The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Industrious Doof

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Jay explains the Euphoria series to Jacob and Bobby because they are from a different time. Bob is stunned, in a good way, at the amount of nudity in the show. Jacob falls in love with Sydney Sweeney. | Jay uses DoorDash to send an Oculus Quest to his home and doesn't realize that he overpaid for the delivery. | The Baddies Reunion is one of Jay's favorite things and he shows Bobby all the wild highlights of the fighting. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly. Jacob's back. He's all smiles, man. Good to be back, guys. I missed you all. Ah, man. Were you not here? Good to see you, man. Double thumbs up. Miss your sense of humor. I miss the hell out of both of you.

Ah, man. We'll be back in New York. Jacob, who's got a smile on his face and two thumbs? This guy. Yeah. Hey Christine, good to see you Jacob Pride and shiny

Black Lou not in studio today from where I'm looking at him I think he's in the U.N. or something he's laying in planes or something over there Jesus Christ what a setup He's flying drones for America in Iran right now Why is the beef?

We have the meat. Yeah Look at that screen that Black Lou has a 7 foot screen to match his 7 foot Wingspan? Yep This isn't even the TV

The TV wall is what you can't see. He's a bank of TVs. Yeah, he's running some type of illegal betting or some shit. There's no reason to have that. Look at the size of that. That's right. His white in-laws are going to be the patsies when it all goes down.

I don't know. He's going to be like, I don't know. I have no idea. That's the smallest monitor in that room. He was, I had a feeling my father-in-law was a crazy psychotic bookie. He goes to best by. He goes, how big do you want your monitor? He takes his penis house this big.

Yeah. I want it this big. Bobby, your mind was just blown. by me by informing you I got a Quest 3 delivered right to my house didn't have to go anywhere dude I don't understand that though you I thought you had to go to like Best Buy or no you can Radio Shack you can doord your radio shack's gone what I'm sorry are you kidding me I'm sorry you're not going to be able to build your own radio flyer now how am I going to get my soldering iron yeah where am I he goes what about that what about that no name RC car I wanted

where am I going to get my boat um I'm getting a drone from a company called Bill's Drones buddy DoorDash. I don't know if Uber Eats will do this. Uber Eats will do a drugstore for you. But DoorDash delivered my gigantic snowblower. How do you... I door-dashed it. But how did you figure that out?

I thought it was just food. I was looking up to snowblowers. Yeah. When I was looking them up and one of them had an option on DoorDash. And I was like, that's impossible. When you look and it's like, within the next four hours, it'll be at your house. How much does it cost to get? It must be so much more.

I don't think so. Love that we both have to look at women when we ask how much things are. Look up. Look up what the percentage is. It's got to be a high percentage to go to a Best Buy and get it. Well, when we got the snowblower and it showed up, I'd already change about when. Christine said to the guy, he goes, yeah, I don't think we're going to do it. You bring it back and he went, no. He just left it there.

I'm like, I guess we have it now. And then it sucks. I'm going to buy it off you. No, I'm going to give it to you. I want to buy it off you. I'm going to take one of your shovel. I'm going to give you a shovel and buy it. What?

What? How much? Wow. What? 40 to 91% higher. Jesus Christ. Is that all? Do me a favor, Jay.

Next time you want one, hire me. I'll do it for like 25 bucks. I didn't know that. Well, look, here's the thing. That's insane. Well, here's the good thing. Guess who's got themselves a meta-quest at the house and didn't have to go out? Yeah, but guess who has a best buy down the street?

Oh, not me. And Wayne? Down the street? Yeah. It's not far, dude. Not far. I mean, it's down to try. Dude, it's 10 minutes away.

But Bobby, they brought it right to my house in a best buy bag. I love that, but dude. With 100% markup. That's all. How could you do that? I didn't know is how. But you did know. It just says the price.

I'll be honest, on my life, on my life, it was like ordering food, and I swear to you, for the snowblower and this, I would have assumed the fee was somewhere around seven to ten bucks. You're paying double the amount for the food when you have it ordered, too. No. No. That's not true. For food delivery, it's... No.

Can you look that up? You don't have food delivered. Never. No. But I've looked that up. It's, you're paying... I think 50%, 15% or 30% more.

Yeah, it's way less. 40% to 100%. That's crazy. That's nuts, man. But listen. Okay, guess who was playing Beat Sabre this morning? Not you guys. Yeah, but it's right down the street.

You know how excited? That guy went with someone. I don't order a fucking yeah, I'll take that job. That's a, that's $400 in my pocket. Is that all right down the street? No. Yeah, what are you going to do. Maybe.

You know what? You deserve it. You know what? Yeah. Showed up right to hell. If I, I would have never known that, not going to live the rest of my life, never known. It's totally fine.

I'm sorry. I don't even know why I didn't even create the possibility of that, but man, I forgot how fun quest can be announced so much better. I got the, I had the original early one. I had the original one, too, and I had the original one, too, and I had the, and loved it. That was black. It was black. Big. It was heavy on your head. You would sweat. Do you know, I told you during the pandemic, I would go to, I would go watch movies with strangers in theaters. Strange. What? That's weird behavior. I remember I was with Dawn in the living room on

almost like a date with another girl. Strange. I mean, I don't know. Her emoji was a girl. Her avatar. Her avatar. So I'm going to end there with a bunch of, of people watching a movie Caddyshack. And I'm in the theater. And they were throwing popcorn at her. And then she came over and sat next to me. Really? Like, I don't know, whatever.

And I remember just looking over and she waved and I waved back. And then we just sat and watched Caddyshack together. Just know she was fat. Yes, she was. She was so fat. She was fat and he probably. Bobby, she was so fat. Probably Lewis.

Yeah. Shim was fat. I made my avatar. I'll tell you what, every creative character I've ever made my life, which was, I guess only fighting games

I've done that, like the wrestling UFC or stuff like that, where I've gone, after I do it with a couple of like, I make cool characters sometimes, I'll make a me.

And I can never just give myself a break. I always pick the fattest body. Pale. I make my face fucking fat at the bottom. I'm like, you pick the pear face? I picked the pear face,

the pineapple head, my daughter would call it. I would do that every time. And then what would get annoying was, in the UFC games, they got better too. As you get better and train and move with the firement, they just start making you get in shape, kind of. Like your character starts getting more in shape, and you're like, stop.

This isn't me. I'm trying to make this me. When I would do basketball games, I'd make myself, when I was young, and I'd make a character and my friends and make those the Sixers. I was a, you know, I did it like how we played in life. So I was a six foot three, three hundred and ten pounds center.

So I have to like body up shack. It's weird because I always did the same. I never gave myself hair. I would never get myself hair. I always put my dumb glasses on. I would put a goatee on or some stupid facial hair. I just wouldn't make myself, I won't give myself and just go, just make you, just give you, Because I tell it, it goes today for the quest,

he goes, do you want to make a, from a selfie? I go, sure. So I made a duck face, and took a selfie, and then it goes, making your avatar. And then I just made like a handsome, it looked like fucking Frank Grillo. Well, that's what it sees you as. You can keep that.

No, why? So then I went into the change it, and I picked the fattest body humanly possible. I went to the thing, I bought, so it would look like me. A black hoodie, jeans. get a little bit of rips in the jeans, a little bit of me, and some boots.

Jay bought an outfit for a fucking avatar. I had to buy an outfit. It was crazy to the things they were offering me. I wouldn't allow myself to be tall and like that either. I would be like the white spud web. It's a sham. Yeah, you're like I can't. I can't look at myself and pretend that's me.

No. Why can't you do that, though? I can't do that. That's why I always just play. I always had a belly, fat arms. What I always do, though, I say I'll do that in the fighting games, but I don't make, like, that's why with the sports games.

Everyone's like, oh, your character must be awesome. I've never made a character in those games. I play with the current Philadelphia Eagles and try to win the Super Bowl. I play with the current Philadelphia 76ers and try to win the championship. Can I... Hang on a second.

Sorry, sorry, Jay. Weird times. I know. Happened. I don't know what this guy's alerted to the playoffs for. It seems like every time the playoffs come up, this guy's got something in his body, he explodes.

What the fuck is wrong? What is wrong with his Cameroonian insides? Why could this guy... Did he finally came back? He was averaging 30 points because he came back for like the last like 20 some games and he was averaging 30 some points and rebounds and then two games before the playoffs.

It's like he had to have emergency appendix surgery. Appendix surgery. Yeah. Come on. You guys got fucking hammered yesterday. I'll tell you what. It's a bad sign when like... I started fast-forwarding at a point

because I was like, I'm not going to put myself through this when it was down by 25. I mean, 10 minutes left, eight minutes maybe in the fourth quarter, all backups. Players I've never even heard of before on the floor, and you're like, come on, man. I say in the playoffs,

I know you don't want to get anybody hurt. Grind till the end, man. I don't know if you tuck your tail with eight minutes left at least. Eight minutes is a long time, but you guys were... They weren't coming back 30 points, but like...

But eight minutes is long enough that it's like look like you're giving a shit till there's three minutes left. But you could have, you could have psychologically fucked up the Celtics by coming back and making a run for it. A little? Yeah, you could have, but you didn't. Nah.

Bobby goes, the game was exciting for me. I went, exciting to be the wrong word. If that was flip side, I wouldn't call it an exciting game. I would call it a blowout. Gee, it was cool, it was fun to watch. Yeah. But excite, there's zero excitement. There was no edge of your seat and that at all.

But I'm a fan fan. Fan fans don't like... It's like blowouts. You go all the way. Yeah, we like blowouts. So we just want to win. Stop. Put on something else when there's eight minutes left.

He's like, well, they gave up. Why do I got to keep watching? Yeah, we just want to win in the first quarter. That's it. Yeah, dude, the thing with this Oculus Quest you've got to be careful of. What? Is bringing it on the road. I'm going to bring it on the road this weekend particularly.

Well, don't watch porn on it. Oh, I don't care about that. Well, we had the first Oculus. We tried this, remember? It was to look at it. It was so funny. I thought it was, I don't get it. Lewis was like, I had to see.

stop doing because he was like, I'm into it too much. I'm like, I think it's the dumbest thing ever. I didn't understand it. But the funny one was when I set one up for Christine, a girl, like a porn for a girl. She started licking the air. No, I started laughing because it is what just happens, right? Just like a guy's like dick hair just starts coming at your face. And I'm like, and she was like, what am I supposed to do?

Like, open my mouth for a fucking fake, like, put something in my mouth, like, act like I'm sucking this guy's cock. Yeah. What a weird movement. Yeah. Yeah. Is it gay to virtually suck a cock? No.

You tell me from experience? No, I don't think so. Doesn't seem like it to me. I sat on my couch all day in a hotel room, fishing and jerking off with Oculus Quest. And then I had to go home and go, here you go, Max, you can have this back. You would fish?

Buddy, I fished for two hours on the couch. There's a fishing game. It's really just a waiting game. Well, you just kind of sit there. I had my drink I had my drink and you sit in the chair and then you just cast it out

and the waters go you can pick the scenery A river runs through your hotel Oh god I sat on the couch In my underwear just fishing For like two hours That's crazy

Yeah dude it was crazy But it was relaxing And then I jerked off To some weird stuff Interesting I know I won't get too Into the games Where it's like heavy

Because I think they haven't figured that out Awesomely Where you can go through and do like a really cool like action story. There's like a Resident Evil or uncharted type games. There's a robot game

that you can play where you can fight people. But the games are more to do things where it's like, all right, use your hands to pick up tools to clean this giant's teeth or something like that.

It's puzzles. It's like puzzle stuff. You have to open this up that door to get to that room and then figure out that and you have to use your hand. Yeah. It's a little like that.

It gets boring quick. I don't know, man. Beat Saber. Ooh, my little tussie was cooking. Beat saver's good fishing's awesome porn is dangerous that's the three things you go to

I think there's a game now where you can be a quarterback and like you're just the quarterback throw on the ball NFL license game when they can figure out like that Xbox type of football game and they do have a track you can stand on it's a round thing and you can run

and you're strapped in it's around your waist and it holds you just in the center and when you run, your feet just stay in place and you can hook it up to the Oculus. You think this exists already? It does exist. Really? Yeah, it's like, it's almost like a treadmill,

but it goes in any direction. And it hooks up to your waist, and it has like a circle thing around you that kind of keeps you standing up. So you can run and shoot and all that stuff. You can drogo. It's pretty nuts. It's pretty nuts.

But it's expensive as fuck. You're holodeck. Huh? Yeah, it's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you say it's expensive. Is that if I door dash it you're saying? Because I'm thinking about door dashing it.

It's probably, yeah, it's probably even expensive that way. Do you know you can order a robot from Boston Dynamics? Look at this thing. Look at this thing. So it holds you. Holy shit. Dude, you can just, you can. So that's a fighting game.

So he's just running through actual environment. But you're moving with the character. That's bat shit. That's nuts, right? So that's him, ducking down, running. Look at that. It's too much. Definitely healthier than sitting on your ass.

Whoa, whoa. But it doesn't have the thing. I thought it was going to have what you said it had, Bobby. I was assuming, too, more of like a border for yourself. Well, the other one does. There's another one that does that. I think that's a newer one where it holds you, it just straps you in. I think that's the upgraded one.

Yeah, that thing goes any direction. Watching this fat guy do it is pretty funny. You think that's pathetic? He looks pathetic. I mean, the fact I... Bobby, there's the gun thing I was telling you about. Yeah, dude, I would fucking... I would never leave my house.

If you could just travel through environments, really? I was thinking it was awesome and then Jacob made me for like a fool if I wanted. You're an asshole, Jake. I know it. You look great inside the world. It's just when people are watching you outside the world. Yeah, that's the way your apartment works.

Yes. Can I say you're all completely... wrong about DoorDash. It's 70 to 90% markup. Well, it said it's at 14 to 90. No, no, no. DoorDash markups and are generally range from 15 to 30% per item to cover restaurant commissions, often resulting in total costs 70 to 90% higher than

in-store prices when including fees. Nice. So basically double. Christine, look up the price of the Oculus. 512 gig, 3, Quest 3, if you wouldn't mind. I don't want to make you feel bad about your purchase.

You know why? Because you had a fun day. It was worth it. I had a fun day. If I said to you, if I was sitting on your car, as you could do it, I can get you an Oculus Quest right now,

but you're going to pay... 90% mark up. 90% mark up. You would have still said yeah. It's possible. That's buddy. That's what I paid for it. You pay $490, but no.

But what... Now, say, what does that cost? if you order it on DoorDash. It's just going to go, you dumb. Don't do it. This is great. It was 900 bucks. Hello?

Come on. What is it? 599 to 6.49. That's not bad. It's about 100 bucks more. That's not bad. That's worth it. Which is not 40 to 91%.

I believe that's... 20% higher. No, that's the markup. No, that's the price that... I think it's just like the food. The price is on a... on a menu online are different than in store. So I think that's the price.

You're saying there's also fees on top of this? Yes. No, no, no, no, no. That's $5.99 is, is that Oculus Quest? The highest gigabyte one is that much. Yeah. We could settle this, but if you could say how much you paid it. Jay, if you just order one to my house right now.

Let me just see. Just order one to my house, dude, and see what happens. And I'll let you know. Let me just see if I could dash this bitch to your house right now. I have a receipt probably here. Dash it to my house. Let me see. Me.

I'm me. Yeah, you are you. My go-to store Best Buy. Jay right now is looking up on his phone. Where do I see my receipts? To see if he got raped by DoorDash. I don't think I did get raped. I don't think he did either.

Jacob seems to think that he did. No, don't back out of it now. Because that's all that matters. Oh, new Jacobs here. This is New Jacob. New Jacob. I love it. I had a lot of fun.

You poo-pooed it. Now you're coming back. That's all that. that matters. It's all that matters. Yeah, we got to play this. This is so fun. Wow. That is great. What's the music, though? I want to hear the music. That's the best part. Here, I got it. I got it. How much? It's $5.99's what the thing costs. Yeah. Wait a second. $5.99. Yeah. So that's six. Carrying case, $70.70. That's $6.70. Another $6.40 for the charging dock. That's $6.40. 740. 740.

Right? Yep. No, no, 730. 7.30. Total delivery fee, $1.99. Fees and tax for these $7.00. My total price, $7.89. Boom.

That's not bad. That's great. $1.99 for delivering fee? I think a lot of the top. I think they're saying with food very specifically, I think with this, it must be a different thing. So nobody would ever do that. Nobody would pay double for electronics. How can you not have a delivery fee?

No. It's $1.99. Oh, old Jacob's back. Oh, no. for you. I know food is a huge We brought them down. Wasn't there another

$50 in fees you said? The family's back. Yeah, that's what got up to 749 is what it was all done. Who cares? You got it. As long as you had fun. Yeah.

There it is. Yeah. I'm going to get one, dude. We're going to lightsaber. Can we do it together? Yeah. Dude, we should do that together. You want to shake your little tussy?

I'm going to take it on the road on weekends. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I'll take it on the road. You know what we can do? I got a carrying case. Dude, we'll watch porn together in the same. in the same room. Can we?

Can we? Can we? The theater? Let's go to. Are you jerking off? No. Why are you? Can you conceivably

Eiffel Tower girl together? Christine, look up, can you do online porn with two people with two oculuses? Virtually.

You got to invite me into the room. How fun does this look, Jacob? It looks good. It's just with your hands. You're just slashing the air with your hand.

But can you do it to Can't Feel My Face, please? Because that was the one that I was doing. If next time he does this and you're not videotaping it for me, I will never talk to you again. I was really enjoying the moment just in life this time.

The flencer needs you to get some fluency. I also did get lucky. I also did get lucky. Yeah. We're up all night to get lucky. You're up all night to the sun. Dawkins was very confused because he seems like he wanted to play, but was not playing with her.

Why his dad went all sissy on him? Her dad. She was in between his legs with her little football. Bring up the video Hey can you Hey can you go back to being a man with me It's so cool They have daft punk in the background

They're big Yeah this is a great game Wait oh he's playing Yeah play the one here No play the one on YouTube It's so satisfying It is because it goes with the music Ooh bang

And then turn it up Jay doesn't just slash Like every moves Oh yeah look Boom Yeah it's like It's lightsaber's Jacob You get

to play with, imagine lightsabers. You know, look at that. You know how much fun you'd have in your house, it's a workout. Yeah. And all these little discs come at you, but they come in the music. Look at Jay. He's killing it right now. And then Daftam!

Oh, and then Daft Punk shows up in the background. And Jacob. Have you done VR yet? No. It's nutty. It's like a round. You have to bring it in. I'll bring it in tomorrow.

You have to bring it in. We have to have Jacob. We have to have Jacob beat saber right in studio. We have to put Jacob on the plank. There's a plank you can go on. You go in an elevator. You go to the top of the building, and you walk out the window on a wooden plank.

And you jump off. And you can jump off and you fall off the building. But your body tries to stop you. But if you die in the dream, don't you die in real life? Yeah. Yeah, you do die. We did have a friend dive into. That's one of my favorite stories.

You're going to tell that story. You're going to tell that story, dude. One of our friends, we were at Sal Volcano's. He has a pinball machine in his place. And we were all doing like, you walk to the edge of the plank. Show him the plank. I'm sure there's a YouTube of the plank. You walk out.

And it's always like it's fun and weird because your body, you know you're in a room. You can tell yourself it over and over again. I'm just standing on a floor. If I move left or right, nothing's going to happen. But your body tries to stop you. But the thing is, your brain thinks you are on the sledge. They have all your senses. being hit. The sound feels like you're out on top of a building.

Sure. You're looking out. Wherever you look, it's like you're looking down at the street. It's so real the environment when you're in it. I really had no idea how scared I was going to feel being on. Christine passed down on the roller coaster. Yeah, a little bit. What? What? The roller coaster. She kind of went limp. It was crazy. I had to catch her. How great is this? You can, you can actually do Ironman mode on this where you have your feet and hand and you can fly around the city

but both this what happened with our friend was so you picture this is the edge of a pinball machine here it's about the right size we're all walking to the edge and go like now watch you know step off or step forward or you know do a little like jump a little leap forward it's gonna I don't know where she went full immersion I guess

because she jumped like she wasn't in a house and she was trying to kill herself off of a plank because everyone turned their head for a second turn me over here everyone turned their head for a second and we looked up legs and I mean legs up like this like hugging

this pinballment I mean she she was so hurt and she was trying to pretend like she wasn't that hurt which is always funny as hell and so I was like I'm fine I mean we were like what the fuck did you think was going to happen? You think the world disappeared around you?

I did it to Mike Suarez in the YKWD studios, but he's so afraid of heights. He was at the edge just panicking, and I just pushed him off. And his body went dead like he was falling off. And he just, he got hurt. He just fell into the wall, into the bench.

I can't imagine that feeling. I was told that, actually last week was a special week, that you can go virtually walk through the Titanic. and you have to apparently save yourself from drowning. I did it. I did it. And it looks like some guy did a, some people did an exceptional recreation of the Titanic. Jacob, you can go into, you can go anywhere in the world you want to go and walk around.

And when you're there, I want to be on the Titanic. You can have Bobby suck your dick. Yeah. It's virtual reality, dude. I'll suck your dick. Is Bobby, is there a way, is there's anyone that can make us? Stonehenge? I can blow you.

Is there any way someone's got to know you might know this bug I know they have those cameras the 360 cameras Yeah Is there any way that me and you Can make VR video

Of our heads just going down And like the tops of our heads Just bobbing up So someone can just sit there And pretend they're getting sucked off By me or you From our heaving backs I actually talked to Bailey Jay's husband

About this because Okay All right That seems like we're in the right field They have to film it You have to put Like they have comedy clubs There was a comedy club

That was putting on shows Yeah And they had a V8 camera in one of the seats. So you could buy that seat and go to the club. My special Webster Hall has that. You have that. Right?

We never tried it at all, but Webster Hall's got a seat where you can sit in the audience. Remember? So somebody can be a 360 camera. But they can still do it. You could upload it to Oculus Quest and buy a ticket and go to your special and sit in that seat. I've never tried

it, but you should fucking put that up. That's great. So we'd have to get the camera? Oh, Jamie was there. Array! A right! She sent me a text, but she finally listened to the, to every reading fun of it. She was like, oh, I'm so happy. She goes, I said when I took that, I told my mom, her mom passed away, but she's like, I told my mom when I took that.

I'm going to keep this video in case he becomes fat. I think I probably told her not to, I was probably like, you can get rid of it. I mean, I had to know I was eating shit. People booed me and in default at my, when I told them I was going to get butt fucking. in prison. They didn't like that. They felt I should have fought back. Yeah, black people don't like gay jokes. Well, they don't make you submitting to it. But you know what?

They do rule. Black people do rule. I'll tell you what, though, the world's are changing now. If there was a deaf jam right now and a guy came out and the whole thing was like how flamboyantly gay he was, they have to go nuts for it. Yeah, I don't think so. I watched the Bandy's reunion again last night. I mean, there is such a gay guy on there. It's a guy with a beard, girl hair, dresses like a girl. What's the name? something Santana something you gotta look

at this fucking thing it's creepy but she did say I'll give her credit when they were arguing so one of the girls was like I should slap you bitch and she was like at the end of the day I'm a man bitch I was like oh nice

I love to using the right pronouns though she did say it's very nice of you oh yeah yeah yeah saucy Santana saucy Santana that's a great name saucy Santana

looks like Sherrod Isabella Just as long hair. But yeah, Saucy Santana. It's so funny what a wig will do to a guy. Really just does make him into a chick. And the beard. Pretty much the whole thing, really.

The whole thing's a fucking mess. Baddies? I beg you, Baddies, and whoever's listening over at Zeus Network. Please tell me that you do make all of the audience for the reunions sign waivers that they might be involved in a physical fist fight. on camera because I gotta tell you, it's insane. Somebody in the audience started fighting a girl yesterday, and they go, and you think you're just gonna throw

the girl in the audience out? And then they go, they go, no, let them go in the middle. And they let the girl come over the barrier and go and fight until she gets punched and punches the other girl, and then they put her back in the audience until they complain and then they kick her out. Yeah, it's like the stress factory.

Yeah. Fini Brand is a producer on this. Why don't we get any of these girls in here? Natalie Nunn came through Why can't we get One of the baddies in here 100% Yeah

Get one of a minute Get two of them We need two We do need two We need two Natalie Nunn's doing a show At Webster Hall But you're out of town

It's what I'm in LA Yeah No, I can't do it alone No No I don't know any of their names But maybe she's in town before that Yeah she might be We would be great with Natalie Nunn

She's the CEO of this shit I'd love to ask her He goes Why would you go out off your ass obliterated drunk on the reunion. It's crazy. One of the girls told you, she'd get falling asleep on the couch.

Yeah, there's no rules. No rules. There's no rules. There's no standards and practices. Diamond and the body. Yeah, she was passed down in a superhero outfit. She had a kid that said,

make baddies great again, and she passed out. Then she fucking fought someone, and like five minutes later was like, I didn't fight you, what are you talking about? They should do this with comics. They should have Yamanica and Kim Condon.

You know what I mean? Miss Pat. Can you get to the trailer for the next episode, free plug for Zeus Network? The trailer for the next episode, so this girl, Diamond the body, her name is. She comes out in a superhero costume with the thing, it's like a bit.

And her and Natalie Nunn, the owner of the whole thing, or the CEO, don't like each other. They almost fought on the show. That girl Diamond doesn't like her. But she came out drunk and then sort of, they're like, we've kind of put it our bullshit to the side. Like, I wouldn't be on this show

if it wasn't for Natalie Nunn about it, but she's obliterate. and she's talking like, I just know a thing, I don't want to fight and blah, blah, and then essentially keeps falling asleep. Then gets into a fight, then falls back asleep again, then they remove her from the stage.

She throws up backstage. Then she comes back out and saying, like, you know, again, like sweet things about Natalie Nunn. And in this trailer, what you'll see is, another girl tries to fight her. And she's so drunk, but she does start fighting her, and Natalie Nunn breaks them up, and then that girl, in the superhero costume,

grabs Natalie Nunn and flings her on the ground by her and beating the shit out of her. Like, there's no rhyme or reason any of it. He's like, let's just all kill each other right now. It's fucking dogs in a pen. It's brilliant. I'd love to be at this next year. Why don't you go, man? Let's all go.

We should. You think we'll stick out? First of all, show them how good they are. We would stick out a little bit. No. You think Jacob would stick out? I'm sure this is L.A. I'm trying to get to the next week.

But don't even go to the next week yet. Do the... Just go to the part where the music starts. They're so good at editing. They do a thing. You know what edits this, right? No. Paco.

Poco. Oh, shit. Yeah. They get into it and something starts really happening and heating up, and then they go, like, the music, you hear like a shhs. Like a crescendo build, and then it goes next week on. You're like, fuck. Because they always, they're such good editing.

There's not one healthy body on stage right now. The boys. There's so much pre-and-diabetic. Oh, my God. that the TV show the boys, which I love, every episode must be a multi-million dollar project, every single episode. And I look forward to this more every week.

The storylines are more compelling over here. Because before the reunion, they've all watched the show already. So now they've seen all the shit they talked behind each other's backs and all the shitty things they didn't know the other person said. I just don't understand this. Yes. Okay? Uh-huh.

You know, and you might. get me on this like buying clothes as a heavy guy was always hard yeah like I'm looking at these girls their outfits but you gotta be dressed like big Dominican bring up big Dominican are they are they custom made sweatpants like where do you get this how do you get fat

thin fat go on it's just different now and now they make cheap poor clothes in like 4 or 5x is that what it is you can just get like these you can get clothes and sizes you couldn't get in the 90s. Because that girl over to the right is around 500 pounds from her belly button down and around the girl to the right with the sweatsuit on.

She's wearing a sweatsuit that is huge, right? The blue? That girl is actually in really good shape. There's no, she's the hottest one of the show. That's Chris Sean Rock, yeah. She's like boxing, dude. She's a great shape. Is that her?

No, no, this is Big Dominican. I was going to throw up. And all these pictures are way too flattering. They are way too flattering. She's like... This is fake. That's not a real. That's not her.

Hang on, I'm going to find her. How do they find these clothes? She's more... She's fashioned by somebody because she makes a big thing about it. So these have to be custom-made, fatty, skinny, fatty, skinny, fatty. She is so fat and she is by...

She's admittedly the biggest pussy on the show. She's afraid to fight. Oh, what a bitch. So she just goes... As soon as this girl comes out on the reunion, slaps her right in the face, she never comes on stage again. She sits in the audience and smokes weed.

Yeah. Oh. Look at her get up, though. She's so fat. Aw. She's throwing a kick, though. She's throwing kicks. Yes, Big Dominican is wearing a shirt open with a jacket open.

So you can see, her man underwear comes out, and she's slapped by the hottest girl on the show Big Lex. Oh, my God. There's so much jiggling going on. So much jiggling. Well, she's constantly in triangle tops, like triangle bikini tops. That's what I'm saying. That's all she wears. It's wild.

They don't wear, they wear skinny girl clothes. Yeah. It's like. Yeah, because they make them. It's almost like they were thin at one. and someone got a fat gun and shot them with it. They got fat gunned. And they grew in their old clothes.

Maybe the best description I've ever heard for something like that. It looks like you weren't fat and then you got fat gunned. Look, fashion Nova, sexy plus size dresses for women. Yeah, but those are, like what their wearing is different. No, it's stuff like this. It's essentially this stuff. And look, it goes at, well, three X, that's not that big. Wow.

Yeah, but those girls will shove a five X and three X. Of course. That's what they're doing. They're shoving five X's in three X's. So go again. And yes, I'm all lit up again flying. I love a cocaine. I love the cocaine.

I love it. Ah, God dang. I wish I wanted to try cocaine more when I was younger. I did. Not fun. I didn't like it. It's probably not my speed either. Heroin would have been my jam, though.

Yeah. I never did heroin, but I was more of, I like drinking, getting fucking rowdy. And, but Coke was just, I, dude, I just talked too much. Yeah. I just go like, oh, man, how you doing? How's it going on? That wouldn't be good for me. No, it's not a, it's not a good high.

I guess if you drink, you, if you use alcohol, weed, if you combined a bunch of things, it might be good. That sucks to be ramped up on Coke and thinking like weed. Yeah. Oh, what a terrible. I think it's a great mix and all you need. Did you do coke? Yeah. Did she do coke?

She's like you, dude. She had to go rehab when she was a kid like you. Yeah? What, did you how much? Did you do a lot of coke? As much as I could find. As much as I could get my hands on. Luckily, I wasn't friends with a lot of rich people and never had the piles of coke you see in movies.

Oh, man, I did want that. But she's a girl. Yeah. She's a girl. Girls. Yeah, I found it. We used to rob my friend, Frank. Ricky's mother's boyfriend was a coke dealer,

but he was little, like Jacob, no offense, but he was like you, but kind of like, you know, he kind of thought he was rough, but he should just take his Coke, and he used to tell his wife. Did you take his cocaine? Like, no. They said they didn't take it, but they did.

I love that. There was a guy, this girl Lisa, who lived in our neighborhood in South Jersey, when I was grew up there, her stepfather was a, bookie. He looked like Kenny Rogers. There's nothing scary about him. And they just took a guess that he wasn't affiliated with anybody.

And then they just get deep in the hole with him and then just be like, no. Like they're just not going to pay it. It's just Lisa's stepdad. Yeah, you have to be, if you're going to deal drugs, you have to be a mean, tough motherfucker. You can't just be a... An affiliated would help. Yeah, you can't just be a guy who tells

your girlfriend. They took my stuff. Have you seen? that's a funny trend I saw online Yesterday, do you see the trend of I trust my wife? Yes! Dude, I set that in! The belt slapped to the face?

Oh, not that one. Do you see the other trust my wife? The pee, the peeing. There's all over my Instagram, it's a guy, the girl lies on the ground. That's I trust my husband. Trust my husband. And the guy has to pee around her head.

Yeah. Which, by the way, you're still going to get piss on you if you do that perfectly. A little bit. It's not how piss works. Dude, if it's me, I'm 55, you're getting piss on your stomach. I'm not going to make it around your head. I also don't believe that's pee.

Really? It's like a water bottle. It's very clear. Don't ruin it. Yeah, because by the way, he pees on her immediately if it's real. So that's what I'm saying. It's just like, that's fake. But you haven't seen the, yeah, but you haven't seen the, it's just pissing around her head while she's laying down covering her eyes. But if you watch the, if you watch the guys go, I trust my wife put a cup on their head and then she's supposed to whip it off with a fucking belt and it just blast them in the face over and over again.

God damn it, that is funny. You have to see that That brings me such happiness These guys are like, I trust my wife Oh It's like in the eyes and mouth And it's all these terrible ideas Why would anybody trust their wife?

I would The mechanical sports skills Or like whatever that would take Hand-eye coordination? Crack First of all, he's eight feet tall She's four two Well, that's not really

His wife by the way That last guy This is so full funny? You just hear them. Keep getting wrapped in the face. Can I be honest? Stop it right here? Not one of these bitches is trying to hit the cup. Yeah, they are. No, they're

not. Look at the way they're looking. They're looking at the side of his head. Look, maybe the thing happened finally where I call women stupid and dumb and can't figure it out enough. Don't forget the vagina between their legs. And they're dumb pussies. But maybe they've realized that I've put such a little faith in them that they can do something like this on purpose and I'll be like, well, she's

a dingbat who wouldn't have the mechanical skills to do it right. Maybe we're both right. Maybe we're both right. Maybe they're doing it on purpose because they know I would go, they're not doing it on purpose. They're too stupid and not able to do this. And don't forget the vagina between the legs.

And they're stupid fucking pussies. It's one of my favorite things. Anytime I see a lady in public acting like an idiot, I'm just like, because she's got a stupid pussy. Stupid pussy. Oh, that's my favorite. That's why I say. No matter, as the most evening thing,

I've said on stage before I go, get in a little argument with the lady to DMV, a big, ugly, fat, black, pissed off fucking mama. And just know that as she's bitching at you and telling you you can't do what you need to do, in her phone, there's a picture of her doing this, just sucking her titty.

And spreading her box for some big, fat, ugly black guys she dates. It evens everything out. You just go, you are us, you know what? Your life's bad enough. Oh, Jacob. A couple of things euphoria related that I wanted to talk to you about. One, Sidney Sweeney, that's the name, right?

Sidney's Sweeney. Never seen an episode, by the way. That's fine. Should I watch it? Yeah. Yeah, it's fucked up, fucked up show. It's not like a watch with Max or anything. Dawn might like it.

Yeah, don't, yeah. Do you think Don't like it? It's intense. It's like fucked up, though. It's like drugs and, like, a lot of sex. Yeah. So. It's going to be uncomfortable.

Yeah. It's going to watch Don getting wet on the couch and just, I'm going to bed early. Not that kind of sex, really. Really? Well, sometimes, I guess. But Sidney, who was on the show that's, you know, her big show, you've watched

seasons before this. Yeah, I haven't watched a new one then. The big thing this season that they, before the season came out. Jacob likes it. They kept announcing was that some people were upset and whatever it is because this year her character, it's the final season, her character is going to be like an only fan's chick. Getting involved in only fans.

Who's complaining about that? People that are like, oh, she's like, why is she doing this kind of like nudity stuff still? But anyway, she does a bunch of, her body is retarded. undeniable. Her body is so good. I almost don't give two shits about this girl's due face at all.

It blows my... Have you watching the new episodes? Yeah, I've seen everyone. Last night, when they're showing her at her absolute hottest. It's hot. I get it. But you know what I'm saying, right?

I'm just over it. Something about her face. I'm like, it's just her fucking dumb, freckles. She has Down syndrome, kind of. Do you feel the same way, Jacob? No. I don't know, man.

She just not like... I know it's like... And again, it's one of those things where like the world has made me turn on her more than she has. She's fine. I think she's a really good actress, first of all. I think she's really good. But like she, because she's played cat,

she's played so much stuff out of that, like being a hot chick. What is she, why do you think she's goofy though? I've seen photos. She looks pretty hot. It's not that she's not, as I'm saying, it's not that she's not hot.

The fact that she's like the one, I'm like, why? There's not like why she's like the thing. Well, she's got, on this show, I'll tell you exactly why. Her big tits. No, because for the last... She showed us the tits.

It's true. For the last 10 years, there's been a... Drought? Tit desert in Hollywood. Yeah. Every woman was like, we're not going to be objectified, and she said,

fuck that. Objectify the shit out of me. Yeah. True. And she cornered the market, and everyone loved it. And she's got a great sense of humor. Like, she's cool.

Settled down, Jacob. Try to get her as a guess. She's not, like, she's just, I don't give a fuck. She's not smart and you think. She's not. She's a bar and you think. She's resourceful? Yeah.

She's not annoying. This is what you're going to say to her when you meet her? I promise you she's annoying. She's an actress. For Hollywood. She doesn't seem as annoying as the other interviews. You really like her, don't you? Jacob, I've got to be honest with you can say whatever you want right now.

She's not going to come live in your weird little apartment with you. This I know. What if she was so down to earth she wanted to stay with you every time she came to town? Well, I don't like luxury hotels. She'll do stuff like... Jesus. Is this the scene where she... It's a montage, yeah.

Are we looking for? Yeah, yeah, yeah, where she's... Good for her. Her bodies. Smartest business woman. For being an actress and going against all this bullshit and showing that ass. Smartest business woman in Hollywood. I'm all with it.

But I'm just saying, and again, I think she's hot. Like, if it wasn't... If it makes sense, I'd be more like... If she wasn't as a big thing, I'd be like, you know, it's actually pretty hot is that girl on the thing is like a smoke show. But it's because she's been made like the definitive thing. Right. I'm just like, I don't get that.

She's just a stupid face. Yeah, she has a dumb face. I don't know if she has a dumb face. I got to see it, but let's look at this ass first. Okay. Well, their face is in the picture, too, Bobby. I don't see the face yet. That one's hotter.

Maddie is way hotter. I agree. What? Yep. Which one? Duh, Hispanic girl on the show. She's technically prettier. Yeah.

That's her. Yeah, but they're going to show show. They got her doing all kinds of slutty stuff. Is it all lesbians? Is it all lesbians? This is what it seems like, right? No, just one lesbian. Oh, okay.

Just the mean girls are lesbian. But I think they're all pieces of shit Dude, she's, stop, stop, stop, stop, pause that, pause it, pause it on I'll pause it in a sec. Pause that, right? Oh, thank you. Thank, Christine. I'm going to stop right now, I'm going to apologize, and I want to thank you for waiting

until it was just your face and you waited until her titatize. Oh, there's another more where she's just covering her box with her hand. There's more? Oh, please. Oh, yeah, this gets a little. Titties. She's gorgeous, dude. She's very pretty.

I mean, she's definitely a sex symbol. She's gorgeous. Who's, who's, Tell me. That's her maid. She has her maid do all of her sexy photoshoes. I'm going to get my maid to do this for me. This one, she's wrapped in a sheer flag.

Good for you. God bless America. Look her face again. I don't give a shit about this chick's face. Okay, that was a little, can I just say something, though? Everybody looks a little goofy in a pool. Oh, this one's really slutty. Everybody wet looks a little stupid.

You guys are covering her snatch with her hands. Oh, my God. Let me see that. Stop, stuff, stuff, stuff. She's doing. She's pretty. She's pretty. She's not the hot.

hottest face I've ever seen, especially in the last decade. Buddy, that's crazy. But I agree with you there, but she's just... She's really the first, like, it's like, she's really the first, like, mainstream actress. She's in a catcher's outfit. No, she's not. It's hot. Yeah, she is.

She's wearing the shins of the thing, except the outfit part. She's wearing the hat backwards. She's got the catchers mitt with nothing else. This is the greatest girl ever. No, no, buddy. God bless her. Well, also, I bet she is making a fortune. I bet this.

I was talking to Isabella. I think this show probably is ending this season because this cast is unaffordable at this point. It can't be affordable. Nothing you've ever showed me. No one saw her becoming a big star. The guy is huge. Nothing you've ever shown me on this show

who's got me aroused like this right here. I've never showed you. Oh, me on the bonfire. On the bonfire. Nothing you've ever showed me. Have you seen Milik Cyrus pee? Bobby, I'm with you. This right here?

What about Miley Cyrus peeing? No. What? What's into that? You're ridiculous. Dude, you know, dude, look it, I came up. into different generation than you with Lady Chatterley where you had to wait through the story.

He had to go to school. He had to get his test. And then come home and get yelled up by his parents and then go up to the room and she came up. Are you all right? And then let me help you. And then they kiss for a while. You know what I mean?

You just don't remember in the picture. Yeah. Bobby, she shows you her pussy. Zoom in, please, Christine, so I can see her pussy team. This is, who is this again? What is her name? Riley Cyrus. Yeah, I mean,

enhance that quadrant. Can you enhance the C quadrant, please. Jay, I want to see her C real quick. I don't know why you say you don't get it. The answer is because she's the only one for the last five or six years who's been... Showing the nudity and stuff. Yeah, acting like a beautiful woman.

That's it. In Hollywood, everyone else... This ho's doing it in the desert going to Vegas. Yeah, but I mean, that is hot. It is really hot. She's drinking a beer while taking a piss. I forgot that got me rowed up too, but I kept that one to myself. And look, and by the way...

And by the way, she got a little beaver, a little bush. Yeah, I know. I know somebody who did her. I know somebody who did her. I know somebody who did her. Who? And you know her too. Say it.

I don't know. Her? No, yeah. No, not her. Oh. Okay. Here, there's more. It gets a little creepy. Oh, yeah.

What's creepy about America and baseball? Right there, Bobby. What's creepy about that? Nothing. You guys are super into it. What is it? I don't understand. She's on a couch.

She's wearing a baby clothes, a diaper, like, underwear, and a pest fire in her mouth. We just watched a fat black lady do the same thing. Different. She was fighting. All right, whatever. So she's acting coy. She's also, we decided she has a great body. All right, she's not fat.

She's got a good body. This montage is supposed to be for an only fan? She's doing only fans. She's shooting, like, private photos of what people are asking her for on her only fans, because her husband won't spend $50,000 on flowers for a wedding. So she's using this. She's like, fine, I'll just do an only fans then if you won't buy me my flowers? Do you think, do you think?

Jacob's like, industrial. Industrial. Do you think that's what Gomez would make her do if he was requesting? Yes. The only one of the one of gonna come is if you have pigtails and a pass-or-a-baby? Maybe be a baby?

Maybe. Could you be a baby, baby? All right, let me see. What's the next one? Bobby, there is no next one. Come on. Look, stop, stop, stop. This is what they harp on. Nice vagina. I will say they do give her,

they give you a good shot at the slot here. I mean, without a doubt. Get off the, go to the thing where it doesn't. Yeah, stop making it dark. Stop making it dark. Stop. get off that oh god don't go to the fat maid

you have to let it play yeah here I'll go back you don't have to go back through that whole thing again please don't do that sorry I didn't need to do that just get to the thing

oh man let play this I want to see this everything's fine everything's fine I want to see the vagina without darkness nobody can hear the vagina I know but I'm going to explain it

America she doesn't get rid of the vagina this is a slow line Christine keeps making it dark stop making it dark sorry I need to be prepared to stop it Oh, no, we missed it. It's fine.

You saw a fucking fucking... You guys go whack off to it later. Ombre fucking vagina. Here's the concerning thing I have, and I wonder if anyone else has ever felt this way before. Hot? Hard? I'll tell you where I felt it before, actually.

American History X. You got hard? We can all admit. When he curbsomped the guy, you got a raging hard on? I don't know. But I think we could all admit as much as it's awful.

It's a terrible, terrible thing. For sure. Oh, no. That he had a swastika tattoo. But in the world of tattoos, that's a great tattoo. The placement of it where it was was a pretty cool tattoo.

And the artist. Of a terrible, terrible sign. Terrible, terrible sign, but the tattoo artist did a great job of the placement. Well, I found it again. What? I found this again. Another tattoo.

Another tattoo where I was like, God damn it, that's a dope tattoo that you can never get. But it's a goodie. What is it? I guess he's a white supremist You guess? On the show.

Well, this is on the show last night. On euphoria. On euphoria. And he's fucking that girl who, I guess she is, does do porn for real on the show, but her name's Faith on the show. What is the show about fucking? Drug addiction.

It's just like young, rich neighborhood. In Hollywood? L.A. L.A. Yeah. Okay. And it's just like, it's the life of like these like untethered kids

who are like... Rich parents. fucking and sucking and trams. What friends should have been? Yes. Okay. So there's a scene of this white supremacist is fucking this girl.

Very, very uncomfortable. It's friends without the hijigs. Especially watching with Isabella. You watch this with your daughter? Yeah. How? Huh? I wouldn't watch this with Dawn.

Why? Because you have to whack off? I don't have to fucking bang her. So this is the scene. Which one is faith? She's the blonde girl who is like, she hung out with the drug dealer. I thought you were asking which one is faith in this video.

I'm like, it's the one getting fucked doggy style. She's like a dipshit girl. I know who you're talking about. All freckly and shit. Where is he fucking a crack house? Yes, basically. A trap house. It's a trap house?

Yeah, it looks very. But here's the thing. He's got a tattoo and you're going to see it. You ever see a tattoo when they do it where someone does a picture of like just the eyes of like just the eyes? And you know what the picture is just from the eyes. Right. It's fucking Charles Manson's eyes from the iconic picture.

and in the middle of it a little swastika. Fucked up, but it's a dope-ass fucking tattoo. You should get that- It bums me out so much how cool this tattoo is. You should get that over your cock, so when you're getting head, they have to look right into a dog. Manson's eyes of a swastika.

That's not a bad bush fat tattoo. It's a great bush fat tattoo. That's a good bush fat tattoo. Go ahead, let's go. Let's get to this. We'll see it. At this point, Isabelle was pointing out that this girl has actual pornography.

I'm watching this show. weekend. Oh my God. She's having sex. She's he's doggy fucking her. Yeah. But it looks so real. He probably is doing it for her.

She's a porn star, so they may have been. My God. Is that Terrence Howard? No. It's a white supremacist somehow. I know. That's a white guy? Looks a little Hispanic to me.

This is not like white. How fucking cool is that? Lower the lights so you can see it. Good. Are you sure that's a Manson Lampson's eyes? with a swastika tattoo. Yeah, right on his left tip.

Oh, yeah, that's for sure. I'm not going to, yeah, it's a good tattoo. It's another than I have a cool looking piece of artwork, but like... I'm against swastikas? We all are. Sure. You're for Charles Manson.

No, I'm for art. Jacob, you can get that without the swastika, but it's not going to have the same effect. Exactly. Yeah. That looks so fucking cool, doesn't it? Yeah, it does look cool. Just Charles Manson eyes and the swastika between his eyes.

They call him Manson lamps? Damn it. And it looks like a Puerto Rican guy. It does look like a Puerto Rican guy. Yeah. He fucked like a Puerto Rican. Am I right? Yeah, he did.

Yeah, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat. This is a sexy show. How did I not see this? It is a pretty sexy show, but it's also, like, fucked up. Yeah? Yeah. I like it. A lot of fucked up shit, like O-Ding and blah, blah, blah,

keep going back to rehab. You get me harder. Zendaya is another one, though. I think Zendai is another one, though. I think Zendai at the core, not that attractive. Was that the little thin one from Spider-Man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's cute.

She's very cute girl, but they, she's like a glamour chick in the world like they make her. But I think she's like. I can't look at her and I couldn't watch her have sex because I saw her in Spider-Man as a little kid. She doesn't really that much. She's a lesbian. Oh, that's how they get out of it? Kind of. How gorgeous, like she really is the comedian.

I mean, they do. Because she looks like really trashy on the show. Yeah. I'll say this. Made up. I think she's pretty here to Sydney Sweeney. I'll give you that. Yeah.

I'll give you that. When she gets older. She's going to be way pretty. Way prettier than Sidney's sweet. I say way prettier, but body not. Well, Sidney you have to consider is also if time's going to do its thing at some point, those titties are going to start hitting the fucking floor. Help them on the floor.

Help me and Jacob are on the floor. And Zendaya will continue to have these little tiny, perky titties probably. Yeah, but they'll get weird and stretch marked. Maybe. Yeah, she is prettier. I mean, definitely prettier, but her body, still a hot body, but I still like Sweeney's body betters. Well, of course.

Yeah. Right now. I can't stop thinking about it. Look at that. Is that her? Oh, these are all the sex scenes from the show. Oh, my God. Yeah, Bob, when you watch season one, she porks like five times.

You see everything in action. This is like the good old days actress. Yeah, I'm telling you, they must have had to work out so much shit. They must have to work out so much fucking shit like with this cast because they're expensive as hell. The other guys, the other guy's been nominated for an Oscar now, right? Isn't that so cute that she's in the catcher's little outfit there? She's actually given the old send the fastball sign on her pussy. You don't have to wheel me into your fucking, your world of crazy shit.

Just whack off to it and don't tell anybody. Send the fastball right at my cooch, send. Send the slider. Yeah, I need a curveball right in this asshole right here. Yeah. She goes for it. What is it number two? Is that the fastball or the slider?

What is that? It's a curve. It's a curve. Nice. Oh, my God, hurrying ice cream. God. You can see. Thank you.

Zoom in. Zoom in. This is her in a baby as a, I guess as a. It's a baby, Bobby, right? 16-year-old baby. No. 17-year-old baby. No, she's being a little bitty baby girl.

It's a little six-year-old like you like. This is that. I mean, let's up she's like a 19-year-old baby. A 19-year-old baby. Buddy, you can dress the way you want. Oh, you're giving her rubble rules? What was that? What was the 16 thing you said?

This show's supposed to be five years after my school. Thanks for saving me. Guys, let's say she's at least 16, okay? Thank you. Don't do that. Hello, who's got their big titties coming in? Do you have your big titties coming in? Who likes your big titty?

Oh, yeah. I like the American flag one, too. Could you see through the American flag? You can see through the American flag, but I'll tell you this. That's the worst her face looks. Yeah, because she's a little goofy in that one, right? A little wet. She's goofy.

looking. I like a goofy face. You know that. But I mean, that's, I'm telling you, you get rid of the makeup. Those are the face you're going to see more. I know, but I don't care. I like that goof. She's vibing. Los Angeles. He's going out there to do some crazy stuff. Then Austin, for tickets and all the tour dates, go to bigj comedy.com, baby, YouTube.com slash at Big J. Okerson. Bobby Kelly's going to be an uncle Vinny's in New Jersey. This Weekend. On show Friday. One show Friday.

One show Saturday. So get your tickets. Come for Bobby's comedy. Stay for the picture of me poorly drawn on the back wall. Yeah. After that he's going to be in Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford, Connecticut, New Orleans for tickets in all of his tour dates. Go to punchup. com.

And check out his YouTube at Robert Kelly Comedy. And of course, like clockwork, 7 p.m. Tuesday nights. Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge at Comedy Cellar. Get all your tickets. Tickets for that. Punch up too, right? Punch up, yeah. I think so.

Yes. But if not go to comedy somewhere. Just show up. Just show the fuck up. Just show the fuck up. So funny this weekend, I did marshmallows on stage, and a couple of people in the crowd went, hobah chabalopolis. Hop a chappalopalalas.

Love you. Love you a mouth on a bed till you come in with a hot chappalapalopalus. Black people rule. Oh, yes. Gangfest, 10. I'm not promoting it. That's fine. I'll do it real quick.

I won't do it. New Orleans is. November, I'm going to see the, is it a picture problem again? Dave, yeah, we got to go. All right. November 13th through the 15th, Marty Grawl World in New Orleans. Badges are on sale right now. Skankfest.com, get them.

They just went on sale today. They are going to go fast. Irishafair.com. Go get a storyteller show. Do it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. The bonfire.