The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - I Know Biggie (feat. Mike Finoia)

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Jacob gets his hip hop knowledge tested by Jay and the incomparable Mike Finoia.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Some like it hot so let's turn up the heat till we're fried. Oh, how are you going to do it? Oh yeah. Jacob's got a bag of pretzels.

Is he going to do it? Oh, it is. The bonfire, everybody. Faction Talk, series XM103. I'm Big J.O.K.R.S. and Robert Kelly. I think he's just swimming in fish at this point. All that fly fishing he's doing? It sounds so boring.

Even with your son making a core memory, it sounds like a nightmare. It sounds like those core memories I would start to make with Isabella and I'd go, we both thinks this sucks, right? And she'd go, yeah, let's go do something, let's go watch TV. Want to get a pizza? Yeah, I'm like, this whatever this thing is we're doing here stinks. Hey, do you really want to go to that play that you know you're in that's not good? Or we could just skip that play and hit the all and go get a bunch of bourbon chicken samples and buy a game of game stuff Yeah, that's what I think Bobby of course off this week. We're all off next week. I got guest host all week of course today

No different one of my favorite people in the entire world his special Don't let me down available right now 800 pound gorilla if you want for and it's one of the name your own price yes right for donation you can get it an early advanced copy of it or watch it on 800 pound gorilla dot com or November 9th it'll be widespread available all over YouTube it is America it is. America's Amigo, everybody. The one the only hilarious Mike Fenoyah! Thank you!

Yeah! Pajama! Pajama! Pajama! Are you hungry? Pajama! Pajama! Pajama! Pajama! I am We just do everybody bleed gum down gum down. That's just my experience is

Scoot the bee here Bunch of Mike's only catch phrases Is this my experience. Looks like there's one being left in the oven. Bunch of Mike. Bunch of Mike. Bunch of Mike. Got to be here ever. He was my cousin.

Well, there's a hundred of them. Weege one. Bunch of Mike. Bunch of Mike. Whether there's one or a hundred... Pajama! It just sounds like a soccer rally everywhere I go. Pajama!

I buy new balance, you know why? Eat the best for hopping over walls! Pajama! He did it! Pajama! Pajama! Pajama! Pajama! It gets aggressive sometimes. Could to be here with you, Jay. You have the whole crew kicking it right now.

We got DJ Lou, Black Lou, Jacob Atat, Christine Marie Evans. What's that, Jacob? You missed a great pre-show today. I got to give Lou credit. Every now and then, when we're in here before the show starts, he cranks Eddie Trunk. What's that? Jacob what are they? You missed a great pre show today. I'll get to give Lou credit. Every now and when we're in here before the show starts, he cranks Eddie Trunk. Why wouldn't you? And he was super animated today listing a bunch of guys I've never heard.

Ying-Veie Momstein. Lou is just putting his drops. There's no better Eddie Trunk show than Lou's drops over Eddie Trunk show. Yeah. Highly recommend. I can imagine. What does he drop in there? If you could get into the studio, you want to be here for that.

It's the greatest show on Earth. Yeah. What the clips as you play over it. Oh, basically, it's just. Lee, today was Lee the greatest. We know. Greatest, that one's my favorite. What's that? Over and impassioned Eddie Trunk.

He'll drop that one. And then he was freaking out over some mediocre song and I wasn't going. If I was on Mars, I would fly in for that. Was Eddie trunk going over his thoughts on who should be in the Hall of Fame? No, it was a best stuff. Is there the nominees out already this year? I think yeah, I think that came out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think from. I think so. Yeah, I think that came out really. Oh, yeah. Happy hip hop, I think, from what I really remember. Yeah, I think it was. He's the black man's time right now.

I think it was like cops aren't allowed to kill them anymore. The world's upside down, Lou. Just as about to be served. Yeah, I know, Lou, coming from outside T-neck where you do, it's really been killing you. The cops aren't allowed to kill black people anymore But that's the rules my friend That's the rules. I told the guy had to get my headlight fixed had a headlight out

Yeah, break light and I go you know, I got to get that pulled I got to get that fix before I get pulled over and he goes They're not pulling anybody over you know because of the black movement and I go what's the black movement? He goes you know they can't pull anybody over. And I'm like, are you mad about this? I'm confused where your side is on this. I'm like, you want to get pulled over? Yes, sucks. Can't pull over blacks, you can't pull over anybody, I guess.

That stems the rules. I fixed it up like, all right, right. I do love the person though, who comes up, who steps up and says, you know, they're willing to break the rule. Do you know what I mean? What do you mean? Like the cop? Yeah, the person that steps up, they're willing to break the rule. Do you know what I mean? What do you mean? Like the cop?

Yeah, the person that steps up, they go like, I'm not fucking, but they're not gonna fucking take on, that never mind. I lost my train of thought when I was looking at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announcements. I got all good stuff. Try to get it back. I think that Warren Zeevon's definitely,

I know that's one that I think made it in. Where is it? Is it, uh, is it here? Can I look at it? Is this real? Okay. I got it. The cop who still goes and just recklessly pulls over black people.

It's like, it's the job, man. That was all. He's like, I'm not stopping. Capush. Capush is, these are the inductees or the nominees for the induction K bush is only back in the news because that song on Stranger things mm-hmm for sure that brought her right back Cheryl Crow I don't know yeah miss the Elliott fine Iron maiden yes at this point come on

Yeah joy division and new order. What is that? I think that's they it's like a package deal because they're both so bad. They make one good band maybe. Is it just multiple members of one in the other? Yeah, what's his face in those right? Isn't that same singer, right? Wasn't he in both? I can't remember his name. Not big on either of those bands, to be honest. You very whiny and depressing. I like a little of them. Which one? A few of the songs. From who? Joy Division or New Order? No order. No order was featured in train spotting. Well, they're the ones that, how does it feel treat me like your fear of synthesizers must

have. That song was to make your skin crawl. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, this guy. He he was in both on not a fan wait you know he killed himself and then they changed the name nice he posthumously he was in the band he was still getting residuals up in heaven so the one lead singer died and then they changed their name from joy division to new order with a new lead singer I guess Mm-hmm, and I don't know why they go so they're they're both joy division a new order It's like a I don't know who the same guys except for that guy dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever Luke loves this dude. Yeah, I'm not into the synthesizer. Jersey funk dog. I don't know what happened I get fucking beaten with a keyboard when I was a kid dude. I hate the sound of this He used to crunch so many tight curls in moose to this?

Making out with some girl outside of the fucking piramus mall Piece of shit Would you draw that new order thing on your trapper keeper? You know how it's got that like Oh he would No I would This was wait, this was before my time Cindy Lauper

Most definitely should be in there George Michael not wham George Michael not wham. George Michael not wham. What do you think about that? No gaze. Can we keep this thing sacred? There's already so many rappers in there. Do we have dev gays in that too?

What's next, Freddie Mercury? The George Michael probably should be in there. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't mind him getting bumped to another ballot. Oh, yeah. But pretty big body of work if you include wham. I mean, weird that they mind him getting bumped to another ballot. But a pretty big body of work if you include WAM. I mean, we are that they don't include like Willie Nelson's insane that he's not in already. That's crazy.

Rage against the machine. Sure. This is their second year, I think, right? At least. Yeah. Sound garden. Yeah. They were one of the big three.

Right. Pearl Jam is not in yet, are they? Sure, I was there. I was there. Oh, he rushed out. That's right, I forgot the pre-pandemic. You kidding? Louis fucking throw Molotov cocktail at the screen

for not saying Pearl Jam forever year they weren't in. That's right. That's eight hour concert of my life. A tribe called Quest should definitely get in. The White Stripes. Okay, well, I began, it wasn't first ballot, but they were, but they were but they were

They did they did change a sound in the same way that I always say I think like corn gets under recognized for like Creating a sound within a genre. Yeah, so 100% how stripes did do that now? Can I ask you this though? What about like the where's Jack white? Does he get nominated alone later? Because he will yeah the raccoon tours fucking I mean the dead weather like all those man and all the solo stuff Well you spread yourself to thin you can only get in the whole fame so many times You know I mean it's weird that uh No one is done Henley in there by himself. I'm sure the Eagles are but I feel like don Henley's not just in there It's Glen Fry in the

Bones up the he's on I burn and burn and burn it for smugglers brute blues. Yeah Lee's not just in there is Glen fry and the He's on Burn and burn and burn it for smugglers brute blues. Yeah That's it They don't even want to put him in just that song gets the first song to ever be inducted and Warren's even that's insane to me That he's not in he should be in our yeah, that's willy and Warren. I would say Warren's even on's for sure in Okay, willy Nelson's evans for sure in. Okay. Willie Nelson's gonna be for sure in.

These are ledger, they have to be. Yeah. Um, Scott and Garden, the spinners have to get in before that. What songs are the spinners? I'm gonna, I'm, I'm pleading ignorance on this. What's the spinners? Girl, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, we know seven of them,

but I can't think of, they're really all about it. They're old Motowns. Just, oh, yeah, yeah right Like just my imagination are they law law law means I love you No, let's all get matching cumber buns. Yeah, I Like this let them in How many get in Jay five eight Eight? I don't know. Eight. I think eight right? No, that's saying how many people are on there for the first time. Eight out

of the 14. I think it goes to five maybe. Let's see. So funny. This is like, I feel like I have this conversation every time there's a rock and roll hall of fame Just like every year. I can't figure out spring ahead fall back. I Forget every year the details. I think it's eight people The top five artists selected by the public will comprise. It's not a set number between four and nine Wow, that sucks. So if you don't get in you're like they would let one more in I bet that was me. Wow, that's awful. I bet I was fifth to tenth Fifth to tenth It's hilarious. I was fifth to tenth from this 100% TribeCalk quest should go in. I think they're

they're the You know founder. Yeah, that's an iconic band. Who's that? Tribe. Tribe called Quest. I don't know one song by them. Yes, you do. Jacob, get the hell out of here.

This one, you don't even probably know it. I know that they're on the late night band. That's the roots. Wow, dude. Your father will be dead. And black race. Here we go. Yo, here we go. Yo, so what's the what's the scenario? You know that one I'm having our time look at Lewis right now Yeah, the clearest glasses that was so fucking that'd be a black loose that he doesn't know who Garth Brooks is wait

I thought I don't want to dig a hole. no go no that's it I just thought Tribe called quest was no because what's the drummer's name? West love that's it. That's what you can understand my confusion Nope, nope quest quest quest love is a person. Yeah, I know, but I got confused a tribe called quest is a tribe is many quest loves A tribe called Quest is a tribe is many quest loves You don't know if you don't know Raps then then you can get confusing then I just remember the name quest. This shouldn't be confusing though These guys were like I mean there's document or

Yeah, they're and they're New York too. They're not like an LA. I've definitely you've heard them if I I probably just don't know the song you just walk away when you hear it's just definitely sounds like a bunch of black people I just don't know the hey guys the tribe called ques is coming to town soon he goes I gotta get the fuck out of this place you heard this boy no way no way he knows this one if he has no I'd say put on check the rhyme was their biggest hit at a point scenario I can't put the band to the song I I mean, people know that Busta Rhymes line from scenario

probably like up there with some of the like, you know Busta Rhymes, right? Yeah. He, as a Ruan from the Chute to the Mane. He look, we love bringing it back, come Ruan. Powerful impact, boom. From the canon, no bragging, nothing. Yeah.

It's a good one. It's a good one. You go, now it's, I'm blowing the cobwebs off of it. Damn, man. I'm so racist love tribe Yeah, you're supposed to love the tribe called quest They're so good and also just clear they're bad. I just know you know run the MC right. Yes name five songs Christmas and Hollis Jesus Christ. That's the first one you pick. Isn't that a good? That's a good one. My account. All right. Did it. Sure. That counts. book. We go back on the buffoonery square even Steven's.

I gave you three. What was it? Walk this way. Okay, that's with Erasmith. No, they took it afterward. Yeah, but it's but it's but it's with but it's with it. Erasmith wasn't the original without them. Yes.

And then Erasmith covered it with them. I'm just schooling you on musical history right now. Like R.D. yesterday. Walk this way. My Adidas Christmas is not worth two more. Can I get it? I mean, that's pretty wild. It's pretty wild just because I'll take this off your plate. I'm missing British hot fans, my whole list. Can I give them like a- But just in the, what do you call it? Like in the ether.

Yeah, that's the American fat like that. That I gave you big ones. Those are huge. Yeah, those are not huge. You gave them comically cartoon, like walked this way was very big because it was the rap rock crossover For sure My adidas you only knew because Mike said it. No, I would have said that Tell me the other one I'm thinking 90% sure I would have said that

Yeah, I would have said my mind melded I don't I'll be honest with you Jacob is fair to see you. I don't know what Mike's doing Cuz I'm not getting anything off of that. No, that was I don't know what that was either A little bit of a stroke Come on you know what that is you just Yeah, I don't even think of this one Oh, yeah, I don't even think of this one. That's what I was tricky tricky. Yeah, I know this one. Okay, you knew what I was doing I don't think I'm talking run DMC. I'm going to King of Rock. Yeah immediately first time

As soon as you say Run DMC sugar mcs down with the king oh Let him know, dude. I don't think I'm bad with rock history. I just didn't, I mean, I made the one mistake with Trock called Quest. You're just better at white music history. That's proper. Well, Motown, I'll beat you up.

Now, put on the king of rock. This one, he definitely won't know. I mean, do I know every word to this song? For sure. Down with the king for years, about king of rock. This one he definitely won't know. I mean do I know every word to this song for sure? Damn with the king for years about ten of them King of rock you have to know I'm sure I do you've definitely heard it You're the king of rock Why do you keep putting on down with the king? It's tricky was on a lot of video games too It was unlike a bunch of snowboarding games

and skateboard games I think. And it was in the movie that I love. It was a rock and roll museum. The comedy. This is right here. Bud Wut's his name. I'm so good. MC, she called me Sire to burn my kingdom.

You must use fire. I won't stop rock until I reach Ty and there you be off the party and come correct this is nothing Jacob we have the right to vote and we'll be there to the rest of us can't stand us but give us respect ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho This reminds me of eating cereal as a kid. You know what I mean? This is just on on MTV in the morning in the back. Not Jacob. No black TV in his household. I like run DMC, but I remember this video because I remember the sex pistols that got saved

the queen picture in the back. You don't eat public enemy songs besides the one that we had here is our opening song. These are pioneers, dude. 50 years in the pop this year. I know they are. I just don't. I didn't grow up like

Somebody in ditch now your fault you weren't a lot somebody introduced you. No, it's an age range somebody introduced you to rap No, I found it because that was in the uh that was what was on the radio stuff when I was younger Don't forget Jay. I did Run the fox hole so we used to open with warning Wow, it's one of the greatest songs ever. It's a great song. Yeah name for their biggie small songs. I Could go on I don't have to top of my head hold on. I know I know I know a lot of I pray that biggie small I know better than everyone because of the fox hole. Okay, but now it was the it was the one I'm, that I always have on my phone.

I don't know. You have a ring back time. I want to look at these. Please listen to this ring back, so, Volv, Jacob, I'm just like the singular 99 cents for that. Baby, baby, baby, baby, you see. Warning. You've said that already twice now.

Wow. You come back around. I know a lot of biggie. Warning one. Just blanket cuz you got me under Hold on now it is just the radio hits dude. Just name the radio hits no I want to name the fox hole song that we always play that I love it's my favorite biggie small songs and I'm blank You said warning that's my second favorite. Oh Okay, what's your first favorite? What's your first favorite? How's it go? Rapid for me. Bucca, Bucca, Bucca. Oh, um, give me the loot. Give me the loot. That's my favorite. And then, uh, it's so, uh, then we have that clean.

Bucca, Bucca, Bucca. It's my favorite. Please don't, we got that. We, I think we left over it. Damn it. What does he say? So we got back we Damn it. What is he said? Now it's got a real happen what about are you a beasty boys guy? Damn it I'm on hold on I'm in the thought we're starting to Jamie Fox show right now. Oh, you do it dem lyrics Well, they didn't start yet. Well, here you go freestyle do just feel it. Doing.

Take a just one. Take a just make a mind. I can mind this. Nine and Chris. I know it's a crib. I had to stop because I know the end words coming up soon. Oh, yes, break. That's yourself.

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Just looked it up. No, I didn't. I looked up. But I watched you look it up. No, I looked up. The phone looked up at me. My favorite Snoop Dogg song, Ain't No Fun. Which I think is brilliant.

I love that song. Let's say I like to hear on your heels and I named you the the big e-songs. You told me to name two. Warning. No fun. Okay, okay. You're like getting like a what do you call that a sobriety feel to Bridey goes

I'm gonna do the alphabet goes a B from the beginning Where was that okay a? Well, let me stand over here and do it a Did I say I already I can sing the songs once I hear them, but I just don't remember the name. You're just afraid because you always drop hard and bombs me a single at home, understood.

No, I mean, you're in the car, it's hard to edit. I do have fun editing on purpose though. Yeah, what do you say, Ninja? Like you're in the insane clown posse. What's the word? Oh God, what is the word? No, no, I'll do it instead of N word, you go. Black Lou, get ready, Black Lou.

He's about to lay something you don't know about on you. Oh, he is. No, it'll be fun. Like, it's fun, you know. A bunch of those wash their own laundryses. You know what a cop told me once was if someone tells you to spell anything backwards, if you go, if you go like you spell it backwards and you show like a little bit of confidence, you kind of appear sober.

Like that's like almost like a point. Oh, I think complaining about the thing point counter point. All together. Like instead of going like anything you say, please don't search my car. Like if you go like, they love, but that't search my car. Like if you go like, they love, but that is the best moment. Watching them putter through it. Yeah. Oh, it's the best. Sometimes they go, do the alphabet from B to H, and they're like

three, and when they go, and when they go, A, they're like, nope, and it's like, come on man. That was a setup to fail. I was like, when they go, don't sing it, don't sing the alphabet. Like, why? Yeah, that's how I learned to say it. Yeah, that's how I say it every time I say it. It's psychotic to say it. A, B. By the way, even if you say you're going to go A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. That's not how you say it at all those letters. They're like your shoulders went up. We're bringing in D F. Greg, how do you spell your name? G R E G Oh yeah, that'd be weird if you're just like WX like straight off like that. I couldn't do it

I definitely couldn't do it. No one ever asked me to spell anything backwards I'm gotten pulled over a couple times, but they never did that. I mean, feel some body tests. Yes. They did the eye test with a pen. When they were like, you're fine. I was fine, but I wasn't fine. I was actually, I was real stone.

That was a bad cop. It really was. I had a couple beers in me, but I wasn't like hammered hammered, but I definitely did okay. Tell you what I always do is I get out of the car quick. That's how you get shot as a black person. I know I know what's up officers I'm like hey to go tonight. I'm like do I have to I still have a light out? I get all like let's let's figure this out Why did we pull each other over which looks frantic and crazy and then they're just like to think of this?

I've had the worst day this was on top of it now You start getting all those all the tasays are the red blazer dots all over you. Here we go. All right. Just give it to me. I'm out of my misery. I got to go back to this ball and chain. Punching the clock every day for that knob. Suicide by cop. At a red light. Have you ever you have to do a sobriety test? No. No. You've gotten pulled over. You told me you got pulled over once for following an ambulance too close. Yep. No, no, you've gotten pulled over you told me you got pulled over once for Following an ambulance too close. Yep. No a cop. Oh, a cop It was a cop that threw his lights on to simply get out of traffic and you're like I just let him fullback me And bust open the hole we would have been fine probably ultimately except that as we passed cars in that line

Key throbbins and was hanging out in my window, laughing at people who we were passing, who we were just in line with for like an hour. And then when we got to the clearing, they were like, fuck it over here. You guys stink. Keith, that's what we got that crazy ticket when we got dropped off,

where we dropped him off at his place, me and Kevin Hart. And he left all of his trash in the car. So we started throwing the trash on like the front of his buildings like Lawn. And then Keith came out and he was throwing it back at the car. And then the Keith lived there. And then we threw it back on his lawn. And then while he was out there, the cops just lit us up and came over and Keith just laughed at us and went and saw it.

We got like a 400-hour littering ticket. It was crazy. God, he's the best. Yeah. I do that kind of thing. And then I wish I would go, please God, give Keith a stroke for all these terrible things he's done to me. And he dubbed up on me. He dubbed. Game two.

God said that's when I was carrying you. I gotta go, I'm at the sour this week and I hope Keith's there. I haven't seen, I've heard Keith's new set is fucking killer. Oh, he's so great dude. Yeah, I love him. I saw him the other night and we just cracked each other. I love hanging with him. I Yeah, I love him. I saw him the other night and we just cracked each I love hanging with him I love being there with and he's he's doing an hour on Monday nights, I think in the in the lounge. Oh, yeah Yeah, but his shit's funny. Yeah, he just talks about having a stroke and how nothing works to his strokes two strokes

Yeah, and a false yeah, nothing works, but his dick that's that sucks Good question though Jacob, would you rather have nothing work except your dick? Nothing works, but it's dick. That's, that sucks. Good question though, Jacob, would you rather have nothing work except your dick? Or everything works except your dick? Nothing meaning what? I'm sitting in a wheelchair. You're just a, you're just a, you're a vegetable. You're a vegetable. Just a throbber. A big, you're on a pile. But you'll feel, but you'll feel comes.

Writhling through your non-working stuff. Yeah, but you're not going to get laid. No, I'm going to take it as much as it kills me. I'm going to take the rest of my body. Really? Because you can't do anything. Well, your dick works, yes you can. And you're just breathing on a to move.

Now, now your face works. Well, now you're walking it back. Okay, a little bit, face works. You're like, you're like pizza the hut. I don't want to be just stuck in a chair without being able to move my- You really just have no penis. No, I want, I want my penis. Wait, it's not cut off.

You're just saying it's not working. Not at all. No boner, it can be. No boner, you could be. Now, you're peeing in a bag This is just you got a baby arm. You just got a rock hard Vainey Thrabber 24-7 that people can just come sit on and get off and yeah You wouldn't take you neither of you would take just the hard on you and sit in the chair all

Day long I'd learn how to play video games with my penis What would you do on stage? You're going to about and now my face works. Remember? Yeah. And then somebody will you on and I'll be I'll be like tilt me up a little bit so I can see over my boner. Hey, everybody, you'd still be able to do crowd wear just lean the mic on the bone. Sorry, I would command it. I got a little road rash. Mother pussy has been just popping over to say hi.

People are just Gallagher and Goldbond at you at your balls. Jacob, you're crazy. I don't think so. Take your penis, dude. I want it, but I'm saying that's crazy that you can't move. So what are you going to do for the next years without a penis? What are you going to find? Joy and nature

in God's beautiful earth? No, you're right. To take them penis. To not ever be able to use your dick again would be so weird. It happens though. It does. Clawing if you can't use your penis anymore. Yeah, the thought of not being able,

like I've not, the thought of no interest is so terrifying. Do you know what I mean? Like interest, but like I can't even. I've? Like, interest, but like, I can't even... I've had, you know, a zillion people in wheelchair as an audience is before. And I will often ask if their penis works. And when they say yes, like the whole room, like it's such a unifying thing, they're like, damn, you can never walk again, but...

And like, dick still works. Like, yeah, that's because it's everyone's fear fear yeah, you'll find some whore to push you around Yeah, that's definitely a thing. There's definitely a fetish for that Yeah, sure you just be a a glop and a fucking wheelchair But someone's coming to sit on that fat hog. They can do whatever they want to you They could tie your legs around their neck. You're just a lugee with a twig sticking out of it Yeah, it's a big picture. I'm just picture. I got an omelet with a twig sticking out of it. Yeah. It's a big picture. I'm just picture I got an omelet with a big dick coming out of it. It's like the face just goes like, little less teeth, you're hurt.

Yeah. You're hurt. Nandle. I would never be able to do it. Black liu. A little bit of it. What do you take? Your penis and be a glop of shit or a functioning human being with a useless penis.

I mean, how useless. Are we saying that Viagra doesn't work? It's nothing works. You could punch it. You don't feel anything. You never... You could put matches out on it. It wouldn't feel like you wouldn't feel anything.

It's dead. But would it still get hard? Like, you ever sit on your foot? No, it won't get hard. It's like a polio penis. It's just like, that organ is died. I'd rather have the penis with the body that doesn't work. I knew you would.

I knew you would because you're a smart man. DJ Lou, what's your crazy thoughts on this? I'm thinking I'm gonna be a, what do you call it? Unic? Yeah, you're taking your whole body and no penis. Yeah, me and Jacob, really? Really? Yep. You definitely go back to smoking then though. Gotta have some releases. What, Yenik? Yeah, you're taking your whole body and no penis. Yeah, me and Jacob, really. Really?

You definitely go back to smoking then though. Gotta have some releases. Yeah, it's gotta be something there. I'll tell you what, dude, you lose functionality if your penis completely. I'll back you up and coming back to the gym to smoke and drink. Yeah, you get a chain smoke.

Absolutely. What if you came every time you smoke the cigarette? I do. Are you missing it? How you doing with it? Not well. Thanks for asking, Mike. Ah, what have I ever, dude? You're dealing with it. Yeah, I gotta ask no

That's how in a bad mood is he meant that for real. Thanks for asking right you meant that it sounded very Cocky that were very like a condescending. Yeah, yeah, it's not going well But you know I wouldn't say it to break your balls. I care about you. No, I know. I'm just trying to be honest about it Yeah, it's rough. We're trying that thing. It's rough. You guys see his banister of his bed, dude. Just teeth marks Drumsticks, it's going crazy. We got to fucking lock them up like a like a full moon person turns to a wolf I You're gonna want to put these chains and I'd say double them up and then Get out get out whenever I say do not open the door

Monster squad Christine Wolf lose God Nards Body or no vagina What what do you do the rest of your life? Ass hand job she'll take it up the ass. Everything's fine. Everyone. I know this girl. She'll just take it in the shitter for everyone the rest of her life. So reckless abandon just pound away the whole. She'll just change its name. She's

born the please. Pussy shuts down. As you know, they say the window shuts door opens, right? Yeah. Yeah. If they said to you, Jay, you have, you can lose two senses. Or you're like, you know, like which ones would you pick? Like, what would you, if you had to get rid of two of them? Sense of smell, taste, sight, hearing.

Smell, by all means. I heard smells though, smells like half of the eating. Like smell is half of tasting. Like perfect. Get rid of my taste and smell forever, so I just lose weight and don't care about food. He goes, these cheese takes a great, like that's a stalk of celery, he goes,

I don't know. Yeah, that's true. You could totally manipulate yourself to lose a ton of weight. Yeah, why not? Dude, I'll be jacked if I lose, just simply lose smell and taste. That's all If I lost hearing I think I'd fucking kill myself. I

Would couldn't imagine I'm looking into Some saw some stuff today online that a Cortexi. Are you hearing about this? Have you heard about this? I think it's eardrops that like restore your memory and your brain functionality and the hearing loss like stuff like the what Yeah, and I've watched some videos people saying like is this a scam and when they're all done They're like it's not it's not a scam eardrops that help fix your memory. So it goes right into your brain

It just goes all the things that now it's a thing because it's like all these things that cause like a lot of the brain fog Yeah, are within that tonight is it melts through your ear into your brain. And then it gets in there. Course is through. Is that where your memories live? Right now your ear hole? Sounds like, oh shit. What's in it? I gotta know what's in it? I got to know what's in it. Cortexi. Cortexi. It's a cool name. 16, oh look at they got these two friggin pancake making elves over here. What are they? You got to wear a white hat. You got to join a cult. Look at these carefully selected ingredients.

Grape seed, green tea. Jimmenea, Salashia. Capsicum, chromium peculina. What's that? That looks like fun. Mike, please. It looks like fun. Mike, please. It looks like fun, man. It's a normal supplement. Supplements you can get anywhere,

but now you're just dropping it under your ear, and it fixes tenitis. And memory loss. And memory loss. It was, Jay, was this a social media ad? I got it, Jay. I'm begging you not to. It wasn't.

What if it's not your memories? What if it, can you, uh, it wasn't what if it's not your memories what if it can you It would have put someone else's memories in there It is liquefied memories of dead people I got to read a review can I click on this or is this The very bottom says FDA approved yeah facility What's that they're letting you know where it's know where it's made as an FDA-produced facility. Oh, they're doing it like. It's not FDA-produced.

It's like in the park, a lot of a Pfizer and Jersey somewhere. I'm okay with that. I mean, please try it. Yeah. Order now and say, whoa, how much is it? 69 a bottle. How many drops do you have to put in a day? Once a day, I think.

Hearing support. I mean, dude, I'll tell you what, if it helps hearing, I am totally I think. Hearing support. I mean, dude, I'll tell you what, if it helps hearing, I am totally losing hearing. Like it's, I got to know. You guys continue to laugh at it. I'd rather get one of those horns. Like one of those fucking old lady horns from the toys. What?

Speaking to my horn. Talking to my horn, please. Now, how does it say it fixes hearing and memory law? Here we go. It goes in your ear and then it starts fixing shit, man. It's because it's only been three weeks and I recognize this lady I live with as my wife again. My memories are back.

I remember I hate this bitch. It's only been three weeks since I started taking Cortexi But I love how easy it is to take it how well it works to support my mental sharpness. I mean put a couple of drops in my morning coffee Oh, you put your mouth not yours. Oh I even shared my supply with a few friends and they're already coming back for more. Oh, you have to put a couple drops on my I treasure my peace and quiet more than anything So I'm well aware just how important the

health of my ears is knowing that and taking Cortexi. I'm feeding my hearing these essential nutrients. It helps me sleep better at night. Definitely give it a try. I actually took Cortexi on the recommendation of a friend. Yeah, after I'd already tried

everything else. Let me tell you cleared up my Alzheimer's. Mental fog tonight is which I have. You have a constant ringing. Yeah. Both ears. One. One. Did you have to do that test in that weird ass room? Oh yeah. That feels like a clockwork orange. Like you go in one of those rooms. You're not in there. I had a 30% hearing loss in that ear. What's your test? My left. That's a terrifying test. I've had to go for that Okay, when you hear seven thousand times no matter what even if you didn't hear anything I do a do a beat

What did they say the cause was Rockin and rolling I have you station to dysfunction we talked about this when we came up with the name bonfire Dan was at my house and we bonfire we both liked it. I was like good. Let's just go with that Please let me go back to Freaking out that I can't haven't heard for three months out of my left ear. Do you think it's at all because of music? And constantly having headphones on and stuff. I think that's my problem. I'm having this weird inner ear problem Where I've like crazy dry skin all of sudden, like in the inside of my ear, but I think it's because I constantly have headphones on.

Headphones are earbuds. Also you guys being on stage as much as you are. Like you're just around amplified noise, constant. I think about all the concerts and stuff too. Awesome man, my comedy thumps. Yeah, you're heavy bass comedy. You got a subwoofer in your earphones. What's going on Tulsa?

Your vowels hit the deepest. Hey guys, I'm about to piss mark you this hit Dude, let's get these drops. I'm interested in trying it, but now you got to drink it I thought it was in the year. You don't have to put it in your coffee You just swallow it right down. Yeah, yeah, it also has a 60 full day warranty, so if you don't feel anything, you can get your money back. You'll definitely remember buying it. Yes. Because I did buy it.

10.5 AM. So it does work. My memory is fucked. Totally fucked. I ordered something at Dunkin' Donutsuts staying the drive-through got half the order Draw of a way without the rest of the order and then I got like a mile or two away and I was like God damn Oh, I've done that totally fucking forgot my sentence in the middle of it on the air Huh on the air yeah, but I it's that easy sometimes like I'm talking and then I looked over and I saw the so my mind for a second goes

Is that this year's induction done duck these were there and then I looked over and I saw the, so my mind for a second goes, is that this year's induction, it's done duckies were there and then I go, something with cops. You're like, oh look, a fluffy dog. And something about, I started a sentence already. I'm like, whoa, you know, it's crazy when one of the cops, I worry about that. I worry about losing, getting like Alzheimer's.

Among the other million things I worry about, but I worry about that, like getting like real old and then like, you see this like aggressive old people thing where they lose their mind, but they start to like lash out and punch and scream. That's the kind I wanna be. Just forgetful angry. You fucking hurricane of fury.

Spill boxing gloves on you. Just let your punch yourself. Let them out there and go nuts. Just go nuts. I'm going to get these. Do it. I'm going to do it. Christine, you can't try it since you want to laugh so hard

at everything with everybody. Well, it seems weird that it was something that you put in your ear that all these things to happen. What did you say that you were going to do? You're going to have to see your thoughts, your thoughts, your reserves. Yeah, we do. It works because you've got to get as close to your thoughts your thoughts Yeah, it works because it's the you gotta get as close to your brain as possible By the way, I'm really rest is that we just get in big down the hatch guys and just squirt it right into my ear

Boys on the other side You're just clogged with a bunch of memories. It's very expensive. I don't know how long it lasts but it's an expensive process. How was your how many days? But the articles are saying that it's like the non-sales articles, we never know if it's sponsored. I would love if there was like a honest review. It's like someone gets help. Someone call the police on this company. They're saying it does good stuff.

Yeah. Let's get some. Reduces, impulsions, and so on. It's like, you know, it was like a honest review. It's like someone get some one call the police on this company There's think it does good stuff. Yeah, yeah, let's get some reduces Implomation I mean get me some dude get me some though. I'd love to get my hearing I don't want to you ass holes trying it. It's Cortexi. It is Cortexi It's 360 degree hearing support which sounds like total believable bullshit I'm gonna feel like such an asshole when I'm remembering so much. Dude, I'm remembering so good.

Do I think today I'm just gonna sit home and do some remembering? Oh, shit, you remember? Guys, I know to be at the park, but I'm just thinking about, I'm real in so many memories right now remembering so much that I I'll meet you guys I have so many memories in my head. I don't even have room to make more Wait, what's this consumer reports is saying good? Yeah, okay that because it says like it's just gonna make your brains small But it doesn't all right. What if you can have your hearing better, your memories back, but your dick doesn't work? Ooh, I'll take dick zero memories.

Foyamnesia, dick works. Foyamnesia with a work in dick is, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, oh my gosh, start over. Yeah, you're literally just, you're a human fucking- Yeah, Christine, you're a black hammer. Christine's like, you just have sex with that girl. I'm your girlfriend, I go, I don't know you. Yeah. Get out of my face. I have no memories or history of you

You just point to a number pitaker like a deli thing and then in the middle of the night when I fall asleep in another room Christine sneaks in and puts Cortex in my ears She puts Cortex in your oatmeal remember Daded quick. It's all flooding back Christine, I love you I think it was on world Star, but I think it was a sponsored thing on world I'll come in back to me now. Go back to the world star today Let's see if I remember I just don't understand 360 degree hearing what the hell is that they're making up This is why I don't like it. They're making up. You've never had that mic. That's why the phone. It's just when I was born

you've never had that mic, that's why. This is just when I was born. Yeah, it's a formula that helps you hear everything around you easily. 360 degrees around you. It absorbs sounds around you. You're gonna have Dolby surround sound hearing app. It's like sonostrops. It's crazy. It's a super.

Chrissy, look up Cortexi. You station tube dysfunction, please. You should be able to put it in your eye, because that's probably the closest to your brain. That's the direct root. I can imagine right? able to put it in your eye because that's probably the closest to your brain That's the direct root I Imagine right if you get it in there. Yeah, I'm thinking about taking the drops injecting them into my stomach like I do with those amping I'm missing the rush, you know Dude I used to by the way before I would do it every week because it's it's not only a

A sexy process you gotta grab your gut. You gotta pinch it, you gotta pinch your gut, and then go in but then I, but every time I do I go. I heard that sound. It's a good thing to see if I do the both of you. Do the Johnny casual. Do the both of you feel much better now that you're just stop taking it? Yes, yeah, absolutely. No, without a you feel much better now that you're just stop taking it? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. No, that's not much better.

Sucks, dude. Sucks that that happen. I think dropped a few. We got the meal plan coming now. That's good. I think nausea is the worst sickness you could feel. Headache, sinus infection, fucked up ear, whatever. That's okay. But nausea, like nausea is just... I agree. Got to lay down in the dark. Nicotine gum makes you nauseous. Does it? Yeah, but I like it. Did you ever dip? Yeah. I did.

Did that make you nauseous? Yeah. Dude, if you... The gum goes in the magic. Start putting... He... He gets to chew. You just start putting drops of quick taxi Go in the Just start putting drops of crit taxi and your balls when you smoke I Keep going up I like Specifically station to like John cash is version of that. What does it say?

It doesn't say it like mentions it as an ear problem, but it doesn't really see it By the way, that was pretty great, dude That's that video right there is a female corrections officer getting questioned by internal affairs about fucking a current convict. And they just had all the info. I like the interrogations of Greeks. They have the info already. And when they're going to hurry, go, do you have any contact with this image?

She's like, no. And like, no, you've never spoken to him on the phone. I was like, no, I can't even think of why I would talk to him on the phone. And they play the first thing where they clearly know each other, like this footage they go. And you guys are having an inappropriate relationship here. She's like, no, no, I knew him like before he went in.

So when I was put here, I didn't know that he was here and all they go, okay, it's been more these tapes. And it's like, he's's like you give the best head she goes I love sucking your dick on C block behind the cameras it couldn't be more like nothing is hotter than this inappropriate relationship that we're having keep going up keep rolling up oh man keep rolling up Big girl knocks out old man. We have you have recital this function. I think it by the way. It was one of them things. It was one of them. That's where you're that's where your drops were.

We're you know, it's so funny. My eardrops. World star ear drops. World star ear drops. Yeah, when it was your drops, you got still world-scent. World-star here drops to the great. Yeah, when it was your drops, you got the world star. Hey. I just wish I could see what the algorithm is now doing at J's feed. You know what I mean? Like, he clicked the box, you don't click, and now they're like, all right, here we go.

Oh, but yeah, I got the one I get now, and they're going to get me. They're going to get me somehow. The ear gasm, headphones. I already am, I'm a ton of little. Ever since we talked about ear plugs at all of us, it's insane. It's fucking insane. Here's what I think is really shitty about it.

Anytime you say that, because their phones are listening to you, they go, you can turn the mic off, and then you do. And then none of your thing, nothing works. They all say that you need the microphone on for it to work. 100%. That's weird. It's crazy.

You know what got me was that the head shaver thing. I don't know, have you seen, does it get you? Of course. The bull raw is saying or whatever. The finger holes for you. Yeah, and everybody's head looks so good shaved in there. It looks like what the bad guy from Command O would shave his head with. Yes.

He's got finger holes and he loves finger holes. I ordered it. I ordered it. I've never seen finger holes. What do you don't know about the MCWARC Commando, Jake? I ordered it. I haven't even taken it out of the box yet. And I'm just like excited to have it.

And I swear I order shit. There it is. That's the for Timo for sure, right? It's Timo. Yep. I order it and then it's like I don't even want it, but I'm excited to wait for it to be delivered like the minute I ordered I'm like why don't I have it 25 bucks? I think it's not gonna work well. No, there's no way it's in the box

I don't know if this was the one. What else do we get in the out with that dog hair thing? It's just basically it's just copper wire on a long stick. And so I'm starting to think as I do it, what I believe is pulling off all this excess dog hair is actually just shedding the carpet. Yeah, shaving the carpet is just a myth. It's shaving the carpet, though. Yeah, and then in four to six weeks,

all of a sudden there's now carpet ads. It's literally just letting it up. Destroy your carpet, get a new carpet. I got caught with a couple things. I've gotten caught with some clothes. Oh, but what was the one one was so funny, it was like the galaxy lights where it makes the room look like it's in golf and then when we got it,

it's just like a little projector. Like you could like show like on a soda can or something. You could have like build it yourself too. I was like it was mostly cardboard. You could have burned it. It was mostly cardboard. Yeah, it was so insane. It was like, put a light bulb in his box with holes in it. I don't know.

I think it was going to be more than that. It's like a thing you win for four tokens that fucking chucky cheese. I fell for the Dr. Squatch organic deodorant because I was looking up underarm cancer and all that fucking whatever. I'll just take the cancer. I know. Well, dude, I tried. Like, I cancer and all that fucking whatever. I'll just take the cancer. I know, well dude, I tried.

Like, I got a whole box of it. I like the executive kit. Like, it came with like Christmas stuff. Dude, for 10 minutes, I smelled like the vitamin I ate at Whole Foods. Of course. And then the rest of the day, it was like wet broccoli. Like, I smelled worse than I've ever smelled. It's brutal.

I threw out tons of it. It's brutal. Oh, it's just the worst. I just do. I'll get my bow talks and my my pits. Me too. And uh... Do you sweat? Oh, but I'm wondering because we've never talked about it. Do you sweat at all? If the magic ear drops will work for your sweat, aren't pits? Probably. At least you're going to remember to get your bowtocks. I'm sweating again. Do you sweat at all with the bowtocks? Because I... The wrong? Yeah. No. Not at all. I'm sweating again. Do you sweat at all with the boat dogs? Because I-

They're on? Yeah. Not at all. I really know. I used to sweat through a shirt just sitting like this. Oh me too. Now if I am working out or I'm doing whatever, I still sweat.

Yeah, if I like, yes. If I play basketball and stuff, you'll be sparing to our arms, you'll definitely sweat it. But at rest. But at rest. They would just, if I was in a car ride, which was the worst of that, because your arms just kind of by your side.

Yeah, and then you get out and you're like, oh my god, I squished two water balloons. I used to aim the air conditioning at my armpits. Like that, and then I try to drive like this. Yeah. It was never made of these things. I had a driving shirt and a show shirt. I'd literally like pull into like a,

the manetta over near the cellar and I'd like change shirts because I was like sweating through it just driving. Christine, what is this? You have up here. Lou sent it in. Black Lou? Mm-hmm. What is that?

What is this? Ew. What is it Lou? You know Dr. Pimple Popper that you love so much? I do. This is the ear wax version of her. So this love is that. So this love is that.

So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that.

So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. So this love is that. That's got to feel so good Oh Dude how to fucking centipede in his ear

Yeah, I'm good. I mean I do want to watch one more. I'm sorry. I'm lying Just people pulling I mean big old balls of wax have the rear what's the thing? Look at that? What are they called? Airwax montage look at that. Dr. Emily Taylor. Dr. Earwax. Yeah, three ear wax. It's the thing? Look at that. Look at that. What are they called? Airwax montage. Look at that. Dr. Emily Taylor. Dr. Earwax. Yeah. Three earwax. It's like the earwax compilation down at the bottom.

Say what's just a whole bunch of goop. Why these people are brilliant though? I want to go get my ears cleaned up by Dr. Earwax. I want to get some stuff taken off my body or whatever from Dr. Pimple Popper. Yeah. I mean, I want to get a cyst removed or something from Dr. Pimple Popper. You know what I mean? I want to get a cyst removed or something from Dr. Pimple.

They get me. I'm going to, I can't wait. Where are you going? I think I'm going to say that I just am bailed on me. It's just too expensive, which I hear, I guess, but I want to do it. A ring dinger.

It's my new thing. What the hell is that? I wait. They only do it at one chiropractor in the city. The ringdinger. It's trademarked by the way. Jacob still don't try to steal it. It changes your life. So what they do is... What do they kick you right in your asshole? No, no, seriously, they do. They put a thing... your legs are up at the knees. Your laying on your back, they have your feet raised up so your your back is straight.

They put two things, again, pause it for a second, Christine. They put these things, I think it's very important while you're laying on your back with your knees and feet raised. They put these padded things, they squeeze you in the waist. That's what the two side things are. So you're really held in place. Yeah, the way the table works, there's just a bunch of like holes in that area.

And they just make it fit to you that it's super squeeze, is crank the volume on this. This makes me so happy. They put a towel around your neck, wrapped around twice. To keep the memories in. Not like a news jigg, but everything's not racial here, dude. I'm sorry. You don't know. Run DMC. Oh, a big papa and juicy It's fighting two computers on a phone in front of me out of fine those things out too

I don't want you to run down the entire track listing of my fifth or death. I did look at the by the way He was But I remember those songs. Let's see it Um, so they read the tower on your neck and they grab the towel Kind of like under it under your ears Tell you to close your mouth Keep your tongue between behind your teeth and then listen This guy

Go to the doctor. I wanna go to. He puts a stick mark on his outie. Nerd alert. Doctor Steven something. Just do Doctor Steven. What, wait, wait. Ring dinger. It just literally like straightens up your spine or something.

Like what? When you hear someone who microphones it well. Yeah, because that sounded like a fart. You're gonna walk out, yeah, sounds like a fart. You're gonna walk out, yeah, it sounds like a fart, you're gonna walk out three inches tall. It's crazy, I mean, you're not going to, but it's, this is my good.

No, was that the noise? Oh, oh, no, that's you. Branches, I'll tell you the thing after this. Give me some ring ding. I'm going, this guy's gonna become my friend. So wait, this is your dude? This guy's gonna become my friend so wait this is your dude this guy's gonna become my friend yeah I'm going to him yet oh this helps say add it huh everything it resets your whole body this is like blowing in the Nintendo game well I gotta go this in for some I still have that my jaw goes

like dislocated almost sometimes what I would call it I want to hear the sound Wait, can you Makes me come I get so excited dude the thing that freaks me out is when you goes like all right Now keep your teeth exactly together put your tongue back. I know I want to say what freaks me out When he goes open mouth open then he goes over and he like chops you on the knee cap to see if your leg moves And no matter what sometimes they do sometimes they don't he goes you're all good So that's like I got a sign of million papers. I'll sign them Send them tonight, dude and pull my spine out of my asshole.

You know what's getting me right now on the, on the fucking algorithm is the, the shit that like you do, you take it and you shit like 15 pounds of shit out. Did you see that? I've done those before, like a colon blow. Yeah, but you order it and it's got, the people are like, I can't believe how much I shit.

Like I lost like 12 pounds shitting. Yeah. And it doesn't have the little asterisks that's like, may not shit 12 pounds. Like I look for those things, you know what I mean? Well, I will tell you when I did this, Todd Lynn, Reston piece, Todd Lynn years ago got into one of those, it's like called like,

oxy, oxy blow or something, it's not blow. It's oxy something, but it was you take like, and by the way, you take 12 pills at a time. And then when you have to go, you got to go. And one time in my old apartment, my third floor apartment, I ran to the bathroom, and when I pulled my pants down to go to the bathroom, I'm sorry, I'm talking to the microphone. I blasted shit all over my back wall and toilet and I was like, this is insane. Wow. You guys supposed to live like that.

Call me crazy. That's not how you live. Jacob, you're staring like you're gonna tell me three more biggie small songs now. You guys are like jumping around with the house of pain. You also had one caught a... Have you did name it? Are you in the door?

Kicking the door. Kicking the door. Baby, baby. That one. That's this way, but. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's sort of what he says. Wow.

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