The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Impish Jews with Ian Fidance

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

This is a bonus episode! Never-before-aired as a podcast, Ian Fidance joins the fun and talks about punching out a Nazi in Austin. Ian is barely Jewish but he does get into scrapes because of his looks. One time he was tackled and injured outside the Comedy Cellar in NYC. | Kanye West performed at SoFi Stadium in L.A. and Jay is amused that Ye complains in autotune for half the show. A new trend with rappers is singing over the actual studio track with the words in it. | Ian gets a good laugh after hearing Jay get booed in one of his first stand-up recordings. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Everybody ready to laugh now? Woo! Happy Monday, everybody. Welcome to a bonus episode of the Bonfire podcast. Hey, Crackle, Crackle, everybody. Please enjoy this never-before-aired episode of the Bonfire. All right.

Here's us with Ian Finance. Fidance. Oh, fuck. Here's us with Ian Finance. What is it? What's his dumb name? They got the end of finance and add the D. Fine dance.

Phi dance. And the word dance. Phi dance. Hey, check it out. It's us with Ian Fy dance. Yeah. Fy dance. You'll never get it right again.

I was just looking at pictures on the, comes up on my Amazon TV of my early barbecue. And a picture of Ian came up back in the day. when you first moved to New York Really? Yeah, it was just But you was sitting there It was Stavi, it was you It was all, you know

Oh, I've been in New York for forever That was like the first time We all hung out It was the first time I brought you to my house Yes I was when I only went to the one Yes I only came the one

The one where we got in the pool and shit Oh yeah I've also been to Thanksgiving at your house Yeah yeah I saw that picture too Yeah Who were you with Norton right

I was alone That's why you invited me No but didn't have family But we had other people there right Yeah I think it was like you Me, Norton, Nikki. I think, was Louis there? Louis did come.

Nikki doesn't have a hot trans as a friend to bring for Thanksgiving for Ian? I know. Real nice. It was fucked up. Well, Louis came and he, after dinner, he did that Louis thing where he's like, I'm going to take care of the dishes. I'm like, back the fuck off.

I thought it was the other thing. I was like, please. I'm going to jerk off. It was fun, though, when you have to have a seven-foot-tall trans woman leave her high heels of the door because you don't do shoes in the house. and then me and Bobby just marveling at the size of those shoes. We went downstairs and we were just coming up from downstairs

and the shoes, it was just everybody's shoes, and then these Shaquille O'Neal high heels. Yeah, it looks like a novelty high heel that you're supposed to drink something out of in a foreign country. I'm going to do a high heelie. That's a shoe the old woman lives in. You know that voice, and you love that voice. It belongs to Ian Finance, who's joining us, everyone.

He's got so much going on. He has a new travel show on YouTube produced by YMH called Ian Doe, an odd guy doing odd jobs, new episodes premiering every Tuesday on YouTube.com slash Ian FyDance Comedy. I'm going to do your plugs because Bobby doesn't know your name. Please. Ian's also going to be in Hartford, Connecticut, at Hartford Funny Bone this weekend, April 10th and 11th. Then the laugh stop in Calgary, April 23rd, through the 25th. After that, Los Angeles, Point Pleasant, New Jersey, and Albany, New York for tickets and all of us tour dates, Ian Fidance.com. I don't know if you know, Bobby's been doing mostly promoting for you,

and it's why you're behind the... Anytime we have a guest on, Jay fucking pegs them against me. I made a mistake. Just back on, Jay. That was interesting language. Jay pegs me. Peggs them against me is also a weird way to put it. I have to jump...

No, I met it that way. I have to jump in early because Bobby and Kim Congerman here yesterday, and they forgot I was on the show. I would talk to both of them, and then I'd watch them both literally do this. No. I go, oh, my God, I'm talking about it. Can I just say something? No, she was on ketamine.

She blamed Bobby completely, by the way for it. But also, too, Ian, you have to. A little bit of it. She told me today in the podcast, she's done it like five or ten times. And I was like, today? Yeah, well, it was nine before yesterday. I can give you a pound on that. You just stole my off-air joke and used it.

Yes, I did. Repurposed it, repackaged it, and put it out for sale. It's nice. Came out good, though. Came out good. We're going to understand the end that we're both heroes. I'm a hero too. Well, we're like full.

We're full heroes. No, him and Kim. Me and Kim, she saved a life. She saved three lives in one day, one weekend. I saved, we saved human beings' lives. Yeah, no whites, though, ever. Kim's in ethnic. They only save three lives in a day?

Because he's in the water. What? Yeah. What happened? Bobby saved a drowning black girl in Costa Rica. I already know about this, but I know he wants to hear it again, so tell me. No, it's okay. As a hero, I do.

I'll give you a quick version of it. There was a little blacker on the beach screaming that her sister was in the water and she couldn't swim. Bobby came over, and then Bobby, as he started putting on his shirt to go into the water, he said. No, I have my shirt on. Yeah, he started saying, he started saying, turd in the punch bowl. That's a pet in the punch bowl. He always coughs. He always coughs when he knows he's lying.

He goes, turn the punch ball And then the little girl was confused And Bobby goes, Ah, you're too young to get it And then he went in and saved her life I never said turrets The punch ball This is, this is Jay's

And then when he goes And then the father couldn't swim So Bobby had to swim his daughter Over to the father And he goes, sir, you're turd? I did not say that That is really honest And then out of breath

When the news came up to interview him He went Turn the punch ball I got to get it out He had to get it out It's crazy I never said turn the punch ball So hero?

I guess by actions, not by words. I've never said that. And then Kim wound up, she was in Puerto Rico, and there was a man went under. She went, grabbed him. As she pulled him up, he was holding his nine-year-old son had went down.

So he went down to save him. The kid, and his father almost died, she saved two lives. It's a literal definition of an anchor baby. 10-16th of a person, Kim saved. 10-16th. Then later, she was surfing, and there was an old white guy,

out there drowning and she went over to him do you need help he's like I do saved him took him in from a At what point did we start thinking you guys are trying to give people that what's that Munchausen? Senator by proxy Yeah it's like you seem to be the person who's always there Yeah Bobby's just going up to black people like you should go swim

Yeah swim rocks in your pockets Playing the odds I don't know how to swim And he goes it doesn't matter and they go What about my hair gets wet and drags me to the earth's core And then he goes turds don't know to swim in the punch Wow wow Crazy Bob

Wow The turn to the person The punchball thing was low class. No, I didn't say it. Even for you. I would never say that. Wait, did I tell so much that I'm starting to believe that it did happen or it didn't happen? That's what you're saying.

Oh. I did save a guy's life a couple weeks after that, too, who was dying on the streets of New York, and I called the police and I called the ambulance that came and saved his life. And then Yamanika told the people at the park where she was hanging out childless, strange, that somebody was dousing the bathrooms in the children's park with gasoline. How Yamanika came across that? That's the only questions I'm prepared to ask. What that happened?

Yeah. Then, to a much greater extent, I had what I thought was a homeless lunatic come up to my table at a restaurant in North Carolina. And I kind of shoot him away and then realized that he was mentally challenged adult. And he went back to his table. and then I felt so bad for kind of showing him way that I gave him what he was pointing at on my table. And fried beans. It was just tomatoes.

Fried tomatoes. He did draw with them. Fried green tomatoes. And then I paid for the handlers and the retarded people they were taking care of his entire meal. Two things. I bet they wouldn't want you to say. Yeah, yeah.

It was too late. I already paid for the meal. They've already accepted it. Now, I think you... I paid for without saying anything. Doing that allows you... a pass to say that. Of course.

And you probably now have an N-word pass for life. Prove it. The father did say that. The father did give me an actual pass. He had him on him. It was funny. When he said at the end, he was like, he was like, hey, man, he goes, by the way, he goes, thank you so much for saying my daughter.

He goes, turned in a punch bowl thing was a hit. And then he did the behind the thing, the finger, the finger touch. Turn the punch bowl. Love it. Look at all these heroes. And then, and then to an even greater extent. I mean, that was my heroics, paid for a retarded guy and their handler's meal without the, me. I mean, I left.

I left. Took no kudos. And then Christine. Took no kudos. And then Christine. Thank you. Told me that I came in the house one day and told me that I forgot to unplug the extraordinarily safety featured, what do you call? Space heater.

Yeah. And she let me know that she unplugged it before we left the house. Zero. Oh, my God. She stopped us from having a 0.6% chance of having a house fire. Hero. Wow. I knocked out a Nazi in Austin.

Whoa. Yay. Can I hear that story? I heard there was two. I heard you want to fight and someone else got their ass. Who got their ass kicked? The guy. No, no, no.

Multiple times. The same weekend, another part, I don't know, I don't want to say the wrong person. It was like red ban or something. Do you know, who was it? You know, I thought you lived down in Austin. But in the same week that I was down there, they were like, holy shit

Ian a couple days ago knocked somebody out and the other person got knocked at or in a fight in front Oh I don't know nothing about that

What happened with you? This guy went up to another comic This Jewish comic This girl Ormash And I was in the bathroom And he went up to her And was like

Are you a Jew? I fucking hate Jews I want all Jews to die Like walked away And she was like What the fuck? And I came back And everybody was like

Ash and White And I was like What happened? They told me what happened I was like Do you guys do anything Like no? I think someone's telling the bartender

The world are we living in I was like do you want me to like confront him Are you okay? Like what do you need? The American has to stick up for the Jew again She's like this is never happened before I just I don't know And then we saw the guy get kicked out So we all like pot out of the bar

We're outside smoking and he like walked down the street And then he came up and he started mouthing off again But this time he was like gesticulating And like kind of like ramping up And like moving his like It looked like he was going to get violent. So I took my rings off, and I was like, prepare thyself. And you don't want to kill him.

He was like, well, he was like, he started going off about Jews again. He's like, I want every fucking Jew to die. Fuck you. Fucked you. Like, all this shit. And he looked at me and goes, I bet you're a fucking Jew. And he, like, stepped towards me. Was it Dave Smith?

It was. Fresh off of a rogue, and he's feeling hot. Yeah, it gets crazy off a rogan. Yeah. And I flicked it. cigarette. I was like, yeah, I am a fucking Jew. That's such a badass move. And then I knocked him out. Is one punch.

I ask you a question real quick. When you flip the cigarette, did the ash like a firework? Oh, I wish. Oh, it didn't? It just like hit his chest and then fell. Oh, shit. And I knocked him out, but I would have done that for anyone. Like, if it was any race, I would have been like, I'm Chinese.

Like, knocked him out. Like, it was very, it was wild, man. He was like, like, really, like, it felt like it was going to get, like, violent. And when he got knocked out, he fell, his body went into the shape of a swastika. So I was like, good job, dude. You get the last laugh. And then, dude, he got up.

I was like, who hit me? Who hit me? And, like, started charging. Like, a group came up. He started charging at us. And the bouncer swung him, took him and choked him out. And he passed out again. And then we got up.

And I was like, I get to get the fuck out of here. And apparently Red Band said he, like, got one in on him. and then I had my idiot friends from home with me and I went inside I was like I gotta get out of here they're like why are you leaving I was like I knock some guy out I gotta leave before like you know something happens and my buddy's like you I'll kill him

he like runs out chases the guy down starts like yelling at him and I grab him like stop you have a family goes fuck my family this guy's gonna die I was like no and then when he turned around the guy like swung on my friend and my buddy put him in a headlock and I didn't know my friend was like hitting him in the face

I just saw the guy grabbing Sorry, sorry, sorry This is my brand new outsider's hoodie The new musical Oh I thought you went to the outsider's house No no no That would be masculine

He instead went to the musical Was he cried in front of his son Did you? Several times No Not several you can't do that Well two times two and a half The last time was because they made Dallas black

I dare you to hear these songs And not cry Not in front of my son Well you don't have a son Well I would not cry in front of my cats that's the gay thing I wouldn't cry in front of my dog I wouldn't cry in front of my dog at all

Yeah no I go to my crying corner in my room Do you have a crying corner? Yeah yeah I look like the guy at the end of Blair Witch He's crying his face No one loves me Yeah I didn't know Yeah so this guy got his ass speed like three times I didn't know someone else but I do know

I went to the green room at the mothership On like Monday and all these people were like Well you knocked this guy out blah blah And Lewis was there and he spun his head around I was like, what? Who? No. Ead doesn't knock people out.

He's gay. I do. Hit me. Show me how hard you hit. And then I was like, no. And he's like, you're a pussy. I don't believe you knock someone out. And then that night...

What a challenge. That night, that's when he got drunk and tried to fight that guy at the creek. I bet you that's 100% what it was. He had to get involved in something the show. Because I'm telling you, you did that. I was down there was when we did, like, Story Wars last time down there.

And there was somebody else got to a fight beside you. It was the thing. It was like somebody else. I think a comic got hurt in a fight. Oh, no. You knocked somebody out in a fight. And then I think Lewis, like shortly after you had gotten into the thing. Yeah.

Well, it was funny because that wasn't like the whole Austin, New York beef was going on. So all these Austin comics saw it. And they came up to me afterwards and I went, this is for Lewis. Go. New York's on top. I shashied away on the street. And Lewis fight brought us back down to the bottom. Yeah, yeah.

The shadow box. Well, Lewis would out there, he said, like, as soon as he was walking outside, I think it's like, I'm not involved in this fight. I don't want to, and also, once the guy's outside, it's over. Oh, that AI dance is so funny. I'm so lucky no one caught on camera. They scrubbed the security cameras, so everything's so. But why would you be in trouble from that?

And what I'm saying didn't even happen. It was just a joke. Why do you feel you'd be in trouble if something come from that? You hit somebody first. It's assault. Yeah, if they're charging to you? If they felt that there was like a threat. If they physically touch you.

and you hit them, it's fine, but he could say he hit me. Well, he's also saying I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill all you. Yeah, and also, yeah, I don't think this guy's going to cool down when the cops get there, he's going to go like, what does he mean? I love Jews. I also don't think that I'm just saying that that's the thing. I also don't think that somebody without them be touching you, it's assault.

Like, if you punch somebody and they didn't touch you, it's just that you go to jail. I think on that street, though. Yeah, I also think in Texas, they stop it. You're fine. I'm telling you, they stop it. You watch all the, videos as Texas Street fights.

They, the cops really what they try to do is separate it and get everybody going different directions. Like they just get to fuck overwork. And if anything, you just go to jail, you get a desk ticket. Yeah. Well, in New York City, if people fight, they'll be like, we got to bring you both downtown. No. Or you both have to file a report.

It's he said, she said, and if the cops don't witness it and there's nothing stolen, you'll get off on misdemeanor and then you won't have to face any time. That's been like a huge issue with things going on in the city. Someone can assault you. You go to the police and like, well, we didn't see it. You can file something, but, you know, we really don't know what happened. So the cop has to, like, witness it. It's crazy.

I got to a fight, and the guy was like, we got to, he says you hit him, he hit you, blah, blah, blah. You both have to deal with this route. We're going to both take you both down. You were 11 in school. No, it was when I was in New York. Oh. I got tackled outside of the fucking stress factory a couple years ago. I remember that.

Yeah. To tell, you were the tell, right? Yeah, yeah. And this guy tackled me on the conquest. I'm like hitting him in the ribs. He's like punching me. His friends pull him off. I found the police and I was like, look, I'm not going to press charges, but can you ruin his night?

Can you just, I actually said, I was like, can you handcuff him? And I like, yell at them behind you. And I'm like, no. Matter of fact, you can't do anything. We didn't see anything. It's he said, she said. So you can, he can get a ticket, but nothing's going to happen. So just go about your way.

And I was like, oh. You were hurting from that one a little bit. It fucked my elbow up. My glasses, but yeah. My place is pretty. Yeah, and then Louis Katz and a tell, we're like, what happened? Do you need help? I was like, yeah, from the two least help men of all time.

We're they going to make them laugh from to death? The three of us, impish Jews, unite. Yes. Take back the night. Yeah, yeah. By the powers of three of us combined, we can eat soup. Oh, you want to fight? Is that what you want to do?

Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, look, like in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have done that, obviously, but it was crazy. Are you Jewish? From like my neck up. I'm Ashkenazi by like 23 and me. I'm like such a small percentage. I never grew up Jewish.

I grew up Italian Catholic. And then when I found out from the 23 of me, I'm Jewish, I brought a menorah home to light with my mom. And it set the dining room table on fire. And I was like, this is a sign. That was Jesus. I'm not supposed to do this. Yeah.

I said curtains on fire with the menorah this year. Really? Yeah. Did you see, I don't realize there's people, again, comics, like coming out against Dion Cole. Why? Yeah, because he brought Kanye on stage. The improv the other day. Oh, really?

For, like, whatever the show, the DeRay show, I think is. Yeah. And Dionne Cole. And I just, I didn't think anything. When I saw it, I was like, oh, I was probably cool for the crowd. And Kanye West is showing up. And then I forget, it's like, not that I forget all the things Kanye West has done, but I just think he's, like, a guy who's off medication at times.

and then he's all and I don't think it excuses anything but I'm just like I wouldn't think anything I'm like oh is he not like if he's not on stage going Hitler I wouldn't even think twice about it about showing up at the improv like okay great and there's comics that are like Dion Cole what a letdown man do you forget this guy made a song called the catchiest song ever called hail Hitler yeah a song that puts two things in your head but you're allowed to say one and not the other oh my god the most sold merch yeah Jesus Christ that was so crazy when that song came mount it's so good and catchy but then like people were bleeping out the n-word but saying hail hitler and it's like what is it what that's kind of strange now so now it's funny you see

their mouths are saying all the things but now it's changed to hallelujah no way did he change it he changed he changed it they shouldn't change it to like an opposite good word it's crazy well i don't i figure what this line they changed because they should make it a gospel song because all my n-words nazis end word hail hitler seems like a strange I don't know what they changed the I don't know what they changed the I don't know what they changed that first line to but but hail Hitler But you see their mouths are still saying hell Hitler I hate this kind of music though It's just auto tuning everyone's like the concert at so far state him ago looks to me like he just kept stopping and complaining an auto tune

Because he would start the song and be like come on guys What's going on? We need to look You guys got to do the lighting right those lights aren't good. They're corny man Is a fan on? I'm sweating a lot Really? Yeah, it's just him. He stops the music. I start that shit again.

They play and goes, no, stop, stop, stop. You guys aren't getting it right. The lights are all weird. You need to fix the lights. Where's my water? I need a water. Anybody, if you want to go to the bathroom, now's the time. We've got to get a couple of things fixed.

Anybody got a tile and all. I have a headache. Do you have him complaining? Yeah. What are you stopping? Come on, y'all. Stop this shit. Is this, where is this?

this? Sofi Stadium. And that is like a thing that he's on top of? It's insane looking. I mean, as far as a place to perform, I mean, a half globe is pretty fucking dope. Is he just on top of it? Yep. Wow.

That's sick. And they're tethered. It's wild. I thought they froze his bank account. How do he pay for this? They fronted it to him. Yeah. He opened a new one.

That swastika, that t-shirt money really got him back on top. I think they said, what was it? It's a couple tens of millions a night he made? I'm not sure. It was the whole run. It was $80,000 sold out each night. And there was like a million people in the queue to buy tickets. Yeah, the whole run, I think he made like tens of millions on this three nights.

Wow. Oh, wow. So it's funny how you can just build back. And he's going to donate that to like a Jewish church? Yeah, yeah. Well, he did get, he was. This is all going to New in Senegal. Senegal.

That's a fun song in St. Did he sing? Did he sing? No. Those days are. That wasn't his opener? No, no, he's, didn't you see, did the whole article in the Wall Street Journal where he apologized again for all?

You didn't see that? He did a real apology a couple months ago And he was like Specifically for the Jewish hate thing And he's like He just says what he says every time He's not I believe him He's like yeah well

I start feeling good Then I get off my meds And then people are like You need to be on your meds He goes why I feel great And I've realized that I hail Hitler You guys don't understand But once I get it to word out to everybody

They're gonna understand too And then everybody turns on him And he goes I guess I do have to go back to the hospital Dude that happens so often And it's like yeah He's like saying these apportion thing but it's like dude this guy needs help

but no one's gonna help you when you go when you go hey man here's 80 grand pocket money just to not get me help please oh yeah he could do that all day long well dude i you know that that kid that was like you know that I knocked out it's like I talked about in a podcast all these people in the comments like free speech you don't believe in free speech it's like dude

probably getting somebody's face and barking something yeah if you're getting in someone's face and you start like ramping up and moving your arms are like I'm gonna kill you fuck Jews I'm gonna kill all it's like yeah I think that's fucking different than like him singing hail Hitler when he's not on his fucking meds it's interesting it goes to like kind of what we were saying and it's like if you want to say that on stage or like jokes like I'm not gonna run up on stage and fucking knock you out but if you're an insane crazy guy and you're like threatening a friend or something go fuck yourself just no Ian will knock you out I'll knock you out Ian say knock you out

Ian say knock you out if I didn't say knock you out hold on I got I got to put my clothes on backwards It must suck to get knocked out by a guy who goes, hang on, I've got to take my rings off. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It also, like, do you really think I change his mind the last thing he sees before he gets knocked out is literal Jewish propaganda?

He'd be like, I've changed my views. I've just created 20 more. He was, I got just punched out. I got punched unconscious by that Nazi drawing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I did stand over and go, suck my matzo balls. Come on, Bobby, laugh. I was laughing.

It'd be funny if you had to start David Ring and just put that on his forehead. Well, I couldn't take my scar ring off because it might think I had too much salt. And so it would have been so funny if he had a scar from the matzah bread. From all the matzah. But you know, it's funny, it's kind of goes where I said,

like the freedom of speech argument thing. It's kind of something we were talking to that guy last night on your show that was talking about, like going to a Kamala Harris event. I couldn't give too fuck about Kamala Harris. It means nothing to me at all. I have no emotional tied towards that. Totally.

it was that they were like well we went to one of her things like a speech or you know speaking engagement she was doing and when she would say like and of course you know he whose name we dare not speak you know talking about Trump he said they would be like Trump Trump and like just kind of like barking shit out like to be like a nuisance and I'm like I don't like that yeah no even if you don't agree with Kamala I said it's the same we've said for your Cory Feldman like please go everybody we'll send thousands upon thousands people who to Corey Feldman shows. We say all the time. Do not fuck with his show even a little bit. Don't be a cunt. Don't fucking yell things out. Don't dog whistle the show. Just go watch him.

Give a thousand percent effort for zero talent. It's the funniest thing in the world of the world. You don't need to fuck one. And you put them in the right mood to enjoy it. If they know what it is, then you get to actually experience it. Go to the Kamala Harris thing and gather information to go talk about on your podcast. I fully believe. I sit there and interrupt the show.

Free speech on stage and songs in movies. or whatever but like when you act like a fucking dickhead like that it's like you're being a piece of shit like i fully believe in two a owning guns great but when those guys show up somewhere to like a chick fillet with a machine gun around their neck and they're like i'm allowed to carry a guy it's like dude yeah you are allowed it's uncomfortable why are you doing that that's weird just leaving a dumb truck yeah you're making it weird for everyone to try to fucking prove a point you know you can you know it's legal to fucking animal in seven states what's that Wisconsin

Kentucky It's like yeah You're allowed I just let's those two places Without fucking no You asshole No well it comes It's the basic like

You're 50 years old You could fucking You're allowed to hook up with And date an 18 year old Yeah shouldn't No It's weird Weird you shouldn't

Weird I have to say publicly Lewis Well an 18 year old Trans is like a 33 year old Anything else I mean that's a trans year It's completely Play a Kanye West getting mad in Autotune.

Makes me laugh. Come on now. I thought y'all professionals. Kanye, this isn't sound check. It's a real show. My bad. You're standing on a fucking million-dollar globe. Get on with it.

Captain Eo shoulder pads on. Oh, my God. After he got over these little hiccups, was it fine? I'm sure it was Grammy. He said they loved it. Oh. Yeah, it looked amazing. And he just starts, it stops again.

But again, with this also, That's just what his brain tells him when he's taking his medicine. Pause, pause, don't do that. I'll tell you the main reason why this show actually sucked. To me, I would go there and think it sucked is because you are going to a high spectacle listening party. Because you can hear from the way he keeps going, bring the track back in and it comes back in. He just raps over himself rapping on a, they're just playing the CD. All rap does that now.

So it's like karaoke almost. It's fucking, not even karaoke. It's not, it's singing in the car with yourself. It's like he's. They had Lauren Hill came out and did. all falls down with him like that was I she was definitely live she was walking down the globe

he's live he's singing he's rapping live but he doesn't have to do he'll not do three words in a row because he's like being like DMC to his own run on the recording the backup track has it the backup track is playing his voice the whole time he sings

he sings a lot of it I'm sure with him but anytime he doesn't just chooses not to like it's just playing yeah see I like a hardcore or like punk singers or like even like metal bands do this where the singer will stop and the crowd singing along and they'll their voice will carry or they'll give the microphone to someone that's cool but not like your own backing track to like pause and catch a breath while your backing track is still singing. No yeah play play it. I was surprised. I was surprised at Coachella.

I think I was surprised to watch some of it and it really was like oh wow you're just like. You're just dancing your own music. She can do no wrong. I love her too and she's like I think she's a great rapper. I love with Clive. It makes he so happy. Does he sing Jesus walks? I like that song.

He does, I think, by the end of it. It's on the end of the set, right? You sold a set list? It is, it's pretty fucking epic. He does put on an epic visual, holy shit. No, he is, listen. Him and Kurt Metzger should be in the same fucking padded room. You don't think that look, standing on top of a fucking globe?

That's pretty dope. That's dope. And I'm saying, like, him and Metzger are the same thing. It's genius. You're watching actual genius. Like fucking a beautiful mind and all that kind of shit. These guys, they can't have. their lives together.

Right. Because their mind's just work in a different way. And it's like a mega talent in so many ways. And then you're like, you know, hey, do you lock your front door at night, Kurt? And he's like, I don't have a lock on my door. He's the guy that he's like a crazy in so many ways. You know what I mean? But also like is one of the funniest human beings ever, the way his brain works.

So I think Kanye West is like, I'm not even a huge Kanye West fan at all. But like, I acknowledge the guy's like a mega talent at what he does. Catalogs prolific. Right. incredible. I'm saying it's not my, like, I don't have tons of drinks on them. I hate when shit like this happens and then people try to act like they never liked it, you know? Like, well, I never liked this or like, I'm not listening to this again.

It's like, dude, I listen and watch all the stuff unless it's like Jimmy Saville. No, no, no, no, bad, bad. Marilyn Manson, it was a little bit weird there for a minute, but it all kind of went away. And at the end of the day, I'm just like, I don't, he's like such an old shell of himself now anyway. He's the thing that it's like, doesn't really matter. I still love Michael. Everything Michael Jackson did. All of it, I know.

Love it. I know. And then he liked his music and dancing too. He never did anything wrong. I believe it. You believe anything? I don't think he did. You don't think he fucked it?

No. You don't think he looked at a kid's asshole? No. Really? I think that documentary was people, those guys were attention starved and that one guy always wanted to be in the limel. Wade Robson? Yeah, that was like their chance. He wasn't a line like that.

You think a major. A 50-year-old man had an amusement party. built in this house and he didn't fuck kids because he never had a childhood and it's a fucked up up thing and i think he in finance you're giving him the excuse he wanted was uh someone has to so let you slept in the bedroom look man i came up in black rooms what do you want and cosby did nothing wrong either okay they took him down because he wanted to buy mbc hey buddy buddy i know black people rule black people rule no one knows that more than me nobody uh oh by the way i saw your clip I was on the subway cackling, slapping my leg.

You watched everybody talking about it, right? Like Dan and everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From the show. Dude, and your face, I mean, I was on that, like, slapping my leg. Like, I had like some sort of mental issue. That was back when I was Jay the Reveal Oakerson. Dude.

Non-stop reveals. Insane. Insane. Insane. Amazing. Black people rule. I love that. Black people rule. I'm going to make six figures this year off those shirts.

Are you making them? Absolutely. Oh, dude, that's the best. Absolutely. That's the best. Yeah. But on the back, you should go, just kidding. No, on the back, we're going to put in shit, because that's the other thing I say

nonstop. And shit. And shit. And shit. And shit. And shit. And shit. And shit.

And shit. Everybody ready to laugh now? Are you to laugh now? Shit. And shit. Everyone is to laugh now? No, but for real. And then happened when I, before I realize that black crowds don't like you doing gay stuff

in a joke. They don't like the whatever, that template of the old, you know, guy says if I suck his dick, he's going to give me this. So I'm sucking his dick, yeah, whatever. And then so at the end of that one joke, and I go, yeah, he goes, uh, you know he's getting fucked in the, I say, I got arrested for something stupid. I go, you know, I'm getting fucked in the ass that night. And here you got to go, oh.

Yeah. There's also one, too. There's one guy. One guy goes like this. He goes, boo. At the end, they say just boo me. I go, that's my time, y'all. That's my time, y'all.

I'm Big J. And they're like, boo. One guy. Just a black ghost. Boo. Oh, you got it? My dude. The pants were coming off, too.

You know who's getting fucked up the ass that night in jail? Oh. Oh. Ah. Oh. Oh. And you get the boo? If I suck boo me off the stage, you know what I mean?

Just. Oh, I didn't know if someone booed me right away. Oh, we didn't hear that one. That's, I edited that. Oh, okay. But it's real booze. Like some drops. Yeah.

If I suck boo me off the stage, you know what I mean? Oh, my God. But that's Faye, he made that with real booze. Those booze happened, but not there. Not there, but they have the one at the end? That's the last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty rough.

Do you want to hear this? That's not him, yeah. That's stupid. That's a dumb way to do a concert. But do they do that with rap, though? Don't they double the voice on rap songs? No. they do that, that's when your DJ's supposed to do

the line with here or whatever. This is, that's a cheesy way to do it for sure. I thought they always doubled the rap voice just to give it more oomph because it doesn't sound. Can I say something? I now agree this is, as Bobby said, dope. It's because I am now seeing him on top of the globe. Well, Jay said it was dope. That was the first time I used

the word dope. Oh, yeah, yeah. I just followed. But now, I think it was like up close before I was like, this is a look great. He's pretty on. He's on the earth. When I saw the videos after the first night, I almost flew to California to go to the show. But it's funny because as Israel comes over, he actually Israel isn't in the globe. He took that part out.

Nice. Yeah. Good for him. He just made it all Palestine. Did he walk over Gaza though? A bit disrespectful. But he brought his daughter out and she sings over her track also. Everyone just kind of like, I said really just coming to watch his music with him. I'd go see that. That's pretty fucking line. Listen, if you were there, you'd go because of what the spectacle

but I said his song's like he just not my name. That's fucking nuts. That's nuts. Apparently she recorded the original vocals for it and it was stopped. Oh, this song also blows. Is that Mary Jay? No, it's Lauren Hill. That's Lauren Hale.

That's Lauren's say Mary J. That's Lauren, is Mary J not good? I thought the bonfire was in the background of this concert. I know. What have you done? We sponsored this concert. That's hilarious.

We sponsored this whole show. We watermarked the TVs. It's funny that you can see the, little lassles holding them on so they don't fall off. Wow, that's all liability right there. Yeah. Wait, so that's not light. Huh?

They're on a moot. That's nuts. It's a screen. No, it's not moving. It's like the sphere screen. Yeah. Yeah, they just took the sphere and put it in a concert. I think I have too feeble of a mind to comprehend what's happened.

And then above them is a round screen that loops. How great would it be if that thing snapped and she just rolled off the globe? I also, as I mean this too, I think he also dresses. is stupid and that takes away from the music for me also. He looks like a medieval night that just got out of battle. Yeah, like the weird fucking puffy shoulder and his

boots suck. He looks like a minor on Mars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wears those boots to go up to his knee and they're just clunky, ugly, I don't know, his thing's just not my thing. Christine loves him. I acknowledge he's mega talented, but I couldn't give two shit. And I used to hate him.

I actually gave him up, he came to comics to see Aziz on sorry and I didn't want to wait on him. No way. I gave him up as a table. Why? Because I just, his energy, I thought he was a fucking, like, I just didn't like his whole thing or his whole vibe. That was in 2009.

Yeah. Somewhere along the lines, probably like 2019, I just became a huge fan. Life of Pablo. She did not have a problem with his racism towards Jews at all. I was like, he's crazy. I'm like, what do he's a crazy person? We all know this. It is nuts that Christine stood by him 100% through that.

and never stopped. There was nothing that shook her about Kanye West. I was shaken by the Marilyn Manson stuff. Yeah. Initially, I was like, ah, fuck. No,

I was like, he's a mental patient. Like, what do you people? Like, are we, are we not realizing that? Yeah, I mean,

is this album called I'm bipolar. It's awesome. Yeah. It's like how much more transparency. Christine's also Armenian, like the Kardashian. So she thinks if she keeps saying nice things, eventually he's going to swing down and scoop her up,

take her on top of that half world. Take her on top of that half globe with him. Would you see? I do not want to love Kanye West. Would you see Metallica at the sphere for how expensive the tickets are? No, the reason I won't go at all of that, and I'm even shaken by not going, like, FOMO, is because they're doing five entirely different shows.

It's not enough catalog for that. Did you know the sphere? That's totally insane. The sphere, too, they have a whole section of seats that suck. You can't see the top. I thought all the seats were good. No, there's a whole section that's underneath. It's a little scary almost.

Really? Right at the top. You can't see the top of the roof. The one person I've ever talked to about the sphere has lied to me. You have to get the sits down in the, like the front to see the whole experience. No, no, no, no. You could be like, in the body. It's just the very top there.

There's a whole section that has a roof above it and you can't, all the stuff that's happening, you don't get a view of. I would love to see Metallica again. I agree. But I would not pay that much. It goes to. Well, I wouldn't pay that much. I said because also, like, you're going to get, like, they're going to hold off. The songs that you love, you're not going to hear us because

or holding it off for another night. That sucks. Dude, that whole, like, play a different set each time thing. It's like, oh, God, it makes it because you want to go to every show, obviously. But it's like, I don't have the money or time for that. I mean, I do, but I don't. But I want to hear what I want to hear. I'm going to do Tool with the sphere for sure.

Whoa. You know what sucks. I'll tell you what, they ain't changing their set. They did a three-day festival for themselves. They did a three-day festival and a thing and just played the same set every night. And the crowd was like, what the fuck? And you're like, what? That's so funny.

They had to go, what's the big deal? It's so funny because we don't ever do the same sets. No. So it's like, we're such a... I'll tell you what really sucks is that how much Jacob doesn't like Ian. Yeah, what the fuck? He just left. He's having to load the show for...

Oh, oh. He's having to leave segments to load the show. Oh, nip, nip, nip, nip, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, chint, get a job. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's a song from the 50s. He's just trying to give Jacob two more hours at work tonight. Oh, here he is. Jacob.

Did you leave because you would work or because you don't like me? Both. He never leaves like that normally. Never, he's never left. And he's never left on people he doesn't like. Is this because I imitated you at Moon Tower five years ago? Oh, get over that, Jacob. Sure, it's haunted you since, but get over it.

Ian Finance is going to be in Hartford, Connecticut, the Hartford Funneybone, for tickets and all tour dates. Visit Ianfinance.com. F-I-D-N-C-E-D-E-D-E. And he also has a new travel show produced by YMH called Ian Doe. An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs. New episodes premiere every other Tuesday on YouTube.com slash Ian Finance Comedy. Follow him on all socials.

Eye Animal 69 on Instagram. Ian Doe Show on Instagram. And Bobby Kelly, go to PunchUp.org.com. He's going to be a Comics Roadhouse. Stay tuned, everyone. Yeah, make sure you check out DJ Loos. Go to ComicWribles.com and get his new shirt that's out right now. help him get one of a couple shirts

he has to get a dowry to marry his Indian wife that's absolutely correct you're not wrong he's got a lot of shit he does he does what is he giving you cato you have to do something to my father I should I want salt paprika and mah

just you know she's about as Indian as you are Jewish but that's our impression of her now she's half black half black you know what I mean homie you know what I mean home boy You gotta get a one of J's shirts. Black people rule.

Black people do rule. Crackle, crackle.