The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - "If You're On TV, You Should Not Be On Reddit" (w/ Bill Burr, Michael Price, Andy Fiori, Shane Gillis & Mike Finoia)

Episode Date: November 12, 2018

Bill Burr & Michael Price come in and talk “F is for Family.” Shane Gillis & Andy Fiori stop by to recap last week’s mushroom fueled Cyress Hill concert with the Bonfire Crew and Jay and Shane debate the manliness of “Footloose.” 

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Of course everyone You know because he's playing Madison Square Garden this Wednesday and you know from his show Ethos for family on Netflix bill bird joins the show everybody Dude, I look real quick. I thought that was Jim Norton We're doing undercover boss. We want to see if you notice that. Wait a moment, over here. And Mike, producer of F is for family. Showrunner, captain of the ship.

Captain of the ship. Captain of the ship. Didn't mean to call him a coordinator when he's ahead. Cut. That's right. Season three of F is for family coming out on Netflix. Streaming the whole season, you can binge it. Took us a little over a year to do the season.

You guys can all watch it in about 2 and 1 half hours. And then hit us with the, when's the next one come out? Is that usually the first thing that comes out after like the big happens like, I loved it when season we're getting, I'm getting that stuff now on the internet. Where's season four? As you can see it hasn't come out yet. Yeah. We're going to try to work on a little quicker schedule. But hopefully if we get like the season four knowledge. Yeah, but you guys are doing animation, which I think a lot of people think it's just an overnight process when it's a fucking law.

That's what I thought. I was going, this is going to be great. I can wear whatever I want, show up with a baseball hat, no wardrobe, obviously no hair, have to worry with me, but just to not have to do the makeup and have it a mustache glued on you. None of that crap just show up and then It was really I would say Mike that the first the first season went that's the hardest one because you literally don't even know what they look like

Yeah, and it's kind of funny with each cartoon you kind of have to come up with your own sort of race of animated people The Simpsons are yellow with the big eyes can't do that so you kind of had to have like are we gonna? Are we gonna try to be the ones that actually has, you know, five fingers on the hands. So we did. Yeah, we did. So you guys went five fingers? We went five fingers.

That was the first thing I said, five fingers are I quit. What? That would have been funny if you lost writers. Mike is such a monster, he demanded five fingers. I wonder if he was fine. But it was fun. We had like a ton of different versions of Frank. We had something that looked like you.

Yeah, it was weird. Did you have to shoot that down? Were you like, I'm not having a cartoon that looks exactly like me. Well, the thing was, was at first, you know, as we were doing it, there was so much yelling in the beginning that they just had Frank looking like a lunatic and it's all right, man. We got to soften this guy up a little bit. Or just like me and three of my friends might find this is funny.

So that was, I mean, we spent like a week on noses and jaws and like, it was a, I was sitting there. And I don't know if I ever communicate, you probably saw my body language. I was really sitting there going, what the fuck did I get myself into? This is like, you get to approval on all the different ideas of the style. I know, but when you get approval on everything, that means you also have to look at everything. So then it's just like, so,

I'm sorry, you're one of those things where it just became, well, thank God, when we first saw the animatics, the first time the animatics, they just vaguely sketch it. He told us, he goes, don't worry, because he's done like 9,000 episodes of The Simpson. He goes, it's supposed to look, you know, it's gonna look terrible. The Simpson's to look, you know, it's going to look terrible. Yeah. The Simpsons look terrible, you know, and then eventually we get it up and run it.

And I saw it on, and like, and especially because we're doing comedy, it was like the timing, everything was just like just pushed out a good half-second second, which just makes it all fall down the stairs. And I was just sitting there like, oh my god, I'm the worst voice-over actor ever. This is what happened. This is not what I pictured it to be and then you just you just start grinding it down over the yeah That's got to be so are they showing you like swatches of ears like coming in being like this could be the ear this They were like yeah for like the main characters. They were like 15 different versions of everybody with a different ear, different nose, different hair, different shirt.

And we just had to pick what we liked and get the gear from this guy, the shirt from that one. So it was police things where they tried, he's got eyes like this. And I was like, what did he look like? I think with our thing, it was more just getting the look of the 70s

that we remembered. Because like so much, like one of our little things on the show was no lava lamps. None of that sort of like, hey, groovy whatever the hell you spore ever was it was just like the the seventies i remembered the early seventies it was really like uh... this whole time where you know a lot of that rust belt stuff to factors are going away the gas crisis

and it was really sort of and there was all of these once great buildings in the twenties and thirties that were now forty and fifty years old every sports complex was falling apart. You guys know that being... You could rattle the steel though. You could fucking get a good chant going on those old stadiums. I don't know if you'll... The old mile high stadium was just like metal and you could just clam your fucking

snow boots on that and you're like, this thing got loud. And now it's that new, like, glass fiverr shit. I went to a Patriots game. Yesterday, had great seats, it was like a box. I checked my coat at the game. I went to a football game. I checked my parker. Oh, how is this like what is this world? This is awesome. Yeah. Me and you went to the Eagles old stadium veteran stadium together and that was a stadium that had to knock down eventually because it was taking like three careers a year. Just a turf. I was just shitting.

I was just going, I'm just ripping ACLs. It's non-stop man. They had to go, that's the reason. So that was kind of the world and then another big thing was the cars, where it was just like whenever they'll do like a movie of 1974, everybody's driving a brand new 1974. You know, and it's just like, no, there's a lot of people who drive cars five, six years old. So we have a lot of mid 60s, late 60s, and they look more rusted out. And also, I remember when the pace or first came out, me and my mother laughed at it.

Thought that was the ugliest car we'd ever seen. But how when they do shit on the 70s, everybody's like, oh, this is the car of the future. It's like, no, that thing was considered weird and ugly looking. So it's funny to think that there's people who like have vested interest in the Pacer that they're when they're making movies, they go, now we're going to rewrite history. It was a cool car. I remember it. I think it's funny that you have, it's just the plight of giving a shit about stuff like

that is your attention to detail to make sure those things are in the show. And then when people love the show even, they don't mention those like your attention to detail and like still get a little angry. No, they do though, but they do. Yeah. The people who are in their show, Mike, what are you on Run Reddit? You can use it.

On Reddit or Twitter, like on Reddit, especially, they're like so deep into the show, they're like finding stuff that we never intended, they're like, I even stuff out. Are they coming up in conspiracy theories? Oh, yeah, storylines. Storylines. Really?

The one thing is they're really worried about the dog. I want to say this to all, listening on it. The dog is fine Yeah, there was an episode last year where the dog ate chocolate ice cream and he was shown sort of lying on a side Like Matt looking so good and they're all worried that he's dead even though he shows up in three other episodes later Really that you can fucking kill We had a guy get to capitated, you know, they don't care about him. They care that a dog ate ice cream I think I think because a lot of people have died on our series. Oh, really?

So they are expecting the dog to go. Yeah, but he's fine. The dog is totally fine. Major is fine. There's a guy with a white erase board with like an alternate timeline. He goes, that's why there's three episodes because you go back. These episodes happen before the show started. He gave a chocolate to a dog.

You realize it takes weeks. You have to watch it. And it's a very slow, painful death. They go through it hard. I think it's a question for being so present on Reddit. Yeah, yeah, no way. No, thank you. That's a bad neighborhood.

I'm not going near that. No, no, no. If you're on TV, you should not be on Reddit. Joining the show, returning home once again, Andy Fiori, aka Murphy. Hi. That was a great one at the show.

That was a love that one. And the polar bear of Pennsylvania, Shane Gillis coming. Yeah. Splash your cold water everywhere. All right. You guys were all at the Cypress Hill show. I wasn't.

That's a sick show. Because I was a sick little girl. Sick little girl. But I found out the next day that things went from cool to psychedelic. I'm getting better. I'm getting better then at not being mother honey. So concerned mother honey where I am consumed by everyone else being into it enjoying the show. You're listening your grip trying. So last, very hard. This was a good test.

Yeah, on Halloween last Wednesday Wednesday Cypress Hill was at the grammar see theater The crew went everyone except black black Lou and myself Lewis jay Gomez and Kim condon met up and that was the crew that went Some mushroom pills were taken. Yeah, my buddy came. Yeah, is that that much of the story? It didn't strike me as much of the story that's not much of the story. Well from the story I think other people are saying it is it was not for me. That was not the story You walk through how many did you just take one? I took two like everybody else you took one That was the over I took one. Yeah, I took two You wanted to, I was flying.

Same. Maybe you guys should teabag your eyes more. Jacob, you did six, right? Jacob got two off of my floor. Jacob was flying. If I'm out, were you flying, were you saying now you're flying? I told you on the show, I was like,

I was like, those plus fucked me up more than I thought they would. And then I just was like, well, nobody's asking me if I'm okay. So I guess I'm fine. That's because we were all fucked up. So you, you got fucked up off one. Oh boy, you must have because he was gone song ghosts. No, he went to go watch this.

I mean, was that a lie that you made up? No, that was true. He said he was going, he told me that in the office. The fish. You told me that you were going to bail on Cypress Hill to go watch a fish Simul cast in a bar. What parts of that is true? You left yeah Live fan 80 like a live aid hold on

Blue white Lou, where are you? Did you? Loonie? I mean he did say that In the office Lou you were Did you? Lou, did you leave? I mean, he did say that. You're on an anus. Is that in the office? Lou, you were there. Jacob, you see. What's it? They were on Vegas time. So I had a three hour window. That was in a... That was starting till 12-13.

The fuel is excused to leave Cypress Hill. But you left a band that was a hundred feet away from you. No, no, no. That was purely for mushrooms. I didn't leave to go directly to watch fish. I left because I was flying and Needed to get outside. I do not like and Lou will be my witness when I tripped on when we went to Pearl Jammy Amsterdam I told them after I'm like no more mushrooms of concerts. Here's the other thing We were also we were in there for an hour and a half before Cybersill came on, which was what was getting left out of the story. I had a lot of alcohol. We saw a song of one opener and then the whole set of another one, which was, that was a lot. But that guy

played like seven songs or whatever and split. And then a mixed match, their DJ came on and did a thing for a little bit mix master my mix my legendary dj mix master my legendary dj and it was in the second song it was like dj yeah it was like the

the eighth or nine so so you left second song no like so separate no way no way separate now did your mother and chance

did your mother and come up when that i was fine because before that even happened uh... wane and rei who i don't think i've ever made it to come on we know that the end of a concert it's always a job when i love when but he's gone song to every concert to do he was gone song they didn't come out yet i kind of respect someone says willing to be like you know what i'm fully over this and the main thing i'm here for that's like leaving for dinner get served at a restaurant.

Like I ordered. I think Ray got sick or so, so they split the Irish could buy it. Mushroom sick? And no, they didn't take much. So you left because you were too fucked up on mushrooms. When I left, I was feeling real body high. It was getting tight and loud and hot.

And I was like, I got a fresh air. I actually, and I watched to be fair from like the back area for like two more songs. I get a back area viewing. I'm big fan of that when I got a fresh air. I actually, and I watched to be fair from like the back area for like two more songs. I get a back area viewing. I'm big fan of that when I flip out our motions. But I was generally, I agree. You took one pill and it was perfect. Yeah, it was great.

And you didn't have to, mother hand me because I stood on top of you guys. And every three minutes was like, oh my God. That's the best thing. It was adorable. I even had a point, I was like, God, I was like, this is sick. She goes, he's for the stoner.

Yeah. She is. It's for the stoner. It's like taking your kid to see like something, like a light display. They're just like, this is that bass. And you're like, I wish I could look through your eyes. It was like, and my brain just stayed in the whole time.

Merc Face has all this fucking, his Fallujah days coming back in his head. Yeah, that was not in a good spot. So now who are we down to me Shane Christine Lewis Kim Jacob Chris Jacob Louis Chris the mushroom dealer Chris was a mushroom dealer there To have Andy's like this is my buddy Chris. He's got mushrooms. You guys cool to hang with him?

Yeah, he makes something. Will you guys watch him? Cool. Yeah, I'm just going to watch him. I was like, oh, I just take drugs from strangers now. This is where I'm at again. So who's the next to drop? DJ Lou.

Yep. I guess just sneaks off to go smoke a cigarette, goes outside, and that's the smoking. Best Irish goodbye tactic in the world. Yeah, how? A cigarette and bail the guy said I was allowed reentry and then all of a sudden I wasn't allowed reentry and I tried to do 20 hours and I still wasn't allowed reentry That sucks. I'm feeling no one told you that reentry was possible first Maybe I was getting hit with mushrooms and I didn't realize that I took and I took him wrong I don't know it lose lose at the front door. He said no reentry goes awesome

Just I'm telling you you can't come back in he goes you got to be guy man. Excuse me. I got really cool You do for me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm not letting you in Pardon me. Excuse me. So you just left you just went back to Jersey. No, I stood outside staring at the fucking I was watching the planets around. I wasn't he was just locked in conversation with some other people outside. They were from T. Deggy Jersey and I Got my people. There's not a big each other out. I remember when we watched it I was like lose still here Talk about a random act of my kid man then Kim and Luce just left like a song or two before it was over.

So what was the final group? Who were you left with? Me. Me, Shane, Christine, Jacob. What a fucking squad. Yeah, that's a solid four. We rule the fucking streets. You guys are like Michigan,

you guys are like the fucking, what? You guys are outside. Oh yeah, I heard Jacob and Shane had a train ride home. Yeah, so what? So you guys parted, Jane, yeah, I heard Jacob on the train ride home. Oh, so well, so you guys parted Jane Christine go back to the East Village. Where do you? Jacob and Shane now it's me and Jacob on a journey did Had a good Jacob just led the way I

Was Shane was shame wacky the whole ride home? Well, just even walk into the subway kept saying Shane wacky the whole right home well just even walk into the subway keeps turning the reins like do you try to fuck me Oh that starter is like oh you guys are both going back to a story you should take the train I'll fuck you. Jacob's like, I don't know, he feel like maybe taking a bath like a dual bath. See where it goes. So then we get into a train station and I'm just following him because if he wasn't going back to Queens, I have no idea what was going to happen. I would have just laid on the street.

Wacked you like that, huh? We had heard you. We had fucked up. And I smoked a blunt and fuck it up. And I was drinking. I was fucked up. But that's a lot. Yeah. We start, we're on this platform

and he keeps walking to different train cars. And I'm like, why are we still walking? Because we walked pretty far. We tried to ditch him. And then I realized what he was doing right when we were walking into a car. Because he was fucking walking around trying to find a hot chick to stare at

the entire train ride. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you have sunglasses on and pull it down on your nose? Oh, yeah. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. No, Shane, because you'll talk them up, though. If you have a girl, you're in a right place to go over there,

you'll try to make a conversation. And then you can go, that's my friend Shane. He's all fucking whacked down. That's hard for him, pretty bad. No, no. While we were walking into the car, I was like, dude, did you just fucking make us try to find a hot chick to stare at the whole time?

And he was like, yeah. And he said in front of the whole car, that's creepy as fuck. Did I not say it wasn't, it was Halloween. I wasn't trying to find anyone. The car was rushing by. And I just noticed a poison ivy costume And what am I gonna do? You happened to part it. Yeah, stumbled into it It just so happened that I saw it like as the train was going So you saw like walks fast to find the car that this girl was I get it? I get that. Okay. I get it

I'm not being weird. I thought the way Shane was telling me that he never happens, people. The way Shane made it sound, was that like, fucking Jacobs walking down the platform with a toothpick in his mouth. Like, there she is. Who's the next victim? He goes, there is my next special lady.

So while we're getting into the car, and I say that, I'm like, dude, that's fucking creepy as fuck. This girl, this hot girl in front of us hears us and starts laughing with us, which is really funny. So then the three of us are on a train. All three of us are laughing. And then there's a homeless dude sitting next to Jacob.

He starts laughing. There's a, no, he was, he was, he ain't wrong many mushrooms. He was asleep. It's a life mushroom. So it was, it was homeless guy Jacob me sitting on this bench. So I started pushing Jacob into the homeless guy The entire ride every time I start such a hilarious drunk so Nodger my little Ibiak stop

She you're pushing me and I'm about to shove back You're pushing me and I'm about to shove back You keep pushing I'm gonna shove you're gonna wake up the ball. I'm just waiting to get confidence on my hikis She laid a couple hikis on you. Yeah, how about you ask for them fucking that dude. Don't give it I just think 30 year olds with hikis should make a comeback. I think it's fucking cool, dude. Have you noticed anyone on the train looking at it? Like, it's just whiff, I've got Hickey. No, I forget I have him until I go to the bathroom. Did you ask for them?

Not, I was just so passionate. She had to fall. Have I ever Hickeyed you? Maybe he's joking me before. Dude, if I feel like a girl trying, if I feel like coming on, I'll remove myself in the situation. A lot of people would, but. What you need to make a hikki is not a comfortable or sexy thing. It's too much I don't know I'm trying to I think they should come back. No, they're dumb

They're not just neck bruises. Yeah, let's everyone let everyone on the train. No, I'm out here again Kevin Bacon and Footloos. He's fighting for the love of this. Fuck Footloos. Extraordinary Footloos. I love Footloos. Yeah, Jay's an eight, a girl from the 80s deep down. Love's Barbara Streisand. So when you finally stopped watching Wes I'd swear you guys, I found Footloose. Footloose was my musical. Before he found Bat Midler. For the record, Footloose isn't a musical or anything gay.

It's better guys bringing a prom back to a town. Our actual footloose is a gay musical, dude. There's no musical numbers in it. Shut up, dude. Not a one musical number. I haven't seen it, dude. Just a lot of dance fucking straight. It's about dancing.

It's not about songs. But in the movie the movie Kevin Bacon rough new kid comes to town Just trying to live his life Rough I relate to this I lived a foot loose when I went to live with my father for six months in Ohio No one liked the city kid coming to The little bum fuck town and everyone sort of mean the Kevin Bacon very Mean the Kevin Bacon. Very mean the Kevin Bacon. And then he starts to fall in very serious like maybe maybe one of the skinniest

most unattractive women I've ever seen in the 80s film Laurie Singer. And this is gay dude. What are you doing? What are you doing? A warehouse? You never did this in high school. You never found a band of warehouse and fucking dance that your anger? You never did Coke and then did football drills and your Jordan ass. You know what? Me and my buddies did in the warehouse, which is less getting this, we all jerked off together.

All right. And it's less getting this significantly less getting. I think I'm with the shape. I was gonna have to throw all my warehouse dancing. I was able to crush ass. I don't have to jerk off from warehouse anymore. Fuck CrossFit. This is the original CrossFit. Look at their warehouse.

Oh shit. Oh, was it gay now? Was it gay musical now? It's a gay now. Is it gay now? Look what's happening right here. Look at those moves. Yo. Hard. And never. Never. That's my favorite.

The head bob. Yeah. Just sprinting to nowhere. You. No. Never never never that's my favorite the head bob yeah Sprinting to nowhere you know how old you when this came out 31 Yo never never what year was it 84 probably when Jay has a good set on the road You were you were how old I walked by the way in my ride or I put uneven bars. What? 84. Yeah, so 84 so I was seven when it came out.

All right, you're allowed to like get stuff when you're seven. Watched it again probably a few weeks ago with Christine. Every time we see it's on a little bit we gotta watch some of it. I think I like Darryl Strawberry when I was seven. That's straight. Yeah, that's cool. It's straighter, yeah. I didn't, I like, Uh, no, no, no.

You know what I said? My dad's foot when I was three step up came when I was 10. So I liked to. Oh, my grandfather, my grandfather loved me. He was a big like show tunes musical guy. But your grandpa, you at a gay grandpa? No, no, no, no. Progressive. it is progressive he was a Transgen into gay pap ha Called the Mima His name Robert so it was grandma Robert. Yeah grandma Robert man a bob mom Robert So he wasn't the music for he definitely like got me to like all that stuff Some of that shit but my grandmother carried it on my stepfather came when I was 10 and I got a little more male influence. And I'd step brothers to, they gave me a little more male influence.

But I don't think it's not, that is not masculine to enjoy footloos. You want to know what my grandpa did? Grandpa Francis, he got CTE while playing at No Dayam and fucking died, dude. From that? Yeah. He started fighting people too much and then he had a heart attack. On the operating table. Really? Yeah. He fought people on the operating table Probably actually yes, oh, yo, I swear to God that's how he died He freaked out coming out of anesthesia and tried to fight people. How do you know he got CTE? I found out he got CTE because my I was at my uncles and they showed me a newspaper clipping from

1938 or 48 and everyone was facing four except you 48 and everyone was facing four except you Yeah, he was held out against Purdue He was the starting left tackle at no name. They said he couldn't play against Purdue because of a head injury Wow, he cracked his fucking skull holy shit, and they were like, we'll see if we can get him to play next week He was My grandfather's strength so all your grandpa was tap dancing. Yes started up. My grandfather's strength. So all your grandpa was tap dancing. Yes. Well, my grandfather was wearing a French maids outfit and cleaning the house, which you would say don't tell your grandma we all get in trouble. You want the

family to fall apart is what he would lay on me. Have your father was a saint. Have you lies? Yes, I did. Please don't apologize. I'm curious. We were talking about Ariana Grande's Thank You Next. When it's weird, it's a breakup song about your friend. She's going through all of her access. But who's Sean? Big Sean. You got to follow her relationships through song as always.

I don't play that. So she says, don't end up with Sean, but he was in a match. OK. That's fair. Even almost got married and for Pete, I'm so thankful. Did they almost get married? I mean, was there a date plan or something? It says, one taught me this, one taught me that,

one taught me the other and you're like, these guys are sitting around there and they're like, how's it going? Which one more? What am I? One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain. Who was the pain?

Yeah. Tea pain? All right. Oh, this is very good. She named four guys. What are the other one, teach? How to be, I don't know, it's a magnilir, she was like, he's a friend. Who taught, I like to is where she named four guys. What are the other one teach how to be? I don't know is the McNillers. She was like he's a friend who taught I like to these guys have to listen to it and go like you think on

Patience or live because you think I patients are pain. I'm certainly not love. Yeah, we just know it one eight my butt Oh man, I want to know who all these people are. One accepted my finger, deep up inside him. One come then cried. One came. I give it all the information. I can smell it. One shaves is not sack the other, his asshole. One likes cock torture.

The other is a little rascal. Forstole my panties, but two of them wear them in Pete like cereal. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Pete likes breakfast for dinner. Ha ha ha ha. In one box to suck my ass. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the other was my last did oh my god Jesus my god one let Lord Michael's piss on his

chest I got one was the shooter from a cold case in Brooklyn oh my god one so one sold fentanyl to local middle school children these people are true. It's awful shit. She's living with her bees three full blown HIV. I got a cure But one told me I can't tell where I got it. There's a cure for AIDS man. Did she just Fucking fart this out when Pete said For all for three. Yeah gossip not a little more. I just I want you to book the studio and I need you to book it now. She's she was able to go into the battle rap studio. She goes flying flying Max Martin, get a pound of kush, get a bottle of honey, and call up the call up the choppers, call up the dogs. All right guys, are we rolling? I'm about to spit some ether. What? Sorry, patience.

What, sorry patience. Yeah, that's what's up, that's what's up. Put it down. Oh, oh, oh, Pete likes not on on on. One showed me how shallow a vagina can be. One taught me that squealing like a pig makes a man come. One taught me that noise was actually coming from my vagina. One takes the train and that's gross. Two.

One likes to put saran wrap on his face while I shit on him. This just gets very specific. One made me a buy an apartment in Midtown. That doesn't make much sense. The other one is Pete. Pete Sox. Hey, it's Big J. Olkerson. And I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th to 8 p.m. Eastern on Comedy Central Radio Series XM95 or on demand on the Series XMF.

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