The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Illuminati Party (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

Justin Silver has a special bond with birds and gay photographers!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Come on, come on, come on, what you need now I tell you what it's making you believe that We got a two-month-old man in savings We got a half-two-year-old man in savings Yeah, man Yeah, man

Hi, Jay Hey, what's up there? Baggy bones What's up there? Fat ankles No, I got tiny ankles And this is taking away from all that But the thing is, is you could have fat ankles in those. Oh, fat ankles.

I'm not. I've got a problem at it. Look how great these ankles are. You got great ankles, but those, you got to roll your sweatpants up like... Yeah, they're going to fly fishing. I look like an asshole. Christine came into me to get these skims sweatpants. We got them in 2xL.

That was, I couldn't even put those on. They wouldn't stay up on my body at all. The 2XLs. The XLs that get the XLs. I haven't even worried about these. These are the XLs. They are ridiculous looking. Yeah.

I put them on today. It's 2XL, casual 2XLs. I've terminator timelines, of course. It's Thursday you're listening to this, but this is the pre-record Tuesday And I put these songs they go comfy comfy today put on my rain shoes rain shoes. What's a rain shoe? My duck boots. You have duck boots Yeah, these guys they're rain shoes

Okay, and I call them disco sneakers, but well, they're rain they're rain shoes. I'm a duck boots I mean, you know, tomato tomato. Disco shoe ratio. I mean, it's got spikes on them and a Nike in their. No, potato potato spelled the same. This is very different. Disco shoe and duck boot. Well, they're red.

They're vampire boots. They're purple. They match my shirt, which by the way, Christine's been pointing out now that ever since Keith attacked me, black J has been back. I've been matching like a motherfucker. You are, you black J has been back. I've been matching like a motherfucker. You have you black J has been back a little bit. Black J's you know, I did I did Kevin Hart's gold mines and it just took me back to where I was took me back back to the day.

That's a ring. That is coming out of the 17th. Yes. It'll be Kevin Hart's comedy gold mines. I did better now and a half of them. I don't know if they're going to air the whole thing. Is there a video of it? They're going to send you. We did a zoom. Is there a video? You're going to get a half of them I don't know if they're gonna air the whole thing is their video of it They're gonna send you we did a zoom is there video?

You're gonna get a bunch of promotional material send out you weren't in it It was a two person conversation number moved yeah says the back of your head your highlights It's just your highlights in the corner of the screen That'd be great as a boss. I don't even have a behind-the-camera. How do they do that? Do you see me on a screen in Kev screen with what he's watching me on? Yeah, that's coming out and then coming out as a podcast everywhere on the 18th, they said, right? Am I right about the Jacob?

When did you do this? Last Wednesday. It was like a... Wait a minute. So I'm pretty much part of this. I made this happen. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I've rejuvenated your relationship and an essence your career. Because of my, I don't know if comedy gold mines is gonna change things for me, but you don't know it's not. I don't know it's not. That's true.

Well, no, on the 19th, I'll let you know. You got the Ke't know it's not that's true. Well no on the 19th and you got you know You got you got the kev bump kev bump. Yeah, you got the kev bump twice You got the initial bump and then the real bump and now you're on a show Guess who's not on that show guess who burnt that bridge? Bobby Kelly. I burnt that bridge you burnt the bridge burnt the bridge So you could walk over that bridge ahead of me and as you went I really thought you sacrificed a lot for the show. You burnt the bridge so you could walk over that bridge ahead of me. And as you went... I really thought you sacrificed a lot for the show in the 10 months now?

10 months. That you've been here. You've really sacrificed for the show. You've walked away... Well, you've forced some Chris Evans to walk away from your blooming friendship. You for the love of the laugh I did that. For the love of the laugh. To have the guys and girls in here maybe

be like, you know what, he's not so bad. He just threw that relationship out the fucking window just for a little chuckle. Just for a little, it was just like maybe 20 minutes of the show. 20 minutes and it's gone. It's gone. I'm blocked. Chris Evans blocked you. He was there this year and nothing. No, he was there. You killed and he was still like, I'm gonna steer clear this guy, he comes at me a lot. A boo. Uh, we have joining us for the show today everybody. He's got a pretty big show coming up that you're gonna be on, buddy.

Yeah, maybe Justin will rejuvenate my career. I'm trying. I'm trying, dude. Yeah. You wanna do gold mines with Justin Silver? Ha, ha, ha. His show, the annual funny for Fido hosted by him, I'd give a big announcement of his name. It's Thursday, January 25th at 7.30pm, the cutting room in New York City.

Great room. I'd be playing fucking hog. The Beastmaster. The Beastmaster music. Justin controls the end. Do you not know that? I do know that. That's not like a really, that bird's not really like a bird of prey.

That's like a sparrow. I don't think you understand the birds. Justin, so I'm gonna give this thing. The lineup for Fido this year includes the great Robert Kelly, Colin Quinn, Yamanika Saunders, Corinne Fisher, and more, all the proceeds benefit to rescue animals. It's the great Justin Silver everybody. Justin Silver is the beast master.

Me and Justin had a weird thing some years ago now. Bob, it doesn't know this. When you were in naked, oh no, not that thing, sorry. No, that was, no, this was weirder for me because this was the one where I was concerned about my friend's mental health and it turns out I was just wrong. He, uh...

Didn't that happen with Christine? No, no, no, I was right about that. Yeah. No, no, no, no, there's a flea to talk to, I'm fucking confused. uh... that have a christine no i was right about that that i was a fleet of doctors who agreed that i'm fucking confused now christine that should actually just in misdiagnosed by me i've talked way more black dick than not see that you go those are something that was i think that was something that was just said when

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A fodder. Hahaha. Hello, mother. Hello fodder. Hahaha. What's day? Fodder day. Fodder day. Um, Justin.

Yeah. And, uh, so Justin told me a story. We were in DC together, the improv. And Justin was like, I was walking around the park today and like, these two birds were fighting. So I like separated them and I grabbed them both and I blah, blah, blah. And as soon as he said I grabbed them both, I go, Justin, shut the fuck up. He goes, why? I pick up both and I blah blah blah and I want to see if I grabbed them both I go Justin shut the fuck up he goes why I pick up birds. I'll tell you just loose birds in the street You deal with and pick up and hold he's like yeah, what's crazy about that? I go shut the fuck up By the way, I'm such a child that your way of like assessing that I'd be like full of shit

Is it was a hundred percent accurate? Sure? Yeah, so I was just like, Justin's just saying a thing, to say a thing here. I think he's just filling the empty spaces. Which is something I would do. Yeah, fair. So I go, but whatever. And then I would like, you know, it would only be a laughable thing where it's like, Justin says he'd deal, like he handles loose street birds

all the time. Yeah, when I got the tiny house, he's like, let me know if you want me to come up and talk to the bears. Yeah. I was like, okay, it's a little out of my wheel, I love it. All right, I'll let you know. Calm.

Calm. I do the crocodile's undead thing when the fucking calm bear. The buffalo's in his dream. Calm. Take my hand. Look at my shaved penis. I shave all for some.

Just look over in the bear's sacking on his... He's learning everyone. He's learning. I want to shave their penis. You shave around the penis. Oh, you shaved the bobbier dick hair ones, for sure. I got into the shaft. A pole.

Not on the shaft, above the shaft. I've had a couple rogues going on the shaft. Lewis said to us last night on skanks that he had just shaved his above dick hair. I'm like, it's a mistake. Doesn't that look good? It looks good on black. Oh, I see.

I was justing to do it. No, no, no, I see what you said. I thought you meant on, I thought you meant longer to the end of the penis, like toward the head. You meant on the board that it comes out of. That's age shit. I'm talking about your base dick hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've shaved my helmet, right? You guys do that, shut up. Not the helmet, but I've got a few, I've had a few loose shaft hairs. There's no hair on the helmet, Bobby, it's impossible, doesn't happen. My family was part of the circus

for the really years, you don't know that. So, mine, you're a fucking business. Does hair ever grow on a dick head? It's impossible. It's a growing hair on a cone. I bet, you know what, I would love to use the internet

for this, there's got to be a picture zone. It's got a helmet hair. Why don't we use the, wait, before we do that, can we use the, it's like the Britannica first? It's like the Britannica. He goes, I'd love to. Just to check the worldwide web for this.

There's no other way to fucking look it up, you know. That's right. No, we're gonna go outside and talk to people. I was wrong about that, you right? Just give me the C volume. Just talk to people. Excuse me, sir, we're doing a, we're can, we're canvassing here. I was wrong about that you right give me the C volume Excuse me sir, we're doing a we're can't we're a canvassing here I have a helmet I love to do this. Can we look this up on the internet instead of you know checking through a book and maps? Wow, that's not real. That's real

No, he only grows hair on his dick head. No, no, no, that's like someone it look it so if someone laying in a bed You see that that's a bed. What what is the thing laying, that's like someone, look, it's someone laying in a bed. You see that, that's a bed. What? What is the thing laying on? That's his helmet pillow. That's his helmet. That's fake. Right now we're looking at penises

with hair on the helmet. I don't, and the helmet. It's fake. Yeah, it goes up to shaft. By the way, all these dicks suck. That's not true. Oh, they're gonna get sucked. That's a goody.

Yeah, there's none. I don't think it's a thing. That was not true. Oh, they're gonna get sucked. That's a goody. Yeah. Yeah, there's none I don't think it's a thing that was delightful. Yeah, I think it happens. That one is terrible That's one of the worst I've ever seen in my life I'm sorry to the people listening in Germany uncircumcised dicks are fucking weird Justin, please our Germany thing by the way you see those hairs are poke ploy The hairs are coming out of the circumcision that's disgusting yeah because the circums it looks like a big peahol that one it looks like a vagina dick oh my god that's a vagina dick no it's a vagina riding a dick oh okay well they go yeah yeah I

know it just to say something they do call that a vagina dick okay she put the balls in her vagina the balls, no, no. The balls are behind. In fairness, that is such a weird angle. It does look like a, looks like a vagina is shading a dick. No, this is like a hot dog thing. It's a thing in porn sometimes. They split their veg over the shaft

and just like grind up and down it like that. It's like getting jerked off with pussy lips. Yeah. She's old though. You can tell her pubes are dying. I will say she has an interesting. Her alopecia. Yeah. We're her pussy meets her leg is a little fucking Rick Flair's fucking elbows. Yeah. It really it looks like Madonna's armpit. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, man. Yeah. Looks like it looks like Paul Stanley's arm. What an accurate So not to go back too far here, but Justin, so I want to get the story Let's focus Justin track. Yeah, Justin Tells us that I kind of brush it off and maybe tell a few people like Justin's Heidelberg, what a lunatic then Justin one day sends me a video that became fodder for all of our friends in, because I sent this to everyone in concern. Justin just didn't realize how he cut this video up.

He sent me a video of him holding lifeless when I can only assume to be dead bird in his hand, but he goes, say idiot, look, like I can grab birds off the street. In his bird, the way, for some reason, the way he was holding it, it was like rocking the body, and he said, look, dead, it did look dead. And he goes, see, it's like, it's not, you know,

he's like, you can pick up birds, it's that easy, dummy. And then I was like, then I let everybody know, I go, okay, Justin wants to prove his point so bad, he just sent me a video of him playing with a dead bird. And it's fucking concerning, and I'm worried about Christine Please take the dick pussy off the screen It's it's concerning

Yeah, she was on the next thing yeah, it's what gets her going There he's getting a little feisty over there again those fight words right there. He's getting a little feisty over there again. Sometimes he sleeps up, she sleeps in good stuff. Huh? Well, he's miserable. Inferred me. No, Oh, Jacob is miserable. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I was sleeping,

sagging pussy lips up for. I was a pussy. It was a pussy. Oh, that's a sleeping bird. That's a, that's a bird. That's not a dead bird. Was that the bird? No, he sent us the whole video and then you can see that it is very much a live bird. But that was not before I told everybody behind his back that Justin's a psychopath. Yeah, he kills birds just to make a point. Didn't kill them. Just picked up a loose, you've had a dead bird outside and picked it up to show me he grabs birds. Yes, they pick them up to kill them. Oh, can I ask you a question? So you went out and found it.

First of that, that bird that you found. No, that one just flew into my hand Wait a minute, but that's like a good. I still don't believe I have it right here. I see that video That's it that's somebody's pepper no no no this is I'm on the street look watch you see this look where I am I'm on the street. You'll see this for fly like right past the deli second. There's no land. Jay look look and look where it goes We're on a sheet they landed my hands What do you mean no you You think I play the music? Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. Play the music. They're like disposable doves that magicians use right? Yeah, he's he's got magic birds He he like bought birds off of Amazon

He expects he expects tenor gonna die a month. What if to prove this point? I was like here's what I'm gonna do I'm just start I'm gonna go on a website and find where like magicians buy birds I bet you could do that with the burden it would just flatten out Yeah, and then pop spec up and flies away back up It's a flat magician bird There's no real bird. There's no way you just pick that bird out. Bobby, you see how I feel.

Here, I have like five other videos of this here. Bobby, I'm not bullshitting you here. So how'd your videos with fucking making up with a dog? Well, that, that, you know, that, you know. That's only fans, dude. I mean, you didn't have to be naked. What? He doesn't know the difference. I have a tunnel. That you know, but that's only fans. They didn't have to be naked What he does another difference? I have a tunnel his hog my hog

Animals loans He admires my ball since he has not This this is there's no way you can just a bird flies into your hand Bob just crazy with peanut. Do you have stuff in your hand like nuts? No, Bob. I don't understand why you don't understand this. He has Bob here. Here's a, like I'm magical.

So I don't understand why, look here. I'm on the street, watch. There's a bird on the ground, a pigeon, and I just pick it up. Yeah, you grab, you, first of all, you hit it in the head with a rock, I didn't hit it with a rock. And then you picked it up.

Yeah, he may have, he may have like stunned it for sure. He has a sling shot, he hit it with a rock. And then you picked it up. Yeah, he may have, he may have like stunned it for sure. He has a sling shot, he hit it in the head. If fell, he waited 30 minutes till it came back to life. And then he picked it up, he did the video. Right now he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, there's more where that came from, you fucking bird. Do the right thing. Right now he's feeding a baby calf with his penis.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, you're making out with another dog? Yeah, you really are the bees man Oh, we did get him shirtless isn't guy no one has ever met ranch. What do you do? Just I go what do you mean I go to this ranch all the time I never heard of this ranch guy Justin doesn't post any pictures, but Justin's social media the guys got bunch pictures of Justin shirtless on his ranch I have another life that you guys don't know. The ranch guy. We know.

We know. We know. And some people pay a lot of money for that life. Justin, I'm going to the ranch. What ranch? My ranch, I go to. My animal boy's come to spend a weekend. My animal boy.

I have noticed you like certain times you go away. Yeah. And then you're up with some farm. Yeah. And you're what is that? A guy who takes pictures of Justin on the beach with dogs. That's the real answer. Just give me a photographer.

I hang out with him. I need to know what's going on. He's a big honest with you. Oh, why are you sexy? That was the answer. Because I'm going into my mode. Okay. You try to.

Because Bobby, it's time you understand. I get down with a gay photographer. Bobby, why don't you come with? Why are you treating me like a broken sparrow right now? Okay, there's something I believe you can get Bobby Kelly to do gay stuff if you involve nature. If you convince him it's like masculine, what's happening? You can be to do gay stuff if you tell him,

you're not gonna tell anybody. Oh. If you go shh, like a little broke back mountain. Just go like this. No tells these. Oh, Bobby's got a sealed sex video with Jim and his wife. If you hit it, no one's allowed to see it. I'll just go stuff with you if you do the Indian handshake, form to form.

We don't tell anybody. That's it. So you go up to, is this real? Yeah, I've seen you up at this place and I always wanted what it was. Yeah. It's a photographer friend of yours. So you gotta get the Patreon to see the real action. Huh.

No, I got like Instagram only gives you the g-rated stuff. Patreon gay bird.com. No, I'm good. I'm good. You know Stephen Klein and photographer shoots like the Madonna videos and it was shit like, where did he use the guy who the gay guy who has you up to his farm? We're good friends. Stop stop stop stop stop.

I do not know. You're asking me a question. I want to answer stop. I do not know you're asking me a question I wouldn't answer it. I do not know you know the famous Brad you're not a gay man You know the famous Brad Pitt picture when he's wearing like the hustler shirt from I don't either I know I'm sorry. I don't know that's not Brad Pitt. No, that's not right. I read a steam wait That's the guys how she go to yeah Stevens Looks like a guy who's gonna do something when you sleep

No, it shoots are like Madonna's videos and shadys of the nation. Oh god. Oh, yeah Okay, stop for once. So we went we spent we spent Thanksgiving with Madonna How do you know him? It's justice because I train is because I train his great Danes What are you calling? His balls are the called the great Danes What are you calling? What are you calling? What are you calling? What are you calling? What are you calling? What are you calling? What are you calling? What are you calling?

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Justin so you go up to this dude. Oh man. There's nothing There's nothing on this guy's Instagram. Yeah, it's great. This is a gay. This is all gay. Uh-huh. Oh look how big that guy's ass is wow Wow, look at that. Are you on on any of his that no like we shot No, he's on his private stuff. There's a see the dogs right there So we shoot like the cover of detail We shoot the cover of like Vogue magazine and I was like train the dogs a do shit Yeah, and then I go and hang out sometimes you know Sometimes like if if I don't have a bathing suit and I go on the pool

Maybe I'm losing motivation Come kiss me on the mouth. He doesn't sound. Justin, make a dick vagina with your balls on top of my dick. Justin, I need inspiration. Can you please duck your penis between your ball bags? LAUGHTER Justin, suck my dick through a chain-linked head. Yes.

Justin, please, do me a a favor use your magical mouth on this man. I need him hard for the picture. You train dogs and fluffers pictures. So just in yeah do me a favor because could you please put the carrot oil in this guy's butt cheeks. Other am just and there will be a man lifting weights the other man. Oh, there's Justin feeding a dog to a great Dane or feeding a kid to a great day. That's your son now. You had to bring a who brought up the kid? I'm out of the chase Oh, what a great name. He's awesome. Yeah, what a great guys raising together Is that your kid? The son I live in a luminali lifestyle. Oh my god

Yeah, you don't hear from Justin for three days and you're like, what were your home sick and he's like, now I was jet setting with Steven Claw. Now I was hanging out being a nanny for a great thing and a kid named Ace. We're going snow-shoeing this week and coming in. I mean, is that the pool? Wow, that is nice. Where is that? See, you want to come, Bobby?

I can't, I'm not in shape. Bobby, you're not in the pool. Wow, that is nice. Where is that? See, you want to come, Bobby? I can't, I'm not in shape. Bobby, you can't do it. No, now you are. As soon as I take my shirt off, people like get him out of here. No, you are good for my mushy cities. You know the thing that does the retinas, the regioretina, this guy's the farm has that,

where you gotta put your asshole, and if the sense is one hair, you don't get in. If the skin on your asshole is more than two colors, you must leave my compounds. I prefer zero friction when I enter you. I know. I want asshole with no wrinkles like Justin's. Come here. Justin, play with my big dog.

Justin, let my dog dominate you. It makes me happy. Look at it. Look at that. Fucking bag. Justin is to the beast master is teaching that dog how to fuck. You see how I make him want me. He's to many comes to me. You see. Justin, he's too aggressive with me. I need him to calm down I get scratches of my chest. This dog could be a killer I can get it to sniff cocaine off my dick. It's gentle. He doesn't nibble to hurt. He nibbles to finish you. Oh dude you know why do you have the dick? Oh, yeah, this dog this dog owns you dude

Yeah, that dog does too. Oh my god. Look at you. Yeah, look at look at your shirtless. Yes, Joe's I like to I like to watch you wet my dogs. Oh Host down my dogs. Yes I want you to let my dogs penis until it gets smaller And then make it big again. Finish him and then get him back because the second angle is the best for a photograph. After you've come on the, the come down. Listen to me, there's nothing not gay about what you're doing right.

Of course, yeah, man. Justin, don't get your shirt somewhere. Take off your shirt, Justin. I'll let you listen. This dog is like, these guys are gay. I get it. Oddly enough, I have no sexual relationships with men. I'll let you listen. This dog is like, these guys are gay. I get it. Oddly enough, I have no sexual relationships with men. I'm not even like a verse to it.

It makes sense that I would. I'm gonna stop you right here. Go ahead. I'm gonna stop you right here. Yes. There's no other choice. I want you to look me in the eyes. Oh, yeah.

Look me right now. I swear to God, I will. Look me in the eyes. Yeah. I want to tell me right now. Yeah. Please. Uh huh. You've gone up to that farm. Yes. Look at me. I'm looking tell me right now. Yeah, please. Uh-huh. You've gone up to that farm. Yes.

Look at me. I'm looking at you. I'm Christine's got my shit on the back. You don't need to look at her. You don't need to worry about that. I got it. We're working on it. Look at me.

Tell it, look, I am. Christine, tell it stop. I'm getting distracted. All right. Oh, you have to get the butts off the screen or just as not going to be able to focus. He wouldn't say anything. He wouldn't say anything.

He's not going to be able to lie. All right, I'm looking at it. Bob, I got it. Ready? Locked in. Locked. You've been up to this farm. Yes. A bunch of times. Millions times. Washing dogs. Just wash the fucking dogs. Washing dogs. I'm a dog washing swimming with dogs balls. I mean with all. And you've net and they've had stuff. Look, he's given a facial. Look, he's given the dog a facial behind facial behind you. Yeah, take it dog. This is what you do. You come in his face like this Yeah, so you never you've never done anything gay. I swear. I would I'm a lot to blink you male dog scound

I swear I would tell you I would tell you I'm not a versatile. Did you ever have anything done to you? No, the gayest thing I've ever done. Yeah, we're gonna be a me and my friend Ron radio I got me my friend dove climp there when we were when we were 12 We used to watch the police academy scene with the tits where they're dancing on the bonfire We used to hump each other through my mom's couch pillows, but that's it. That's nothing. No, it's fucking Learning who you are. That's not every gay. What now? Hey, Steven You want to try this couch pillow trick? I used to be my friend Bobby. I've kissed you on the mouth more than I've kissed anybody Hey, shut the fuck up Wow

This is a lot. Oh look at dick getting ready to go You guys both got bonus so Justin they both got medium. I was doing something before that yeah jerk it off jerk it off the dog photos you guys wait because before you film me let me fluff a little hang on I'm gonna look up snoopy and get my dick cars snoopy porn wow look at you dude that's not me and it makes you pissed off doesn't it it does who's this fucking guy to farm with tattoos in a good me. I don't know And it makes you pissed off doesn't it? It does Who's this fucking guy at the farm with tattoos in a good body also? I don't like his moppy hair Farm I you've I've got that farm Christine. Come on Christine. We do well. They don't allow girls

Here we take there. He only takes Christina. Yeah, you have to throw out the turd covered condoms Hey girl pick up all these turd condoms. Yeah, get the poop of scooper pick up the dog shit and the turd condoms on the lawn Justin I lost my condom up your butt just shit it out into the thing. We'll have Christine come out here and scoop it. I Jay That's a little No, my best thing for Joe my best thing on the the pro Justin's gay thing is that he could have had Christine anytime he wants She runs to his house every weekend when I'm gone. Yeah, that's because she's a fagag. Oh, yeah No doubt for sure. She misses all of her game. We go. I have to fight not calling her on weekends We go to create we go to create and bow together. We could a couch

Kelp pillows. I got the bedding set from Crating Bound. Did you? See, hang on, we're having a date talk. Did you? Did you? Did you? I take it. I went back and got it. They had it in stock.

Oh, that's great. It'd be super fun to be new pussy to someone. Just. Just. Well, Justin's heard that clip of Jay Dye's, or Jay Dye's I'm trying to, or Jay Dye's I'm trying to, or Jay Dye's I'm trying to fuck Justin. Very not. You're dumb, me?

I'm trying to fuck Justin. Like yesterday. Yesterday. Yesterday she said nobody I know but I said Justin for like his cowboy rules Justin takes her over problem with all busy as soon as you it was new pussy it's immediately all pussy oh yeah you keep fucking you man you would be the ideal next boyfriend you would be the only next boyfriend we could come up with

Yeah, keep it in the family Booker's team's predicted my death in the next five years She's making a lot of moves behind the scene trying to make sure she set up She's gonna make you trip over those fucking pants and kill yourself. Yeah, that's what she's doing She's trying to send it to fall down to my own pants those things I I can't get them out of my head They're they're legitimately I swear to God like I'm not joking. Those things, I can't get them out of my head. They're legitimately, I swear to God, like I'm not joking, I just took a video, we'll post it, they look like clown pants.

Like no, not- It makes MC Hammer pants like you're a fucking cat suit. You look like a parade balloon that deflated. You know when pants are like too comfortable, they get like I'm short, so I have these pants that are too long, so then they go over my feet and then I like trip on the stairs of my par mic. These are too comfortable to be, you could hurt yourself.

Yeah. That's like that. I hate them. I hate them too. Yeah, your pants, uh, Bobby, did you just think that you were in the thing? Like a David Lynch movie? No, there's, I know, you have a screen up.

We have a screen up with the, the fishbowl lounge that we never have, and it's, what is this about? I could just turn that off, like probably lift it on. I don't know, it's like, see what's going on. Ah, yeah, see what I see who's going in there in all fairness if that's what the pants look like when you bought them They do not look like that here in person. Yeah, they don't they didn't look that crazy. They look normal there. I need a medium They are maybe that's it you need an extra small no

They're like a sweatpants version of a moomo I Look so fat. They don't be like a like a sweatpants version of a moomo. I look so fat and don't be in the show. They're like a yurt. You're so... He looked like a fat girl that got my surgery. Oh, yeah, and I'm not getting rid of the sweatpants yet until I know it's sticking. Right, you still think of yourself as a fat person,

so you can't get rid of the clothes. I... This guy looks like Bruce Lee Roy. I don't think I'm a fucking homeless guy who isn't butqueeth something from a fatter person. It looks like you're about to jump off a mountain and with those, what are those guys? Oh yeah, yeah, the squirrels do.

This is gonna be a... Oh, you guys know I'm adventuring after this. I'm gonna drop out of a helicopter. I'm gonna squirrel suit until it's a sky. That's that guy. What was it? McCloskey? What was the guy's name?

There's a great documentary. It's on Netflix for years. Nobody retains that type of information. No, the free climber guy. That guy? No, he wasn't a free climber. No, I know you're thinking it. Now, it's called that.

Look at the guy's name. He was a... Look it up on the internet though. But do as one of the internet. Don't go through the... Don't go up to Jim McClure's office and look at his tablature. He's a tablature.

Tablature. But, no, this guy guy the documentary was crazy it was this made me laugh so hard about extreme sports he was a guy who would do that he would like jump out of a plane skydive and then but land on skis on a mountain and like ski it down did all this crazy shit one day he uh he based jumped he uh... he based jumped it off this uh... cliff and uh...

and it's shooting no no i'm sorry he based jump whatever and then when he landed the police for trying to get to some national park you can't do that was not triple x also yes it was also to get beginning of triple x right but he uh... but so when he landed they started chasing him yeah like the police or whatever

and he was running and he got to like the river or Something that that ran through to the crew whatever it was his parachute got like caught up in the current. Oh God and dragged me. He died. Oh shit. How ironic? Well, this is what's ironic and hilarious to me. Then the shows they do a They took a jump a tribute jump for him, where all these people, all these like base jumpers go and they jump, they parachute down. It's a demonstration, so the cops are there, but they're landing like submitting to the cops. They're just making a point.

They shouldn't be illegal or whatever. And while they're just doing that, this is peaceful thing, the news are there. They have these cameras going. And just in the back, you see like, you know, someone jump, shoot, come in land, in land jump shoot and then you just see one of the background is go oh god someone died of the demonstration proving exactly why you should do this in a national park that video is nuts I mean I don't see the part you just see that the shoot never opens so far away but like you just seem to go past the tree line like a body just goes you see everyone also like hitting their shoots and coming like to the camera how many people

It's all that like more than like seven people on the planet would give you shit enough to be a part of this. I'm a clusky I have a theory I have a theory. I think I came up with it. Yeah, how Justin gets his powers. Oh through Seaman the gay farm the gay farm might be the place. I think the gay farm chose him the powers. Oh, he goes back like Clark Kent. He exactly. He has to clent to Kent farm. He has to go back to the, he goes up to the farm, builds up his gay path. Cause you know, like the princess, like the birds, right? We'll come and let him shoulder and shit, right? That's gay power. Yeah. I think that he goes up to the farm, right? We'll come and learn another shoulder and shit. Right? That's gay power.

Yeah, yeah. I think that he gives up to the farm, builds up his gay, and then he can come back to the city and birds are just flying to his hands. Yeah. Like Cinderella. We're Illuminati, so we drink Ethiopian boy blood up there and it gives you more power. It's adjusting to the state, so young looking. Would you, can I ask a question, is he here, is he here?

Is all the shits in the news now with cat Williams about the illuminati and all the stuff. And the world's just fucking nuts. Does aliens in Miami, does all, I mean, oh, I know, you know, I know how it's done. A legal, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of aliens there. Yeah, but they came on an,

they came on an inner tube, not a fucking mothership. So they came on each other. So if there was an illuminati and they came to you and they said, we're going to let it, we want you're going to be in. We're going to give you fame. We're going to be success. And you have to do certain things. What are the things? Whatever it is.

Gays stuff, dude. I mean, this matter. That gays stuff. It's the same thing as you get to a farm. He's just in. That I'm just in. Like I'm a farm. You're saying something like dark like

a yellow goat or a baby or stuff. You have to do gays stuff and just just use a tigs as something like this. Just that. Scrolling stuff. Yeah, he puts the, what? What do I talk about his cheek and goes, you mean, Justin who takes this one like this. That's scrawling. Yeah, he puts the, what? What are you talking about? His cheek and goes, you mean,

Marry me? Yeah. Would you do it? Would you, like, if you want to say the thing, like you had it, like, okay, you had to kill a, like a baby, you had a cycle. Who's gonna kill a baby? But it's not you.

I killed baby, dude. You want to know this baby? For sure. You don't know the baby. It's a throw away baby. Throw away baby. It's a baby that was gonna be an ugly baby. Yes, it's an ugly baby.

How? How do you kill it? Yeah, if you kill with your hands, you feel like smother, you have to just like, you know, leave it there. Dealers choice. You have like a hole on a rope, you have rope, you have gloves, you're nice. Oh, can I just like, can I just drop it off something

and never see where it lands? One of those things. I'm saying like, there's a bit of a man where he's like, you mail it somewhere and you're like, I didn't put it in the trash. If this is really the Illuminati, and they those things. It's not saying, like, there's a bit of a man where he's like, you mail it somewhere and you're like, oh, it puts me in the dress. If this is really the Illuminati, and they have like a whole straight to hell or something, I would drop a baby on that for sure.

Okay, now, but you have to drink the baby blood. No, cause it's gonna be weird. No, then you get everything forever. You ever see how picky he is when you're in? You're in. It's gonna take me while I drink it though. You can do this. I'm gonna have to go over. You ever see me drink alcohol?

I have to go and go. You know what? They give you. And you go, what's wrong? I'm just trying to throw it up. Hang on. Finish that baby blood. You've never seen a guy with pants like that.

Be so picky about food, Bobby. That's so funny, dude. But you can have a decal cup. You can take it with you. You have like a year to drink the baby's blood. Oh, then yeah, for sure. Would you? Can I chase it or do I have to take it down?

You can actually mix it with ours used and freeze it like a popsicle and make a baby blood possible. It's gonna take too long. If I could take a diet coke down right behind it, I'll drink baby's blood. How much of the baby's blood you have to drink? It's chocolate, it's like all the baby's blood. It would have to be all of it. It would have to be all of it.

Not all of it, not all. Like this much, like 16 ounces. Man, a little less than that. Half of that. 12 ounce. 12, I mean, you can do the math. Dude, we are dumb. Neither of us got that.

We have eight. Eight, eight, eight, eight. Oh, I was thinking about eight, you said a little less than that. I didn't invent you to do the math. I just went half of it. You want it back. Okay.

Now, so you got to kill a baby. You, no. Hang on, deal with the choice. Not you, and it's not want it back. Okay. Now, oh, say, so you got to kill a baby. You know, hang on. Dealers' choice. Not you're, and it's not even a good looking baby. It's an ugly, it has a hair lift, one eyes gray. Can it be a baby that you're like this baby sick and it's got to die? No, it can't be putting out of its misery. And Bobby, I think you were even giving to me concessions. This is a healthy child with a bright future ahead. What color? Wow. We're going to say it's a nondescript white. We could be looking at Middle Eastern.

We could be looking at light skin, Dominican. We're gonna say this. Exotic. An exotic baby. Say exotic looking. Oh, maybe a little Asian baby. They're the cutest ones. I'm just kidding.

They're the cutest ones. Asian baby. I don't think I could drink a baby's blood. Okay. Easily. Okay. Okay. I don't think I could kill a baby. Just you know what? I don't think I could kill a baby. I don't think I could drink a baby's blood. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't think I could kill a baby Just you know what I want a lot of interrogations now and Bobby

I think just got you admitted this farm. You've definitely drank babies blood I don't think you could kill a baby either. I think you're talking shit. No, I could throw it off something No, you could I just have to not look you know me first of all you know me babies. We've killed already Dude Me and Bobby keep yeah, we all just for the illuminati every year Dude, they never listen they never take our videos I've killed like six babies. Oh, that's the one right there the little cabbage and Asian kid Yeah, like you can't is that a costume where they're gonna eat that thing. It's what they do. That's how they eat it

That's how the adjusted Jewish Illuminati anything with cabbage they're fine No, yeah, Justin you see a little adorable. There's a little a little fat chubby face a adorable Asian baby I don't think bother walking to think and Justin you gotta come up and just punt that thing into a into a movie car What do I get a luminonnie stuff? Do a robe a curvy knife? A ring of fucking hat that has horns on it You get like that scene in 300 where the bad people are like party. Yes, you know druids. Right.

You got a necklace with a triangle. Right. I would give you everything you want. You get it. You'll understand all the symbols on a dollar. You get everything. You get it all. You're in the business.

You become forever famous. And all you have to do is one eighth of what you've done to get to that Madonna farm. Luke you just searched Illuminati music and you found that? How'd you know that? You're fucking talent to dude. He's the best. He's the best.

He's in the Illuminati. Um, I couldn't. What else can I do? What else can I do besides kill a baby? There's gotta be like a range. Okay what did you just say the ill-loo Minotty I just said DJ luminaughty

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That little Asian baby would block it. Terrifying. It cleans up my leg. Does a mover like removes my eyeball? They use the wind. Does some golden child shit? They use the... Bobby, what else?

There's got to be a range of things. Like, alright, if you kill the baby, you're fucking mad in. You have to do something lower. There's got to be like a... You have to get out. You have to, like, you do something lower. There's gotta be like a, you have to, you have to get out. You have to say you, whether you believe it or not, you have to give your soul to the devil. Your soul.

Yeah, that I would do. You would do it. Yeah. Wait, well, hang on. All right. Are we in this hypothetical we're doing here? Sure. Are we certain that the devil and hell is a real thing?

You are given for certain that the devil and hell exist. And you go there. And the devil himself is making this deal with you. But you have all the spoils here. You will have the spoils here, but he owns you there. But is it awesome? Like you know, like here? No, no, I'm saying like the devil, like,

oh, this is hell on the floor. It's like, you know what I'm saying? Like you don't say? Like you say it's like a casino with drugs. And shit, I'm saying. Yeah. Well, hell would be awesome for Jacob, because it's hot.

Yeah, Jacob for sure. It's like Florida. Oh my god. Jacob's gonna wear shorts shorts, hell. I'm thinking of hell, I'm like, this is a lot of coke and hookers, and then it's like too much into the next day, and it keeps going.

Like that's what I'm thinking. No, it's, your personal hell is parting too hard.ers and it's like too much into the next day and it keeps going like that's what I'm thinking no It's your personal hell is parting too hard like it's just like too much Too much and then you feel guilty and shame and you're like wow, I don't know, you know I should use a condom who are those guys? Why they're just girls here No cock anywhere. I haven't seen a draggy nut in days. I believe this is not a gay thing, even I just think this is something natural, but I think you appreciate the compliment on your body

from a guy more than a girl. I've talked about this a thousand years. Like it's the order would be like gay black guy, black guy, gay guy, woman. Black guy not even in shape, any black guy. Any black guy. cuz they could do like a vest with no shirt on and it doesn't matter He like yeah, you could wear that out. I had one. I had like that's the order in my mind. I was working out One of my skinnies in between one of my fats. Mm-hmm. I'd lost like 40 pounds and I felt great I was skinny. I was going to the gym. What is it a skinny? I was coming down from a fat going to a skinny in around 2008

2009 Jim what is it a skinny I was coming down from a fact going to a skinny in around 2008 2009 These like because it's a question does sound dickier than I mean, but like I remember like when I met you I wouldn't describe you as skinny, but you were not heavy at all Tell us in skin size pants would size you Fuckin the bathroom and cut these I'm gonna cut this in a huckleberry fin shorts They're gonna turn to a skirt if you cut them. You make new sweatpants out of the extra material of these. Can we try that, see if Justin will fit in them with you?

100% I will. Can we try that? Yeah. Can we try that? All right, go ahead, do it. We're gonna try that, please. How are we gonna do this? I take my pants off.

I'll try that. I'll try that. I'm gonna go. Let me get up and do this. I'll go. No. I say, Jay, Jay sweatpants are so big. we're gonna try to fit sexy Justin into them. You got to think you shoes off Sizzards here Justin K here. We go. Oh, we gotta get video hang on. Let me get video scissors and keys won't be with the car

So if you want to cut the pants off for emergency kind of they're gonna fall off with a post in it both in them hard Great if you get stuck If Justin gets hard and he gets stuck in your sweatpants, and then you get hard, you can't fight it. You want to get behind me, Justin? I don't think I'm gonna be up. I've gone tired for a while. All right, here we go.

J standing up. J is pulling his sweatpants. Oh my god. You have her in the lights up a little bit here. Oh, it did. Can we take my pants off and do this? No, no, leave your jeans off. You don't think I'm up a little bit here. Oh wait. Can we take my hands off and do this? No, no, leave your jeans off.

You have to take it. Stop trying to make love. That's what you think is pants off. Now I should. He should have. He wants to. Justin's dying to take his jeans off. You know what's that?

Oh, here we go. He's jumping in. Jay pulled his pants down. Oh my god, it's happening. Jay's... Lift out leg. Justin's got one leg in. One leg in.

He's pulling the leg up. Now Justin is got one leg in one leg in he's pulling the leg up now Justin is putting another leg in And he's pulling it up and now they're pulling it up Jays holding him gently and now he's pulling up the back of J and Justin no, no, no, you're fine They are doing a gay potato sacrace right now. This is, this is, they're in this webpads. They've done it, ladies and gentlemen. They've done it.

Justin is in. No, try this to webpads. Oh, there we go. Please don't fall. Please don't fall. If you're gonna fall fall that Justin fall on you No, no, now I got the hang of it. It's official. Oh my god No, you could get in these two Jacob Jacob come inside go inside

Jacob you get inside Jacob all right now we have you help getting these down No, you want to get your ass I'm just gonna get you a flat ass chase Was you also insulted my ass today my tights I had my tights on for basketball now. Why are you in tights? So I don't pull a hammy? That's not true. It's just stretching you won't pull a hammy Tights aren't tights and hot for tights. No Compress what

That's insane that that fit. How was that did you get hard did you feel good? No, it's coming well. You smell really good He always looks good. You held just in there like a baby kangaroo. Yeah, he's my Joey. Oh my god, that was great. I knew that would fit. I knew that would work. That's insane. It's insane that another man fits in my pants. It's comfortable.

Not uncomfortable, believe. You could have slept on a couch together. 100% if we were in a, you know, a tour bus like a bunk, if we were in Justin could sleep like that. If we were like in a survival show, you know, when I was saying, like, like people that do whatever they have to do to stay warm, we would have been like, you know what? Let's get in the pants.

We be alive on that show. Do you know how great that would be to, as a game? If you guys, if you had to jump on those pants, right? With underwear on and then play guess your fetish and then have Christine just bring porn up, certain porn. It's hard for us to get hard. See who gets hard first. It's a great game. It's a great game.

It's great. Yeah, are you garbage made their own game? We should make our own game. We should be that. The bone fire. The bone fire. Fire. Is that a bone fire in your pants?

I really do want to kick that little cabbage baby. You know, normally I feel like- I feel like- What's that? I feel like what we just did would like stretch and ruin those pants. I don't feel like we made a dent in those fucking things. I'll tell you exactly they were never worn. These things suck shit.

No, those things should be on the couch at all times. You should just get in like a blanket. Oh yeah. Just keep- Yeah, keep them on the couch. It's like a snuggie for your panties. It's pet always Christine my expensive blanket in the dog in one side of the bed It'll be me and my blanket pants. Yeah Wow, you got you got your hoodie blanket, right? No

You think it a hoodie blanket? No, we have our kiki coach. Didn't I give you a hoodie blanket? No, I give you a blanket I gave you one right? No, I give I give Jacob one. No. I gave you a blanket? I gave you one, right? No, I gave Jacob one. Sorry, yeah, because you're cold. Damn, that hurts. That sucks. I get you to make the hoodie blanket club like me. Well, you got a couple of assholes.

Oh, that makes me want to kick a cabbage baby. That makes me want to kick an Asian baby wearing a cabbage outfit. I don't think that's a cabbage outfit. That's a real cabbage. You think a baby's wrapping cabbage? That's a cabbage field behind him. It looks cabbage. You think a baby's wrapping cabbage? That's a cabbage field behind him. It looks like. You put a baby in real cab.

You think they grew it? I would, if they came to me and said, you, we're going to let you in. Do you loom in out these real? We're going to give you it all, kid. You're going to be with you. You'll do anything. And we're going to have to take it back a couple of times, but we got you back. It's going to look like you're being taken down. We're going be with you. You'll do anything. And we're gonna have to take it back a couple times, but we got you back. It's gonna look like you're being taken down,

but we're gonna be there, right? We got you. What do you mean they said the loom, why do you don't think they're gonna be true? I hope you do. I hope you do whatever terrible thing it is, and they tell you by the way, it goes, no cigars.

So we're gonna be, oh, I killed this baby for nothing, dude. No bats. I'm dead. Oh my God. I would do it. I would do it. Yeah bats. Oh my god. I would do it. I would do it. Yeah.

Yeah, fuck it. I don't think I could sacrifice an animal. And that's not an emotional thing as much it is. Like it's just, I guess it is emotional, but it's not so much like. No, I'm saying it's not about that. It's not wanting to hear the thing. Like, taking a life is so like you can't kill a chicken

I don't think so. Oh, I grab a chicken by its head. Could you go fish? Yeah, but neck no, I had those stories And so I said it's one my dad thinks I'm a lady and doesn't love me is because We do a fishing I catch a fish and I'd ask him to take it off the hook So I don't want to grab the fish nor rip the hook out of it and he would just like oh, he's like no You have to do it yourself. And then I just stepped on the fish and reeled it in until the hook ripped out his face. And I said, you murdered that fish, Dad.

You murdered that fish. I told you I didn't want to touch it. And now it's dead. Why wouldn't you touch your fish? Yeah. Because he's like very like a. I'll look at my stepfather wasn't an outdoorsman. And the man's stuff he taught me wasn't those things

It was had to lift weights and say the N word around just white people Yeah, he told me all the manly stuff. Yeah, Joe That's so funny you wouldn't kill a chicken. There's no animal against the murder of a chicken I just couldn't like it's the thing it's I don't maybe it is a humanity I never over thought that other than I think more is to me the ickyness of it. Yeah the grossness I don't want to pick up a dead like dead mouse in my house. I called Kermetsk over once to pick it up really Yeah, but I also have picked one up myself It's if I'm gonna mood about something else me and uh

My ex were fighting one to my ex wife were fighting one time and me and my ex were fighting one to my ex wife were fighting one time and in the house and I was cleaning the kitchen just like angrily like you know going through and cleaning up and behind the behind the stove behind the stove there was a dead mouse and I picked that one up very easily and quick with their hands were the paper towel paper towel but it didn't like struck as I it's my mind was just a different thing but if I if the whole job at hand is picking up or I wouldn't even like picking up a dead fish with the With you know, I had a fish tank With like a little net with the net. Yeah, that's the weight of it The silly I get that a well a roach like the idea I can't send but like a roach even picking up a roach

Like with a paper towel with fucking it they gross me out so bad Oh, I do I would never promise I use Seven paper towels to get like a roach a roach there Start to send me a man a bug's gross me out You don't want it you don't want to feel the crunch. I don't want to feel the crunch exoskeleton grot They're so fucking ugly man the exoskeleton. This is what's it mean a lab dude Kill it and then pick it up or you step on it I'm a smash with the paper towel and fuck that I'm gonna take hairspray in a lighter and blowtorch that thing

I okay, that seems extreme and bad for your floors. Yeah, I can't Badger than the crunch so bad to step on it. Yeah, if I step on it I'll feel the crunch that I step too light. Would you shoot it? So it just looks up at me and moves. It was like, sup, pussy. There's a can't step. I don't want to feel a crunch. Yeah. So how do you kill it?

He doesn't even step it. I want to spray. I want to kill it first and then figure it out. Oh. Oh. I've done the crunch, but I have stepped on it, but. I have no problem killing anything. Merle, you can't.

Have you hunted a deer? No, I could. Would it have it with a knife? No, I could. I have it with a knife. No, no, what I'm. I'm reading. Well, it's looking at you with its eyelashes like this. The pencil. No, I'm close. You have to see the soul weave. I don't know if I'd be able to kill a deer, or want to kill a deer. I would not want to kill a deer because of the beautiful eyes. It's such a beautiful animal, but I've I've Kitten. I don't care about the phone. No, I'm talking about some ratty Milky Eye deer. I don't have like a plan of the apes. There's the nice good one Caesar and then

there was the mean when it's got a scar in his face. It's the scar on the face. It's the mean of the deer. I don't know if there's like a tough one right there. No, honestly, this one looks nice, but it's actually I'm not lying to you. It's on Megan's list. You can't kill a dull That's a baby. Yeah, you can kill it. Yeah, you can no you can't you can't oh so easily dude probably like this I think a John Wick next You know, there's a true story when we were when we were on the farm the three great Danes killed one killed a deer And I had a deal with the deer. I felt very bad about it I was like, why don't we just eat this thing? I'm pretty sure you can kill a baby deer

No, Google it. We mean you can on the internet. I'm pretty sure there's a certain time a year you can kill a little baby deer This is upset. I don't think that's right at all. I'm pretty sure yep Bob oh you can kill it. I know they're killed by it's biologically acceptable to take farm bang Taking those is not a baby. We need is biologically acceptable. Yeah, but you can kill a baby dear Who's a man? I run as a baby dear? The dough is the girl no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Raise a drop of gold and some female deer But fawn is a baby. Yeah, I thought it's not a cat. You can kill a baby deer. They're really I heard they're very good eating I'm gonna have a trophy room full of baby deer heads only But you only kill baby You kill baby things

Baby stuff a baby gorilla He goes what is that head on the wall? It goes. That's a parakeet Baby stuff a baby gorilla He goes what is that head on the wall because that's a parakeet That thing is too fucking cute. Well, it's like a suckling pig Suckling is a baby pig that's fucked up. What do you think lamb is? We're very strict. What do you think of lamb is the baby fucking sheep thing when raise a drop of gold and son? Yes, do Do you lamb? Yeah, I love lamb. You like lamb lamb a sheep a female She is a lamb is right. That's in a slaughterhouse. Oh God. You're making rules up as we go along

I'm gonna kill most states don't don't let you shoot a Yeah, but that look at that look at that that is look go back up. That's a little baby That's what you when you eat lamb that little cutie petudie is that you up man why I don't eat lamb why because we're not like you Bobby I mean lamb is awesome have you had lamb you're very you ever get one of those fainting goats and just kick it in the nuts to let's just talk about fucking these animals up dude my one of my my dreams is go to Morocco and go to lamb alley you just walked down and kicked the rest all lamb just all dudes cook a lamb Think of lamb alley of the Morocco fucking market savages. Yeah, I mean look I I wouldn't want to kill I would never kill Bobby Look at that. Yeah

Nothing needs to do Look at it. Well you're saying it Is our special Looks like Joe de Rosa when he's drunk. Yeah, take that one out. So I keep showing cooked lamb because it's Yum, eh cuz it's just called the name of the word lamb. Yeah Oh, that's the one that has to die which one the one of them with the ones with eyelashes Was that Patrice joke? He could be the fish because they know I lids just they always look fucking dead Yeah, I couldn't I mean I wouldn't be able to kill it myself, but what about for the Illuminati for the Illuminati?

I'll fuck kill everything When cat Williams hit Illuminati party also like I think it's just like saying just like a Hollywood party There's gotta be something up to it. There's got to be something up with something because there's too much. I don't know. I look at he says it would really Hollywood people. But he says smart stuff like stuff that makes sense, then crazy shit.

He's just like, you know, it's like, you know, Kevin Hart does this and that and he stole this and. No, Kevin stole his cousin. He just goes, Kevin's never sold tickets or whatever industry plant. Yeah, well, he said that he was never in LA. It's never happened. He did this It's all lie and if you eat seven pieces of licorice and bark at the moon and count to five you'll get everything you want What it's like I don't know what the fuck that he's all over the place

But a lot of his stuff has come true Yeah, a lot of that stuff people went and found why haven't I been on Joe Rogan Rogan actually put out that he'd have money time He wants to put out six comedians that need never now non-bending funny Dude, I think you have a new impression. Oh, it's not new. It's a long time my cat Williams. Oh, I like it Kevin Hart has never had a sold out audience and you've never seen it before I Talked like I'm gay, but I'm not yeah. I use this list on purpose By the way, he's got the illuminati necklace on in that one

He's got the illuminati necklace on in that one Twice on the Monday Tiffany how does you wait never never None done seen her nowhere over there by the comedy star shanning short I got to tell you I Clubsay shakers Joe Rogan having them up in there whenever numbed it none did nothing Look at you over here you ain't said no Be dancing laughing and doing the thing up there never none there did nothing said nothing Harvey Steve Harvey. Proo me wrong.

Oh shit. Joe Rogan, don't want me on there. He's like, I'd love to have you on the goes. All right, well, next point. Shannon Chop, he, but I get him credit. He shot, Shannon Chop usually doesn't shut the fuck up. And he, the only person that could do it is Catwood. Because he can't understand what the fuck he sang

You cannot stay with chanted chop sang. Oh, man. I've really I Catwalking specials I legit when you subtitles for but I'm talking this like I don't uh I'm so almost pretty opinionless on cat Williams County because I people love Cat Williams comedy. He's funny. I'm not even debating that. I'm for whatever reason. The clicker when I watch it, I don't know what he's saying. Like, he just loses me. I don't know what he's talking about. That's why my impression is that you don't never never done nothing else said before.

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