that documentary we talked about so long ago, a little bonfire context here for you. We watched a documentary a long time ago called White Right. And it was about, uh, it was a lady, a very beautiful and smart, uh, Indian lady who just went in deep with the white supremacists around the time of Charlottesville and everything and just made them look like buffoons. But racists describing their day-to-day activities they have to do and they're priding, it's funny. Like, they're like, get out of here because immigrants, they hate immigrants and they just hate people for these reasons that they're, you know, it's always like some version

of loser. They're fucking losers. That's why we don't hang out with those with those other races. And this guy was like, you know, it's yum kipper. So I'm going around, he just takes a scooper and fills Ziploc bags with rice and like a piece of paper of a drawing, he drew like a Jewish person getting like fucked in the ass by the devil or something. And he just goes, I throw this in all the Jewish door steps. And then he now it's like, it's terrorizing for sure. But he's loading up. He's making gif bags for a fucking bridal shabby. The Jews are like free rolls.

This is great. Did they show him shopping for his crafts? Like, do you all have the long grain rice? Oh, you're out of it today. Okay. Well, we'll have to just do with the. What's really great about the documentary actually is there's a lot of this. This is what I love.

Like not it's not always a couple who's in to it together which you would assume would be the case. What's funny about it is like this guy being so into it. And it's like, yeah, I'm gonna go out there and ruin some Jew laughs and I by throwing this propaganda on their doorstep. And then it's like, it just shows us a girlfriend in the back or his wife like washing dishes and just looking at the camera like, this guy, right? It's like, I'm glad you're here. You never stop talking to me about it. You know, that's the thing you glaze over in your relationship.

You're just one of the glaze that goes, look,, he's a racist, but he's a provider. He's good to the kids. Um, like they're never also in. I'm ready with you. Ever. Yeah. And that's the guy we never break. We're with the Jew.

He is now a baptized regular serving member at a black church. He saw that document. He saw that documentary. He was like, I'm a fucking idiot. And I'm a moron. Yeah, it's great. Now this lady was awesome. I would start D. I. Yeah, D. A con that girl D. A con. Yeah, she's she's great. That documentary is amazing. She just quietly sits near them while they talk and they like, they're like, they're like, I mean, she goes, you know, I want all these camel jockeys and stuff out of my thing. And she's like, she goes, well, you would call me a sand nigger, right? And he's like, I mean, she goes, you know, I want all these camel jockies and stuff out of my thing. She's like, she goes, well, you would call me a sand nigger, right?

And he's like, I mean, not you. I mean, she's pretty. She's like, it's so funny because he lives. And he's like, it's shit skinned, right? I'm shit skinned. Yeah, she's, yeah. I have a shit. I have a shit skin.

Yeah. And she's like, he's like, oh, you're pretty. He's like, you're, let me like like you're let me like you're my friend She goes, but I'm not really from here either you want me out of this country. I assume goes not you There's like a process that you could do problem. There's the people you're pretty girls talking to them It's so great. They just all melt and the one guy just goes completely not white supremacist anymore goes completely not white supremacist anymore. What's so on?

Oh, it's funny, man. Oh, man, it's really is. It was a great documentary white right. I mean, don't mention it tonight, Jessica, so much at your show, but like, you know, just small talk at your show, you go, Oh, man, he's so good documentary. You want to check out your rooms if you got Netflix. Well, you know, you guys know Ivy Lieberman, right? Well, I be did it last night. So of course, he calls me and leaves me this long message about the shit that went wrong.

I hate when comics do that. He's like, yeah, there was a lot of talking in the back. The room is cavernous. You know, try to get them to see people up front. I'm like, I can't deal with any of this. Like I just want to be over. You know, I'm not seating people I can tell. That's always the worst to go. Sound sucks. And then also making the judgments on their comedy and applying it to you. He goes, couldn't get with anything, they just don't like anything at all. Nothing makes them laugh. So you're fucked because nothing will get them. And you're like, okay, I saw them.

They started spitting on your poster for tomorrow night. Somebody broke feces all over your face, but I don't want to worry you. They said, you know, tonight sucks so bad. Tomorrow is going to suck shit sideways. Yeah, I tell someone woman, so a lot of the men think f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f*** f***ing f***ing f*** f***ing f***ing f*** f*** f*** f*** f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f*** f show your knees and show me not wearing a wig. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Look at my real hair. Gaze upon my real hair. I'm just gonna look at someone and be like, can you cover your elbow because it's making me want to come? Why is it in Puerto Rico, by the way? Because they take, I'm doing one tomorrow night in Palm Beach they take over these resorts and they all come here and it's like the whole entire week is for Passover so they have events they pray together they they eat together

you know they have all they have singers they have comics they have beheadings they've all kinds of things the lawn holes a lot of you. You felt the fish. They figure out who's going to run the banks this year. Control in the media. Uh, speaking of it's fails. I feel we waited so long to, for me to bridge this topic with you and Jess. I'm glad you're here for this because you, I'm sure I have opinions and they may be different than mine or Jo's. But I'm happy. It's they may be different than mine's orjos, but I'm happy it's the first time I've talked to Joe about this. I watched

all four episodes of Woody Allen versus me and Farrow. Did you watch it at all Jessica? I didn't. You didn't watch it? Not yet. I'm going gonna watch it right after the show so I can see more Jews. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. He's accused of a lesting Dylan Farrow and that he was with Sunyee before she was of age. Is what's going on in this documentary. And I gotta tell you, it's hard for me not to believe, Joe. I know Joe you're a big fan. It's hard for me not to believe, Joe, I know Joe, you're a big fan. It's harsh, me not to believe because I, here to Woody Allen has sucked balls at everything he's ever done anyway. I've never appreciated one Woody Allen thing ever in history. And I would only assume that he was a pedophile creep. Joe point of contention.

Want to contention? You know, his stuff isn't for the common brain, I would say. It's for an elevated mind, somebody that has a better appreciation of art. Yeah. No, or someone who doesn't like laugh out loud comedy, huh? I don't know if I want all my comedy to go. Yeah, clever. That's how I want to react to comedy, Joe. I'll tell you what about the documentary that my friend pointed out that I thought

was a great point. He was like, Ronan Farrow did everything he could to stop that book from being published that Woody Allen wrote to the point of threatening to leave his publisher, his publisher, then drop the book and somebody else picks it up and put it out. And then all they use in the documentary to showcase Woody Allen's side of anything is excerpts from that book. So it's like, guys, you're using a thing that you said should never have been released to begin with. But I listened to the whole book, and I walked away saying, whether you like them or not, I think it's hard to think he's not innocent after hearing this book. But you know, me and Farrow, they were.

You think he is innocent? Yeah, I don't think he molested his adopted daughter. No, I don't think he molested his adopted daughter one time for five minutes in an attic when there were a team of lawyers. That's a doctor. That's dare. Dylan. I thought Dylan was his actual daughter.

No, she's an adopted daughter. I also think it's she was just adopted under the marriage with Woody. Like she had kids that she had adopted before and he actually adopted her. But it's strange that Mia Farrow is a staunch supporter of Roman Polanski, who is a proven and convicted rapist of a child. And they leave that out of the documentary. No, do you have a type for sure? She's a huge Roman Polanski supporter. They don't mention of the documentary that her brother, who she is still close with, is a jailed pedophile. Uh, yeah.

Well, me affair has alopecia of the pussy hair. So she likes guys that like some young. She's got a type. Jess, are you a fan of Woody Allen's movies? I mean, some, yeah, and some up don't like it all but I mean sure a couple of the older the older stuff you know I but I never laughed out loud belly laugh like you said and my I would much rather do that when I watch a movie I'm not I'm not I don clever comment, you know, like you have to,

I'm like, what's his name? Ten in bombs at all? Any of those movies? It's come of now. It's like, it's like, it's us. What the hell is this? What the hell is this? What the hell is this? Yeah. It's such shit. Some of them are good.

I don't know. Even like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, even like, even like, Rushmore, it's like, I used to say, I like Rushmore and really, I just like a few Bill Cosby build, Marylines. I really don't like Rushmore it's like I used to say I like Rushmore and really I just like a few Bill Cosby Bill Mary lines I really don't like Rushmore at all it's stupid It's stupid as shit It's anybody and if anybody says they like the one with Bill Mary and what's her name? Scar Jo right was that her first thing?

I hate that movie loss and trans that's that's Sophia Coppola. That's not West Anderson. I love so shitty. I love those wedding crashers. Yes. I love the wedding crashers. Fucking us to stepbrothers. I said, dude, Andy Sandberg's hot rod is like just stupid funny. Yeah. I'd rather laugh at that all the way back to like blazing saddles like those things We're super funny like yeah like a clever hip comedy. It's like it starts off like the trailers got Jack Johnson music and a young couple It's got like a half black woman with face freckles. I hate it. Oh, I hate it so much Those sort of smarmy indie comedies, but I don't think

to. Yeah, I don't think it's pregnant two weeks in the dating. They want to know, but he's going to be a cartoon artist. And she's a unicycle teacher. I think the, I think the Woody Allen movies that I like are more like they're like dramas that happen to also be funny at times. You know, like I don't look at them as like riotous comedies or anything. You know what it is? Can I tell you what Christine just brought that picture up for?

And she brought up what's the call to where we go? Because she knows that's sort of what I was describing. Because that is my model description of a movie that I've only seen a trailer and I already know the movie blows horribly and it's because the vibe of the trailer like Maya Rudolph it's it's it's erased my memory my memory that Maya Rudolph's fucking hilarious and a lot of shit oh my what is hilarious and? Bullshit. She's great. She's not Christine, you're a room away. I'll hit you on camera. We don't put these out. I...

I, that movie bloke. There you go. Oh god, I can't believe I'm pregnant. What do you want to do? Let's try to make it work in the big city. I fucking hate it so much. I hate it so much. I hate it so much

okay sorry hey we're the big city we're young couple why don't we go back to maybe we're my family's originally from it's a different from here and then you have to and then you have to write a horse city girl you can't wait we might lose the baby no but everything's okay at the end it turns out i think it's unfair that you're clumping this in with Woody Allen is what I'm saying. I don't think that's the same thing. Nah, dude. Come from the same nut sack.

I promise you. It comes from the same nut sack. No, no, no, no. Woody Allen is way more like a swingers kind of thing. Like, yeah, yes way. Yeah, where are you, Joe? How dare you, Joe? Swingersingers I would

like a smarmy he's like a horrible looking man he's smarmy and he has a bunch of young girls making out with him in all his movies and it's just love mother that's the other like none of this is like a fierce mother fucker that's not true no I don't think he's good looking. I don't think he has young women making out with them at all. It's about like a 17 year old that he's in. Okay, so you named one out of 42 movies. He made Mario Hemingway. Kiss his stupid fucking racist poster face. Diane Keaton is almost Woody Allen's age. They're almost the same age.

How about talking about? I'm talking about. They dated in real life. They dated in real life. Evans. They dated in real life. You guys can get anywhere with your fucking talents. Well, that's not really our fault, is it? That's more of the woman's fault. Oh, Christine, you get right. What is the fault that happens to me too. They don't care. Yeah. It's absolutely all right.

You see I read that better standards. Christine, did you get raped by Woody Allen? That was a dramatic reaction to what we said. You guys can just get away with whatever you want Woody Allen. No, here's the thing. You marry on goal. His thing was soon, you know, it's like no matter what he's a creep to me. So it's like, did he rape his daughter? That's horrible. But I mean, like he married his wife's daughter.

Like it wasn't his wife. They were never married. They were never married. They're never. But I mean, but hold on, hold on. You know, you know, I'm not married to J. If I married Isabella, that'd be weird, right? I'm not saying that's not weird. But you also know that what bothers me is this, you're not making bad points. The points are making your valid. What bothers me is this. They leave the counter side out of all of it in this documentary. Meafaro introduced Sunni's being mentally retarded to people until she was 16 years old. Meafaro is an immensely abusive person, too. And my point is is at least present this fairly, at least presented fairly and stop painting it like me if I was the saint that went to villages around the

world. And it saved children. Joe? Yes. Yes. It's not that one documentary I watched said. I read this whole article that went in vulture about Suni kind of tells her side of the story. And it goes through all that. And I sent this around to and you know, but the same time you're like, who knows if this girl is getting raped by Woody on when she was 16 and she's just covering because she's been groomed and in love with a man for 20 years and now as a family. So, but there's like 20 if Moses Pharaoh, who said his mother ran a cult and brainwashed the children who they completely throw. I love on me a pharaoh wants to protect the kids that agree with her. And then the kids that don't agree with her just get completely thrown under the bus. I think they're all nuts.

Yeah, I mean, that's probably the better. That's kind of what I'm leaning towards. Like, let's say they're all crazy fine, but let's stop painting me a pharaoh is the saint that's all I'm saying I think they're all fucked up. She gave birth to the devil Christine go back to that picture please. If Woody Allen look like Patrick's Waze these would be classic movies to Christine. Yeah guys. But I think that he's fucking the women he's fucking if he looks like Patrick's Waze. Should his punishment should we just let us should we just let his punishment be that he

Married a hot young Asian girl and now he's married to the guy that day your day Lewis fought at the end of fucking less the Moegas She looks like she's gonna kill me. There's something With a fucking bone Tomahawk probably it's an odd family when nobody's arguing that They have to adopt a daughter's that they just raised together in the city there like 19 and 20 now There's like out of public I want to marry one of them now. I mean yeah Probably

It's so funny. J. Left me in like 10 years to marry Carla's daughter I'm just gonna marry me a fair. Um, no, me a fair. Well, it depends on how she gets me a fair. Oh, we find out how hot she gets before we start throwing this around. Uh, she's a child right now. It's gross. Everybody's killing themselves.

It's gross. It's gross. What what? Uh, what what what Christine is saying? I know it's despicable and disgusting. I said, you're a I know it's despicable and discussing. You're a pig. You're a Joe was right. You're a pig. What do you say? You feel like you can't like help young women without having people like fuck them in the process. Right, Christine. Christine went jabber jaws last couple of weeks and Lou just has a mountain of

good. Throws a couple. Those are best of Lou. He was the number of jaws last couple of weeks in Loo just has a mountain of good throws a couple. Those are best of Loo. He was the best of the summer. I hooked up with that Nazi guy and D. Hammer just blew him once. I sucked way more black dick than Nazi dick. I can tell you that. I couldn't stop trying to put it in my butt. Heavens. I fuck fives and sicks.

They're not great in bed. That was in three days. We only record three days a week. It's three days. I see about lines. You said it means to me so I can open with them tonight. I fucked a lot more black guys than I have Nazis. Yeah, such way more black dick than Nazi dick. I can tell you that. I think proud would be not about that. Yeah, you know, it's crazy to Christine, by the way, says when we brought it up, I was like,

you look at all that shit you fucking said about this stuff. She was like completely like she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, I was just like I'm being real up there I was just riffing I'm just riffing I'm being real up there first of all that was not my response not being real But you said like fuck fuck you say as well. We just we lay it all out there. Whatever. Just being real I mean you said I fucked a lot more black eyes and nazi's Sucked more black. Oh, no, I know about yeah

And so I'm gonna defend myself Yeah, okay Yeah Reacting He didn't finish. Oh good for you Yeah, you blue balled that fucking Nazi that Nazi prick That was Christine's games Christine's game was a work of Nazi up. She's fucking edges him Hey, you want to go edge white supremacist tonight where we get him all fucking work up.

Jam out last second. Joe, your eye or hatred for me, a Pharaoh, I will say she's done a lot of me a Pharaoh. You like when somebody gets involved in charity and then it's too much into the charity. You're like, what's your thing actually? What fucking real human being wants to have 13 children running around? You can't pay my two biggest crimes with her or this. You can't say that a you want to protect your children of all costs, but that all costs, but you're willing to throw some of your children under the bus and exploit your poor daughter who may or may not have been molested period. It's gross.

And then B, you can't say that you're this staunch advocate against pedophilia and hang around fucking Roman Polanski. Just like, come on. Do I have exciting news for you? You look who just jumped on the phone. It's Woody Allen himself. He's wearing a mask. You covered up wearing a mask right now.

I don't want to know this, but my dad is a vagina. What? Oh, Woody. No. It's me, Dan Soto, and the lady. They're showing her everybody. From, I, where are you at? Are you at, Billy?

Yeah. I mean, home, I just came out of character. So. Okay. I'm at the cleaning. Is this, is this what you relieving me in my post? And just as I told Vic who drove me home, I would banish you for talking about children being touched.

That's not the jokes we make on this show. Joe's defending him. Joe thinks his movies were good enough to deserve child pussy. That was a quote from Joe earlier. That's good enough to deserve child pussy. That was a quote from Joe earlier. That's not what you're going to want. The only one that ever was good enough to get child pussy was Charlie Chaplin because he invented a comedic style. What do you have? I've gotten a free child with every Oscar he won. That's one of my favorite things. It's one of my favorite things I've ever seen was Jim Carrey accepting some award.

And my favorite, it was the Charlie Chaplin award. It was the Charlie Chaplin lifetime achievement award. And he was, he was when Trump was still president and Jim Carrey started railing against Trump and saying, how dare these people in power strike out against such luminous people like Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin had to move to Mexico to marry his second wife because it was the second time he married a 16 year old, illegally.

So that's the first thing. And then he starts talking about our capitalistic system and Al Grocin is as a giant sign that's as presented by American airlines is hanging behind him. I mean, these people are so full of shit. It's unreal. It's unreal. Anyway, I met you carry what's nice guy. Anyways, you can vote for, you can vote for the rest of the city council. This is beautiful. You know, my platform is simply this. I tell it

like it is and it is like I tell it. And that's what I'm running on. As its campaign manager, I can promise you a sandwich in every hand and an old pussy in every bed. People, it's me, your Senator Joe DeRose, I had words with Woody Allen and son of a bitch, I believe him. I believe him. Maybe I just want to believe him, I don't know, but I believe him. Jess is here to promote, she's promoting hysterical, new special on FX April 2nd. Jess, is it a stand-up special? No, it's a documentary. It's a documentary, right?

Yeah, I mean, it has some stand-up in it, but it's a documentary about 15 female comics, and it's great, you guys are gonna love it. It's awesome. Is it about how men are so easy to work with in the business? Yes, that's the whole thing. We really hire things about that. Is it how you've been treated nothing but fairly and never objectified in this business? Because it's like I really made you know, I created this and like was the producer and I said I don't

want it to be something where everyone's just bitching and this and like was the producer. And I said, I don't want it to be something where everyone's just bitching and miserable and like we look like victims. And then I wanted everyone to, yeah, I wanted people to see it and then get excited and wanna come see more female comics. I mean, really, it's more about that we're funny. We do great on stage.

And that whole thing about women aren't funny is ridiculous. I mean, of course, there's drama in it and stories and shit that whole thing about women aren't funny is ridiculous. I mean, of course, there's drama and it and stories and shit that people have been through, but it's really good. That's great. That's great, Jess. Congrats. Seeing some of the names, Marina, Carmen, Bonnie, you got fucking killers to get on this. It's fun. He's Lisa. Jess is Lisa. We were saying this before the show is Lisa doing comedy again? No, no, okay Yeah, she could okay, I was gonna say someone says here's a comedian. I'm not gonna put former comedian whoever writes that But no one calls any Murphy a former comedian still he's the okay has it done it in 30 years

She's featured and it she's not you featured and she's not in it a lot, but she's featured in it just her story about wanting to quit. But it's an interesting story that she got so big and then just decided she didn't want to do it anymore. But Kathy Griffin's thing is in there with the whole thing with Trump. And there's interesting stories

and it shows a lot of people stand up. But it's mostly people you guys are friends with. You're gonna, you know, you'll love it. It's great. Now, don't shoot the messenger here, Jess. I've got some bad news. I'm here to promote my documentary. What is it?

It's called his, his sterical. Oh. Capital I H I S. It's sterical. Okay. Yeah. And it's all. It's all white guys that didn't make it in the business. So they're just fucking sour. Just complaining straight white males and man. We got some ideas. Yeah. This whole thing is just us bitching about women front of back. That's the whole show. You guys the last people that any of us would be referencing in this movie and you would know who we would be referring to. Oh, of course. Guys who would be guys who would be in this terrible. I was going to say, is there a double

entendre? Is there a double entendre hysterical that like you guys are all hysterical and then also that's what that's like a dismissive thing to say to a woman to a woman's hysterical. Yeah. That's great. Okay. I yelled at her day. I was like, what am I a hysterical woman? Yeah. And for the record, for the record, everybody, if I may, she was. Well, again, no, I'm not excusing the behavior. But historically, if you needed a weekend off from your wife, you just called the old doctor and said she was hysterical. Oh, yeah, yeah I got I sent her to a doctor an old-time doctor to get her comed. She was masturbated by a doctor and She's been shipped shapes since Sunday. I think Kathy Griffin taught us all a lesson as a comedian Really second-guess yourself when you're taking a picture with a man

guess yourself when you're taking a picture with a man. Think twice. She went through for that. Crazy. Was believe of, I mean, it was, she, it was insane. Like the death threats to me. I think she was the sacrifice of people who want to hate Trump. So they have to, for their own more, they had to go, well, wait, still you went too far. So that's not.

The whole thing about the extreme liberals who got there. We can't show you that we can give a joke just like they'll fucking shit and bust our balls. We can bust their balls back. They have to be like, no, we're better than doing something like that. So you're a piece of shit if you show Trump's head cut off. Could you imagine if the far left

when his heart is the far light, right? And they just had like fetus fights in front of fucking you know like I got you that one was a three months baby but literally that breakdown of the fucking like people is where it ends up getting to like you know the lunatic's it'll storm the capital do you know I mean it's like because everything breaks down you can't just be in the middle it's like you have to you have to storm the Capitol or be a psycho that wants to cancel everything. So we believe in free speech. I mean, everyone said that that like being

silenced or the PC shit and all that is just not going to work. The one person that I saw in the lineup that I'd probably disagree with that is Judy Gold who went after Shane for joking. And so I thought that was weird that Judy, you know, went in with like free speech. You can't sit on the comedians after she tried to fucking, you know, kneecap Shane. Yeah, I mean, I know that Judy like felt,

she felt bad about that and contacted him. And I think they talked. I don't know what happened with that. I really't. Jessica you will answer for her crimes. As the other less than the grip. You are after wrong her rights Jessica. Jess Jess how long how long were you working on this and like how long you know what I? Like how long was it in the works? And it took us like 10 months to film the whole thing. And thank God we were done right when COVID started. We were like wrapping it up. I mean, it was amazing timing.

Thank God. That's great. Because I don't know. And then it just came out, of course, we were gone into South by Southwest. And then we had to do the whole thing online, which kind of sucked sucked and all the presses online of course. But it doesn't matter. It's still being put out. FX is amazing. They they do so much. No shit. They're really I want to make sure that we have hard out on the show now. So I want to make sure that I promoted here properly. It is coming out on

Friday, on Hulu, April 2nd, on FX. Historical, the new documentary, Jessica, I'm so excited to watch it, actually. I see the commercials like on TV, which is always awesome too. When you just see friends pop up in commercials. Absolutely. I can't wait to hear what you think, but I think you really will.

Yeah, we're talking about a photo. Sure. Yeah, forward to it. Dan, go relax now. Joe, Thank you so much for being here of course Taste buds on On the old no-press no-press babe network The no-press the no-press network. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the no-press network channel on YouTube note taste buds every Monday 11 a.m I'm making it's going. I love you Dan. Thank you. Thank you. I love you for being here.m. The Mekis go I love you Dan, thank you so much.

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