The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - In the Funk

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

Dan arrives in a cranky funk and Jay tries to help with his own therapy. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Today is one of the worst weather systems. It's got Dan straight down on the dumps. It just sucks. He can't shake it even bad girl's not shaking it.

Bad girl's not shaking it sucks. Just sucks. What did you have to do with it? It's walked my door and I was like sliding around. Okay. I don't know. Yeah. It got you in the funk.

You're in the gloomy dunes. I think I spoke up with the funk dude. I think I've just, cause you're home is weekend right? What's that? You're home is weekend. Yeah. Come on. I don't know, I was enjoying myself. It's weird when everyone's telling you you're in a funk. I think that put me more in a funk

You know when someone's like what's wrong? And you're like nothing's wrong. Nothing's fucking wrong Hey, but then there is you just don't want to say it And then you're like, but then I've also said I don't have a I worked up. I made a joke. There was a Discoff you read jacket and a thin guy's talking there. I go, oh, okay, we're just Christina Jacob and Dan didn't hear you. What?

I was like, Jesus. Yeah, I don't think I went that hard. I went like, I just was like that. You're like, what? I'm like,

it's just a joke. I'm like, still like about these people. He ruined him. What? He ruined him. Oh, no, we're standing out there in the wet fucking sleep for you guys and we were waiting

Okay, now that's not a nice way to put it. There was four us guys. Yeah, we were waiting for you guys Don't decision to go inside. No, I should know when I put them when I pulled out to smoke with you You were like, I don't know today Yeah, I think the weather just put me in a fucking shit mood. I'll say I go I even go like a lot I got cure I got the cure for what I eligible buddy and he goes I don't know if I even do it today ah maybe one yeah man real out of being bad mood suck my dick sure being a bad mood I'm sick of apologizing for fucking what I'm feeling I'm not in a good mood today okay that's it all right every time I'm in a bad mood I end up fucking apologizing to someone

but I'm eating a bad mood about I don't know just woke up on the wrong side You know you know what you're in a bad mood about I don't I don't really know I think I just fucking woke up like Just in not in a good mood and it was raining out and I think I slept wrong No, just woke up. I was like fuck the world Jesus All the time yeah, I try to bring it on the air. Yeah, well, I think I'm trying to not do that and be sociopath that can be like, hey, you know, I'm just kind of like, I feel like,

I don't mind saying that I'm sociopathically get rid of it. No, I'm not saying you. I just push it to the side for the show and just like, well, this will be fun at least. Here's my problem though. I feel like I've been kind of phony for too long in my life that I'm just I'm sick of doing that now. I'm sick of being like, but it's funny to get angry at somebody who doesn't know that you're changing your phony ways all the sudden. Just live in

the whole channel. I'm like, I'll tell you. Daniel casual laugh at this joke. No, I mean, what? I didn't understand it. I wasn't like being like, what? I didn't know you were like Christina Jacob, Christina Jacob, and I just looked and I was looking, I didn't understand it. I wasn't like being like, what? I didn't know you were like, Christine and Jacob. Christine and Jacob. And I just looked and I was looking, I didn't see the two people on the other side of her. I was just looking at Christine and your way. By the way, the way you're doing it.

Christine and Jacob. I'm going, Christine and Jacob, I got a big ol' shitty and grin on my face at the point. You didn't have a grin. Looted, I have a grin. I didn't see this event. You were fucking left the joke black. Who was I grinning?

You were grinning. I was busted. You were a bio-grin. You were too grinned joke black who was like grinning you were grinning. I was busted. I'm good. I was busted. But Christine was just standing. So that's why I was like what? You said I live with the purse. So what you make it sound like this face is constantly. You're making it sound like I was like what are you talking about? But really you were like pointing where Christine was. Yeah, I think it's Jacob here. Yeah, and you're like Christina Jacob with a smile. Bigs you're going Christina Jacob with a smile. You're going to Christina Jacob and you're pointing to me. It looks like you're pointing at Christine.

That's what I was like. I have this conversation with Christine a lot about her horrific personality. There's a difference though between going like what do you say? I got it here. He's like, what? Yeah. I can't. I'll give you that.

That's what I was saying for us. We're going like, what do you get when I get for dinner? She's like, if you go like, I don't know. And she'll be like, I'll be like, Christina. I remember I asked you, I was like, why are we fighting now? And it's like, well, I asked you what you want for dinner. And he goes, yeah, I said, I was like, I don't know. Yeah, I told you I got a message from the security guard, Lewis,

when I went to the basketball game with him, James and Isabella, the Lewis guy that was security guard. Security guard reached out to me. He recognized me. And he just reached out after the game. Yeah, and he was like, I got here with him, there's a douchebag. And he's like, Lewis, that is not the best thing. But when Lewis told, I told the guy I heard the episode, I was like, I didn't let Lewis off.

I'm like, sure, if you think they were being like shitty, let's just think, I've been in the situation. Yeah. I mean, I'm not arguing who's right or wrong here, who's overreacting or not. But Lewis, when he told the story, I mean, by the time he got to like, his belt thing, he's like,

well, you didn't fucking say the belt though. Yeah, but the first time I went through, you didn't fucking say the belt, right? He litigated. And he goes, he's a Lewis litigated. And then when he guy was like, he was like, you guys do the belt. And I was like, well, you guys didn't say the belt before like well you guys didn't say the belt before like you guys didn't like

he said like that like you guys and I'm like that's not all right Lewis that's not what you did though like I'm fine getting a fist fight with a security guard I'm I'm there wait wait the same dumb shit but Lewis made it sound like he was like but I don't know yes he really say you I was just like no guys if you would please it was like much more. I think everyone does that when you tell stories, you do that to a little, like, to a little bit of an effect where you're like, and then I asked him, I said, what do you mean by that? And he said, I didn't say that.

The Christine's big on not backing up her tone, more than what she's saying. You say all the right things in a tone, makes the right thing to say. Do you know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying, but like. I don't know. What do you want to get for dinner?

It's different to go. I don't know, actually. Let's figure out what it's like. I don't know. I don't know. That's how you set it. Yeah, and then there's the other thing. That's been a hot career.

But Christine's retelling will be like, she's like, I just said, I don't know what I would. The retelling will be, I don't know what I want to eat. No, I don't know what I would I should tell the retelling will be I don't know what I want to eat Boom I can get you know you know when you're being a bitch I'm being a bitch Here's a bitch dude everything is like that She can call me being a bitch. Yeah, don't try to pin me against Christine. Oh, no, I have to go on your side.

I fucked that shit. See how he said it right here? This is what how he said it. He was like, Christine's calling you a bitch. That's exactly how I said it. You know, he's straight up calling you a bitch. But there's-

That's gonna be asshole. Yeah, but there's, what's funny about that is these people that act like they're nice all the time. I don't trust you at all. You phone-y fuck. Like when people are walking they're nice all the time I don't trust you at all you phony fuck like when people are walking around be like I don't know That's horrible. I would love that and you're like what's really there's a good thing? You've got no no no no I don't think I've done that I think I've been mostly genuine

But I also think for a lot of my life I've always worried about how other people feel instead of how I feel And I just think that's a thing I'm going to write anyone who's described we're talking about his own skinks today a lot of my life, I've always worried about how other people feel instead of how I feel. And I just think that's a thing I'm going through right now. Anyone who's described, we're talking about this on Thanksgiving today, the pre-record actually, and it's true. Like, anyone who's ever been described as zero to 60 tends to be the thing. Like, zero to 60 people for the most part aren't people who are constantly in fights and arguments.

No. Because you eat it. As I'm saying, I said the problem is like, I'm at zero to 60 because, but I'm at zero when I should be at fucking 75. Yeah. And then the problem is by the time it hits 95, you're like too late. Now now we're in it. Yeah. Now we're like, now we're close to a fucking real big problem.

Yeah. Now I'm blowing. So that is the thing. I definitely. But I was raised. Now I eat shit too, but I don we're like, now we're like close to a fucking real big problem. Yeah, now I'm blowing. So that is the thing. I definitely do so. But I was raised now. I eat shit too, but I don't know if it's eat shit. Like, let me merely as much, but it's growing up.

I was raised, my mom was very much like, if I got angry, she doubled downed. You know those people that are like, what the fuck did you say? Like that. And then you're like, nothing, nothing. I didn't say that because it was a fucking child. So as you grow up and work on it in therapy,

you start on capping those fucking reservoirs of anger. And it starts being like, I don't know, I'm just not gonna do that anymore because I've worked to a place where I think that was how I related to people a lot. Where I'd be like, are you cool? Okay, even if I was eating shit, perfect example. The thing with the guy at the armrest, flying the Denver.

And remember I was telling you, I was at Duncan, and it started eating me. Where I should have taken care of it was right then and there. And I should have been like, no man, you took the armrest. We didn't look anything out. We should. But then my total be off, because I'm trying to work to get to that point. And then you even have to put sweetness on that shit. Well, you actually should have done with the very beginning.

It goes, hey man, you have like the wall in the window. Like do you mind if I have the armrest? Exactly. But I don't do that. I'm just trying to walk myself back to that point. But I don't do that in life. very beginning goes, Hey man, you have like the wall in the window like do you mind five or exactly. Exactly. But I don't do that. I'm just trying to walk myself back to that. But I don't do that life. I don't do that because I just don't feel like having like because when I in my mind,

again, it's not because I'm nervous. But it's in my mind when I go, Hey man, can I really like you mind if I use the arm rest like you have the wall in my mind. That guy is definitely 99 wall in my mind that guy is definitely 99% in my mind that guy is gonna go Now dude, I'm gonna use it and it's not what he's probably gonna do I'm telling you but in my mind he's he's definitely gonna go Fuck you pussy. I'm gonna be like

I don't want to fight I I'll see your aggressive language. And in my brain, I'll raise it a full on assault. And then you slap with me. Not even. With me with my forearm against this guy's neck and him pinned to the fucking whole fucking plane. And I got a Delta guy trying to tear me off. That's where my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

I'm saying same thing. It's like, I don't want to do that. I don't want to be in that. I don't want to do that anymore. You know what the be in that. I don't want to do that anymore. You know what the best example is? We know each other for so long, but you've watched how I deal with Twitter and try to learn how to deal with social media stuff.

That comes off from the same place. These people are just being like, what's up dude, you're gonna wear pineapples? I'm like, what are you gonna fucking do about it? You're like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna say this about therapy. But is there any, I just know, the odds are something you think that you don't

care about that other people would go, now you probably care about that. Like does something internally to you that's bad for your health? Sure. I have to assume that, but like, is it possible to just have like a, for some like bad thing? What do you mean bad thing? Trying to think, where's it going? I was like, oh, like if, so I mean you got dad's shit, right?

So it's like, you're dad, but is it really, can you just really be without like over-therapising it? Can you really just be like, yeah, do not kind of get it and what is worth it? You know what I found out? We talked about this in the radio before, I think. Yeah, I was like getting it thing.

I was like, you know, like, but you do have a sight out of mind, man. Like, absolute, but then I think you, I don't know, I think the human brain's so powerful that you could subconsciously do shit that you don't realize that there's a problem. It's just like your brain's firing around whatever that problem is.

I just know it, I've told it to you, we've used the analogy before, it's like uncrossing the wires. But now I found out what it is, it's like you find a wire and you follow it back to something and you're like, oh, that's why I'm mad about this and this. It's because of some shit when I was a kid. I just feel like dealing with that. We put that sunbitch back in over there.

And, all right guys, these wires are two crossed. Yeah, but then there's other. That's what I'm saying, can the wires just be two crossed? You're like, I'm just gonna move forward from this moment. The way I look about that, man, the way I think about that is like, just from the shit that I've had talked to me by other friends, like outside of comedy and stuff about therapy and then like, all right, dude, we get to eat, you know?

It's like, I'm not saying you have to do it. But if you don't, you should, if you don't do it, and you're walking around, you got all these problems, it's like you're covered in shit, and you're just stinking up the place, and then you're mad at me because I'm like, he should probably, if I could take a shower. I had to someone that do think so much.

You can have constant problems in there. Like, there's people that live like just in constant conflict I'm a constant problems in constant chaos and they never you know everything's always falling apart constantly and it's like Yeah, you probably got to do some work on yourself. How many Fucking terrible women that I bumped into into my 20s that were like I I hate drama And then they just go out and fucking light a fire. And you're like, hey, you did that. And they're like, no, everyone's out to get me. Like people that think that they're living in a basic idea that like bad things are bad and fun things are fun. That's great. I'm saying like, never going

to therapy. I'm not shouting away from therapy. I'm just saying like, never going to therapy and just going like, yeah, did I have a fucking like about five year like rut I was in doing some batch, but it's like, you know, I figured it out and got my shit together more and said, any therapy like, no, just like, do you believe no one has the capability of self-reflection? I almost, I think, I think everyone

almost think I do. I think people have the ability to be self-reflective, but I also think, I don't know if my therapist, I've been going for a while now. I don't know what technically, I keep going because I'm like, I assume it's, there may be a different one,

but I'm just like, cause I think about, I think about Alan dies. I'm like, I don't know, but here's the thing about Alan, he pushes me in a way where I'm like uncomfortable. He does shit where he's like, why though? He'll ask me questions and I'll be like,

there's no pushing in my therapist. Yeah, that's like I Walked through therapists when I was a teenager. They tried my mom tried to get me this experimental D.U. Program right after my sister got killed because my mom's friend worked at D.U. And she was like what's D.U. Denver University, she was like stupid idiot. It's an in-ground trampoline But it was this thing that like they fucking did it on billions, which is crazy because back in 2000 and in the year 2000, they do this thing with lights where you like follow lights and it's supposed to help people who have been through trauma process shit.

So they were doing it with like soldiers with PTSD, like sexual assault victims, people who had lost loved ones. They wanted to see if it's like light therapy would help them adjust. And I would just smoke fat blunts after high school and go to this thing and just, I didn't give a fuck. I'm literally unlear excuse. I just walked through this lady like,

ah, there's a girl that goes to range view that I like that doesn't really like me and she's like okay What about your you know she like wouldn't push? Yeah, so I'd end up just sitting there talking it too much Yeah, I ended up sitting there talking about like high school in this girl I liked we're meanwhile the whole reason I was there is because my sister was just killed the car accident And so was this I do feel like whatever's still in a phase of what you're just cousin. I call him just like tell like, these are the things that you probably want to hear about as the therapist that's going on. But that's why I know I'm going to have a problem in sight really. Yeah, I know I'm going to have a problem after Alan stops if he retires or he doesn't because just the way our relationship is he just that's how he got me to stop drinking

was he was like everyone else I could lie to. Yeah I'm charming. I can talk you into I can talk myself into thinking that drinking I'm lying this girl. I'm just literally like no, but I'm saying I didn't realize the mental gymnastics I was doing yeah, I'm not my dad. I'm fucking I'm doing good and comedy and I'm drinking and so what I drink a little bit Too much and then Alan's for spring is like yeah, you're an alcoholic dude and I was like no, no, no, I'm not and he just wouldn't budge and he'd be like oh, yeah You drink you're exactly like your father and I was like now and it was uncomfortable as fuck But then after a couple sessions and then like reading that book and getting clean and then after like three months He's like now we can actually work on shit. I was in waste in a way in Margarita Get your out by the way, you know there is one close to here. Yeah

I'm saying margarita bill. Good job, by the way, you know there is one close to here. Shuh. There's more about that in the world. There's one about 10 block sounds. Just came out there, died on the path. Yeah, can we go? Yeah. You want to get some virgin margaritas?

No, I want to go get a full meal with the whole crew. Yeah. When Jacob comes back, should we walk down to margarita bill? Yeah. No one told Dan, Jacob's not coming back. What? Yeah, never. That's a hologram down there, dude.

Jacob died in the Gator attack. Fuck you, dude, I'm gonna have to go to extra therapy for this Oh waste I think To your point though. I think people can I think people can work on themselves I think there's a lot of people that have but I think I'm too stupid to do that. I don't see things I don't even see what I'm coming off maybe because I do have like a like an asshole no therapy Points in my life. I've definitely had like a, yeah, that's like fucking because I'm all pissed off about this old thing. I just self-reflected. Well, I think also as you get older, you just start to understand

your parents more. You start to look at your parents as human beings and really see like just the ages you are and how old your parents were. And I think you get empathy in a different way and it really kind of helps you to get more. The only 10-year younger than Trish was when she had them. I'm not joking. I am about the age. I was like three years old and my mom was when she had me. Yeah.

And I'm thinking like now if I had a three year old, I'm like a three year old runner around. But you don't know yet, because you're right. You make a pair of two years running around at 26. I know. And that's what's because you're right, you make a pair of- I'm just thinking around it. 26 now. I know. And that's what's gonna be like, you know, with Isabella and you,

when she starts figuring you out more, and she was like, oh, my dad, because she knows you're being a comedian and being her dad, obviously, but then like when you put it all together, when you start thinking about who your parents are and like what their fucking drawbacks are, or their personality flaws, it makes it easier to be like, thinking about who your parents are and what their fucking drawbacks are,

or their personality flaws, makes it easier to be like, oh yeah, my parents were just 88 kids fucking. Well, I did tell us about that I left the house like a whoos. Like I own up to that basically. Oh my god, yeah, I really slunk out. I really walked out. Now, it wasn't, yes, I did walk up, I'm saying,

that's not the bad part. The walking out, I mean, it did walk up. I'm saying, that's not the bad part. The walking out, I mean, it's bad, but I'm saying, that's like, this happens in life. It was, I like, slunk. I was like, no, I'm just going to stay in this, whatever. And I just never really corrected it. Yeah, but my, you know what? To make you feel better and then you're done. My soul are still constantly.

So it wasn't that bad. But I was like, my dad, you're not coming home, though. You're like, what? Well, you need to wear Carla had to tell her. You didn't tell her Carla told her she didn't have to Get a left in the dark Staying a day. I didn't I'd stay a day For the last 10 years she said you took the TV and said you were staying at a friend's house

That's so funny. I'm sleeping over who didn't have TV which wasn't a lie. Yeah As long as it's not based on a lie. No, I mean there was tr Drew's nuggets in there. Yeah, my mom told me my dad was sleeping at work when in fact, he didn't have a job. So that's interesting. Well, when you don't have a job, everywhere could be a textual. I look at the sky and it's work. I look at the breeze and it's work.

But, yeah, no, I'm saying, I do, I definitely have like self-reflection and spend time on it, probably in a bad way. I don't know, man. I think I know, I believe. spend time on it Probably in a bad I don't know man. I think I know I'll say what's done in a lot and you didn't do well you you're on subway But there's a lot of people around I spent a lot of my 20s and 30 a lot of it in a fucking car Yeah, that's great by myself. That's why I like I love Cargings because you can just and you really do especially a daytime drive because like you know music's that cool during the day so like it just kind of

dwells into the background you start thinking oh yeah night time is for for tunes and being pumped up I'm thinking but it's more positive thinking you're like I should sing more with my friends I got a voice you can end up being like I should learn the fucking car. Look at this. I think I fucking get this. I think this is an acorn. I'm steering wheel look close. I don't know. I have perfect pitch. Oh, I got a whaling. I have perfect tone. Can I just hear music and unravel it? Oh, that's stupid. Yeah. They start thinking and you're like, fuck. I went about 36 years without therapy. And you went about 36 years without therapy and you went about 43 years without therapy and we got by yeah

But I think both of us could have used it soon dude. I think about my mom I think about a treasure what had gone into therapy around 50. I think I wouldn't need as much I was like I think I would have been able to fucking have some balance. Is there anything to the old? Your grandpa these've just like, all right, but like fucking suck it up a bit. Yeah, it's why they died at 60 of heart attacks because they're just holding on to shit and they're just like,

you fucking, listen, they're tough as fuck. I'm saying they're tougher than us, absolutely. Yeah, but I was just, but I also think my life's way more enjoyable now, 10 years later. My grandpa, my grandpa was gonna fucking orphanage for a while, because his mom's new boyfriend didn't like him.

He said to get through it. He was a jolly fucking dancing in the morning, listening to Big Band music guy. Fuck, I'm just... Yeah, but you have so much stuff that just, I feel like you have so much that you need to talk about that could hurt Other people's feelings and being able to talk to somebody whose feelings don't matter That's a good point. That's it. But that's a good point. You can really talk so I tell my therapist who everyone

I think is ugly. Yeah, she goes oh Dishoned girl. I just got a new glass of white. She's so ugly tell. Tell me, bitch. Oh my god, those clunky feet. I mean, god, when I see man hands lady, yeah, it's funny. I'm insecure, so I'll just like, rail on someone and then I'll be silent and I'll be like, are there one of your clients? He's like, no.

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. Oh, okay. My, I think my whole thing is is when, like what fuck me up was being an only child. No one's there to like if your parents are drunk, no one's there to be like, good job. That's the way to go. Nice thinking. And you're just by yourself. And you're like, is this right? Is that you're like learning from the good? I think when you shake in that space, there they go.

Good job. We're so proud of you. Sorry. We missed the game. Oh my god. You're so we missed that game. I'm Mr. J. Football game. What was the blanket? Not touch my feet. I'm a, Mr. Game. Sorry, Mr. JV football game. Where's the blanket? No touch my feet. I'm a varsity swimmer. I'm out on the bath football team. I play water polo, you bitch. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll split the issue. Push this hanging out of your long Colorado Rocky shirt. Sorry, your box.

Sorry, mom, his box is hanging out. Your friends over there, friends? I think there's, I think human beings are absolutely capable of surviving without therapy. I think it's fine. I just think, but not just surviving, like flourishing. Yeah, but you can survive without psych meds too. Yeah, you know, it's always the case. I always think of biops.

I don't know, it's not a word. Biography films, biopics, they always do the thing where the person soars to greatness, right? And then they find out that it was actually the reason, and then they crash down, and when they crash down, it's always like, oh, this problem that I should have fixed a long time ago. It's that the whole fucking... Icarus. It's like, but it's also the whole joke of, of Dewey Cox with the smell.

You know, he's like, I love when he unlocks himself, he's like, I could smell everything. Yeah, it's, yeah. I don't know, I just feel like I wonder if, I'm not saying, by the way, I take Lexapro, and I'll take it as long as I need to take it. Basically, I turn out that, I go, I mean, I'm doing talk therapy, but I'm not prescribed, something,

no, hey, I take tunes. I take Lexapro and I know for sure it's what stopped what was a very terrifying physical reaction to whatever stupid fucking anxiety, I guess they said. Yes. No real idea what it was. Dude, all my burger really, but there's a lot of things. My purpose in my heartburn. Yeah.

Absolutely has to be connected with some shit that I'm like, because when I get all worked up on my phone, I get like, no, no, no, no, no'm like, home, home, there. Is that a kid like, no. That is to me, I'll get like, like burpee hiccups. If I get a little bit more. If I get a little bit more, I'll be talking about a subject that I'm like mad about,

just like, calm down, because I'm like, and then another, another thing is, I'm refluxing it. Oh, I'm even, I don't know. It's just like,

you know, Zany's Nashville, it's the dead warmer. It's for this guy, but my, my guess, theany's Nashville's the dead warmer kids for this year. But my guess, the Alexa Pro stopped that I'd have to also guess like almost 100% of the way, don't listen to what I'm saying. I'm talking about cancers or things like that. Christian science.

I'm talking about, you know, I've had to do my year shutting down. Yeah, all these things I've done, all these things I've done to take care of these things. And I'm gonna say don't go to doctors, or I'm go to doctors, and if they can give you a quick cure, take it. I'm just saying most things though, when they really can't figure out what to do

that much with my year and steroids don't work and everything, and it's just kinda like, in the year it'll probably go. And it just, three months sometimes, and sometimes a month that just does, do you know what I mean? What was that day like when it opened back up unreal? Real awake when it opened up. Yeah, I was in a shower. It was wild. I came out of the shower like Like when they put the glasses or the hearing aid in the baby and the baby here's for the first time

And like is that what you're like? Wow, it was great. It was like that first time. It was like three or four months. He was right when we started the bonfire All right, and then it was great. It was like that first time, it was like three or four months. He was right when we started the bonfire. And then it was like, I just opened up. He was like, it's one day, it's like, oh, oh my God. That's a much lesser version of that. Is when I'm sleeping in one side of my nose is clogged and I roll on the side that isn't and it moves.

And then there's a time where your snots in between both and you can breathe. Some sweet, sweet breathing. That's a good breathing right there. That's a good breathing. Nope, I'm saying everything. So my guess is, and it is a guess, and I'm not educated, but best.

With that of anxiety, like freaking me out to the point of thinking I have to go to the hospital and having heart attacks, like, because it did not ever happen again, even when I was on the Lexapro, like sometimes a weed would stoke it up and shit like, oh my God, do you know what I mean? Times of with like people who start smoking weed later in life,

they always get to this point where they're like, they'll tell you they're like, yeah, I freaked out or whatever. And it's like as someone that smoked weed his whole life and like, yeah, that's just a part of it. Once a month, I'll have a earth shattering moment where I'm like, oh my God, everything, I'm like flip side. But I mean, everything comes from like the... But I'm like, it's quick for three months,

cause then, and I mean, everything comes from like the... So I probably should. But I'm saying everything comes on like, the, I'm talking about with we getting like that anxious where I'm feeling like the numb arms, the panicky feeling, the whole deal that I felt when I was going to the hospital, Bajj. So my point is also now now when that does happen,

because it got so bad before, when that's happening now, I very rarely, if ever, get genuine panicky. It's like, I feel those feelings come on, and I go play a video game, watch it, put on a TV show, like this is a god thing. It's just nothing. It's just like, you're not, you haven't been dying for a decade,

the same exact way. See my brain is like, well, let me start, yes, sir. I so I let it, like kind of like, you haven't been dying for a decade the same exact way. See my brain is like, well let me start, yes sir. I so I let it like kind of like just go away now. But I wonder if I never took Lexa Pro at all, just like another maybe two or three months of dealing with it being that bad where you just go, it's like, okay I read, I read,

because I never got to the point where I thought anything was real that was happening to me. I knew the physically it was real, what was happening to my body, but I go, it's like, let me tell you what they ask, why are you freaking out, because we're at a restaurant, I go. I, that I have no idea.

Yeah, I, I could even say, I go, You just know it's, I just know I have to get out of here. And it's like, why, something bad or dangerous? And I'm like, I don't, I just need to be out of here. I don't know, it's like, I can't, if I'm sitting here, I feel like everyone's like walking, it's like, you just feel crazy. I don't know. If I'm sitting here, I feel like everyone's walking, it's just feel crazy. I feel like when you're walking in a spiky movie,

like you're moving slow and everyone's whipping by you. That's the best description of the people have said too, about how that felt. And that's like a real, but I wonder if it just would have like, gone away? Like one of the physical ailments? Or just you, it does go away because your mind can make it go away

You it's not a real thing your foot is not is so fucking out there, but your foot is numb at that moment because now I know some there's reasons Your foot can actually go numb and it's a sign of the problem. Yeah deep vein thrombosis sure, but I'm saying I got heavy D. I was able to think if I go, oh that's not bad. I smoked weed and like I'm not getting that weird arm numb this thing. I'm like, oh no, there it is. So if it's that fabricated by your mind, my point is

eventually you just learn that to some degree. And you're like, yeah, that's what I do. That's what I did learn. I'm like, if I'm feeling that, like I kind of stoned, turn the music up, roll the window down. You know what I mean? Like you're like, yeah, that's what I do. That's why I did learn. I'm like, turn, if I'm feeling that, like I kind of stoned, turn the music up, roll the window down. Do you know what I mean? Like you're fine. There's also been times where I've gotten high

and I freaked out and I've been like, oh, I'm high. And then you're like, oh, just, just wait, just wait 30 minutes, and you'll be sleepy and then you're fine. But that thing of the physical ailments, even with the panic attacks, do you think without Lexapro,

if you would have gone into therapy and worked on, what's bothering you with the anxiety, do you like dug it up? Yep. Cause I think that- And that probably would have helped you out too. Cause I think sometimes it made me do just therapy. Like you did have a lot going on,

like when that happened. I was like, my guy was right after Sandy, that was fucking crazy. I heard that. No, it wasn't ever Sandy. My guys right after Sandy, that was fucking crazy. I wasn't have Sandy. It was well before Sandy. 2010? You know, it was 2010. No, it was, you know, I had plenty of other things going on.

I was, you know, it's weird is when you bump into people because we were friends, but we would see each other rarely. When you bump into someone and you don't know that they're dealing with like major anxiety or something like that Where they're like trying to figure out their brain chemicals and you just see them just like you always see them once a blue moon And then it's like I remember seeing Jay outside and you're like Yeah, you know not really smoking weeks my arm just keeps going numb and I'm like brother tell me about it I'm a concert and you immediately want to like, here's what I got going on. And you don't realize that you're like,

no, this is a thing that's affecting my life where I had to walk out of a restaurant. Yeah, dude, it's wild. It was bad. So that was like with List, where he was like, I got herpes. God on the subway. We got on the subway to go to spots in the city,

on the entrain, and he was like, I have herpes. And I was like, yeah, dude, I know what you mean? I didn't grow in here and he looks at me goes Not know what you mean. I have 40 soars on my cock right now. I was like oh See No, it was one of the funniest like one of those moments where I'm like man And I have these a lot more and more as I get older be like just shut up You so, you so do you know you're talking about like Joe has her piece talking about and he was like That's what I asked him. I was like what happened and they tell you tells a story You know, he had sex with that girl who said she had her piece

He's like how do I fuck the girl who said she had her piece without a condom and like But just remember that moment. Ah, I feel you. He's like no, you don't know you don't feel me I'm not I'm going through it Ingrown hair. It hurts right now. I was like, oh, hmm. Yeah, that, uh, I think it didn't last very long. Lex Pro fucking immediately helps. Did it? Get out of that situation where I felt like that. Yeah, but that is a kind of deal with it. But I've also taken myself off of Lex Pro. I've been on it now for a years again. But like, I took myself out of the points where Lexapro. I've been on it now for a year's again, but like I took myself all the points where I felt good.

Yeah. And I'm telling you, like that didn't happen for a year, a year and a half, and then I was took as a bell or something to a carnival. And I remember walking around outside just being like, I said, just my vision was getting blurry. It was like foggy almost as the way to describe it. I almost like the outside of your vision is like blurry. And I was just like, and I wanted to just be not there anymore. And I was like, oh, almost like the outside of your vision is like blurry and I was just like and I wanted to just be

Not there anymore and I was like oh it's the beginning of it and I just get a peck on Lexa, but it never was a problem again but the how fast with the second time you went on It did it affect it like faster than the first time you went on it Yeah, like when you took it again after that Yeah, because I was even that night I was able to kind of talk myself and like It's just a panic attack I guess, but like you're fine. I just felt it. I just it goes physical That's the only thing it's no it's nothing that just like my mind's overrun by something

It just the right away. I'm like, oh, I can't see good the lights are too bright and it's everything's dim also Yeah, yeah, I mean did you ever have it on stage? damn also yeah yeah yeah I mean did you ever have it on stage once yes down New York and that's when I was like this is bad because stage would make it go what I got to get on stage and I wouldn't even think about it yeah it should be funny I just kind of go and like living that moment and then I was on stage from time and I was like you're about to pass out you're not gonna pass out are you and I'm thinking that like not paying attention to what I was saying or what whoever so I was like god damn it dude that's that was like the first I was like oh

I can't even, and then before that point, even I almost called that of a weekend spot the strip, I tell you, a Gil and Dave Smith were like, dude, like the doctors have already told you, there's nothing wrong with you, like physically, like you're gonna be more upset. Whatever you're going through mentally

is going to be worse if you start calling out of work for it. Yeah. And I was like, hey, right, and then you went and did it. It was fine. It was a blur. I remember Graham K had a conversation with me outside of that club that night Yeah. And I was like, hey, you're right. And then you went and did it. It was fine. It was a blur. I remember Graham K had a conversation with me outside of that club that night. And I was just like, looking right past him, going, huh?

I was like, I am like holding in a complete meltdown right now. Is it the same feeling as like when you have to puke or shit? I'm like, when you have to puke or shit. And then like say? Huh? Like when you have to puke or shit. And then like, you know, someone's talking to you. I've been like, so I've been so over. It's whatever the fear is, it's always like, it seems to be like, at least death. Even though it's not described as that right away, or a numb hand or whatever. But someone's describing to me that what you go through with that is all,

people are probably so secure we describe this, but like, it it's all like what you believe those bad things to be So exactly it's like left armor right arm going numb is because you heard That's what a stroke is yeah, you chest hurts and gets tight because that's what you know That's what you heart attack, but someone goes if you talk to somebody who's had a heart attack They will tell you that your mind is not conjured up what's happening. Yeah. Like, you'll know. That's the time when you'll be like, yo, yo, yo, it's, I'm going now. Like, I'm going down. My aunt Denver is a pediatric nurse.

Mm-hmm. And I was, years ago, I was back for the summer. And I thought I was having an appendicitis. Mm-hmm. And she went, and she was like, do you want to take your binky temperature? She went, yeah, she went, jump on your right foot, and I jumped on my right foot, and she was like, you're fine. I was like, what do you mean? She's like, if you jump on your right foot and I jumped on my right foot and she was like You're fine. I was like what do you mean she's like if you jumped on your right foot and you're having a penicillis You would have collapsed in pain right now and so now if you ever just see me in the hallway. I don't expect this

If I'm feeling it buddy if you ever see me Sometimes you'll see me smile like this Me too, cuz I'm just trying to make sure I'm not having a stroke. Me too. I go, I guess, and put both your hands in the air. I think a fucking lunatic. Too catching that. I've done a bunch.

You're catching that out of context. Yes, smiling cheek to cheek. Eee. I think so, doctor. Yeah, I do. I do, Jacob. I do think so. It's, I would do that a lot.

Yeah, that was a big one, the stroke test. But again, your body starts. I can't smell, so's, uh, I would do that a lot. Yeah. That was a big one, the stroke test. But again, your body starts... I can't smell, so I don't know if there was be burning hair. Your body starts, uh, reacting to what you think is your fucking brain. Your brain is your biggest enemy. You know where also that happens? It really is. Men, men, men, men, men, I'll understand this.

I only know this for men, but like, I don't know if it happens sexually to women, but with a boner, dude, when you start thinking about it, and you're like, what's going on in your dick's like, you think I might stay hard? Yeah, girls historically have a super easy time. Oh, yeah, you're right. We really get off so easy. Yeah, talk about coming though, but like getting wet is not as hard a situation. Finally, we got to this argument.

I've been waiting for this argument for seven years. I think a woman can be, we got to this argument. I've been waiting for this argument for seven years. Well, I think a woman can be mentally turned off to getting like, weep, but I don't know if you, like, you don't feel like you're conjuring wetness at all. I don't think, you know, I don't know. What does it become or you do? Is there, has there been moments in your life

where it's hard to get, like you just stay dry? And you're like, come on, pull us. You need for play. No, no, I, I know that I'm saying, but you don't feel a thing, feel like you could stare at your dick. Dude, and you're gonna say you could look at it with a thing where you're going like, come on dude, like get away.

I have to do with things. Yeah, I, I, you might get wet, you might not get wet. Have you ever done that? I can't like, will myself wet. That's the point I'm making. I'm saying when you're looking at your dick, it's like it is sort of willing and hard. You have to get turned on and then it starts moving.

And you're like, it's happening, it's happening. But in a second you start thinking about it. You start thinking it goes back to that. I've had rough bone or phases in my life. Because like one time, it was one time someone's brought to my to work whatever, I don't know, maybe I drank like enough that it was like not as hard as it could have been. And then like the next 15 fucking times I've pulled it out, you're like, no, dude. Don't do this again to me, right?

You have to go you have to go in your mind, but I'll tell you what's the bonus season I have a good boner season or bad boner season say what's fixed all that dude Cast a pills blue chute. No, not even gas like blue chute and show that they just work some of a bitch They just work Viagra see all that shit. Yeah, hit the ton you want to cocky your mind? I don't think I need those things anytime. But if they're there, take it and don't worry about it at all. You're right, baseball would be better with steroids.

So instead of the corked bat, dude. Yeah, it really is. I want to see you hit some fingers. I'm trying to see you hit for the cycle. Nothing wrong with it. Placement? I stand behind for power. But it's... for the cycle. Nothing wrong with it. Placement? I stand behind. I'm here for power. But

it's, again with women I bet, I'm interested to know that if you're like, come on bitch, get that pussy. Well, it sucks like that. It can happen where you feel like, why am I turned on and I'm not wet? Because then that's like embarrassing if you're with a guy and you're hooking up and he like puts his hand down there and you're like, you're not gonna get what you want right now because for some reason, maybe I smoke too much weed, I'm dehydrated. I don't like your ceiling fan. What I always wonder,

who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? But beat when you're like, is it more offensive to be stace-soft or to stay dry? Because man, when you're... St it more offensive to be stay soft or to stay dry? Because man when you're stay soft, oh man, here's a thing dude. I'm like really not good if a guy can't get hard What do you mean you fucking buck?

Destroying shit you pussy get your sick heart You pussy get your sick heart. She says before she's like, she does not have bedside manner like at all. I'm just like immediately annoyed. Yeah, you can't that is that is awful. I told you, let's go. I said why it happens to you in life because like you've, but once you've made the guy feel like shit about not getting

a book, he's not going to get one at all. I am, I am a sigh away from staying soft that entire evening. A sigh, Jason. A sigh. If you're giving head, and you're not getting hard, you're like, okay. And I tell him he's thinking about that too. He's thinking about it more than you are.

Okay, well, I gave it my all for the time. I fucking was allotted to give it, and now over. That's crazy. Yeah, I know, dude. Now you can fucking go with yourself, dick. I don't give a shit. You see, yeah. You just keep it, man, fucking.

I'll find another man. No, my God. You are just giving Louis a lot of homework. Yeah, Louis, I love to go out bunny, but I got to cut up Christine and a phone to talk. You have to cut this one up like a fruit ninja. You have to submit paperwork for overtime. I think you're my bunny, she get together and go bowling. Of the same ideology.

Yeah, exactly. Christine, her life, she told me, she's been like, as soon as a dick comes out, why isn't it hard? Yeah. Could you, are you not listening? You know what's my, she said, she started saying to me and we didn't. She was like, she was like, she was out like why isn't it hard could you are you She said she's saying to me and we did she was like she was like she's why aren't you you're not even hard yet? I'm like 36 years old

Little something you piece of shit can you we just try to do a little role reversal and just how it felt if you were Hookinger over the guy and you couldn't get wet and he was like, come on, you dry bitch. Why don't you wet? What's wrong with you? He was either everything I can, your pussy's just dry. It's broken. I got the men of all of my soft bitch. Yeah, well, maybe you should try. You've said you've showed disgruntled like fucking like, like, uh, well, I'm not gonna deal with this all. Yeah, I need a doctor, not a Wendy.

It can't be negative negative not a McDonald's manager What what's the problem? I'm sure there are girls that are like really good at fucking oh Yeah, they're out there there are temptresses that can fucking will it with a simple I've always responded but I'm positivity positivityivity. I mean, someone being like, I like me and Christine hooked up with the girl once who said, she goes, it was the boner destruction of the evening. So hot, so pretty. The boner destruction.

Right away, she got on top of me, she goes, are you gonna, she's gonna come And I went, I mean, eventually, we just started. Yeah, she goes, oh, it's just my thing, like to see if I can make guys come in under two minutes. And I went, oh, I was just kind of, I was like, what? Oh, let me go over here for a second. And then we just started bullshitting and like got out. We didn't end up even like finishing. It was bizarre.

Faster, nothing at all. Well, no, it was nothing. like finishing it was bizarre faster nothing at all About how she doesn't come on and on is like yeah, I don't come to rung six So I try to see if I can make guys come in and literally do not like I described it to students You knew it was true. I go I sat there on the bed laying and as my boner Blutrue boner by the way, damn a professional boner was talked down To it to and I say I go when I go with my when my dick touches my leg. I'm going outside of smoke cigarette That was your sand and I did and is that what happened proceed with it? It was like yeah, I don't like come anyway. It's like yeah

Well, how long do you want to fuck for you now? It's like if I can make a comment two minutes now I was like I'm gonna go smoke ladies But yeah, that's a weird. I'm just like, yeah, it's not really getting the ball roll. I mean, look, I don't want anybody to say they want to be fucked for hours and that's crazy too. But like, you know, man, when you go- Let's not put a time on the non-up, but let's also not put a, like a,

a time like maximum on it. You don't put a countdown clock. Yeah, that's weird. Pretty good. I'd be like, all right, so we got three minutes on the board. Come. But someone's describing it to you. That robotic one there like,

no, I can't make guys come in two minutes. You go, what do you enjoy about sex? Like what's the point of having sex with somebody? I'm sorry, are you other time trials that I'm unaware of? It's weird. Are you that weird? Yeah, that's bizarre. Do I want this over as fast as possible?

Two minutes. It was really weird. She was like, I don't come and I try to wrap this up immediately. I would absolutely dig on that cycle. She wanted to come over. She wanted to fuck. She came over wanting to fuck.

Wasn't that? No, but I'm telling you, some people, this is why I say, the same way I showed up and I was in a bad mood, the same way that Katie pointed out I was in a bad mood this morning the same way that the people that love me saw that I was in a bad mood right I don't see that I'm in a bad mood. So this woman probably doesn't realize that she has a big problem with sex and does not Enjoy it because she but because in her mind Well, I had I was almost in a threesome. I make guys come fast. I'm fucking awesome at sex And then if you dug in there, you'd be like no you fucking hate it. You don't like it

You don't want to be there. You you you don't get enjoyment off it You're just making someone else and then you want to know when you announce the guys when you announce the guys That you're definitely not going to come before it even get started and then you want to wrap them in two minutes They probably do come on because they're like oh, well, it's okay. I'll take the pussy, but like, yeah, what's the fun of it? What are we doing? You bought pussy pig. Get out of my apartment. Wow. I'm not going to say that to a what is not how I say it. That is very disrespectful. Jacob, that's one way to approach it, but it's not really. I'm sorry. I don't like that you deal with women like that, Jacob. There are, there are those people, there's like,

that's more common than I think we know of people that like have this sexual thing where they're like, I fuck all these women and it's like, that's what happened to me when I was incapable of intimacy, I would just like hook up with girls with my 20s and I'd be like, I don't wanna be around them and finally in therapy is like, cuz you're incapable of intimacy. And I'm like,

oh, that would make sense. When it comes time to actually be in the thing, I'm like, yeah, I'm out. What is this? That's where me and Lewis are different. Being Lewis, when I've created intimacy with everybody. I know, but honestly, Jay, I would say, hey, you're pretty hot and we just hooked up.

So I love my feelings. Here's all my things. Can I be honest though? I would say that's why our friendship has been so awesome is because I think there's a part of you that draws out like a intimacy out of me in a very good way. But I'm saying like in a way of like, it's why I love Lewis so much.

Because once you become friends with him, he's like, I love you, doggy. That's fucking this and you're like, thank you. I was never shown this by anybody and it's like and Then learning how to do no I would fight to the death of the Fendio. Yeah, I'm like oh fucking love you do Yes, I'll only let you bother me about podcasts and never ask me about my actual life But I just love we don't so much. We don't interact socially at all, but

It really is it really is because I had a dad that was like, I love you, buddy. You're the best. You're the best ever than just dipped. Yeah. And I was like, well, I'm looking for that. I'll never leave you dog here. I'm telling you, man, I think that's why I enjoy therapy is finding those reasons and why how I can fix them now. And be like better to Katie or better to you as a friend or better, like a better comic. Because I watch my old comedy and it's not that I don't like the jokes, it's like just fucking hate the way I'm like, slam, slam, slam, slam, slam, slam, slam, slam, I'm like, I don't talk like that.

Or even listening to old podcasts, I'm like, I can just hear me trying so hard that I'm like, it's not that I'm like, I'm not saying it wasn't funny, it wasn't good or whatever, it just bugs the fuck out of me where I'm like, yeah, and then I listen to that interview with with Stern and Conan and they said a similar thing And I was like oh that makes me feel better because I thought I was just being self-hating. No, it's very bizarre

But I mean Lou DJ. You you have a story you said not with not with bunny But with not with current in your like no current buddy But if you had a girl like talk your dick like so I just like make it horrible More often than not Here's a 60 40 split every time you ever have a boner prom black Lou Only once I chased a girl for 10 years and she finally let me have sex with her Oh, no, oh, yeah, oh yeah on the 10 you spent 10 years and she finally let me have sex with her. No! Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

You spent 10 years trying to get it. 10 years at the house though. Too much build up though, right? That and we also decided to try Molly for the first time and it just did nothing. Oh! And I was just sitting there with a soft dick. The girl with my dreams just sitting there fucking like miserable. Oh!

Did you, I mean obviously blame the drugs because that's what it is yes and Ador out and everything but yeah but then you're still like have you ate her out which is good still good memory but like you were hoping that don't get for sure yeah you didn't want to you didn't want to get a bank shot right yeah you wanted a fucking don't Jake up if you ever had that problem too much hype. Jacob, honey? No, I'm not getting, I actually never had a getting hard problem.

Really? Raging hard 100% of the time. Yeah. You know what though? Let me let me tell you, I've had too many in my, I hate talking about this too many. You have to have the opposite problem. Yeah.

The opposite problem. But I know that's psychological too. His problem is he bust talking about this. Too many. Yeah. Yeah, the opposite problem. But I know that's psychological, too. His problem is he busts too fast. He's too far off all the time. He's too low down to hand. You made that into a current chronic problem. No, no, no, no. He just constantly splutters it.

You're a fucking pussed up zit. You just pop it. He was, and do me a favor. What's the angle of the staircase? It's because I'm a pop. You're a fucking pussed up zit. You're just popping. You're just popping. You're just popping. Do me a favor. What's the angle of the staircase? It's because I'm a pop. Hey, Christine, I'm gonna need you going to bathroom and grab a dixie cap, because I'm about to shoot.

Oh, yeah. Like so many like Christine would leave me crying naked in the fetal position. I don't know. I think you would actually... Her attitude freaks me out. Yeah, dude. That attitude does spook me too, Jacob.

If... Be hard or be fucking gone It's a crazy way to handle it be harder be gone the Christine shirt you can Oh, yeah, for sure be harder be harder be gone I'm just saying that once you put a certain amount of work into it and literally nothing's happening It's like what are you supposed to do more than you're doing a Game up try some different I agree try something different I kind of respect if a girl was having that response to me. I go. I go what do you mean?

I'd be like and by the way, it wouldn't be like what do you mean to do? What do you like to be sexy? That goes back to the Toh Your ass. She's a horrible tone Dude, I can't imagine now what it must be like to date me. We're like your pussy's not wet I'm telling you I know Christine. She would go. She would go She go what like what else can I do? What can I do? What's what do you like? You know what I heard?

I was going like it goes. Oh, whatever some girl. What do you like? What's gonna make you? What's gonna make you a fucking hard and come from whatever like talk some shit? Like what is this? What am I slapping here? The thing has to move to the beach. I was gonna say you son of a bitch. I heard you I heard this works Come on Is this gonna happen? It's a sentence. She's told me she said before this is gonna happen The answer is unequivocally no I'm from the future and let me tell you no. That's wild.

Is this gonna happen? Oh my god. Oh you couldn't believe it didn't go down? Oh wow. Jesus fucking hate. I mean, it just happened. Dear Christina is an old SEC coach with boners. She's like, last of the damn question. I'll get hot and get off my field. I ain't got time to clown around

I have a very busy schedule get hard or get gone get go harder be harder be gone Be gone harder be gone you read the sign on the door Whip it out and be ready. She seemed I seem like I had to tell her in life I go you know an adult man who's fucked in his life a number of times at least It isn't always just gonna be hard at the making out and thought that you guys are gonna be fucking maybe But also sometimes you might like work for it a little bit Yeah, it's a little touch it. You're fucking what I'm saying is that once I work for it if it's not is that once I work for it. If it's not there, if it's not there.

No, no, no, no. Christine, is that- I'd be nicer to the worker. Yes, thank you. You're not nice. You're doing a good job, but you got to work. We're a team here. You're not fucking nice.

I think that's the perfect way to say it. You're working hard, but we're a team here. And I think that goes- I was watching- I watch your knock at nice with chicks. I've viewed that. What did she do with chicks? I'm putting it so I was like nothing.

Oh, she's just been like standoff fish to something in the Fuck session Y'all tone is it is this tone dude. Let's get back to this. Let's do it. Let's get break. We gotta take a break Yo Yeah, dude, you're all about that pain. Yeah, Christine got pain. Oh, man. I'm working on my tone I'm just I want to apologize to anyone. I'm working on my tone. I'm just I want to apologize to anyone I've had a bed tone with you know why my apologize. Why my man. It's what you do. You worked out about apologizing. You have to apologize. Fine.

It's an only child problem. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's weird. It's weird. You're only a special. Be harder. Be gone. I'll be right. Listen, listen, listen, go. You're trying to make me hard right now, Lou? I don't want to get hard. You've been listening to... SiriusXM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM!

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