The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - I'm Rich, You're Poor

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

Dan's team loses to Jay's team in the NFL playoffs and Dan is pissed!

I'm Dan and I'm Jay and actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM That's right for full episodes of the bonfire go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire for a special offer for our stand-up tour dates Go to dance order.com and big J comedy.com And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and dance odor This was this song playing when I was furious at Joder. I was yesterday. No, I just super fucking like a fucking dude. I want your whole gun.

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Some listen. Dan, I think I speak for the group when I say I know it was Katie's birthday weekend and it was a rough sports weekend for you. Do you have proof of life of Katie? Can you show us that she is alive and okay? Listen, we went out fishing and then she just had a little bit of an accident. She's pretty clumsy. Yeah, you think I haven't been watching the date lines she's been putting on?

I've covered my tracks. A rage murder is manslaughter. By the way, I fell asleep on a 2020 this weekend. Yeah. And to bummer when I fell asleep, it was just getting juicy. And then I woke up and it was like, and nobody could believe that was the killer. Good night.

We'll see you next week on 2020. I know I can rewind it, but I was just like, I'll never get back to the middle of this. They should do the endings like SNL, where it's just all the detectives when they're on clapping. They get the thing runs and then it's playing. I'm like, hey, all right.

Yeah, man, that was rough. Katie actually left yesterday. I swear to God, she went to LA for work for a week. So I was gonna watch it with her. And then I just watched it alone with my dog looking at me like this as I was getting angry and angry. Loud cursing and yelling. No, there becomes a point where it just started being funny.

When Josh Johnson, when Brock Perdy got injured, you're like, putting your f-. Our third, our fourth string quarterback against, and by the way, Fox was doing it like showing the stats with like, the Eagles are number one in offense and they're like, you know, they were comparing because we had the number of defensive and the one in offense. And they were comparing, because we had the number of defense, you had the number of offense. And they were like, so it's, and then just watching it be like, oh, it's, oh, we only have defense.

We can't, like, Christian McCaffrey can't do everything. I know, he really almost did. Yeah. And they put in the plate quarterback a few times. Well, he was the next man up for quarterback. And they like, that's wild. I saw him get the green dot helmet. Oh, yeah.

They're making a big thing about you're like oh, man Are we gonna really try to go to the Super Bowl with the wild cat offense? I'd say you guys won the fist fight Yeah, dude, we got down we've been hanging out with Cholo's you guys didn't win the fist fight for sure Well, that's what happened you gave us the raiders. Where's it at? Santa Clara Santa Clara you gave us the raiders fan base now we can throw hands We're gonna put them off. Boo. I'm gonna say this The Philly fans that I'm friends with you Shane Vecchion everyone in winning was like hey dude that sucks It sucks the way you guys went out. Well, you're not a Shit talk guy at least in that circle. I don't think. Well, not really because I'm like nervous.

What I want to say is that I don't think if you want your thing, what not have been, a real smushed in and stomping in. Some people's personality is that. Sure, for sure. Keith Robinson's a person who would just do like, but you know what, Keith is fun to do that with. Keith makes that fun,

because you kind of know when you do that, Keith, you're like, I could talk shit to you when Keith went Roy Williams ran over McNabb yeah for a pick six touchdown and also that took him out for the rest of the season when Keith yeah called me he's cackling all what I see I guarantee I guarantee when I see him but here's the thing he hates the Eagles more than anybody so he's probably gonna be like I obtained good and even do it you shit the bed when you got there Jay Philly's finest everybody Kevin Hart and Keith Robinson

everywhere Philly's golden sons Kevin Hart not an Eagles fan I'll say it from the room I would and I'm calling him soon to say hey kev can you please post about my special and I if you, I'll stop telling the world that you're a fraudulent Eagles fan. Jay, can I tell you how much of a Twilight Zone episode that is where it's like your favorite football team and someone you started at the beginning of comedy with becomes like, Oh, well, that connection would be, that would lead you to Super Bowl tickets and you would go and, um, and you know that when you played mad and he was like I'm a

giant's fan you know never in a shot never in a playing mad fucking drive me nuts if some I remember because Brandon Jacob's was a Brandon Jacob was a problem I remember that was the team had yeah he had I think Boris Plexgo Barris stolen the team at that point yeah we played when we had the wait for Keith one time I remember playing a couple games of Eagles vs. giants at Patrice's house yeah waiting for Keith one time. I don't remember playing a couple games of Eagles vs. Giants at Patrice's house. Yeah. Waiting for Keith to come back from stealing my card

to go, I think bang a chick. But now he goes, you guys gonna Patrice's house? I was like, well Keith, I don't know. We still have to, I go, oh cool, I've seen a little bit. He just drove off at Patrice laughed as we took the path train back to his house. He goes, Keith, just throw your gun, put you on the train.

We'll be the wait the little three in the morning. And then Keith came back with an empty bag and did the like, I'm sorry, young fellows. I shouldn't have ran off like that. I'm back to being normal. He's like, I'll drive. He's like, I'll drive. I'll drive home. So you guys want. You guys want Burger King? Yeah, that, um, you know, it was tough playing the Eagles because it's all my, I have a lot of friends that are Eagles fans. And everybody was cool. Everyone was, but everyone, because it wasn't a loss. Well, I said it, it was like more heartbreaking

than last year when we lost to the Rams. Because you lost to the Rams and you're like, well, Jimmy G couldn't get it done. And this year, you're like, we couldn't even see if we could get it done. Our guy was out immediately. And then you were like on our fourth string. It's like how many fucking breaks?

That's the bummer of the game itself too. It was like, I don't know if that was a good, it was a good like tough game to go through with Hertz not having a good game. But now it's the same, it's the same reason I wanted to play the Bengals. I mean, the Bengals are gonna be full strength. Yeah.

I'm like my homes is like hurt yeah you know i mean so to that i don't want to like if we if we beat the chiefs it's the stories going to be like well i would have my homes with a hundred percent of we have seen the same thing and if they win you lost the guy with the bad week and that's and also people are happy because you're like yeah that guy overcame the odds to

i never want the story to be them overcoming odds to beat us. You know what you don't want is the eventual biopic where they ring a bell like Rocky against you guys. Where he's like, Patrick is a subnoxious wife. He's like, Patrick, you've got to go out there and shatter the dreams of everyone in Philadelphia. He's like, but I can't walk. They were doing that during the broadcast.

They were like, they said it's an excruciating pain, close to childbirth I say he also it was the most inconsistent Favouring and I've ever seen though bring up. I mean he would jog Gingerly sometimes no problem and sometimes he would walk with like a major like you need a cane limp Pick one dude. I'm gonna send you have you watched Jackson my homes as tiktok's Dude, I'm gonna send you have you watch Jackson my homes as tiktoks That's Jackson my homes see the brother. Oh, yeah, you don't know about Jackson my homes But we're gonna about have two weeks of shows we have the cerebral week. Take a care of yeah black Lou tell me the story

What's bet Jackson my home? I'm texting you the link right now Why is he why? He's like what he does tiktoks and shit and like dances and there was one I think Is it a younger brother? Yeah, I don't know. I think I think it's younger brother. He's funny. He's 32.

Banging on some tick talk dances. I send it to your phone and also the time. Two times. Who was the one? It was a shantailer that they had it roped off for his number celebration and he did a TikTok inside of it Yeah, here you go. This is Jackson Holmes TikTok dances. You should learn them You should learn these dances so if the Eagles score on the chiefs you can do these Yeah, sicker than both having Fucking Samoan pussy hair on their head

Is that the girl who's banging them cuz of some homes brother? Is he gay? No, you're gay get away from me. Yeah, no, he's definitely gay, right? What if you could just ball? What if you just like gave him a footballing? He's like you want me to go fucking put that put that time 40 years Four yards on the run guys dumb kind of low rim You also wonder I mean Patrick my homes does he is he cool with this? I've never found that out. Do you know what homosexuality? Probably not spread that rumor. Patrick Mahomes stopped the hate. He's like, that's hilarious. And he's with his brother. Oh, is that like

all backstage like that's like a box. Yeah, that's a box. And era has Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, he's like, you know, do it at work. Can you not do it? What if your brother came to this comedy clubs and started tick-tocking in the lobby? Maybe I am watching too much 2020, but this is a situation where you see Patrick Mahomes give a TRII trench coat exchange of an envelope with two guys to kill his brother.

He goes, just make it quick, will you? It's the guy. I love the kid. It's the chief fan in the wolf costume. And he's like, I'll do it. Oh, my brother. Yeah, he goes, just make it quick, will you? It's the guy. I love the kid. It's the chief fan in the wolf costume. And he's like, I'll do it. So place a business. Get off the table. Yeah. Dude, he did it. I'm telling you right now, he did it at a dead football players number celebration. Like on the sideline where they had it, he got in there was like, I do. Like your brother was dancing.

Your brother was dancing all that. Hard hands. I see when you got final and he's like doing hard hands in the in the rope off player celebration. It's crazy. It's crazy because I remember when the Niners played the chiefs in the Super Bowl. This got brought up and I was like oh and it was just a couple things and then he did the crazier. He's like Patrick your brother's dancing on the tables again. I'm sorry guys can you just like let him do it. He'll do the TikTok and be over he goes. That's not the biggest problem is that uh, then he farted in a dildo fill out of his shorts Okay, well here's the deal. I went 26 of 32 for 360 and three tuddies

So many of you get the fuck out of my face Hi, I'm Patrick my homes. That's my brother. He's basically releasing a feral animal Dude, he would benefit Patrick Mahomes more to have a chimp in a cheap jersey. You're not wrong. Or like a fucking, or you know what I mean, an exotic animal. Oh, it's good to suck so bad.

Just got like a, think of Patrick Mahomes as cool. His pet alligator, a little bit of a problem. Do you think Patrick, you can catch your dog? I'm similar to chain on an alligator, he's like, yeah. Yeah.

Do you think Patrick Mahomes has sex with male prostitutes I think that's if you're that good at football that you can have a problematic sibling. You're very good at your job. Yeah, it always seems like that though. And a lot of Kate obviously the Kelsey brothers It's both super talented and able to get the Super Bowl But uh with the other brothers. There's always like There's a thing. You know, I mean one of them gets all of it What like Michael Vic and then like the brother is a problem

It's like stepping on people What's the we Greg Olson's brother We looked up Greg Olson's brother was involved in some kind of like domestic major domestic thing. Yeah, dude I mean usually there's like because if one of you's great then the other ones got that's got to be so much pressure to be like yeah If you have to be like fucking Steve Iverson He goes my name's Rayland Iverson Oh boy do I know.

I wasn't always in this tin can cell here. Why did you have to bring him up again? Arkelli's the singer. Every one of his other brothers were in jail. But I wonder if it just nuke this brain. If he was like Patrick Mahomes was so good at football, he's like, well, I'm'm just gonna be an unbearable asshole Just Jackson that's just what I can do now. Oh my god. Could you imagine that and you're like you're talking to somebody

They start looking over your head and you go anyway, I figure if this we can go get dinner He's dancing behind me on the tea counter Is he doing hard hands as I can see you're not You're doing hard hands you go because see you're not doing hard hands? You're doing hard hands, you're doing it. You guys, because I'm trying to ask you a question. And I can see you're looking over my shoulder. Honestly, and I need to know this, are we going for steak? Yeah.

Is he dancing around there? Is Jackie up there, dabbing a na? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He is, isn't he? I know he is. I'd be very nervous. I'm a dancer. Why don't you just fucking listen?

Everything's cool now. Why don't you just throw this guy throw a throw a throw a throw a Score it on this guy and get him out there with cheerleading. Here's my problem. We what a setup You have the most famous brother your brothers making millions. You know what I mean? Everything his brother does he just goes first for he goes hey Patrick before we take off in this helicopter Let me just do a little dance with it. You guys do running late. Oh, I've got a dodge. I have an appointment with a doctor in Alabama that takes six months to get this. You guys are real quick, though. Can you turn your phone on?

Volume up so I can hear it. Yeah, we ballin' out. My big brother's best take me to get my ass hol bleached in Brazil. On this helicopter. I'm coming up with a new booty hoe. I'm gonna be working at 10,000 feet. Eh, eh, eh, eh. That's his brother. Do you think he wears his brother's jersey and no pants and makes eggs? Hey, I couldn't find anything to throw on so I just grab this set of the hamper pat usually gives me a couple of season

Jackson why the dude who stays in the front of my long Jersey also When you're like the old rich white owner of the chiefs and you're like, why is this man dancing? And then they go Christine go to the moon with the purple behind him, please Uh-huh, uh-huh You look like a I would never stop it if I was everybody in sports I would never stop asking because I know you're excited for the game Are you most excited for the energy in the stadium or whatever your fucking brother is gonna get cocked up for the talk? It's probably gonna be something great. Hey, do you hope you'll get hit hard enough to forget your brother?

Just on his question. Just shooting straight from the head. And also Patrick Brooks, where comes question for you? If I punch your brother in the face, is it a hate crime automatically? What if I'm not doing it because he's gay? Oh, I'm more genuine. How mad would you be if you were in the box next to him? And he was doing this. Right there. In progress and he's doing dancing on the chairs. I never real problem with that.

Why, cause the moves are so smooth? I'm like, you know, don't stand on the chair. Just like, have a little respect for something. It's not what they want to see on the TikTok. He's acting like he broke in. Is this the one? Oh, that's not the one where he, he does like something like this in a roped off area.

You know what I like about he's never holding the camera. So he mentioned if he goes up, he goes, hey, number 42. Oh, yeah. It's for a second. Some guy on the top of it. Some guy on the top of it. Yeah, because like, yeah, man, I ain't going by to be in a truck driver.

He's like, you know, you want this horizontal vertical? Yeah. It's three years in the lead. Before you get benefit. Before you get a pension. Hey kid, you keep a secret. Yeah. Oh my God, somebody in the song. People would kill for that kind of action. It'd be great if it panned over. It's just a Bronco looking at him like in a ball hits him in his helmet. It's like, thank sorry, I was watching this. That's your mom's brother.

Like I dancing over there. Is that Patrick Mom's brother? Like, I dance it over there? Yeah, what if someone just boxes ear from behind? But then what's crazy? It's up twirlin' around the field. But then what's crazy is you're like, you see that and you're like, oh, we're gonna kill him. You know how everyone says, like, buy a million. Like, they see something and they're like,

he goes buy a million and then Patrick Mom's is like, I'm so good, I can play out of a hole. He can just go out there and be like, I'll just complete crazy passes. By the way, I want to make it clear. I don't want this guy hit because he's gay. It's because of his gay behavior. Make that clear.

Oh man. Respect is right to have sex with all the men he wants. In fact, I wish you would have sex with more and spend less time doing dream like things and annoying everybody around him. This is it. I think this is the one he got in trouble for. Oh, he went inside ropes. Yeah, it was like roped off for, man, I want to find out which one of us. He's like, ain't roped off for me. That's what I'm saying. Like he's got that kind

of like, oh, I'll just jump the chain real quick and do a dance. It's crazy. Oh, outside the private. You have to be so good at football to allow someone in your family to be like that. Yeah. He has to. Yeah. That's crazy. Does he say anything about people of a gay guy dance to the front of expensive shit? But then he gives him a great. He also gives gambling advice at the end of all of his gay dances. He goes take the chiefs with the way Patrick's had a sad week. I wouldn't bet on him. Shoo me, shoo me, shoo me, shoo me, you hearted. I love you. By the way, they're giving two and a five, two and a half, putting on a parlay. Does Patrick's mom's ever acknowledge him ever?

Maybe great if he popped up in the video's dancing. Look at this right here. Off season, you give me enough time to learn the dance I can do it. Does he ever talk? Zever go, sorry dad. He sings J. No, he doesn't. He's lips syncing. Syncing.

Yeah. Sinking his lips. No, I bet the family's just like, well, you know, you get a Patrick, you gotta have another one. It's like on a balance for know, you get a Patrick, you got to have another one. It's like on a balance for them. Oh, his dad probably just calls him the other one. I'm gonna call you Patrick. He goes, he goes, he goes, my son's down the field. He goes, where's the other one?

He's dancing upstairs in the box. He goes, any of the owners in there? He goes, I don't think so. He goes, tell him to wrap it up. Hey, tell him that he gets one take. Christine, watch in a video. He's, the game is, he's watching a video. The game is he's at the stadium. The game is behind him.

Yeah, but there's no. TikTok videos. Oh my God. Literally, the game is that he saw a play snap. Yeah, makes you furious, doesn't it? Who is this for? Who likes this? A million people. A million people. Man, I will tell you right now, if the chiefs pull it off and they show him, you will fly into a fit. It'll be like a Pavlovian response. If you see him, if the bird's word.

If you're a legit Eagles fan, you'll find a way to get into the large, you know, the Titan Tron system and just are playing TikToks of my home's brother. Is this the man you want holding the lumbarity trophy? This is a slam campaign. Yeah, that lumbarity trophy goes to the chiefs. This kid's fucking it for sure.

He goes, I'm just pat, I want to sleep with that. He goes, oh, look at that ball. It's a point of tip. Yeah. Let me see a tip of that real quick. Yeah, I'm going to slap this out of the football. Yeah. And he's a little bit more. Let me see a tip of that real quick. Yeah, I'm gonna slap this out of the football. Yeah.

And he's a little bit more. Yeah, you need, you guys need to. Patrick Mahomes just asked him, can you turn it down? Well, all the games on, can we at least start with there? I had no idea where he should have stayed in. I hadn't heard anything about him in a while, because I just remember when the Niners lost to the Chiefs and the Zool.

Another fucking terrible loss. I feel like he genuinely probably doesn't give a shit about it. I don't fall. But that's weird, but he's excited to come do all the... Well, there was a story he got kicked out of a restaurant. Are dancing? No, for like me. Your moves are too smooth now dude for sucking off a major D in the bathroom but

they said that he was like one like a terrible customer like he was a shitty and they were like the guy he auto-tuned all of his orders I won appetizers and a reason jumbo shrimp and spugg tip them out. So he goes, all right guys. So here's a cut for each of you guys. Oh, and also I forget almost this. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I have to tip them out. So he goes, all right guys, so here's Cut for each of you guys. Oh, and also I forget almost this. OK. To hard hand. Hard hand.

Do you guys want to take a picture of this? You want to snap a picture? So during a football game between the chiefs and the Washington football team, now known as what are they called, the commanders? The Washington, well, this is football team. Jackson upset fans when he posted a TikTok oftock of himself dancing on top of a shantaylor memorial logo. That is fucking crazy. Shantaylor gets murdered in his house during a robbery. Easily was on his way to possible, you know, being a hollow famer.

Did you really? That's what happened to him? Yeah, they broke in. Oh damn. Who is it? Chris Benoit? No, I think these two guys, but they're Chris Benoit for all home invasion murders. he came at him with a machete when they broke in Really? Yes Shaman I run the road together we do impression of the burglars breaking in and being like this house is huge And then you're like hey You know And then's no fucking way. And then you just look over and shontailers naked with a machete.

Is it all pro? Please, please, please. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking actress. Wait, so what, wait, so he, shontailers and merc. Yeah, yeah, the shontamen is leg and he bled out. And it's very tragic. He was going to be like, he was easily,

one of the best safeties ever out of Miami. I mean, he's like a legendary college player that had some good seasons for the Washington football generals. Seven, eight, nine kids. But then they dedicated, they did like a number dedication to them and Patrick, my home's brother to take talk and the dance. And it's done is great. It's done is great. It's the proper way to say that Here a pleacaflatt. This is great It's so funny. It's so funny. What this song is is like she's sucking on my dick

I think family is just Yeah, families of athletes don't have to act. Did you I heard a? Let's watch that I want to hear the right. Oh, no, I'm not don't change the subject at all I'm just saying see was funny. They were they interviewed Kelsey mom and dad. Yeah on the news I saw earlier and it was great and the what the dad was like oh, you know, it's hard because we love both boy You know, so the mom just I don't I know what she meant Yeah, but she definitely just misspoke, but she goes it it's hard, you know, because I want them both to be happy, but one's gonna leave that day a loser. I thought she was gonna say like, you know, someone's gonna lose, you know, someone's gonna walk out more upset, you know, upset or sad, but

it was gonna be happy. She goes, one of them's gonna be a loser that day. To defend Mrs. Kelsey. Mama Kelsey. Mama Kelsey, that's why she has two boys who are dogs in the NFL. It's because she was like, oh, money is gonna lose. She basically did the Joker scene from Dark Knight where she broke the pool queue and what, I'm hiring one. I'm gonna drop it in front of Travis and Jason.

He goes, fight for our love today. Bye. Bye. We'll see you in Arizona. I bet those who are gonna have a fight, I hope they do a podcast in the next two weeks. They do a podcast. No, I know.

I hope they do. That's gonna be great for them. They're very, they're great together. They love each other too. Like they're so like in the way, but that was a great tweet, Jason Kelsey put up. I'm officially done being a Kennedy Chiefs fan this year, the season.

That's fun. And it's the picture of him and his brother trade in Jersey. It's always fun when families have guys, multiple people in the NFL because that's got to be fun, like, uh, the, which we got to watch. Filly fans get in the head of Joe. Sure. I'll tell you what that was not a good sign. I saw that video before the game. I went, no, no, no, no, no, no, not our most deadly weapons brother breaking mentally to a bunch of guys that got a deal. See, they just, you know what it is? It's just shit talking where you No, no, not our most deadly weapons brother breaking mentally to a bunch of guys. They got a deal. See, they just you know what it is.

It's just shit talking where you don't like if you're in Joey Boas's position, leave it alone because you got everything. He do. He's walking into the state. No, what is he doing? He tries to talk shit back. He's like, what is he doing? Like what is his, he plays, oh, he plays football too.

He's on the chargers. Yeah. Okay. Unbelievable. Deand, but he at the end of the season which I DM both videos to you He's a great player also Very good, okay, and then he got kicked out of a chargers game when they were going for playoff contention He went and fucking got like through his helmet got kicked out of a game and then after the news interview them Not that one. That was the I said at the DMs, it's the second one. And then the one above it. Yeah, it's that one. And then the one with him getting interviewed in the locker. So he's getting interviewed after the game.

Go up one more. Christine. There you go. That one. And he's like, he got kicked out of the game because he like slammed his helmet on the side And it's just one of those things where you're like mad and you're just like grabbing it stuff He's like and the refs are probably in the other room just being like He could I'm glad we ruined that guy's day That's exactly the Tony has just watch it. Here's the interview because he's like he's a badass By the way the most of brothers are fucking always see what the happen on first or watch this first Well to give you context because we're gonna make fun of both things. Yeah, just to give you context

This is like his kind of how he gets huffy. This is after this was before this was weeks ago This interview right here. Oh was weeks ago. Yeah, this is when the chargers were still in it and he got kicked out of a game Got you okay, and or he got benched something happened where he got like taking off Feel by the way him and his brother like I said are fucking unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable Pass Russian Wait, oh there it is you hear them there goes they're probably back there like fuck that guy Suck my dick eat my ass like fuck the heck I suck my dick eat my ass

they're really the price saying things like this guys a quiff you'd probably say things like or it's not even he's not even good at NBA 2K pecs aren't symmetrical they're probably saying that I don't eat

enough fiber I heard when he blasts his quads he doesn't even really blasts his quads I heard he's like the sixth weakest guy on the team by the way they call they call that's this Joey Boça But they call Nick Boça the bear. That's what they always call whatever But it's like legitimately if this if either one of these guys was mad at you the malling that he could do if he just ran in this room

Mad at like me and had to get around I'd be like What react the same as I would if a grizzly bear came in here. I'd be like, get me the fuck out of here. Can you give Lane Johnson a little, a little touch of credit that ripped, ripped groin muscle that needs surgery? Help both of them pretty good. It was pretty good because they were giving them two second start on a lot of the plays. What is? I have video. What does that mean? He was getting a jump. they weren't calling them off sides He like there was like two plays were down by the goal and where he got off lane Johnson

Yeah, he got off safety on him. He got like two seconds off on him Like when he was garden bosa, look, I'll show you was dicks fall out Or it might not be Dude is fucking whole groin is fucking ripped off dude I need to be more accountable for my actions obviously, but it's a heated game. I think there just needs to be more accountability on. I mean, if I say something to them, I get a $40,000 fine but if they blow a call that ruins an entire team's season they get to they're probably back in the locker room after they get my god got that

yeah 15 yards with a loser I guarantee it that's what they're talking like I love that I love giving the fake because I do that all the time where I give people fake dialogue yeah but like they're probably, that's what I was doing with the Rose last night. I was like, probably over at J's right now. And they're all like, so do fucking cares about this game. The fuck the 49ers, they're probably all over there. Everyone's laughing when you say,

you know, our face is laughing. They're all eating their fucking filling cheese steaks, which really are just meat and cheese sandwiches, which are fucking river rats. And they're probably all like, I'm glad his dad's dead. I'm glad his dad's dead Yeah, and then by the way I talked to Jay sweet as pie during the fucking chiefs built during the chiefs bangles He was like, hey, man. That was just you know, I'm glad we want I was like congratulations You know Shane was the same way. He was like, ah man. Just you you know it sucks but it's like fuck dude

just bums me out but he's a philly people when I when I saw this clip of him walking into the stadium wearing 49er shit cuz he's there to support his brother uh and watching these silly guys sucks shit I was like oh no it's like watching his zombies get somebody to get to him because you can see him be like because you watch this clip and you see at the end, like, okay, he can get angry where he starts talk. Cause I do it. I do it all the time. Where you give people fake dialogue

and you make the situation way worse in your head. And I mean, I've had hour long conversations with my, with other people, but I'm doing both voices. Oh my God. My apartment. Yeah, I did, I did that, but I did that joke in my soul. My apartment. Yeah. I did. I did anything. But I did that joke in my special. I think the therapist told me initially not to do it.

It was like always just kind of like you see your part is. But they're gonna say whatever they're gonna say. But yeah, no, I get it. I mean, I did that bit about Vekky on hearing me lose arguments in the shower and that's like a real thing. Like I would have arguments in the shower or I would lose them in my own head and then I'd get out. Good point, nothing.

lose them in my own head and then I get out. Good point, nothing. Yeah. But the heat, the sea, the sea, I got like him doing. We were like, oh man, because you don't know if it gets to athletes' heads or not. Oh yeah. And then the sea would be like, and they're all over. They're like, fuck them and they're stupid season.

They're probably home like, sleep like that guy's an ass. And they probably do call me an ass. And they're like, maybe I am an ass They're all like when he's in the five position. He's not getting off in time fucking but But then the Philly fans is coming for him. I watch the montage of news things from people at Philly. I got to say Impressively they sound like idiots. They're screaming and yelling and saying dumb stuff and trying to smile on the camera and do weird things and drink twisted teas.

But when speaking and yelling all the stuff they're yelling out, no one's cursing. For a weird look, they actually were respectful that it was the news. And you know what I mean? They're like go birds. And then the one guy would just be like being weird and then she's like, what do you think?

He's like, oh, I'm excited, man, go birds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations. Congratulations. Look, congratulations. So happy for you. What's he about, but what both his brothers go through? Oh, dude.

That's him with the Niners Jack and all. Yeah, and the lady and draped into Niners blanket. That's his girlfriend with the stupidest boots I've ever seen. Unless you like it. Oh, is he dating the lead singer of D-Light? Hey, look, I didn't know he was in the B-53. Hey, clip-clop. Who's his girl?

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She goes honey honey tin roof rusted. I never had to get to Austin powers Philadelphia sports fans She's like just go inside you stupid ass Oh, you talking to your butt buddies When you say someone's butt buddies they've made you mad You guys are but your buddies with your butts You guys ass friends That's the grown up version of do you know who my dad is really you hit him with the I'm rich your poor that is do you know who my dad is Do you know who I am the one percent beat it peon

Yeah, Jen pop go into your regular fucking aisle I mean the the thing that do there and again. It's just let's just like I'm saying almost just wave just you know or you just go it's like you know I'm on you know I'm gonna start up you guys but to think you can turn the the tide of Eagles fans who I'm an asshole you're a fucking asshole asshole. Here's the one thing I've learned by being friends with so many Eagles fans. It is legitimately one of the only fan bases in sports where they're all like, where everyone's like unanimous like, just don't go. Just don't go.

Like if your team's playing there, it's better if you don't. It's more comfortable. Eagles fans are even saying that. They're like, just don't show up. They're having the Ford Fairlead fight. Are you calling me an asshole asshole? I'm calling you an ain't as saying this, but if you prefer, hey asshole. Yeah, I mean this gets wrapped in it. Yeah, well that was when I knew we were in trouble. I was like, no, you gave them what they wanted.

Well, it's for the guy that's the way I cackle at at the end of the show because he just like, I got it. So like, this is the best you can get in fact. You don't really want him to hit you. No, he'll kill you. Yeah, he comes over that railing You're like, the camera gets all shaky Look at his girlfriend laughs. She goes up. He's about to kill again. I've seen this she goes I'm gonna get Sarah Connor tonight I'm gonna get put through a wall. Oh, you know, why she's smiling because she's like thanks asshole You just got this is always gonna talk about for the next 20 minutes Yeah, instead of enjoying some food like we're supposed to we're gonna go and sign get some food before the game And he's gonna be like fuck those guys out there. It's like give me another heart. Are they they're not even real people?

Give me another seltzer, man Fucking Steve. Oh, I'm gonna crush a true. I fucking Think of a tall boy, but they're both by the way They're like grant you can look it up Their grandfather was in Al Capone's gang nice and like a did time for murder I think really and then you're like that's kind of what you want and someone playing on your football teams lineage connected Yeah, but just that fucking maybe you take a ball today. Maybe you throw the ball out of bounds Maybe you throw the ball out of bounds. You maybe take the ball and then you do a show.

You don't understand. Maybe instead of a shot, then you run single back. It's also my Christmas Italian impression. I don't know if I can make this by you. You're just saying it's the thing and the thing. Yeah, he was the former chauffeur and bodyguard for Al Capone. No. Nick Bosa's great granddad.

And eventually. What a good story to tell, because no one can really double check it on you and It's like you're connected up, but you're still the the underdog story. You know, I mean, it's not he was just trying to make ends meet He had to do it. He had to do all god gave it was his to wait And a sturdy back he He goes, and love. Love for his beloved. He's the only thing that can pull him out of that. He's off.

He's also Chicago. That's great. Just that accent. Oh, I Philly if you just go on YouTube and put Philly fans from last night in general it's pretty hilarious. The lady though how much does it just not like she wants to interview people she's like it's nice night for a win huh that but guys things like shaking his girlfriend. So how you feel? Oh good about the game? Man someone that does not care about football made me the angriest and like I said

And I've said it a couple times. I might end up at the end of this thanking Joe for letting you focus in your anger for focusing my anger on that Shoulderless fuck who in the middle of the 49ers not being able to throw the ball We couldn't throw the ball. It's a big element in the NFL and we couldn't do it and then Derosa just sends the text to our group thread that's like 49 years couldn't get it done. While everybody was trepidacious, I will say in room I'd be lying to him if he wasn't killing. Yeah, I know he was hacked. I know he was just a little bit more. Well now because you used that when we were outside he goes. He had a couple of fucking funny things in the stuff. wasn't killing. Yeah. Yeah, I knew he was hacked. I knew he was just a little bit more. Well, now because you used it when we were outside, he goes, had a couple of fucking funny

things in the stuff. He had funny lines. Yeah. And I understand what he was, but here's the thing, the fact that Joe doesn't like sports doesn't care about him. But he's just like the Joker. There's nothing that he cares about. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's

not know how I made these sandwiches? No, I like bread. Bread, bread that's freshly baked. Ari on brand, by the way, co-signed with ha-ha's. No, no, no, he co-signed them with ha-ha's. Oh, I saw that.

Things. But he gave me ha-ha's when I snapped back as he knew I was angry. Oh, he goes, oh, also. Let me throw it to the hall. Damn, they're all quick. You're gonna water on the fire of that. The things you gotta worry about,, also, let me throw the water on the fire of that. The thing is you got to worry about goes, let me throw a ha ha on that.

I mean, exclamation point this. But it really was like, and I know that it was Joe's dejoker. He just does, he has no loyalty to sports. So 80s without a doubt, with my plan, is to find something to ruin for Joe deosa in a way that genuinely upsets him. He doesn't listen to the show. He might guest host next week when Jay's an LA. I don't know how I feel about it yet. I'm saying it to you. Can I say yes to this?

I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. Jay. I want to ruin his life for a little bit. I want him thinking about me I want him waking up with anxiety. Have you tried just yelling Joe the Rose you suck while he walks away from you? Joe the Rose you suck. No, I'm gonna get him. I'm rich in your pool. I'm rich. You'll pull you Bull me though. Oh

I'm gonna find something to absolutely ruin form and it might not be the eye for the eye It's not a ruin it. It's a twist of knife. Yes. This is what you got it. Yeah, he's already got it He's got a when he's down when he's down kick him He got a good shot in the films. It's like my favorite Roddy Roddy Piper quote He goes I never kick a man when he's down or he goes I never kick a man when he's down. Or he goes, I never punch a man when he's down. I kick him, it's easier. I'm fucking going up. Fuckin' up.

The road that will, I will find something to turn the knife on. I will pay. There will be. It's gotta be equally as funny. Yeah, I mean, dude, being alone, watching my dog freak out, being like, damn, this guy's mad. Yeah, you know, it's more jackass style than I'm used to

personally. In the sense of like you just you know, and jackass you remember how much we all laughed when they would sneak up behind somebody while they played jaws music and then shave off a major part of their hair. Yeah, but someone there's pretty like if someone of my friends go and shave my hair and was laughing at me on video, I would probably like try, in that moment, I would try to physically do something. That's probably, right. I mean, I was mad at him.

So as I'm saying, I get the, I'm not, that's not my initial, I would have done a reaction. But again, it's also the people, and it's also just the tone what you're expecting. Like, here's a Keith Robinson, like, it would make you laugh. Ari, though, could definitely, he could have done the same thing if he chose to.

Ari, that's Ari's chaos like thing. Here's the thing about Ari. I know that. Yeah. So I don't think I would get as mad. I just knew Joe's little high cackle, and I knew there was layers to it. I knew he was at your place,

and Eagles celebration party. There was there was there was layers to it. I knew he was at your place and Eagles celebration party. I knew He texted us in our group thread. So we wanted other eyes on it right and He knew he knew that I was you know, well we were hurting. We're losing the last game I don't think he would get a phase on how much you'd be like pissed at it rather than you let him know No, by the third text. He was like I it out of the game. Vecchio, let him know. No, by the third text, he was like, I wouldn't say that one. I wouldn't say that one. Yeah, Vecchio, I was like, I've lived with him for 10 years.

Guy fucking lives. Vecchio's too serious, too. I know. But Deroza, I will find something that he, when he is down, I will step on his. I will put my boot on his head. The parents are older, so you might be able to really put what up his ass on a parent death I'm gonna have Mr. I'm gonna have Mr. Deroza buy in gold coins for a LLC that I put up I'm gonna buy dad's body afterwards and do my own experiments on it I walk in I walk in with a

see-through all on a line together like you know why I'm seeing you're getting back to Joe is his dad's hung up like a like a silence to the lambs like His body's like open. Yes, that's the door and his father's filet. Oh Do you love the Niners? I go you know it turns out a little too much Yeah, in his defense. He was completely clueless. I think at the third one. He's way he really upset Something like that. Yeah, dude. You think he's really upset. Do the best thing was, and I'd have all these people over again. Again, when you know the people, you know what you're in for, and you weigh out what's

going to be fun versus too much. I made nobody bring their dogs over rules, so I can be too much with dogs Already with all those people being excited. And, um, and yeah, like, but like Justin, dude, I mean, did I call it? I won't put it on the reason why I didn't go because he kept getting sit on that. I was like, why would I go, I wish they would have come over to watch it. And I was like, but I know why it doesn't want to come over. And like three times during the day, they were like, why would he know when to come over? I'm like, this, what's happening right now? You guys are literally yelling out each other the himbo's recording schedule for a half hour Becky on at one point was sitting on a couch like like the love seat like sideways

Looking like that and Justin was sitting on the couch Kind of behind him and I mean it was an Eagles drive. They were on a drive. He's Justin was just going Mike and Eagles drive. They were on a drive and he's just just going Mike. Mike. He wasn't kidding by the way. It wasn't like a joke. He just gets it. And Mike was and Mike. I know I go and Mike because it was fun to go. I don't understand why Dan wouldn't come. Like he doesn't want to. I'm like, no, I'm telling you it's just I can deal with this a little better than Dan can. I just Dan wouldn't like this. And he's like, wouldn't like what? I'm like, exactly what? I feel like three times. I'm like, because you guys are talking back and forth

about nothing to do with this game in any way. And like while I was, I was so angry, I was getting mad at Greg Olson for keeping like, Philadelphia's team is just like the city. They're an underdog and I'm like, they're the number one seed. They're the number one seed in the NFL. They've had the best record all year.

Michelle and Lou were just standing over. Josh is shoulder the whole time watching him. Not only not watch the game, most of the time just going through like tender and choraya or whatever the thing is yet. You're just watching him try to crush pussy. Wait, he sits in our house and just looks at just yes and knows chick's all day.

Oh my God, I'm buying. Guys, we got, he's just pussy fishing. Well, you guys are watching the NFL. It's sad. I'm gonna move. I'm good looking. I'm cute. I don't even got a bite, guys. We got, he's just pussy fishing. Well, you guys are watching the NFL. It's so big of a shoot. I'm over too. I'm good looking. I'm cute. I'm funny.

I'm talented. I'm talented. Yeah, that one, I mean, it's, I feel, you know, because the low because dude, you're out on an island when you're by yourself and you know all your friends are watching a game where your team doesn't even have a shot. We're like, what the fuck? You're out on an island and it was just me and my dog

and Myrtle was like, sad Katie was gone and also like a little like, what the fuck's up with this guy? And I was like, there was part of me that's like, I would have loved to have watched this with like, Jay and Vecchio, where we could watch it and be like, ah fuck. Like it is the thing of the problem of being alone. Let me tell you.

I knew Josh were gonna be a problem. But being alone, being alone does create that kind of like different reaction to things sometimes. I remember years ago now being at the, I think when Ralphie May died. Mm-hmm. Right when Ralphie died, Karen Feahan posted the thing, she was still in guest digital. Yeah. Karen Feahan posted the thing. She was the one guest digital. Yeah.

Karen Feehan posted the thing was like, oh, Ralphie may like that was, uh, goes, who else has big jokers next on the, on the Deadpool or something like that? Yeah. And I mean, because I was just alone and just took it in the way, yeah, took it in. Like, it's such a, if I saw it today, I had to go, that's funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? I just like, I called, I remember Lewis, like, okay, Jay, calm down, I'm like,

I think she should be off-gassed as you know? She's gonna talk about, I think I do so much for Gass Digital to use on my back. And though, and Lewis, like, yeah, the way kid does end the show though, because she made a joke, you know what I'm gonna go, who are Binks jokes like that? I don't know her.

It's just like a new comic or something. Why is that okay? Yeah, and it's like, if I was just like sitting with two other comics like we just laughed That's funny if there was a notice and that those texts with me and it would have been me you and Becky on in the room You guys would have laughed and I would have been like yeah, yeah No, I said I'm what you're drinking it in I was just being alone. I was alone just looking out at the city like Looking at the sky goes well things ever get better for me Now you took out rock, our savior.

Brock Purti, our savior's gone. Well, things ever be okay for me again. Well, the clouds ever part. And then immediately, I took after the game, I took Myrtle to the park and then I come home and I'm like, I'm not as mad and then talking to you, talking to Vecchio and Shane. Oh, you have Vecchio, Doreza Colin.

You sneaky little producer. You had Doreza Colin. I didn't sneak. He texted me and he said he was trying and then he said no one's answering. Oh, for Doreza? Why do you have him called now and dance the height? Yeah.

You think you should call him? I know. Yeah, no. No. Is he listening live or something? No, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, he's not listening live. He doesn't even know the call. You think you should call him? I know. Yeah, no. Is he listening live or something? No, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, he's not listening live. He doesn't even know the call.

I have no idea what's going on. I was just trying to signal to Lou about the phone. Sorry. My bad. The Rosa was calling it. He's on now. Someone put him on. Hello.

Oh, the Rosa? No. This is Michael. What the fuck? No, this is Michael. What the fuck? No! It's Jastin. Hang on, I didn't even get to come on. What was Michael going for?

Yeah, when I go bad, Michael, we picked up Michael's call and then Michael's gone. Michael? What's that, sir? What's that, sir? What's it, sir? Yeah, I wanted to tell Dan just calm down because there was such a beat down. If it were close, I would understand getting so upset. I'm a Steelers fan and getting the shit kicked out of us by the Patriots and every AFC championship.

I hate Brady because of that shit. Yeah, but Joe the Rose you're fine with no Joe the dick I mean uh no but the reason I was your cage to rattle your cage is a dick but I was saying the reason I got mad was because I was frustrated I wasn't mad at Philly fans or whatever I just understood the situation was the 49ers couldn't do anything because we were on it basically our fifth string quarterback with Brock Party being unable to throw the ball. The whole thing was so it's like we had no office one that game it would have been A massacre of the Super Bowl. That's what I mean. Do you get to the next level? I mean, it's like if you won that game you're like

Can Joe Martina come back? Yeah, if you want to do it, if someone would have crazy happened you won that game would have been like, what's the, okay, super bowl is going to be just like a, just Johnson maybe, maybe Jimmy G, maybe, maybe, they force him back or they have to sign somebody. Yeah, but that's why I was getting matters because it was like, and like I said, probably by the end of this, I will thank Joe for focusing. Because I had something to be like, what the fuck you fucking mother fucker You fucking dude, I told you I called Bobby and just let it rip I was like fucking Bobby Doreaus and he goes dude at first. He's dying laugh. He's like, I fucking Hey, and then by the end he goes all right dude let it out let it out

It's like a medicinal it's not getting medicinal by the end of it. He's like not you Bobby Yeah, you too. He's like that day It's not you fall not that yeah, what do you want me to tell you that these are Drew scores? But he that was the funniest part the Joe's actual like friendship though coming in because like again in his mind It's like it's again, if someone doesn't give a shit about sports that much. It's hard to listen to say you know Lewis's spoiled playoff games for me before yes, he's done the same thing to you. Yeah, so it's like I understand that immediate thing. I also get the immediate humor of it. Yeah.

So it's not that big of a deal. And also on the thing, you could just say though, okay, I get it. But like, dear seriously, don't, I'm fine with ball bust. Can I tell you right now? But don't ruin a game for me. I was like, white hot when I let that fucking batch go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I didn't want and then I didn't want to That's hot I don't want to fucking deal with it so I just like sure I was like I'm just not gonna talk to him and that's why it's funny because Christina immediately saw my face I was like oh even though for one of the guests last week. And then Christine looked at me in a way of like, okay. Yeah, we were both at the last. And then Jay laughed and I was like, yeah, yeah. Cause I knew I did know there was lines was funny. Even when I talked to Nate, I was like,

he said some funny shit, but I'm mad about it. I don't know what you said, you just slapped him in his face. It was too thing. You said you slapped him in his face if you were there. Yeah, and you go talk to him. I'll slap you with some logic. No, he goes, you go talk to him. I get your talk to him. Cause I'm saying, what if I was in Jersey with you? I'd give you a piece of my mind.

That was why and when you said, uh, Joe, you're a chick. Go look up recipes. I go, I go, go, you know, I go, you don't care about football. You're a chick. Go look up a recipe for a new casserole or something. You're team for nice to look up a recipe for winning. He goes for a recipe for winning, which on like the third read through I was like that was good and now you just and now the lack of sportsmanship Dude, I was so mad. I was so mad being alone getting so fucking mad Dude, I'm telling you frustrated with the game and Karen Fihan. I was like fucking Rocky for like punching the sides of

The mirror. I'm like who says something like that about their elders? I think I got so mad. I altered the view of I Think I got so mad I changed my dogs opinion of me Okay, dude You got real love in your life now. You don't need this, I feel your hole with all I saw you Joe's actual friendship Came in when I when he was like let and he was like he's like oh with dance again He didn't know and he goes way away wait I think it was before the second texture the third thing at all. He's just way away

Because this isn't gonna be a thing where dance gonna say at some point he goes you know Joe like this is all the memories I have with me and my dad or something else like no no he wouldn't I wouldn't lay that I don't know it's, it's also not like, it's not that deep. It would just just funny, you know, it's the plague and the next thing. It's a thing where, it's like, it's like food poisoning with the friendship

where you're like, I'm gonna throw up for the next 24 to 48 hours. And then I'll be fine. He goes, how long can you get? And then we just know, we just know not to do this again. He goes, how long can you think Dan's gonna be mad for I was like three, four months. I was like, in my head, I was like,

you know what, I'm like, tell the Rose, don't talk to me till the night I was Windows Superboy. I'm like, fuck four months. Yeah. I was gonna, in my head, I was like, you know what? I'm gonna tell the Rose, don't talk to me till the nighter's win is super important. So fucking dick. I was like, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna drive you guys having it three years now, you guys have a reunion or something. Oh, no. It's, did I have missed you so much?

And it was a crazy bet to make the world trade with wearing like heavy coats. I got high five. Yeah, outside. Hey, hey, hey. How you doing? You want to get launched? I saw the team one.

You still doing sandwiches? How's the sandwich came true? I looked online, got a bunch of slamming reviews. A bunch of slamming reviews. A bunch of people said you really, really said you changed the capricola game, but it was they set up the gopacoles. Also, I loved it doing a soup and sandwich combo. It's real smart. Last time we talked, he wasn't even doing soup, so that's good. Sounds tasty and hearty. That's good.

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