The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - I Said What I Said

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

Big Jay responds to D.L. Hughley's mockery of him. D.L. called Jay a Nazi and walked that comment back, focusing on weak jokes about Jay's weight. He also challenged Jay to say these things to his face. Jay defends himself and plays clips of D.L. saying all the things on stage he is condemning other comedians for. Bobby makes fun Hughley's producer who laughs so hard he falls to the floor. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I'll talk. It's a bonfire. Faction Talk Series XM 103. What's wrong, buddy? I apologize. What's wrong? Somebody that knows me that knows him on the air.

Yeah? Just, and I actually said I'm on the air, texted on it, just keeps calling. Even though you said you're on the air. I don't understand that. Write the person off. Is it on? No. No, no. I'm trying not to, what's the word, get triggered?

anymore? Yeah. I'm trying to... Just be chill, dude. I'm trying to be chill. I'm trying to be chill. I'm trying to be chill where I, maybe a couple years ago, I would throw my phone at the wall and then fly to L.A. and fucking grab that person by the neck. Yeah. I'm not doing that anymore. That's the old you. It's the old me. We're old men now, dude. Yeah, I know. Oh, which actually kind of gets me into, I'm glad I said that. That kind of got me into the point to get back to what we were saying. It's the D. O. Hughley's saga. People that don't know that are just tuning in. Yes.

Jay did the roast and had a literally a great set. Everything was great. And of course, after this, people take these shots at what was good, what was bad. And they came after, you know, D.L. did a show. And he came after Tony. Tony, essentially. Tony, essentially, but they put a photo of you and Shane up there. I believe, I said this before.

I think it's the producer has something against you. I don't think it's me personally wanted to toss you in there too he just wanted he actually said you know no he apparently's got some history or some of the bunch of people that we know and it's all seems bad by all accounts it's bad so I'm like well and that's why I said I'm basically he called you a Nazi yeah and you didn't you responded as you should but you did it trying to be funny sure with whatever energy you had and they got a hold of it and here we are today they responded to your response your response to their response to now it's their response to oh we should put a hold of it and here we should put a hold of it and now it's their response to your response to your response to you should their response. They said you got, they were having fun for a minute, which was nice. They were having fun. They were getting fat jokes. Yeah, that's what you're a comic. This is what you should be doing. You should be, yeah, busting balls and those kind of stuff. Yeah, busting balls making fun. But here's a thing, too, you're making fun of a group of people.

I'm sure there's fat people that saw this that are really mad. Is this, I don't know if this is the one. Right? I don't know if that's the one. This would have bothered me four years ago. I would have been pissed off at this. It says somebody check on D.L. He'll hear. or something like that. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I pulled up the total. Yeah, so he went back to you, but you're right. He was definitely, they had a, I think, that was the right way. They had a meeting and came up with this. They had a powwow, which is fine. I got, so this is the video, right? Yes, this is on his site.

I think it's clipped out. I'm not sure if it's the whole section of the podcast. I can get the podcast. I can get the first thing. It says, I'm not going back and forth with a motherfucker that lactates. Hang on. D-L.

Stop and a little, Come on, buddy. You're just like, there's just, make fat jokes, buddy, but you're just like, you're doing like old fucking

sticky vaudevillian versions of it. Well, it reminds me of... You got never made a foul, he never liked. Well, here's a thing. I bring the good stuff. I bring the good stuff.

Oh, that was funny. I had to go on to the the desk. No, but, you know, well, look, you're at the table, it always takes a couple of good ones. It always takes a couple mediocre ones to get to the good ones. Sure. You're kind of, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I only watched this one time, the clip, too, but the stuff they were saying was making me laugh. He made me laugh a few times, yeah, for sure. I said, it was just genuinely, it was getting dressed and I was like, that's funny. It's funny when you watch it, if you're a fan of comedy and I love you, I will protect you, I'll fight for you. Oh, dude. were great dude when I saw before I heard it

De Rosa called me he goes he goes dude me and Keith Robinson were laughing at him calling you a fucking drag queen or something like they're a drag queen yeah but they're a little like empty well listen I'm saying like uh a couple of them were a couple of real good yeah Roseanne Barr made me like go play him play him I don't remember I only watched the one time so maybe I'm even judging all some of these might be fucking doozies

because you're black and dumb don't tell me honest don't tell me how this is the producer it's like the TMZ It's like Eric Andre in the imitating Timsy That was a good one Oh this one made me laugh

This made me laugh actually I saw I see it by the way Disclosures I see it on the What do you call it? The closed captioning But this made me laugh Really good And I heard this one

I was like God I wish I thought of that one Give it a dude Back it up a second I can't back it up Fuck all right play Oh that's not the one I thought it was so I didn't eat my fingers No the joke was

Do you have all the jokes right Yeah Yeah play the uh the nail polish one. I made Lou good all the jokes. This was my favorite DL joke. Oh, God damn it, I did the thing I always do.

I did the thing I always do. I took someone's worst joke and made it better. I just did it into my own insult. His buddy says, so I don't eat my fingers. To stop chewing is the wrong. You mean stop biting, he means. You know what? I have to do I have to disagree with you.

The word chewing is a great word. Okay. Especially for a fatso. Do you wear a figure, dude, that's one of the jokes. But when the stop chewing isn't... You got to put fingernail polish on so you know when to stop chewing. Biting. Because you'll just keep eating. Now, chewing's funnier.

Did you? She just want to yell you to like you. No. Thanks for pulling the brakes on my joke. No. No, we've all went over these jokes behind your back. And the chewing was the good one. But yeah, well, I mean, I guess I wasn't also the audience for it.

But I said, I'm fine with all the dicta. The man whose talent is lacking is his dick size. Again, talking about my weaner so much is pretty strange. It's weird to question my sexuality when you're talking about my weeners so much. Can I tell you why, though? Because this is what bothered me. What? Is that he said he doesn't, I don't know this fat, this fat mother who?

I don't even know this fat fuck. But then he knew every detail about you. He knows that your weaner's out there. It's not a big one. It's a regular size. You have fingernail polish. You have red stuff. in your hair. He knew all the stuff about you.

He worked the same clubs. They're much happier when I go to those clubs because the people tip and treat everyone nice. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Oh, really? We're the same fucking skis. He's doing casinos, I guess, but besides that, it's like, we're all the same fun clubs. He's got nowhere. But

anyway, the issue is, I've never said, I've never thought twice about Deel Huli ever, but the one that got me and the thing, well, first of all, again, the hypocrisy lives on. Who do I love it? I do love when everybody said he wants to fucking give you the old, this is how it is man I'm letting you know how it is

you can keep play you can keep playing I think there's more the fat stuff in there the AI pictures are great yeah there's one where you can't get an AI prompt to make me that good by the way there's one where you sitting in a bowl with your stomach out that was like I'm gonna make me laugh too you see him slow motion going like this like I know what I've done my whole life

that's not true Jay Jay is fixing his hair gel Jay were you thinking about what you've done your whole life what you were Big J. O'E. O'Brien thinks about every moment of his life before he does a show. Dewey Cox.

Big Joe O'Person thinks about every day of his life. This is the crazy, this is the narrative it's nuts for this guy to do. That he's making up shit. He's literally taking a moment where you just fixed your beautiful hair and he's saying you,

he's telling the audience what you were thinking was all the race. My whole life. My whole life of racism. This fake laughing producer is enraging. Like he's, I've been, I've worked with me. Well, apparently, here's the thing.

It's to my knowledge that a friend of mine has been talking to D.L. Healy, which I've got to say, I do find kind of weird. D.L. Healy doesn't want any part of this to continue at all and apparently is made aware of this producer here. But I'm just said, my argument against the whole thing was like, no, I'm going to come on and talk about it today. Whether he wants it dead in the water or not, like, because now we're doing the thing that, like, that's fun. Now we're doing the ball by You want to call me fat and say I have a little dick I'm fine with all those fucking things I would trade dicks at my fingernail powers

So I don't chew my hands It actually makes you stop Because you're fat and you can't stop eating The hypocrisy of the fucking like The policing of comedy by comedians is fucking crazy because you have a history idiot You have your own history of everything And come out and do all your apologies if you want

But go if you can keep playing that Christine's at the end of this I said Alan Washington won't the end of this caught me It made me laugh so hard Why does he fall down every time? Because he's acting. He's laughing for a paycheck. He's acting and he's not good actor.

Jay, you didn't get that every time something was funny, we were all going under the table like him? No, I just trust that I was killing that hard. I know. I don't understand why he has to go on. What does it say? Take my name out your mouth. Go ahead.

Hang on one second. That was my second favorite one That was my second favorite When he said you have more room for snacks There's a thing somewhere where he says Here's the issue I took with any of it All that's great He goes

And I said all those things That I wouldn't say to his face He goes he wouldn't say it to my face What's the implication there When you say it's if you tell somebody You wouldn't say it to my face What do you mean by that? It's like I'm going to do something about it

But you're a 63 year old dude And you're not going to do anything about it And I would gladly say it to your face I have to employ it bunch of people to make sure I don't say things to people's faces. So if the argument there is you're making something like you wouldn't say, absolutely. Get in front of me and I'll be happy to say all these things in front of your face.

I will not. I'll die trying before I lose a fight to the fucking bathroom break of the original Kings of Comedy. I can't even go back to Philly with that. I'll lose my black card. I'll lose my black card about this with a deal, Hulie. That's what it takes. If you're a white guy, you lose a fight, D.L. U.E. You have to give your black card back.

You're going to make you give that shirt back. Black People Rule. My Black People Rule short would be stripped from me. I can't have that. And you'll never be in Comedy Express. No. No, not at all.

But I mean, yeah. I mean, it's just, it's not a... Threaten, like, the funny thing back and forth at all. I don't like that, too, that when you threaten it, when you start threatening somebody...

Well, just the idea that you wouldn't say to my face is a thing. You're challenging. In some ways, like, sure I will. Why not? But, like I said before, I think the first one, he was set up...

I think he was set up by that producer to... to have you in there. And I think the... Bobby, I'm even listening to I've got to think about my life. Jay's putting his fingers through his hair, so he's thinking...

He's thinking about all the time he said racist stuff. You know, my racist life. Can I just say this about that? I'm astounded that producer admitted to that on the air. I mean, okay, good, you admitted it. That's fucking crazy that he gave his editor that note.

No, D. O. Hulie is, as we said, he is the stupidest of the stupid. He is dumb, because he, He is admittedly, by the way, he's talked to our friend who has said, like, he goes, you're being played. And D.L. He was now going, like, I do see it's happening. I see it's happening. And so I'm saying, I don't even want to go at him to ours. He's, like, lost in this situation. It's just that you're trying to cling on to something that's fucking stupid. And take responsibility for your fucking show. And if your show posted this thing up. And I say, I'm not worried you call me a fucking Nazi. I've been called Nazi a thousand fucking times. It's a stupid fucking comment. It's just because racist doesn't hit anymore. And it's just an easy fucking thing to cast out. It's a comedy. you know what I mean especially to white comedians for sure but like uh to come off of that it's like all the things you can call fucking D.L. Hewley do you know what I mean like she's a weird thing I've never policed deal he was comedy I can't bring myself to watch it but I've never fucking

policed it and just think of what he should do better or different or he should chill out on this or whatever fuck he wants to talk about so it's a weird thing you set yourself up for a fucking a failure for that do you have the end of that clip please it proves the word Nazi or racist means nothing because he if I was DLE I'd be livid at that producer for doing that for setting him up he has he just laughs along with him so I can't well it seems more I cannot understand it seems like he was playing him to get him to not like Jay by putting him in there sure by by I mean calling Jay a hack is like outrageous and then you're writing a whole right writing room thing to to get back at Jay like this is such a setup it's such an unprecedented

professional. I think I'd be fired if I was this producer if I did that here. I know I'm dumb. I know I'm dumb. I know I'm dumb. D.O. Hulie saying he's like I'm not dumb. That's what I'm saying he doesn't believe that. So he's easy to fucking take advantage. He thinks he's fucking genius. So he looks like a fucking idiot in this whole thing. I don't know what the word means. If you called somebody a Nazi, you wouldn't. Just I'm saying if you did. Sure I would. Sure. Okay. But if you if you meant it in earnest and I was in charge of putting a video. component I would be as cautious like I was handling like uranium in my hand it would be that sensitive to me because I wouldn't I wouldn't want to implicate anyone you didn't implicate no yeah for sure I'm just gonna add to more people yeah that's fucking bananas to me that he did that but when I posted it about two extra people who cares when I posted I was gonna do this he reached out to our common person said you could reach out to me if you wanted to I'm not a hard person to get my fucking information from I think 40,000 fans have it from different documentaries and things that have been out there showing it.

I've never changed my number. You're just a hard person to pick up the phone. I might not text you back. I might not text you back or answer, but you can call me for sure. But my thing is, he could have called me about that. But I'm saying, like, I said, me and D.L. He could have a longstanding fucking beef of just shitting on each other's fucking comedy and dicks, which I'm fine with also.

I just am better than he is, so I'd be very happy to, like, get into that. However, just fucking tuck your tail, dude. Say you fucking started yapping before you started thinking and you let a fucking white boy manipulate you and they're doing something he wanted you to do. You look like a fucking chump. Handle your stuff. That made me mad. Control your fucking staff, dude.

You're letting them boy you around. You look like a fucking idiot. Is this the one here? This made me laugh. It's almost like everything he said he didn't do. We have proof of him too. Yeah, that's this video, right? That's this one.

Well, there's like he did like. He did like eight of them. Oh, what the fuck? Jay, settled down. What's this guy doing white voice? The entire basis of all black comedy? You're talking about ground zero of all black comedy. It was a different time, Jay.

The world has changed. Oh, boy, it has. Thank God the white man has risen up, so we don't stand for this kind of nonsense anymore. Do you think people are still doing white voices when they talk about white people? That's when black guys wore suits that didn't fit. They didn't get them custom made yet

Yeah Hey no Chinese people live here Whoa Oh What the fuck is happening That was never okay Jay What the fuck is happening Okay well he's probably made major penance for this

Right I'm sure he's really turned it all around I guess I wouldn't do that now Isn't that easy to say that Now I wouldn't do that Solves the problem real quick don't If I don't do that now I don't do that Now, is that a racist black impression or am I almost fucking nailing Dio Huli at this point now.

Come on, guys. Go on, any more ching chingonging? Let's see. What a hack. You've had more than that over your house. Huh? I have had more than that over my house. At once, sometimes.

At once. Black Lou, I didn't count you in that. I didn't count Black Lou in that. It's so funny that he's calling you a racist and all you've wanted your whole comedy career. Black people to love me. Is to be black people to love you. It's all you want to call me a Nazi if you saw the way I looked at Rizza when it's in here. We should just send him your first tape back in Philly.

When I do the Riza, is that being racist? I'm like, in particular, particular all. Um, balugular all. I mean, you're, you've been embedded in the black comedy community since the start. Well, I would say probably not much anymore. I don't know anybody the new people would be now. Yeah,

but I started in it, yeah, for sure. You started it, you ran for a... I don't have to prove my not racistness. The deal. He'll let him think him racist. I don't give a fuck. Let's have that argument. He's going to look like a dummy there too.

It's just a matter of like... But he also brings up Patrice and Keith legends. Two of your best friends. It's like, dude, well, you think... So you're saying Keith and Patrice are fucking idiots because they're hanging out,

they're hanging out with... A hack. Close friends with a racist. Hanging out with a racist hack. Yeah. Fat racist hack, no less. Yeah, fat. I wonder what DiL Healy thought about Patrice's relationship with salads.

I don't know. I guess you'd probably want to said it. And little dicks. And little dicks. Man, my teeny tiny dick. Thank God. Always pulling up one week behind Deo Healy at an improv. What was the last gym?

To get that staff. Some much needed tips. That's so my favorite thing that I used to make that example. It's funny. Dale Healy is one of the examples, too. You've been on the road a bunch to know that when you go to a place. When I wasn't selling tickets at all, like when I was headlining and like just, I mean, even a few fucking years back,

just like Friday Late Show could be like light. Yeah. Like empty almost, you're not empty, but like 50 people maybe. Yeah. And then you're like, fuck, I'm, and I start telling the staff, you know, the one I remember was the Columbus, Funny Bone, I think. Yeah, Funny Bone, I guess it is. But I was like saying the staff, I was like, I was feel bad when you see him,

like, I'm so sorry, there's no one here. Like, I'm so sorry, you guys are. And they go, it's fine. He goes, your crowd drinks and tips, we're fine with that. He goes, D.L. He was here last week. and it's not a black scent that's a perfect impression to that lady

she was Jewish she just talked like that what are you going to do you said there's other things of him he said some critical stuff I think he said something to you about your selling tickets like he sells more tickets than you

no no you don't probably not no not right and by the way if you do fine you're the one of the original kings of comedy you're supposed to but guess what maybe you sell more tickets than me

but everybody else the original kings of comedy including the Bernie Mac estate probably generates more money than Theo Hewley. Steve Harvey became a fucking gazillionaire. Secretary of Entertainers are a respected actor and he's on Broadway now and a thousand things. Yeah, definitely.

And Bernie Mac is a fucking legend. I mean, he died a legend. People always say one of the best that ever did it. And then there's bathroom break. You can't sit through a three-hour comedy show and not go to the fucking bathroom, dude. Someone's got to eat that fucking bullet. Stop making me go on to the desk.

Sorry. Bathroom break. Yeah, so whatever. I mean, I really can put a fucking pin in the whole thing. If he wants to go back and take like fucking laughing jabs at each other, but just, you know, before you say, I wouldn't say it to your face. Come in front of my face. Come on the show.

Be in front of my face. Come on the bonfire. I'll most definitely say it to your face. And I'll be honest with you. I don't think there's much going to happen about it other than two guys having a conversation. or an argument. You know what I mean? What's he going to do?

Yeah. Dumb conversation. I think he was revved up. I think he was revved up. And then... Imagine when I point out the fucking the Kings of Comedy thing that everyone said for years

and never told him. That was going to fucking really sting hard. Oof. I would hate to be called bathroom break, Bob. I wish I was an Asian so he can come out. Now he's going to come to next week.

He goes, what would that five boy? What would that dude white boy say to me? He said, I'm the... He said, you're the bathroom break of comedy. That's pretty good. Oh, the comedy bathroom break, right there.

Such a fucking dumb double standard. These are, even playing, these are not just the titles of them. It's like, D.L. Hugley Farrakhan. D.L. Hugley defends the F word. D.L. Hugley defending rape jokes. And it's all just him. It's not being said about him. It's clips of him.

Doing what? Doing all that? Being hypocritical, basically. Oh, let's see it. I want to see some of this. Yeah, please. now he's the police now he's the police

fucking dumb him do you forget you've been on camera for your whole fucking career you knit wit I mean so fucking stupid comics have to stop talking serious yes you really

you gotta stop talking serious about comedy if something was said if somebody got in trouble fucking shut the fuck up dope just shut up let somebody else do that shit Yeah.

You don't, because in reality, you don't care. If it was funny, it was funny. That's it. Oh, somebody's trying to be funny. You got to let them try to be funny. And he, I mean... By the way, before that funny, you could have said any point to us. He goes, yeah, he said he understands why I was mad, but he didn't go.

He goes, sorry, we did that. That was a fucked up thing to do. But he couldn't. Now, I get why he didn't feel like he could because I'd already come at him. About his fucking dumb hat and shit. So that stuck up his ass for sure. And don't forget the gay thing, too. Oh, yeah.

and then also that he's gay. And you learn that early on in comedy. Yeah. I'll tell you what, I would call him the F word, but it turns out you can't say that here at a series like that they said. So I can't.

But D.L. Healy thinks it's okay. So just know, right now, D.L. Healy, internally, I'm screaming it at you. You're behaving such like one, but rules is rules, dog. You have to touch your hair when you do it. What do you got to do?

Yeah. Hey, you're the F word. Hmm? Go ahead. We got some more hypocrisy. I didn't even know these ones. These are new to me. I didn't see any of these.

I like this stuff. This stuff's great. Yeah, this is what you say yourself up for. Yeah. That's what you say yourself up for. It would be a fucking walking, talking hypocrite. I hope you don't deal with Farrakhan. Farrakhan would be embarrassed in this behavior.

I said what I said and I stand by what I said. Mm-hmm. You said, no, I say, when I say, I say, I say, I say. I say, I say. I thought that was loose track. It was. Oh, of him saying, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I say, I said. I said, what I said.

And I say, I say, I say, say, I said. Say him by Dun Dunston said it. You seen a chicken hawk? You see a chicken hawk I'm through here. Oh, oh God. He's saying you could have sex with his kids for money? That's not, you couldn't possibly be a joke. It's got to be real.

Hey, come here for a minute, Ginger. No, a bitch, there ain't no police on this eye. Oh, it's a rape joke. I was just asking you to be nice. Oh. Oh, my God. times is different now though we know rape's bad no

we come up now we come to find out that rape's bad now in the 80s it wasn't bad no that now you understand it yeah yeah right good god and do you want to see him talking about Farrakhan why not he never brought a Farrakhan at all he said

no but he says he said what he said he said we say say say we say do he say say we say do he say we say do we say we say we do we say we do we say we do we say we do we do we say we do we do we say we do we do we Do he say, we say, we say, we say, and he said, we say, we say, we say, we say, we say, can you say that one more time? I stand by, say, we say, we say, we come back and come down, say we say we say. I said what I said when I say, when I say, when he's going to say it. You should put this freeze frame of you putting your hair, fingers through your hair and think, what is Jay thinking right now? He's going to find me on the Epstein list.

Oh God, I hope they don't start digging. Yeah, this is the, this is when you take itself too serious. Well, I have no, I don't think I have many super serious conversations like that about the F word that he's having. I definitely said the word, but it's always trying to be funny. I don't get mixed up in this conversation of like the serious stuff. I want everything to be funny, man. Yeah, this stuff is for actors. Actors get into this apology.

No, no, no. The Entertainer became the actor. Oh, yeah. You're talking about they become game show hosts, but that's Steve Harvey. We should never. Some of them become forever legends, forever young. But you're probably thinking of Bernie Mac. Right, yeah.

And then you realize you probably have to take a piss. That's because bathroom breaks. The only other person you can think of. First of all, who do I have to lie to? There's no one hawking over me about my diet plan. Who do I got to lie to? I only had a bonus burger earlier. That's it, Jacob.

He doesn't know you're on the fat juice either. Back up? Back up. He's never talked about Farrakhan. Veracan, he has said some things that are problematic. I will not pretend like he hasn't, but he hasn't done those in decades. So now he's being punished

so it can look like we're even handling. Black guys in fucking Django hats. Tell me how the world works. God damn, the fans are really magical people. That's total bitch, dude. He's the best. Yeah, we don't have AI prompts, but we have really talented people that like us a lot.

Yeah, I got no AI, but I have real-life fact. backing up of everything you're saying being fucking hypocritical and lying and you're a boob you're a stupid boob that's your camera you're a fucking boob d o hulie but as i sit on legioness gang's last week i'm patiently waiting for your apology whenever you get laid out there buddy come here or if you want to be in front of my face and i think and i'll say the things that i said to you already what if he comes up to him goes look man i i i fucked up i'm sorry i shouldn't have thrown you in there like that i got kind of set up and we went back or fork, but I understand where you're coming from.

I don't even have a problem. Honest to God, all the last things he did, the last round of stuff he said, didn't bother. The other thing that bothered me, it was like, you wouldn't say it to my face. You're questioning my character then that I think, I'm hoping this never gets back to you. I'm praying it gets to you. I'm hoping it got to you. You're actually paying a Filipino boy to videotape it. Paying a Filipino boy.

You know what he said to me? And he said to me, he goes, when you want off boss? When you want to put it up? D.L. Hewley and his guy are probably falling under the table with laughter right now about that one. God, they love Chinese access. Good lie. Make me food. But yeah, I'm just saying like...

Fucking guy, make me food. And he's not going to tuck his tail, and that's fine. He doesn't have to tuck his tail, but I mean, and if you want to do something, we do something together and talk about it, that's fine too. We never have to do that ever again. We could drop it here. Or you can say more stuff about...

I mean, if we go back and forth, we go back and forth. But I really... I feel he's back to no corner. His fucking guy set him up. He's watching him... this fucking L in because there's no thing there's nothing to stand on yeah another guy put the picture up he does he's he's he's he's a he's a he's he's set responsibility for his own show so yeah well yeah I think Jacob said it he shouldn't have put that picture up of you he was talking

about he was talking he was talking he's talking about Tony should just put the picture of Tony and D.L would have went that way with it and they have and did by the way Tony and Shane have so much bigger fish to fry than D.L. Huley that that went way by them. And the fact that he just threw me up in it and I was like, oh, I'll say something a D.L. He'll bet I can get to him. Because even if he doesn't know who I is, he doesn't know who I am, I'll get to him. I guess what? He does now. Yeah, he's quite a way of who I am right now. He knows exactly who you are now. He does. He knows where he's not going to see me in the slender section of the store.

That's all he's gotten so far. Or the vegetable section. He probably knows I'm Jewish now. Yeah, by the way, cancel my salad tonight. I'm not letting this guy tell me what I eat. D.L. He'll be all you what fuck I want. You don't have to listen to you, you motherfucker. Oh, you're going to fuck I want to eat. Yeah, so, I mean, you know, to put the rest as far as in my head.

There was some thing he said possibly about coming on my other shows like next week or something. It's like, the whole thing's so, like, convoluted. It's like, fucking D.L. Healy, stop being a fucking poon. Stop being an F word. And that's okay with you. You can say. You can say whenever you want he says. It's not a serious X-M.

Hey, I wish serious X-M. Are they listening now? Hey, Sirius X-M. Be as cool as D.L. Hewley and let Bobby start saying the F word. The guy's a fucking... He's got under pressure, like a goddamn... Like a fucking rice cooker.

Yeah, dude. I don't want to say the whole word. I just want to say the three-letter one. Yes. Yeah, let me say it. D.L. Huey says it's cool. It's fine. You have to go to a place to hear things like that. I don't want the aught.

God damn. I love it. I got to fire my trainer You have a trainer? No What? I was fire my trainer You have a snack trainer?

Why didn't they just put fat pictures of me up? Why did they do AI ones? I don't know They probably wanted to go with the joke, I think. But I'm fat. But there's no pictures. Oh, I didn't see the one.

They typed in Roseanne, Big J. Oh, I didn't see the ones that were like other things. I thought they were just the one that was like me. I mean, if they search, they probably could find you biting your fingernails. Oh, yeah. Biting my fingers, several things.

Yeah. Eating my own hands by accident? You know, it's funny if you had a picture. They could definitely find the little dick one. If you had a picture of my fucking hands before when I used to bite my nails and it was down, and if you showed that first, you could really hammer that home, too, about the nails thing. Do you know what I mean? Because my nails, like, he had to start painting his nails because he was eating his fingers when he was eating.

All the. AI photos they did have, they could find those real photos of you some version of it. Maybe not, he said there was one in a tub. You're not going to take a PC picture of me a tub. That'll never happen. We can see you naked by a tub. Not wrong about that. I hope he doesn't find that. Yeah.

Well, good for you putting that back out there in the world. Well, like you said, though. You'll send it to him. Here's what you did. Dude, bump phones. You did, you did make them funny, be funny. Yeah, no, what's what I'm saying? Like, that God is he stopped pontificating. and started like just coming, like doing ball busting. Trashing you.

Great. Yeah, by all means, we can go back and forth and that a thousand times if you want. I don't give a shit. Or we could drop it or it is what it is. But it's like you are a chump and a sucker for what you're letting this guy apparently do to you and not seeing it coming. Yeah. So it is what it is. And that's my piece.

I said what I said and I stand by what I said. And I said what I said and I said, done, don't said it. That's true spiel. Because I've been done to it when I said. When I said our son said it when I said it. It's what? Truth spiel. That's true spiel.

True spiel. When I don't speak English? True spiel. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I bet he's regretting it. As a comedian, I bet he's regretting it. No, I don't think so. I think so.

I think he's like, ah, fuck. I got caught up in something that I can't win this fight. Because what you just said, he knows that he said all this other bullshit. He knows that you're respected comedian. He knows you're not a hack. He probably talked. to I bet you nine and a 10 people that he brought your name up to they're like ah he's fucking great I love big I don't even defend any of those things you're well-loved you're

well you can think I'm a heckle yet none of that stuff like that doesn't weigh on me at all like none of the stuff right there's just that uh his his standing up for this as long as he can is what I find very strange versus having just kind of like yeah I fucked up but I fucked up there's a fuck up here and you're a dumb fat little dick shit fine that's all fine but the whole thing is he just kind of rolling this thing is then his fat boy come talking shit he goes well address the issue first the thing do you know what I mean like come with the thing what you said and he just dismissed it as fast as like I don't make those videos do you know what I'm saying yeah it's almost like I said like the I don't that's why I said

I didn't agree so much when you were saying about kev like absolving himself of the thing of going like why do I get answered for it he goes well it is your production so you I'm not saying you have to answer for either individual joke you your answer your defense is oh I believe in these guys and I think they're funny. So I wanted to let them do whatever that's what they do, and they did what they do. I loved it.

Do you know what I'm saying? If you say at some point in that video, Kev's going to go like, why are they coming to me? Why are they coming to me? He goes, well, it's the Kevin Hart that you produced and everyone assumes you booked every person on it

and knew about everybody a person on it, which is kind of true, I guess. I think it's more what D.L said, it's like you can't go after a joke. A joke is a joke. Well, he said it himself. Well, he said what he said,

man, we said, I say, I say, I say, I say, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say. It's true speech. It's true spiel. It's true spiel. That's true spiel.

It just has an air of, it comes off like he has its air of moral superiority. And then shows you that he's been a hypocrite in every one of them, right? Isn't that crazy? First of all, obviously the word Nazi means really nothing. It's like a cartoon and saying, I'm good, you're bad. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's taking the steam off these words. It proves people care about their own group only.

Yeah. He does not give it. shit about the N-word that's a bad word. Gays retards. Nazi. Fatsos. Call anybody that. Fatsos. He doesn't really. He hates fatos.

You heard of here first. You heard here first. D.L. Hu he doesn't care about fatsoes. What did Kanye West say about D.L. Who doesn't care about fatsoes? George Bush does not care about black people. Yeah. I wish Mike, could we some of the superimposed Mike Myers next to me when I say that? D.L. Who doesn't

care about fatso's? And then I'd have him be like, what? What? What are you doing? That's crazy. He really did trash fat people. He hates fatos. It all came out. Listen, can I tell you something? What? It all came out. Let me tell you something. It's the same thing. It all goes with the same argument they're making when they're like, if there's any argument about Sherald Underwood, they're going like, well, all you do is make jokes about how dark she was, how dark-complectic she was. And I go, that's all I know about. I don't know her like that.

And I don't have time to get into an intricate thing about the people I don't know for it. I was there to talk about people I know more, but they said, like, hit everybody on the day. if you can. And I did. She, poor fucking Cheryl Underwood, not poor, she's doing great about it. But I do feel bad that she's had to be like the arm of like the festival. It's got to go around and tell her everybody that it's okay. Like, leave her the fuck alone. She's clearly

fine. Stop bothering her. Stop making her have to come up into, so now she has to be everyone going everywhere. It goes, Tony, Shane, and everybody's like great. And she's doing that. She's doing that. And it's like, I think it's a weird responsibility that thrust upon her. I think Shane's response is the best. It's the best. It was better than

Anything I've said today was Shane's response. And he didn't say nothing about it. He's not talking about it. He's just... No, and then she'll fucking fade into whatever she's going to go back into. All this will go away in a week. Of course. I don't have a...

That's what I said. I don't have a thing. There was the only... Everyone's picking up whatever's coming from this in whatever way. If I wasn't in there, in fact, if Lewis didn't tell me, I heard... I just had a thing on that was playing all the highlights of what people were saying about the roast. She's going to hear. And I heard D.L. Healy talking about it.

I heard him say Nazi and all that stuff. When I talked to Lewis is when he said, he goes, you see, D.L. Heli's calling you a Nazi? That's when I was like, no. That's when I saw the thing, I was like, oh, I'll mention that. I'm not looking for anything like that. And people said I sucked at the roast or wasn't funny. What do you just, the voice in my head?

That's what I mean. Like, I don't go into anything being like, they ain't ready for me. I'm about to go up there and slice this place to fuck down. I was like, I was staring at my knees until I went on stage and going, like, I hope I did. And then when I got off, I was almost shell-shocked. again. It was all such a blur because I was like, I can't believe I just did this. This is nuts.

So like, yeah, it's fucking whatever weeks later, because you're a Nazi. He goes, what joke up there would seem Nazi-ish to you? He's a dipshit. Well, if you guys like Nazis, this weekend, it's going to be a fat one out. I'm doing what I call now. My comedy rallies. So bring your swast tickets and your leather jackets to New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut, May 29th, and the 30th. Raise up, comedy fans. And then he's going to Spokane Comedy Club, June 5th, and 6th. After that, he's going to be in Minneapolis, Buffalo.

Then he's going to the motherland of all the Harrisburg, PA. We're taking back the comedy country, one club at a time. He's going to Canada, a woman pack. Oh, wait, is this accent me being racist, dude? Come on now. Visit bigjcomody.com for his tickets and info. YouTube.com slash at Biggio because he's going to go live Thursday night. Bobby Kelly is going to be at Governors in Levittown, Long Island, June 19th and the 20th.

And then the comedy mothership in Austin, July 3rd to the 5th. After that, he's going to be in Port Smith, New Hampshire, Saratoga Springs, and Brooklyn, New York at the all-new improv. For tickets and all tour dates, go to Punch Up.com.com. Of course, you can catch him every Tuesday night, the Fat Black Pussycat Lounge, the comedy seller. he is going right as we speak. Thanks for letting me talk about all that, Bobby. Buddy, I love you.

I hope it was funny. My thing was supposed to be funny about this whole thing, but point out those hypocrisy videos were just wonderful. And the fact that I had to sit on those, keep in mind for like five days now. You know what I mean? We don't broadcast during the weekend. We were off on Memorial Day, so I was like,

and that guy, total bitch just kept, I know his name, but he just kept sending me more things like, look, he's done it again. I'm like, oh my God. perfect good so I hope the point is made whether he wants to fucking drink it down or not is up to D.L. Hewley. Those hats are gay I said what I said and I said and I said it. And look it is. Uh, uh, uh, D.L. Healy, my painted fingernails. I was going to get one of those hats. I'm not now. No. No, no, no, no. That'd be the thing you're on team Hughley. I shouldn't have got my surgery. I should just got my fingernails painted. Yes.

You just eat less because you're worried about eating your hands. hands off. We'll catch you guys tomorrow on the show. Until then, everybody, crackle, crackle.