The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - In Love with Love (After Lockup)

Episode Date: August 27, 2021

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocerson and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder. Hey it's the Bond Fire, we're back. Big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder. Well back to a little love after and lock up on WeTV. I got the whole app.

Dude. Oh, damn. It's just- Look at wherever we want. I mean, it's just crazy. Well, I want to start with her getting cheated on first because that we're done with that. That story line's done.

She's got Dougie Jr. Let's hope he stays there. The other story line is that's not as salacious is the girl that has not told her family. Her boyfriend is out of prison and living with her. Boring. Pee-ee-ee-ee. I think by the end their last thing, I think I just fast-forwarded through it.

I think it was just hurt. I don't think I like her. She's kept talking about how he's gonna pay for stuff once he gets a job and he's like, okay, okay. Yeah, he's like, he's gonna get a job. Ray, Ray. That's what she said. Ray. And she's like, okay, so we're gonna start having babies in the next year. He's like, man, right. You have to get a job. Ray. I love you. Ray. Everybody's meeting the family. And he just has a personality, a cork boy. He's talking to the family I don't know so he's I'm gonna do a good job and do things. I'm the kind of person. I'm right here Singing the ride say and his dad's dressed like a fucking night like a 22 year old skateboarder

Yeah, what the hey cleaning the cube? What happened? Hey, what's up? Is that we're you out there in an empty pool? Yeah He's dressed like he's in fucking the go-go What's up, what's up bro? You date my girl? Hey black dad, why you dressed like banana ramma? Duggy! Back in jail by the way. All these guys end up back in jail.

It's like the end of fucking intervention. They all go back to jail for some sort of infraction. Most of them they commit wall on the show. Yeah, a half teeth did because her, you know me with a wig? I'm half toothed on the show. Yeah, half teeth did because her, you know, me with a wig, half tooth by the way, me with a wig. He's got the, he's got the left, all of his left top teeth, no right, he's got all of his bottom right, you know, so his clothes as teachers go like that. I told you, that's exactly what my boss in Alaska looked like. Yeah.

Lynn, and he added up here and then it went at an angle and it was gum and then down here is all teeth and with gum. One time I got so high before we ate lunch that I just watched him eat the whole time. And amazing. This is a perfect clasp. What are you looking at, I guess? You, you human chatty. Yeah.

I'm talking about you, perfect bite. Yeah, oh my god, it clasp. Look at you, clasp. You talking about Jeff and Anisa. Jeff and Anisa. Anisa is me with a wig and Jeff is a former hot boy that's stronger along. And now he's like now he's like a fat guy. Pretty slick. Yeah dude. Now he still thinks he's hot. What's great is he's still he's hot and through the show he just ferment his hair. Oh yeah he went grand. So he's all gray bearded and then all of a sudden he's hot and through the show, he just ferment his hair. Oh yeah, he went grand. So he's all gray bearded and then all of a sudden,

he's just got dark hair and plays with stuff that she gave him. Well, also, he just buys stuff on her computer and that's part of the show problem is, is he's like, I didn't know about shopping or learn. And now it's, man, it's crazy. You can get your own drone, three grand. He just bought a bunch of, by the way,

$9,000, he said he spent. He bought multiple drones. Because he was gonna learn how to fly this one. He's like, oh, I want areas. Look at that stud muffin. Or they were there from? He is a stud though. Oh my God, yeah.

There's what you want, the guy that probably will win a fight at a bar. Yeah, and he did. He's one and oh on Love After Lockout. This show has impressed me so much this season. Oh, he could've said Love After Lockout. They're really going for it. These reality shows genuinely don't show a connected punch

and a fucking thing. All the hype up to that scene, they're like, they're not gonna, and then he decks them. Got two and a half, we counted. Yeah. We got two and a half, I re-watched it. And stung them with one for sure. Also for anyone that doesn't watch Love After Lockup,

you should be aware that most of the show is sad people in pajama pants reading bad news on their phone. Reading somebody else's phone. Yeah. What's happening right in this particular scene right now? This is a microcosm of the entire love after lockup series Don't sell it negative these people there. I'd like to have the entire fire army out there watching this show I mean you got me and honestly season one the first time I watched it. Yeah, I was uncomfortable. It was too sad

It never it was too sad and then you get and then you get over it. Here's the thing I have to take an alley. I have to take breaks Because these people fucking you think you do they bum me out more importantly They piss me off the other thing. They've done a smarter thing though. They've gotten you less They've gotten you people that are less That you don't feel as bad for I feel bad for me and a wig No, you don't not really. She's like well Jeff loves me. I don't want as bad for. I feel bad for me in a wig. Um, no, you don't not really. She's like, well, Jeff loves me. I don't want to be alone. She's fine. It was not her. She'll

start banging Kyle again. She'll go back to another prison. I don't think she bang her for her. She didn't bang Kyle. Oh, yeah, it was some other prisoner that but she's just what she is. Yeah. Like you don't feel that bad for her. She lives her life. Those ears are something else. She got big ass ears. Here. Play a little cow. No, that's not cause is Jeff Jeff. I say what?

I can't really shake and sing. I get better. What we get you want to talk about this couple? Could we skip over? The black couple is boring. Yeah. I fast forward for them every time. Yeah.

I almost do. You know, Jeff and this girl are, she's been fucked over by him self admittedly. He's like, yeah, ripped her off twice. I just wanted the money. I had no intention of it. And then all of a sudden, I fell in love with her. Then I fell in love with her.

And then I love, and dudes are dudes, wherever you put them. I love that he's looking through her shit and finds things of like her, like sexy, being sexy with another guy. Like while he was in jail, like when he before, he's like, how dare you? You can't really lie to me like that and betray me. Like like two times she, she funded his entire prison stage.

Why say you can't let me get out and just go be with another woman. Another woman. Another woman. Yeah. You hurt my feel. Here she is. Here she is. She shut her pussy down. Listen to this campers

She should have pussy down for 11 years for this guy. It's 11 years. 11 years she said she said 11 years When she was driving the car the one time and she was supposed to pick him up and he didn't come out Do you remember that he ghosted me? No, no when she was waiting for him to come out of the car Yeah, it's what you remember remember waiting for him to come out of the car. Yeah, it's what she said. Remember, remember, he was supposed to come out of the halfway house one day when he didn't come out. Right, but a couple of times he did this. He was like, leave me money though with the thing and she's like, oh, man, because of

COVID. But she was like, ah, it's upset. I thought today was, you know, but wait in 11 years for this, having sex in 11 years, maybe seven, maybe seven. I think you really think that she hasn't had sex in that long. And do you think she's just saying that to him? Dude, I wish I had a long wig to put on right now to answer your questions.

I'm gonna go, well. I'll tell you. I always just keep making him like grill cheeses. If the whole wife's are just making grilled cheeses, bring mom jeans and fucking yeah watching There's a but we could fidget Jeff in an Easter Well play that play the argument. We didn't play him any sweet audio Actually the argument's great. It's just like a what's wrong? She's like nothing was wrong you go sound wrong you

Yeah, she goes I know what's wrong with because I think something's wrong you was come wrong Sun wrong me son wrong you three minutes of that you're being mean Now you are Sorry Jeff Jeff Jeff Like a tasty dish eat that shit eat that bitch that fake wig dude. That even alone Look at that my phone What fib to me fib to me is I'm gonna he's a he's a scary guy. He's dude. I will can I say this? I hate the blonde girl will get to her in a little I hate her the most I've ever seen in a reality show

This guy legitimately gives me the creeps in a way of like he seems dangerous like you can touch him shit up. Yeah, Jeff scary prisoner. No, but no, no, but he dogs temper is scary. Jeff straight up as a person is scary. Doug, I really, the way that he was talking with his son, just like the type of role model he has for a son is so disgusting. I really got just grossed out by the whole thing. What, when he's like, finish it by, don't do that. Yeah, and just his whole demeanor and how you're supposed to be as a man. Yeah, he just sucks as a guy, but I don't find him like quite as like, this guy straight up scared. Because when he goes, you wouldn't fib him, would you? Yeah, he would have got the cameras like that. He's like she's probably lucky the cameras are on

this show Cuz you don't tell me we There ain't nothing wrong. He's got crazy us We say they go you don't know Terrifying I put black in my hair. Yeah, it's got just I was just for men and I saw six pictures six pictures Now I'm taking ten years off Tainers off my laugh for a good piece. I'm gonna give we'll get some math what works on the right side He just seems like a guy who functions fine and jail loves and that's what's scary to me when he fights her friend

You see it. We got to watch the fight. Oh, yeah, we got to watch the fight. All right Here we go. Oh, yeah, oh Kyle and his girlfriend are coming over later No, if anissa Walked up to me right now and said I hit something from you me and Kyle slept together or walk out of his brother I walk out of his thing. I ain't in it all Tell me what's wrong with you. He's also lying. Nothing.

Yeah. No matter what it is, tell me I know something look up. You days, I've been really upset and I keep hoping that Jeff will come to me and tell me about having a kid. Is there something you need to tell me? I know something's wrong. You're going to tell me what's wrong with you. Are you going to tell me what's going on?

Well, you and Kyle, I'm leaving you today. I'll cut this bracelet off my leg and I'll walk out of here. Brilliant. That's good, dude. Just throw it all a shit. Yeah, it's stayed. I'll be cool with that You can jump ahead to the fight the fights great. Yeah, cuz dude Kyle is such a little bitch Until he wants to though well, he dude he's been to prison. Yeah, there here it is just popping off Dude, I love that Jeff is dressed like a skateboarder Jeff means it though, dude Jeff is like he plays bass and death tones

By the way and also you see if you're bad for an issa and this is loves this happening She goes I ain't gonna go out there. Let them to you handle it like she's like this doesn't involve me Yeah, her chin goes right to neck and she is just knuckle deep in her pussy right now watching this fight It really is. I mean a wacky slide right from her bottom lip to her fucking throat She got she got old ghost face. You got a weak profile It's got old ghost face you got a weak profile Well, what your goddamn ass, bro Here is gets away

Why here one two three Done two piece in a biscuit and he's fucking done guys on the fucking ground trying to pick up his fucking visor I like that. Yeah, it's wrap around shapes. Yeah, he got fucking clock. I want to see Jeff You're a white guy if you're a white guy who gets out of jail Is it mandatory to put on wrap around shades as soon as you come out? Yep. You got to put it over your hat around the back Your neck like sunglass style probably hasn't changed since up in a way You know, it looks pretty cool Randy Johnson in 2000 It's probably got to be pretty cool right if I walk into another best buy where they think because they have it as a big display I'm gonna buy sunglasses headphones. It's so insane looking. Several companies make them now

What hillbilly's besides dog the bounty hunters wearing these? There's someone listening to us on them right now, and they're like god damn it, yeah Take some of sunglasses. I don't want to listen or be comforted by them I'm gonna listen again. Oh, he's just oh, he's disparaging words. What the fuck? It looks like that sunglasses headphones and these came up. I mean The you you look like as much of an ass who knows as any of them. I mean, well, what that's fucking lucha door shit Yeah, you better be able to do a fucking moon salt off a top rope. Where's the Bose ones?

I mean, like, just just clicking and seeing him behind it. Wow. Because I like it. So Lewitsky was explaining something to me that I didn't pick up on the show. Yes. I love after lock up. Yeah.

So what happens with Mark and his lady is Mark cools it off. He fights the friend, cools it off with me and a wig, and then you find out he goes back to jail. Probably because of the fight. This old man, Stan and Lisa, Stan is 65, Lisa is 39. A year older than me and looks pretty sure she's lying about her age. Yeah, dude. I think she's lying about our age Because she thinks she looks like she is a gross animal of a woman. Oh my god. The belly shirt She wears for her brother and her friend also peep the dishes they cooked black Black leather dinner they cooked. I did it was buffalo frozen buffalo wings and testitos and then a cheese board a cheese board Black. Well, you're not watching the show at all. No, but I now really want to get into it

But you're not watching the show when you said she's lying about our agent She's a piece of garbage. You're judging by this picture right here. Yes This woman can do some things with hair and makeup that defies a lot of because when she Has her actual hair and face She just looks like her brother. She is a gross woman. But this guy, when she comes out of jail and they see each other for the first time and he sees this like boy running towards her, he still tries. And she gets her fake hair.

So Witsky brought up something about standing, and he said, I was unaware of. He's got the, he's into SNM and he's got the, the straight jacket. Is he also getting pegged by her? Yeah, he is. By the way, what's great? They reveal it in that episode? Yes, they reveal it in the episode. Because not only do they reveal it,

but you see him not that psyched reviewing it, but once they film it, it's, you sign the contract already. So when he goes, she goes, yeah, I'll get way up in there. You like when I get way up, I'm surprised you're still walking he goes How did I miss it? They're laying in bed together and the more when he brings her he brings her breakfast and bed but she goes I don't have things which is brought fruit

She also has her dildo drawer, right? Was that her? And she was talking about Her homemade dildo her homemade strap on she has strap on's, but like she's dating a guy. Yeah, it's made out of a curling iron and an old belt. Well, that's what she said, and that how she said that she made strap on's in jail.

Yeah, it's like a piece of something and a pencil and you wrap it up. And then she's like, you put a belt around it and then I just fuck women with it. You know, It's just gay in prison. Gay for, gay for justice. We're all gay for just. Gays for... Gays for justice.

You're all gay for just justice. Going to you, gay for justice. She's a guy sex right before I left prison to come home to him with my strap on. By the way, that is a part of the show. If anyone's listening from Love It To Lock Up and I'd like to believe they are, we're big in Hollywood.

If anyone's listening out there, cut, you already go to commercial too much, save your time on that every hour, there's one segment, it comes back, and I apologize, I go, oh, we're back to the show, and it's not, it's just a little like a second clip. It's a little taste. No, but it's not a taste of anything that's actually in the show.

When I was in jail, I used to eat this stuff all the time. It was called this this and this goes and then you trade it and I was one time I was able to sell a twinkie for $35 and then it just goes back to commercial. Yeah. And you're like what it it's a little fun little thing. That nothing to do to show. Fuck you. I hate that. I mean by the way the timing of it last yesterday they did Dougie. Yeah. I was talking about some goofy thing about Jail and something you did. And then it comes back in commercial

and she's like son of a bitch mother fucker cheated on me. You fucking cock suckin' throwin' the ring at the window. It's a two seconds ago he was just like, here's how you make pizza and prism. Yeah, then it comes back to her and she's like, these are my homemade dildos. And it comes back to him, he's like,

I will never yell at her again. Yeah, you've grown my life. Dude, it's crazy. That show is fucking great. But I didn't know he was getting all pegged up I didn't know his peg Bundy if you could find when he says that in bed there he was like Is it that episode? I think it was the episode before The Nate sweet love. Yeah, and she's like you got to weigh up there is Well, I don't know if we needed this scribe. It goes, I mean, okay. All right. Does his buddy dancer or prancer?

What's his buddy's dash? Rudolph? You know his buddy, Dash? Then it comes behind, it was like always wears politically strong opinionated hats. Yes. He's on something. You know, Dash ain't back. He's on his knees for fangs.

Yeah, dude. You know, Dash doesn't believe in So, you know, it's for fangs. Yeah, dude, you know, Dash doesn't believe in the virus. He calls it a pandemic. Yeah. But he, do you think he knows that his boy stands, just getting corn-hold by this lady? I do. He does now, for sure.

But no, like, when they were filming, do you think? Uh, yeah. I do. You think that his buddies know that he gets past? He comes over, Dash, before you judge these guys, his real hillbillies bad he comes over dash before you judge these guys is real hillbillies Dash comes over and washes mustangs next to him. They're fucking two dildos. Yeah, man He's probably just dreaming to kiss old stamp. Yeah, that's just like stand sad man. He's just clearly low It's an asshole. Yeah, he's an asshole. He gets drunk and easy. He kicked her out twice

He's not like a good guy Every time he kicked her out by the way she completely was asked for that. I don't think you did anything Well, it's not even doing wrong. It's not true It's just he knows her from being essentially a prostitute from online for seeking arrangements and coming over and pegging Them and stuff like that. He spent all this money to take care of her. Yeah, he spent all this money to take care of her while she was in jail. And she comes out and he's like, so I've taken care of everything. And you said tonight's the night you're going to ram it up my shitter. And she's like, I'm talking to my son tonight. He's like, well, maybe if you want to take care of it, maybe if you didn't go to prison, you dumb whore, you could be

fucking my ass right now. Yeah, he goes, if you would have just raised your kids, I did. They're not here. Yeah, where the fuck is this going? They're not gonna talk to me after they watch this show. There's no way. You're dad. If you're a Stan's kids, please call in.

Please call in. Please call in. I want to know if your mom died. I want to know if your dad's always been into stuff up his butt. Well, I went to, I'm in a deep hole right now with, I'm in a deep hole, I'm in a deep hole right now with Rami, the pedophile guy, you know, the pedophile hunter.

My guy, my guy, the, the, the indie one. And he's been, he told, he had a guy call his son, a pedophile call his own son and be like, tell him what you're doing. And the kid was like Again, oh Geez dude your father being pedophile is worse than anything Wait, did we do some subject like sort of like that one? No, it wasn't even pedophile that was more like does your dad fuck someone you know a girl from your grade or is your mom fuck some of your grade

I think Nate was on to and it's like why are we this is when I'm here here's a worse one a worse one is the Your father's a pedophile and he fucked one of your young friends Hey, why is Kyle not come to school anymore he goes cuz he jays dad Dan spent the weekend with his dad and they slept over yeah because Dan's a heavy sleeper and he fucked Fujak he's dad fucked Fujak dad Gary just corn-holed Garapet and now they're not friends anymore

oh fuck it up what's my class day was we get my class day Fujak? no no no Mike 9 years McDaniel. McDaniel, you have to say this is funny. Yeah. And he exposed his book.

McDaniel's, I can get out of here, man. You know what he did? He did. He fucked your friend McDaniel until he had, so he desired a move to San Francisco, his favorite sports town. Yeah. He played the long game, Gary.

Or McDaniel puts out a biography in years, years or now called Fourth and Long. And, and, and the, like, that's the bombshell. Or McDaniel puts out a biography in years years from now called fourth and long And and in the like that's the bombshell. We're comedian Dan Soder's father molested him You're some a lesson get the fuck out of you goes he goes I listen Dan it was a blessing a blessing in disguise. I kill myself He does like I was a pedophile, but I made winners. But dude, that call from your dad. Jase, scary. Did it again.

I got caught in a water world wagon wave of my cock at a seven year old. Dude, this guy by the way, it was eight year olds. And first thing he does is that they make him tell us fiance who's there. Uh, and it wasn't it's not that guy. It's a guy he hates now different pedophile hunter who got exposed he's the one that got the EDP Philly guy Eagles guy oh yeah and he's the one that also is exposed himself as a fucking racist himself he's got a bunch of yeah he's got a bunch of

racist like Rami not Rami oh the other guy something Cohen I can't remember his name yeah but he's uh yeah he's a pretty racist to but he's the one who catches I want this guy mixed but his the guy's fiance is clearly a young girl not like under age but she's young and he tells her and he's like honey she's there too he's like honey remember when uh remember I was talking that eight year old and you were like and he was like and you were like you shouldn't do like, you shouldn't do that. You weren't really into it as a kid, goes, well, over the last couple days, it got sexual.

And yeah, you're a fan. How does it get sexual with an eight-year-old? He goes, but it was this guy. It was these guys here. So I'm really, it's good what you're doing, man. Because I probably wouldn't have said anything. I probably wouldn't have done it. And that's said anything. You'd be so much fiat, so he's like, yeah, I was talking to her about meeting up to not and stuff. Do eight year olds, eight year olds aren't like,

so what are you wearing? Yeah, I know like current social. I can't look at that. That's a fat dick in me. You know, I was, I'm wearing me. You do eight. They're like, I'm wearing, or hungry. I don't know the difference.

I was night scary. And then you gotta be like, you ain't gonna run away. It's like, I'm taking a wife. Yeah. She's the name of their neck. And they're like, I got a wife.

I learned how to write my full name. Did you? Did you? That shows you how it is a sickness because these people are getting treated, you know, they're treating kids sexual. It's wild, man. And you know, bad kids aren't telling stories. They were serial, mister. Do you know how kids are always like, I'm a post-boy?

And then I went over there, but he wasn't there. And you think it's hard enough sitting through bimbo's talk. That's trying to sit through a kid, being like, And then I wait over there, bloody wiser over there. And you're like, yeah, come back to that lover. Uh-huh. Or you keep that.

That's like the South Park episode that does a perfect as when Ike is fucking his teacher. Yeah. And it shows them out at dinner and Ike is just like, I was just, yeah, yeah. It's just right. This is so wrong. But it feels so right.

Oh, but I love Ike he can give it to me hard Possibly one of my favorite self-park episodes of all time ears. Oh is just again I agree with you, but with Stan's kids agree when Stan's kids Find out he's on love after lockup. Are they gonna be like, yeah, my dad chases jailbirds. So you get fucked in the ass by this fucking weird. Who looks like her brother? Yeah, do you really don't think about your kids when you're doing the show?

I mean, you going to look like an ass and there can't be a ton of money in it. No. There's not a ton of money. Is it revealed how much they get paid? Not enough to live. No, I don't think... I don't know in it. No. There's not a ton of money. Is it revealed how much they get paid? Not enough to live. No, I don't think it's revealed. Anything that says I'm not.

Put it up, put it up, put it up. Put it up. What? Put it up. I'm sure it's like a, a stipend. I think they also get it. Like, I think it's like, we're, hey, we're coming to film three days next week

then we're not for a while. Katie Braven, interesting point. She said, ah, do they get help with their legal fees doing this show? Like does the show, does production pay for like a lawyer? I don't think so. I'll tell you why, because if you look at the ending of the show, the question it asks is,

are you currently involved with, or married to or seeing someone who's in prison and getting out soon. Okay. That's what it says. So it's asking you to already show up with the thing and they're praying. The show feeds on the lives of white garbage

for the most part and then it appeals to, like there's an endless place. I bet every week there are so many fun submissions. Dude, if you're the love after lockup, submissions, person, oh my god, the tapes you get to watch where they're like, ah, anyways, I found him. He's perfect. He's my perfect man.

And then you look at his profile. And you're like, this guy's a piece of shit. This guy's a fucking cheat owner. He's got clown makeup tattooed on his face. They make $2,000 in episode. And $250 if they do follow ups. That's twice as much as I was making per episode on billions.

First season. That's good money. That's really good money. 200 per episode? Yeah. 2000 per episode. That's like an episode. 2000 per episode.

That's like an episode. You're thinking. Aced if you stay on. 8 to 10? More than that. No. Yeah. Love their lock up? No, that's good.

So then life after lock up, if you're getting too grand, that's why that fucking and we'll get to it after the break, because we got to take a break. We'll get back to it. That blonde bitch that messes with Deontay. That's the only reason she keeps talking to him is because she wants to get back on the show. And they are.

Dude, they show the trailer, Dan. I show the they are preview. Well, I know we're going to take a break right now, turn it on timeline. It will be a different day that we record this What about Deonte calling Nicole's XT a handsome gentleman? Who's one of the funniest moments I've ever seen you she goes you're actually pretty good looking I think you're gonna be that good looking in your pictures. He goes you're a, gentlemen too. Yeah, dude, it's the best. You've been listening to SiriusXM's Bonfire. New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows.

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