The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - I Do Love To Dance

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

Jacob gets caught up on the Casey Anthony saga, Bob learns about Summer Reign, and the guys defend their pal Shane Gillis.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. O'Kersen. We're actually a full radio show on Sirius XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Sirius XM app. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer.

And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kersen and Robert Kelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's white wrap. It's finest, everyone. Happy Black History Month. This guy might be half black. Look at his face, Lou. What are you thinking? Everlast? This guy here, no. Everlast was the first verse. Nah, he's white too. I can't tell anymore. Men are women. Women are men. Blacks are whites. Women don't like big dicks.

Women do not like big dicks. That was sarcastic, Bob. You said that side, you don't understand sarcasm. Christine saying women don't like big dicks was sarcasm. Sarcasm. Women don't like big dicks was sarcasm sarcasm women don't like big dicks She likes to see her belly button pop up when a little kids in there That's the only baby I'll have it's like putting a baby back in oh My god, I remember a tree show me oh Show me a video of him

fisting I remember Matrice show me, oh, she'll be a video of him fisting Really? Yep. It's a big fist. It was a big pussy. I bet he had his rings on okay I mean he's big like fucking infested by Thanos You put in a Thanos glove that's how you're Hulk fists and hit me with that that's how he showed me He bought me my he bought my Breitling. He was like, buddy, check this out. And I was like, what? He goes, look, I know it's a fancy, but you can't keep the box, but here you go, buddy. That's my favorite joke-joke. What?

When the guy goes, the gay guy goes, there's something wrong with my bum. Please, oh, look inside, he looks inside. There's nothing there. Just look a little deeper. There's nothing there. It hurts. It hurts.

It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. goes, there's something wrong with my bum. Please, oh, look inside, he looks inside. There's nothing there. Just look a little deeper. There's nothing there. It hurt, please, just a little deeper. He goes, okay. He goes way deep and he's like, there's nothing there.

And then all of a sudden he goes, just deeper, but it's killing me, please, baby. He's like, all right. And he goes as deep as he could. He goes, oh my God, what, what? There's a watch. Happy birthday to you. Yeah.

I love that one. That's good. That's a goodie. That's a goodie. I don't know when I think of joke jokes, they're all just the racist ones. Oh, you only have racist ones? Well, I don't have them.

They're just the ones I remember. I didn't write any of them. I don't have joke jokes, racist. I have conversations that were racist. That were racist. They were funny. They were funny. What a wild week. This has been a fast week one. It's flown by. Drake's dick. We were all taken by, out of left field by that one. Yeah. You know, we would probably, you know, Bobby, this is gonna be your one year anniversary.

What is that? But in this next month. Wow. Not even a month away. Wow, that's crazy. Wow, that's crazy. A little over a month. It went by fast.

Went by fast. But you know, we've watched, seen quite a few penises in here. Yeah. Sure. And then, but now add eight years on to that. We've seen a lot of dicks. Yeah. That really stuck in my head.

The Drake one. I was, normally I just tune them out like, all right, this is, Jay likes to see a big penis. Sure. He admires it. I'll look at a small penis too for the laugh. Sure. But this one actually got me like hurt me.

I was depressed. That penis could make people stop smoking. Probably could. You could literally hypnotize somebody. Probably could. The way you swing it back and forth. The way it waddled the top part, the way it waddled the back. It had the helmet was heavy.

And then it was lighter and then it was heavy near his fist. That means it was so soft and that long. That's why that wiggle was the whole, whole thing. The bottom half of his penis could catch pneumonia when he's banging a girl. This is just like, it's crazy how much dong he has. Oh, here goes Christine again, super stoked. I love it, by the way, it says he's masturbating at home.

That's not home. No, that's a, that's a, that's a G5. That's what he calls his jet. Oh, it's home away from home. Imagine that you're so rich, your home is No, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's what he calls his jet. Home away from home. Imagine that you're so rich, your home is a you fly around like like a stark. Oh, it'd be great. Wacking off in a bedroom. Oh, I don't even need all the tech. Just give me a bet. If I could whack off in the middle of my trip to as long as like California or

something, that becomes a breeze. What do you mean, like on a plane? Just a stretched leg, pantsless whack. Good wifi? Damn, dude, that would get me through a long, long flight. Well, there is first class like that. Emirates first class? Maybe you can't stretch your legs, pantsless, and beat off.

Dude, you have to take a shower. Oh, if you get the actual, like, little room. They have the room. If you get the room, you can do whatever you want. Yeah, but you have to fly to, like, fucking Kazakhstan or something. The country of Yuck. Yeah. You have to go into Yemen.

Yeah. To have the dong, to even consider doing that. Yeah. I'm putting... I need to film this because it's so spectacular. Yeah. He looks so happy. I think every day I think he gets up and he's happy.

I bet every dick thing he's ever sent to a woman, someone's been like, dude, you're crazy. What if it gets out? He goes, it's fine. Yeah. Let him see. Yeah, only people that's scared of that is like me and you.

I'm terrified of it. I cannot tell you a Drake song. I know, he has my respect. I know he has my respect. I know he has a big penis. I should start listening to him now. That's what should bring you in. I would have to do a photo shoot if I was gonna take a dick pic.

I would have to like a professional to come in and... Oh, me too. And that photo shoot would have to involve me always laying completely on my back. Yeah. With my legs, so a Kimbo. Maybe the pads of my feet touching is how I spread out my legs, gonna be diamond legs.

I'd have to have color correction. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. Look at this, Emirates, you could lay down, but I still wouldn't feel comfortable.

I'd still be pulling it out of the top of the pants, for sure. I would get fully naked on that. Now. I would get fully naked. What if another airplane pulls up next to you and they see you through the window? Oh, that'd be so hot. Watch me.

Like a Russian jet fighter, and I just, I give him the old peace sign. This is fucking slugging my wing. Really didn't get a lot of Lewis's review of it, or his impressions. He wasn't impressed at all. It was just a penis. Yeah, it was just a penis.

That's just an average. You're impressed. I mean, I... Yeah, I mean, it's about average, but it's definitely impressive. Did you say average? I think it's the girth. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You said average? Average for a guy who has the best of both worlds. Right, Jewish and black And dick what where is that average? Joking Africa the Bronx. Yeah, I didn't get the joke. I thought he was most of Queens Tariana it's probably average Remember the video a long time ago, that one of the early firework videos, the guy who like darned his wiener out and like rolls it up in the stick

and like stretches it like taffy? It's crazy. I remember they had the show here where they did, where they would, there was three guys and they would do dick tricks and they would make their balls into a hamburger with their penis. Oh, puppetry of the penis.

Yeah, that was great. Yeah, was it? I made a slider once. I could do a chicken McNugget. Just small things you can make with it. Yeah I can make a I can make a two scale tiny little sailboat. I can make a baby turtle. Yeah a rubber ducky. I can make but I need my balls for that. I can make a french fry. I can make a French fry. I can get you a low calorie serving of sausage I can make. I can make a turkey sausage. I can make a turkey sausage.

I can make a middle finger. Oh, do you like gherkins? Here's the gherkin. I call this the gherkin. Let me get it a little hard. Oh, look, it's the gherkin. We me get it a little hard. Oh look it's the gherkin We have so much stuff what today to talk about I'm gonna go through some we talk about the TMZ thing today What's that? That's a guy. I mean geez. No, it's not. It's not what I meant. I was African guy

African guy rolling with a stick rolling his wiener up with a stick. Yeah, you remember that low? It's wild He just keeps twisting it because his dick is just so long and soft, it doesn't matter. Yeah. He can do it every once to it. I could do one roll. What do you mean? Can you do it with a watch? Oh, no, around my wrist.

If I had a finger watch, I could do an index finger watch. Maybe those little watches on the finger, remember those? A finger ring watch? That's school store shit. I could, it's funny enough, like, I could possibly, I mean, really stretch out my soft wiener to maybe go around, but I wouldn't be able to hook it on the other side.

Like, you know, like hook it and like, you know, put it against your body. You could make a watch. I feel like it could go across the top, but it wouldn't wrap around, I against your body. You could make a watch. I feel like you could go across the top. Mm-mm. But it wouldn't wrap around, I don't think. No. You could make one of those half bracelets.

Like Wonder Woman. Yeah. A click on. You could make a cuff. Just a nice cuff. You're probably right. What was it, TMC? Should What was it TMC? TMC today.

I mean, they posted this thing. I sent it to you guys where it was, um, it's so, it's so stupid what they did. They posted this thing about, sh about Shane and it says this. Listen to the, uh, listen to the re listen to the resurface clip here it's resurfaced because you resurfaced it because it resurfaced because never gone away really has it even it's like it wasn't a hidden thing yeah but they research it's like it's not resurfaced. You did it. Yeah, everyone looked into the story and went to go find the thing.

Yeah, you went in and it's not just one clip. They went and found every single little thing. He goes, well, guess what? I hope my front door to get the paper today. And guess what? I fit on my step. A resurfaced clip of this podcast. Well, look what's resurfaced.

Oh, you know what? It's low tide. I went down and look at the shore. Guess what was there on the beach? Look what's resurfaced. Oh, you know what? It's low tide. I went down and look at the shore Guess what was there on the beach? Look what's resurfaced everybody. I had a Shane Gillis tapes I was using my metal detector in the woods last week and I found this The resurfaced I was doing a overnight shift at the firehouse and then we go down and right there in a little basket a crying videotape Dude, I was looking for the Al Capone's treasure

Haraldo didn't find and this is what I found this I found this stupid resurface resurface videotape That's so resurface it resurfaces. What happened? Here's the problem though These assholes use the dick, and they always do this. They did this with Patrice back in the day too. I don't remember what he got in trouble because him, Gerardo, and CK, and I believe DePolo, did a battered woman's benefit. And Patrice did his jokes about, you know.

Any women? About, well, he did the pirate joke where you kick a woman in the shin, come in her eye and she drops around. I call that a joke. Huh? I just don't call that a joke. Well, it's the white guy college thing that he did.

When he was in his hack stage. I don't know what that was. It was in the middle of Patrice's greatness. He just went on this tangent of closing all of his shows with the dirty sand chairs and the whatever. He wasn't making them up. He didn't say he was making them up. He didn't say he was making them up. He didn't like claim any of them.

He was just regurging the things that he's heard. Yeah, but what's worse, him doing that, or Amy redoing it after we said it sucked. No, they both, in fact, when Amy, when they were calling Amy for doing that, like saying she stole Patrice's thing, which is not the case, she didn't steal Patrice's thing. I was like, can we stop just talking about it all together

because both of them were too good to be doing it. Like it was just a dumb street joke. Street jokes is the wrong way to call it. It's just like, they're just things that everyone knows the thing. It's like, if I spent five minutes on stage explaining to you that dirty Sanchez is stupid. It's college drunk guy games.

Yeah, it's like this. But he said, the whole premise that he was saying is these are stupid white guy things that. But he closed on it. Yeah, closed on it. By the way, he eventually bailed on it and just did a bunch of kill. And he did two fucking killer specials there.

But I can't talk. It was just a weird moment in the middle of Patrice being, you know, though, Patrice went through an interesting time here, and I've told the story before, so I won't bore anyone with it again, but when Patrice, someone told me that he said I was stealing his jokes, he didn't say that, he called me one day to tell me, he was just like,

no, I just said that me and you were on these shows together a bunch now, and I'm closing them, and like, you've done all the fat jokes already. And he was like, but I need to stop doing fat jokes like that, too. So maybe it was this weird spot where he was like, trying to find what the thing he was gonna do. Do you know what I mean?

Because he did find it. Yeah, but we all get, I mean, I closed. I mean, he's so good. I closed with Marshmallows, I believe, at one point. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all closed. Buddy, I used to close taking my clothes off. So I'm no judgment. I'm sorry. What I used to close with taking my clothes off into what? leopard zebra print

thong underwear that belong my stepfather and But and that's it and a tank top you had a bar your dad's sexy underwear my stepfather's Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Was there a video there? Just like I fuck. There is video of that.

It's called BET's Comic View, but it doesn't exist anywhere. God damn it. Why we can't find these BET Confuses beyond me? But they, my point was is that they, when they did the article on him to trash him, they just go out and find the worst. They found a photo of him, like he just raped a woman in the park. Oh yeah, yeah.

He was like sweating and like screaming. And that's the fun, and the Shane photo, they put the racist thing, but he's smiling like, yeah, motherfucker. Well they got him on the one, when it first happened there was a great video. I don't know if it was, it was like him, like I don't know if it was one of the sketches or something.

It was him like a gun maybe or something. Like, and it was like, look at this Patriot giant. It was so crazy. It's just like. It's like docile, sweet guy. And nobody, look at me, nobody cares. It's all, it's done. Nobody gives a shit.

I love that. I love that it doesn't seem to be taking any care of it. Read all the comments. Everybody's stepping up. Not even the comments, but even the articles themselves are, even when they're trying to like shit on it, they're sort of saying the right thing. I hate that they keep going like, this is their way of like appealing to the right now. It's like, I don't know if it's appealing to the right as much as telling like the woke

mob like, hey, just fuck off. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't think it's appealing, worried about appealing to the right. I don't think Shane's the appeal to the right. They just assigned him that, cause he does a Trump thing. He's just like, cause he's every man from Mechanicsburg. I mean, Mechanicsburg, the name alone sounds like.

If you see a special, he's talking about like, you know, he talked about Biden, like, he's not trashing Biden. He's just saying what a fucking, he said he's like a rumba, which is hilarious. And then he makes fun of Trump. He makes fun of everybody. The most, one of the most well read people I know.

Yeah. Yeah. That SNL is going to be such a triumphant thing. I mean, he looks like he's seconds away from Down syndrome, but he's highly talented. I think he was seconds away from Down syndrome. Yeah. So, the dad pulled out like seconds before. If he just got like two or three

less seconds of air coming out. Yeah. Maybe. Then you couldn't make fun of him. The left would have to take a man. All these racist things would just be cute. Yeah he goes, oh look at him trying to be funny. Poor little guy, little Shaney.

Shaney. It's Shaney. It's a little Shaney, a little downsy Shaney. I'm so glad. No, that episode's gonna be a fucking, it's gonna be so good. It's gonna be great. And SNL is probably so excited that they put that out there

because now all those people are gonna watch and you want people not to like you. You want people to be like, fuck you because that's probably 25. If you want shit, they'd be like, ha ha. If you do good You want people to be like, fuck you, because that's probably 25. If you want shit, they'd be like, ha ha, if you do good, they're gonna be like, fuck you. If it, that's 25% more people that are gonna watch that show that night

just to see him bomb. Oh yeah. And you know, so you're getting way more viewers and he's gonna kill. There's no way they're gonna, there's no way he's not gonna kill. He's gonna. You're not setting him up to fail.

No. For sure. Yeah, all the people that they killed it for me show too that just didn't find it as funny anymore probably are gonna come back in droves too for this one. Oh yeah this will be high high rate this will be like a crazy ratings episode. Well that's why Stern Stern was so great because the people that hated him listen to. I think more than 25% more people are gonna watch this.

I think this week's gonna be like a, or not this week, I guess, when a. I just threw that number out there. I was just making. I'm saying like, I think it's actually gonna be like, it's gonna, like, it might be like, I don't know about a record breaking, they've had some like huge guests over the years,

but the story attached to this, it's like UFC, you know how they get you for the sixth fight down the card? They play that little hype video in the beginning and you're like, I want that guy to win for some reason. You know what I mean? All this hype billed forward is making people go, wait, they fired a guy for, because some people just forget that story.

We forget, we live in a bubble. Not everyone knows about standup comedy and the workings and the goings on. Like they really don't. So it's like, I don't think the world's like so, but they, they keep making it a homepage internet story like this. Yeah. People who don't normally watch are going to be like, I might as well even DVR at like, see what this is all about. Did you listen to the clips that they're? I knew them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's a couple of them, but he's being funny. He's not, I feel like he's having a serious conversation

with Starbucks. No, he's hilarious in all of them. He's just busting balls in the whole thing. And it's very funny, but he does say a couple of bleeped out words, which is, you know, the funny word. I don't, oh, that's funny. I don't see the article. I don't see the article.

I don't see the article. You don't even know what he said. They resurfaced it, but they're bleeping. All's here is, all's here is got. You got. Did you guys hear one of the glaciers started melting out in the North Pole, and when the ice melted, they found a resurfaced of Shane's clip. They found that.

They found a woly mammoth bone. That is also resurfaced. Has anybody watched it? I think I've seen some clips. You know, I make reference to, in my set actually, to Casey Anthony coming out and saying, like, you know, her dad did it basically and she didn't. There's a whole docu-series. Did you watch anybody watch it?

I watched it. Well, it was a- We need you to watch this crazy shit. Sure. And then you tell us to watch it and then we go watch it. Sure. She, Casey Anthony did like a docu series on Peacock saying like, you know, finally I'll tell you what,

like I don't know exactly what happened. My dad brought her over to me like dead and was like, I'll take care of it or something. I may be getting that even kind of wrong, but she says her father did. I honestly forgot the background. Casey Anthony was always, she had a baby,

Kaylee Anthony, little girl. And then when she died, she got reported missing by the grandmother, Casey Anthony's mother, like a month after she was missing. And I was like, I don't know where she is. Over the course of that month, why everybody hates Casey Anthony, is there's just nonstop pictures.

Bring up the pictures, Christine, that happened while her child was quote unquote missing, but actually dead. Yeah, she was partying. It's, I mean, partying in like real like, you know, everyone cheering sluts and running a circle while she makes out with another girl. It was like, it's partying like you can't like a man. Yeah.

Yeah. She was, there's a cake in the background that says happy dead baby in the background. They were celebrating the baby. Her kid is dead and he already dead in these four. Missing, missing. She gets a pussy tattoo. I swear to God, one of them's are getting a pussy tattoo.

And those are crazy. So. That's exciting. And she has nowhere to live. That one's the best with all the, she's a circle of black dudes around her. She's like woo. So.

She had another kid too, right? She's a mom again? No. I think so. I mean, that is probably one of the cutest kids I've ever seen in my life. She was really cute. I mean, it is adorable. She's adorable.

Look at her. Look, I can't even imagine. And they found the kid a month later? I've never noticed this before, but Kaylee Anthony looks disturbingly like Casey Boy from Preston Steve. I'm gonna fill it off, he's number one morning show for many years. Take the little baby, I can't even look at the little girl, take her off. That's his, they're giving a peace sign while she's puking.

She's puking in the toilet. And these are legit. But there's a baby's foot coming out of the toilet. She won't go down. So they found the baby a month after they found the baby. They ever find the family they ever found their they found the body in a gully a couple blocks away from her house in Florida. Like, you know, those little little ravines off the side of the road. Yeah. They found the they found the body. She went to a hot body contest. Near her house.

She took place in a hot body contest while this was going on. She got a hot body, though. Okay, yeah, her woods were found near her grandparents and mothers Orlando home. So she... Total trash. Yeah, yeah, total trash. But she, ten years later, made a docu-series. And if you want to give Jacob a little taste like the trailer for that, she just basically goes.

That looks like me. It does look like you, sort of. Oh, shit. Yeah. But Casey Anthony. She was acquitted. She was acquitted. She was acquitted?

Oh, she got off. So she never went to state in jail. No. I mean, I think at first, during her trial, I think she was arrested. She was arresteditted. Oh, she got off. So she never went to stay in jail. No. I mean, I think at first, during her trial, I think she was arrested. She was arrested in jail, but she got off. So who'd they say killed the kid? They couldn't find any evidence of anybody doing it.

They found the baby dead, and they found in her trunk, the smell. Yeah, it smelled like dead body. Of dead body, and they... But they couldn't pin it on her? Could pin it on her. So then she just... You know how she paid her lawyer?

PJs? Yep. Yeah, I like that. Is that true? Or is that like... You ever watched the most recent documentary? I'm not the one... With the parents.

No, the one before that. That's fun. Where she's just like crying into the camera the whole... Yeah, yeah, yeah, she says she blew her... Oh no, I'm sorry, it wasn't in that, but yeah, it camera the whole fucking day? Yeah, yeah, she says she blew her. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It wasn't in that, but it, yeah, it's a fact. Really? Yeah.

Play this, so Jacob can get a taste of it now. How many blowjobs does that take to hide a... To get you off that? Yeah. I don't know, she got caught porking him in the office. Nice. Oh, well, investigator claims. She was nude running around in the office, so.

I don't mind that. She killed it. She killed the baby. in the office, so. I don't mind that. She killed it. She killed the baby. Let me tell you something. If you're going to convince me to defend the baby murder, you're going to have to walk around naked a little bit. Look, I didn't pass the bar, but.

I went on with the immersion. My daughter's been missing for the last 31 days. Okay, so she did call. I'm sure you've been the most closely watched case, certainly since OJ Simpson. As to the charge of first degree murder, not guilty. Casey's never told her story. Did she murder her daughter?

Casey interview? She's here to tell you yes. She's not gonna admit it now. She goes, now that the trial's over, I really did. Like in a really shitty way. I mean she's hot still. Nah. You don't think it? I like it. I don't like those pill shaped heads. I like those big green eyes. What was her reasoning for waiting 31 days to realize her daughter was... Well, pussy tattoos got a heel. Yep. Hot body contest finalist won won't announce yet There's a lot going on Jacob in Saint

She was still hung over from that puke in the toilet thing like a million reasons dude She had to go shop for the trial that she was about to go through. Yeah, I gotta get close You know what this is spoken like a guy who doesn't have any children. So why don't you stay in your lane, Jacob? You've never killed a baby. You don't know what you're talking about? So once you shut up. You are parents, I get it. During the 31 days, I genuinely believe that Kaylee was still alive. My father kept telling me that Kaylee was still okay.

Yeah, so this is a new thing. There was no threats, I just knew that I had to do what he wanted me to do. The same reason I knew, yeah, so all of a sudden, 10 years later, she comes out. Her parents who were supportive of her through the thing She's just tanking her dad now and saying like he also molested me and And he's the one who killed Kaylee for sure

And I was like if I didn't go along with it like he would have killed me too and made a big deal about it The parents was what I want to watch if this guy even watches you if I want to watch the trailer He always you have to know right, is the parents still together? Yeah, I think, I don't know. I think so. If the parents aren't together, then he killed the baby and molested her. If they're still together, then she's lying.

While do you want better, we'll show you what they do after this, but let Jacob see the rest of this here real quick. Question's gonna be, why did I wait 31 days to call 911? Why did I get a pussy tattoo? These are all the questions. Yeah, there's a lot of parties to go to. She's hot.

You saw her on the beach. Yeah, you saw her on the beach just sitting there like that? No, dude. It looks like when she opens up her mouth, the small mouth from the alien's gonna come out of it. It looks like it's constantly holding back Xenomorph baby teeth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha make you think she did murder this child. It's not the Casey that I knew. She loved that child. I don't know.

At life. This is too much. Oh, God. And no one asked why. We did. We did ask why. You didn't tell us your fucking life. Maybe it's why.

Nobody in court asked why? She goes, one, I had a pretty wicked ingrown hair from a bikini wax gone wrong. This is why she waited. You want to see this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why nobody in one I had a pretty wicked ingrown hair from a bikini wax gone wrong Yeah, yeah, this is her if I did it yep. Yes Yes, it is the OJ book. Yeah, and apparently the parents are still together Okay, but I'm gonna watch I want to watch the trailer because they just did their own documentary But God, this is the 31 days thing.

Why did I wait 31 days to call 911? 911 was your emergency. My daughter's been missing for the last 31 days. Once known as the most hated woman in... Sorry, I fucked that. But, so, the parents now, and it's on Hulu, I believe, or A&E just did a series, or... I think it's a docu-series, or at least one, no it's one episode, but it's them,

it's the parents taking lie detector tests, being like, this is batshit what she just said about us. She's, she's, she did it. Well, Bobby, let's wait and see what this documentary says before we get crazy. She, she done it. Well, Bobby, hold on now. Yeah.

Just because a girl gets her pussy pierced and gets involved in a black gang bang and passes out at a bar while her daughter's missing. In the trunk. In the trunk. And then there's a dead baby smell in the trunk? Yeah, she, she put. Well, dead just body in general.

They're saying that she went to the party, couldn't get a babysitter, put the baby in the trunk like a tent, you know, you should be safe there. But it's Florida, the baby fucking died and she didn't know what to do. So she just threw it in the road and pretended like she didn't know what happened to it. And then her father probably helped her cover up

the crime a little bit. That's very possible. Yeah, probably, I mean, of course her father would, look, you fucked up, what are we gonna do? Let me save this. Her father probably helped her cover up the crime a little bit. That's very possible. Yeah, probably. I mean, of course, her father would, look, you fucked up, what are we gonna do? Let me save this. She goes, Dad, all I can pay you in is blowjobs.

And then she switched it up and said, he molested me when that's not the case. Yeah, he simply was getting payment for helping her move a body. She lied and you can't trust a girl who blows a lawyer to defend her. She couldn't not party that night? She had to keep her kid in a trunk.

How about this, Jacob? Jay, you couldn't not blow your lawyer? Jacob, you've never just had to dance. That's true. That's true. You've never. I've seen you work the floor. Don't tell me this. I do love to dance.

This is the parents. That's not the parent. Who's that? That's coming. There he is. He's a retired cop too, by the way. The father. Oh yeah?

He's a retired cop. He looks like John Walsh. He knows how to bury the baby. Here's the problem. He could be telling the truth, but he also looks like a murderer slash a molester. Go ahead. So that one? Sure. For 15 years, Katherine and these parents have been accused of involvement in the death of Kaylee. For the first time ever they've agreed to take a polygraph test. The test is about to begin. Please remain still. Oh, yeah. This is really hard, especially when you're not here.

Now go to the other one, Christine, and have the actual test be administered. Has she ever taken a polygraph? You just had it. Huh? Who is who? Casey. Shhh. I wonder, look that up.

Oh, I think so. There's Casey and the other two taking on the lie detector test. She seems crazy enough to be able to pass it, though. She probably could. She's got crazy eyes. She's dead. She done did it. She's accident.

She's happening to report the baby missing. Spring break! She accident. I don't think she went out to kill her baby, but she just forgot. You know, she probably got fucked up. She fucked up. I don't think it was an aggressive, like, violent. I think she's know, she probably got fucked up. She fucked up. I don't think it was aggressive, like, violent. I think she's, like, did dumb dipshit.

They said, like, I think in the, there's been things of people who hung out with her at the time that were, like, she really would say a lot, like, I think she also, like, wouldn't she, like, drug her to, like, keep her, like, hang out? Yeah, she gave her drugs.

Like, to hang out, like, just to be cool while she would go party with friends. Yeah, bed of drugs. Like, I'm bringing my friend, but I'm going to like give her, yeah, she called her like her sleepy juice or something like that. I haven't watched in a while. That's fucking serial killer shit. Sleepy juice.

Sleep. I'm completely paraphrasing. I don't know. I'm pretty sure that you're right on that. She would she would drug the kid not like, you know, with like Benadryl. Benadryl just make her sleepy so the kid would just be like not in the way while she like drank and raged with her friends. She went and did a wet T-shirt concert down at fucking Margaritaville. Yeah.

She won. She garbage if the kid was alive. She was absolute trash across the board, no matter what, yeah. Casey Anthony is a piece of shit. She's a piece of shit. No matter what's going on. I hate hearing this, man.

Well, don't worry. Why do you love going on. I hate hearing this, man. Well, don't worry. You love Florida so much. Yeah, dude, this is Florida life. Have I ever defended Polk County? The movie, Bully, this, everything bad happens in Florida. Jacob, if you marry a girl, you're gonna have to kill your first baby. You know that, right?

You know the choice. In Florida, that's the thing. Yeah. If I move there, yes. I do know that. right? Yeah, the choice. In Florida, that's the thing. Yeah. If I move there, yes. You're gonna have to. I do know that. Okay, just checking. What are you thinking, stay on Saturday night?

You get one kid, one iguana. It's not a city person, Bobby. I also hear this lie detector test. She's here from the top. God, the mom really fell off, huh? You can do it in there, it's fine. God, what? George, people have a hard time with this.

Why did you testify before the grand jury? Because I believe my daughters have been put in jail. I was hoping so, yeah, absolutely. You were hoping so. That's right. One of the prosecutors. Well, now he's saying that's like, fuck her. He did something.

He did something. Look at the mom though. The mom is fucking looking at him like you mother fucker. It's because she did something. Yeah, she's looking at him like, You did something. Look at what you did. I cut my hair like goose gase junior.

Did something. She looks like fuck. That is an unpleasant looking woman. She looks like Brandon Sagalow. Brandon Sagalow should play her if they remake this. Gorty says, based on what we have right now. It's a thin-lipped family. It's a base in the dirt.

Death. Or she could be in jail for the rest of her life. You said killer. That hit me like a ton of bricks. And that was that before you testified or after you testified? That was before. The police can lie to you legally. They can lie to you. Oh, absolutely.

You know that. But George, by going in and testifying, you gave the prosecution the charge they filed against your daughter. No. Do you understand why your wife is upset to hear this? 42 years. Yeah, 42 years for her.

Why is she crying? She didn't know that he sent her. Is that what she was? Is he sent her? Like he had the charges brought up on her? I don't know. He's going to say it right now. Here's, I was a real...

Oh my God, George. Stop. Let me tell you why I'm crying because you're not going to get it. I never knew until today that Jeff Ashton came to you before you testified to the grand jury and told you that they had enough evidence to charge her with murder and all of that. I knew all along that they were playing games, but I didn't know Jeff Ashton talked to him prior to. I thought the first time Jeff talked to him about this kind

of thing was in the grand jury. So they groomed him. It just confirmed my theory all along. They groomed the father. That John Allen, the Sheriff's Department, brainwashed you. And then the fact that the prosecutor comes and talks to you and tells you we have everything. So you might as well just say she did it?

She did it. She's cause she did something. Yeah. She did something. She did something. The father is a fidgety weirdo. I mean, he could have. He just got caught in the fucking.

His wife just bagged him in a lie. I mean, I didn't know you talked to Jeff Ashe. Didn't you? Piece of shit. Yeah. What other stuff are you not telling me? Have you done gay things? That'd be a funny thing.

On the lie detector, they just wasted on some one of those. Do you know anything about Kaley's passing? No. He goes, have you done anything gay? Yeah, no. Just see the thing. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, he goes, OK.

Off the charts. But uh. Have you ever done a glory hole? Mm-mm. Glory hole, that's the one in the bathrooms? Yes and no. The one in the bathrooms, right? It's a hole in a wall anywhere. It's a hole of the bathrooms. Yes and no. The one of the bathrooms, right? No, it's a hole in a wall anywhere.

It's a hole anywhere? No? Mmm-hmm. I think it's geeky. Should we take a peep at... Didn't we get like a song, a couple song submissions for the new theme song for the bonfire? Yeah. We are going to keep...

This is a real thing that we will keep going and would like to have going we are We shut down you gotta do this Monday. Actually Jay. Why I have to get something cleared first music wise You just gotta wait. I'm sorry for all of them Yeah, a couple didn't we no no I have we have the songs I have to keep you need them Something legally with the people who made the songs. Got you. Um, well, we did have a couple more Wieners to look at before we close out the official bonfire. We have more Wieners.

I think there was more Wieners, or we had a Wieners. I think we looked at them all. We looked at every Wiener. We have all the Wieners. When the submissions came, Jacob essentially bullied us and broke our hearts with comments from Lynn and things that we can't, no one was ever taking anything away from Lynn,

but Lynn is the spokesmodel of the bonfire. Let me add, she also invented the position, came to you and said, you don't have a model, I would like to be the spokesmodel. I don't know if that's what happened. I believe that is. I would like to be the spokesmodel. I don't know if that's what happened. I believe that is. I think we were saying she has a spokesmodel. Well, we've come to a decision that Lin is the bonfire,

number uno runo. She's the president, the VP, the official bonfire, spokesperson, but we're gonna have a vice president and we're gonna have a guy. A guy, we're gonna have a dick. We need a dick. Christine's here're gonna have a guy. A guy. We're gonna have a dick. We need a dick. Christine's here.

We need one show penis for Christine. One show penis. She's got 20 of them, just pick one. We got, well, Jacob is not that easy always, you know? You don't understand this. Yeah. Lynn buys her own bonfire merch to- Lynn is the girl, Jacob.

Yeah, she's the girl, relax. And then we have the girl from Ohio, is vice president of spokes modeling, and then one penis. So if anything, if Lynn- Lynn lives out where something terrible could happen to her, a woodchipping accident, or all kinds of shit. If Lynn-

Don't you just elect somebody afterward? What is this waiting in the wings business? I don't know. There's a vice president? There's a vice president, yeah. So if Lynn kills her baby and goes to jail for life, which could happen. There's a vice, Miss America. Yeah, there's a vice, Miss America.

What if Lynn K.A. is and he's one of her kids? Wait a minute, wait a minute. We're not talking about Miss America, dude. That's a different competition. That's a different model. Yeah, we have a spokes model and if something happens to Lynn, God forbid. Someone's got to... God forbid.

God forbid. God forbid, Jacob. God forbid. Fuck an art mark attack or whatever crazy Texas shit could happen out there. Yeah Gang of banditos the swamp thing comes out You got to think about stuff like this The oh wow Wow, man. Wow. You got it bad. Wow. It's not my show. No, you're part- oh wow.

That's what you're doing. You're the host. Oh my god. I'm just one person. That's fucking nuts, Jacob. Jacob, you won the whole- you won the argument. You're right, there should be one Spokes model. But you need to bring in two more people.

Yes, Christine needs a penis. We're gonna have a- And I promised a girl in Ohio that she could be in the running. See, that's just... So a girl sent you some naked pics and you broke. Yeah, Jacob, Jacob, yes. Yeah, Bobby, wait one second. Yeah, Jacob. But you're always gonna get that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then that's... Jacob, this is what you do. Hey, anyone send in some naked pics for Jay? Absolutely. That is your only... You sent me anything. Bobby, you're over. I never. That is your only, Bobby, you're over Bobby. I never send me any. I'm over here.

Jacob, Jacob, your lock to Lynn is the initial naked pictures that she sent you. She sent that to the bonfire. With that other girl in Ohio only sent to the bonfire. The same thing. After she pulled you aside at the gate and said, I want the title. So you've never been driven into making a decision

based off something with a chick. Like a chick getting you fucking weak in the knees and making you bring something to the show or suggest something or something because of a. Like what? A pretty woman. Well, hold on. I don't, if you remember something that I don't,

I don't want you to, because I don't remember. Jacob, you might wanna slow your roll on this one. Yeah. I wanna say no. I would just say, guys. But, good call. Good call. Lynn is the spokesmodel.

Lynn is the official, what do you, don't do your fucking hands. Can we take a poll? Yeah, sure. Because we all know, we got you two. Can you take a poll? Yeah, sure. We all know. Sure. I don't know. Can you take a poll?

Yeah. I can't. I can pretty much guess. What are we gonna do? Christine's gonna go for it. What? What? But I wanna see what Lou and Louis have to say.

What poll, what are you taking the poll of? Hang on one second. What do you mean? What do you mean, you know what Christine is gonna go for? Because it's Jay's lover? She's gonna back her man. Because she's his lover, okay. Do you believe that to be true? Yes. Christine cannot wait to

turn on me like Bennett de Garnel. Okay, we'll see. That's then we should definitely take a poll. Here it is. What was that? I'm saying so then then. A poll of what would he want the poll to be? Who's in favor of this? Even if it's unofficial. I'm in favor of it. I'm in favor of it. I'm in favor of it. I'm in favor of one person for the title. Yeah, we get that. Why? She never met her.

Did you send her a picture of you in a dick or something? Of course I have. All right, that's right. I've spent a lovely evening with her and her husband. I understand, and you got some new pictures, nude pictures, and now you gotta make a, now you have to create a title. No, I didn't get new nude pictures.

The show received new nude pictures, and the girl said she was gonna send them in, because she would like to throw her hat in the ring for a spoke, in any other kind of way. We devised an idea to have a spokesmodel contest, so everybody can have their own spokes model. You talked to us and said to us, yeah. What?

We devised an idea? Yeah. Okay. What do you? I wasn't into it. I mean, too. Me and Bobby. Okay, fair enough.

Yeah, we, I don't know if you know this, it's our show. But we, we did, can I say something? We brought it to everybody. We brought it to everybody though. We brought it to everybody. We brought it to everybody, though. We brought it to everybody and everybody was like, OK, cool. Really? Yeah. Yes.

I wasn't. No, Jacob, you just didn't understand the concept of the whole thing at all. It was your thing. It wasn't that you didn't like it or not. You would just be kind of puzzled by the whole idea. And we said, well, it'll be funny and fun and blah, blah, and then you yucked our yum.

Yeah, you poo-pooed it. You yucked our yum real hard. But then you came and then Lynn sent a letter and you presented it to us and it warmed all of our hearts. Well, I also filled my points were correct. But we also, I don't understand. This is a weird, I feel like we've made a concession here and met in the middle and you're saying you hate this.

Jacob, we made a concession for the fans. We love Lynn, she's the purse, we get it. You made a point, we agreed, we're like, you're right. But the fans, we put something out there to the fans and they responded. We cannot not reward them. A lot of dicks were sent in. A lot of takes to set a cock. We can't we can't reject the we can't just say, Hey, do something and then blow it off. We have to come up with

a solution to it. And the solution is to form a, a, a, a, a, a, a, almost a governmental thing where hey, Lynn's the one, but if something ever happens, she can't show up or something. We have a backup, a vice president that will be there. And then we have an attorney general. We have an attorney general dick. I looked at it different. I was thinking of it at a, more of Miss America and you're coming at it more of a government government we need people we need fans to back the show and we need we have we have a penis in case what if we need a penis someday is Lingona

provide that is Lingona model cock rings for us when that becomes part of our merch yeah what if we what do you see Jacob look at him Jacob Jacob look at me As as this show we need a beautiful woman to represent us We need a backup just in case that woman has something to do has to go hunt squirrels and make a suit It's a tragedy and what what if we need a penis someday? What are we not gonna have a penis this show needs everything Jacob we need it all we need and we put those fans out there and they responded and we have to respond back oh Bobby Bobby should get a finger blasted I'm sorry I'm sorry everything Lin is the

only one fuck I'm in I'm sorry I'm gonna throw up this is so Lin is the only one oh my god okay listen you know what Jacob you make a valid point water it down with your Oh my god, I say we let your team. I said we choose our husband's cock to represent us I'm saying no enjoy model Christine. You do have a backup cock. Yeah, you know what you're right when you make a point When you're right you're right Jacob. It's all in the family Bobby. Screw that Ohio broad. Take it back. Don't you guys dare. I'm going full in on this one. So it's only Jay now. Oh my god you got me. I'm on Jacob's side. I think Lynn doesn't know. No one's got drink dick. God dang it. That no one's got a thickie huh. Right Right now, what is this, Lynn's only fans?

Yeah. God damn. This is her Instagram. This is not her Instagram. Dude, this is her fucking... The best couple of them. This is her Myspace. This is her stories. I love these two.

Yeah. Who doesn't when you see something like that? Yeah, that's pretty wild. Pretty wild. Oh, speaking of... Oh, speaking of... Oh, speaking of... So what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do before we move on to something?

What are we doing? We call that we figured out the solution. I know, I believe we just won Bobby. Yeah, but he just... He shouldn't have brought that up. Jay's on his own. He shouldn't have brought that up. That was nuts.

Well, she's making a strong case for one person. So I admire... I thank Christine for at least showing all the different sides. Yeah. Lynn would hate all of our dicks. Know that. Know that. I'm fine.

I don't think she'd hate all of our dicks. Not Black Lose. Black Lose she'd like. Absolutely not. Oh, you don't have a good one? Too big. It's just too dark for her. She's from Texas. Oh yeah. yeah oh my god she might be racist that just made her so much hotter yeah she's burning crosses in the jungle suck on

our peckers right oh my god she fucking hates black dick oh that'd be great I mean conversations will get weird sometimes, but sexually it's nice to know She goes I don't want to go there there's too many Lynn, please hon Could you know I get it I get it you don't like them. It's okay You don't keep selling it so hard making me uncomfortable You never show a husband's face because he has a Hitler mustache Christine you keep going back to this like it's Drake saying you know whack one out of this because he has a Hitler mustache. Ha bet he's got a bulbous head You can put one of his scally caps on his dick. It would look good. I bet the head is so shiny

Why just really pink and shiny? I don't like this. So what had question why cuz I'm nailing it Why do you hate it? Because I'm killing it right now. So what are we doing? Are we having a vice president? Are we not? Yes. All right, who's voting on the vice president?

Raise your hand, vice president, raise your hand. Four, that's five. Flu. To one, what do you mean, flu? Flu is to betray her. Betrayed who? Easy. Who's he betrayed? Go ahead, uh, flu? Flu is to betray her. Betrayed who? Easy. Who's he betrayed? Go ahead. Okay, so then it's official.

It's official. Okay. Yeah. But how do you make stricter out longer and take more submissions? No, no, no. You seemed A-okay with this, Jacob. This was a blind side that you have been... I didn't realize you hated this idea so much. I thought you were okay with that. What do I know?

It wasn't my... I didn't think it was... You didn't like the idea so much. I thought you were okay with that, what do I know? It wasn't my, I didn't think it was. You didn't like the idea to begin with? No. Oh no. Wow. No, Jacob hates naked women. No, I didn't. The only thing he hates more than naked women is dicks.

I didn't like it. He really does hate dicks. I didn't like, I mean, if you, as we were looking at the dicks over the couple of days, you could just see him slowly getting more uncomfortable. I know. He's got her lips wet. Yeah.

And as soon as the show's over, he runs to Florida. Yeah. To get so far from dicks. You've watered, you've changed what it is now. I was against it because you're like, you're gonna, we're gonna have submissions and everybody's gonna get one person which turned it into a catastrophe where they were picking us.

That was the mistake, they were picking us. Right. Yeah, we fucked up. Yeah, they shouldn't have picked us. I was right in the beginning. But we shouldn't have read those. We should have just picked one. Okay, well, it became high school and most of us lost.

And I feel we came to a nice conclusion where it's very inclusive. Fair enough. Now that we ended the game, can I get my dicks and tits sent to me personally since they're mine? That should be fair. Bobby should be able to get his own dicks and tits.

I feel like I sent you almost all of them. Now you sent me pictures of your dick. I don't think I've had any dicks. You sent me your dick next to dumbbells. I think so, the dumbbells. I definitely sent you some cock. You have, did you get that? Dick and dumbbells.

I've definitely sent you some cock. I think we come back after the break, we should watch the Summer Rain thing, but I don't wanna break another new one. Did someone send it to you, Blacklow? It was in the group. It was in the group? Oh yeah.

Facebook group. Our chat. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Someone sent it to me, they're also DM'd it to me. They're like, dude, you gotta check out the new drop. Yeah, it's come from quite a few different angles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just fitting out.

I didn't see this one coming. Now, are you familiar with Summer Rain, Bobby? No. Maybe I am. Ranging and then. This is a goodie. Bring up Blue Eyes, of course. This is her main hit. one comment now are you familiar with summer rain Bobby no maybe I am bring up blue eyes of course this is her main hit this is a young lady who lives in Florida I think I am Paul County Florida she is a rapper singer model mother Christian entrepreneur Christian and she is a sweetheart.

And she does a raps, well show her one of the raps for it. Before we go to Blue Eyes. Yeah. Get to like one of the heavy produced ones. Tighten up. Tighten up. I think you've showed me her before.

Well I've showed everyone who'd ever talked to me in my life since I've learned about this. Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it. Tighten up, tighten up, tighten up, tighten up, tighten up, tighten up. Please don't judge me until you get to know me, until you've been where I've been, until you've seen what I've seen. Don't judge me, people, cause my past is not my future. Give me some time. I promise I'll get better. See what I seen So what if you don't understand the lyrics I can't explain So you do betting against the odds of there's like totally or excuse you talking about fucking this is like Christ shit

How did you get somebody King's chairs? I don't understand where you can get those that like party city. I don't That's like really expensive three different King's chairs in the stripper pole. Where is that? Maybe Wally Wu figured it out Wally My god, what is that thing hanging on the wall? What is that logo? Oh probably her logo She opened for Jay one so she opened for me Tampa improv. What? I'm sorry like as a comic or rap. Oh rap dude. Three songs per show. Killed it. Almost murdered a person with her high heel shoes. She kicked it off and it zinged by somebody's eye. It was so scary. Then she got fucking hammered on twisted tees.

I gave her some money for coming by. Now if you could please go to Blue Eyes. You paid her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cash? Yeah. Did she make you? No.

I don't think she was even expecting it. I just gave it. She was, she's such a sweetheart. But this, I mean, the music, it stands on its own. You shouldn't have paid her so she would make a rap against you, like Eminem. You will, I'm gonna tell you something right now about this song, Bobby, not the new one.

We're gonna do a new one when we come back from the break. This is The Catch You Up, right now. This song right here, I'm gonna tell you that her words come in very abruptly, out of nowhere. It just darts in your ears, and even tell you that her words come in very abruptly out of nowhere It just darts in your ears and even telling you that while you're preparing and waiting for it You're still gonna have like a jump when it pops in Christine, please It's been a while bring this one back I can't see myself

Jesus Christ I mean what the fuck All I see is you She's singing Well, she's triple threat All those I love you when you tear me to pieces Well, she's triple threat You threaten me with treasons Seasons

Can I pull my parachute and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm a sick and I'm You know they saw me, they didn't even call me names like whore She said names twice I'll meet you now anymore I got everything I need and more She said more twice You'll never have in your life like Merbs, devices Anything that you don't like more I think maybe I gotta don't like more. IZZ.

Baby I got it, don't hate, no more is mine. She just named her around the room. On my cell. She guys associate the room. Anyone else? All I see is you. But my eyes are still blue. Second verse. I don't need you anymore in my life

I got it right by the time I got ice I got money, got cars, got houses all around this world She stopped on doctors Lawyers everywhere around Tellin' what you wanna do now She didn't know the right words I pull a mouth I ain't afraid to talk about my life Everywhere around Watch out Right now This is the best part. I'll come and test her body right now. She keeps saying, I know everything about hospitals, nursing homes, rapes, gangs, and everything that you want to know our name.

Do you see rapes? chain Wait if you mess with me fuck with my whole family What? What? What? What? Oh, it's over, dude. Vince Carter, dude, it's over. Did she have a time limit on the recording? I think she did. Go back to it. Was that it? Like an arcade? Go back to it. She got thrown out of the studio. I know it. Is that Blake or scene again?

Was that a 20 minute arcade? Recording. Here's my name, Summer Rain. I am fame. I am glory. Was that a 20-minute arcade? Recording His story Fuck with me fuck with my whole family dip Yep Is that is that is that our whole family just one guy named dip yep dip Are you fucking my whole family? Just one guy named Dip? Yep. Dip? Are you fucking my whole family? Yep.

She's such a treasure. Oh, God damn it. She's a treasure. I believe she switched to Christian contemporary like directly after your show. I think you're right about that and I think this new song does reflect that and we'll check it out when we come back.

Oh, God man. Until then, everybody. I'm back in. I'm glad I didn't pull the parachute. It's the bonfire. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual SiriusXM radio show.

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